i spent the summer in gotham

825.

My consciousness gradually came back, the cold wind blew across my face, the glaring light penetrated my eyelids, piercing my eyeballs unreasonably.

I opened my eyes, and in front of me was the gloomy sky of Gotham, the gray clouds were pressing down hard, as if I could tear off a wisp of cloud with my hand.

……

???

cloud? ?Sky? ? ?

Am I lying in my bedroom at Wayne Manor? ?

I fluttered like a duck thrown into the water, and sat blankly on the super king-size bed in the manor bedroom, looking around.

Half of the wall collapsed, the entire ceiling disappeared, and from the half-open bedroom, you can still see the unattended back hill of the manor.

The worst thing was my desk, with only half of its legs standing in the air, and the textbooks on it and the laptop on which I saved my thesis all turned into stars in the sky.

I lay back with a numb expression and gave up thinking.

a nightmare.

826.

I should be dreaming.

No, I'm just dreaming.

My soul was summoned to the underworld by Han Meimei with acacia bells, but my body should still be lying in Wayne Manor.

So what's going on?

A scream came from the floors downstairs, "My room—!"

The voice belongs to Jason. As far as I know, he secretly hides a lot of Batman-related peripherals in his room.

Great, it turns out that I am not the only one who is miserable.

But even so, when I think of the dissertation I finally finished, a mouthful of blood stuck in my throat.

With one hand on the cracked wall of the bedroom, Dick's head popped out against the background of the manor's mountain, "Great, you're fine."

Dick rolled in wearing only the blue underpants he wore to sleep at night, "The floor where you live is the most damaged. Have you lost anything?"

I choked up. "My thesis."

Dick looked at me sympathetically, "See if Tim can help you recover, anything else?"

I sobbed again, "My wife..."

wife.Ferry.

I finally realized where the strangeness came from, and I couldn't sense the specific location of Du'er.

Du'er didn't go to the underworld with Owen, and what I created in the underworld was nothing but Du'er's clone.The body of the eldest wife is still neatly placed in the closet in my bedroom.

I rushed out of bed barefoot and tore open the wardrobe.The place where the sect's school uniform and Du'er were originally hung was empty, except for a post-it note.

"I invite your wife, your brother and your grandfather to come to my place as guests, don't mind."

Below is a Fujiya smiley face.

The inscription is a stick figure of a squatting little fox with nine fluffy tails.

I couldn't control the strength for a while, and crushed the door panel of the wardrobe.

Nine tails, you wait for me!

This time I won't shave you into a bald dog, and I will write the three characters Li Cizhang upside down in the future!

827.

Kyuubi, my old enemy.Strictly speaking, he is not the most famous Nine-Tails, but the most famous Nine-Tails cub.

In the era when the Shemale Peace Act was not signed, we often beat people to death.

To be honest, compared to those man-eating monsters, Nine Tails is indeed not a heinous monster, otherwise he would not have been able to sign the regulations in the first place.

But Nine Tails, a dead fox, does not do big bad things, but keeps doing small bad things.One of Husheng's hobbies is to become a beautiful younger sister and younger brother to go down the mountain to deceive people's feelings.The highest record is to communicate with [-] people at the same time, both men and women, and the sexual orientation is free.

The reason why I confronted him was that he took a fancy to my natural sword bone.It's really rare, after all, those monsters usually target me because of the pitiful bit of Queen Mother's blood on my body.

The sword bone cannot be taken out for other people to use, even if it is taken out, it can only be used as a toothpick for monsters to pick their teeth.

Nine Tails was the first one to attack my sword bone. He wanted to take my sword bone and refine it into a sword bone puppet to serve this old man to eat grapes.

We have been fighting against each other for several years, and I grew up from being obscene and cautious in the beginning, to fighting back and forth with him and entrapping each other.

We reconciled for a while before I opened the sixth sword bone.

I naively thought that from now on we could turn our enemies into friends and live a peaceful life like the male protagonist of the juvenile manga and the male second who was persuaded by the mouth.

Then, under the rolling sky thunder caused by the sixth sword bone, this crumpled fox gave me a backstab of the same style as the old sword stabbing love song. Half of my sixth sword bone was scrapped, and the vicious fox was killed. I chopped off the tail.

Ah Qiang and Mei Mei slipped out of the mountain gate during my recuperation period, and gave him a brutal beating. My master went there and secretly dealt with it in the name of nurses.I heard that after they left, Kyuubi couldn't get out of bed for more than half a year.

Bah, dog, it deserves it!

828.

