[Alice in Wonderland] Welcome to wonderland
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Big-hiccup~ you're-hiccupping again, what amnesia-hiccup, isn't that thing always in the drawer in your-hiccup room? "
Everyone looked at Yang Qing in unison, that was a unity.
Yang Qing raised his hand in embarrassment: "I can guarantee that it is definitely written like this in the original book. There is no answer. It must be the setting changed by Al. He even changed Alice's gender and there is nothing he can't do. "
Then everyone looked at Al again.
Al swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Uh, don't look at me, it's a girl who designed the hidden missions and rewards, it's normal to have a big brain, you should thank me!"
Yang Qing looked expressionlessly at the March Hare who was about to fall asleep after being drunk: "Good job, thank you, Rabbit."
Al: "..."
Chris: "Since this is the case, hurry up and find that crow desk, maybe that Shell girl will come and shoot us at any time."
Al: "Yes, we have to wait until the day after tomorrow. The realistic ratio of time in the game is almost restored. Hurry up, otherwise General Stuart will be in trouble."
Chris: "That's okay, it's not very important."
Lance: "Leave him alone."
Al: "..."
General Stuart, how failed you are as a father, is it really okay for your sons to completely ignore you?
General Stuart, who was drinking the coffee just shipped from Blue Star and reading the newspaper in the VIP room, sneezed, looked at the soldiers guarding the door expressionlessly, and said, "I want to hear from Lafite. violin."
Weeping silently in his heart, the terrified soldier who was stared at immediately said: "Yes, General, I will help you find Master Lafite's music right away."
General Stuart: "Don't you understand? I mean, I want to hear him play, right in front of me."
Soldier: "But, Master Lafite is not on Earth right now."
General Stuart: "Don't make me repeat it a third time."
Soldier: "Yes! Guaranteed to complete the task!" QAQ
God, he's just an ordinary soldier. How can he complete the mission? He clearly heard that guarding suspects is an easy and easy job to get kickbacks. This is different from what he said!Why is the suspect the boss of my boss's boss's boss's boss!His portrait was also hung on the bedside as the goal of my efforts!
Seeing the soldier leave expressionlessly and leave silently with noodles and tears in his heart, General Stuart took another sip of coffee, put the newspaper heavily on the table, and shook the newspaper he was holding in one hand. The side of the banner was unfolded, and it read: The Stuart family is suspected to be the culprit 11 years ago, and General Stuart has been detained.
The man who is no longer a young man sighed, and then felt very annoyed. He has been arrested for such a long time. Why is there no movement from his son? Do you really want to watch him be tried? Diu Jinsi The face of the Tuart family!
bastard!
Veins popped up on the general's forehead, although the reason for his anger had nothing to do with being arrested.
So, your son knows exactly what kind of person you are ╮(╯▽╰)╭
The author has something to say: Please read it with me, it is still the 23rd or the 23rd. . . .So I updated on the 23rd! ! !
Then, thank you Cangjie for mines! ! ! !I haven't been fried for a long time, I am so happy to fry chicken! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! o(≧v≦)o~~
☆、Return to Hat City
I don't know if Elizabeth encountered any problems, or she had the evil taste of watching them run away. Anyway, the journey was smooth. Al watched Yang Qing and Lance chatting for a while, and rubbing their faces for a while, as if they were in heat Like a cat preparing to mate, Lance's expressionless face unexpectedly showed tenderness and enjoyment, and most of them looked at him provocatively.
What, you asked why Lance looked at him provocatively, um...probably because he always looked at Yang Qing with a sad and indignant look of "Fucking boy, pick up your integrity", and of course let the real card Boyfriend Lance is not feeling well, but what Lance is really looking at is not Al, but his brother Chris.
Lance: I'm ashamed of you for not having the nerve to call yourself a master of love until now.
Chris: ...
The carriage arrived at the gate of the hat house before March Hare was almost drunk and fell off the driver's seat, and then Yang Qing suddenly remembered, it seems that the headquarters of the razor is here!
As the god sticks of one side or something, is it really okay for them to walk in so blatantly and swaggeringly!
The others didn't seem to have considered this issue at all, they got out of the carriage back and forth, and Lance asked with special concern what was wrong with Yang Qing, who had a strange expression, and whether he was feeling well.
The two sisters also changed back, and at this time they were supporting the March Hare to move forward in a tacit understanding.
Yang Qing: So I think too much?
As soon as everyone entered the city, they saw a large group of people or humanoid animals guarding with various weapons. When they saw a few of them, their eyes were shining.
"It's them, it's them! From the Kingdom of Hearts, and Alice!"
Those people were very excited, the loud noise made Yang Qing's eardrums hurt terribly, but the strange thing is that they didn't come over right away, they all stood where they were, only one of them was well dressed and had a pair of ears The man stepped forward and said to Chris very respectfully: "Boss, when are we going to hand them over to the church?"
Chris: "What?"
The man was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Master Razor said that these people will bring disasters to the fairyland, and that's why the Kingdom of Hearts of Hearts perished. As long as you hand them over to him, everything will be fine."
Chris: "Oh, you trust him?"
The man hesitated again: "However, his prediction will not be wrong."
Chris held his hat with his hands, and then, amidst the noise, quickly embraced Al, who was standing beside him, in his arms.
The noisy crowd suddenly fell silent, and their eyes widened.
Al struggled subconsciously, but quickly understood Chris's intentions, so he stayed in Chris' arms peacefully, but his face was a little red.
Chris (chi) smiled slightly: "From now on, she is mine, you have two options, first, warmly welcome new members to join, second, get out of my Site."
A silence.
Hei Changzhi and Da Bo, the professional janitors, threw away the March Hare they were supporting in a tacit understanding, and the long knife, which was about the same height as me, shone with a frightening light.They stood in front of the hat house, smiling as beautifully as blooming roses.
A voice came from the crowd: "What about the others except the Queen of Hearts, you can hand them over."
Chris: "Oh, they're my wife's dowry."
Dowry No. [-] Yang Qing: "..."
Dowry No. [-] Lance: "..."
Chris hugged the person in his arms tightly again (with a dark heart): "Is there any question?"
No one in the crowd spoke at first, only to see the long-haired man shouting at them: "What's wrong? Are you still afraid of destruction?"
This kind of words are obviously provocative, Yang Qing rolled his eyes when he heard it, boy, you are actually stabbing a knife in the back.
As a result, there was a response from the crowd.
"I'm not afraid of death!"
"What is there to believe in the words of that death stick?"
"Since the boss has said so, there is nothing to doubt."
"Of course I listen to the boss here."
Yang Qing: "..."
"Does that mean there's going to be a wedding?"
"Great! I want to prepare 2 catties of marijuana specially for the boss to celebrate!"
