Chengyou [rebirth]

Zhang Chengyou arrived in Germany, the first feeling is...

Meat!Meat!Meat!

In his previous life, Zhang Chengyou would also go to restaurants to eat western food for work reasons, but he had never been bombarded with such a large area of ​​meat.

On the way to Finn's house, Zhang Chengyou saw many Germans eating curry sausage with French fries boldly on the side of the road, Zhang Chengyou already had a bad feeling.

Because the life of the Nassau family is not special, but they are nobles after all, so the first meal at Finn's house is very rich.The table is full of various pork sausages, Eisbeinmit Erbspueree (pork knuckle with pea puree), Schweinshaxe (roasted pig's trotters), stewed beef that is bigger than your hand, and vinegar-braised beef with a strange color, which looks like a pile of X The German small meat roll (Rouladen), the vegetarian dishes are only very simple potato salad and German sauerkraut, of course, there are also brown bread that has not changed for thousands of years and the hard Brezel (Bavarian bagel), plus a full expression of the chef's imagination The SchwaebischeMaultaschen (Swabian dumplings), the colorful DieKartoffelsuppealaKaiserWilhelm (King William's court-style potato soup) and the dessert DieRoteGruezte and pudding bread.

So, in Germany, where there are no steamed buns, no pancakes, and no eight major cuisines, Zhang Chengyou’s children ate this meal that was basically all meat, and shed hot tears with excitement (xin) (suan).

Damn it!

Haven't eaten meat in 800 years? !

Are you tired of eating meat every day? !

Moreover, is this kind of sauerkraut more sour than Northeast sauerkraut? !

After eating the first mouthful of sauerkraut, Zhang Chengyou, who couldn't even eat hawthorn, either vomited or swallowed it. He held it back for a full minute, but he didn't swallow it.Facing Finn who asked him how it tasted, Zhang Chengyou, who wanted to cry without tears, could only grab the milk in hand and fill more than half of the cup, and pretended to be unfinished, and said to Finn with a smile: "Sauerkrautistk?stlich. ([German] sauerkraut is delicious.)”

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Yummy ball of yarn!

Because Zhang Chengyou can't eat any sour food, he can't accept hawthorn, apple, pineapple, etc. that are a little sour, so he said "Sauerkrautistk?stlich" extremely difficult.

"Ja, nochetwas? ([German] yes, do you want more?)" Finn said, pointing to the sour cabbage on the plate.

Hearing these words, Zhang Chengyou suddenly felt stomach cramps. He declined Finn's invitation. After finishing all the meat left on his plate, he put the knife and fork on the plate side by side, jumped off the dining chair, I ran to the European-style sofa in the living room and chatted with JonasVonNassau (Jonas von Nassau) and MaximilianVonNassau (Maximilian von Nassau), who were already full.

JonasVonNassau and MaximilianVonNassau are a pair of twins, both of them have serious personalities, just like little adults.They don't usually have any hobbies, they just like playing with various firearms, yes, just playing.Because the Nassau family was in the arms business, Jonas and Maximilian could get their hands on any gun without bullets.

So, Zhang Chengyou and the two young Germans discussed various firearms, but the "serious" expressions on their faces made people just want to laugh.After all, Zhang Chengyou is not yet four years old, and Jonas and Maximilian are only a few months older than Zhang Chengyou.The three villains put on a serious look as if negotiating, can they not make people want to laugh?

Finn looked at his wife Cornelia who was eating without saying a word, and his heart immediately became cold.

Usually when the wife is eating, she will talk about some interesting things she heard or saw that day, or talk to her mother Eva Von Nassau (Eva Von Nassau) about the latest fashion clothes, jewelry, hairstyles, etc. , but ever since she knew that Zhang Chengyou was coming to her house, she never said a word during dinner!

Eva looked at her son who was frowning, then at her daughter-in-law who was eating with her expressionless face, and her husband Paul looked at each other.

