Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Gu Yunchu told the old couple of Wang's family about this matter, firstly because they have the right to know, and secondly because he wanted to ask their opinion whether they should make a big fuss.

Gu Yunchu wanted to make a big fuss, after all, what his grandson Chu did was so shameless, so he was still a celebrity?Hey shit, leaving a stink for thousands of years is his proper destination!

But after all, this is a family matter of the Wang family, so we must be considerate of the victim's feelings, after all, some people don't want things to become serious.

But obviously, the Wang family is rich and powerful, and they are very tough. Master Wang said on the spot that they would make a big fuss!

As the saying goes, endure for a while, the more you think about it, the more you lose, take a step back, and the more you think about it, the more angry you get!His family took care of this matter from the beginning to the end, and he was not afraid of the shadow when he was upright!

With the Wang family's words, Gu Yunchu no longer hesitated, let go of his hands and feet and worked hard.

After a while.The old couple of the Wang family led a group of servants and followed Gu Yunchu and others to the Sun's house in a mighty manner.Unexpectedly, on the way, they met the Sun family members who were rushing to Wang's house.

There was also a mother-in-law Ma among the Sun family, holding some old clothes in her hand.

That Aunt Sun was already crying and her eyes were red, but after seeing the old couple of the Wang family, she hurried forward and said.

"Master Wang, we are going to look for you. Our family Zichu lost his soul today, and it seems that he is in your house. Please let us call for the soul so that he can be rescued!"

Fearing that Mr. Wang would not believe it, the Sun family on one side added in a hurry, saying that they followed Grandma Ma's words and pushed Sun Zichu hard for a long time before they woke him up for a while. The soul is in Abona.

Because of the strange incident of the Sun family today, the neighbors who couldn't help but come over to watch the excitement couldn't help looking at the Wang family with surprised eyes.After all, Sun Tzuchu's soul is with Miss Abao?It's hard not to think of men and women being ambiguous.

Master Wang's complexion darkened.He raised his hand and pushed Aunt Sun away who was grabbing his sleeve.

"I was going to settle accounts with your family, but you came to my house, okay, okay, just tell me clearly, what kind of magic did that grandson Chu learn to come to my house, intending to harm my daughter!"

Mrs. Wang scolded angrily.

"Fortunately, there was an expert who couldn't see that grandson Chu's wolf behavior and stopped him! My son was kept innocent, but he didn't want that grandson Chu to use a demon to get into my daughter's body! Such a vile appearance is in vain as a son of man. If you don’t give us an explanation, our royal family will never give up!”

Mrs. Wang was obviously more organized than what Mr. Wang said, and she spread the matter out at once, first explaining that her daughter was innocent and suffered an innocent disaster, and then pointed the finger at the Sun family.

The neighbors, who were listening to the excitement with their ears pricked up, were startled. Didn't Sun Tzuchu lose his soul, and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead on the bed?

Why is it now that Sun Tzu is an envoy of Chu who harms people with demon methods?

Of course the Sun family would not recognize such a big hat.Aunt Sun pointed her finger at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan in the crowd.Gritting his teeth angrily.

"We blamed you for what happened before, and we have already apologized, why do you still hold grudges and framed my family Zichu!"

Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows.

"Evidence is necessary in everything, but your family always seems to like slanderers with empty teeth. Fortunately, I don't know such people. We have evidence. And this evidence is in your Sun's family! How dare you let us go Let's see what happened?"

Master Wang yelled: "That's right, do you dare to ask us to investigate?"

Seeing the change in the eyes of everyone looking at their Sun family, Aunt Sun hurriedly pulled Granny Ma and said.

"Grandma Ma, you have powerful spells. We don't believe those two nonsense foreigners, but we believe you. Tell me quickly, can my son Chu know how to use demon magic? How can he use demon magic to kill a chicken? Use sorcery to harm people!"

Granny Ma ignored her, and looked at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan with muddy but wise eyes.Suddenly said.

"Sun Tzuchu's dementia is indeed strange, but I did not detect any evil in him."

Gu Yunchu smiled.

"Perhaps, you'll know if you keep watching. Anyway, that grandson Chu won't die for a while, and if his sorcery is broken, he can still return to his soul."