"What's the use of marijuana? I'm here as an aphrodisiac with great effects. It guarantees that the boss will stay overnight hehe~ You understand~"
"That's very useful. I asked my mother-in-law to make a big cake and add some in it. It's absolutely refreshing~"
"Then let me stir up the atmosphere for the boss. I just got a rocket launcher, and it's in the basement of my house now! It just happens to be used to set off fireworks for the boss!"
"Just take out that bit of ammunition of yours. In case that clamshell is going to cause trouble, I will shoot him!"
Yang Qing: "..."
He had completely forgotten that the people who stayed here were all people who took murder and arson in violation of discipline as a common practice. It is estimated that such a big reaction to what Elizabeth said was because they had nothing to do and wanted to find an excuse to fight. Play around or something.
In other words, are these people really thinking about the wedding scene instead of the anniversary celebration in the black market? orz
So, under the premise of being attacked by a group, they entered the city smoothly under the cheers of everyone.
The March Hare, who was forgotten by the two sisters on the ground, finally woke up after being stepped on 4 feet by others, and then was squeezed forward by the humanoid conveyor belt in a daze.
Hei Changzhi: "Strange, seems to have forgotten something?"
Da Bolang: "Hey, hey! Look at that man! His chest muscles are so big!"
Hei Changzhi: "Ah!!! Wait for me!"
March Rabbit: "My head hurts like I'm throwing up QAQ"
The author has something to say: Why is the stupid author not on vacation?
I am super envious of my friends who are already on vacation QAQ
☆, look for
Yang Qing did not expect that he could return to the room of the hat house so smoothly. During this period, there was no sneak attack as imagined, and no one was suddenly controlled. Yang Qing would always look back uncontrollably. Anyone who has seen this type of movie knows that the smoother it is, the calmer it is before the storm.
At this time, you can keep silent, but every word you say will become a flag.
Yang Qing looked at Al with a nervous look, and he couldn't help poking Yang Qing, and then the guy told Al his guess.
Al stroked Yang Qing's dog's head with great compassion. He was another poor child who was murdered by the movie.
At this time, it really wasn't that Elizabeth didn't want to raid them, but her obsessive-compulsive disorder suddenly broke out. She couldn't understand why the designer wanted to design her into a razor clam, even if it was a very high-ranking and beautiful razor clam!What, she should take advantage of the victory now and take down the enemy in one go. This is in line with her reputation.
No no no no no no no no no, that was without Yang Qing, at that time of course victory should be the first priority, but now looking at Lance's complacent look, she must show her best side In front of Yang Qing, let him go with her willingly.
If Yang Qing knew what Elizabeth was thinking, he would definitely pray to the sky very devoutly: Thank the God of Zhong Er for his help.
A few people ran to the room of the hat house openly. As a competent boss, the room of the hat house was almost so neat that everyone was amazed. There were books placed in different categories, expensive but very low-key furnishings, and various It should be a gift from someone else.
After Yang Qing saw a strangely shaped skeleton hand, a bottle of floating eyeballs, a large pile of colored pills, and guns and ammunition that were piled up in the corner but had a strong sense of presence, he completely refused to travel and made complaints about it. Right now, he just wants to be a quiet normal person.
Al looked at the room and didn't know what it was, silently praised his wonderful imagination, then smiled pretending to be relaxed, and said to Chris: "Okay, now just put that crow Take out the desk, write something like game over on it, and it's ok."
Chris also smiled at Al: "You're right, honey."
The two smiled brightly at each other, but there was no more to say.
Yang Qing: "..."
Lance: "So where did you put that thing?"
Chris turned his head and continued to smile brightly at his brother: "How would I know, I just became a monk halfway."
Lance (with no expression on his face): "Then you should continue to become a monk."
After asking the two janitor sisters, the answer he got was that everything should be in those piles of gifts, and Yang Qing once again fell into deep despair.
The two sisters did not have any doubts about the boss' amnesia. They said that those things had been piled up there all year round, and it was normal for the boss not to remember. In order to avoid accidents, they stayed to help them solve their doubts and so on.
When Yang Qing took away a bunch of small blue pills, they exclaimed: "Be careful, that thing will explode!"
When Al took the strange hand away, they continued to exclaim: "Be careful, that thing is going to explode!"
When Chris walked into the pile of black market weapons by himself, they still exclaimed: "Boss, be careful, those things will explode!"
Lance: "Is there something in here that won't explode?"
The two sisters replied tacitly: "Yes, the things in your hands will not explode, but once you touch them, you will enter a coma."
Lance shook the pill in his hand: "Then why didn't I fall asleep?"
Hei Changzhi: "You have to have direct contact."
Lance raised his eyebrows, opened the sealed bag, and threw it in the direction of the two sisters without hesitation. The pills in the bag scattered in the air and rushed towards the direction of the two sisters. Immediately afterwards, as if to prove the curative effect, the two of them fell asleep.
Yang Qing: "...what are you doing?"
Lance: "They are too noisy, so let them be quiet." The implication is haha, my wife, look at how good and witty I am, come and praise me.
Al: "...Although I also have the urge to do the same thing, but... how do we start looking for that desk now, what if half of it is found and killed?"
There was silence.
"What's wrong with you? It's so quiet, it's like a memorial service."
The March Hare's voice suddenly came from outside the door. After successfully sobering up, he finally kept up with the progress of the large army. When he walked in happily, he saw everyone standing in the boss' collection pile, silently in a daze.
March Hare said that he was just drunk for a while, why he couldn't keep up with the trend of the world: "Aren't you looking for a crow desk? Why are you standing there in a daze."
Ai Ersang wiped his face worryingly: "We are looking for that thing, among so many unknown objects." He bit the words so many with extra emphasis.
The March Rabbit glanced at them from beginning to end with a strange look, then stepped forward, opened the drawer, and took out a folded white board from it: "But the crow desk is always in the drawer, How can such an important thing be put together with a bunch of things that can explode at any time."
Lance: "..."
Al: "Since you know this thing is important, don't pile up a bunch of things that will explode in the room."
Yang Qing: "Actually, I would like to know why each subordinate in the Hat House gives different information."
Chris: "I want to give Lance 32 likes for what he just did."
Yang Qing: "I think it's an ordinary writing desk. Why is it called the Crow's writing desk? Is it just named so because of the needs of the plot?"
Al smiled slightly: "No, absolutely don't underestimate the brains of young girls."
Sure enough, the March Rabbit put down the writing desk, and then said, "The crow writing desk, of course, is a writing desk for writing with a crow pen."
