Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

The old woman was taken aback, and looked at the monster with green skin and green hair.

"So you are Mao Xiaolu?!"

A big fat frog like a big table quickly looked towards Chen Su and Ao Yan with its bulging frog eyes, and finally fell on Ao Yan. It was clearly a frog face, but it revealed indescribable anger and a trace of anger. Deep greed.

"Since she is Mao Xiaolu, then you must not be a relative of Mr. Muhe Lulong at all, but Mr. Qiantang!"

Recalling that he was fooled around by these three guys just now, the old frog was angry and scared at the same time.

"Unexpectedly, the majestic Qiantang Dragon Lord has lost all face and came to lie to me like an old frog!"

Ao Yan replied calmly.

"The dragon clan is related to each other, and I also stayed in Muhe. I said that I have a relationship with Lord Lulong of Muhe. How can this be a lie?"

But Gu Yunchu keenly discovered another thing.

"It seems that you know quite a lot. Not only can you recognize me, Mao Xiaolu, but you can also know that Mao Xiaolu and Lord Qiantang are inseparable."

At this moment, she stared at the old frog with a pair of narrowed eyes.

"I just don't know if you heard it from hearsay or from Yin Baicheng."

"Are these important?"

The old frog looked deeply at the little green-skinned monster, as if he wanted to penetrate her skin, penetrate her flesh and blood, and look into her bones.

The treasure that even Yin Baicheng wanted was in this person's body.Although he didn't know exactly what it was, the treasure that Yin Baicheng could think of to get, the one that could reshape his body, must be extraordinary!

He has been in this realm for hundreds of years. Wasn't it just for a breakthrough when he hooked up with Yin Baicheng before?

He wants to go further, he wants to become a fairy and a Buddha.I want to live as long as the heavens and the earth, and shine as the sun and the moon!

And as long as he swallowed this guy, as long as he got that treasure, he might be able to ascend in the daytime and become a generation of demon immortals.Once again, his strength has improved rapidly. At that time, why should he bow his knees to Yin Baicheng for that little profit? !

Gu Yunchu's eyes turned cold.

"Of course it's important. In my opinion, it's far more important than your life."

"is it?"

It's not speculative, and the old frog saw the situation changing, which seemed to be unfavorable to his own side, but this time he didn't dodge any more, but took the initiative to attack Gu Yunchu and the others.

The wound on his back was still bleeding, but his heart was getting hotter.

He has lived for thousands of years, but because of his lack of aptitude, he has been able to live in a corner for so many big monsters in the past thousand years. It is because of his prudence that he has survived until now and has not turned into charcoal. Frog, but at this moment... Seeing that the hope of becoming an immortal that has been persistent for thousands of years is close in front of him, even if he is as cautious and timid as him, the greedy desire in his heart can't help but grow when the wind blows!

【What is this old shameless guy looking at? 】

Gu Yunchu dodged the old frog's overwhelming pressure, and saw the old frog's bulging eyes immediately turned back and stared at him accurately, and was immediately disgusted by the other's wolf-like gaze.

The younger sister of the system thought about it carefully and said decisively.

【Oops, this look... This old frog probably has a crush on you, and is greedy for your body! 】

Gu Yunchu recalled the horror gardener's "beauty of the country and the city": [... Do you have any misunderstanding about the appearance of your character cards?It's too popular, hey! 】

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During the fight, Gu Yunchu clearly felt the old frog's targeting of him, and the old frog's faintly increased attack power.Apparently the old frog has been hiding his strength just now, regardless of whether his youngest son was arrested, his descendants were beaten, and the temple was kicked, he saved a hand, but at this moment the old frog doesn't want to save any more.

The old frog, who was hit by Gu Yunchu's scissors again and almost cut his belly, looked at Gu Yunchu and the others viciously.

"I have always valued peace, and I didn't want to embarrass you, but you forced me to do this!"

Ao Yan sneered. "If there is a move, let's talk nonsense."

"Okay, I kindly spared your lives, and you still think I'm afraid of you!"

The old frog roared in anger.

"Children and grandchildren, follow me to quickly form an array!"

"Yes!"

"Cuck!"

All the transformed and non-transfigured ones responded, and then the several transformed men and women in Tsing Yi jumped into the air, and when they landed again, they had already changed back to their frog prototypes.Even the old woman was no exception. Her prototype was about the same size as the old frog, both of which were the size of a table.