Granny Ma nodded, Aunt Sun knew that she was wronged to call her son a hundred times, and it is useless now.So she negotiated terms with the Wang family.She can ask the Wang family to search, but if nothing is found, the Wang family must also ask the Sun family to call for the soul!

The door of the Sun family that had just been locked was opened.

"Check it, check it, I'll see what you can find out!"

Aunt Sun sneered.

"Our Sun family has been in the town for so many years, and we have always been innocent. You don't believe my family, but you believe the words of two foreigners!"

The Sun family and the Wang family walked through the street in such a mighty manner, attracting many onlookers. For a while, the outside of the Sun family was once again surrounded by people eating melons.

The Sun family knows their own family affairs. Their family was originally a farming and studying heirloom. Later, they moved to the town.It's just ridiculous.

Gu Yunchu walked into Sun Zichu's study room, which was almost exactly the same as the scene in his dream.But Sun Tzuchu's body was not here, he was still lying half dead in the bedroom.

There is no need for Gu Yunchu to remind, the study is so big, the servants of the Wang family searched it, and soon found the box, opened it, and found the talisman paper and grass-woven birds and kittens in it!

The beard of the old man of the Wang family was trembling.Throw the box on the table.

"Tell me, what are these?!"

Aunt Sun was taken aback for a moment, but soon remembered that she had seen this talisman paper, and hurriedly defended herself.

"This talisman, Zichu, told me that someone gave him a marriage talisman to protect the marriage. Has anyone ever asked for a few talismans to protect the safety and the marriage? How could this be a sorcery?"

Granny Ma walked over to take a closer look, her eyes fixed.

"This is indeed a marriage talisman, but it's not an ordinary marriage talisman, but a marriage acacia talisman."

She explained in detail.

Ordinary marriage talismans are normal, but the marriage acacia talisman, as a variant of the marriage talisman, is extremely evil.It is often used by unscrupulous people to manipulate others. With this talisman, you can confuse the men and women you are targeting to have sex with yourself.

There are many effects, some confuse people's minds, some make people regard the person who cast the curse as a loved one, and some make people feel like a mid-spring medicine.

This kind of evil sorcery is very complicated, and Granny Ma doesn't know what kind of effect this marriage amulet has, and whether it is the reason why Sun Zichu and Miss Abao are now like this.

Fortunately, there is another Ao Yan here, he has seen this kind of talisman before.

Write the birth date on the talisman, or wrap hair or nails and other things, and then show your face in front of that person, then at night, the user can have sex with that person in a dream.The person who is recruited will only think that he is dreaming.

"So, I probably understand."

Granny Ma heard this.suddenly realized.

"Sun Zichu's horoscope is too light. He used this talisman. It was just a careless move, and his soul ran away with him!"

As for the birds and kittens in the box, the two of them couldn't see anything special about them, they only felt that the blades of grass used for weaving were not ordinary grass.

Gu Yunchu raised his chin slightly.He looked at Aunt Sun coldly.

"Now, what do you have to say?"

Aunt Sun is still stubborn.

"Someone gave it to my family, Zichu. He didn't know in advance that it was a harmful thing. Besides, the hair looks like this. Who can be sure that this is that Abao's hair! Although our family is not as noble as the Wang family. Dahu, that is also a scholarly family, and my family, Zichu, is a celebrity! The calligraphers in this area can't walk without seeing a prettier little girl!"

Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows.

Good fellow, you have promoted the Sun family and her son again, and also belittled Miss Abao, who is just a 'beautiful little girl' by the way, this aunt is quite good at teasing!

Fortunately, this problem is easy to solve.

Many small folk spells require people's birth date or hair, nails and so on.

Granny Ma got Miss A Bao's birthday horoscope from Mrs. Wang, and used a little magic in reverse, and quickly determined that the hair belonged to Miss A Bao.

Compared with the Sun family, who have been saying their family is innocent for so many years, it is obvious that a respected old man like Granny Ma is more trusted by the neighbors.

At the same time, Granny Ma used the Marriage and Acacia Talisman to summon her soul again. It didn't take long before she forcibly summoned Sun Zichu's soul back.In the blink of an eye, there was only a moan from the bedroom next door.

When Gu Yunchu and others went to look at it, the grandson Chu really woke up, but after sitting up with a pale complexion, he actually bent over to face the bedside and vomited.

