i spent the summer in gotham

1.

I chop firewood in the corner of the village.

The firewood was piled high into a hill, almost burying my whole body.

While chopping firewood, I burst into tears, "My wife, I'm sorry, I abandoned you, I'm such a heartless man!"

2.

A man wearing a tall red straw hood opened the firewood gate in the backyard, and Jason's voice came from under the bucket-like thing, "You've been talking about it for two years, should you change the sentence pattern?" gone?"

"You should understand the pain of her being separated from her wife for two years," said Tim, who had a strange hairstyle and sat on the pile of firewood I chopped to eat apples.

"An apple?" He tossed an apple down, and I caught it in my hand. "Hope it comforts you in the pain of losing your wife."

"I want to eat a cheeseburger." Dick slumped on the firewood gate, "Why didn't Japan even have ramen in the Sengoku period?"

"Because ramen was passed down during the Ming Dynasty in China, Grayson." Damian shaved his head - I unilaterally thought it was to facilitate heat dissipation, leaving only a bunch of bangs and a small braid, "I don't expect you To be a history nerd, at least you have a common sense of history."

"So when will our dad come over?" I put down the hatchet, sat down on the ground indifferently, and the dark blue kimono was covered with dust, "If I don't go back to see my wife, I can only find a place to meditate under the waterfall. Damn, how miserable."

"I've already found three or four waterfalls for you." Damian said indifferently, "So when are you going to get lost and meditate?"

"Hey," I cried, "I miss the sincere and reserved way when we first met."

"When did the devil kid become 'sincere and cautious'? Don't filter too deeply." Jason said, I really want to know that he walks around wearing a straw bucket every day, and the straw bucket that he carefully dyed red is really Won't it be blown away by the wind?

"Where's Alfred?" I asked Tim, who was sitting on the woodpile blowing. His scarf was long enough to hang from the firewood pile. I pulled the scarf, thinking about how hard I could tear him off.

"I'm going to see Bruce." Tim said lightly, which made everyone stunned. Since he came here, he has become much more lively, and his expression management is extremely out of control.

He carelessly laid down on the pile of firewood, "You will soon be able to go back to see your wife, congratulations, Li."

The moment he lay down, my scrambled pile of firewood began to collapse from the bottom.Tim collapsed with the firewood.

Crack—smoke and dust billowed in the small courtyard.

"..." I was hesitant to speak, stopped and hesitated, and finally looked at Dick, "Did I not tell him that I just fiddled with the firewood?"

Dick nodded, "Yes, you didn't say that."

3.

Explain the current situation.

Me, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian and Alfred are currently in Japan.The time is the Warring States Period.

Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Deathstroke, Two-Face, Penguin, and, of course, the culprit Gorilla Grodd, the Clown, and Harley, who caused us to stay away from modern society, were also moldy in the Warring States Period.

As for my dad, God knows why he got here two years behind us.

It all started because Gorilla Grodd built a space-time shock engine and wanted to wipe the above-mentioned criminals from the world.As for us, we all chased criminals to Arkham Asylum.

Ah, it's not us, it's my dad and my four worrying brothers.Ah Fu was going to deliver the car to my father, and I was riding in the car by the way.

Predictably, I was sitting in the car snorting a Coke when the space shock engine started.

In the next second, the entire Arkham Asylum disappeared together with me.

My sword, my wife stayed in Wayne Manor, and I sat on a wooden stake from the Warring States Period and sipped Coke.

The first moment I realized that the contract between me and my wife was broken, the straw in my mouth fell off, and I let out a heart-piercing scream, "Wife!!!!"

4.

If this is an anime filmed in Japan, then my brother Dick's CV should be Daisuke Ono, so we can call my brother Dick Kujo, or Jotaro Grayson.

It's a pity that it's been two years, and he hasn't summoned the Platinum Star yet.Dick, you really are not a stand-in messenger.

My second brother Jason, CV Akira Ishida.

So we can call him I love bucket, or bucket Kotaro.For the former, he still can't make a seal, and he can't send a funeral in the sand waterfall, which is really disappointing.

For the latter, this... I don't know if he has a special preference for married women, this tired guy from the Warring States Period didn't tell me at all.

The third brother Tim, Hexi Kengo.I thought about it, and decided to give him a nickname called Shitoti Ichiro. He happens to be able to slay ghosts in Japan, and he can also play shogi.

Damian, this one is amazing.Yuki Kaji.

Every day I wait for Damian to yell "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"For the last time, he can also work with Kujo Dick to destroy the peaceful life of peaceful office workers.

5.

As for me?

Let me think about it.

I'm not asking too much, how about Ayako Kawasumi?

I could say that to anyone who falls on the ground every day.

"Are you my Master?"

6.

After waiting for two years, my father finally came to Japan in the Warring States Period.

In the two years since he came here, Jason built shelters in the ravines, and now the shelters have become villages.

I love Tong, he deserves to be the man who wants to be Fengying, he is here to do infrastructure construction.

This person said that he wanted to provide stable housing for the displaced villagers during the war, and he dragged us to start village construction.So Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin started to build a house.A former MI[-] agent goes to farm.Outstanding college students of Shushan University squatted in the backyard chopping firewood.

Damn, in another world, he is not only my love bucket, but also the thousand-handed bucket room!

