Wife wife look at me! : Hahahahaha God damn cleaning the toilet hahahaha.
looklook: Cyan Frost Blade: Isn't it the toilet?Sweep the fuck!
Stepping on the moon without trace: Brother Meng put #青霜刀表面# on the public screen!Happy to mention two official microblogs a day hahahaha!
What? : It’s too outrageous hahaha, is there a problem with this matching mechanism?
Cyan Frost Blade V: Please ask the technical staff to chat with me privately tonight to solve the problem of the matching mechanism, otherwise I will not recharge.Damn it!
The technical guy replied to Cyan Frost Blade V: Here comes Dad!
Reincarnation customer service 001 replied to Cyan Frost Blade V: Dad, look here!Don't be impulsive!I ordered milk tea for you!
Yingyue is so astringent:?Is this how the rich are treated?I waited in line for customer service for a week before customer service serviced me.Damn it!
Lulululu: Damn it!
......
Sweeping the toilet is a punishment mechanism in samsara.In the game maps other than Bone Mountain, players who kill for no reason will be on the Yamen's wanted list, and other players who catch wanted criminals can get rewards of different grades.
Those who slap someone on the map for no reason will be assigned to clean the toilet.
Once the wanted criminal is arrested, this month's toilet will become a task, and he really needs to clean it himself.
Go online to clean the toilet for half an hour every day.
This is some tough and necessary official maintenance of the game system, a slightly sandy means.
"Isn't it just cleaning the toilet? What's the big deal? You're insane! You haven't cleaned the toilet?" Someone Wei manipulated the handsome Tayue cursingly, trying to clean the toilet quickly.
- Laughing, really not.
- Laughing, really not.
- Laughing, really not.
The bullet screen suddenly refreshed, and Wei Yubai fell silent. After a while, the big boy gritted his teeth, wishing he could crush the mouse.
Damn you!Tech guy frame me!
The thing is probably like this. Yesterday, he found the technical brother and the customer service lady. After the other party repeatedly assured that he would not be matched with a person for the third time, he regained his glory and returned to the Changfeng Competition !
But unfortunately, at the ninth match, he ran into Yan Fan again.
ha!To die or not, just say it!Damn it!
So, Mei, Kai, San, Du.
-hahahahahahahaha.
-Today's game forum's hot headline: Cyan Frost Blade's three-game losing streak!One district god may be replaced!
- Mrs. Jinyu: Tsk tsk tsk (meaningful)
- Congratulations to Qingshuangren for winning the toilet for one month, I laughed so hard.
- Pull your hips, Qingshuangren, stand up wherever you fall!How can you fall down three times because of love love love! (doge)
So at the moment, Prince Wei can only clean the toilet live, and the effect of the live broadcast directly reaches full marks.
In the bullet screen, there are a lot of gifts and countless hahaha, all of which are like needles, which pierce people's hearts.
Wei Yubai viciously cleaned the toilet with that kind of grief, resentment and affection.
More outrageous things are behind.
——A lot of people came to the latrine, it was so crowded that the prince couldn't move and couldn't move an inch.
The half-hour toilet cleaning session was forced to be extended!
"Crazy!!!" Wei Yubai went crazy.
The toilet door opened and closed, and opened and closed.
Wei Yubai felt a splitting headache when he heard that voice.
Woohoo, can't you live, can't you!
- Laughing to death hahahaha.
-group photo!Hard days with my husband.
-Laughing to death, how come there are still lanterns in the toilet.
- Go back upstairs, looking for Shi.
-Hahahahaha, Cyan Frost Blade: I'm completely dumbfounded.
In the end, after Wei Yubai had finished his good words and hundreds of emoticons were intercepted by the people around him, the onlookers finally mercifully let him go, crowded at the door, waiting for someone Wei to finish cleaning the toilet.
The inner gaze, the inner silence, the inner meaning.
It is no less than the insult when an island country lost a war and was stared at by the victorious countries.
The damage is not high, but it is extremely insulting!
The prince is outraged!
Brother Yan hurt me!
woohoo.
......
The torturous cleaning of the toilet was finally over, Wei Yubai felt as if he had gone through a long-distance race for a thousand meters, and felt extremely tired all over.
This is mental abuse!He is going to kill the technical guy today!