The author has something to say: I finally broke 20W+, bang bang bang~ This is the first time a novel has broken 20W, and I am also a person who has written a novel (proud face)
Also, the stupid author has a strange disease of wanting to watch the live game whenever an update is required, so. . . . . 【Candle】
☆、Pencil crow
The crow writing desk is rumored to be a great treasure of Wonderland. From the strategy point of view, it is a hidden copy. It was originally in the possession of some cruel duke. Later, due to some coincidence, it fell into the hands of the hat house. So if you want to get this writing board, you need to swipe the favorability of the hat house, and then he will automatically give you the things.
But one! !If it is just so simple, you will underestimate the brains of the girl who made the weaving. The reason why the crow writing desk is called the crow writing desk is because if you want to write your wishes, you must use a crow to write on it, and a crow that can write is a It is a branch of the pencil bird that is unique to the Kingdom of Hearts, and the duke mentioned above is actually the duchess’s dead husband according to the setting, because the duke often used this writing desk before and caught a large number of pencil birds, which caused even the duke After the death, the previous house number of their house will still be tampered with by the pencil birds, and the duchess has also practiced the kung fu of catching the pencil birds, so it is necessary to swipe the duchess' favorability before using this heaven-defying prop.
Yang Qing, as a person involved, became Spartan after hearing the whole story. He was talking about why those birds like to tamper with his house number so much.
Chris concluded: "That is to say, to use the crow writing desk, you must get the pencil crow from the Kingdom of Hearts, but the Kingdom of Hearts has basically collapsed now, and the situation is so critical, we can't go back gone."
A trace of sadness flashed in March Hare's eyes, but he still said energetically: "It's okay, as long as the Duchess is there, there will definitely be pencil birds."
Then, as if to confirm his words, a bird with a sharpened pencil in its beak stopped outside the window, looking at Yang Qing motionlessly without blinking.
Yang Qing silently looked at the pencil bird who was staring at him, his heart was boiling, and he came here from the Kingdom of Hearts, what a hatred, what a hatred.
The March Hare opened the window, the bird jumped twice vigilantly, and then was caught by the March Hare by surprise, but the caught bird did not struggle, lying peacefully in the hands of the March Hare in.
Yang Qing suddenly thought of the pencil bird he had caught before, and almost pecked off his hand.
Yang Qing: "Did the bird suffer some kind of stimulation, and it didn't react at all when it was caught?"
The March Hare smiled: "Pencil birds are different from ordinary birds. They are actually eager to be used for writing. As long as you hold them like a pen, they will not struggle and can be used by you."
Yang Qing: "No, I held the one I caught last time in the same way. Why does it keep moving?"
March Rabbit scratched his head: "Probably because of your special identity."
Yang Qing lay on the gun.
Unwilling to give up, he snatched the dead pencil bird from the hands of the March Hare. As a result, the bird began to struggle non-stop as if electrified, and tried to use its sharpened beak Pecking at Yang Qing's hand, Yang Qing had no choice but to let go. The free pencil bird flew over the window, hovered for a while, and then flew away.
Yang Qing touched his pecked hand, grinned and asked, "What should we do now?"
The March Hare shrugged: "We just have to wait, as long as you are here, the pencil crow will definitely come."
As the March Hare said, different types of pencil birds kept flying to the window sill, and then flew away after a while, just like soldiers on guard.
During this time, the two girls guarding the gate also woke up, but after what happened just now, they were reluctant to get close to Lance. They just retreated after preparing some snacks. The two girls looked like It’s pretty harmless (mistakes). In fact, the force value is out of the table. It is the first line of defense in this place. Chris let them stay outside to prevent Elizabeth’s surprise attack.
Al stared at the bird for a while, then changed objects boredly, and happened to bump into Chris who was staring at him. Al, who was still a girl, smiled at him, and then pulled Yang Qing who was concentrating on studying the pencil bird: "Do you think Chris looks at me a little weirdly since I've become like this?"
Yang Qing silently rolled his eyes, big brother, people have always looked at you like this, okay: "Why is it so strange?"
Al was silent for a while, and then moved closer to Yang Qing's ear: "It's the way Lance looks at you."
Yang Qing (face expressionless): "Oh, that's probably because both of their brothers have eye diseases, the inherited ones."
Al: "What eye disease, look carefully!"
The two looked over at the same time.
Lance: Stare—why is my brother Yang Qing so cute~
Chris: Stare—my little Al is looking at me hehe~
Yang Qing, Al: Horrible! ! ! !
March Rabbit: "Although you may feel that flirting is more important now, I think I still need a friendly reminder. The pencil crow you are looking for is jumping on the outside window."
The author has something to say: I haven't updated it for a long time, it's because there are too many things, please forgive me! ! ! !
Then, Jiyou drew the head portrait, although it looks so stupid, but I have to admit that I really look like the stupid author 2333. You can organize a group to visit the column~
In the end, it’s even less because I haven’t written it for too long, so everyone will make do with it first, and I’d rather beg for it~~~~~
☆, wish fulfillment
The atmosphere froze for a moment, all the people in the room looked at the pencil-mouthed crow jumping from time to time, Yang Qing even felt that his breathing was about to stop.
He took a deep breath, and then said in the softest voice: "So what should we do now? I mean, is it easy to catch?"
Al stood beside him, with mixed feelings: "Although I know that I should be a little more careful at this time, is the gap between you and the front and back a little too big? Who was it that was talking loudly just now and tended to tear you apart?" ?”
Yang Qing (softly): "Thank you for your reminder, Al, but now I want to say, if you don't want to do it, you can get out, Mr. March Rabbit, so do you know what to do? After all, you have always been like this A very cautious and extremely reliable person."
Al, whose speaking ability was temporarily sealed, glanced contemptuously at a certain person who was flattering, but because this person's face was too thick and his brazenness was too high, it was of no use.
March Hare swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and he felt more than an unfriendly sight, which was more terrifying than the sight from the hat house when he was drunk and killed several criminals running away: "Actually, as long as you are here, things will be fine." It will become very simple.”
Yang Qing: "Huh? What do you mean?"
The March Hare stepped forward, opened the window, and the pencil crow flew to Yang Qing's side as if it had been slapped full of chicken blood, and tried to write and draw on him, madness and professionalism It's amazing, the year-end bonus is a rhythm that can get members for several months.
Then, it was caught and pressed against the desk forcibly. Yang Qing swore that if he had a pencil sharpener in his hand, he would cut off the bird's beak and add another With his hand, he controlled the pencil bird that was still trying to struggle, and Yang Qing shook his head so that the messy black hair would not cover his sight: "Al, if you laugh again, I will put a bracket after this and write you exceptions and such."
Al, grinning behind Chris, said, "God, you treat your friend like this, you ungrateful, vicious and cunning little bitch."