7.

Infrastructure Warring States, starting from scratch.

The only advantage of living in the Warring States Period is that you don't need a flying sword driver's license to fly here.

Every day I stay in a corner where the villagers can't see, and take off in place as soon as I step on the samurai sword.

So in addition to chopping wood, Jason also gave me a task.

Send express.

He really doesn't take Jianxiu as a human being.

Carrying the goods traded from the sea, I am carrying a large burden that can drown me, flying around in the sky every morning and evening.

8.

I heard that during that time, legends of flying strange birds were circulating in the nearby villages.

Shit, Jason, I remember.

I'll give you an EX curry stick sooner or later.

9.

Ah Fu went to pick up my dad.

My four brothers were muttering together about giving my dad a great appearance.

There are two current plans, one is that everyone gathers in a yard, and each person reads a line to appear in the ghost killing team style.

Oh wait, Tokitoichiro, are you going to change your hair into a double ponytail?Although your hair volume can't afford two long braids, small braids are still fine.

The other is that we sit around a table and eat cakes. Ah, there are no cakes in the Warring States Period, so wagashi.Then he asked Damian to ask Tim how to do math problems, but Tim stabbed him in the face with a fork, no, chopsticks.

Both of these proposals were proposed by me, and as expected, they were all rejected.

In the end, we were ordinary and walked out in order of age.

It was like a parade, and Dick was going to make us go the same way.

We had no fewer than five fights just over the left or the right foot before my dad arrived.

10.

In the end Dick won, right foot first.

11.

My father entered the village.

We nod to each other and make our debut.

Tim got his right foot, Damian got his right foot, I got his right foot.

Dick and Jason left foot first.

Dick, what's the matter with you?

12.

My father spoke slowly.

I hold my breath.

Come, come, bet friends!

Is it Namikaze Minato or Ubuyashiki Yoya?

Gentlemen, I like Tomoyuki Morikawa!

13.

"It's you! That's how it is, everyone has come to this era."

Ah, it's Koichi Yamadera.

It turned out to be you, Yoshida Matsuyo!

14.

and many more.

Dad, tell me what's that thing on the top of your head?

You shaved the top of your head and drew a bat on top of Lex Luthor's bald forehead? ?

are you serious ?

15.

No, according to the current situation, I should shout in the tone of a Japanese high school girl.

Ahhh, what could happen, it's too much!

16.

Alas.

vomit.

17.

Damian was happy, he was the happiest of us.

Because the control authority of the Batmobile is in the hands of my father, we can only look at it for the past two years.

Now my dad is finally here, which means he can use his authority to add everyone else.

I think this kid doesn't miss his father at all.

He just wants to drive the Batmobile.

18.

My dad drives a Batmobile.My four brothers drive the Batmobile.

I don't own a Batmobile, nor a Batmoto.

So I stepped on a samurai sword and flew over their heads.

The goal is to hang the clown up and beat him.

There are five breakthroughs, and the meeting point is at the castle tower.

Of course, riding breakouts is their thing.

I can fly right there.

19.

Before leaving, Dick came to see me.

"You know you can't go, don't you?"

"Come on," I said earnestly, "since I'm the only one in our group who can fly."

"How are you doing?"

I scratched my head, "It's okay if you restrain yourself."

"Okay," Dick patted me on the shoulder, "don't push yourself."

This trip to Sengoku Japan was a bit bad for me, and I want to go back to my wife as soon as possible.

20.

I stepped on the samurai sword and flew straight all the way to the castle tower.

The samurai on the balcony shot countless crossbow arrows and bullets at me. I rolled over, and the samurai sword was picked up in my hand, and I slashed at once.

All crossbow bullets were cut in half.

I was about to step on the samurai sword and continue to fly forward, when a group of black shadows in the distance rushed towards me like cannonballs.

If I dodged, he'd land on Damian's breakout point.

So I gave up flying with the sword and turned around to hold the samurai sword tightly.

The samurai sword was clamped by the man's palms, and his impact knocked me all the way down.

It's Bane.

The author has something to say:

I'm still going to watch "Ninja Batman"

In the process of reading comics, I felt uncomfortable several times, so I made a passionate episode

The timeline is after Xiao Li fell off the horse, and the comic plot left

(But the seiyuu meme is animated)

(Bane is also animated)

There is one thing to say, the comics are quite fun, Ah Bat or the male protagonist of the adult manga

Explanation of the seiyuu stalk:

Damian Kaji Yuki "Guild Crown" Sakura Manji and "Noragami" Yukine, "JOJO4" real hero (?) Koichi and "Attack" Allen

Tim Kasai Kengo Tokitomu Ichiro from "Demon Slayer" and Kiriyama Rei from "The Lion in March"

Dick Ono Daisuke "JOJO3" God of War Jotaro, "Black Basket" Midorima Shintaro, "Headless" Shizuo Heiwajima and "Black Butler" Sebastian

Jason Ishida Akira "Naruto" Gaara and "Gintama" Katsura Kotaro

Yoshida Matsuyo from "Gintama" by Koichi Bruce Yamadera and Akihiko Kayaba from "Sword Art Online"

Xiao Liti's two ways of appearance

One is the appearance of the Pillars of the Demon Slayer Team

One is the appearance of the JO5 guards