i spent the summer in gotham

376.

Roy and I were blowing the cool night wind, sitting on the flying sword one after the other and swinging.

"It's really fun to fly a flying sword," Roy said, "It's even more fun than my spinning arrow!"

Roy's rotating arrow is to the extent that Doraemon will sue him for infringement if he sees it.

I proudly raised my nose, "Of course, my wife is the best!"

"But I have other arrows." Roy pulled out two arrows from his backpack, and he broke off the arrowhead of one of the arrows, leaving only the shaft. "Look, fluorescent arrows!"

"Wow!" I exclaimed.

Roy waved the fluorescent arrow and flicked it a few times. Tiny light spots lit up in the shaft of the arrow that lost the arrow. The light spots gathered into strands in the night and glued together into a beam of light.

His face was illuminated by the twilight, and slender rods of light were reflected in his eyes, "I use peroxides and esters to carry out chemical reactions, and the energy after the reaction of the two is transferred to the fluorescent dye placed in the arrow shaft in advance. , will become what it is now.”

I grabbed the slightly shiny shaft and exclaimed, "Wow, isn't this the legendary—"

"...A light stick?"

"...It seems to be oh."

377.

Each of us held two fluorescent arrow shafts and sang loudly in the sky, swinging to our heart's content.

The killer crocodile was sitting on Du'er's sword hilt, cross-legged in meditation.

Roy hooked his shoulders, strung the flexible fluorescent arrow shafts with arrows, connected them into a colorful circle, and hung them around the killer crocodile's neck, "Dude, what are you doing?"

Killer Crocodile glanced at the colorful ring around his neck, then at Roy with the colorful fluorescent ring around his head, and said indifferently, "I'm learning to control it."

"Wow," Roy covered his mouth, "sounds so high-end."

I put a fluorescent arrow shaft loop around my wrist, grabbed Roy's shoulder and shook it, "The bat light is off tonight, so I can't see the road ahead."

Killer Crocodile looked around, not even a bird could be seen above the city where the clouds rolled, so he fell silent.

I bit my nails nervously, "What if I bump into Superman, will Superman be arrested for drunk driving?"

Roy said seriously, "It's okay, if he wants to check our alcohol content, then we'll turn on the bat lights and let Batman protect us."

Killer Alligator: "I don't think Batman protects alcoholics."

"Then it's decided," I tapped my palms, "let's go find the Bat Light!"

Roy cheered, "Go find the Bat Light!"

The killer crocodile sitting in the back who has always been out of tune with us, "...Flying sword, fly a little lower, I want to get off."

378.

Robin is looking for them.

The flying sword's flying height is tens of meters away from the top of the tallest building in Gotham. After a few strange things stopped screaming, they easily disappeared into the clouds.

He tried to deduce their destination based on the flight trajectory of the flying sword, and finally came to the conclusion that the screaming chickens in the sky were flying randomly.

How would he complete the task assigned by his father, Robin fell into thinking.

He didn't think for more than a minute before reaching a conclusion.

Of course, this does not mean that Damian is extremely smart. After all, anyone who looks up now can see the bright white bat mark imprinted in the rolling clouds.

And a line of capitalized English below the bat mark.

"EVERYBODYLOVES BATMAN!!!"

Damian: ...

Got it, they're in the Gotham Police Department.

379.

After cleaning up the group of blind drug dealers, Jason walked out of the closed warehouse by stepping on the drug dealer's waist.

According to the time, Li Cizhang should have received Roy. It's still early, and the three of them can stop by for a supper.

With beautiful imagination in his arms, Jason called Li Cizhang.

One second, five seconds, ten seconds, no one answered.

Based on his many bathroom battles with Roy Harper, Jason had a bad feeling.

He raised his head slowly, and saw the bat mark in the night sky of Gotham at a glance.

And that confession of love.

Jason:  …

Jason's phone slipped from his hand and fell to his feet.

He didn't know what happened in this short hour.

But he knows one thing.

Roy Harper is dead.

380.

Roy clapped his hands, "Look, that's it. It must be written backwards and printed in the sky to be the correct word."

I seal applause, "Arsenal NB!"

Satisfied, we jumped back on Duer, and I grabbed the killer crocodile's tail with one hand, "You're going wrong, brother crocodile, the flying sword is here!"

Killer Crocodile tried to struggle, "Let go of me, I'm leaving."

"Don't be so unfamiliar," Roy helped me drag the killer crocodile up, "If you want to be happy, you have to follow through to the end."

Killer Alligator Alligator has no expression on his face, "I don't feel happy at all."

We tugged on his tail and laughed, "Don't pay attention to these details."

"Finally, I found you." A voice said quietly.

A small figure in red, yellow and green stood on the edge of the roof, "As expected, you two mentally retarded children." He smiled sarcastically, "The red hood is because the head is caught by the hood, so you two get together .”

Killer Crocodile, who was lifted into the air and swayed in the wind, agreed, "Smart people think so."

I frowned and looked at it for a long time, but I really couldn't see what it was in front of me. I poked Roy, "What is this talking thing?"

"Red, yellow, green," Roy raised his chin, "I see, this is a signal light!"

"Oh," I suddenly realized, "It turned out to be a signal light!"

