i spent the summer in gotham

596.

"You can also make emoticons," the young lady said, "For example, 'I want to open.jpg'."

I:……

Hiss, this joke is so cold.

"It's not too bad to use lotus root as a sword bone," the young lady comforted me and said, "If you fail again, you can still use it to make soup."

No, it's not consolation at all.

"In short," the young lady pinned Damian the cat that was trying to escape on the bed, "I will leave my cat to you, watch him, and don't let him fight with ducks."

If it was Damian Maomao and Timothy Yaya, it would have to be a pot for each person to prevent them from fighting.

I realized, Todd, that the pot you sent had such a deep meaning.

thank you for your help!

597.

"But there are things that doctors can't do." The young lady said deeply.

I couldn't help but get serious, "What's the matter?"

"Cure baldness."

"..."

"No doctor can save Luther's dead hair follicles." The young lady sighed.

Luther, I'm sorry, you really have such a barren and miserable future.

The young lady circled two fingers around her temples, "So I recommended him a set of mental exercises."

I:?

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-"

Isn't this "Smart Luthor", what are you doing, filming "Smart Luthor" in the United States?

Have some respect for Connor's other dad! !

598.

I was wrong, the future me really has a great growth.

In the future, I have grown from being a joker to a talk show artist who makes others a joker.

There is a law in the Fate universe, funny characters are the strongest!

I see, is this how I grew up to be Feng Aotian?

Damian cat squatted on the top of the closet, looked at me indifferently, "meow."

No, think too much, next one.

599.

Jason regrets not being able to see the Wayne Zoo veterinarian.

But he was soon satisfied in watching cats, cats and ducks vigilantly confronting each other.

The palm-sized little black cat curled up on the top of the cabinet, its sharp green eyes coldly scanning the ducks below.

Yaya is squatting on the carpet in the living room, the little black bean eyes seem to be careless, but in fact they are vigilantly watching the direction of the cat.

"What are they doing," Dick wondered. "Where did this cat come from? Why does he have trouble with our ducks?"

Dick just learned that Timothy Yaya is the Batman Timothy who beat the whole family with one pick and five during his trip to another world. Since then, he has been full of awe of Yaya's words and deeds, and his eyes are full of fear when he looks at Yaya. Full of respect.

"Use your brain," Jason said, "Who in this family is fighting against Xiaohong? After all, what good is a cat fighting a duck? It's not like the loser just throws the pot away."

Dick looked at Maomao in shock, and couldn't help calling out his brother's name, "Jason—!"

"The lower limit of Xiu's IQ is enough for me!" Jason slapped him on the back of the head.

I ignored the two brothers' daily chasing and playing, looked at the cat and duck, "so who wins when these two fight?"

I bit my nails and thought, "Cats have claws, but they are small. Ducks don't have much attack power, but they have wings."

Jason slapped me on the head and gave me a dick-like bang, "Think about something safe!"

Dick and I sat on the sofa reflecting, watching Jason go to the kitchen to find something to eat for Cat and Duck.

Woohoo, it's so fierce.

600.

It was at this time that Guochang came to visit the mansion.

The little flying mouse came in through the cat door that was opened for Alfred the cat at the back door, and jumped happily on my shoulder, "Ci Zhang, what are we having for lunch today!"

She glanced at Timothy Duck, who was squatting on the carpet. The duck was milky and fat, squatting on the ground in a white ball, and looked very fat.

Guochang's eyes shifted from Yaya to the iron pan in the corner of the sofa.

Sucking, I heard the sound of the little mouse swallowing saliva, "Why did the ingredients in the kitchen come here? Are you eating big goose stewed in an iron pot at noon today?"

Duck: ...?

Tim showed a gentle smile, "No, I will eat mice stewed in an iron pot for lunch today."

Rich lady flying mouse Xu Guochang: "Ji?"

601.

We apparently forgot one thing.

The small animals present are not limited to rats and ducks.

On the top of the cupboard, the little black cat Damian cat sneaked out a head, and Xu Guochang's small figure was printed in the green pupils.

Guochang has not been chased by Alfred's cats and dogs when he came to Wayne's house. Shushu squats on Ah Fu's shoulder all the year round.

Later, after she became acquainted with our family, she launched a money offensive against Alfred the cat and the dogs. Every time she came over, the flying mouse carried a small bag on her back, which contained small dried fish for cats and dogs. Dog toys for dogs.

Just like Dick and Jason, cats and dogs quickly succumbed to Guochang's sugar-coated shells, and now Guochang is already a mouse that can squat on Titus and Ace's back to eat.

It's a pity that Damian Maomao didn't give enough time for Guochang's strategy.

There was a rustling sound from the top of the closet, and a gleam of coldness flashed in Damian Maomao's eyes.

