Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Gu Yunchu soon realized that his current image was too terrifying, so he quickly removed the character card.Then I learned from Dongting Dragon Lord.He thought that Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan hadn't sent him a letter for a long time because something happened, so he went to heaven to sue, and got the order of the emperor to invite Zhenjun Erlang down.

Gu Yunchu was startled.Immediately turned his head to look at the mighty man next to Mr. Dongting, and quickly saluted.

"I have met Zhenjun Erlang."

The man was handsome and heroic, with eyes between his brows, golden light shimmering slightly, wearing an armored battle robe, a golden crown on his head, and a trident in his hand. He had a heroic and extraordinary temperament.

"Exemption."

Zhenjun Erlang looked at her in surprise.The third eye between the brows is golden.

Compared with the appearance of the female ghost with dark hair and venomous eyebrows just now, Gu Yunchu at this moment looks clearly just a beautiful girl with no magic power, the ordinary cannot be more ordinary.

Zhenjun Erlang saw it clearly, this should be her true form, the real mortal body, but with merits and golden bones hidden inside, her real name has been listed in the list of celestial beings.Such a great meritorious person will definitely have her place in the heavenly court in the future.

He couldn't help heaving a sigh of relief, in short, as long as the female ghost is not the real one, otherwise, even if Zhenjun Erlang knows that men and women only pay attention to your love and my wish, as the old saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but he really can't imagine Mr. Qiantang He looked in love with that female ghost.

But there is one more problem...

"What was that female ghost just now?"

Gu Yunchu was taken aback, and quickly explained.

"That's not a real evil spirit, it's just a small magical power."

Magical powers?

But that was too real. If he hadn't seen the golden bones in the female ghost's body, he might have thought that it was just a female ghost riddled with evil power.His trident almost missed it.

Perhaps it was because of Jia Coconut's elegant demeanor, Erlang Zhenjun felt that this supernatural power was a bit evil, and he wanted to ask about it, but suddenly the words that the Emperor of Heaven said before, telling him not to panic when he saw something flashed through his mind.

Since it was the order of the Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of Heaven should know the situation, right?

What's more, she has great merits and virtues, such a person can't do evil.

Zhenjun Erlang thought for a while, and then turned his attention to those Yin gods in the Palace of the Underworld.

"Come in a hurry, what's going on?"

Ao Yan stood up.

"About this matter, Zhenjun might as well ask this bitter chairman Fang Ping first."

With a wave of his sleeve, a plume of green smoke fell to the ground, transforming into Xi Fangping.The cracks on his body are still there, the good boy Zhou Zheng looks very hideous and terrifying at the moment.

Ao Yan: "Xi Fangping, don't you want to sue? Tell us all about the suffering you have suffered."

Xi Fangping's head fell to the ground in a daze, but when he came back to his senses, he found that those invincible Hades judges and other Yin gods were all kneeling on the ground trembling.

While Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan stood on the side, there were two other dignified and imposing noblemen standing on the side, one looked elegant and elegant.One in silver armor, holding a trident, full of bravery and sharpness!The most peculiar thing is that there is a golden light shining between the eyebrows of this nobleman, as if there is an upside-down eye in it!

Xi Fangping was photographed by the other party's aura and power, and for a moment he just stared blankly at the golden light between his brows.

When Gu Yunchu saw him staring straight at Zhenjun Erlang, his eyeballs were almost glued to his eyes, so he hurriedly reminded him twice.

"Xi Fangping? Xi Fangping?"

Seeing that the other party was still in a daze, she smiled apologetically at Zhenjun Erlang.

"I'm sorry, Zhenjun, this guy was sawn in half from top to bottom just now, maybe his brain hasn't matured yet."

Then she leaned close to Xi Fangping's ear and let out a loud roar.

"Xi Fangping!"

"Ah! Ah? Ah?"

Xi Fangping was so frightened that he jumped three feet high, and finally came back to his senses.He covered his ears with lingering fear.

"Miss Gu... what are you doing?"

Gu Yunchu didn't answer, but said.

"This is Zhenjun Erlang, and this is Dongting Dragon Lord. The two of you have come down to earth specially for the purpose of this underworld. If you have any difficulties, you'd better tell them now."

"True Monarch Erlang? Dongting Dragon Lord?"

Xi Fangping's eyes lit up, and then all the grievances in his heart came up, making him kneel on the ground with a plop in front of the two gods, and tears flowed down unconsciously.

"I have met Zhenjun Erlang and Dongting Dragon Lord! Please ask Zhenjun and Dragon Lord to make decisions for me and my poor old father!"