Sweeping the latrine belongs to sweeping the latrine, scoring three goals belongs to scoring three goals, and the Changfeng Race still has to be played.
If he doesn't play, he won't be able to play e-sports. Although he is old, he probably won't be able to handle e-sports, but who knows if he doesn't try.After playing this game for so many years, this small broken game has grown from 100 million closed beta users to today's 4000 to [-] million users.
Finally, one day, Samsara will also go to e-sports, and maybe one day in the future it will be open to the world.
How could this brilliant stroke be without his Cyan Frost Blade?
In the epic of reincarnation, he, Wei, also has to put a lot of money into it.
——The flamboyant and flamboyant color when you were young and frivolous.
[Match successful! ]
[Player Cyan Frost Blade vs. Player I have no money]
-Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- I laughed so hard, isn't this the black-skinned Ruhua patriarch?
-Laughing to death, now the streets are full of black skin like flowers, I want to die.They will seek my life without money today!Fuck your black skin like a flower!
-As soon as I see a rich man, I think of the previous Qingshuangren licking the dog one two three.
Yuan Yueze smiled with his hips on his hips, and made a gesture of laughing up to the sky, "Master, how did you see you? Put some water for your son?"
"You are so beautiful!" Tayue swung his long sword, and beat Menghong ruthlessly in a triple combo.
Yuan Yueze was completely dumbfounded, his hand speed soared, and he quickly dodged and fought back.
After playing for so many years, Yuan Yueze's skills are naturally not good enough.He also learned it personally from someone Wei, who taught him by precept and deed, so he naturally learned how to be despicable and shameless.
The two fought back and forth in a real sense.
It's a pity that Mr. Yuan's skills are not as good as the crown prince's, and at this moment he was robbed by a shameless sneak attack.
"Your mother's Wei Yubai! You will die if you let go! It's not like you don't have ever-victorious generals!" Yuan Yueze cursed in anger.
"You don't have an ever-victorious general? No, no, no, no, there are still people who don't have an ever-victorious general, right?" Wei Yu's white bird didn't even like a bird, and he started to get angry when he asked a rhetorical question.
"Your mother! Of course I have!" Yuan Yueze rolled his eyes angrily.
What is this man doing?
He knelt down three times in a row and still missed it?
Seeing color forgets righteousness!Absolutely ignorant!
"You biss, I'm going to clean up the house today and kill you bastard with my own hands!" Yuan Yueze said, his hand speed became faster and faster, almost showing afterimages on the keyboard.
It's a pity that he is fast, Wei Yubai is faster than him.
Wei Yubai's tactics are weird, his style is changeable, and his hand speed is extremely fast.He was playing Tayue, which Yuan Yueze was not very familiar with.
On the contrary, it was his tactics. As early as many years of fighting side by side, Wei Yubai had completely overwhelmed him. Wei Yubai could guess Yuan Yueze's next offensive move almost without thinking. ,
"That depends on whether you have the ability, Xiao Yuanzi." Wei Yubai smiled charmingly, and took Menghong away with a few consecutive moves.
Seven minutes and thirty seconds.
The battle is over.
[Congratulations to the player Cyan Frost Blade for defeating the player I have no money and advancing to the 8862nd place! ]
-Laughing to death, it really is an old double-standard person.
-Brothers are like clothes, wives are like siblings (doge)
-Cyan Frost Blade: What?Give me a hand?What give a hand?How many years have I galloped in the arena, and I have never been defeated!What?Beaten by wife?Can you call being beaten by your wife?That's love.interest!
-Ha ha ha ha
- Fighting with my wife and acting for more than ten minutes, my wife 'nearly won', fighting with my brother's fucking moves are vicious, the speed of light is over, hahahahaha.
Yan Fan, who was watching the live broadcast in front of the screen, couldn't help but laugh too.
He's been busy recently.
The business of Feixing has been completely transferred back to China. After a while of busyness of the employees, Feixing officially received the first big order in China.
Yan Fan felt very happy.
He has taken on the job at the age of 20 and has been responsible for the family business for 12 years. Such a big burden can finally be unloaded.
Soon he will no longer have to bear the unbearable weight of life.
He can write poems, drink wine, smell the fragrance of flowers, and if possible, he still wants to hold that person's hand.
Like this, life is beautiful.
......
