Gaining A Husband After a Memory Loss

Shang Xiaogou was completely stunned, and his eyes moved to a certain part of He Jiang.

abnormal! ! !

He finally understood the feeling of the last words of a dying person being cut off at a critical point in TV dramas. Some words were preempted by others, so they couldn't say them!

In a word, he changed from a psychopath with a transvestite as a second personality to a little idiot who wears suspenders for nothing.

Shang Jing tried his best to ignore He Jiang's eyes, and wanted to make amends, but was preempted by the actor with professional lines.

He Jiang's eyes were gloomy, like fireworks burning in a deep pool, and his voice seemed to be quenched by ice and fire, with the edge of cutting clothes: "What are you wearing inside?"

Shang Jing quickly tightened his bathrobe, pretending to be crazy won't work, acting stupid must be done: "Who are you?"

"What are you going to play? The beauty who lives alone and the one who broke in..."

He Jiang glanced at her black cotton pajamas and raised her eyebrows: "...and the killer in black?"

Business scene: "..."

He Jiang's gaze is extremely aggressive, but his steps are gentle and casual when approaching Shangjing, as if strolling in an atrium, and a scholar-official is generally self-restraining and returning to etiquette.

"You sent me a novel, did you just want to play this?" He Jiang guessed to herself, "Which novel is it today? I accidentally got pregnant with the actor's cub, okay?"

The ending sound of the sentence "Can you do it" seems to be contained between the lips and teeth, without air conduction, directly following He Jiang's rolling Adam's apple, passing through Shang Jing's hot cheeks, bouncing into the heart.

He Jiang bent down slightly, and touched Shang Jing's forehead.

There was a light touch between the eyebrows, but Shang Jing looked at He Jiang dumbfounded as if he had been knocked out of the concussion.

Is your diploma fake?Not a top student?How to do reading comprehension?

The central idea of ​​those novels is clearly "male virtue"!

He is not the screenplay for couple play!

Shang Jing's breathing tightened, like a little white rabbit being stared at by a goshawk from high above, wishing he could hide himself in the grass.

Why is he wearing a white bathrobe that easily exposes himself, not an auspicious suit made of green grass!

Who the hell can still act in front of a dangerous dog man!Shang Jing made a quick decision, was able to bend and stretch, and gave up the plan.

"What a fart." He slapped him backwards, covering his heartbeat with a high pitch, "I still have to ask you, how come there are wigs in the warehouse at home! Have you ever brought a woman back?"

"Are you not guilty when you see the wig?"

He Jiang just loves Shang Xiaogou's stubborn appearance, if the conditions don't allow it, he will pry it open for him.

He Jiang reached out and touched his neckline, and half of his shoulders were exposed: "Is this one also found at home?"

Shang Jing: "That's right."

He Jiang: "Let me see if I have any impression."

Business scene: "..."

Can't play, shameless.

Shang Jing put his hands together: "How dare you admit it, you sleep on the sofa tonight."

After finishing speaking, he turned around angrily and went back to the room, and was pulled back by He Jiang's hook.

The bathrobe was already loose and loose, but it was pulled suddenly and almost fell off completely. Shang Jing put both hands on the belt and saved the clothes in a thrilling manner.

He Jiang: "Puppy Shang, it's all over now, can't you just walk away?"

Shang Jing: "What do you want?"

He Jiang: "According to your original plan, the beauty living alone and the killer in black."

He found out that Shang Xiaogou's thin skin is one thing, and in fact, he has a high acceptance rate. At first, he mistakenly thought that he shot dozens of G's of small videos, and he didn't act like a monster, and he clamored to watch it.

Dare to blow yourself up in a sex dream, know how to play a trumpet, dare to wear women's clothing, is there anything in this world that business people dare not?

No, only He Jiang dared not.

Thin-skinned and unscrupulous, with a wicked heart and hands tied.

Shang Jing was furious: "This is not my plan!"

He Jiang chose the next best thing: "Then choose one of the novels you posted."

Shang Jing: "That's not..."

He Jiang: "Now it is."

Shang Jing's cheeks were congested, and his head probably wasn't getting enough blood. He was taken aback by the film king, and thought He Jiang had really made a huge concession.

He Jiang was persuasive and persuasive: "You have never been an actor before, and your acting skills are young. Today we will start with the simple and familiar ones. I am the actor, and you are—"

He tried his best to recall the occupation of the protagonist in the novel, but he couldn't remember, and said, "You are the little prince."