Xi Fangping wanted to speak out all the pain in his heart, but when he thought of the scene of his old father being beaten to death by the ghost guard, and the scene of his old father being beaten to death by the ghost guard after his death, he came to him and cried in his dream. Thinking of the pain of having nowhere to ask for, hope being shattered again and again, and even being roasted and sawed by fire, I was sobbing and choking, unable to utter a complete sentence.

The sound of his wailing filled the entire Hades Palace, the bitterness and bitterness in it made people cry, and the cracks on his body had just grown into centipede-shaped scars, and at this moment, because of him crying like this, they cracked again Mark of.

Gu Yunchu was frightened watching from the sidelines, afraid that this guy would burst open again just like that.

Fortunately, the Dongting Dragon Lord had a solution. A drop of crystal clear water condensed from his finger, and then he flicked his hand, and it fell into Xi Fangping's mouth, which eased his mood. Although he was still crying, he was able to speak smoothly up.

He cried and told all the unfair treatment he and his father had suffered, and begged the two gods to punish the Yin gods who accepted bribes, the rich sheep surnamed rich who were arrogant and domineering with money, and rescue his poor old father.

You must know that because of the money-making operation of the rich man surnamed Yang, his old father is still locked up in the prison in the underworld!

Zhenjun Erlang's expression was ice-cold.His eyes shot like lightning to Liu Yanwang and other yin gods who were kneeling on the ground.

"Officials protect each other? Accepting bribes? Unexpectedly, there are such things in the underworld? You are so brave!"

Gu Yunchu sneered: "Their courage is not the only thing!"

Ao Yan raised his hand slightly, and the pieces of paper on the judge's table in the distance were immediately sucked into his hand.These were exactly the crimes that those guys had confessed to, recorded one by one when Liu Yanwang and the Yin Gods were being interrogated just now.

Zhenjun Erlang took it over and took a look, he felt that the paper was so heavy, he saw that the crimes of Liu Yanwang and other Yin gods were written on the thin sheets, and the blood and tears of ordinary little ghosts could not be read endlessly.

Officials protect each other, accept bribes, and use money and power to suppress the little devils from declaring their crimes. There is actually an industrial chain of buying and selling officials!

Maybe Liu Yanwang was a good person, otherwise he, a mere mortal, would not be able to take over the post of Hades temporarily and win the honor of night trial of life and death.

But in the end, money and power are touching. When a guy named Gongsun Xia came to lobby him, Liu Yanwang, who was originally fair, began to change.In the beginning, he just sold a small ghost post.

Led by Gongsun Xia, he casually appointed that little devil with no virtue or talent to become a ghost messenger.

In his eyes, the position of ghost messenger is too small, and it doesn't matter if he sells it.Of course, no matter how small the official position of a ghost messenger is, it is still a ghost messenger, a yin god of the underworld who has entered the establishment, and is equipped with a mourning stick and a soul hook.

Let's imagine.

A ghost with money and no morals, after calculating that he will not be able to have a good birth in the future, he immediately shouted, I want to borrow another 500 years from the sky!

At this time, a person suddenly jumped out and said to him, it is unrealistic to borrow life from the sky, but if you give me money, I will guarantee that you will not enter reincarnation from now on, holding a mourning stick, hanging a soul hook on your waist, and serving as a ghost messenger in front of the palace of the king of hell. He yelled five times and drank six times to ordinary little ghosts every day, and since then he has reached the pinnacle of ghost life.May I ask who is not moved after hearing this?

On the other hand, Liu Yanwang thought that he could restrain himself. He was just short of money and let go after making a fortune, but he didn't know that greed was gradually fed up.If there is one, there are two. After selling the first ghost post, under Gongsun Xia's lobbying, he sold the second and the third.

Even at the end of the sale, Gongsun Xia reminded him that enough is enough, let him stop staring at this little ghost post, and sell some high-ranking official positions, otherwise if the ghosts under his banner are a bunch of nothing You will be a drunkard and a rice bag, are you, the King of Hades, planning to roll up your sleeves and seduce your soul? !

So Liu Yanwang was sold from a small ghost messenger to the city god, and then to the county secretary.This small ghost town is full of corrupt officials who have gone from hell to ghosts.

In this short period of ten years, in this area, if someone died or committed a crime but gave money, that is human nature and understandable.Those who have no money commit a crime, that is, the legal net will be restored, and you will not miss it. Don't be arrogant, you evil spirit!

Gu Yunchu was amazed at the end of the interrogation, but only then did he realize that the ghost guard dared to be so domineering. It turned out that the matter of Wang Lan and the miscellaneous fox was the smallest crime for this group of Yin gods!