Stealing incense and jade failed, but grandson Chu who ate a catty in his dream: Vomit!vomit!vomit!

The sour smell instantly filled the whole room, and everyone hurriedly pinched their noses and retreated.Only Mrs. Sun loved her son eagerly, rushed in and asked him what was wrong and if he felt uncomfortable, she wanted to see a doctor.

It's okay if you don't ask, but when you ask, Sun Zichu immediately recalls the details of the dream.Immediately his complexion turned pale again.

vomit~

At this time, a little maid from the Wang family happily went to the Sun's house to report to the old man and his wife, and Miss Abao woke up!

Gu Yunchu pinched his nose and looked into the room.

"Now you are indisputable, right? It doesn't matter whether your son knew about it or not. As the saying goes, a gentleman can't mess with his arms. If he doesn't want to, his soul will follow Miss Abao home all the way, and even try to occupy Miss Abao. Cheap, even when he was beaten by me, he even knew how to turn into a bird and hide in Miss Abao's body. Is this something that an ordinary person can know? I think he knows it clearly even if he doesn't know evil methods You can’t say what kind of deal you made with the evil spirits in private! Such a guy with a wolf’s heart, vicious thoughts, despicable viciousness, you have the nerve to say that he is innocent? I think even your hut is worse than that. He is clean!"

The surrounding neighbors nodded their heads one after another.

"well said!"

"I didn't expect this grandson Chu to be such a person!"

"He cut off his finger before, I thought this person was a bit crazy!"

"This kind of guy who harms people with evil methods and tries to tarnish a woman's innocence must be severely punished!"

"Why don't you report to the officer?"

"Yes, yes, report to the officer! Report to the officer! Take him to prison!"

Sun Tzuchu vomited until he heard this and hurriedly said.

"You can't report to the officials! You can't report to the officials! Why do you report to the officials to arrest me?"

Master Wang laughed angrily.

"Why? Just rely on you to harm people with demonic methods!"

Sun Tzu shrank his neck.

"I...I didn't."

Anyway, it was her own son, no matter how much Aunt Sun believed in her son, she could see something was wrong at this moment.She held her son in disbelief.

"Son, tell mother, what's the matter with the talisman paper and hair hidden in the box in your study? Is the one who gave you the marriage talisman a human or a ghost? Are you..."

Do you know what you have done?

Sun Zichu shook his head frantically.

"I didn't, I didn't, I didn't do anything."

Seeing that his mother didn't believe him, he suddenly pushed her away.

"You don't believe me? You don't believe me?"

"Even your mother can see that you have a guilty conscience, are you still quibbling?"

Gu Yunchu sneered.

"Hurry up, who gave you that talisman, hurry up and tell me!"

"I don't know, I don't."

His expression became more and more crazy, he looked around in panic, and ran out suddenly.

"No, this is a dream, I must still be in the dream, it's all a dream!"

Yes, this must be a dream. After waking up from the dream, he is still that celebrity Sun Tzuchu, and he still has a bright future. He... how could he be put in prison!

He firmly believed that he was still in that terrible dream, and wanted to wake up quickly, but he rushed into the kitchen, picked up a kitchen knife, gestured at his neck, and planned to amputate himself below the neck.

Although what this guy did was disgusting, it was the friendship of neighbors and neighbors after all. This scene scared everyone to scream, and hurried over to stop him.

"Ahhh, put down the kitchen knife!"

"You are crazy! How could this be a dream!"

"Let go quickly, if you cut this knife, you will die!"

"What is a dream? Didn't you wake up?!"

As a result, Sun Zichu's brain is very unconscious now. Seeing them stop him, he became even more convinced that he was in a dream.He pulled the knife hard to wipe it on his neck.

"You don't want to lie to me! I don't know what monsters and ghosts you are, but it's useless to stop it. I will definitely entrust this dream!"

In the end, everyone took the kitchen knife, but before he breathed a sigh of relief, Sun Zichu picked up the scissors on one side and prepared to make a small fountain against his neck.

Everyone exclaimed: "Ah, put down the scissors!"

After snatching the scissors, the Sun family quickly put away the other sharp tools, but didn't want to forget the hoe in the corner, so Sun Zichu picked up the hoe in the corner and was about to open his head.

"Ah, put down the hoe!"

