Becoming a God Guide

Shi Feng plugged in his earphones and walked out of the library with a book in his arms.A few girls whispered behind his back, saying "so cold, so handsome" and "like a noble man in a comic", and other compliments, but he pretended not to hear them all.

Shi Feng rented a house off-campus by himself. The house is not far from the school, just one street away. It only takes more than ten minutes to walk from the library to the school gate, and then back home.This is a tree-lined road, very quiet, there are not many pedestrians, only a few couples are walking, Shi Feng has a cold face, and walks briskly, which is incompatible with the quietness of this road.

When Shi Feng was walking, he stopped. He looked at a book on the ground and frowned slightly.The road is very clean, with only a few fallen leaves and no other rubbish. This book with a colorful cover is very eye-catching lying in the middle of the road.Shi Feng put the book he borrowed from the library under his arm, bent down to pick up the book, which looked as if it had been splashed with paint, and saw the title of the book "Guide to Becoming a God" in large characters.Shi Feng's mouth twitched, not flattering the silly title, he opened the book, and on the title page was written: "Do you want to become an omnipotent god who can call wind and rain? Then take this book back go home!"

Shi Feng: "..."

Shi Feng inexplicably remembered the once popular comic "Death Note" in a certain island country. The protagonist picked up a booklet that ruined his life after class in college, so Shi Feng silently put the book down.After putting it down, he felt that it was too damaging the road environment, so he picked up the book and put it on a branch of a tree, and then left.

The house that Shifeng rented was an apartment with one bedroom and one living room. The area was not big, but it was enough for him to live in.He is a tidy person, even though it is a single man's apartment, it is neat and tidy, the floor is not stained, if any girl sees it, I am afraid he will be ashamed.

Shi Feng threw the borrowed book on the coffee table in the living room, and went back to the bedroom to change his pajamas. After changing, he put the dirty clothes into the laundry basket, but when he took the dirty clothes away, he found that there was a hole on his bed This book is exactly that "Guide to Becoming a God"!

Shi Feng tried his best to recall how he had disposed of the book just now. After confirming that he did not bring the book back, he was sweating a little on his back. Shi Feng wrapped his hands in a napkin and carefully picked up "Guide to Becoming a God ", and then he went out and threw the book directly into the garbage chute.

Shi Feng clapped his hands, and then went back to the house contentedly.

Shi Feng is a calm person, although he was slightly frightened when the abandoned book ran to his house with long legs, but he recovered after a while and put the matter behind him.He went to the kitchen to make himself a bowl of noodles, and after finishing his dinner, he went to take a shower, but when he returned to the living room after taking a shower, the "Guide to Becoming a God" unexpectedly appeared on his sofa!

Shi Feng swallowed, thinking that this book is really evil, he must get rid of this book!

Shi Feng picked up the book and threw it out of the window. He had no sense of social morality. He thought that he could get rid of it.But after a while, he heard someone's screams, it hit someone!Sure enough, after 2 minutes, there was a knock on Shifeng's door.

When Shi Feng answered the door, the unlucky guy who got hit threw the book on Shi Feng's body, leaving Shi Feng with ash on his forehead, mixed with the peculiar smell of garbage dumps

The unlucky guy said: "You look like a dog, why are you so devoid of public morality! Do you know that throwing objects in the sky is very dangerous? It's my luck that I didn't get hit by it, otherwise it would be considered a book. Books can also kill people!"

Shi Feng said honestly, "I'm sorry."

The unlucky guy scolded: "I'm sorry I have a fart, let me tell you..."

Shi Feng readily took out a few hundred dollars from his wallet, and said again, "I'm sorry."

The unlucky guy said: "Fuck! Why are you so like this? It's amazing to be rich, and I have money too!" Then he took the money and said, "Your apology is sincere, and I don't care about you. Next time Don't throw things around."

Shi Feng said, "Okay."

The unlucky guy walked away cursing, leaving Shi Feng and the book staring at each other.

Shi Feng decided to ignore the book for now, he wanted to take a bath again, and when he finished, the book that should have been lying dead by the door ran to his dining table again.

Shi Feng: "..." This is really an active book.

Shi Feng folded his arms and sat down at the dining table, he asked, "Are you a book?"

"Guide to Becoming a God" did not answer.

Shi Feng said: "Oh, you are a monster hiding in a book."

"Guide to Becoming a God" lay quietly.

Shi Feng said: "Since you are a monster, you should die."

As Shi Feng said, he was about to tear the book with his hands. The book that hadn't moved at all slid back a long way, and slid directly off the dining table. There was a burst of white mist, which made Shifeng unable to open his eyes. After the mist passed, a translucent boy emerged from the book.

The young man was wearing a colorful dress, his aesthetics were so strange that it was unbearable to look at him directly, but even though his clothes were extremely strange, he still couldn't hide his overly delicate face.

The boy had long braids, he looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, and he pouted slightly, looking very aggrieved.

The boy said: "I...I'm not a monster." His voice was soft and waxy, with a slight nasal sound, sticky and pleasant to hear.

Shi Feng asked, "Who are you?"

The boy said, "I'm Xiaobai." He lowered his head and poked his finger, glanced at Shifeng timidly, and said, "But Master, if your name is Shifeng, then I will follow your surname. My name is Shi Xiaobai."