Of course, King Liu Yan would probably never have imagined until his death that the original reason why Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan came to trouble him was because a ghost messenger robbed the golden core of the miscellaneous-haired fox.

Seeing the evidence, Zhenjun Erlang didn't need to ask any more questions, he just glanced at Liu Yanwang and other Yin gods with the sky eye on his forehead, and he knew whether it was true or not, he was so angry that he waved his trident.A large crack immediately opened on the ground of the hall.

"It's really not a son of man to do such evil things!"

His blow didn't hurt Liu Yanwang and other yin gods. It would be too cheap for them to die so easily if they made such a mistake.He looked at the fighting spirits and said coldly.

"Emperor Dongyue is too busy these days, since the Heavenly Emperor asked me to come and fetch you, then I will not be polite."

Erlang Zhenjun got up and went to the seat of the King of Hades above the main hall, sat down directly with a sword and a golden horse, and wrote the judgment with a pen.

The ghost messengers accepted bribes, worked as a minion for tigers, and entered the volcanic hell.No matter how many gold and silver bribes you have received, you will have to stay in the volcanic hell for as many years as possible to pay off your sins before reincarnating.

That rich man surnamed Yang is full of copper stink, and he even bribed the Yin God, which is extremely vile. He entered the Oil Pot Hell, no matter how many bribes he gave, he would stay in the Oil Pot Hell for as many years as he paid off his sins before reincarnating.

However, Liu Yanwang, the county secretary, the city god, and the judge, as officials, do not seek the welfare of the people, but instead bully good names...

Erlang Zhenjun was writing and suddenly the tip of his pen stopped, and he raised his eyes to look at the Yin Gods in the hall who were in mourning.Then he looked at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan in confusion.

"Strange, didn't you say that the city god was arrested and then went down to the underworld? Then... where is the city god at this moment?"

Looking left and right, I didn't see any trace of Chenghuang?

Oh right, where did Ding Chenghuang go?

Ao Yan was taken aback, then turned to look at Gu Yunchu, and Gu Yunchu was also taken aback, turned to look at Ao Yan.

The two looked at each other for a while, then turned around and ran away in a jerk.

"True Lord, wait a moment!"

"We'll bring people back right away!"

Before they finished speaking, the people had disappeared.

Dongting Dragon Lord looked at Zhenjun Erlang in confusion.

"What's wrong with them? So anxious?"

Erlang Zhenjun was speechless.That's your brother and your brother's confidante, how do they ask me?how could I know?

But speaking of it, Mr. Qiantang and that Miss Gu just acted exactly the same.

Could it be that he could really drink Mr. Qiantang's wedding wine?

At the same time, the two who were thought to have a sense of tacit understanding by Erlang Zhenjun were desperately going in the same direction.They had to be quick, because they hung Ding Chenghuang upside down on a cliff by a river just to be on the safe side.The random rope was not considered strong, and Ding Chenghuang was hung upside down by them, only an arm's length away from the river!

Thinking that the matter would be resolved quickly, they came over to put him down, but they didn't want them to forget about it later.

As for what kind of river is that river?Aren't there only a few rivers in the underworld? !

The blood-yellow water of the Wangchuan River was flowing slowly, and the evil spirits inside were swirled by the whirlpool in the water, howling like a drowning person, stretching out their arms trying to catch something.Red poisonous snakes swim slowly in the water, and black poisonous insects float up and down.It looks lazy.

But in a certain section of the river, these little creatures seemed to be very excited.

In the mountains on the outskirts of the ghost town, under a cliff is the blood-yellow and curved Wangchuan River.On the cliff, a middle-aged man dressed as a city god was hanging upside down, and he was tied around the waist by a hemp rope.He was looking at the river below in horror.The poisonous snakes, venomous insects and evil spirits in the river were very restless when they smelled his breath.

The evil spirits were swept up by the river, they could only grab a few claws up in vain, but those poisonous insects and snakes jumped out of the water, ready to 'kiss' Shangding Chenghuang's fresh and tender flesh.Of course, because the height they can jump is limited, they haven't succeeded yet, but this scene is enough to scare someone's courage.

"Woooooo!"

Don't come here!

Ding Chenghuang's mouth was covered with a cloth, and he couldn't speak at all.He never imagined that he would be in such a situation when he woke up from a coma again.

His tears couldn't stop dripping into the Wangchuan River, really sad and flowing upstream like a river.

Ding Chenghuang: Who said that tears won't stay when you stand upside down?fraud!

Because the situation he saw after waking up was too terrifying, Ding Chenghuang instinctively wanted to struggle, but after struggling a few times, he heard a strange noise, and he actually slid down an inch!