In the next second, Maomao jumped out from the top of the cabinet, baring its fangs at Guochang.

Guochang:! ! !

Shushu frightened the whole mouse to turn pale, "Why is there a new cat here!!"

I was also shocked, "No, why are you catching mice??"

You are not a real cat!

Tim took a sip of tea calmly, "Totally dominated by the cat's hunting instinct."

Timothy Duck, the ingredient for lunch today, is disdainful.

Guochang took off urgently on my shoulder, and Damian Maomao ran around the living room.

A mouse and a cat are not ordinary animals.

Guochang flies over the eaves and walks on the wall, Lingbo takes small steps.

Damian flies on the grass and floats on the water.

The living room of the Wayne mansion was their famous mountain.

Tim quietly raised his teacup hand as Guochang sprinted across his lap for the third time, and Damian Maomao slid right under his raised hand.

I was silent for a while, "...Guochang, are your wings just for display?"

Wake up, you're not a real mouse either!

Guochang hummed, "That's right." She fluttered into the air with her little wings, and was about to be clawed off by Damian's cat.

Guochang panted heavily on the chandelier, "I always fly with wings, I have forgotten how to do parkour."

The little mouse puffed up his chest, "Don't look at me like this, I used to be..."

Me: "Huh?"

The little mouse's chest slumped, "It wasn't that great before." Guochang said with tears in his eyes, "When he was chased by Qiongqi before, he was also in such a mess."

Thank you for comparing Damian to Qiongqi.

Damian Maomao deserves to be compared with Qiongqi. He sneaked into the closet while we were talking, and the cat kicked on its hind legs and jumped in the air!

Guochang: "Ji——!"

602.

The rich woman's nature is exposed, and her little purple wings cover her face in order to deceive herself, convincing herself that there is still a cat in Wayne Manor that she has not bought with money.

One hand grabbed Damian Maomao who was flying in the air.

Damian skillfully stuffed the cat into his arms, felt the feel from the forehead to the tip of the tail, and then skillfully scratched the cat's chin.

At that moment, everyone present heard the purring from Damian's cat, which meant that Damian's cat-handling skills were indeed second to none at home, and even he himself was conquered by his own cat-handling skills.

……

Damian rubs Damian in front of Tim and Timothy.

world masterpiece.

Damian Maomao finally came to his senses, the cat's eyes were wide open, full of disbelief.

Timothy Yaya sneered, "Quack quack!"

The cat struggled in Damian's arms, and Damian frowned, but still patiently comforted the kitten in his arms, "This is safe, you can learn to relax."

He lifted the cat and looked at the confused cat, "I should give you a name."

Tim smiled. "How about Damian?"

Damian glared at him, and Tim said innocently, "Look, don't you think he looks a lot like you?"

Damian met the green pupils of Damian's cat, and the child narrowed his eyes, obviously moved.

Damian the cat glared at Tim, and Tim leisurely added a sugar cube, two, three or four to his tea.

Mao Mao's last dignity did not allow him to scream like a real cat, and he was obviously thinking about countermeasures.

Me: ...When you chased Guochang all over the living room, there was no such thing as dignity.

Tim added fuel to the fire and made the situation worse, "Isn't Duck's name also 'Timothy'?"

Damian Maomao paused, and looked at Timothy Duck with cat eyes. The cat eyes were like a fan-shaped statistical chart, showing three points of disdain, three points of ridicule, three points of indifference, and one point of sarcasm.

Yaya flapped its wings leisurely, ignoring his provocation.

Damian finished thinking, and hugged Mao Mao into his arms, "It's not impossible to give you my name," he scratched Mao Mao's chin, "You will be a born conqueror, Damian."

Children do not mind that animals have the same name as humans, and Alfred the cat is named after this.We all understand that, after all, Damian Wayne's world has always been turned upside down.

Dick puts his chin back and looks at Tim, who gives him a thumbs up.

The big brother's blue eyes can talk, and he's saying, "Wow, that's really high."

Tim flashes a triumphant smile.

Jason came out of the kitchen with cat rice and duck rice, and shuddered when he saw our weird expressions, "What are your expressions, hey, it's so disgusting."

Guochang saw the savior, "Save me, the landlord save me!"

The Flying Squirrel landed on top of Jason's head, slipped and rolled into the back of his neck, showing a pair of small eyes vigilantly, "A cat has sneaked into the manor!"

Jason: "..."

Guochang: "There are also ingredients that slipped out of the kitchen without authorization!"

Jason: "... what?"

Guochang: "Big goose stewed in an iron pot!"

"puff--"

Timothy Yaya glanced at Guochang coolly, and said very president, "Quack."

I couldn't understand what he was talking about, so I translated it based on my years of experience in reading novels.

Uh, maybe "Shushu, you're playing with fire".