These frogs must have been rehearsing for a long time, and now they are very familiar with the changes. Two old frogs stopped Gu Yunchu and others, and the rest of the frogs took their positions in the blink of an eye.If you look down from the sky, you will see these frogs as green dots, with faint green lights jumping and sliding across green arcs.These green lines are looming, forming an exquisite formation!

Old Frog: "Let's go big!"

All the frogmen stood up and roared angrily.

"Quack quack! Quack quack!"

Gu Yunchu immediately clenched the scissors and wanted to see what they were going to do. If the situation was wrong, she would change the card immediately.

Unexpectedly, when I looked at it, I saw the two old frogs lying on the ground shouting.

"bye!"

So those frogs immediately knelt down like people, and bowed down to Gu Yunchu and the others.A big gift that is solid and five-body prostration.

Standing in the formation is like Gu Yunchu who is facing the enemy:? ? ?

Ah... this is your trick?

Could it be that your trick is called instant skating and kneeling?

As long as I kneel fast enough, death can't catch up with me?

The younger sister of the system said deeply: [Think about the good, maybe they just want to wish you an early year? 】

Gu Yunchu: ...

At this moment, a dense fog gradually diffused from the formation, but Gu Yunchu and others in the formation seemed to be invisible. They only felt that their bodies became heavy, as if they had become ordinary mortals.

A sneer flashed in the old frog's eyes.Shout out to my old wife.

"Goodbye!"

The eyes of Gu Yunchu and the others began to loosen.

Those frogs immediately gave Gu Yunchu and others a solid knock again.

"Three thanks!"

Goodbye frogs.

The eyes of Gu Yunchu and others were completely lost and returned to chaos.Standing in place like a puppet off-string.

The old frog didn't think it was enough, he bit the tip of his tongue, spit out a mouthful of blood, and the faintly visible formation immediately became brighter again.

His old wife followed suit and also added another mouthful of blood.

It takes a huge amount of mana to supply the formation, and now they spit out precious blood. The two old frogs looked a little sluggish, lying motionless in the center of the formation, while the rest of the frogs also remained motionless, as if The two frog stone statues in the previous frog temple are average.

The originally lively battlefield suddenly fell silent, but the frogs knew that this was not the end, they had to kill these three people in the illusion to be considered a success.

Fortunately, it's not difficult. No one can survive in their family's phantom formation, even Mr. Qiantang... Hehe, the Dragon Lord, who is only a sinner and has no strength, will surely die In their hands!

"bye!"

"Goodbye!"

"Three thanks!"

What are you praying for?What thanks?

Gu Yunchu only felt that his mind was muddled, as if the chaos had reopened at the beginning of the world.

Then her consciousness began to slowly wake up.The noisy voice quickly disappeared, and slowly turned into a soft and sharp voice.

"Bow... a bow to heaven and earth!"

Gu Yunchu slowly opened her eyes, but found that her eyes were black and red. She blinked her eyes, only to realize that she lowered her head. It seemed to be covered with a piece of red cloth, and the edges seemed to be embroidered with exquisite patterns with gold thread.

And when she lowered her head, she could see that she was wearing an extremely gorgeous red wedding dress, and the red embroidered shoes on her feet were actually embroidered with gold and silver threads with a hundred birds and phoenixes, and at the same time, they were inlaid with many round and pure white pearls.

She was holding a red silk in her hand.The end of the red silk moved, and she subconsciously straightened up due to the force.

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

The somewhat elevated female voice sounded again.

Gu Yunchu mechanically bent down again, noticing the golden step hanging down from her head and the rubies inlaid on it, she suddenly opened her eyes wide.

Fuck... No wonder the head is so heavy, are these pure gold?

Calculated according to this weight, wouldn't she have a house on her head?

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Wait, wait, is this the time to call for this?

Gu Yunchu, please be more sober, so what is the situation?

As a hard-working worker, shouldn't she still be working overtime in the company, secretly moving bricks in an attempt to impress everyone? !

Why did it happen in the blink of an eye... In terms of jargon, it should be considered time travel, right?

Gu Yunchu's heart skipped a beat. Wouldn't the country that she worked so hard for in the company be gone?

The numbers in her passbook are really cold numbers to her now, poor mobile payment era, she has never even seen the faces of these money!

Of course, the worst thing is that she was optimistic about a real estate near the mountains and rivers, and she was going to save money to buy it, but now... Now go find that piece of land and buy it as a cemetery. If you are lucky, you should be able to dig it up by the developer of that real estate come out.