"Master?" Shi Feng pointed at the tip of his nose, "Are you calling me?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Well, you are my master, I have been looking for you for a long time, woo woo woo." He sniffled and started crying without warning, crying hoarsely, but he was just a spirit body , even his body is translucent, so how can there be tears? He howled for a long time, and when he saw Shifeng, he let him howl with a straight face, without saying a word, so he had to calm down the crying firmly and said , "Master, Xiaobai misses you so much."

Shifeng asked: "Can you destroy the earth?"

Shi Xiaobai covered his face in horror, "Master, are you going to destroy the earth? If it is destroyed, where shall we go?"

Shi Feng said: "Oh, that's not possible, what's the use of keeping you."

As Shi Feng said so, he crossed the dining table to pick up the "Guide to Becoming a God", and as the "Guide to Becoming a God" was picked up, Shi Xiaobai was also picked up. Just as Shi Xiaobai was wondering what Shi Feng was going to do, Shi Feng Very frantically, he threw "Guide to Becoming a God" together with Shi Xiaobai into the washing machine, and pressed the "automatic flush" button.

Shi Xiaobai yelled: "Ah! Don't, master, you can't treat me like this! Hey, master, you can't do without Xiaobai."

Shi Feng said, "Oh."

Shi Xiaobai tried to grab Shi Feng's hand, but he couldn't catch Shi Feng's hand at all. He said dejectedly, "Master, don't you remember Xiao Bai at all?"

Shi Feng said, "I'm not a celestial master, I've never seen a ghost."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Then why are you so calm?" It stands to reason that a mortal who has never seen strange powers would scream or tremble when encountering such a supernatural event. It's not scientific anymore.

Shi Feng said, "I am bold."

Shi Xiaobai: "..."

Seeing that Shi Feng was determined to destroy him, Shi Xiaobai had to cry to save himself. Using his little mana, he moved himself and the "Guide to Becoming a God" to Shi Feng's bedroom. Shi Feng followed into the bedroom and made persistent efforts to get the book back into the washing machine.

Shi Xiaobai cried and said, "Master, why are you doing this to me?"

Shi Feng took it for granted, "You are too dirty, you need to wash it."

Shi Xiaobai said: "But I am a book." Who would wash a book!

Shi Feng said: "Oh, you also know that you are a book." Whose book can walk by itself, and a ghost will emerge from it!

Shi Xiaobai was so persecuted by Shi Feng that he had no choice but to use a small spell to get rid of the smell on his body, and Shi Feng let Shi Xiaobai go.

Shi Feng casually pulled Shi Xiaobai to the ground, took out new sheets and quilts from the closet, and replaced all the old sheets that were stained with the smell of garbage. Speaking, squatting in the corner pitifully waiting for Shifeng to finish.

After Shi Feng cleaned up, Shi Xiaobai hurriedly reminded Shi Feng of his existence.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, master, do you want to ask me what's going on? Where do I come from and why do I come to you? Why do I call you master?"

Shi Feng said, "Not interested."

Shi Feng kicked "Guide to Becoming a God" out of the bedroom cruelly and unreasonably.

With tears in his eyes, Shi Xiaobai went to knock on the door, but half of his body went through the door and lay on the carpet in the bedroom.He turned his head to look at Shi Feng, and saw that Shi Feng was naked and went to bed.Shi Xiaobai was a little shy, thinking about his master's good figure, he became star-eyed nympho, until Shi Feng lay down, put on the quilt, turned off the bedside light, and was going to sleep, Shi Feng suddenly remembered that he had The task is in hand!

Shi Xiaobai yelled, "Master, master, don't sleep, I haven't told you my origin yet."

Shi Feng turned his back and ignored Shi Xiaobai.

Shi Xiaobai said, "Master, don't you have any curiosity at all?"

Shi Feng asked, "Can't you leave that book?"

Shi Xiaobai said honestly: "Well, my mana is related to the master's divine power. If the master's divine power is not awakened, my mana will not be enough. I can't leave the "Guide to Becoming a God" yet."

Shi Feng said, "Oh."

Shi Feng turned over and got off the bed, not even wearing a pair of underwear, and walked towards Shi Xiaobai step by step.Shi Xiaobai looked at Shi Feng from bottom to top, and was so ashamed that he almost burst into flames. If he wasn't a spirit body, his whole body might turn red like cooked shrimp.

When Shi Feng opened the door of the bedroom, Shi Xiaobai was thinking, "Master, is he going to take me into the bedroom and put me down next to the pillow to sleep together? I'm so excited to think about it." Shi Feng took "Guide to Becoming a God" Locked in the closet of the open kitchen, Shi Xiaobai realized that he had made a mistake, and looked at Shi Feng without crying.

Shi Feng said: "If you quarrel again, I will tear you apart."

Shi Xiaobai: "..." He weakly covered his mouth.

Shi Feng said, "Good boy."

Shi Feng closed the closet door, leaving Shi Xiaobai in the dark kitchen, and then went back to the bedroom to sleep.

Shi Feng lay down properly, and did a routine self-reflection before going to bed: he will never pick up things randomly again.