Yang Qing continued to scribble on the paper: "In order to increase your confidence, you should put away the corners of your mouth that are almost up 810 degrees, thank you."
Al: "No, calling you so cool, I just want to laugh."
Yang Qing: "I've finished writing, get ready, we're leaving soon."
Al: "Hahahahaha! Great! I'll be back as a man in no time!"
Yang Qing: "I swear I will go back and eat a hundred catties of nuts! None of you can stop me!"
Chris: "I'm going back and reorganizing my collection! I'm going to reorganize a room!"
Lance: "...I said, I don't seem to have gone back."
Against the shocked face of the March Rabbit, Al lowered his raised arms very calmly: "There must be something wrong with what Yang Qing wrote, let me take a look."
March Rabbit: I seem to know something strange, let me find a cool place to calm down.
Al walked over, looked at what was written on the white paper, and then he smiled brightly, and grabbed Yang Qing's face fiercely.
Yang Qing: "Damn it! Take it easy!"
Al: "I noticed that you seem to have gained a little weight recently, and you feel pretty good."
Yang Qing: "Let go! Let go! It hurts QAQ"
Seeing his own people being treated like this, Lance's whole body is in a bad mood, only Yang Qing can pinch his face! :"what are you doing!"
Al: "Hey~ It's not easy, you will have to add an exclamation point one day when you speak." Then he threw the piece of paper to him: "Look at what your baby wrote."
Lance lowered his eyes, only to see the big white paper written: World Peace.
Lance: …
Al: "Whenever you still make such a joke, do you have a sense of crisis, you!"
Yang Qing: "I'm just giving it a try, please let go QAQ"
Chris sighed helplessly, 45 degrees bright and sad, released the pencil crow that was about to suffocate from Yang Qing's hand, found a new piece of paper, and wrote on it "Let this game now termination."
1 minute has passed...
2 minutes……
5 minutes……
Yang Qing QAQ: "Al hurts so much! Let me go!"
Everyone stared at the paper, trying to see some flowers from it.
Al: "How is this possible? Doesn't it mean that as long as there is a crow desk, any wish can be fulfilled? Why is it useless!"
Yang Qing: "Probably because the Almighty God found out that you were abusing me, so he decided to let Elizabeth destroy you on behalf of the moon."
Al (laughs): "Okay, then before she kills me, I'll kill you first!"
Chris: "Calm down, now what we want to do is to find other ways to get out of here quickly. We don't know when Elizabeth will come back, but when she comes back again, the situation will not be good."
Al: "But why doesn't this thing work? Could it be that the reward for a dungeon is an ordinary writing desk? Then the person who finishes typing the dungeon will probably break down inside."
March Rabbit: "Please allow me to interrupt you, what are you writing on paper? What games and world peace? Since it is just an ordinary writing desk, can you avoid this language problem?" Do you want to make things difficult for it? Just write it clearly." Then, he crowed on the paper with that dull pencil and wrote: "I want the Queen of Hearts to stop pinching the Duchess's face."
A burst of golden light suddenly appeared on the desk.
Immediately afterwards, Al immediately let go of Yang Qing.
Al: "Huh? What? Why do my hands move by themselves!"
March Hare proudly swung the crow in his hand: "Look, as long as it is a wish that normal people can understand, the crow desk can help them realize it."
Touching his red and swollen face, Yang Qing looked at the very ordinary desk: "I seem to know what's going on."
Al: "What?"
Yang Qing: "Because we are still in the game, we can only deal with things in the game, such as what I want here, and the desire to leave the game will be automatically blocked. So we can't directly write what we want. To end the game or something."
Chris: "Okay, I see what you mean, so how do we write it?"
Yang Qing grabbed the pencil and crowed, looking at the blank paper: "Give me some, let me think about it."
"I'm afraid there is no time, my dear."
The author has something to say: Chinese New Year is coming soon, the stupid author sees that everyone is giving out red envelopes, so he also took action~~~~~~
This article was written from 14 to 15 years, thank you for your support all the time, the first time the stupid author was urged to update, the first time he was sent a landmine, the first time he received so many comments, and met so many little angels, Let Wo know that there are still people looking forward to my Wenwen, I am really touched QAQ
So all the cute little angels who have paid attention to and encouraged the stupid author, the stupid author should thank you very much! !
Thank you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! orz
☆, blackening
Yang Qing had never been so afraid of hearing a person's voice. His hands were propped on the desk like that. The crow had already stopped struggling. He probably felt that he was going to die this time, so he might as well just die a little bit. Be calm, Yang Qing felt for the first time that his thoughts were surprisingly similar to it, but he still wanted to rescue him. Although his teammate was anxious about his IQ, he even ran in to accompany him to die, but for the sake of decades of friendship , for the sake of those nuts, and for the sake of Lance who bent him, he still wants to give it a try.
He has always been a very selfish person. He has been wearing that gentle mask since he was a child, bluffing and deceiving everywhere. Even his closest relatives have not discovered the selfish, annoying and true self that he hides.
Including the woman standing in front of him who wanted to save him alone.
What she is infatuated with is the him who smiled gently, the one who said "so cute" when he saw her unruly embarrassing others, and the one who accepted her gift and said "I will definitely cherish it" His.
What she didn't know was that on those glamorous backsides, he would feel tired from laughing too much, he would frown at those oppressive behaviors, and he would throw that cake that he knew at a glance would cause diarrhea in disgust. in the trash.
And the one standing on his side now is the person who knows how unreasonable, how willful, and how greedy he is, but is still willing to tolerate him, protect him, and even fall in love with him.
Yeah, he's a selfish guy, but this time, let him be a hero.
Yang Qing raised his head, and Elizabeth was standing at the door. It seemed that she should have solved the problem of inconvenient movement. The gun she was holding was not the horrible and disgusting one at the beginning, but a silver gun with beautiful textures, but this point Neither reduced its lethality.
The two sisters who were guarding the gate ran over when they heard the abnormal noise, but they were directly shot by a dazzling silver light, and then disappeared without a trace.
Al swallowed his saliva: "Although it seems that the situation is not good, please bring my sincere greetings to the new designer, at least now I am not so resistant to death."
Elizabeth smiled very happily: "Then you should die quickly."
As she said that, her hand was on the trigger again, but Yang Qing, who had been supporting the writing desk with both hands, suddenly raised his right hand. Yes, you read that right, he just raised it so naturally. right hand.
Why not the left hand?Because there is a pencil crow ready to commit suicide in his left hand~
The only thing Elizabeth pays attention to now is Yang Qing. If it weren't for this sweetheart, she wouldn't have to rack her brains to deal with these people one by one, so as a standard villain, she stopped again at the last moment very abnormally. Come down and look at Yang Qing who doesn't know what to do.
