After the whole network was blocked, I became popular with emoticons

The atmosphere was somewhat inexplicably stagnant, Fu Qing looked back and forth at the three of them, feeling as if he saw three aggressive and hostile wild wolves.

Fu Qing:?

Why is the atmosphere so strange?

"It's useless for us to stare at flowers here, let Fu Qing choose by himself." Shen Yanzhao snorted coldly, then turned to look at Fu Qing sincerely, "Qingqing, who do you choose?"

"Qing Qing" expressed that she did not want to choose.

A "Qing Qing" made the other two people change their colors one after another.However, Shen Yanzhao never called him "Qingqing" in private, Fu Qing looked at him speechlessly, and really saw a hint of guilt and gloating on the other's face.

"Okay, then let Brother Fu choose." Xiao Shu said angrily, looking at Fu Qing eagerly.

Fu Qing felt a headache when he saw the three pairs of eyes - what kind of strange Shura field is this?

However, if he had to choose, no matter how stupid Shen Yanzhao was, he was also their boss.The worker Fu Qing had a quick judgment on the situation, and said, "Boss Shen, if possible, can I trouble you to play with me later?"

The two losers instantly showed lost and injured expressions.

Shen Yanzhao let out a victor's snort.

Yang Chunxue looked at him disappointedly: "If you want to play against each other, I can do it too."

Fu Qing rubbed his nose, and said truthfully: "But the character in the play is a domineering boss, and President Shen's temperament is more suitable?"

Unexpectedly, after finishing speaking, Xiao Shu felt even more sad: "But before, we were the ones who helped you to do the right thing, and you never said it was inappropriate."

Fu Qing: ...

He has a headache, he is helpless, and he wants to jump out of the car.

After a few minutes.

Fu Qing was forced to lie on the bed, revealing half of her bruised back.

In the end, the struggle between the eyes of the three did not produce any results, and Fu Qing refused to "choose one of the three", so he finally had to hire a massage therapist from a hotel to come up and push the medicinal wine for him.

The three of them stared at him with piercing eyes, Fu Qing thought they were all men at first, what's wrong with their naked backs?What can be embarrassing?

But when the three of them saw it like this, he felt shy for no reason: "Go out first."

Shen Yanzhao raised his eyebrows arrogantly: "Did you hear that? Qingqing let the two of you go out."

Yang Chunxue couldn't help sneering: "It's obviously you."

Xiao Shu: "That's right, Brother Fu never avoids suspicion in front of us."

Shen Yanzhao: "Fart..."

Fu Qing got a headache from the twittering noise, covered his ears, and got angry unbearably: "I'm talking about the three of you, get out!"

The world is finally quiet.

At the same time, the first issue of this season's "Exploring Nature" was finally officially launched.The fans of all families gathered together, and first brushed up the trailer of the show.

Originally, this show was very vague, but this season, under the agitation of Fu Qing, several traffic stars suddenly appeared, and there were also famous actors like Senior Zhao.

Where there is traffic, there will be fights, and the program group does not want to be torn apart, so it has achieved the ultimate in the word "Duan Shui".

Official artist list?

At the same time, Weibo is sent regularly, one for each artist, and the format is very similar.

Play a trailer?

The departure time of each artist is exactly the same, even accurate to the second.

Today's teaser promotion, the official blog also thanked all the artists and amateur guests, and finally added a sentence "sorted by surname in alphabetical order" full of desire for survival.

Passerby: Hahahahahahaha, coward the crew!

But in this series of publicity, some people consciously found Huadian: "Hey, this Mr. Shen looks familiar."

"Isn't this the little brother who walked the red carpet and had an affair with Fu Qing at the charity dinner that day? Everyone is saying that this newcomer has a domineering aura. He is not an entertainer, but a real domineering man!"

"What, what, Fu Qing's scandal object is Shen Bai's brother???"

"This weird dimensional wall...don't worry about it, anyway, our 'Father' CP has released candy publicly again! The priest is on top!"

