i spent the summer in gotham

10.

Girls' parties are usually held at Barbara's clock tower, which was her base as an oracle, and has quite high-tech equipment.

Here we watch movies on the clock tower computer screen, sit on the carpet and sofa to eat takeaway, without my dad staring at us eating fried chicken with that worried old father's eyes, it would not be too happy.

We ordered an extra box of pizza, and Stephanie and Kassan were grabbing the last cheesedog when the bell rang.I hurriedly put on my slippers and ran to open the door.

"Your macadamia fruit pizza!" The good thing about Tim's absence is that we can order pizza with pineapple at will without him being a picky eater.

"It's troublesome, here's a tip." I happily stuffed the money into the delivery boy's hand, "You can eat something you want after get off work."

"Thank you, the pizza is still hot, you can eat it while it's hot," the delivery boy reminded, "Our chef said it's just right to eat now, not too sweet and not too cold."

familiar voice.I looked up, and the outstanding worker who used to deliver food with me was standing in front of me.

No wonder the food was delivered within half an hour after we placed the order. It turned out that the person who delivered the food was Spider-Man!

...it's Spider-Man.

...it's Spider-Man! ! !

11.

Although I used to pinch my occult while delivering food, I didn't hide my voice.

I wiped my face, "brother, do you remember me?"

"Huh?" A look of reminiscence appeared on the face of the diligent takeaway boy Peter.

I reminded, "We delivered pizza together in NYC, employee of the month, remember?"

"Ah!" Peter's eyes widened in shock, "It's you, moth!"

I said it all, don't call me a moth! !

12.

Peter and I sat side by side on the steps in front of the clock tower and chatted.

I unwrapped the Pocky I got from buying pizza, and stuck one in my mouth, "Why are you here?"

Peter scratched his head embarrassingly, "Originally, I was at the celebration party. I came here as soon as I closed my eyes. The owner of the pizza shop took me in. I gave him pizza for three days. He not only provided food and shelter, And pay me my salary!"

I chewed on Pocky, "The treatment is so good."

Peter smiled shyly, "My salary for three days here is equivalent to the pizza I used to deliver for a week, and the benefits are usually super good."

He laughed, "The boss said that because Gotham is too dangerous, if the salary is not high, no one is willing to deliver food haha."

Both unexpected and within fucking reason.

13.

"Besides, we are a chain store. Strictly speaking, the company above is responsible for wages and benefits," Peter said, "so there is no need to worry about the boss losing money."

"That's it," I felt a little bit moved, and asked casually, "Who is the superior company of your store?"

"Wayne Enterprises, sounds a lot like the DC world in the comics, right? Coincidentally, this city is also called Gotham haha."

... click.

My Pocky, snapped in my mouth.

For a moment, I didn't know whether to ask my dad if there was still a full-time food delivery person in the family, or to complain about Peter's amazing level of self-deception.

No, no, no, I should say this first.

Dad, you are no longer that down-and-out sweetheart pig daddy, with Spiderman working for you to deliver food, you are an amazing sweetheart piggy daddy!

14.

I want to know what's going on in the world, is Sony going to buy DC, or DC is going to buy Marvel.I actually live to see Spider-Man deliver food in Gotham.

The spider silk must be very useful, he can completely monopolize 80.00% of the food delivery business in the city by himself, relying on salary and commission to bring down Wayne Enterprises.

"Hey, isn't it because my brother has gone to recuperate from his injury, and he didn't care about the timeline of the tattered fishnet stockings for a while."

Shut up, this is not a place for you.

You are an offending content.

15.

"I won't chat with you now," Peter waved his hand. "Let's chat next time when I have a chance. My next customer is still waiting for me to deliver pizza."

I pulled over his delivery note and saw the address of his next customer.

I can memorize this string of addresses backwards. It is the safe house that Jason specially set aside to entertain us troublemakers.

Well, these liars tricked me into working overtime one by one, but in fact they were having fun in private, what can I bear?

I pressed Peter's shoulder, "It's okay, don't worry, I know the next household you want to send, I'll call and ask for leave for you."

Peter looked at me blankly, and I tried to persuade, "Don't you want to know the way back?"

Peter was slightly taken aback, "Then you know?"

"do not know."

"...I'm leaving." Peter picked up his small takeaway satchel.

16.

"Actually, I don't know, tsk, if I knew it, I wouldn't have closed the publication. I can't keep up with the progress of the main magazine's plot."

"Shut up, I told you that you were banned."

17.

I really can't help it, but I can't help that I have a decathlon father.

Daddy's out at the party tonight as the Brucey baby.I called my dad directly.