Al: "...do you need me to shout a transformation slogan for you?" For example, the power of the moon prism
Everyone looked at Yang Qing in unison, that was a unity.
Yang Qing raised his hand in embarrassment: "I can guarantee that it is definitely written like this in the original book. There is no answer. It must be the setting changed by Al. He even changed Alice's gender and there is nothing he can't do. "
Then everyone looked at Al again.
Al swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Uh, don't look at me, it's a girl who designed the hidden missions and rewards, it's normal to have a big brain, you should thank me!"
Yang Qing looked expressionlessly at the March Hare who was about to fall asleep after being drunk: "Good job, thank you, Rabbit."
Al: "..."
Chris: "Since this is the case, hurry up and find that crow desk, maybe that Shell girl will come and shoot us at any time."
Al: "Yes, we have to wait until the day after tomorrow. The realistic ratio of time in the game is almost restored. Hurry up, otherwise General Stuart will be in trouble."
Chris: "That's okay, it's not very important."
Lance: "Leave him alone."
Al: "..."
General Stuart, how failed you are as a father, is it really okay for your sons to completely ignore you?
General Stuart, who was drinking the coffee just shipped from Blue Star and reading the newspaper in the VIP room, sneezed, looked at the soldiers guarding the door expressionlessly, and said, "I want to hear from Lafite. violin."
Weeping silently in his heart, the terrified soldier who was stared at immediately said: "Yes, General, I will help you find Master Lafite's music right away."
General Stuart: "Don't you understand? I mean, I want to hear him play, right in front of me."
Soldier: "But, Master Lafite is not on Earth right now."
General Stuart: "Don't make me repeat it a third time."
Soldier: "Yes! Guaranteed to complete the task!" QAQ
God, he's just an ordinary soldier. How can he complete the mission? He clearly heard that guarding suspects is an easy and easy job to get kickbacks. This is different from what he said!Why is the suspect the boss of my boss's boss's boss's boss!His portrait was also hung on the bedside as the goal of my efforts!
Seeing the soldier leave expressionlessly and leave silently with noodles and tears in his heart, General Stuart took another sip of coffee, put the newspaper heavily on the table, and shook the newspaper he was holding in one hand. The side of the banner was unfolded, and it read: The Stuart family is suspected to be the culprit 11 years ago, and General Stuart has been detained.
The man who is no longer a young man sighed, and then felt very annoyed. He has been arrested for such a long time. Why is there no movement from his son? Do you really want to watch him be tried? Diu Jinsi The face of the Tuart family!
bastard!
Veins popped up on the general's forehead, although the reason for his anger had nothing to do with being arrested.
So, your son knows exactly what kind of person you are ╮(╯▽╰)╭
The author has something to say: Please read it with me, it is still the 23rd or the 23rd. . . .So I updated on the 23rd! ! !
Then, thank you Cangjie for mines! ! ! !I haven't been fried for a long time, I am so happy to fry chicken! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! o(≧v≦)o~~
☆、Return to Hat City
I don't know if Elizabeth encountered any problems, or she had the evil taste of watching them run away. Anyway, the journey was smooth. Al watched Yang Qing and Lance chatting for a while, and rubbing their faces for a while, as if they were in heat Like a cat preparing to mate, Lance's expressionless face unexpectedly showed tenderness and enjoyment, and most of them looked at him provocatively.
What, you asked why Lance looked at him provocatively, um...probably because he always looked at Yang Qing with a sad and indignant look of "Fucking boy, pick up your integrity", and of course let the real card Boyfriend Lance is not feeling well, but what Lance is really looking at is not Al, but his brother Chris.
Lance: I'm ashamed of you for not having the nerve to call yourself a master of love until now.
Chris: ...
The carriage arrived at the gate of the hat house before March Hare was almost drunk and fell off the driver's seat, and then Yang Qing suddenly remembered, it seems that the headquarters of the razor is here!
As the god sticks of one side or something, is it really okay for them to walk in so blatantly and swaggeringly!
The others didn't seem to have considered this issue at all, they got out of the carriage back and forth, and Lance asked with special concern what was wrong with Yang Qing, who had a strange expression, and whether he was feeling well.
The two sisters also changed back, and at this time they were supporting the March Hare to move forward in a tacit understanding.
Yang Qing: So I think too much?
As soon as everyone entered the city, they saw a large group of people or humanoid animals guarding with various weapons. When they saw a few of them, their eyes were shining.
"It's them, it's them! From the Kingdom of Hearts, and Alice!"
Those people were very excited, the loud noise made Yang Qing's eardrums hurt terribly, but the strange thing is that they didn't come over right away, they all stood where they were, only one of them was well dressed and had a pair of ears The man stepped forward and said to Chris very respectfully: "Boss, when are we going to hand them over to the church?"
Chris: "What?"
The man was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Master Razor said that these people will bring disasters to the fairyland, and that's why the Kingdom of Hearts of Hearts perished. As long as you hand them over to him, everything will be fine."
Chris: "Oh, you trust him?"
The man hesitated again: "However, his prediction will not be wrong."
Chris held his hat with his hands, and then, amidst the noise, quickly embraced Al, who was standing beside him, in his arms.
The noisy crowd suddenly fell silent, and their eyes widened.
Al struggled subconsciously, but quickly understood Chris's intentions, so he stayed in Chris' arms peacefully, but his face was a little red.
Chris (chi) smiled slightly: "From now on, she is mine, you have two options, first, warmly welcome new members to join, second, get out of my Site."
A silence.
Hei Changzhi and Da Bo, the professional janitors, threw away the March Hare they were supporting in a tacit understanding, and the long knife, which was about the same height as me, shone with a frightening light.They stood in front of the hat house, smiling as beautifully as blooming roses.
A voice came from the crowd: "What about the others except the Queen of Hearts, you can hand them over."
Chris: "Oh, they're my wife's dowry."
Dowry No. [-] Yang Qing: "..."
Dowry No. [-] Lance: "..."
Chris hugged the person in his arms tightly again (with a dark heart): "Is there any question?"
No one in the crowd spoke at first, only to see the long-haired man shouting at them: "What's wrong? Are you still afraid of destruction?"
This kind of words are obviously provocative, Yang Qing rolled his eyes when he heard it, boy, you are actually stabbing a knife in the back.
As a result, there was a response from the crowd.
"I'm not afraid of death!"
"What is there to believe in the words of that death stick?"
"Since the boss has said so, there is nothing to doubt."
"Of course I listen to the boss here."
Yang Qing: "..."
"Does that mean there's going to be a wedding?"
"Great! I want to prepare 2 catties of marijuana specially for the boss to celebrate!"
