i spent the summer in gotham

1.

I stood in a pink room, looking around blankly.

The room is decorated in an extremely girly style, with pink wallpaper covering the walls and furry teddy bears piled up in the corners.

I am wearing a lolita dress with black and blue stripes, which matches the overall style of the room very well.What disappeared with my original clothes was my cultivation. I couldn't feel the aura in my body, as if I was originally a mortal with a mortal body.

I stared at the black and blue striped stockings on my legs and fell silent.

According to my experience, there is only one Two-dimensional girl dressed like this.

Shi Duojin in "Angel in Garter", a gothic lolita with a poisonous tongue, is an angel who descends to hunt evil spirits.

Her weapon is a sword made from the stockings she took off.

The stockings that took off turned into swords.

I screamed silently with my face in my hands, and almost collapsed into a noodle tumbling in boiling water, until someone told me to shut up.

"Your condition is already good, can you take care of other people's mood?" Jason sat on the bed with a completely numb expression, as if he had been crushed by the world.

He wore a short red dress skirt, and his bulging muscles almost burst the seams of the dress, and his forty-foot feet were stuffed into narrow red high-heeled shoes, so that he couldn't stand at all and could only sit. bed.Bracelets, necklaces, rings, and earrings are all in matching gold, shining dazzlingly with his movements.

If you just look at this outfit, it is difficult to guess the character for a while, but when you look at my attire, it is easy to see that he is wearing the clothes of Storkin's sister Pandi.

Most importantly, Pandey's weapon is a gun that takes off his underwear.

The sisters' usual weapons match ours by accident.I sat next to Jason in a cute dress and thought, "Does this mean that we are destined by God?"

"If this fate means that I am dressed like this," Jason said indifferently, "I would rather die of old age on Vormir."

I sneaked a few glances at his neckline, which was about to crack when he moved it, and sucked it indistinctly, "Don't pay attention to these details! Tim can even dress up as an innocent and cute little nurse. Your personality is still an angel, and an angel is no better than a nurse." So dashing!"

Jason grinned and slapped me on the head, "This blessing is for you, do you want it?"

My little skirt covered me from head to toe, and everything was fine except that the style and color didn't fit my aesthetic.I shrank my head guiltily and tried to divert Jason's attention, "Do you see that the teddy bear next to you is moving?"

"What are you talking about..." Bullshit...

The unpleasant movement of the fur rubbing against the fur caused the two of us to turn our heads and stare at everything in front of us stiffly.

The group of cute plush teddy bears sitting in the corner stood up one after another and walked towards us.Every teddy bear had a flamboyant smile on its face, and stretched out its hands, as if begging us for a hug.

I swallowed, "Is it my hallucination?"

Jason said in a hoarse voice, "No."

We looked at each other, "Run!"

2.

I was wearing a small skirt and kicked open the door of the room. Jason stepped on high heels and ran out behind me, even faster than me.

With a loud "hiss", Jason cursed, "Why is this dress so tight on the chest!"

Before I had time to take a look, the noisy cutting sound snuffed out my lust without hesitation.I looked back and saw teddy bears pouring out of the room we had escaped in, like a brown tide, towards us.

The door panel that was kicked aside by Jason shattered in the blink of an eye, revealing a cold glow behind it.The continuously rotating saw teeth are connected into a silver belt, which makes people's scalp tingle.

The biggest teddy bear in the room wields a chainsaw, yelling and slashing, from the back all the way to the front, and the eyes made of buttons are watching us flatly.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I yelled my wife's name heartbreakingly, "Du E!!"

There was no movement, only the childhood killer chainsaw teddy bear and his little brothers chasing after our ass and hacking all the way.

Jason kindly reminded me, "According to the setting, you can only become a weapon when you take off your stockings."

Do you stop to take off your socks while running?

The big gold chain around Jason's neck flickered, "If we don't fight back, we will be cut into pieces by this beast!"

I yelled, "Then you should take it off too, isn't it just fat time, what's so embarrassing to take off fat time!"

"Fuckylife!" Jason gritted his teeth, "Three two one, take off together!"

"Three, two, one... You should take it off!"

"Speak as if you're taking it off!!"

The devil Teddy was getting closer and closer to us, and the roaring chainsaw chopped down from between us, splashing large pieces of sawdust.

"Okay, okay!" I was terrified, "If you want to lose someone, throw it together, don't leave anyone behind!"

I stretched out my hand and pulled the stockings, which were specially made into two sections transparent and easy to put on and take off, and turned into a long sword in my hand.Jason was spinning a gun in his hand.

With weapons in hand, we turned back straight with grinning grins from the corners of our mouths.

All human fears come from insufficient firepower.

3.