"Officials force people to knock, you don't want to knock?"

In this kind of variety show, fans of traffic stars are most afraid of being attracted by other players, but Fu Qing's family's painting style is extremely strange.Some people couldn't help poking Wei Fan: "You don't care? Let others knock cp?"

Wei Fan should hate being sucked blood the most.

"Fuhaos" (the name of Fu Qing's fans) calmly rolled their eyes, and said indifferently, "What do you care? We Qingqing have 108 pairs of CPs in Jianghu, can the fans handle it?"

This is true.

Even under the remarks of the "priest" cp, there are other cp fans haunting, angrily expressing that "the priest is a fake, they are the real foundation".

Others: ...Your circle is too messy.

In Duan Shui's program group and Fu Qing's 108 pairs of random flying cp, the program officially started.

At the beginning of the program, "Exploring Nature" responded to its title, and began to show the great rivers and mountains with aerial photography.The audience followed the camera to see the mountains, rivers, seas, and the desert countryside. As the magnificent scenes unfolded, an elegant and deep voice sounded slowly——

"Every mountain range bears witness to a piece of history; every river means a story; every long-distance trek is the awe and worship of nature."

The audience who originally wanted to press the fast-forward hand paused for a moment, and their restless and nervous hearts gradually calmed down.

"It's rare to see such a slow-paced variety show. Thank you xx for letting me appreciate the natural scenery."

"The filming was really good, but the current atmosphere is rather impetuous. If it wasn't for xx, I might not have opened it in my life."

Fans sighed naturally, and at the same time amway their own idols.

The scenery is indeed beautiful, but the program is also vague for a reason. It's almost 3 minutes, and the program has not yet started to get to the point.Such a slow pace is particularly uncomfortable for audiences who are used to going straight to the theme.

However, although "Exploring Nature" is a small variety show, it also had a group of regular audiences before.

There are two main types of these people, one is outdoor survival enthusiasts, who come to the program group to find companions or learn knowledge; but the other is a typical home nerd, they have a heart yearning for freedom, but are limited Realistic conditions or insufficient skill reserve, so it is impossible to experience wild life.

Seeing the emotions of the fans, these viewers couldn't help but smile in their hearts.

too naive.

No one was willing to come to this show before, not only because of the low ratings, but also because it was too "tossing guests".

Celebrities have a layer of filter aura, but under the power of nature, this filter will quickly shatter to pieces.I don't know if these fans can still laugh when they see their masters being forced to devour raw worms and being frightened by wild animals.

This group of regular viewers just wanted to watch the stars get tossed.

——It’s a good field show, what are you looking for for those traffic?

They were already faintly dissatisfied with the stars in their hearts, and when they saw the fans yelling at the artists, they could not suppress the schadenfreude in their hearts, waiting for these stars to be "taught" in disgrace.

They also made a bet in private, the content was "How long can this group of delicate skin and tender meat last?"

Among them, Fu Qing was considered to be the first entertainer to break down and quit the program because of his handsome face and the femininity of the Prince Regent.

In the program, the team finally set off, and when it was approaching noon, they encountered the first problem-eating lunch.

coming!

These regular viewers immediately became enthusiastic, those who eat melons eat melons, and those who eat melon seeds eat melon seeds, looking forward to the follow-up development.

And fans, at this time, are still holding unrealistic expectations.

"Look for wild fruits and dig wild vegetables. When I was a child, my grandparents often took me out to dig wild vegetables to eat."

"In such a cold weather, the water is too cold, right? What if I catch a cold?"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"There is no hope for catching fish, so we should pin our hopes on the wild vegetable team."

"Naive." Old viewers sneered disdainfully, "The living conditions in the wild are not as good as you think? Unless the program crew releases water, otherwise, all edible wild vegetables will have been eaten up by wild animals in this season."

However, the show has been running for so many seasons, unless the artist is starving to death as soon as possible, he will not release the water easily.

In the camera, Guo Yifan pointed to an inedible wild vegetable root, mistaking it for another wild vegetable variety.