"What's the use of marijuana? I'm here as an aphrodisiac with great effects. It guarantees that the boss will stay overnight hehe~ You understand~"
"That's very useful. I asked my mother-in-law to make a big cake and add some in it. It's absolutely refreshing~"
"Then let me stir up the atmosphere for the boss. I just got a rocket launcher, and it's in the basement of my house now! It just happens to be used to set off fireworks for the boss!"
"Just take out that bit of ammunition of yours. In case that clamshell is going to cause trouble, I will shoot him!"
Yang Qing: "..."
He had completely forgotten that the people who stayed here were all people who took murder and arson in violation of discipline as a common practice. It is estimated that such a big reaction to what Elizabeth said was because they had nothing to do and wanted to find an excuse to fight. Play around or something.
In other words, are these people really thinking about the wedding scene instead of the anniversary celebration in the black market? orz
So, under the premise of being attacked by a group, they entered the city smoothly under the cheers of everyone.
The March Hare, who was forgotten by the two sisters on the ground, finally woke up after being stepped on 4 feet by others, and then was squeezed forward by the humanoid conveyor belt in a daze.
Hei Changzhi: "Strange, seems to have forgotten something?"
Da Bolang: "Hey, hey! Look at that man! His chest muscles are so big!"
Hei Changzhi: "Ah!!! Wait for me!"
March Rabbit: "My head hurts like I'm throwing up QAQ"
The author has something to say: Why is the stupid author not on vacation?
I am super envious of my friends who are already on vacation QAQ
☆, look for
Yang Qing did not expect that he could return to the room of the hat house so smoothly. During this period, there was no sneak attack as imagined, and no one was suddenly controlled. Yang Qing would always look back uncontrollably. Anyone who has seen this type of movie knows that the smoother it is, the calmer it is before the storm.
At this time, you can keep silent, but every word you say will become a flag.
Yang Qing looked at Al with a nervous look, and he couldn't help poking Yang Qing, and then the guy told Al his guess.
Al stroked Yang Qing's dog's head with great compassion. He was another poor child who was murdered by the movie.
At this time, it really wasn't that Elizabeth didn't want to raid them, but her obsessive-compulsive disorder suddenly broke out. She couldn't understand why the designer wanted to design her into a razor clam, even if it was a very high-ranking and beautiful razor clam!What, she should take advantage of the victory now and take down the enemy in one go. This is in line with her reputation.
No no no no no no no no no, that was without Yang Qing, at that time of course victory should be the first priority, but now looking at Lance's complacent look, she must show her best side In front of Yang Qing, let him go with her willingly.
If Yang Qing knew what Elizabeth was thinking, he would definitely pray to the sky very devoutly: Thank the God of Zhong Er for his help.
A few people ran to the room of the hat house openly. As a competent boss, the room of the hat house was almost so neat that everyone was amazed. There were books placed in different categories, expensive but very low-key furnishings, and various It should be a gift from someone else.
After Yang Qing saw a strangely shaped skeleton hand, a bottle of floating eyeballs, a large pile of colored pills, and guns and ammunition that were piled up in the corner but had a strong sense of presence, he completely refused to travel and made complaints about it. Right now, he just wants to be a quiet normal person.
Al looked at the room and didn't know what it was, silently praised his wonderful imagination, then smiled pretending to be relaxed, and said to Chris: "Okay, now just put that crow Take out the desk, write something like game over on it, and it's ok."
Chris also smiled at Al: "You're right, honey."
The two smiled brightly at each other, but there was no more to say.
Yang Qing: "..."
Lance: "So where did you put that thing?"
Chris turned his head and continued to smile brightly at his brother: "How would I know, I just became a monk halfway."
Lance (with no expression on his face): "Then you should continue to become a monk."
After asking the two janitor sisters, the answer he got was that everything should be in those piles of gifts, and Yang Qing once again fell into deep despair.
The two sisters did not have any doubts about the boss' amnesia. They said that those things had been piled up there all year round, and it was normal for the boss not to remember. In order to avoid accidents, they stayed to help them solve their doubts and so on.
When Yang Qing took away a bunch of small blue pills, they exclaimed: "Be careful, that thing will explode!"
When Al took the strange hand away, they continued to exclaim: "Be careful, that thing is going to explode!"
When Chris walked into the pile of black market weapons by himself, they still exclaimed: "Boss, be careful, those things will explode!"
Lance: "Is there something in here that won't explode?"
The two sisters replied tacitly: "Yes, the things in your hands will not explode, but once you touch them, you will enter a coma."
Lance shook the pill in his hand: "Then why didn't I fall asleep?"
Hei Changzhi: "You have to have direct contact."
Lance raised his eyebrows, opened the sealed bag, and threw it in the direction of the two sisters without hesitation. The pills in the bag scattered in the air and rushed towards the direction of the two sisters. Immediately afterwards, as if to prove the curative effect, the two of them fell asleep.
Yang Qing: "...what are you doing?"
Lance: "They are too noisy, so let them be quiet." The implication is haha, my wife, look at how good and witty I am, come and praise me.
Al: "...Although I also have the urge to do the same thing, but... how do we start looking for that desk now, what if half of it is found and killed?"
There was silence.
"What's wrong with you? It's so quiet, it's like a memorial service."
The March Hare's voice suddenly came from outside the door. After successfully sobering up, he finally kept up with the progress of the large army. When he walked in happily, he saw everyone standing in the boss' collection pile, silently in a daze.
March Hare said that he was just drunk for a while, why he couldn't keep up with the trend of the world: "Aren't you looking for a crow desk? Why are you standing there in a daze."
Ai Ersang wiped his face worryingly: "We are looking for that thing, among so many unknown objects." He bit the words so many with extra emphasis.
The March Rabbit glanced at them from beginning to end with a strange look, then stepped forward, opened the drawer, and took out a folded white board from it: "But the crow desk is always in the drawer, How can such an important thing be put together with a bunch of things that can explode at any time."
Lance: "..."
Al: "Since you know this thing is important, don't pile up a bunch of things that will explode in the room."
Yang Qing: "Actually, I would like to know why each subordinate in the Hat House gives different information."
Chris: "I want to give Lance 32 likes for what he just did."
Yang Qing: "I think it's an ordinary writing desk. Why is it called the Crow's writing desk? Is it just named so because of the needs of the plot?"
Al smiled slightly: "No, absolutely don't underestimate the brains of young girls."
Sure enough, the March Rabbit put down the writing desk, and then said, "The crow writing desk, of course, is a writing desk for writing with a crow pen."