If this hits the target, wouldn't it be a blow to the head?Everyone was so frightened that they took it down again.

In the end, there was only a bang.

The nimble monkey-like grandson Chu picked up a brick and slapped himself on the head!

Bright red blood ran down the top of his head, and he showed a triumphant smile instead.

"This dream won't hold me! I'll wake up soon!"

After he finished speaking, he rolled his eyes and kicked his legs, and with a click, he twitched and passed out on the ground.

Facing everyone's suspicious eyes, Granny Ma hesitated for a moment and said.

"This... that marriage acacia talisman has the effect of entering a dream, maybe something went wrong?"

Like a dream turning into a nightmare?

But what in the world did he dream that he would become like this?

Ao Yan who was watching silently turned his head to look at Gu Yunchu who was on the side.

Gu Yunchu: ...

It's just falling into a cesspit, so it shouldn't be so frightening, right?

Could it be... there is poison in the shit?

Although Sun Zichu was dizzy, it was impossible for Mr. Wang to let him go because of this point. There were all the witnesses and material evidence. He said coldly, see you in court, and strode out with him.

In the afternoon, as soon as Sun Zichu came to his senses, he was caught in the courtroom with the gauze on his head, and was quickly put in prison.The grandson Churen, who thought he would get rid of the nightmare and continue to be a celebrity, was stupid.

He began to mutter incoherently on the ground, this is a dream, this must be a dream.

Perhaps he is not necessarily ignorant of his current situation, because of this, all he can do now is to comfort himself that this is a dream, as long as he wakes up, everything will be fine, holding on to that faint hope and unwilling to let go.

The other prisoners in the prison saw him chattering so nervously, so they couldn't help but hide to the side.

His mother said, don't let him play with lunatics.

At the same time, because of their gratitude to Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, the Wang family specially hosted a banquet for them at night, and repeatedly persuaded them to stay for one night before leaving.

At night, Gu Yunchu slept on the bed after eating and drinking.

In the big bright classroom, Gu Yunchu was writing hard among a group of classmates.

She is brushing up questions, and in the important period of her senior year, she needs to put aside everything at this moment, except for doing the questions and just doing the questions!

If you don't work hard, you will be in vain. To be a man, you must have dreams. Otherwise, what is the difference from salted fish? 【Note 1】

After working hard for a hundred days, even if it is moving bricks, she still has to choose the construction site that is the least hot!come on!

【warn!warn! 】

[Someone invaded! 】

[Don't sleep, someone stole the house!Hurry up and wake up, hey! 】

Gu Yunchu scratched his head and looked at his deskmate.Just as she was about to ask her if she heard any strange sounds, she turned her head and opened her eyes wide in horror.

I saw that the faces of the students in the class were all blurred. I wanted to look hard, but I didn't want to see only a mosaic of faces!

What the hell!

Mosaic invaded the world?

Gu Yunchu's consciousness suddenly woke up, and he suddenly remembered that this seemed to be a dream.

She has graduated from high school for many years.

So, high school or something, too much pressure is not a problem, after so many years, she can still dream of going back to high school.

By the way, what the hell is a mosaic? Even if she can't remember the faces of many classmates, it's too outrageous to have all the codes in the dream, right?

At that moment, the urgency in the dream relaxed.

Gu Yunchu complained, and slowly opened his eyes.Then his eyes stopped immediately.

I saw a figure standing beside her bed at some point, because the room was dark, I couldn't see her appearance clearly, but the general outline could still be seen clearly. A hand was resting on her chest.

Gu Yunchu, who was lying on the bed, looked up at the other party, and then looked down at the salty pig's hand on his chest: ...

Although she always said that she likes beautiful young ladies, but... she doesn't like it that much.

The woman seemed to realize that she had been spotted, and hurriedly raised her legs. A gust of evil wind swirled around the house, wrapping her in the door and running away.

This method is obviously not ordinary people.

Gu Yunchu immediately glared and chased him out.

"Stinky rascal, want to run away after eating my tofu?!"

The little black dragon who said he hated Gu Yunchu, but insisted on sleeping cross-legged in Gu Yunchu's room, poked his head over the beam.

"Why are you going?"

"It's a shame that you are still a dragon. A strange woman came to our room and you didn't even notice that you ate my tofu! I'll chase her!"