For those bloody novels published by Shang Jing, reading the copy is equivalent to reading the full text, but the copy did not introduce Shou's occupation.

"The story happened in a bar, a one-night stand."

It is the most suitable, no acting skills are required, only the contribution of the body is required.

Shang Jing knew which book he was talking about as soon as he heard it, and hummed: "I don't want this one, I don't meet the requirements, so I refuse."

He took out his mobile phone, flipped through the chat history, saw the one he was looking for, and tickled the corner of his mouth: "This is "The Feudal Scholar-bureaucrat Dressed as an Alpha"."

The abstinent old-fashioned Gong traveled to the ABO world and became an A with a bad reputation.Shou is a poor little boy brought over by a family marriage. At the beginning, he was prepared to hide the knife under his pillow, but Gong not only didn't touch him, he even treated him with respect.

The susceptibility period has come, and I deliberately wear pajamas with sparse fabrics, but I am punished for copying ancient Chinese.Until one day, the susceptibility period of the abstinence attack also came, and he was slapped in the face.

Shang Jing glanced at He Jiang: "Your current state is very suitable."

He obviously had a reaction, but he refused to admit it, and punished his wife to copy ancient Chinese prose.

Shang Jing: "I'll copy classical Chinese, you can solve it yourself."

Ever since he was scolded once during the live broadcast, Shang Jing has to read a piece of classical Chinese every day.

He Jiang: "I don't believe there is such an attack."

Isn't this stupid?

He shamelessly circled Shang Jing: "The copywriting will definitely magnify the character of the protagonist, but he doesn't necessarily do that in the main text. If you don't believe me, let's read the main text."

"Nonsense. For example, if the copywriting is good, he must be really good."

He Jiang snatched Shang Puppy away: "Understood, Xiao Zuojing."

Punching on the cotton, Shang Jing struggled slightly, thinking about what could stop He Jiang, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said loudly: "It's a shame that you are a Fa-study, and it's against the law to have a relationship with a mentally ill person!"

He Jiang froze slightly, not because he thought Shang Jing was ill, but because Shang Jing lost his memory.

He didn't want to do it to the end, but was laughed at by Shang Jingqi, and said, "Do you have a medical certificate from the hospital? How can you prove it in court?"

Business scene who refused to check today: "..."

He Jiang made nonsense: "According to Article [-] of the latest judicial interpretation, our actions are permitted by law."

Naturally, Shang Jing didn't understand, and the excuses he racked his brains to come up with had no deterrent effect in front of He Jiang.

He scratched his face, but fortunately, there is no unparalleled road, and he immediately thought of a new breakthrough point: "You straight man cheated on marriage! You can bear it before, but you can't bear it this time? Just because I wear a wig? I don't like men!"

As soon as he said it, he suddenly felt that it was quite right. A carp jumped out of He Jiang's arms and looked at He Jiang judgingly.

The blue veins on He Jiang's forehead were throbbing: "I can do it if you shave your head."

Shangjing doesn't really think that he wears wigs professionally, does he?

He pushed Shang Jing into the master bedroom and followed him in.Returning to the place where the right of residence was deprived, He Jiang couldn't be more familiar with the way.

Sitting on the bed, Shang Jing saw that He Jiang took out a new quilt from the cabinet and spread it on the bed. He verbally warned: "I won't help you."

He also saw that He Jiang was just taking advantage of his mouth, and did not lose his mind to force him.Therefore, Shangjing has also been verbally protesting.

He Jiang: "Okay, I won't let you do it."

After 10 minutes, Shang Jing stood by and said: "..."

Woo, he doesn't want to dress like this as a mascot.

"Don't look at me!" Shang Jing folded his arms coldly, his outer robe had already been taken off, and he was ordered to sit at the end of the bed as the background.He had a fierce look in his eyes, trying to scare He Jiang away with his eyes.

But it was useless, He Jiang's eyes were more terrifying than his.

There is no hard work, only smart work.

If you don't make He Jiang unhappy, he will be unhappy.

Shang Jing reversed his thinking and said with a sneer, "If you don't have two hours here, you just can't do it."

He Jiang: "..."

He Jiang: "..."

……

The next day, Shang Jing rolled in bed, unable to figure out how his perfect plan could turn sour.

He overcame difficulties and paid such a high price, but He Jiang was the only one who made it easier.

