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Pfft—" There was a sound like a flower blooming, and then, he found strangely that he couldn't move.
The Queen of Hearts is close at hand, as long as he takes one step forward, he can take off her head.
The white rabbit struggled to turn back, and a sharp pain came from his chest instantly, and a long sword directly pierced his chest.
Only then did Yang Qing realize that at some point, the person sitting next to him disappeared.
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☆, garden
The long sword was slowly pulled out from the white rabbit's chest, blood spurted out uncontrollably, and most of it dripped on the ground, like blooming red flowers.
The White Rabbit watched in disbelief as the person behind him pulled out his sword neatly, and fell softly on the ground, at the feet of the woman he thought could be easily killed: "How is it possible..."
Because of the backlight, the Red Heart Knight's face was completely hidden in the shadows, and his expression could not be seen clearly, but a gentle voice came out through the night, and at this moment, it was even more ironic: "Sorry, I am Your Majesty's Knight, You can't hurt her."
The white rabbit looked at the black shadow covering him, and the tears that had been holding back still slipped out. In order to win more sympathy, he hadn't cried in such embarrassment for a long time: "Hahahahahaha, in the end you still chose She, I lost, but don't think how long you can be arrogant, that person, that person will definitely not make it easy for you, hahahahaha!"
The Queen of Hearts looked at the person at her feet with a blank expression on her face, as if she hadn't seen or heard anything, as if what was dying at her feet was just a grasshopper.
The light in White Rabbit's eyes has become increasingly dim. He was about to die, and his heart was directly pierced by the person he loved the most: "But... I am very satisfied to die by your hands. I already……"
The light in his eyes completely disappeared, but the eyes did not close, and the large blood that overflowed from his chest and flowed from his mouth stained the carpet on the ground red.
The court was suddenly silent. The knight of the heart's long sword stood by his side, and traces of blood dripped from the sword. He stood there quietly, with an expression that had never been calmer than before.
Until the Queen of Hearts picked up the scepter beside her and stood up, she crossed the pool of blood, but still frowned: "Remember to clean this place up."
The Heart Knight slowly knelt down on one knee: "Yes, Your Majesty."
As soon as the queen left, the entire courtroom became lively. The jurors were all discussing what happened just now. Unexpectedly, they could see someone assassinate the Queen of Hearts in their lifetime. When the group of card soldiers saw the queen walking out, , so he hurriedly followed, and the old judge followed suit. He was thinking about whether to submit a resignation letter.
March Rabbit grinned, and said to Yang Qing carelessly: "I didn't expect it to be quite powerful, thanks to the woman who was the boss before."
Yang Qing corrected him with a smile: "No, to be precise, your boss is her man."
The March Rabbit laughed loudly without paying much attention: "You guys just like to play word games. What's the difference? You can say whatever you want."
Yang Qing secretly made a victory gesture to Lance, and it turns out that IQ is a blemish.
March Hare stood up: "I'm leaving too, I haven't finished what the boss told me, by the way," he looked at the red heart knight who had been standing still, "I really like this buddy, Now he is also single, can I pursue him?"
Yang Qing was going to say whatever you want, but looking at that back, he always felt a little stuck, so he regained his lost conscience: "Let's wait a few days, wait for him to sort out his mood, maybe you can go to comfort him Just one click, and they will agree to you."
March Rabbit felt that what Yang Qing said made sense, so he happily left with the empty wine bottle.
Yang Qing suddenly felt that although this was a particularly serious trial, the only one who really wanted the White Rabbit to die was the March Rabbit.
Lance looked at the man in a daze again, squeezed his hand hard, received the other party's dissatisfied gaze, and said softly, "Let's go."
That's right, let the Red Heart Knight and the White Rabbit stay alone for a while now, or say goodbye, this person looks like nothing, and sometimes he is quite considerate.
Looking at Lance appreciatively, they also left the court.
In fact, Yang Qing really thinks too much. What Lance really thinks is: this man's wife just died, so he won't covet me. Seeing how good he is to brother Yang Qing, he won't be looking for a spare tire all the time, right? Get away from him quickly.
The originally holy trial ended with the death of one person. The Queen of Hearts gripped the scepter tightly. Maybe some things should be kept simple.
Lowering her head, she saw a few drops of blood stained on the high-heeled shoes that had been wiped so that the figure could be seen before going out. She turned her head and said to the pile of cards behind her: "Which people flinched just now to let the rabbit rushed in front of me."
The neat pile of cards was silent for a while, and then the large army moved a few steps as a whole, and a few were isolated. The Queen of Hearts raised her eyebrows: "Cut off their heads."
Soon, a few other cards dragged them away, and the Queen of Hearts continued to move forward with satisfaction. Perhaps this is the way that really suits her. With graceful steps, she said slowly, "Get ready for me." A new pair of shoes."
However, no one responded to her. The queen turned her head dissatisfied, only to find that there was no one around her.
The person who had been responding to her in the first place and handling the matter properly had long since died on the steps of the court, and the blood on her shoes belonged to that person.
The Queen of Hearts pursed her lips, a trace of sadness flashed in her eyes, but soon, she returned to her previous domineering appearance.
In fact, there is nothing to regret. It is only a matter of time before you find something like a housekeeper when it is gone.
Although she thought so in her heart, she felt extremely irritated in her heart. What the White Rabbit said before her death also made her very concerned. She had known for a long time that there must be someone behind the incident, an existence that could confront her.
The Queen of Hearts stopped her footsteps again, and the group of card soldiers behind her also stopped immediately, fearing that the Queen would be upset and let them go to see God together.
"You," the queen stretched out her index finger, "go and inform the Duchess that he and Alice must participate in a croquet match in the garden this afternoon. If you are late, you will be beheaded."
Then the piece of cards pointed by the Queen of Hearts disappeared.
Yang Qing was particularly depressed looking at the group of card soldiers standing in front of his door, listening to them telling him in unison that the Queen of Hearts would start a croquet match in the garden in the afternoon.
He silently covered his face, feeling extremely overwhelmed: "She is really not worried about hearing the white rabbit say such things and dare to hang around outside."
Lance sat inside and drank the eight-treasure porridge that Yang Qing made for him, and felt that his happiness index was already maxed~ So at this time, he should be a little more generous: "If we get in touch with them more, maybe we will catch some tricks."
Yang Qing waved at the group of card soldiers speechlessly. Ever since the door of his house was smashed open, he didn't like to meet these people at the door of his house. He turned around and looked at them who were still drinking leisurely Lance, who was eating eight-treasure porridge, said sullenly, "Oh, it's good to be ignorant."
Lance put down the bowl and signaled Yang Qing to continue talking.
Yang Qing just shrugged his shoulders, and smiled very meaningfully: "Ah, you will know this when the time comes."
Lance raised his eyebrows, hooked the smiling Yang Qing with one hand, and pulled him to sit on his lap, while he continued to drink the bowl of eight-treasure porridge and admire Yang Qing's awkward look.