As time passed day by day, the Changfeng Race was still in full swing.Coincidentally, it happened to be the peak season of winter vacation again, and the number of Samsara's online players climbed to a new peak again.
A new wave of the age is coming soon.
At least Wei Yubai believed so firmly.
In a blink of an eye, it is already February, and it will be New Year's Eve in a few days.
He doesn't like to go out, since the last time, he hardly saw Yan Fan again.
I have to say, I thought about it a bit.
Think of that cold face, think of those sharp phoenix eyes, think of his long coat, think of the appearance of the fluffy scarf he is wearing.
... I wonder if that idiot will still wear gloves when he goes out?
Won't you forget it again?
After making up his mind, Wei Yubai let himself go, and posted a Gugu Weibo, saying to go to your mother's live broadcast, quit!
Cyan Frost Blade Doggy: Grass, how dare you goo!
Mangyuan yyds: No bastard, my happiness today is gone.
Haruko likes to look at handsome guys: Huh, my husband needs to come back soon.It's a sad day when I don't see my husband.
Qingshuangren V replied that Haruko likes to watch handsome guys: It doesn't matter, your husband is not just me.
Feixiang replied to Qingshuangren V: I laughed to death hahahaha.
Haruko likes to watch handsome guys reply to Cyan Frost Blade V: So true.But people still like you very much, ying ying!Husband returned to me!group photo!hey-hey!
......
Early mornings in Kyoto are foggy.
However, this does not block the spacious and clean asphalt road.
The pavement in the old street is not cement, but stones, or bricks. Shoes have a different feeling when stepping on them. There is no pattern, and the sound of each step is different.
Just like our life, from birth to end, is like going from the street to the end of the street, there are bumps and holes, the road ahead is strange, but the surroundings are familiar.
Wei Yubai got out of the car, and then slowly opened WeChat and asked the other party: Are you free?Old place for breakfast?
He didn't know why, but he was sure that the other party must be free.
Mr. Yan, who had just woken up and was running in the morning, stopped, took out his vibrating mobile phone, glanced at the news, then hesitated for a moment, and simply sat on the bench by the side of the road.
Yan Fan: Good.
The author has something to say:
Yan Fan: As long as you speak.
Wei Yubai: Hug two in three years?
Yan Fan: Get lost.
looklook: Cyan Frost Blade: Isn't it the toilet?Sweep the fuck!
Stepping on the moon without trace: Brother Meng put #青霜刀表面# on the public screen!Happy to mention two official microblogs a day hahahaha!
What? : It’s too outrageous hahaha, is there a problem with this matching mechanism?
Cyan Frost Blade V: Please ask the technical staff to chat with me privately tonight to solve the problem of the matching mechanism, otherwise I will not recharge.Damn it!
The technical guy replied to Cyan Frost Blade V: Here comes Dad!
Reincarnation customer service 001 replied to Cyan Frost Blade V: Dad, look here!Don't be impulsive!I ordered milk tea for you!
Yingyue is so astringent:?Is this how the rich are treated?I waited in line for customer service for a week before customer service serviced me.Damn it!
Lulululu: Damn it!
......
Sweeping the toilet is a punishment mechanism in samsara.In the game maps other than Bone Mountain, players who kill for no reason will be on the Yamen's wanted list, and other players who catch wanted criminals can get rewards of different grades.
Those who slap someone on the map for no reason will be assigned to clean the toilet.
Once the wanted criminal is arrested, this month's toilet will become a task, and he really needs to clean it himself.
Go online to clean the toilet for half an hour every day.
This is some tough and necessary official maintenance of the game system, a slightly sandy means.
"Isn't it just cleaning the toilet? What's the big deal? You're insane! You haven't cleaned the toilet?" Someone Wei manipulated the handsome Tayue cursingly, trying to clean the toilet quickly.
- Laughing, really not.
- Laughing, really not.
- Laughing, really not.
The bullet screen suddenly refreshed, and Wei Yubai fell silent. After a while, the big boy gritted his teeth, wishing he could crush the mouse.
Damn you!Tech guy frame me!
The thing is probably like this. Yesterday, he found the technical brother and the customer service lady. After the other party repeatedly assured that he would not be matched with a person for the third time, he regained his glory and returned to the Changfeng Competition !
But unfortunately, at the ninth match, he ran into Yan Fan again.
ha!To die or not, just say it!Damn it!
