When the house family was hidden by the golden house

Why is it always the poor and helpless Yuan who gets hurt?

- LOL, it's too thin.

- Cyan Frost Blade: I can continue to eat fish, but my wife must eat more than me.

- Hahahaha it's too cute!You must not eat more fish than your wife!

-if that's not love!Mrs. Jin Yu!write fuck!Today's fanhumanities must give me [-] more!

- Tens of thousands of changes!Same request!Mrs. Jinyu is too short!Please make a transaction of thirty coins with me!If you change [-] today, I will give you [-] coins!

- Mrs. Jin Yu: I refuse.

-Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

After the big fish eats the small fish, Wei Yubai pulled away from the state of lying flat and nursing his wife in a second.

The audience can only hear the background bgm of the game and the sound of water flow, as well as the sound of Wei Yubai typing on the keyboard quickly, the fast shaking of the eyes, and the very melodic keyboard sound being tapped into a majestic song under Wei Yubai's hands. battle song.

When Wei Yubai rode Juechen out for a long distance, he realized that Yan Fan was still behind.

The young man paused his fingers, slowed down, swam back to behind Yan Fan, shook his tail twice, and said to him, "Brother Yan, follow me."

"...Okay." Yan Fan said.

I saw a not-so-big carp blocking in front of another carp that was bigger than him, attacking the obstacle in front of it with all its strength.

Whether it's rocks, weeds, other fish, or annoying human trash.

The little carp god blocks and kills the gods, and the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha!Invincible!

I rushed to the first place with my wife all the way.

"Wei Yubai! Do you want to show some face! Is it reasonable to take my wife and not us? Hmm?"

"Forget righteousness for the sake of sex! You have been brothers for so many years in vain!"

"Next time you go out and drink, I won't kill you!"

"Cubs! Damn it!"

Several people frantically operated cursing, struggling to keep up with Wei Yubai's footsteps.

-Laughing to death, F4 may be disbanded.

- am i the only one who noticedIt turns out that the F4 bosses also know each other in reality?

- Sure enough, rich people only play with rich people.I'm not surprised then.

-Hahahaha my wife is so cute, she paddled all the way, and even pressed the wrong skill button, slowly following behind her husband!

Wei Yubai soon led Yan Fan to the front of the dragon gate. In front of the dragon gate, the raging river was tumbling, and a high red gate exuded the noble red light unique to rare materials.

"Brother Yan, can fish dance?" Wei Yubai joked.

Yan Fan didn't hear the meaning behind his words, thought he really wanted to watch the fish dance, and stupidly clicked on the action, the system popped up a prompt: [This action cannot be used in the copy. ]

Yan Xiaoyu shook his head and said, "No."

Wei Yubai laughed loudly, looked at a certain three swimmers who were still struggling to swim in the distance, and said briskly, "It's ok, just watch and I'll dance for you."

Then, Wei Xiaoyu started typing on the keyboard, taking turns to go up, down, left, and right, sitting, twisting and dodging to the right to lead the attack line, the snake skin moved, and the coquettishness was abnormal. It really looked like the little fish dancing with the bgm of Longmen .

—but of course, more fish that look like epileptics.

Yan Fan was so teased by him that he couldn't stop laughing, and when he laughed with his clear and cold voice, it was like the first melting of winter snow and the first rising of warm sun, which made people like it very much.

Wei Yubai couldn't help being dumbfounded.

He feels that his self-control is not in place. It's fine to see the person's waist and face, but now he can't recover when he listens to him talking and laughing.

It's terrible.

- Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard.

- Cyan Frost Blade, you are so flirtatious.

- This move is too coquettish.Laughing to death, I have learned and learned, and I will use this trick to make my wife happy next time.

After waiting for a while, the three poor kids who were desperately chopping vegetables and melons finally swam to the front of the dragon gate. Wei Yubai had already accepted his "Western Region Dance", and everyone missed an unparalleled and peerless art.

- Lol, the three of them stopped dancing once they came.

- Cyan Frost Blade: Only my wife can watch my fish dance (point and point)

As soon as everyone arrives, everyone is ready to go to the dragon gate.

Duan Ziyu sneaked a glance at the official announcement of this week's [Dragon Gate] drop materials, after passing the Dragon Gate, there is a 20.00% chance to get [Dragon Bone Refining].

-Laughing to death, I still want to refine the bones of the dragon.Two days have passed, and it seems that no more than fifty dragon bones have been spawned in the dragon gate.

-20.00% seems like a high probability, but don't forget that the probability of successfully passing the Dragon Gate is [-]%.

-Official Daily Life Series.Our team has swiped the dragon gate dozens of times, and the whole army was wiped out.

- Woohoo, but I really want to refine the bones of the dragon.

Wei Yubai, as a black dog (non-chieftain), hates playing this kind of luck-based dungeon. Most of the dungeons he spawns are high-difficulty and high-drop dungeons.

Today I came to play Longmen mainly because I brought Yan Fan with me, so I deliberately picked a more interesting one.

"Playing games is just for fun, it's okay if you don't get the materials," Wei Yubai said.

Dragon bones can be used to temper weapons, and they are very good materials. Of course, Master Wei is also itchy, but with his face, he can't even pass the dragon gate, so don't covet dragon bones.

In the end, he is not worthy.

Yuan Yueze was eager to try, "Today! I, Yuan, will transform a dragon by jumping over the dragon gate, and get back the dragon's bones! Become a winner in life."

Duan Ziyu sneered, "Hehe, Yuanmou."

"Precious documents and materials of early humans trying to tame Longmen." Han Chengan also said with a smile.