In the afternoon, the two people who had just been running around in the morning set foot on the path in front of the door again. By the time they reached the garden like two old men, the Queen had already arrived. When she saw the two of them, she nodded. one time.
Only then did Yang Qing see the playing cards lying on the ground. She couldn't be blamed for being arrogant. It was because they were too flat. Under the Queen's threat, they had completely fitted the ground, like cards laid on the grass. Several rugs.
Yang Qing glanced at the red rose, probably because he had reminded him earlier, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it, but if he looked carefully, he could still find a few roses that had just grown white, although he didn't care what happened to him. , but still very guilty.
The queen pointed to the cards on the ground: "Who are these people?"
Yang Qing rolled his eyes, please, I arrived later than you, I know a ghost, even if I really know, I can't tell you, okay?It's all about betraying yourself in disguise. Do you think I'm stupid?
Yang Qing, who originally planned to pretend to be dead like the group of followers behind the queen, forgot that there was someone behind him.
Lance: "How do I know?"
Young man, you usually don't have much to say, why don't you know how to be quiet at this time! !
Yang Qing showed a flattering smile at the Queen of Hearts, and then stepped forward to cover Lance, and then he found that it was too difficult to do this with his height orz
The Queen of Hearts took a deep look at Lance, and then shouted at the card soldiers behind her: "Turn those people over!"
A few card soldiers came, walked up to them, lifted their feet, and turned them over. The gardeners knew that something was wrong, so they quickly got up, saluted the Queen of Hearts and Yang Qing, and ran away. After saluting to everyone in the team, Yang Qing noticed that the Red Heart Knight was also in the team. He didn't look very well, his face was pale, and he didn't wear his usual smile.
The Queen of Hearts was already very impatient: "Enough, you're making my head dizzy, what the hell are you doing here?"
The gardener knelt in front of the queen and replied very respectfully: "Your Majesty, we are preparing your roses."
The empress probably had this matter on a whim, so taking advantage of the time she was thinking, Yang Qing moved again, trying to block those white roses, but when he got close to the rose, there was a pungent and disgusting smell Rush into his nostrils, making him almost spit it out.
Yang Qing can be sure that this is definitely not the smell of paint.
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☆、croquet game
The Queen of Hearts didn't really care about it at first, it was a red rose anyway, and the garden was quite tall, but when she saw Yang Qing's appearance, she became suspicious, and when she got closer, she also smelled it.
The Queen of Hearts stretched out her hand and touched the unusually bright red petals. The dried paint peeled off from the petals. The Queen of Hearts rubbed her fingers, and the solid red surface immediately turned into crumbs. The Queen of Hearts glanced at it. The gardener trembling on the ground again: "Where did you get this?"
Gardener: "I bought this seed from Mr. Caterpillar. I'm really sorry, Your Majesty. We didn't know it was a white rose. I beg your forgiveness."
Lance walked over and pulled Yang Qing, who was already dizzy by the strange smell, stopped when he smelled the smell, he frowned and looked at the Queen of Hearts, after getting the same dignified look from the other side , lowered his eyes silently, and left the range of the bouquet of roses with his arms around Yang Qing.
The Queen of Hearts became even more impatient after hearing the answer, and seemed to be planning to use the scepter to pierce the thin cards on the ground at any time.
"I'm asking about the paint you use to dye red roses."
The gardeners trembled even more, and even their voices trembled unconsciously: "I also bought this paint from Mr. Caterpillar, because His Majesty likes a particularly bright red color, and Mr. Caterpillar paid a lot of money to paint it." It took effort to get it."
The Queen of Hearts didn't say anything else, she waved her hand feebly, and let a few card soldiers drag the gardener away on the ground, she looked very tired, but she didn't intend to go back to rest, Yang Qing looked at the Red Heart The queen turned around, silently pulling Lance to follow.
"What is the tree rose used for? It smells so strange." Yang Qing asked curiously, and he swore that he had never asked about such an unpleasant smell in his life.
Lance suddenly patted Yang Qing's head and paused: "You don't want to know, it's a bad thing."
Yang Qing puffed up his cheeks. Since his relationship with Lance changed, this guy has become more and more fond of perfunctory him: "I want to know, what's the relationship, why you can know me but not me."
The Red Heart Knight next to him suddenly laughed, and rubbed his eyes under Lance's unkind eyes: "Madam, don't pretend, I have goosebumps all over my body, I can smell the obvious smell of blood here , I don’t think Alice is a good child, so it’s better to be honest.”
Yang Qing's face turned pale when he heard the "smell of blood" from the Knight of Hearts, he felt his stomach acid began to roll uncontrollably, and the urge to vomit that had just stopped was about to break through his stomach Nervous, he looked at Lance palely: "No way, I know the taste of blood, it's not like that at all."
Lance was silent for a while, and then slowly said: "You are talking about blood, but it smells very heavy. The bucket of "paint" should have been placed for a long time, so it is very strong red, and the smell It would also smell bad."
Yang Qing's face became even paler, my God, what kind of insane person would use blood to make dye, and then sell it to others.
The Red Heart Knight shrugged his shoulders: "The Caterpillar is pretty knowledgeable about the market. Your Majesty really likes bloody colors, but her cleanliness is very strong. Next time she is so creative, let's get rid of the smell first. Hey, ma'am, don't pretend." Now, how far have we traveled, and our face is still so pale, which brand of BB cream do we use?"
Yang Qing glared at him fiercely, calmed down, and felt that he was much better, it was just blood, but how much blood would it take to dye so many roses red.
Thinking about it this way, Yang Qing felt something was wrong, obviously the Queen of Hearts also thought so, she has already asked you to find Mr. Caterpillar.
Although that happened, but now, they are still standing on the field, watching Lance look at the flamingo in his hand expressionlessly, Yang Qing suddenly feels better .
"Don't make such an expression, Your Majesty's croquet games have always been like this, remember to choose a better cue next time, Yang Qing poked the ball in front of him with his foot - a hedgehog that was trying to sneak away and try to escape , they immediately rolled into a ball obediently, Lance glanced around, and found that his ball had already run into the grass and disappeared.
The goal is made up of several card soldiers, the ball is a rolled up hedgehog, and the cue is a straight flamingo. Lance said that he has never seen such a strange croquet game. If all the props are alive If it is a thing, then how to make them all abide by the rules of the game?
Yang Qing said, young man, you are still too naive, how can there be any rules in this kind of competition, it is just pure entertainment.
Lance: "...There are no rules, so how do you play?"
Yang Qing: "You can play however you like." As he spoke, he waved the flamingo in his hand and knocked the hedgehog far away in the opposite direction to the goal. "
Lance: "...you hit it backwards."
Yang Qing touched the back of his head: "Oh! I just saw the goal here."
Lance: "...well, they came here when you were fighting just now."
Yang Qing: "..."
Just when the two were speechless, Yang Qing's hedgehog ball took the opportunity to get into the grass and disappeared.