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The next day, Tang Zongzhu brought his men to visit Paul Von Nassau (Paul von Nassau).

Finn and Zhang Chengyou were waiting outside early in the morning, and when they saw Tang Zong chasing them, they invited them in.

Tang Zongzhu talked with Finn in the study all morning, and finally left Nassau's house with two contracts satisfied.Zhang Chengyou was always listening in the study, and Tang Zongzhu and Finn were not shy about it either.

After Tang Zong chased them away, Jonas and Maximilian, who had been bored in the bedroom all morning, dragged Zhang Chengyou, who had just come out of the study, to visit their collections.

Zhang Chengyou looked at the room full of guns that did not carry heavy guns, and looked at Jonas and Maximilian quietly: "Let's be friends with local tyrants!"

"???" Jonas and Maximilian couldn't understand Chinese.

"It's nothing, I just said you guys are cool." Zhang Chengyou's tone was very "sincere".

"Oh, thank you. By the way, Tim, look, this is the MP5KA4 we mentioned to you last night. How about it, it looks very cool!" Maximilian proudly held the MP5KA4 and showed it to Zhang Chengyou .

"It's really dazzling." Zhang Chengyou looked at the MP5KA4 and said with a little "envy".

In fact, Zhang Chengyou had no interest in this kind of thing, so he might as well approve the documents if he read this.But because of his previous life, he is quite proficient in firearms, and there is no pressure to use them.In short, Zhang Chengyou prefers to be an "ordinary" businessman rather than a gangster.

However, in order to build a good relationship with Jonas and Maximilian, Zhang Chengyou could only express various interests in firearms against his will.

Alas, it's not easy to do anything these days!

I just want to be a quiet and handsome man, why is it so difficult? !

Zhang Chengyou looked worried.

The three stayed in Jonas and Maximilian's collection room for more than half an hour before being dragged out for lunch by the housekeeper.

Looking at the meat and potatoes on the table, Zhang Chengyou suddenly felt like vomiting.

Zhang Chengyou, who felt that he was tired of meat, began to doubt life!

Could it be that I was reborn once to eat enough meat that I didn't eat when I was young in my previous life? !

Zhang Chengyou is full of confusion about the future.

He is going to finish middle school in Germany!

Regardless of whether I can skip a grade or not, I can't stand this meal of pork and beef.Not to mention that the staple food besides bread is potatoes, and even the soup is for eating instead of drinking!

If you stay here step by step for five years...

(╯▽╰) Oh~ That picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it!

Zhang Chengyou can even imagine what he will look like after graduating from SchuleSchlossSalem!

Is it as skinny as a stick, or is it fat and strong?

Zhang Chengyou thinks he can only be the former.

After all, I am still more used to vegetarian dishes. Big fish and big meat sounds good, but eating too much is not good for your health.

Men and women, no, the combination of meat and vegetables is healthy and fearless!

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After Zhang Chengyou finished his lunch, he felt the smell of meat all over his body.

When he got back to his room, he immediately got into the bathroom and started to take a shower.

Be meat.The crazy Jang Seung Woo said:

I, Uncle Zhang, are so hard-pressed!

The author has something to say: [Character + name note]

①Paul Von Nassau appeared once in the previous article, but the stupid author did not write his middle name, and the same is true for Finn and Cornelia. Paul is Finn's father.

②Eva Von Nassau (Eva von Nassau) and Ava Rockefeller (Ava Rockefeller) must not be confused, one is Eva and the other is Ava. Ava is Jacob's wife in the artist trio.

③ After some consideration, the stupid author finally decided to give middle names to the nobles who appeared in Europe, but it is only a very popular and simple middle name. Married women will change their surnames and use their husband’s name as their surname. The middle name depends on whether they are In which country, such as Germany, Von is used uniformly. Of course, if the stupid author finds other middle names for nobles, he will also use them appropriately.As for the United States, the stupid author said that some of them have middle names, and some don't. It will depend on whether the stupid authors are lazy.