Gu Yunchu's face darkened.Speaking of which, the land is surrounded by mountains and rivers, so Fengshui should be very good for a cemetery, right?

"Bye husband and wife!"

Gu Yunchu held the red silk tightly in his hand.After bowing down again, I finally realized another terrifying question.

She is getting married now, so she can't get married by herself.So who is the guy next to her who is worshiping her?

"Send to the bridal chamber!"

The red silk in Gu Yunchu's hand stretched straight. It was obvious that the groom was pulling the red silk away, so she could only be carried forward with this force.

But because she is a modern person, she is not used to the threshold of this era, and because she was absent-minded, she felt her foot hit something after walking a few steps, and she staggered forward.

"Be careful."

A cool and magnetic voice came.

Gu Yunchu only felt a strong arm wrap around him.

At that moment, the world seemed to slow down.The red hijab on the bride's head fell slowly, and the handsome groom put his arms around the bride's slender waist, his footsteps moved slightly, and brought her a magic power of love to circle around to stabilize his figure.

The bride raised her head, her white neck was as slender as a swan, the beaded emerald hairpin on her head swayed slightly, and those beautiful and lively almond eyes looked at the groom in surprise.

And the groom looked down at her, his eyes full of tenderness.

"Are you okay?"

Gu Yunchu: "No... nothing."

She looked at the man in front of her, and saw him with broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs from that handsome face.My heart was pounding.

At that moment, she finally understood the meaning of love at first sight... Ahem, love at first sight.

"Why did the hijab fall off? It seems that the gods are thinking that our new couple will move on to the next step quickly, but this is not possible. We haven't entered the bridal chamber yet, so quickly put the hijab on."

Dressed festively, the handsome matchmaker picked up the red hijab and patted it on, then covered Gu Yunchu again.

"Why don't the groom quickly bring the bride in? By the way, be careful not to let the bride fall."

"I know."

As soon as the groom finished speaking, he suddenly reached out and hugged the bride who had put on the hijab again.A smile curled up at the corner of his mouth.

"That way you won't be able to fall."

Gu Yunchu's face turned red.

Damn, this guy is so good at it!

In this way, Gu Yunchu was led all the way into the bridal chamber.Put it on the bed.Her hijab was then removed.I saw the handsome groom again.

Gu Yunchu looked up at him. She didn't know much, but she had watched costume dramas. It shouldn't be time to lift her hijab at this time, right?

The groom didn't seem to think there was any problem with this, he just said to her familiarly and intimately.

"If you're hungry, eat something to fill your stomach. I specially prepared your favorite pine nut candy, and I'll keep it for you to eat."

Then the bridegroom gave a few more instructions before going out to greet the guests.

Gu Yunchu looked at the groom's back and blinked.Eyes full of tangles.

She was not in the mood to look at this antique and exquisite room, but just sat down at the table and picked up a piece of pine nut candy to eat.

How did she cross over?

Could it be that her operation of wanting to kill her colleagues angered some gods?

Speaking of which, what happened just now, isn't the magic of love going around in circles only in TV dramas?

Could it be that what she traveled through was not a serious world, but a puppet show?

[Gu Yunchu...]

So the question is, what to do now?

She didn't know what was wrong, although she just met and heard a few words from him, the joy in her heart seemed to be overflowing.She actually had the illusion that she liked that man for a long time.

But the point is, she is not a real bride either.That man must really like the bride, right?

What's the point of her crossing a leg halfway?She's not an octopus!

[Gu Yunchu...]

Besides...maybe the magic power of love just now made her dizzy, but in fact he looks...that's it.

The face is like sliced ​​noodles, the nose is too straight, and it grows too high.

Gu Yunchu recalled the groom's handsome face and thought guiltily.In the end, she firmly believed that she must not marry the other party, but... the problem is, she doesn't know where the bride is?Would it embarrass the other party if they escaped marriage?It seems that their family is quite rich and powerful.

[Gu Yunchu! ! ! 】

[Ouch, shit! 】

Gu Yunchu was startled by the scream, and hurriedly stood up and looked around vigilantly.

"Where are the demons talking?!"

The younger sister of the system who didn't get a response after shouting more than a dozen times snorted coldly: 【I'm Daddy! 】

Gu Yunchu blinked and said sincerely. "That's not right. You and me sound like a woman's voice. If it's my mother, I still believe it."

System sister: ...

[If you don't wake up again, don't talk about being a Gucci frog or a sad frog, you will become a dead frog. 】

Gu Yunchu was probably at a loss because of the current situation, so he spoke quickly.