Fans:  …

It's over, and the Wild Vegetable Team has no hope.

"Hahahahahaha!" The old audience taunted ruthlessly, "It's fine if you can't tell the breed, how can he have the confidence to speak so swearingly? If you haven't learned biology well, just shut up obediently, okay?"

However, among the guests of this season, none can resist.

It seems that these people are going hungry.

The old audience happily cracked open the melon seeds.

However, just the second after they came to a conclusion, the camera cut suddenly, and they saw Fu Qing take out...a fishing net from his backpack thoughtfully? ? ?

The old and new audiences were stunned together.

But this was not enough, Fu Qing started to take out all kinds of bottles and cans.He and Shen Yanzhao, one digs out the seasoning, the other cuts open the belly of the fish, and the cooperation is extremely tacit.

When the lid of the pot was lifted, hot mist engulfed the camera lens, and the grilled fish in the distance also began to make a tempting sound of sizzling, and all the audience, together with the program group, made a loud, saliva-swallowing sound.

The melon seeds in my hand are suddenly not fragrant.jpg

Shen Yanzhao and Fu Qing, these two people together are a beautiful picture.Especially in the wild grass blown by the wind, seeing two people sitting side by side is like a world-class oil painting. If it is normal, it will definitely make people unable to take their eyes off.

But at this moment, everyone's eyes were not on the two of them, but on the slightly rolled up fish skin.

Even if they are handsome guys, there is no way for them to ignore the delicious grilled fish!

Moreover, the program group and the later stage obviously have a strong resentment, and it seems that they want to double the pain they have suffered on the audience.

Grass! ! !

Why does the show not start until ten o'clock?

Isn't this poisoning in the middle of the night? !

I don't know how many people, at this moment, they couldn't resist ordering takeaway.

For a while, the barbecue restaurant was so busy that it was too busy.

At the same time, on Weibo's trending search, an inexplicable #诺清长肖# airborne topped the hot list.

What?Has Fu Qing gained weight?

No!They still want to see the handsome guy for a few more years!

Passers-by who didn't know why lamented that the handsome guy's flowering period was too short, and went in full of curiosity. As a result, they were confused and found that there was no "Fu Qing" inside.

From the hot reviews to the latest and constantly refreshing news, it has nothing to do with Fu Qing himself, but a series of... BBQ orders.

"Crying, Fu Qing hurt me. I lost weight for more than a month, and I barely held back my appetite, but I saw that Fu Qing broke his power, and the calories exploded tonight [Photo][Photo]"

Passerby:? ? ?

You cry when you cry, why do you have to expose so many barbecues? !

Even, even if you spend less time in the sun.

"Coordinate x is in Xicheng District, I declare that the best barbecue in the vicinity of ten kilometers is this: Xiaopang BBQ! [Photo] [Photo]"

"It's a rare indulgence, but it seems to be too much, laughing and crying [Photo][Photo][Photo][Photo]"

"Oh my god, are you too quick?! The barbecue restaurants within three kilometers of me are full of orders, so I won't be taking orders for the time being. I have no choice. I can only order a city-wide delivery five kilometers away, and the shipping fee is expensive. Forget it, the key is to wait for an hour [explosive cry]”

"Heh, everyone usually tells me to lose weight. At the critical moment, each one is faster than the other. Fortunately, I am fast enough/狗头/[流图][流图]"

Passerby: ...

They gradually understood.

Tonight's hot search must be the conspiracy of the barbecue restaurant!

Use an irrelevant star to lure people in and kill them.

After all, in this time period, who can resist the temptation of barbecue + iced cola? !

Just looking at those pictures, their brains automatically make up the sound of Zila Zila's oil and water bursting on the charcoal, and the aroma of cumin, salt, pepper, and chili noodles.

Passerby: ...Fuck.

Bear with it, bear with it.

Just order now!

The author has something to say:

——Later, in the "Chronicle of Major Events in the Entertainment Industry", people honored this day as "National BBQ Day".