So, Mei, Kai, San, Du.
-hahahahahahahaha.
-Today's game forum's hot headline: Cyan Frost Blade's three-game losing streak!One district god may be replaced!
- Mrs. Jinyu: Tsk tsk tsk (meaningful)
- Congratulations to Qingshuangren for winning the toilet for one month, I laughed so hard.
- Pull your hips, Qingshuangren, stand up wherever you fall!How can you fall down three times because of love love love! (doge)
So at the moment, Prince Wei can only clean the toilet live, and the effect of the live broadcast directly reaches full marks.
In the bullet screen, there are a lot of gifts and countless hahaha, all of which are like needles, which pierce people's hearts.
Wei Yubai viciously cleaned the toilet with that kind of grief, resentment and affection.
More outrageous things are behind.
——A lot of people came to the latrine, it was so crowded that the prince couldn't move and couldn't move an inch.
The half-hour toilet cleaning session was forced to be extended!
"Crazy!!!" Wei Yubai went crazy.
The toilet door opened and closed, and opened and closed.
Wei Yubai felt a splitting headache when he heard that voice.
Woohoo, can't you live, can't you!
- Laughing to death hahahaha.
-group photo!Hard days with my husband.
-Laughing to death, how come there are still lanterns in the toilet.
- Go back upstairs, looking for Shi.
-Hahahahaha, Cyan Frost Blade: I'm completely dumbfounded.
In the end, after Wei Yubai had finished his good words and hundreds of emoticons were intercepted by the people around him, the onlookers finally mercifully let him go, crowded at the door, waiting for someone Wei to finish cleaning the toilet.
The inner gaze, the inner silence, the inner meaning.
It is no less than the insult when an island country lost a war and was stared at by the victorious countries.
The damage is not high, but it is extremely insulting!
The prince is outraged!
Brother Yan hurt me!
woohoo.
......
The torturous cleaning of the toilet was finally over, Wei Yubai felt as if he had gone through a long-distance race for a thousand meters, and felt extremely tired all over.
This is mental abuse!He is going to kill the technical guy today!
Sweeping the latrine belongs to sweeping the latrine, scoring three goals belongs to scoring three goals, and the Changfeng Race still has to be played.
If he doesn't play, he won't be able to play e-sports. Although he is old, he probably won't be able to handle e-sports, but who knows if he doesn't try.After playing this game for so many years, this small broken game has grown from 100 million closed beta users to today's 4000 to [-] million users.
Finally, one day, Samsara will also go to e-sports, and maybe one day in the future it will be open to the world.
How could this brilliant stroke be without his Cyan Frost Blade?
In the epic of reincarnation, he, Wei, also has to put a lot of money into it.
——The flamboyant and flamboyant color when you were young and frivolous.
[Match successful! ]
[Player Cyan Frost Blade vs. Player I have no money]
-Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- I laughed so hard, isn't this the black-skinned Ruhua patriarch?
-Laughing to death, now the streets are full of black skin like flowers, I want to die.They will seek my life without money today!Fuck your black skin like a flower!
-As soon as I see a rich man, I think of the previous Qingshuangren licking the dog one two three.
Yuan Yueze smiled with his hips on his hips, and made a gesture of laughing up to the sky, "Master, how did you see you? Put some water for your son?"
"You are so beautiful!" Tayue swung his long sword, and beat Menghong ruthlessly in a triple combo.
Yuan Yueze was completely dumbfounded, his hand speed soared, and he quickly dodged and fought back.
After playing for so many years, Yuan Yueze's skills are naturally not good enough.He also learned it personally from someone Wei, who taught him by precept and deed, so he naturally learned how to be despicable and shameless.
The two fought back and forth in a real sense.
It's a pity that Mr. Yuan's skills are not as good as the crown prince's, and at this moment he was robbed by a shameless sneak attack.
"Your mother's Wei Yubai! You will die if you let go! It's not like you don't have ever-victorious generals!" Yuan Yueze cursed in anger.
"You don't have an ever-victorious general? No, no, no, no, there are still people who don't have an ever-victorious general, right?" Wei Yu's white bird didn't even like a bird, and he started to get angry when he asked a rhetorical question.
"Your mother! Of course I have!" Yuan Yueze rolled his eyes angrily.
What is this man doing?
He knelt down three times in a row and still missed it?