【Attention in German】

① All the German in this article is from Baidu online translation, and the stupid author learned very simple daily expressions from a few German dramas he watched temporarily. The practicality cannot be guaranteed. If you are serious, you will lose~

②The dialogues in this chapter are all in German, and the names of those dishes should be all in German, and the names of people are probably also in German. Some letters cannot be displayed, so the stupid author used the code. If you want to type it out? Such a German For letters, you must use codes to succeed. You can take a look at the "Symbols" of "Jinjiang Column Special Effects Code".

【German food】

①The German foods mentioned in the article are relatively famous and real foods. They come from a post in Germany. However, according to some netizens who left messages under the post, they are basically unpalatable, probably because of eating habits. , Of course, some people think it is delicious.But just looking at the pictures of some of the food, the stupid author expressed that he was incapable of accepting it, because the stupid author is the kind of person who would feel disgusted after eating a piece of fat meat. Even the stupid author did not dare to eat more ribs, so he only ate one or two small pieces.

②The taste of German sauerkraut is indeed different from that of Northeast sauerkraut. The stupid author saw someone say that German sauerkraut is more sour than Northeast sauerkraut, so the stupid author wrote it like this.As for Uncle Zhang can't eat sour, the stupid author said that this is written based on the stupid author's own experience.Because the stupid author is like Uncle Zhang, he can't eat hawthorn and pineapple at all, and even the slightly sour apple can't stand it.

③ There are many kinds of German sausages. The stupid author will introduce them later in the article. The pictures of those sausages look pretty good, but how do they taste if they are not made? The stupid author really wants to eat them!

[German name]

①The stupid author looked through various websites, posts, etc. on the Internet (really very little information), and came to a conclusion that Germans don’t call each other by their names very much. Most of them call each other by their surname, or they just call them Full names, especially when dealing with non-relatives.The stupid writer doesn't know what the real situation is, but if this rule is followed, it will be impossible to tell who is who in the text.

②Americans seem to call by their first names when they are in a close relationship, but they are more distant. For example, in business, they use miss (female, unmarried) or mrs. (female, married) or mr. (male, whether married or not) For men, just one) + surname to address each other.

③So no matter which country, in this article, the first name is directly called by default, or the full name, and it is rare or not at all when the surname is called alone.

【About Qiang】

Because the stupid author really doesn't have the level to make up the name of the gun, so he can only use some real names.

I am always worried that mentioning this wangshen will fail... In short, we have to keep a low profile

【Understanding Germany】

If you know Germany, the stupid author recommends a post: Germany Bar.

This bar contains what Chinese people have seen and heard in Germany, and there is also a German who teaches very simple German in it, and he is tall, rich and handsome!Called "The Bear of Dresden", graduated from TUM (Technical University of Munich), currently running a design company in Shanghai, learning Chinese in his spare time, because of animal protection and relief, he played on Tieba.He had only studied Chinese in Germany for a year before, and now he can chat with his friends in pure Chinese. This makes the stupid author who has learned English since elementary school feel so embarrassed!

There are also German delicacies in the bar, in short, it is quite content.

If you are interested in Germany in World War II, you can go to "German Third Reich Bar", "German Army Bar" or "Führer Bar" to have a look. There are a lot of military things in it, and the stupid author can barely understand it...Thanks In the past few months, I watched various WWII documentaries on CCTV9, including weapons, war analysis, WWII biographies and other documentaries.

Speaking of this, the stupid author has to recommend a favorite TV channel of the stupid author: CCTV9 Documentary Channel, this station shows documentaries all day long, which is very helpful to increase your knowledge, including animals, technology, and the universe , war, weapons, inventions, magic, archeology, dynasties, characters, food, architecture, etc., spanning multiple fields such as history, chemistry, physics, biology, astronomy, religion, etc. I personally think it is much better than the toilet table (mango table).