The current scene has become very chaotic, because many flamingos flew away, and hedgehogs also got into the grass, so people started a fierce quarrel for props, and the goal was full for the Queen of Hearts to score. The random running made the scene even more chaotic.
This is the result every time I organize a ball game, but the Queen of Hearts still enjoys it, and in the later stage, she will become very angry because of the chaos. Almost half of the people are ordered by the Queen to beheaded, but this time there is no need I was too worried, because there were not so many card soldiers coming to drag people, and those who were invited to play were all relatives of the emperor, and their status was not low.
Yang Qing watched the game speechlessly, while Lance kept staring at Yang Qing relentlessly. Yang Qing felt embarrassed: "Why do you keep looking at me?"
Lance: "Have you ever played croquet before? The Queen of Hearts?"
Yang Qing: "No, if I knew this was the result, I would tell her that I had uterine cancer and would never come."
Lance: "...don't say such unlucky things."
Yang Qing: "It's okay, I can't think about it anyway, what's the matter? If you want to ask anything, just ask."
Lance looked at Yang Qing faintly: "I was just thinking, since you have never participated, why do you know so clearly? After all, you are not the real duchess, brother Yang Qing."
Yang Qing's body suddenly stiffened, he had never considered this issue, indeed, this was his first time participating in the Queen of Hearts croquet match, and there was no such record in the information given by Al, but after hearing the Queen of Hearts During the croquet match, such a scene came to his mind.
Yang Qing: "What's going on?"
Lance shook his head, his eyes became complicated: "I don't know, until now, I don't understand why the other party did this. What exactly does he want us to do?"
Yang Qing looked around helplessly, things seemed to be getting more and more complicated, not to mention looking for clues, now he had no idea what kind of game the other party wanted to create, Yang Qing decided to look for himself first The missing hedgehog, by the way, was lazy, and his stomach hurts when he saw the chaotic scene.
Not long after walking, Yang Qing found his hedgehog and a flamingo on the tree at the same time. Yang Qing grinned at it, and then he was surprised to find that the flamingo was also there Grin at him!
How is this going!Why is a bird able to grin!
Yang Qing took a closer look, and found that it was not the flamingo that was grinning, but a smiling face in the void.
The first thing Yang Qing thought of was the Cheshire Cat, but he quickly dispelled the thought. The Cheshire Cat was already dead, and it was still dead in front of his eyes. Yang Qing looked more carefully and found that the smiling face looked It sounds familiar.
Well, he knew who it was.
Yang Qing was about to say hello to the owner of the smiling face in front of him, when he heard the smiling face say: "Don't talk, I can't hear you, can't you wait? At least wait for one of my ears come out."
Yang Qing: "Excuse me, Mr. Caterpillar, I think I need to remind you that a caterpillar has no ears."
Caterpillar: "I can't hear you and you still say, can't you sign something first?"
Yang Qing stopped talking, he just stood under the tree like that, watching the caterpillar's head slowly appear in the air, like a magic trick, and the hedgehog at his feet didn't know when it would come back again. ran away.
Lance stood there for a while, feeling a little worried to find Yang Qing, only to see a head exactly like Yang Qing's hanging in the air, and almost had a heart attack from fright.
Seeing his whole head come out, Yang Qing continued, "I thought only the Cheshire cat could do this trick."
The caterpillar snorted, and seemed to despise Yang Qing's ignorance: "I am a know-it-all in Wonderland, so I naturally know how the Cheshire cat can disappear at any time, so logically, I also know how to disappear."
Yang Qing: "Can you show your whole body? It's really hard to keep talking to him when you see your head stuck there."
Caterpillar: "I didn't force you to talk to me, I can't show my body, the queen will definitely trouble me later, I'm like this, it's easy to escape in a while."
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☆, engaged? !
Yang Qing: "Since you are going to escape, why did you come here specially?"
Caterpillar: "Are you stupid? A group of card soldiers surround your house and you dare not come here. I still have to do business to support myself."
Yang Qing: "...what he said is so reasonable that I'm speechless."
Lance frowned and looked at the dangling head above. Just as he was about to speak, he heard a special female voice: "Mr. Caterpillar, I have something to ask you."
Seeing Yang Qing and Lance sneak away in the chaos, the Queen of Hearts burst out of curiosity immediately. This kind of small forest is suitable for many things, so it is very good for her to take a small look now to show her concern for her best friend , right, normal, yes.
Forget it if it’s not normal, she’s gone anyway ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Then I was disappointed to see that these two people were chatting with a head, and I couldn't hold it anymore. After finding out that the head was a caterpillar, the Queen of Hearts also adjusted her mood and began to ask serious questions: "Mr. Caterpillar, my gardener I bought white rose seeds from you."
"Ah?!" The caterpillar said loudly impatiently: "I wrote on the bag that they were white seeds, but they didn't see it."
Yang Qing: "...It's true that no one blames you for being so guilty?"
Queen of Hearts: "What I want to ask is not the seeds, but the paint they bought from you later. Where did you get it?"
The caterpillar narrowed its eyes slightly: "You mean that bucket of blood plasma?"
Yang Qing: "...Why did you admit that it was blood so easily?" Are you really not thinking about struggling?
Caterpillar: "Pfft... Anyone with a good nose knows it's a bucket of blood, okay? What's wrong with you recently? IQ was zero during the relationship?"
Yang Qing, who was despised and petrified again.
Queen of Hearts: "I'm more curious about where you got so much blood, and it was a long time ago. I was in a good mood during that time, and my executioner went on vacation."
Caterpillar: "Oh, this is the first time I know about selling goods and I have to ask the source of the goods like this, where did your fish roe come from? It's dug out from the belly of the salmon at the stall next door."
Yang Qing: "..."
Queen of Hearts: "..."
Caterpillar: "Then let me tell you that this is extracted from the glacier of the Tianshan Mountains, and it was made through ninety-nine and 81 processes, do you believe it?"
Yang Qing: "..."
Queen of Hearts: "..."
Caterpillar: "Business is getting worse and worse now. I have to ask this and that about everything I buy, and I have to shop around. I'm really weird. I'm the only supplier. I don't know. What's the comparison, if you have the ability, you can sell it yourself."
Yang Qing: "...For the first time watching the whole process of blowing up my hair, it feels so subtle."
Lance: "Why can't you just say the blood is from the Cheshire cat?"
Caterpillar:"……"
Yang Qing: "..."
Queen of Hearts: "..."
Caterpillar: "What evidence do you have, don't just spout blood like this, how could I kill the Cheshire Cat, he is my good brother."
Lance: "I never said that you killed the Cheshire cat, I just said that the bucket of blood was the blood of the Cheshire cat, and he was the only one who died during that time, and," Lance glanced at People around me, "It's just a guess. When the people I know feel guilty and nervous, they will have a lot of fallacies. They keep talking and talking, and they don't give others a chance to ask or question."