The more Shang Jing thought about it, the more he became unconvinced. He lay on the bed and sent a message to He Jiang, completely denying it: "My second personality ran out last night!"

He Jiang: "Don't make fun of this kind of thing."

Shang Jing nestled in the pile of pillows: "Really, I came together today and found that my face was washed and the toothpaste was squeezed out."

He Jiang: "I washed it for you."

Shang Jing: "There is actually a skirt under the bed, did you buy it?"

He Jiang: "...Yes." He doesn't mind taking some scapegoats, since the benefits have already been taken anyway.

Shang Jing: "I'll wait for you in the second courtyard."

He Jiang paused, "Are you serious?"

Shangjing: "Yes."

He Jiang frowned suddenly, he is not a doctor, let alone a polygraph tester, he can only treat the matter of business scene with a million patience.

What if, he said what if, the personality at the moment of placing an order for women's clothing is really not the current business scene?

After all, he still has an unsolved mystery of "recording menstrual periods".

The senior sister said that what he might have seen was an advertisement for software hijacking and promotion, but He Jiang always thought it was not.

What if Shang Jing really has a second personality with gender cognitive impairment?

He put away his mobile phone and said, "You guys keep an eye on it first, I'll go to the hospital."

The first episode of the "Before Marriage" variety show editing has been completed, the pilot film was released this morning, and the first episode will be officially launched in the evening.

The feature film has been sent to the studio, and the staff have to watch it together to make sure that there is no rhythmic editing that discredits Shang Jing and He Jiang. At the same time, we must also pay attention to the public opinion field after the pilot film is released.

Everyone knows the last hurdle, except for the intern couple who gave up. After knowing the result and then looking at the previous relationship, many bullet screens are full of yin and yang.

[Why do I still come to see woo woo woo when I know be. 】

[I like this memory knife. 】

[After reading it, I feel that Shang Puppy really slipped and fell accidentally. 】

[You call me Shang Puppy, does He Jiang agree? 】

[After the variety show, Lu Gaojie and Huan Nalan's popularity rose, and they lived on the hot search every day, but Shang Jing never showed his face again. I didn't even know what Weibo was. I believed in the variety show that He Jiang started to make his wife smile. 】

[I have never seen such a large amount of traffic without realizing it. 】

[It may also be that the two of them have broken up, and He Jiang used his contacts to block Shang Jing. 】

[Hahahaha the world is real! 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

[Where is my Shang puppy suffering now? 】

Xiaobei couldn't help but said: "Our boss is already preparing for the wedding, and the boss's wife can call him away with a WeChat message, which is not affectionate enough."

Shang Jing wrapped himself in a black leather coat that he hadn't worn, put on a mask and glasses, drew two thick black eyebrows on himself, looked in the mirror, and went out to take the bus.

It's terrible, I'm considered a half-public figure now, if I lose face once when I go out, the whole network may know about it in the next second.

He got on the bus of the Second Hospital and confirmed the registration on his phone.

The hospital requires that the number be collected in advance, and it will be slower to take the bus. Shangjing has never taken this route before, and he is afraid that he will not be able to catch up.

But taking a taxi is very expensive, so I can't bear it.

Half an hour later, Shang Jing rushed to the hospital and asked for a number.

He took a small ticket from the self-service machine and held it up in front of his eyes.

Rank number: twelve.

Patient: He Jiang

Department: Andrology Department on the fifth floor.

In addition to the well-known psychiatric department of the Second Hospital, other departments are well-equipped, but not as full as the psychiatric department, and Shang Jing can still make appointments for the same day in the morning.

Hey, He Jiang could trick him into seeing a psychiatrist with a cone, why couldn't he trick He Jiang into seeing an andrology department?

As we all know, too long is also a disease!

For the sake of the future..., Shang Jing resolutely registered He Jiang.

For this reason, Shang Jing deliberately dressed himself up so that his own mother would not recognize him, so that he would not be ashamed to accompany the dog man.

Shang Jing stood behind the pillar and waited for someone. His phone vibrated in his pocket. He thought it was He Jiang who had arrived, so he picked it up without looking.

It seemed that they didn't expect to be connected. There was a moment of silence on the other side, and a thin female voice sounded: "...you, your mobile phone is here with me. We took it by mistake."

"Can you give me back my phone?"

Shang Jing’s head crashed: “……………………”

your phone?My cell phone?