"What about frogs and frogs? By the way, are you today's bride? I guarantee that I don't have any covetous thoughts about your man. If you know something, tell me quickly, otherwise what will happen to the wedding night in the bridal chamber today? I'm not that kind of old-fashioned critic, I'm a woman who's not afraid to be broken into pieces, and stay innocent in the world!'【Note 1】”

While talking, she cheered up her heart. That's right, she is such a woman with noble integrity, and she will never be greedy for the body of a strange man!

However, as soon as she said this, she found that the crisp baby voice was silent for a long time, and then she saw a game light screen suddenly appear in front of her eyes.Several ugly character cards quickly slid across the light screen.In an instant, the memory covered by the mist began to recover.

The younger sister of the system said lightly: [Are you awake? 】

Gu Yunchu: [... sober. 】

The younger sister of the system, who knew her personality better than Gu Yunchu himself, sneered: [I don't have any intention of coveting a certain man?Not an old color batch?You are not afraid of being smashed to pieces, but you want to stay innocent in the world?Ah! 】

Gu Yunchu silently covered his face.

Everything, stop scolding, stop scolding, leave her some pants!

Then she opened her eyes and looked around, a golden light flashed in her eyes, and she saw that the room looked beautiful, but the edges were a little illusory, and white mist billowed faintly under her feet.

[So these are hallucinations? 】

Gu Yunchu frowned. The last time he performed illusion in Hu's house, he was beaten bloody by those fox soldiers with grass blades, but he didn't want to fall into this illusion again this time.

And no matter how you look at it, this illusion array is much more advanced than the last illusion.

She had clearly come to her senses, but she still hadn't broken through the illusion.She guessed that it would take some effort to break through.

Thinking so, Gu Yunchu hurriedly lifted the corner of his skirt to find Ao Yan who was drinking outside.She was going to leave the door, but was stopped just as she opened the door.

"How can the bride come out? Go back quickly. Put on the hijab quickly."

"But what's the matter? Just talk to me."

Gu Yunchu looked sideways at the two people who were speaking. To be precise, they were not human.

The maid on the left is dressed up, but the edges of her body are illusory with mist coming out, while the other... has no human shape at all, just a big frog standing upright.

Gu Yunchu narrowed his eyes, and then smiled, expressing that he was a little thirsty, but there was no tea in the room.

The big frog immediately smiled and said that it was easy, and she immediately brought tea.

Gu Yunchu nodded, and returned to the room. After a while, the big frog brought hot tea, and then retreated.

Gu Yunchu then opened the window to check, but was suddenly shocked to find that it was already dark outside.

what happened?

Obviously it was still daytime when she visited the church just now.

Could it be that there is also a problem with the time flow of this illusion?

Gu Yunchu thought: 【Speaking of which, what is the basis of this illusion?Why did Ao Yan and I pay homage to get married? 】

The younger sister of the system laughed at her knowingly and asked: 【Illusions are mostly generated by the desire of the human heart, what do you think? 】

Gu Yunchu touched his chin, pretending to be disgusted.

[Ao Yan is also true, he hasn't confessed to me yet, but in the end he thought about cooking raw rice, this man... tsk tsk, not serious. 】

【...Let me remind you, you are not much better, after all, Ao Yan wants to break his head, it is impossible to think of the magic power of love spinning around. 】

The system sister paused.

[But to be honest, I didn't expect you to have such a taste. 】

Gu Yunchu who was a bit ashamed was rare: ...Don't pick it up, don't pick it up, you already said to leave her a pair of pants!

Suddenly, the door was pushed open.She turned her head and saw Ao Yan, who smelled of alcohol, was walking slowly towards her in a bright red robe.

I don't know if it's because of drinking or something else, but at this moment his face doesn't have the indifference of the past, but his handsome face is blushing, and his pair of phoenix eyes are looking deeply at his wife in front of the window.He showed a shallow smile, like an iceberg just melting, and called out slowly.

"Yunchu."

It was only two words, but when it came out from between his lips and teeth, there was a different lingering feeling.

Gu Yunchu missed a beat and froze in place.Ao Yan approached her step by step.Slowly brushing a lock of her sideburns behind her ears, she picked up the jug and poured the wine into the two jade cups.

Ao Yan picked up a wine glass and handed it to Gu Yunchu.

"Yunchu, come here."

Seeing that Gu Yunchu was still in a daze, he patiently smiled and said again.

"Yunchu?"