We stood amidst the limbs and arms of teddy bears and balls of cotton wool flying in the sky.

I looked at Jason, and Jason looked at me.

Me: "Are you under..." No underwear.

Jason said indifferently, "Shut up."

Me: "Are you really not wearing..." underwear?

Jason became furious, "Shut up, shut up, shut up, another beep shot will kill you!"

I made a gesture to zip up my mouth, Jason's face was blue and red, red and black, and my heart was tickling like a kitten stepping on milk, I couldn't hold back my curiosity, "I'll just ask."

I struggled to ask the question that had troubled me for a long time in Jason's eyes that wanted to kill his own sister, "You

click.

Jason put the muzzle of the gun on my forehead, and said emotionlessly, "Die."

4.

After leaving the room, we realized that we were in the interior of an old castle, and the room we left should be the toy room in the old castle.

With knives and guns in hand, we rummaged through countless trash teddy bears, and found a dressing room. Jason was the first to rush in, and slammed the door behind me to shut me out.

Look at this man, he is so defensive towards his own sister!

I waited outside the door for a while, and he came out slowly, wearing a white suspender top and short skirt, which were exactly the clothes Pandey and Sister Storkin wore when they transformed.

My lips trembled, "You, you have awakened to some new hobby, right? It's okay, we won't discriminate against you, big, be yourself boldly."

Jason was furious, "You think I am willing, no matter what clothes I change, I will change into this and that red dress, this one is at least the right size!"

I looked deeply at his chest, "Indeed."

"It's really a fart, please restrain your lust!"

"Okay," I look back regretfully, "but I have one more question."

"Aren't you cold down here?"

"It's not cold." Jason said coldly, "I'm wearing two pairs, and the one with the bow that turned into a gun is worn outside the boxer shorts."

How could this be so!

My face suddenly turned into a soul eater, "You ruined the fun of all mankind! You sinner!"

"The fun of all mankind is not something like this, okay!!"

5.

We went on and entered another room full of toys.

It seems that a child once lived in the castle. Except for the toy room, you can see cute plush toys every now and then. Except for teddy bears, the others are just ordinary toys.

The room we're walking into now looks like a child's bedroom, with toys and throw pillows on the carpet that covers the entire room, and lace around the edge of the big bed curtain.

The angel Jason in the white skirt walked in, and a choked cough came from the doll.

I stared at the pile of dolls vigilantly, fearing that another childhood killer would emerge from it.

Jason squatted down, made a sudden move, and squeezed out a Pikachu wearing a hat, "Stop pretending, just say it if you want to die."

Under Pikachu's horrified gaze, he took off the bow tie outside his boxer shorts, aimed his gun at Pikachu's eyes, "I'll count to three."

Pikachu's tone was dreamlike, "Why are you wearing two pairs of underwear?"

Jason laughed out his shark teeth, "One, bye!"

"Wait, wait!" I rushed forward and opened the gun, "It's Tim, he's Tim!"

Jason frowned, "What?"

I pointed to the hat on Pikachu's head, "This shape is from "Detective Pikachu". Pikachu's body hides the soul of a coffee-savvy detective. By the way, the detective's son is also named Tim."

Pikachu Tim smiled shyly at us.

Jason muttered to himself, "That means Tim just saw me lift up my skirt and take off my pants..."

click.

With a hideous face, he said, "Just die!"

Tim: "Picka Picka Picka!!!"

6.

Pikachu was coiled on my shoulder, trembling, trying not to expose myself to Jason's aiming range.

I coughed politely and tried to change the subject, "Do you know one hundred thousand volts?"

Tim replied, equally politely, "No."

"Where's Iron Tail?"

"will not."

"A flash of lightning?"

"No."

The more I asked, the more depressed I became, "Then what do you know?"

Tim thought for a moment, "reasoning and drinking coffee."

You might as well want Pikachu to be the master, useless waste.

Pikachu puffed up his face, "You can still be cute, Pika Pika!"

Cute, accepted, okay!

7.

Jason kept thinking. He stared at the bowknot panties on his fingers, and then slowly brought his eyes to Tim's head.

There was a strange light in his eyes, "Tell me, if I put these pants on him, can our roles be interchanged?"

"Don't give up, just be your garter angel!" Tim said without a pause, "And I just need to be a cute piece of shit, Pickup."

There was also a strange light in my eyes, I raised Pikachu with both hands, and said in a low voice, "I heard that you can even attract people to strike up a conversation when you play the role of a nurse."

I grinned slowly, "Look, little nurse, are you interested in wearing stockings?"

Tim's yellow-haired mouse was shocked, "What are you doing, don't come here!"

His screams were artificially suppressed.

It doesn't matter, it's a necessary sacrifice.