The author has something to say: I finally broke 20W+, bang bang bang~ This is the first time a novel has broken 20W, and I am also a person who has written a novel (proud face)
Also, the stupid author has a strange disease of wanting to watch the live game whenever an update is required, so. . . . . 【Candle】
☆、Pencil crow
The crow writing desk is rumored to be a great treasure of Wonderland. From the strategy point of view, it is a hidden copy. It was originally in the possession of some cruel duke. Later, due to some coincidence, it fell into the hands of the hat house. So if you want to get this writing board, you need to swipe the favorability of the hat house, and then he will automatically give you the things.
But one! !If it is just so simple, you will underestimate the brains of the girl who made the weaving. The reason why the crow writing desk is called the crow writing desk is because if you want to write your wishes, you must use a crow to write on it, and a crow that can write is a It is a branch of the pencil bird that is unique to the Kingdom of Hearts, and the duke mentioned above is actually the duchess’s dead husband according to the setting, because the duke often used this writing desk before and caught a large number of pencil birds, which caused even the duke After the death, the previous house number of their house will still be tampered with by the pencil birds, and the duchess has also practiced the kung fu of catching the pencil birds, so it is necessary to swipe the duchess' favorability before using this heaven-defying prop.
Yang Qing, as a person involved, became Spartan after hearing the whole story. He was talking about why those birds like to tamper with his house number so much.
Chris concluded: "That is to say, to use the crow writing desk, you must get the pencil crow from the Kingdom of Hearts, but the Kingdom of Hearts has basically collapsed now, and the situation is so critical, we can't go back gone."
A trace of sadness flashed in March Hare's eyes, but he still said energetically: "It's okay, as long as the Duchess is there, there will definitely be pencil birds."
Then, as if to confirm his words, a bird with a sharpened pencil in its beak stopped outside the window, looking at Yang Qing motionlessly without blinking.
Yang Qing silently looked at the pencil bird who was staring at him, his heart was boiling, and he came here from the Kingdom of Hearts, what a hatred, what a hatred.
The March Hare opened the window, the bird jumped twice vigilantly, and then was caught by the March Hare by surprise, but the caught bird did not struggle, lying peacefully in the hands of the March Hare in.
Yang Qing suddenly thought of the pencil bird he had caught before, and almost pecked off his hand.
Yang Qing: "Did the bird suffer some kind of stimulation, and it didn't react at all when it was caught?"
The March Hare smiled: "Pencil birds are different from ordinary birds. They are actually eager to be used for writing. As long as you hold them like a pen, they will not struggle and can be used by you."
Yang Qing: "No, I held the one I caught last time in the same way. Why does it keep moving?"
March Rabbit scratched his head: "Probably because of your special identity."
Yang Qing lay on the gun.
Unwilling to give up, he snatched the dead pencil bird from the hands of the March Hare. As a result, the bird began to struggle non-stop as if electrified, and tried to use its sharpened beak Pecking at Yang Qing's hand, Yang Qing had no choice but to let go. The free pencil bird flew over the window, hovered for a while, and then flew away.
Yang Qing touched his pecked hand, grinned and asked, "What should we do now?"
The March Hare shrugged: "We just have to wait, as long as you are here, the pencil crow will definitely come."
As the March Hare said, different types of pencil birds kept flying to the window sill, and then flew away after a while, just like soldiers on guard.
During this time, the two girls guarding the gate also woke up, but after what happened just now, they were reluctant to get close to Lance. They just retreated after preparing some snacks. The two girls looked like It’s pretty harmless (mistakes). In fact, the force value is out of the table. It is the first line of defense in this place. Chris let them stay outside to prevent Elizabeth’s surprise attack.
Al stared at the bird for a while, then changed objects boredly, and happened to bump into Chris who was staring at him. Al, who was still a girl, smiled at him, and then pulled Yang Qing who was concentrating on studying the pencil bird: "Do you think Chris looks at me a little weirdly since I've become like this?"
Yang Qing silently rolled his eyes, big brother, people have always looked at you like this, okay: "Why is it so strange?"
Al was silent for a while, and then moved closer to Yang Qing's ear: "It's the way Lance looks at you."
Yang Qing (face expressionless): "Oh, that's probably because both of their brothers have eye diseases, the inherited ones."
Al: "What eye disease, look carefully!"
The two looked over at the same time.
Lance: Stare—why is my brother Yang Qing so cute~
Chris: Stare—my little Al is looking at me hehe~
Yang Qing, Al: Horrible! ! ! !
March Rabbit: "Although you may feel that flirting is more important now, I think I still need a friendly reminder. The pencil crow you are looking for is jumping on the outside window."
The author has something to say: I haven't updated it for a long time, it's because there are too many things, please forgive me! ! ! !
Then, Jiyou drew the head portrait, although it looks so stupid, but I have to admit that I really look like the stupid author 2333. You can organize a group to visit the column~
In the end, it’s even less because I haven’t written it for too long, so everyone will make do with it first, and I’d rather beg for it~~~~~
☆, wish fulfillment
The atmosphere froze for a moment, all the people in the room looked at the pencil-mouthed crow jumping from time to time, Yang Qing even felt that his breathing was about to stop.
He took a deep breath, and then said in the softest voice: "So what should we do now? I mean, is it easy to catch?"
Al stood beside him, with mixed feelings: "Although I know that I should be a little more careful at this time, is the gap between you and the front and back a little too big? Who was it that was talking loudly just now and tended to tear you apart?" ?”
Yang Qing (softly): "Thank you for your reminder, Al, but now I want to say, if you don't want to do it, you can get out, Mr. March Rabbit, so do you know what to do? After all, you have always been like this A very cautious and extremely reliable person."
Al, whose speaking ability was temporarily sealed, glanced contemptuously at a certain person who was flattering, but because this person's face was too thick and his brazenness was too high, it was of no use.
March Hare swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and he felt more than an unfriendly sight, which was more terrifying than the sight from the hat house when he was drunk and killed several criminals running away: "Actually, as long as you are here, things will be fine." It will become very simple.”
Yang Qing: "Huh? What do you mean?"
The March Hare stepped forward, opened the window, and the pencil crow flew to Yang Qing's side as if it had been slapped full of chicken blood, and tried to write and draw on him, madness and professionalism It's amazing, the year-end bonus is a rhythm that can get members for several months.
Then, it was caught and pressed against the desk forcibly. Yang Qing swore that if he had a pencil sharpener in his hand, he would cut off the bird's beak and add another With his hand, he controlled the pencil bird that was still trying to struggle, and Yang Qing shook his head so that the messy black hair would not cover his sight: "Al, if you laugh again, I will put a bracket after this and write you exceptions and such."
Al, grinning behind Chris, said, "God, you treat your friend like this, you ungrateful, vicious and cunning little bitch."
Yang Qing continued to scribble on the paper: "In order to increase your confidence, you should put away the corners of your mouth that are almost up 810 degrees, thank you."