Yuan Yueze became angry from embarrassment, "Shut your mouth too!"

With that said, Yuan Xiaoyu was the first to attack, manipulating the carp to meet the current.

The turbulent river rushed down from top to bottom, Yuan Xiaoyu endured wave after wave of baptism, and was finally overwhelmed. With a "pop", he was severely photographed by the fierce waves.

[Player I have no money (Yuan Yueze) failed to cross the dragon gate! ]

-Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

-Killing me.

-Correct it, it should be the precious video data of the early humans trying to conquer Longmen.

-It's not good to add insult to injury!Hahahaha, let me laugh first!

Then came Duan Ziyu, Han Chengan, Wei Yubai, one after another, quickly operated and started to jump into the dragon's gate, all of them failed without exception.

-It must be because there is no Yan Ge dancing!

- That's right, Brother Yan's dancing is really like hanging out, what to do, damn it, when will I have such an awesome koi!

The last one to try was Yan Fan. Yan Fan hadn't played this game for a long time. This was the first time he had played a copy of Dragon Gate, and he was not even familiar with the operation of Dragon Gate.

Wei Yubai patiently demonstrated it to him on the spot, "The jump button has an attack button, and then the climb button, just press it firmly and don't let go, let go when the next wave comes, and then repeat the operation, you try it first. "

Yan Fan nodded, and manipulated the little fish up.

This time the waves were gentle and soothing, like the hand of the goddess of fate gently brushing over Yan Xiaoyu's body.Yan Fan completed wave after wave of operations with some difficulty, and successfully climbed to the top of Longmen in the waves that could be called gentle wind and drizzle.

Yuan Yueze, "???"

Han Chengan, "???"

Duan Ziyu, "???"

-? ? ?

-Grass?Where is Longmen?Do you know that you are such a double-standard designer?

- is that reasonable?Is this a wave?Children with water guns are more violent than this, right?

- is this reasonable

Wei Yubai laughed muffled, not too surprised.

Yan Fan always brings him many surprises.

This is his, humanoid koi?

Yan Fan was also very surprised by his good luck. From childhood to adulthood, the word good luck was almost insulated from him.What other people can do successfully once, he has to do it three or four times, and it always takes far more effort than others to do it.

But ever since he met Wei Yubai, his journey has been smooth and smooth, his good luck almost made him unbelievable.

Even more shocking things are yet to come——

[Full server announcement: Congratulations to the player Yanhui for passing five levels and killing six generals, successfully crossing the dragon gate, and obtaining the ultra-rare material 'Dragon Bone Refining'!Yan Yi was really the chosen one when he returned! ]

-Stopping the horse, this announcement will double the damage to me now.

- once!Your mother came out just once, woo woo woo!

- Our team has brushed almost a hundred times, but we still haven't spawned Dragon Bone Refining.Woohoo, non-Chief players are dead!

[Dragon Bone Refining] It is golden, and the slender keel refracts colorful light, which is dazzling.

This is an extremely high-grade material and is the best choice for tempering weapons.

Yuan Yueze has already started yelling in the internal voice, "Woooooooooooo sister-in-law! Why are you so lucky ahhhhh—"

-Laughing to death, I told you not to call me sister-in-law.

- That's right, what if it's really brother-in-law (laughing)

-Don't stand against me!My Green Frost Blade must be 1! ! !

"Yeah, Brother Yan, why are you so lucky?" Wei Yubai propped his chin with one hand, squinted at Die Ying on the screen holding the golden dragon bone in his hand, his voice was low and deep , with a somewhat lingering taste, ambiguous.

Yan Fan felt his ears burning immediately, and his eyes drifted unconsciously. He took a deep breath and said, "Probably... it's because you danced for me."

Wei Yubai laughed loudly, "What the hell? That Xiaoyuwu?"

......

After swiping through Longmen, Wei Yubai brought Yan Fan down several more interesting dungeons, Yuan Yueze and others accompanied him all the way, there was a sentence of mmp but he didn't dare to say it.

When the broadcast was approaching, suddenly, the system sent a "singing competition" task.

Wei Yubai glanced at the mission content, "..."

The anchor interaction activities are coming to an end, and the popularity has begun to decrease. Most of the viewers have already participated in the "big brother competition", and the traffic of small anchors has dropped sharply.

In order to save the interests of the little anchor, the event planner temporarily drafted an event to implement.

Combination competition singing.

The outcome is also very direct and rude.Whoever has the most gifts wins.

-Laughing to death, singing with this awl face?Is it too bad?Haven't you seen that our husband doesn't hesitate to pay you?

- Don't tie up the ball, it's been fucking hot for half a month, and it's almost over, so you still need to tie it up?Why bother?

-Don't be too bully!Cyan Frost Blade was also a small anchor before!Now that it's hot, you're going to float away, right?

- Aircraft carrier fans, please shut up~ In addition to being too hot to hold you back, your family can also tease and play big names, thinking about how to spoil other people's popularity every day. Is there anyone who cares about you?

Seeing that the comment area that had finally settled down was pinched again.

Wei Yubai sighed and rolled his eyes where no one could see.

Since it was an activity task released by the platform, he definitely had to participate.Just thinking about singing with that life, it's going to kill me.

Wei Yubai twisted his handsome face, and asked Yan Fan weakly, "Shall I sing?"

Yan Fan hesitated for a moment, then said, "Just think it's for me, can you?"

The author has something to say:

Wei Yubai: Should I follow the procedure or call my husband directly?

Yuan Yueze; good brother-in-law.

Wei Yubai: Get lost, climb up.

Yan Fan: If you want to, it’s not impossible.

Wei Yubai: QAQ