Yang Qing: "... Strange, why do I feel a sudden pain in my knee."
Queen of Hearts: →_→
Lance: "So, you killed the Cheshire Cat? Why? Because at that time did anyone need red paint?"
Caterpillar: "How could I attack my good brother for this reason, paint is just a way, after all, everything should be used to its full potential."
Yang Qing: "So you admit that you killed the Cheshire Cat?"
Caterpillar: "Stupid, when did I admit it."
Yang Qing: →_→
Queen of Hearts: →_→
Lance: →_→
Then the caterpillar disappeared. Unlike when he appeared just now, he disappeared very quickly. It probably took only a second before he disappeared completely.
Yang Qing: "I guess he must go back to pack his things and prepare to run away, shouldn't we catch him?"
Queen of Hearts: "Come on, I feel so tired after doing so many things today, and isn't the hat house responsible for this case? If you steal the authority, you have to do your duty. God, I'm going to go back to sleep. I feel like I won't sleep anymore." I'm going to be ten years older."
Yang Qing: "Some people will keep talking when they feel guilty and nervous, and there are a lot of fallacies. Who said that just now?"
The Queen of Hearts gave Lance a hard look, and then sighed: "Well, actually, I don't really like to be in contact with people like Cheshire cats and caterpillars, especially when they are in the state just now. In fact, I was kind of happy when the Cheshire Cat died,"
Yang Qing: "Why? Because they can escape quickly?"
Queen of Hearts: "Eh... because they can't behead."
Yang Qing: "..."
Queen of Hearts: "Okay, let's go to the court now. It hasn't been decided yet, although I seem to be the winner this time."
Lance: "How do you know you scored the most goals without a scoreboard?"
Yang Qing: "Uh... Actually, I also want to know, although the whole room is full of people cheating for you, is there anyway to count points?"
Queen of Hearts: "No reason, because I was the one who finally announced the end of the game, so I just announced the winner by the way, this is just general entertainment, why should you care about the result so much, as long as you are happy.
Yang Qing: "..."
Lance: "..."
So in the following time, Yang Qing and Lance snatched new flamingos and hedgehogs from others by relying on violence and coercion, and participated in this big melee, but because the goal was completely chasing the Queen of Hearts The ball ran away, so the two of them simply took the other cards on the field as targets, and the people who hit them screamed, and they didn't know who served the ball.
When it was almost dusk, the game was finally over, and of course the Queen of Hearts went up to give a speech, and then announced that she was the winner.
Yang Qing really wanted to know how she did such a shameless thing so smoothly, and then found out that the prize of the croquet game was a plate of pie.
Yang Qing suddenly realized that he still remembered that the setting of the Queen of Hearts was that she especially liked eating pies.
The Queen of Hearts who won the competition was very happy. She announced that a grand banquet would be held in the castle. As soon as the words fell, Yang Qing saw a large group of ministers in charge of the banquet leaving the croquet court at the speed of light, and silently ordered a banquet for them. wax.
Amid applause, the Queen of Hearts waved her hand with a blushing face: "This banquet is not just held for my victory. My best friend, the Duchess, has finally found her love after a long time. It's very shy, so it's still in the ambiguous period, I hope they can confirm their relationship at this banquet, it's too soon to get married, in short, make an appointment first."
Yang Qing: "..."
This is the professional selling teammates for 100 years. His little trick is nothing. The eyes of the crowd immediately focused on Yang Qing and Lance. It's like a witness to this pair of feelings.
Yang Qing looked helplessly at the Queen of Hearts standing on the platform (which was specially set up by the card soldiers), and the latter had a proud expression of "don't thank me too much".
Please don't be so affectionate, I really don't intend to thank you, dear!
The Queen of Hearts: "Let's give them some time, anyway, we must see you at the dinner party, otherwise, you understand."
Yang Qing: QAQ, who will tell him why he was forced to marry by his natal family? He doesn't understand at all, can you explain it more clearly!And he is obviously just a young man who hasn't had a serious relationship yet, why is he going to the step of getting engaged!
Looking for help, he glanced at Lance, and found that this person was already deep in thought. He probably thought it was too hasty and was researching escape routes. Yang Qing looked at Lance confidently. It would be good to have a reliable person at this time. ~
Lance: "Well, when the time comes, do you want to wear a wedding dress or a suit, and remember to tell me the circumference of your fingers. I don't know if there is a ring shop here. I'll ask the Queen of Hearts later."
Yang Qing: He knows QAQ, he is the only normal person in this place
Yang Qing: "Don't you think this is a little too fast? I think we should focus on how to get back."
Lance: "It's really fast, but it's just in the game and you don't need to pay too much attention to it, and this is the order of the Queen of Hearts, so you can't disobey it, right?"
It sounds very reasonable~ especially with the paralyzed face above, it is very convincing, isn't it!
So if you are a young man, don't raise the corners of your mouth! !
Yang Qing said that he was so tired that he couldn't love anymore.
Facts have proved that the Queen of Hearts is a big man who can spend money for her girlfriends, but since the entire Kingdom of Hearts is hers, there is no problem of spending money.
Queen of Hearts: "My wallet is the treasury."
In the evening, a frog servant brought a dress and a ring. Although the two men were of the same size, the queen said that the size of the ring can be changed to ensure that it fits the finger.
Yang Qing: "I bought this ring from the caterpillar, right?"
Frog Servant: "Quack——"
Yang Qing: "..."
Lance seems to be very satisfied with the ring, the shape is very simple, but it looks very grand.
Yang Qing found that there was a small note in the small box where the ring was placed: Sister is so kind to you, this ring can not only be worn on your hand, but also on your wrist, hehe, you know, the size can be changed anyway~ You can continue to use it when you get married in the future~ Don’t thank me too much. "
Lance turned his head curiously when he heard "tearing—" and saw Yang Qing's face livid, and asked with concern: "What's wrong?"
Yang Qing smiled brightly, and silently threw away the scraps of paper: "It's nothing, I'm a little excited to see His Majesty being so considerate."
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☆, the secret of the port
After a long time of sleepless nights and food, Al finally made a preliminary model. He proudly wanted to show off in front of Chris and let him see that he was also very good, but he found that Chris had left long ago. It was only then that Er remembered that he had gone home to make arrangements because he had something to do at home.
Al felt a little unaccustomed to it. A series of recent incidents had tied the two of them tightly together, and now he was suddenly the only one left, so it was inevitable that he would feel a little lonely.This is normal, at least that's what Al told himself.
Well~ Although Chris is not here, you can try to run it first, maybe it will be solved~
Al inserted the character information into the terminal, and after waiting for a while, the complacent look suddenly disappeared without a trace. He looked at the display on the terminal.
The Queen of Hearts is close at hand, as long as he takes one step forward, he can take off her head.
The white rabbit struggled to turn back, and a sharp pain came from his chest instantly, and a long sword directly pierced his chest.
Only then did Yang Qing realize that at some point, the person sitting next to him disappeared.