Although it was only an inch, Ding Chenghuang was so scared that he burst into tears again. He tried to look up, and saw a hemp rope tied around his waist, and the other was tied to a dead tree halfway up the cliff. .

Because of his struggle, the dead tree seemed to hold on very reluctantly.It seemed that the next moment he would die on the spot, and he would fall into the Wangchuan River together with him and the tree. From then on, he would only get the "hot kiss" of poisonous insects and snakes in the river every day.

Poisonous snake; & Poisonous insect: Are you moved?

Ding Chenghuang: Don't dare to move, dare not move.

In this way, Ding Chenghuang was hanged for more than an hour in this environment before he was remembered by Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan.

When Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan went to the cliff and looked down, they saw the poisonous snakes and insects in the river constantly jumping up and down, and Ding Chenghuang seemed to be hanging there with his eyes closed, moving with the wind, his body full of muscles Relaxed, with no sadness or joy on his face, like a salted fish about to be dried.Entered the realm of great enlightenment.

Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan bit their ears: "We seem to be a bit late, is this guy okay?"

Ao Yan lowered his head to look at Ding Chenghuang with a peaceful expression: "...There shouldn't be one, right?"

Ding Chenghuang: ...

The case of buying and selling officials is a serious crime and must be investigated strictly. True Monarch Erlang is indeed a god who hates evil and hates enemies. He thinks that the Emperor of Heaven sent him down to discover this matter, so he can't ignore it.So he immediately asked people to strictly investigate Gongsun Xia.

Find out where this grandson came from, and dare to do such a black-hearted business in the underworld.

Ao Yan felt that his mission had been completed, so he wanted to take Gu Yunchu to retreat, but Gu Yunchu thought of something, and immediately rushed to Zhenjun Erlang who was giving orders.

"Zhenjun, actually I still have something to report! I want to sue the underworld government for lax supervision, and let a demon named Yinbaicheng come to the world to cause chaos!"

When Ao Yan heard Gu Yunchu's previous sentence, he thought he had forgotten something, but he didn't expect Gu Yunchu to say this, and immediately looked over in astonishment.

He didn't expect that Gu Yunchu would ask Zhenjun Erlang for help because of this matter. After all, in Ao Yan's concept, he always resists and fights by himself. After all, he is the Lord of Qiantang, and his force value is not bad. up.

But Gu Yunchu didn't think so, she was not born as a dragon like Ao Yan, she was already in the fairy class when she was young, and became Lord Qiantang.In Gu Yunchu's heart, she, Gu Yunchu, is a very good citizen!

And what a good citizen is, is to help others on a daily basis. When encountering such a vicious criminal, immediately call the police and ask the police uncle for help!

What would the world of Liaozhai do without police uncles?Then seek help from Erlang Zhenjun, a great god who knows his reliability as soon as he hears his name!After all, he is a professional in slaying demons and demons!

Upon hearing this, Erlang Zhenjun became interested immediately.He gave a few more instructions, then asked Gu Yunchu to sit down, and explained to him in detail.

Because the King of Hades in the ghost city was pulled down, Zhenjun Erlang temporarily requisitioned the Hall of King of Hades, and they are currently in the inner hall behind.

Gu Yunchu sat opposite Zhenjun Erlang, and Dongting Dragon Lord and Qiantang Lord who had left first did not leave for the time being, and found seats to sit down.

"It's a long story, and I have to start with the fact that I accidentally discovered something about making animals."

"In the beginning, I just wanted to save people, but I didn't want to follow the clues... Finally, I found that demon market..."

"I turned into a donkey on purpose and got in that demon market... and the owner of that demon market is Yin Baicheng..."

"The situation at that time was extremely dangerous, Zhenjun, you don't know, that Yin Baicheng has such a big tone, not only did he want to eat me, an innocent and helpless little donkey, he also ate the food in the bowl, Thinking of what's in the pot, secretly coveting Ao Yan's body, saying that dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground!"

"In the end, we worked hard, soaked in blood, and died several times, and finally defeated the Yin Baicheng, but we didn't think that he was out of his body, got into the underworld and ran away! But fortunately, the remaining ghosts did not escape. "

Zhenjun Erlang slapped the table angrily.

"These monsters actually feed on people, even children, it's abominable!"

Then he affirmed Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan.

"You guys are doing a good job! When you encounter such a heinous ghost, you must not let it go!"

Dongting Dragon Lord was shocked and distressed when he heard it, and couldn't help but look at his younger brother.

You didn't tell me about this clearly, so that he, the big brother, didn't know how dangerous you were at that time.My younger brother was actually targeted by a perverted monster who likes to eat dragon meat!

