i spent the summer in gotham

247.

American Chaoying and Huaxia Chaoying and Huaxia Immortal Cultivator looked at each other across the aisle.

Chinese Superman Kong Kenan, Chinese Batman Wang Boxi, and Chinese Wonder Woman Peng Dailan sat on the table opposite us, and there was a chocolate cake full of candles on the table.

I stubbornly ate the shrimp slip in my mouth, and waved to the opposite side, "Hello, friends on the other side."

Kong Kenan, who was wearing a birthday hat and swaying around surrounded by flashing lights, saw me, and suddenly showed a malicious smile on his face.

He brought the light stick to my mouth, "Come on, my dear friend, would you like to wish me a happy birthday?"

???

who is your dear friend

Shameless, my relationship with you is obviously farther than that of Du E and Zhao Quide!

The diners in all the booths on the left and right sides of the aisle cast bright eyes on me. I looked around and found that the people sitting next to me were not in their seats.

"Walk, go to the bathroom." Jason hooked Tim's neck.

"Where's the toilet, hahaha." Dick laughed hypocritically and pushed Damian forward.

Is this a harmonious family?

So how are you better than char siew, at least the char siew can be eaten.

Kong Kenan laughed loudly, "I'm dying of laughter, is this the beautiful family relationship of your family?"

Before he could finish his sentence, a flying ramen hit him on the face, and Kong Kenan blankly wiped it off.

I laughed wildly back, "I'm dying of laughter, is this the real strength of Chinese Superman?"

Noodle throwing brother: QwQ

248.

Kong Kenan sat in the booth next door and laughed at me, "I'm down, Li Cizhang, you actually ordered two non-spicy pots."

"It's as if you, a Shanghainese, can eat spicy food very well," I smiled, "Who was crying while eating turkey noodles last time? I still have a video of you looking for water with tears in your eyes. "

Kong Kenan was shocked, "Impossible, you must be deceiving me, I obviously forced them to delete all the videos!"

Sitting next to Kong Kenan, the chubby Wang Boxi, who was urged by my father to go to the gym, smiled shyly, and could not see the cunning and cunning behind the scenes.

Wang Boxi and I looked at each other, and tacitly passed the fact that I paid five yuan to buy the video from him at a high price, "I don't know where it came from, and when I knew it, the circle of friends had gone crazy gone."

I kindly reminded, "Maybe Zhao Quide sold it."

Kong Kenan was incompetent and furious, "Damn it, I will knock off his dog's head next time we meet!"

I calmly slid the shrimp into the pot, "I'm just saying it's possible."

I caught a glimpse of Wang Boxi picking up the phone, assuming that I guessed right, he should be transferring money to Senior Brother Qude.

Brother Quide is an instrument repairer, so he doesn't belong to the category of rich monks. This senior brother is full of whimsical ideas, and from time to time he has to come up with a few experiments of blowing up fireworks on the top of the mountain.

So his clever little head developed a new business, specifically to take the blame for others.

Then after the sufferer came to the door aggressively, he found that he had found the wrong person, and he felt guilty that he would be knocked down by the wicked brother again.

Eat both sides, as expected of you.

249.

The staff of Haidilao served a pig's brain flower.

Dick's expression became uncertain, "You Chinese people," he said carefully, "are you all so fierce?"

"Eat it?" I said viciously, "Huaxia people pay attention to what they lack when they eat food. If you eat more, the missing half of your brain may grow back."

Dick was expecting, "Really?"

"fake."

Dick looked like he was about to shed a sad tear any second.

250.

When the brain flower was served, Jason went straight to the toilet because he drank too much sour plum soup, so he didn't witness the grand scene of me sending the brain flower to the butter pot for a bath.

When he came back, he saw only an oval-shaped unidentified object placed on the public plate.

He poked it with his chopsticks vigilantly, "What is this?"

Tim said kindly, "Chinese tofu has exquisite curved prints on it."

Jason was dubious, "Why is the shape of this tofu so weird?"

I added fuel to the flames, "This is a serious hot pot restaurant. Could it be that they sell human brains to cook hot pot for you?"

Jason thought about it and thought it made sense.

Convinced, he held out his chopsticks.

251.

After he ate it with a weird expression, I slowly said the second half of the sentence, "Of course hot pot restaurants don't sell human brains, but hot pot restaurants sell pig brains."

Jason's chewing mouth stopped.

His hand reached for the napkin next to it.

However, the pig's brain was too soft after being boiled. Before he could spit it out, his Adam's apple rolled up and down in a single breath.

swallowed.

Jason's face turned red orange yellow green blue blue purple.

His expression tells us he's only a fingernail's thickness away from throwing up in the bathroom.

Poor Jason.

I shook my head sympathetically, "Didn't you see this thing when you hit someone's head?"

Jason squeezed out a few words through his teeth, "When you hit someone on the head, do you think about eating it?"

Yes, you are right.

252.

Jason drank three cups of sour plum soup in one go.

He rested his head on his hands, still recovering from the painful blow of "Zombie Todd ate the pig's brain".

After a while, he finally uttered a few words, "Don't give Tim this food, he will get prions if he eats it."