Al: "No, calling you so cool, I just want to laugh."
Yang Qing: "I've finished writing, get ready, we're leaving soon."
Al: "Hahahahaha! Great! I'll be back as a man in no time!"
Yang Qing: "I swear I will go back and eat a hundred catties of nuts! None of you can stop me!"
Chris: "I'm going back and reorganizing my collection! I'm going to reorganize a room!"
Lance: "...I said, I don't seem to have gone back."
Against the shocked face of the March Rabbit, Al lowered his raised arms very calmly: "There must be something wrong with what Yang Qing wrote, let me take a look."
March Rabbit: I seem to know something strange, let me find a cool place to calm down.
Al walked over, looked at what was written on the white paper, and then he smiled brightly, and grabbed Yang Qing's face fiercely.
Yang Qing: "Damn it! Take it easy!"
Al: "I noticed that you seem to have gained a little weight recently, and you feel pretty good."
Yang Qing: "Let go! Let go! It hurts QAQ"
Seeing his own people being treated like this, Lance's whole body is in a bad mood, only Yang Qing can pinch his face! :"what are you doing!"
Al: "Hey~ It's not easy, you will have to add an exclamation point one day when you speak." Then he threw the piece of paper to him: "Look at what your baby wrote."
Lance lowered his eyes, only to see the big white paper written: World Peace.
Lance: …
Al: "Whenever you still make such a joke, do you have a sense of crisis, you!"
Yang Qing: "I'm just giving it a try, please let go QAQ"
Chris sighed helplessly, 45 degrees bright and sad, released the pencil crow that was about to suffocate from Yang Qing's hand, found a new piece of paper, and wrote on it "Let this game now termination."
1 minute has passed...
2 minutes……
5 minutes……
Yang Qing QAQ: "Al hurts so much! Let me go!"
Everyone stared at the paper, trying to see some flowers from it.
Al: "How is this possible? Doesn't it mean that as long as there is a crow desk, any wish can be fulfilled? Why is it useless!"
Yang Qing: "Probably because the Almighty God found out that you were abusing me, so he decided to let Elizabeth destroy you on behalf of the moon."
Al (laughs): "Okay, then before she kills me, I'll kill you first!"
Chris: "Calm down, now what we want to do is to find other ways to get out of here quickly. We don't know when Elizabeth will come back, but when she comes back again, the situation will not be good."
Al: "But why doesn't this thing work? Could it be that the reward for a dungeon is an ordinary writing desk? Then the person who finishes typing the dungeon will probably break down inside."
March Rabbit: "Please allow me to interrupt you, what are you writing on paper? What games and world peace? Since it is just an ordinary writing desk, can you avoid this language problem?" Do you want to make things difficult for it? Just write it clearly." Then, he crowed on the paper with that dull pencil and wrote: "I want the Queen of Hearts to stop pinching the Duchess's face."
A burst of golden light suddenly appeared on the desk.
Immediately afterwards, Al immediately let go of Yang Qing.
Al: "Huh? What? Why do my hands move by themselves!"
March Hare proudly swung the crow in his hand: "Look, as long as it is a wish that normal people can understand, the crow desk can help them realize it."
Touching his red and swollen face, Yang Qing looked at the very ordinary desk: "I seem to know what's going on."
Al: "What?"
Yang Qing: "Because we are still in the game, we can only deal with things in the game, such as what I want here, and the desire to leave the game will be automatically blocked. So we can't directly write what we want. To end the game or something."
Chris: "Okay, I see what you mean, so how do we write it?"
Yang Qing grabbed the pencil and crowed, looking at the blank paper: "Give me some, let me think about it."
"I'm afraid there is no time, my dear."
The author has something to say: Chinese New Year is coming soon, the stupid author sees that everyone is giving out red envelopes, so he also took action~~~~~~
This article was written from 14 to 15 years, thank you for your support all the time, the first time the stupid author was urged to update, the first time he was sent a landmine, the first time he received so many comments, and met so many little angels, Let Wo know that there are still people looking forward to my Wenwen, I am really touched QAQ
So all the cute little angels who have paid attention to and encouraged the stupid author, the stupid author should thank you very much! !
Thank you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! orz
☆, blackening
Yang Qing had never been so afraid of hearing a person's voice. His hands were propped on the desk like that. The crow had already stopped struggling. He probably felt that he was going to die this time, so he might as well just die a little bit. Be calm, Yang Qing felt for the first time that his thoughts were surprisingly similar to it, but he still wanted to rescue him. Although his teammate was anxious about his IQ, he even ran in to accompany him to die, but for the sake of decades of friendship , for the sake of those nuts, and for the sake of Lance who bent him, he still wants to give it a try.
He has always been a very selfish person. He has been wearing that gentle mask since he was a child, bluffing and deceiving everywhere. Even his closest relatives have not discovered the selfish, annoying and true self that he hides.
Including the woman standing in front of him who wanted to save him alone.
What she is infatuated with is the him who smiled gently, the one who said "so cute" when he saw her unruly embarrassing others, and the one who accepted her gift and said "I will definitely cherish it" His.
What she didn't know was that on those glamorous backsides, he would feel tired from laughing too much, he would frown at those oppressive behaviors, and he would throw that cake that he knew at a glance would cause diarrhea in disgust. in the trash.
And the one standing on his side now is the person who knows how unreasonable, how willful, and how greedy he is, but is still willing to tolerate him, protect him, and even fall in love with him.
Yeah, he's a selfish guy, but this time, let him be a hero.
Yang Qing raised his head, and Elizabeth was standing at the door. It seemed that she should have solved the problem of inconvenient movement. The gun she was holding was not the horrible and disgusting one at the beginning, but a silver gun with beautiful textures, but this point Neither reduced its lethality.
The two sisters who were guarding the gate ran over when they heard the abnormal noise, but they were directly shot by a dazzling silver light, and then disappeared without a trace.
Al swallowed his saliva: "Although it seems that the situation is not good, please bring my sincere greetings to the new designer, at least now I am not so resistant to death."
Elizabeth smiled very happily: "Then you should die quickly."
As she said that, her hand was on the trigger again, but Yang Qing, who had been supporting the writing desk with both hands, suddenly raised his right hand. Yes, you read that right, he just raised it so naturally. right hand.
Why not the left hand?Because there is a pencil crow ready to commit suicide in his left hand~
The only thing Elizabeth pays attention to now is Yang Qing. If it weren't for this sweetheart, she wouldn't have to rack her brains to deal with these people one by one, so as a standard villain, she stopped again at the last moment very abnormally. Come down and look at Yang Qing who doesn't know what to do.
Al: "...do you need me to shout a transformation slogan for you?" For example, the power of the moon prism
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