Ao Yan: ...Although what Yun Chu said seems to be the case, I always feel that something is wrong, especially the one who covets his body... Uh, did this really happen at that time?

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Gu Yunchu said seriously.

"At that time, I felt it was a pity to let that guy run away. I didn't think we would meet again soon. At that time, Ao Yan and I went to a barren mountain and found Yilanruo Temple."

"... There is a Rakshasa ghost and a 1000-year-old tree demon inside. They are extremely vicious. Not only did the female ghosts come to seduce the men who were traveling with us, but the Rakshasa ghost even turned into a white-faced scholar in the middle of the night to look for them. fucked me..."

"But I know that the quality of the soul is more important than anything else. I am definitely not the guy who can't walk when he sees a good-looking skin and is fascinated by beauty! So I firmly rejected him, and the Raksha ghost became angry. , and this revealed the truth..."

"First I severely injured the Rakshasa ghost... Then I found him the next day and killed the Rakshasa ghost... Afterwards, I fought with the tree demon grandma. After the tree demon grandma fled in embarrassment, she found his master ... Zhenjun's guess is right, his master is Yin Baicheng! It's a pity that the dryad grandma never thought that Yin Baicheng's methods would be so vicious."

"...In the end, I almost exhausted the poisonous blood all over my body, and then poisoned the body of the dryad's grandmother, but the Yinbaicheng was extremely cunning, and escaped again."

System sister: Still not fascinated by beauty?Firmly rejected him?You felt your conscience and said that you really rejected the Rakshasa ghost because you were not fascinated by beauty, and not because the person outside the door is not the beautiful lady you like?

It's really Yan Wang who posted a notice, full of nonsense!

Erlang Zhenjun slapped the table full of anger.

"This kind of monster is the most cunning, but I found out today, I will not spare him!"

Gu Yunchu gritted his teeth.

"After that, we fought for the third time... I followed the banshee Yulan and finally found the hiding place of Yin Baicheng's body, and only then did I know his identity. Of course, the most terrifying thing is the conspiracy and ambition of Yin Baicheng. Your Majesty You know what the first thing that banshee Yulan said when she saw that Yinbaicheng?"

True Lord Erlang naturally doesn't know.

"That banshee just opened her mouth and shouted, within the Three Realms, I am the only one who is invincible, the master of demons and ghosts, Wencheng Wude, for thousands of years, unifying the Three Realms!"

Gu Yunchu felt indignant that evil spirits were about to bring chaos to the world, and evil spirits wanted to harm the common people.

"It was only later that I discovered that the first sentence that Yin Baicheng told his subordinates to see him had to be this. Zhenjun, tell me, this is what he, a little demon, can say, such arrogant words, Doesn’t it just explain his ambition and ambition?! Such a monster, if he is allowed to develop like this, wouldn’t it be a matter of time before he would cause chaos in the Three Realms?”

Ao Yan: ...the feeling of something wrong increased.

The younger sister of the system said speechlessly: [Can we stop blowing nonsense?Can't you get closer to the facts in what you described? 】

Gu Yunchu said confidently: [Where is it not true?Which sentence I said is a lie?Can you point it out for me? 】

When the system sister heard it, she was about to point it out immediately, but when she got to her mouth, she suddenly realized that she really couldn't find a word that was wrong.Is it wrong for Yulan to open her mouth and shout that the Lord of the Hundred Demons and Ghosts of Yin City will rule the Three Realms?That's right, that's what she said.

Is it wrong for Yin Baicheng to secretly let his subordinates shout that he will unify the Three Realms when they see him?That's right, that's what he did, and Gu Yunchu really made this discovery after prying into his dream.

Taking a closer look, it seems that even a single punctuation mark of Gu Yunchu's entire article is correct.

The whole story feels wrong, but the younger sister of the system who can't find out a single mistake: ... I'm really convinced.Now, a scapegoat is firmly pinned on Yin Baicheng's head.

The most frightening thing is that, after taking a closer look at it now, Gu Yunchu just casually threw out the slogan of unifying the three realms. From the beginning to the end, it was Yin Baicheng's cleverness who flew up to catch the scapegoat, cheerfully Press it tightly on your forehead, no one can shake it!

Sure enough, Immediately, Zhenjun Erlang slapped the table furiously.

"Little demon, how dare you speak wild words?!"

After listening to Gu Yunchu's words, Erlang Zhenjun couldn't bear it any longer, and got up immediately to take people to the deepest part of the underworld to see what kind of thing that Yinbai City is!

At the same time, with a click, the fragile table finally couldn't bear the heavy blows one after another, and fell apart with hatred.