Dad's side was full of laughter and laughter. Dad greeted me with a sugary social voice, "Baby, do you need me?"

Me: "...Dad, be normal, I'm scared."

"Assuming what you want to say is what I think," Dad said calmly, withholding his social voice, "Natasha is my female companion tonight."

Ok?

Uh-huh?

Dad's tone was flat, "According to the current time, log in to the Gotham News website on your mobile phone, and you can just see the headline photo featuring the two of us in the entertainment section."

I went in without believing in evil, refreshed it, and the headline photo changed from blank to image.

The charming black-haired and blue-eyed Brussy baby stood next to a slim red-haired girl in a black dress. The girl's hand was on my dad's shoulder, and her red lips were slightly curved.

There are so many billions of women A and men O in the scene.

Wonderful Lalang.

I stared at the group photo and meditated, Xiangxiang.

18.

"Don't think about things you shouldn't think about," said my father, "I will deal with this matter and give me his contact information."

Hey, how did you know Spider-Man was sitting on the steps next to me?

"Don't delay people's work. Don't eat so much fried chicken at night, it's easy to accumulate food. Even if you don't have the problem of food accumulation, you should develop a regular work and rest."

"Thank you dad, goodbye dad, I wish you a happy night, good night!"

I decisively hung up the phone.

Jason should really learn from me. The secret to not quarreling between father and daughter is to empty your mind in time and be a dumb person who can only boast and talk.

As for why Dad knows so many things he shouldn't know, why Dad seems to have a hundred eyes, one at every corner of Gotham.

Those are unthinkable questions.

It's hard to be confused, my friends.

19.

"Your father is really scary. Fortunately, no one pulls our CP. Bat sounds weird. It's better to team up with your second brother Shuanghong Lalang."

"Shut your mother's mouth."

"I'm above

"Then close it together with me, and use the massage stick if your hands can't be stuffed."

20.

I'm sorry, I'm the kind of girl you think telling dirty jokes in front of me will make me shy, but in fact, I know as much as you and can tell more dirty jokes than you.

Alas, how did I get to where I am today step by step?

"Isn't this going to start with the photo album of your father, your brother, your brother's women?"

"Shut up, even a massage stick can't stop your mouth."

21.

After calling my dad, I immediately received a call from Ah Fu.

The voice of the old butler was as decent and elegant as ever, "Miss Ci Zhang, if you are free now, I hope you can rush back to the manor as soon as possible. I am sorry to disturb your party time, but you are the most likely to rush to the manor as soon as possible. The one who came back."

I grimaced, "Give me 3 minutes, what trouble are you in?"

Before I had time to say goodbye to Stephen and the others, I stepped on the suspended Duer, only to hear Ah Fu calmly say, "Tom and Jerry caught a god."

I:? ? ?

22.

I hurried back to the manor, and a man with black hair and green eyes was being bundled and thrown on the edge of the sofa.

Tom and Jerry, the cat and the mouse, wore a guard's tall hat and carried a gunpowder gun that they didn't know where they got it. They patrolled around the man with tape on his mouth from left to right.

A Fu explained calmly, "This unexpected guest is very good at eloquence, we need to eliminate all possibility of him escaping."

I have a complicated expression, the dignified second prince of Asgard is so shameless.

I crouched next to the famous evil god and poked him, which drew his glaring, "How did you catch him?"

Ah Fu said calmly, "This unexpected guest originally planned to sneak in, but was unfortunately discovered by Tom and Jerry. He cast a spell on them and tried to make them work for him."

He wiped the shotgun in his hand patiently and meticulously, "I didn't expect him to be unable to control the nature of the cat and the mouse. These two small residents immediately started chasing them naturally in the manor."

Ah Fu turned his body sideways so that I could see out of the window behind him, the shockingly messy ground, and only a few bare broken branches and broken leaves remained in his beloved gardening flowerbed.

This terrifying combat power is not comparable to that of ten morning-training Damians bundled together.

"Since I educated them last time, Tom and Jerry usually choose Iceberg Restaurant or Arkham Asylum as their battlefields, and rarely touch Wayne Manor. So I immediately knew that there were intruders who were good at demagoguery in the manor."

I shivered, "So, how did you do it?"

The old butler reloaded the shotgun lightly and deftly, pretending to be casual and pointing the muzzle at the evil god beside the sofa.

"Master has a lot of armor, and I happen to have a few sets that I watched him design, and I can wear them too."

Ah Fu meant something, "At least now we know that the performance of the armor has not been reduced because it has not been used for a long time."

I swallowed in horror.