"Don't add weird settings to others without authorization!"

381.

We step on the sword and fly in the sky.

Signal lights are on the ground.

The signal lights put their hands on their chests, um, does the signal light have hands?

"You guys come down."

"Don't come down." Roy and I hooked our shoulders together, "Come up if you have the ability, hehe."

"Don't make me do it," the signal light threatened. "I don't usually do it with drunks."

"He said we were drunks!" Roy snapped his hands, "Will you be fined for drunk driving?"

"The driver's license will be confiscated." I looked stern, "Let's run away."

Roy nodded, "Run away."

The Feijian took off again and flew towards the distance.A claw followed, ejected from around the corner, and grabbed hold of the killer crocodile's tail.

The signal light took out two claw guns, spliced ​​the handles of the guns together, grabbed the edge of the roof at one end, and clasped the crocodile's tail at the other end.

He stepped on the connected steel cable and galloped towards us.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, signal lights are not allowed to become fine!

I thought for a moment, and kicked the killer crocodile off.

In the scream of the killer crocodile, I taught Roy, "This is a necessary sacrifice, and we will always remember the contribution that the crocodile brother made for us."

Roy drew a sign of the cross on his chest, "Amen."

382.

We hummed and flew ahead, while the signal lights and the crocodile brothers chased after us angrily.

Due dodged left and right, dodging every dart and every claw with precision.

"What's the matter, Roy Harper?" A beautiful woman with black hair and blue eyes stood on the side of the road and looked at us, angrily, "Did you fucking drink my sister?"

My eyes lit up, "Wow, his chest is so big and his eyes are so bright. Although the red popcorn bucket in his hand is ugly, his waist is so thin."

Roy nodded, "Not bad," he spread his hands, "He is my friend, you want his phone number, and you have to pay me."

It is impossible to pay the money, the money is earned by Roy, why don't I ask it myself.

I jumped off Duer, picked and picked in the flower beds by the roadside, grabbed a piece of dogtail grass, held it in my mouth, and blinked at the beautiful woman twice.

Because I don't wink, every time I blink, both eyes blink at the same time, but it doesn't matter, we can count as me blinking four times in total.

"Beauty, why don't you add QQ?"

For some reason, I feel that the beauty's expression is a bit hideous.

The beauty held my head with her hand, his strength may be that he took my Jin Gui's head as dough, "Say, how much did you drink?"

"Who is a decent person to drink?" I cried because the beauty misunderstood me so much, "I only eat bonbons."

"A box of chocolates will make you look like a demented child." The beauty said disgustedly, "Don't come out to be ashamed and conspicuous."

Beautiful women hate me.

cry cry.

But it doesn't matter, for the sake of his good looks, I forgive him.

"Beauty, you are so beautiful." I said affectionately, "Is there any breast enhancement technique that you can teach me?"

The beauty was speechless, and he pointed at the black bat behind him and asked, "Why didn't you ask him?"

I frowned and stared at the black-clothed bat man tasting for a long time, "Although he has a big chest, thin waist, long legs, and good-looking chin, but," I widened my eyes, "he is a bat monster, has he not paid the fine yet?"

Roy swayed over step by step, hooked the beauty's neck and shouted loudly, "Deadlift! Bench press! Beat the sandbag attached to Batman!" He gave a thumbs up and slapped the beautiful woman's strong chest muscles , "You can also have such a proud size!"

The bat-monster cast meaningful glances at us from afar.

The beauty was furious, grabbed Roy's collar and roared, "Are you courting death?"

The dispute between the two of them has nothing to do with me, I saw the new beautiful sister.

A beautiful girl in a leather jacket with cat ears on her head was putting her hands on the bat monster's shoulders, "It's very lively, aha."

I stared deeply at the ears on the top of the pretty girl's head.

It's a cat!

Is there anyone in this world who doesn't love cats?

With a dog's tail grass in my mouth, I walked over aggressively, pushed away the obtrusive bat monster, and twitched the pretty girl's hair, "Beautiful girl, add QQ?"

The bat monster that was pushed out: ...

The blue-eyed beauty pulling Roy's collar: ...

Roy turned his head and patted the beauty on the shoulder with concern, "You're out of breath."

"To shut up."

383.

The beauty stood in front of me with a cold face, talking to herself.

"Assuming you remember this paragraph after you wake up, I think you should understand why I did this."

His knuckles crackled and twisted and twisted.

"Assuming you don't remember, oh, that's fine."

He chopped the knife on the back of my neck steadily with one hand, "Pour it for me!"

I covered the back of my neck and looked at the beautiful woman blankly.

The Bat Monster watched us silently for a long time, "Batmobile, confirm the source of the sound, Tai Sirgun."

Two small claws grabbed my left and right hands, I looked down, why is there a silver-white light running along the line?

really weird.

384.

I opened my eyes with difficulty and turned over in the quilt.

what am i doing before bed

Tsk, the impression is a little fuzzy.

I touched the back of my neck, it was swollen, and I touched my head, there was a bulge on it.

There is a scorched black mark on each of the left and right hands, which feels like being struck by lightning.

But I, who opened the sword bone, am immune to lightning.

What the hell was I doing before going to bed, why can't I remember anything?

weird.