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☆, garden
The long sword was slowly pulled out from the white rabbit's chest, blood spurted out uncontrollably, and most of it dripped on the ground, like blooming red flowers.
The White Rabbit watched in disbelief as the person behind him pulled out his sword neatly, and fell softly on the ground, at the feet of the woman he thought could be easily killed: "How is it possible..."
Because of the backlight, the Red Heart Knight's face was completely hidden in the shadows, and his expression could not be seen clearly, but a gentle voice came out through the night, and at this moment, it was even more ironic: "Sorry, I am Your Majesty's Knight, You can't hurt her."
The white rabbit looked at the black shadow covering him, and the tears that had been holding back still slipped out. In order to win more sympathy, he hadn't cried in such embarrassment for a long time: "Hahahahahaha, in the end you still chose She, I lost, but don't think how long you can be arrogant, that person, that person will definitely not make it easy for you, hahahahaha!"
The Queen of Hearts looked at the person at her feet with a blank expression on her face, as if she hadn't seen or heard anything, as if what was dying at her feet was just a grasshopper.
The light in White Rabbit's eyes has become increasingly dim. He was about to die, and his heart was directly pierced by the person he loved the most: "But... I am very satisfied to die by your hands. I already……"
The light in his eyes completely disappeared, but the eyes did not close, and the large blood that overflowed from his chest and flowed from his mouth stained the carpet on the ground red.
The court was suddenly silent. The knight of the heart's long sword stood by his side, and traces of blood dripped from the sword. He stood there quietly, with an expression that had never been calmer than before.
Until the Queen of Hearts picked up the scepter beside her and stood up, she crossed the pool of blood, but still frowned: "Remember to clean this place up."
The Heart Knight slowly knelt down on one knee: "Yes, Your Majesty."
As soon as the queen left, the entire courtroom became lively. The jurors were all discussing what happened just now. Unexpectedly, they could see someone assassinate the Queen of Hearts in their lifetime. When the group of card soldiers saw the queen walking out, , so he hurriedly followed, and the old judge followed suit. He was thinking about whether to submit a resignation letter.
March Rabbit grinned, and said to Yang Qing carelessly: "I didn't expect it to be quite powerful, thanks to the woman who was the boss before."
Yang Qing corrected him with a smile: "No, to be precise, your boss is her man."
The March Rabbit laughed loudly without paying much attention: "You guys just like to play word games. What's the difference? You can say whatever you want."
Yang Qing secretly made a victory gesture to Lance, and it turns out that IQ is a blemish.
March Hare stood up: "I'm leaving too, I haven't finished what the boss told me, by the way," he looked at the red heart knight who had been standing still, "I really like this buddy, Now he is also single, can I pursue him?"
Yang Qing was going to say whatever you want, but looking at that back, he always felt a little stuck, so he regained his lost conscience: "Let's wait a few days, wait for him to sort out his mood, maybe you can go to comfort him Just one click, and they will agree to you."
March Rabbit felt that what Yang Qing said made sense, so he happily left with the empty wine bottle.
Yang Qing suddenly felt that although this was a particularly serious trial, the only one who really wanted the White Rabbit to die was the March Rabbit.
Lance looked at the man in a daze again, squeezed his hand hard, received the other party's dissatisfied gaze, and said softly, "Let's go."
That's right, let the Red Heart Knight and the White Rabbit stay alone for a while now, or say goodbye, this person looks like nothing, and sometimes he is quite considerate.
Looking at Lance appreciatively, they also left the court.
In fact, Yang Qing really thinks too much. What Lance really thinks is: this man's wife just died, so he won't covet me. Seeing how good he is to brother Yang Qing, he won't be looking for a spare tire all the time, right? Get away from him quickly.
The originally holy trial ended with the death of one person. The Queen of Hearts gripped the scepter tightly. Maybe some things should be kept simple.
Lowering her head, she saw a few drops of blood stained on the high-heeled shoes that had been wiped so that the figure could be seen before going out. She turned her head and said to the pile of cards behind her: "Which people flinched just now to let the rabbit rushed in front of me."
The neat pile of cards was silent for a while, and then the large army moved a few steps as a whole, and a few were isolated. The Queen of Hearts raised her eyebrows: "Cut off their heads."
Soon, a few other cards dragged them away, and the Queen of Hearts continued to move forward with satisfaction. Perhaps this is the way that really suits her. With graceful steps, she said slowly, "Get ready for me." A new pair of shoes."
However, no one responded to her. The queen turned her head dissatisfied, only to find that there was no one around her.
The person who had been responding to her in the first place and handling the matter properly had long since died on the steps of the court, and the blood on her shoes belonged to that person.
The Queen of Hearts pursed her lips, a trace of sadness flashed in her eyes, but soon, she returned to her previous domineering appearance.
In fact, there is nothing to regret. It is only a matter of time before you find something like a housekeeper when it is gone.
Although she thought so in her heart, she felt extremely irritated in her heart. What the White Rabbit said before her death also made her very concerned. She had known for a long time that there must be someone behind the incident, an existence that could confront her.
The Queen of Hearts stopped her footsteps again, and the group of card soldiers behind her also stopped immediately, fearing that the Queen would be upset and let them go to see God together.
"You," the queen stretched out her index finger, "go and inform the Duchess that he and Alice must participate in a croquet match in the garden this afternoon. If you are late, you will be beheaded."
Then the piece of cards pointed by the Queen of Hearts disappeared.
Yang Qing was particularly depressed looking at the group of card soldiers standing in front of his door, listening to them telling him in unison that the Queen of Hearts would start a croquet match in the garden in the afternoon.
He silently covered his face, feeling extremely overwhelmed: "She is really not worried about hearing the white rabbit say such things and dare to hang around outside."
Lance sat inside and drank the eight-treasure porridge that Yang Qing made for him, and felt that his happiness index was already maxed~ So at this time, he should be a little more generous: "If we get in touch with them more, maybe we will catch some tricks."
Yang Qing waved at the group of card soldiers speechlessly. Ever since the door of his house was smashed open, he didn't like to meet these people at the door of his house. He turned around and looked at them who were still drinking leisurely Lance, who was eating eight-treasure porridge, said sullenly, "Oh, it's good to be ignorant."
Lance put down the bowl and signaled Yang Qing to continue talking.
Yang Qing just shrugged his shoulders, and smiled very meaningfully: "Ah, you will know this when the time comes."
Lance raised his eyebrows, hooked the smiling Yang Qing with one hand, and pulled him to sit on his lap, while he continued to drink the bowl of eight-treasure porridge and admire Yang Qing's awkward look.
In the afternoon, the two people who had just been running around in the morning set foot on the path in front of the door again. By the time they reached the garden like two old men, the Queen had already arrived. When she saw the two of them, she nodded. one time.
Only then did Yang Qing see the playing cards lying on the ground. She couldn't be blamed for being arrogant. It was because they were too flat. Under the Queen's threat, they had completely fitted the ground, like cards laid on the grass. Several rugs.