"I agree," Tim huddled weakly in the corner, "so he can endure the torture alone."

After that, he glanced at Damian who monopolized the two pots, and said enviously, "Like this vegetarian hippie, he doesn't have such troubles."

Damian grinned grimly, and pulled out the colander from the clear oil pan.

Fight!Fight!

Today's daily fight indicators have not been completed yet!

253.

The brain teasing was very tasty, Jason was so hot that he stuck his tongue out, while watching Tim and Damian snatch the food, he satirized them, "Shame... Shasha... Now... Shasha..."

I don't know if the two of them are ashamed, but you are indeed quite ashamed.

Tim Yaya despises, "I don't know if your face will turn redder after drinking a glass of wine, or if you eat hot pot."

He suddenly realized, "Oh, I see."

He made a final decision, "You can only eat a cup of hot pot."

I was putting the new brain flower into the hot pot, muttering, "Go to hell, brain flower sauce. Mr. Xia You, I avenged you!"

Jason's chopsticks still had half of his brain that he hadn't finished eating just now, "Don't play back the curse, let alone eat it!"

Dick looked at us lovingly, "Oh, what a joy."

Kong Kenan, who was across the aisle, turned his head.

Kong Kenan across the aisle laughed.

Wang Boxi was very puzzled, "What's wrong with you?"

Kong Kenan patted him on the shoulder and said meaningfully, "Robin Robin is fine, keep it up."

254.

"Thank you don't have huanrob." Kong Kenan spoke English for the first time.

There are two Chinese people present, one Chinese mixed-race person and one Chinese snake, plus four American people who can speak Chinese. I don't understand the meaning of his English sentence.

Maybe it's for the B horn.

But as a senior user of Cai O Xiaoyi, I would like to say——

Connen, you have a grammar error.

The bewilderment on Wang Boxi's face became more intense, and he turned to ask Peng Dailan, "What does he mean?"

The very old Huaxia Snake sighed bitterly, "Kong Kenan, how much did you score in the English test last week?"

Kong Kenan's haughty head hung down humbly, "Oh, I'm eating."

"Are you going to take the cram school test next week?" Peng Dailan pinched her eyebrows, "Can you get more than five points in classical Chinese this time? At least pass the Chinese this time."

I popped and almost squirted out the sour plum soup I just poured down.

Damian was incredulous, "Is he mentally handicapped? Isn't he from Huaxia? Why can he still fail in Chinese?"

Xueba Damian was puzzled, "Why would someone fail?"

Well, now that you know that you are a super learner, you can shut up now.

Kong Kenan muttered, "Didn't you go to save the world in the last exam, and the essay was not finished yet."

Peng Dailan was categorical, "Next time you come back after the exam, I can stand it alone."

In front of the students' exams, even saving the world must be put behind.

It's too difficult for students, huh.

255.

We didn't finish a meal of Haidilao.

All the remaining ingredients were thrown into the pot, boiled, packed and taken away, and they were all used to make some braised snacks for Dad.

Dad doesn't like spicy food, so we put all the spicy pot with sinister intentions.

In this hot pot dinner, the spicy food expert besides me is actually Damian.

He didn't eat spicy food voluntarily.When the staff of Haidilao kindly stepped forward to order the meat rolls for us, they dropped them into his mushroom pot.

His mushroom pot thus becomes Tim and Dick's new happy haven.Damian was forced to eat spicy food and became delirious after a meal.

He even called Tim "brother"!

Oh my god, Damian was so hot that he lost his mind! !

Tim happily accepted his brother's love.Yes, he was touched and uploaded the recording of "brother" to the cloud, and sent it to every group that knew him and Damian.

Within 10 minutes, the entire Premier League knew that Robin Damian called Red Robin Timothy his brother.

Red Robin, Timothy, is terrifying.

256.

Let's bid farewell to the Big Three of the Chinese Justice League and come back with a packing box.

My dad was sitting in the middle of the sofa, looking at us uncertainly, "Where did you go?"

Dick sneered, leaned forward and held up the packing box flatteringly, "We went to eat at Haidilao, look, this is a special dish specially made for you, rice with tomato and egg!"

In fact, everyone ordered too much food after eating, and in the end they couldn't finish it at all, and used it as a perfunctory for my father.

However, the artistry of language permeates every corner of life, and it is understandable to artistically process reality in order to survive better!

Dick brought up another bowl of ramen as if offering a treasure, "I made it myself, isn't it amazing?"

We actually couldn't eat any more at the end.But Dick saw the noodle dumpling boy performing at other tables, so he ordered a portion of noodles, and he went to the battle himself, which caused a scream from the little girl in Haidilao

——Mainly because he threw it on Damian's face, and Damian violently injured his brother.

In front of my dad was the pile of shit Dick threw that no dog would eat.

Dick, the language teacher, put all the packing boxes in front of my father, "Look, we still remember you when we go out to eat."

My dad pushed the box and said seriously, "In that case, I have a question."

"Ok?"

"You went to Haidilao, did you brush your shoes?"

"hold head high???"

"How is the service?"

So you're actually bothered by the fact that Batman can't clean his shoes in Haidilao, right? ?