Before the words finished, Gu Yunchu's figure disappeared into the room.

The little black dragon was startled, blame the woman?Where did the strange woman come from?

He flew out to take a look, and sure enough, he saw Gu Yunchu chasing a female figure away, and he knew it was a banshee as soon as he smelled the smell.

Ao Yan who was awakened quickly chased after him, and said to the little black dragon on the road.

"what happened?"

Xiao Heilong repeated Gu Yunchu's words, and then expressed his anger.

A banshee came to eat tofu, but she would let him, a brave, strong and majestic black dragon, not eat it, and instead choose Gu Yunchu, who is also a woman?

Just outrageous!

Ao Yan: ...you are afraid that you have misunderstood yourself.

On the other side, with the help of the bright moonlight, Gu Yunchu finally saw clearly the appearance of the woman whose breasts were attacked in the middle of the night. She was surprised to find that this was still an acquaintance, and it was the Yulan whom she had seen in Raksha before. Therefore, Yulan's appearance now is the same as the appearance after she was caught by Gu Yunchu that day, and this should be her real appearance.

As the saying goes, looking at a beauty under the moon, the more you look, the more beautiful you are.

The current appearance of this Yulan is indeed an authentic beauty in the Central Plains, with an insignificant figure and ethereal appearance, like an orchid in an empty valley, resigned from the world and independent.

But she just put up with this face and ate Gu Yunchu's tofu in the middle of the night.To be precise, it was a sneak attack on Gu Yunchu in the middle of the night.

According to the younger sister of the system, after this person sneaked in in the middle of the night, his hand slowly sank into Gu Yunchu's chest, and slowly touched Gu Yunchu's soul, which alarmed the system, and she was so frightened that she quickly woke up Gu Yunchu.

Gu Yunchu couldn't help guessing.

Could it be that Yin Baicheng sent her here?

At this moment, countless red chains appeared, covering Yulan like a big net.

This is exactly what Ao Yan did.

But after the big net fell, Ao Yan frowned.Because that Yulan got into the body of an old man and disappeared.

Gu Yunchu remembered that Yulan would also fall into a dream, and immediately asked Ao Yan to guard this area, not to let Yulan run away, and equip himself with the character card of Nightmare Freddy, and also slipped into the old man's dream.

I saw that the dream was actually a street, bustling with people.It's just that their faces are blurred and they can't see clearly. After all, normal people can't dream in such detail.

Because Yulan is obviously also a researcher of dreams, she wanted to hide, but Gu Yunchu couldn't find it for a while.

But Gu Yunchu saw the dreaming old man.

He is probably a doctor in reality, and he is sitting in a pharmacy at the moment.The business inside seems to be quite brisk.

Gu Yunchu knew that the dream was centered on the dreamer, and the passers-by were too vague, so Yulan must be not far from the old man, so she walked over.Looking carefully at the people in the shop, the old man beckoned her to sit down.

said the old doctor.

"It's an unfamiliar face, so you came here? What's wrong with you?"

Good guy, seeing a doctor in my dream, such a dedicated doctor is really rare.

Most of Gu Yunchu's attention was on the other people in the pharmacy, and he mumbled.

"Doctor, I'm not sick."

The old doctor stared.

"Nonsense, you are so ugly that you still say you are not sick?"

Gu Yunchu choked.

Although Freddy looks ugly, there's no need to say it so directly, right?

It was rare for her to get a little attention.

"Then... doctor, do you think it can be cured?"

The old doctor frowned and looked at it. As expected of an old doctor, he probably saw too many big scenes, and he wasn't afraid of Freddy's face being burned, but he turned his eyes away quickly, waved his hands and sighed like hot eyes.

"Just by looking at the wound, you can tell it's been a few years. I'll get you some ointment to apply, so that you can go out in the future...you should find a mask to cover it up. It's so ugly. My eyes hurt from looking at it."

Gu Yunchu was stabbed with two arrows in the heart.He looked at the crowded people in the pharmacy, and then at the old doctor who pushed the other doctors into the corner and monopolized the C seat.

"Old doctor... You must not be very popular with patients in reality, right?"

"Nonsense! I am the most skilled and most popular doctor here."

The old doctor blew his beard and stared.

"You can't see it. I have so many patients that I can't handle it. If I didn't see you so ugly at a young age... so miserable, I wouldn't take special care of you!"