"Huh? Oh! Oh!"

Gu Yunchu subconsciously took the wine glass and wanted to drink it.In the end, Ao Yan grabbed her wrist in a funny way.Arms interlaced with hers.

"No, drink like this."

The two stood very close, as if their breaths were intertwined.

Gu Yunchu drank the wine in a daze.It feels like just this small glass of wine is going to make me drunk.Looking at Ao Yan's handsome face, she couldn't help swallowing.I just feel dry mouth.

【That... Do you still remember that you said that you are not afraid of being smashed to pieces, and you want to stay innocent in the world? 】

The system sister hesitated.

[You still remember... right? 】

She didn't wait for Gu Yunchu's answer,

At the same time, Ao Yan put down his wine glass, and looked at Gu Yunchu with a hint of drunken eyes.

"Yunchu, it's already late at night, since we've finished drinking the wine, shall we rest?"

"An...Anxie? How to rest?"

Gu Yunchu was not as eloquent as usual at this moment, he almost bit his tongue while speaking.

Ao Yan looked at the beautiful bride in front of him, and the joy and happiness in his mind had already overwhelmed everything else. As the saying goes, if you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk, or if you are drunk, you will be cowardly. In short, Ao Yan looked at Gu Yunchu who was stunned in front of him, I just think it looks cute and happy.

So he lowered his head and sealed the small mouth that opened and closed.

A panicked sob sounded, and then weakened again. The red candle slowly slid a drop of candle tears, and it took a long time for the silhouettes of the two people in front of the window to separate.

Ao Yan had brought him to the bedside at some point, he took Gu Yunchu's hand and pressed it on his lapel, and said in a hoarse voice.

"On the wedding night in the bridal chamber, you can rest as you think you should."

Gu Yunchu's eyes were moist, and his lips were slightly swollen, panting.His eyes were blurred as if they were out of focus.

"I think……"

With a slight push of her hand, Ao Yan fell on the bed, her pair of phoenix eyes still staring at her tightly.Seeing Gu Yunchu walking towards him slowly, his eyes became deeper and deeper.

But at this moment.Gu Yunchu quickly picked up the red hijab on the bed and covered Ao Yan's big face.

"I don't think so. Don't look at me as an old-fashioned pervert, but I'm actually pure love! The kind who carries color cards with me!"

After she finished speaking in one breath, she rushed to the table and poured herself a cup of herbal tea.Finding that one cup was not enough, he immediately picked up the teapot on the table and poured it fiercely at himself.

【Phew, it's really thrilling. I didn't expect that Ao Yan would have such a lustful side in the illusion, and he was almost captured by this little fairy.Fortunately, I was strong-willed and held my ground.How about it, all, do you look at me with admiration? ! 】

Although she is in the body of Yan Aoyan, but now it is an illusion, everything is an illusion, and Ao Yan is not as good as her system and merit protection, obviously does not know the current situation, and her mind is confused by the illusion, if she really treats others In this way, isn't that just taking advantage of others?

Speaking of taking advantage, Gu Yunchu smacked his mouth.

Then he realized what he was doing, and quickly poured himself another sip of herbal tea.

Then, finding that the system sister didn't reply, she spoke again in doubt.

【all?all? 】

After confirming that the system sister hadn't spoken, Gu Yunchu immediately frowned, and quickly called up the game panel to check the situation, only to see the latest system message displayed.

According to the privacy agreement, the system has entered the small black room.We sincerely promise that we will absolutely protect the privacy of every player!

Gu Yunchu froze in place.Look at this time?Is it time to gnaw each other's lips?

【Hey, hurry up and let all my family out, I didn't do anything.I'm innocent, okay?Quickly release everything to me! 】

What a joke, if the system's younger sister is locked in a small dark room, then she will do everything if she did nothing!Leave her a dress, please!

But at this moment, the drunken Ao Yan came over and put his arms around her waist from behind, resting his head on her shoulder and said aggrievedly.

"Today is our wedding night, Yunchu, what are you doing?"

On the light screen, the system program automatically detects and releases a message.

After testing, the current situation belongs to the content of the privacy regulations, and the player's application was rejected.Also please players please respect yourself.

As soon as the words "please respect yourself" came out, it seemed that Gu Yunchu was a pervert who had a special hobby and liked to be watched by others. Her pounding heart suddenly felt as if a pot of cold water had been poured down, and she was as quiet as a chicken.

She calmly pushed away Ao Yan behind her.Seriously.

"Benefactor, please respect yourself!"