Yang Qing glanced at the red rose, probably because he had reminded him earlier, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it, but if he looked carefully, he could still find a few roses that had just grown white, although he didn't care what happened to him. , but still very guilty.
The queen pointed to the cards on the ground: "Who are these people?"
Yang Qing rolled his eyes, please, I arrived later than you, I know a ghost, even if I really know, I can't tell you, okay?It's all about betraying yourself in disguise. Do you think I'm stupid?
Yang Qing, who originally planned to pretend to be dead like the group of followers behind the queen, forgot that there was someone behind him.
Lance: "How do I know?"
Young man, you usually don't have much to say, why don't you know how to be quiet at this time! !
Yang Qing showed a flattering smile at the Queen of Hearts, and then stepped forward to cover Lance, and then he found that it was too difficult to do this with his height orz
The Queen of Hearts took a deep look at Lance, and then shouted at the card soldiers behind her: "Turn those people over!"
A few card soldiers came, walked up to them, lifted their feet, and turned them over. The gardeners knew that something was wrong, so they quickly got up, saluted the Queen of Hearts and Yang Qing, and ran away. After saluting to everyone in the team, Yang Qing noticed that the Red Heart Knight was also in the team. He didn't look very well, his face was pale, and he didn't wear his usual smile.
The Queen of Hearts was already very impatient: "Enough, you're making my head dizzy, what the hell are you doing here?"
The gardener knelt in front of the queen and replied very respectfully: "Your Majesty, we are preparing your roses."
The empress probably had this matter on a whim, so taking advantage of the time she was thinking, Yang Qing moved again, trying to block those white roses, but when he got close to the rose, there was a pungent and disgusting smell Rush into his nostrils, making him almost spit it out.
Yang Qing can be sure that this is definitely not the smell of paint.
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☆、croquet game
The Queen of Hearts didn't really care about it at first, it was a red rose anyway, and the garden was quite tall, but when she saw Yang Qing's appearance, she became suspicious, and when she got closer, she also smelled it.
The Queen of Hearts stretched out her hand and touched the unusually bright red petals. The dried paint peeled off from the petals. The Queen of Hearts rubbed her fingers, and the solid red surface immediately turned into crumbs. The Queen of Hearts glanced at it. The gardener trembling on the ground again: "Where did you get this?"
Gardener: "I bought this seed from Mr. Caterpillar. I'm really sorry, Your Majesty. We didn't know it was a white rose. I beg your forgiveness."
Lance walked over and pulled Yang Qing, who was already dizzy by the strange smell, stopped when he smelled the smell, he frowned and looked at the Queen of Hearts, after getting the same dignified look from the other side , lowered his eyes silently, and left the range of the bouquet of roses with his arms around Yang Qing.
The Queen of Hearts became even more impatient after hearing the answer, and seemed to be planning to use the scepter to pierce the thin cards on the ground at any time.
"I'm asking about the paint you use to dye red roses."
The gardeners trembled even more, and even their voices trembled unconsciously: "I also bought this paint from Mr. Caterpillar, because His Majesty likes a particularly bright red color, and Mr. Caterpillar paid a lot of money to paint it." It took effort to get it."
The Queen of Hearts didn't say anything else, she waved her hand feebly, and let a few card soldiers drag the gardener away on the ground, she looked very tired, but she didn't intend to go back to rest, Yang Qing looked at the Red Heart The queen turned around, silently pulling Lance to follow.
"What is the tree rose used for? It smells so strange." Yang Qing asked curiously, and he swore that he had never asked about such an unpleasant smell in his life.
Lance suddenly patted Yang Qing's head and paused: "You don't want to know, it's a bad thing."
Yang Qing puffed up his cheeks. Since his relationship with Lance changed, this guy has become more and more fond of perfunctory him: "I want to know, what's the relationship, why you can know me but not me."
The Red Heart Knight next to him suddenly laughed, and rubbed his eyes under Lance's unkind eyes: "Madam, don't pretend, I have goosebumps all over my body, I can smell the obvious smell of blood here , I don’t think Alice is a good child, so it’s better to be honest.”
Yang Qing's face turned pale when he heard the "smell of blood" from the Knight of Hearts, he felt his stomach acid began to roll uncontrollably, and the urge to vomit that had just stopped was about to break through his stomach Nervous, he looked at Lance palely: "No way, I know the taste of blood, it's not like that at all."
Lance was silent for a while, and then slowly said: "You are talking about blood, but it smells very heavy. The bucket of "paint" should have been placed for a long time, so it is very strong red, and the smell It would also smell bad."
Yang Qing's face became even paler, my God, what kind of insane person would use blood to make dye, and then sell it to others.
The Red Heart Knight shrugged his shoulders: "The Caterpillar is pretty knowledgeable about the market. Your Majesty really likes bloody colors, but her cleanliness is very strong. Next time she is so creative, let's get rid of the smell first. Hey, ma'am, don't pretend." Now, how far have we traveled, and our face is still so pale, which brand of BB cream do we use?"
Yang Qing glared at him fiercely, calmed down, and felt that he was much better, it was just blood, but how much blood would it take to dye so many roses red.
Thinking about it this way, Yang Qing felt something was wrong, obviously the Queen of Hearts also thought so, she has already asked you to find Mr. Caterpillar.
Although that happened, but now, they are still standing on the field, watching Lance look at the flamingo in his hand expressionlessly, Yang Qing suddenly feels better .
"Don't make such an expression, Your Majesty's croquet games have always been like this, remember to choose a better cue next time, Yang Qing poked the ball in front of him with his foot - a hedgehog that was trying to sneak away and try to escape , they immediately rolled into a ball obediently, Lance glanced around, and found that his ball had already run into the grass and disappeared.
The goal is made up of several card soldiers, the ball is a rolled up hedgehog, and the cue is a straight flamingo. Lance said that he has never seen such a strange croquet game. If all the props are alive If it is a thing, then how to make them all abide by the rules of the game?
Yang Qing said, young man, you are still too naive, how can there be any rules in this kind of competition, it is just pure entertainment.
Lance: "...There are no rules, so how do you play?"
Yang Qing: "You can play however you like." As he spoke, he waved the flamingo in his hand and knocked the hedgehog far away in the opposite direction to the goal. "
Lance: "...you hit it backwards."
Yang Qing touched the back of his head: "Oh! I just saw the goal here."
Lance: "...well, they came here when you were fighting just now."
Yang Qing: "..."
Just when the two were speechless, Yang Qing's hedgehog ball took the opportunity to get into the grass and disappeared.
The current scene has become very chaotic, because many flamingos flew away, and hedgehogs also got into the grass, so people started a fierce quarrel for props, and the goal was full for the Queen of Hearts to score. The random running made the scene even more chaotic.
