The Vampire Parenting Diaries

Friday, 9th, Sep. Sunny

With those two savage fools of the Shelsman family still alive 200 years ago, New Orleans' native mixed blood really lives up to its reputation.Dare to eat and kill people in the street, is it that both the monitor and the human police will die?

For the third time this month, when will those bastards learn to walk independently?I can help unclog it once or twice, but alas, fools don't stop making mistakes just because they are punished.One last time, unforgivable.

The blood bank in the nearby hospital is so monotonous, so I will let old Evan discuss the termination of cooperation with them tomorrow.Hope old Evan doesn't fool me with stag blood again, I'm not what you call a "vegetarian".

Saturday,15th,Sep. Overcast

The weather is fine today. If it weren't for the group of mentally handicapped newborns with well-developed limbs and simple minds, I should have gone for a walk.

I don't know who stipulated that newborns who accept the first embrace must be approved by the prince. The old rules hundreds of years ago are still being used to restrain me. It's really boring.

I don't have the obligation to discipline the next generation for you, and it's only the species that has changed, not the brain. Their poor IQ cannot be improved with a few words of admonition.If you don't listen to teaching, there is no need to live.

The next time someone comes to me with a newborn who made a mistake, it will be burned directly.The bare poles at the gate of the manor are a bit monotonous, and it is also a good choice to hang them up to dry.

PS: Old Evan's discussion with the hospital is going well, and the food has been much fresher recently.

PPS: Old Evan was really confused. He picked up a child casually on the road and brought it back. He was still a human being.Does he remember that his master is a vampire?

Tuesday, 20, Sep. cloudy

Human beings are developing very fast. I have only been asleep for more than 200 years. After waking up, I can no longer understand those things. It seems that it is time to make up lessons. I will let old Evan prepare tomorrow.

Wednesday, 23, Sep. Sunny

Nothing to do.

boring.

Thursday,28,Sep.Overcast

I went to the company to get a basic understanding of what the old Evan family did while I was asleep. It looked good and lived up to my trust in them.

Other than that, as usual, boring.

Maybe waking up wasn't the right choice.

Saturday,30,Sep. cloudy

The child said his name was Uriah.

It's a bit strange.

He will not be controlled by me, nor will he be afraid of me.The creatures that usually try to get close to me, whether vampire or human, are unlikely to end well.

But he was not afraid of me, and dared to cry in front of me.

The cries of human beings are really terrible, and the tears seem to be endless, falling down in a series.

Fragile human child.Old Evan got himself into trouble, ran up to me and made a fuss, and even dared to grab my hair.An unsuspecting child can fall asleep in my study.

But his blood is very fragrant... just a little bit, I will pierce his neck and drink his blood, but...

Ulea...

Mon,3,Oct.Sunny

Ian, Lauder, well done, it seems that the bare pillars of Lockwood Manor have given you a lot of inspiration, and you want to be the first flag flying on it.It's been too long to sleep, these stupid things dare to act presumptuously in front of me.

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Human beings are too young to understand warnings or sense danger. What did old Evan teach him?If that idiot moved any faster, the child's neck would be broken.

I guess he didn't understand what that necklace represented either.

Forget it, just exchange gifts.

It's not easy for him to make a doll by himself, and he can't accept his gift in vain, besides——

His hair is very soft.

The golden sunlight is very dazzling, but when this color appears on his head, I feel a little pleasing to the eyes.

Maybe I'm getting weird too.

Friday,7,Oct.Sunny

Humans have a low laughing point, which is probably why they are so easily satisfied.

The mood swings are also very big, and it is too easy to be affected. Watching a cartoon can make you cry and laugh, tears are still hanging on your face, and you will laugh the next second, which is really incomprehensible.

But his tears were hot.

I don't want to see him cry.What's wrong with me?

Saturday,15,Oct.Sunny

Surprise me with my garden, something probably only he can do.

However, the garden has been deserted for so long, and it is indeed time to find the owner. I don't have the time to tend the flowers and plants, and I haven't been there for a long time, so let him discover it.

Humans like the name Secret Garden quite a lot. I don't know if it's because of the "secret" or the "garden" behind it.

I prefer the former.

Sounds like a little secret I share with him.

Wednesday,17,Oct.Rain

cried again.

Afraid of the dark and thunder, he hid in the quilt and cried alone. If I hadn't gone to find him, he would have cried all night like this.

My eyes are also swollen and I don't know how to get rid of the swelling.

I am wronged and pitiful, and I am afraid of causing trouble to me. Where did old Evan pick him up?

What kind of person would abandon him?

Damn it.

When I'm awake, I can't say anything, but when I'm asleep, I can act like a baby, grab my clothes, and want to get into my arms.

Forget it, it's not impossible to hold you to sleep.

Thursday,18,Oct.Sunny

It's funny how a human being who loves bunnies acts like a bunny himself.

buy.

Mon,20,Oct. cloudy

Limit sugar, fail.

Can't see him cry.

Forget it, the big deal is to supervise him to brush his teeth every day and check him regularly.

Tuesday,21,Oct.Sunny

The decorations in the bedroom are all according to my preferences, I didn't expect him to be afraid.

That's right, human beings are only that small, and they are too fragile. They are not afraid of wind, rain, thunder, lightning, and darkness, and any of them will draw his tears.Let him face such a room alone in the dark, it is indeed over.

I shouldn't have left.

After coaxing him for a while, he stopped crying and slowly fell asleep.

Let old Evan change all the decorations in the house tomorrow, according to human preferences.

Thursday,23,Oct.Sunny

Humans have unique preferences. Old Evan did a good job... Anyway, I don’t need sleep, so I can just follow him, as long as he likes it.

Friday, 1, Nov. Sunny

Will he want to go to school?

Would it be good for him to keep him tethered to me?

Sunday, 3, Nov. Sunny

If he wants to go, then go.

It's not like he would just leave like this, and he wouldn't forget me because he went to school, he just went to receive normal education that belongs to human beings, it's nothing.

What human beings need is not just the company of a single individual. He will grow up and need to learn many things. I can't teach him these things. Only teachers and classmates who are also human beings can teach him.

I don't regard him as my own, so I need to learn to accept this process. He has to grow up by himself in order to become a complete person.

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I will go to see the school tomorrow. If the conditions are not good, I will change to another school. If it is not good, I will let him enroll again next year.

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Hope they are not as good.