Don't change your words, she heard it all.I'm so sorry for being so ugly at such a young age.

Gu Yunchu didn't want to talk to the old doctor anymore, but the old doctor insisted on showing Gu Yunchu his superb medical skills and blinding her eyes.

Of course, burns cannot be cured, but other things such as abdominal pain, diarrhea, corns, hemorrhoids, etc., he will be cured!

Gu Yunchu: "...Thank you, but I'm really not sick."

Especially the last item, although the little fairy is already bald, but hemorrhoids are really big!

Then Gu Yunchu thought of something, and said again.

"By the way, old doctor, since you can recognize me as an unfamiliar face at a glance, then who else is an unfamiliar face here?"

If Yulan didn't want to disturb her, she couldn't change the dream at will, and if she didn't change at will, she couldn't replace the characters in the dream. So even if she changed her face and disguised herself, there was a high probability that she would be someone the old doctor didn't know.

At this moment, the old doctor said proudly that he is a doctor and doesn't talk to people who are not sick!If you ask about this, just talk to the clerk in the store, he is an old doctor with excellent medical skills and is popular with people, but he is very busy, and the effort to drink tea costs around a few hundred taels of silver!

She has always been the only one who choked people, but she didn't want Gu Yunchu who was choked again and again by an old man today.

[I deeply suspect that this old man had such a dream because he was too choked up to be a doctor in reality, and no one liked to talk to him. 】

System sister: [plus one]

Gu Yunchu had no choice but to look down at himself, then squeezed away the patients on the background board next to the old doctor, sat down, and put his right hand with steel claws on the table.

"Doctor, do you think my hand can be cured?"

There were too many people in the pharmacy in the dream, and the old doctor was blocked from his sight before and didn't pay attention, but now he saw the claw. He was startled when he saw the right hand with steel claws growing out of the flesh, and then inspected it carefully.Seriously.

"A bad news, a good news, which one do you want to hear?"

Seeing his seriousness, Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows and said.

"Let's hear the bad news first."

"If you want to cure this hand, I'm afraid you have to..."

The old doctor made a gesture of raising and lowering the knife.

"But don't worry, after cutting it off, I can help you find another hand to pick it up."

Good guy, this is what you need to treat, and amputation is about to happen?Still use another hand to pick it up?

Although it's a dream, you can't be so wild as a doctor.

Gu Yunchu's mouth twitched slightly.

"What about the good news?"

The old doctor touched the sharp steel claws fondly.Then he reached out and gestured.

"You cut off the iron claw, I will give this number!"

Gu Yunchu withdrew his hand instantly.

Knowing that dreamers are illogical and still beeping with an old man who is dreaming, this is simply the stupidest thing she has ever done in her life.

Immediately afterwards, she turned around abruptly, and grabbed one of the patients on the background board with her paw.

"Laughing so happily? Are you proud?"

Just be good as the background board, the snickering is so obvious, I'm afraid she doesn't know you have a problem?

With your acting skills of pretending to be a dead body and snoring, you still want to fool her?

Can't beat this dreamy old man, can't beat you? !

The old doctor was startled, and hurried to persuade the fight.In the end, Yulan used it as a shield, Gu Yunchu hurriedly withdrew his foot, but still confiscated it, and kicked the old doctor's ass.

"Ouch!"

In the middle of the night, in a quiet house, an old man fell off the bed with a bang, and it took him a while to get up in a daze.Touching his aching buttocks, and looking at his wife who was sleeping on all fours, the old man was furious.shake my wife up

"Why are you like this? You don't talk about boxing when you fall asleep on weekdays. Look at what you kicked me today!"

As he said that, he revealed his own buttocks, and there was a black and blue footprint on it. His wife was startled, and just about to apologize, but finally took a look under the moonlight.

"No, these are not my footprints!"

Her feet are not so small!

My wife was also furious.Going up is a set of Wang Baquan.

"Okay, you old man, where have you been fooling around, your ass is kicked green, and you are still slandering me!"

The old man wailed.

"Oh, oh, don't hit, don't hit, I... I don't know anything! I was sleeping soundly, and I had a dream that someone kicked me. I really didn't fool around. How can you go fooling around at your age, hey, don't hit me! Don't hit me!"