Seeing color forgets righteousness!Absolutely ignorant!
"You biss, I'm going to clean up the house today and kill you bastard with my own hands!" Yuan Yueze said, his hand speed became faster and faster, almost showing afterimages on the keyboard.
It's a pity that he is fast, Wei Yubai is faster than him.
Wei Yubai's tactics are weird, his style is changeable, and his hand speed is extremely fast.He was playing Tayue, which Yuan Yueze was not very familiar with.
On the contrary, it was his tactics. As early as many years of fighting side by side, Wei Yubai had completely overwhelmed him. Wei Yubai could guess Yuan Yueze's next offensive move almost without thinking. ,
"That depends on whether you have the ability, Xiao Yuanzi." Wei Yubai smiled charmingly, and took Menghong away with a few consecutive moves.
Seven minutes and thirty seconds.
The battle is over.
[Congratulations to the player Cyan Frost Blade for defeating the player I have no money and advancing to the 8862nd place! ]
-Laughing to death, it really is an old double-standard person.
-Brothers are like clothes, wives are like siblings (doge)
-Cyan Frost Blade: What?Give me a hand?What give a hand?How many years have I galloped in the arena, and I have never been defeated!What?Beaten by wife?Can you call being beaten by your wife?That's love.interest!
-Ha ha ha ha
- Fighting with my wife and acting for more than ten minutes, my wife 'nearly won', fighting with my brother's fucking moves are vicious, the speed of light is over, hahahahaha.
Yan Fan, who was watching the live broadcast in front of the screen, couldn't help but laugh too.
He's been busy recently.
The business of Feixing has been completely transferred back to China. After a while of busyness of the employees, Feixing officially received the first big order in China.
Yan Fan felt very happy.
He has taken on the job at the age of 20 and has been responsible for the family business for 12 years. Such a big burden can finally be unloaded.
Soon he will no longer have to bear the unbearable weight of life.
He can write poems, drink wine, smell the fragrance of flowers, and if possible, he still wants to hold that person's hand.
Like this, life is beautiful.
......
As time passed day by day, the Changfeng Race was still in full swing.Coincidentally, it happened to be the peak season of winter vacation again, and the number of Samsara's online players climbed to a new peak again.
A new wave of the age is coming soon.
At least Wei Yubai believed so firmly.
In a blink of an eye, it is already February, and it will be New Year's Eve in a few days.
He doesn't like to go out, since the last time, he hardly saw Yan Fan again.
I have to say, I thought about it a bit.
Think of that cold face, think of those sharp phoenix eyes, think of his long coat, think of the appearance of the fluffy scarf he is wearing.
... I wonder if that idiot will still wear gloves when he goes out?
Won't you forget it again?
After making up his mind, Wei Yubai let himself go, and posted a Gugu Weibo, saying to go to your mother's live broadcast, quit!
Cyan Frost Blade Doggy: Grass, how dare you goo!
Mangyuan yyds: No bastard, my happiness today is gone.
Haruko likes to look at handsome guys: Huh, my husband needs to come back soon.It's a sad day when I don't see my husband.
Qingshuangren V replied that Haruko likes to watch handsome guys: It doesn't matter, your husband is not just me.
Feixiang replied to Qingshuangren V: I laughed to death hahahaha.
Haruko likes to watch handsome guys reply to Cyan Frost Blade V: So true.But people still like you very much, ying ying!Husband returned to me!group photo!hey-hey!
......
Early mornings in Kyoto are foggy.
However, this does not block the spacious and clean asphalt road.
The pavement in the old street is not cement, but stones, or bricks. Shoes have a different feeling when stepping on them. There is no pattern, and the sound of each step is different.
Just like our life, from birth to end, is like going from the street to the end of the street, there are bumps and holes, the road ahead is strange, but the surroundings are familiar.
Wei Yubai got out of the car, and then slowly opened WeChat and asked the other party: Are you free?Old place for breakfast?
He didn't know why, but he was sure that the other party must be free.
Mr. Yan, who had just woken up and was running in the morning, stopped, took out his vibrating mobile phone, glanced at the news, then hesitated for a moment, and simply sat on the bench by the side of the road.
Yan Fan: Good.
The author has something to say:
Yan Fan: As long as you speak.
Wei Yubai: Hug two in three years?
Yan Fan: Get lost.
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