This is the result every time I organize a ball game, but the Queen of Hearts still enjoys it, and in the later stage, she will become very angry because of the chaos. Almost half of the people are ordered by the Queen to beheaded, but this time there is no need I was too worried, because there were not so many card soldiers coming to drag people, and those who were invited to play were all relatives of the emperor, and their status was not low.
Yang Qing watched the game speechlessly, while Lance kept staring at Yang Qing relentlessly. Yang Qing felt embarrassed: "Why do you keep looking at me?"
Lance: "Have you ever played croquet before? The Queen of Hearts?"
Yang Qing: "No, if I knew this was the result, I would tell her that I had uterine cancer and would never come."
Lance: "...don't say such unlucky things."
Yang Qing: "It's okay, I can't think about it anyway, what's the matter? If you want to ask anything, just ask."
Lance looked at Yang Qing faintly: "I was just thinking, since you have never participated, why do you know so clearly? After all, you are not the real duchess, brother Yang Qing."
Yang Qing's body suddenly stiffened, he had never considered this issue, indeed, this was his first time participating in the Queen of Hearts croquet match, and there was no such record in the information given by Al, but after hearing the Queen of Hearts During the croquet match, such a scene came to his mind.
Yang Qing: "What's going on?"
Lance shook his head, his eyes became complicated: "I don't know, until now, I don't understand why the other party did this. What exactly does he want us to do?"
Yang Qing looked around helplessly, things seemed to be getting more and more complicated, not to mention looking for clues, now he had no idea what kind of game the other party wanted to create, Yang Qing decided to look for himself first The missing hedgehog, by the way, was lazy, and his stomach hurts when he saw the chaotic scene.
Not long after walking, Yang Qing found his hedgehog and a flamingo on the tree at the same time. Yang Qing grinned at it, and then he was surprised to find that the flamingo was also there Grin at him!
How is this going!Why is a bird able to grin!
Yang Qing took a closer look, and found that it was not the flamingo that was grinning, but a smiling face in the void.
The first thing Yang Qing thought of was the Cheshire Cat, but he quickly dispelled the thought. The Cheshire Cat was already dead, and it was still dead in front of his eyes. Yang Qing looked more carefully and found that the smiling face looked It sounds familiar.
Well, he knew who it was.
Yang Qing was about to say hello to the owner of the smiling face in front of him, when he heard the smiling face say: "Don't talk, I can't hear you, can't you wait? At least wait for one of my ears come out."
Yang Qing: "Excuse me, Mr. Caterpillar, I think I need to remind you that a caterpillar has no ears."
Caterpillar: "I can't hear you and you still say, can't you sign something first?"
Yang Qing stopped talking, he just stood under the tree like that, watching the caterpillar's head slowly appear in the air, like a magic trick, and the hedgehog at his feet didn't know when it would come back again. ran away.
Lance stood there for a while, feeling a little worried to find Yang Qing, only to see a head exactly like Yang Qing's hanging in the air, and almost had a heart attack from fright.
Seeing his whole head come out, Yang Qing continued, "I thought only the Cheshire cat could do this trick."
The caterpillar snorted, and seemed to despise Yang Qing's ignorance: "I am a know-it-all in Wonderland, so I naturally know how the Cheshire cat can disappear at any time, so logically, I also know how to disappear."
Yang Qing: "Can you show your whole body? It's really hard to keep talking to him when you see your head stuck there."
Caterpillar: "I didn't force you to talk to me, I can't show my body, the queen will definitely trouble me later, I'm like this, it's easy to escape in a while."
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☆, engaged? !
Yang Qing: "Since you are going to escape, why did you come here specially?"
Caterpillar: "Are you stupid? A group of card soldiers surround your house and you dare not come here. I still have to do business to support myself."
Yang Qing: "...what he said is so reasonable that I'm speechless."
Lance frowned and looked at the dangling head above. Just as he was about to speak, he heard a special female voice: "Mr. Caterpillar, I have something to ask you."
Seeing Yang Qing and Lance sneak away in the chaos, the Queen of Hearts burst out of curiosity immediately. This kind of small forest is suitable for many things, so it is very good for her to take a small look now to show her concern for her best friend , right, normal, yes.
Forget it if it’s not normal, she’s gone anyway ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Then I was disappointed to see that these two people were chatting with a head, and I couldn't hold it anymore. After finding out that the head was a caterpillar, the Queen of Hearts also adjusted her mood and began to ask serious questions: "Mr. Caterpillar, my gardener I bought white rose seeds from you."
"Ah?!" The caterpillar said loudly impatiently: "I wrote on the bag that they were white seeds, but they didn't see it."
Yang Qing: "...It's true that no one blames you for being so guilty?"
Queen of Hearts: "What I want to ask is not the seeds, but the paint they bought from you later. Where did you get it?"
The caterpillar narrowed its eyes slightly: "You mean that bucket of blood plasma?"
Yang Qing: "...Why did you admit that it was blood so easily?" Are you really not thinking about struggling?
Caterpillar: "Pfft... Anyone with a good nose knows it's a bucket of blood, okay? What's wrong with you recently? IQ was zero during the relationship?"
Yang Qing, who was despised and petrified again.
Queen of Hearts: "I'm more curious about where you got so much blood, and it was a long time ago. I was in a good mood during that time, and my executioner went on vacation."
Caterpillar: "Oh, this is the first time I know about selling goods and I have to ask the source of the goods like this, where did your fish roe come from? It's dug out from the belly of the salmon at the stall next door."
Yang Qing: "..."
Queen of Hearts: "..."
Caterpillar: "Then let me tell you that this is extracted from the glacier of the Tianshan Mountains, and it was made through ninety-nine and 81 processes, do you believe it?"
Yang Qing: "..."
Queen of Hearts: "..."
Caterpillar: "Business is getting worse and worse now. I have to ask this and that about everything I buy, and I have to shop around. I'm really weird. I'm the only supplier. I don't know. What's the comparison, if you have the ability, you can sell it yourself."
Yang Qing: "...For the first time watching the whole process of blowing up my hair, it feels so subtle."
Lance: "Why can't you just say the blood is from the Cheshire cat?"
Caterpillar:"……"
Yang Qing: "..."
Queen of Hearts: "..."
Caterpillar: "What evidence do you have, don't just spout blood like this, how could I kill the Cheshire Cat, he is my good brother."
Lance: "I never said that you killed the Cheshire cat, I just said that the bucket of blood was the blood of the Cheshire cat, and he was the only one who died during that time, and," Lance glanced at People around me, "It's just a guess. When the people I know feel guilty and nervous, they will have a lot of fallacies. They keep talking and talking, and they don't give others a chance to ask or question."
Yang Qing: "... Strange, why do I feel a sudden pain in my knee."
Queen of Hearts: →_→
Lance: "So, you killed the Cheshire Cat? Why? Because at that time did anyone need red paint?"
Caterpillar: "How could I attack my good brother for this reason, paint is just a way, after all, everything should be used to its full potential."
Yang Qing: "So you admit that you killed the Cheshire Cat?"
Caterpillar: "Stupid, when did I admit it."
Yang Qing: →_→
Queen of Hearts: →_→
Lance: →_→
Then the caterpillar disappeared. Unlike when he appeared just now, he disappeared very quickly. It probably took only a second before he disappeared completely.
Yang Qing: "I guess he must go back to pack his things and prepare to run away, shouldn't we catch him?"
Queen of Hearts: "Come on, I feel so tired after doing so many things today, and isn't the hat house responsible for this case? If you steal the authority, you have to do your duty. God, I'm going to go back to sleep. I feel like I won't sleep anymore." I'm going to be ten years older."
Yang Qing: "Some people will keep talking when they feel guilty and nervous, and there are a lot of fallacies. Who said that just now?"
The Queen of Hearts gave Lance a hard look, and then sighed: "Well, actually, I don't really like to be in contact with people like Cheshire cats and caterpillars, especially when they are in the state just now. In fact, I was kind of happy when the Cheshire Cat died,"
Yang Qing: "Why? Because they can escape quickly?"
Queen of Hearts: "Eh... because they can't behead."
Yang Qing: "..."
Queen of Hearts: "Okay, let's go to the court now. It hasn't been decided yet, although I seem to be the winner this time."
Lance: "How do you know you scored the most goals without a scoreboard?"
Yang Qing: "Uh... Actually, I also want to know, although the whole room is full of people cheating for you, is there anyway to count points?"
Queen of Hearts: "No reason, because I was the one who finally announced the end of the game, so I just announced the winner by the way, this is just general entertainment, why should you care about the result so much, as long as you are happy.
Yang Qing: "..."
Lance: "..."
So in the following time, Yang Qing and Lance snatched new flamingos and hedgehogs from others by relying on violence and coercion, and participated in this big melee, but because the goal was completely chasing the Queen of Hearts The ball ran away, so the two of them simply took the other cards on the field as targets, and the people who hit them screamed, and they didn't know who served the ball.
When it was almost dusk, the game was finally over, and of course the Queen of Hearts went up to give a speech, and then announced that she was the winner.
Yang Qing really wanted to know how she did such a shameless thing so smoothly, and then found out that the prize of the croquet game was a plate of pie.
Yang Qing suddenly realized that he still remembered that the setting of the Queen of Hearts was that she especially liked eating pies.
The Queen of Hearts who won the competition was very happy. She announced that a grand banquet would be held in the castle. As soon as the words fell, Yang Qing saw a large group of ministers in charge of the banquet leaving the croquet court at the speed of light, and silently ordered a banquet for them. wax.
Amid applause, the Queen of Hearts waved her hand with a blushing face: "This banquet is not just held for my victory. My best friend, the Duchess, has finally found her love after a long time. It's very shy, so it's still in the ambiguous period, I hope they can confirm their relationship at this banquet, it's too soon to get married, in short, make an appointment first."
Yang Qing: "..."
This is the professional selling teammates for 100 years. His little trick is nothing. The eyes of the crowd immediately focused on Yang Qing and Lance. It's like a witness to this pair of feelings.
Yang Qing looked helplessly at the Queen of Hearts standing on the platform (which was specially set up by the card soldiers), and the latter had a proud expression of "don't thank me too much".
Please don't be so affectionate, I really don't intend to thank you, dear!
The Queen of Hearts: "Let's give them some time, anyway, we must see you at the dinner party, otherwise, you understand."
Yang Qing: QAQ, who will tell him why he was forced to marry by his natal family? He doesn't understand at all, can you explain it more clearly!And he is obviously just a young man who hasn't had a serious relationship yet, why is he going to the step of getting engaged!
Looking for help, he glanced at Lance, and found that this person was already deep in thought. He probably thought it was too hasty and was researching escape routes. Yang Qing looked at Lance confidently. It would be good to have a reliable person at this time. ~
Lance: "Well, when the time comes, do you want to wear a wedding dress or a suit, and remember to tell me the circumference of your fingers. I don't know if there is a ring shop here. I'll ask the Queen of Hearts later."
Yang Qing: He knows QAQ, he is the only normal person in this place
Yang Qing: "Don't you think this is a little too fast? I think we should focus on how to get back."
Lance: "It's really fast, but it's just in the game and you don't need to pay too much attention to it, and this is the order of the Queen of Hearts, so you can't disobey it, right?"
It sounds very reasonable~ especially with the paralyzed face above, it is very convincing, isn't it!
So if you are a young man, don't raise the corners of your mouth! !
Yang Qing said that he was so tired that he couldn't love anymore.
Facts have proved that the Queen of Hearts is a big man who can spend money for her girlfriends, but since the entire Kingdom of Hearts is hers, there is no problem of spending money.
Queen of Hearts: "My wallet is the treasury."
In the evening, a frog servant brought a dress and a ring. Although the two men were of the same size, the queen said that the size of the ring can be changed to ensure that it fits the finger.
Yang Qing: "I bought this ring from the caterpillar, right?"
Frog Servant: "Quack——"
Yang Qing: "..."
Lance seems to be very satisfied with the ring, the shape is very simple, but it looks very grand.
Yang Qing found that there was a small note in the small box where the ring was placed: Sister is so kind to you, this ring can not only be worn on your hand, but also on your wrist, hehe, you know, the size can be changed anyway~ You can continue to use it when you get married in the future~ Don’t thank me too much. "
Lance turned his head curiously when he heard "tearing—" and saw Yang Qing's face livid, and asked with concern: "What's wrong?"
Yang Qing smiled brightly, and silently threw away the scraps of paper: "It's nothing, I'm a little excited to see His Majesty being so considerate."
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☆, the secret of the port
After a long time of sleepless nights and food, Al finally made a preliminary model. He proudly wanted to show off in front of Chris and let him see that he was also very good, but he found that Chris had left long ago. It was only then that Er remembered that he had gone home to make arrangements because he had something to do at home.
Al felt a little unaccustomed to it. A series of recent incidents had tied the two of them tightly together, and now he was suddenly the only one left, so it was inevitable that he would feel a little lonely.This is normal, at least that's what Al told himself.
Well~ Although Chris is not here, you can try to run it first, maybe it will be solved~
Al inserted the character information into the terminal, and after waiting for a while, the complacent look suddenly disappeared without a trace. He looked at the display on the terminal.
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Divine System of the Strongest Card Supplier in the End Times (Doomsday Strongest Cards Supplier)
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Global Lords: Hundredfold Increments Starting With the Undead
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God Level Recovery System Instantly Upgrades to 999 (Recycle System Upgrades Instantly)
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I can deduce the direction of civilization
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Ten thousand times return, I am a mentor in the Novice Village
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After being expelled from the palace, she returned with her cub and amazed the whole city
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So, They Were the Protagonists All Along
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My son Yang Jian has the qualities of an emperor
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Hong Huang: I am the king of men, and I will overthrow all the saints in the heavens.
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