Apart from us, Alfred and Tim, who were supposed to stay here, were not in the mansion.

That's why we all lie in open-air bedrooms as soon as we open our eyes.

My dad checked the location of Tim and Ah Fu, and of course he couldn't find anyone.The monitoring of the mansion can only capture the mysterious tornado passing through.

My dad sat in front of the bat computer with an ugly expression on his face.

I also stood next to my dad with an ugly expression.

The vicious fox came to my bedroom and walked around, and drew a bastard on my face with a marker.

:)

He was already a dead fox.

Todd told me that half of my sixth sword bone was missing. If my guess is correct, the half of the sword bone was in Nine-Tails' hand, so he could accurately locate me in Wayne Manor.

After he was beaten up by Meimei, Ah Qiang and my master, we hadn't seen each other for several years.I couldn't put together the discarded half of the sword bone, so the half of the bone fell into the hands of Nine Tails and was still tossed by him.

By now, he has figured out that it is not feasible to pinch a puppet with my sword bone.The purpose this time is not to come for my sword bone, but pure revenge.

In this way, at least he can rest assured that it is just revenge. He is bound by the terms of peace of the ladyboys and he must not take action against Tim and Ah Fu. At most, he can only invite them to be guests.

Confirming that the lives of Tim and Ah Fu will not be threatened, I took the solvent Jason gave me and wiped off the bastards drawn on my face with a marker, and said to my dad, "Check out the hot springs and steam rooms in Gotham. and bathrooms."

My father turned to look at me, and I said calmly, "Go to that kind of place, you have to take off all your clothes."

With the exception of trackers implanted under the skin, other positioning devices were ineffective.The key is to be able to appreciate the muscles of the good-looking guy. Based on my years of fighting wits and courage with Kyuubi, I understand his thoughts very well.

My father raised his eyebrows, and checked along the road according to the surveillance in the city. When he found a certain hot spring experience hall, he snapped his fingers.

On the monitor is the small balcony of the hot spring experience hall. Tim and Ah Fu wore the bathrobes provided by the hot spring experience hall, sat comfortably on the reclining chairs and enjoyed the breeze blowing on their faces, and there were two drinks on the small table at hand.

My dad: ...

Jason, who was fully armed, began to take off his equipment, "Don't save it, it's a waste of emotion."

Dick took off his mask, with envy in his eyes, "Ah, I really want to go to the hot spring experience hall to take a bath."

"Nine tails, he has nine tails?" Damian's focus is different from ours.

I spread my hands towards my dad, "Dad, do you have the money to buy us a hot spring?"

My dad: ...

829.

Tim fell asleep in the hot springs.

He has been so busy these days that his heels hit his head, and there is no time to rest in the middle of the day and night.

Anyway, the girls are still in Gotham, so they can share some of the night watch work.Otherwise, when the rest of the family returned from the underworld, it would be his turn to go down.

He swore that the nine-tailed fox broke into the Wayne Manor in a hurry, smashed down the wall outside the bedroom, and when he picked up Xiao Li's Ferry, he was seriously trying to resist.

But he was so tired that he found that the other party would not cause them any personal harm, and even took him and Ah Fu to the hot spring experience hall to soak in the hot springs. Under the erosion of the warm water, Tim was swallowed by sleepiness.

He gave up, he went to bed first.

If other people can't find them here, go back and retake the detective course.

Thinking of this, Tim lay on the rocking chair on the small balcony and closed his eyes peacefully.

There is no job in his dream, which is gratifying.

830.

Tim felt his face itch.

He opened his eyes, and Jason withdrew his hand nonchalantly, "Yo, wake up, baby bird."

Dick was throwing something into the trash can when Tim opened his eyes and gave an overly exaggerated smile, "We're worried about you."

Damian raised the corner of his mouth, "After all, he was raised from the manor, how weak and helpless."

Tim stretched his legs lazily on the recliner, "Please, do you want me to fly out of the Batcave in a plane, and then everyone will know that we have Batman's equipment library hidden under our house."

Jason had a weird look on his face, but he didn't say anything in the end, but took out his phone and took a photo of Tim aboveboard.

Tim raised his eyelids and exuded the word "comfortable" all over his body, "Huh?"

"It's rare to see you in a bathrobe," Jason said, "You look as comfortable as a duck in the water in spring."

Tim yawned, "Xiao Li has to negotiate this matter by himself, and I don't have to worry about it." He took a sip of the drink in hand, stood up limply, and was about to go to the toilet.

The other three brothers watched him go away.

After Tim's figure disappeared behind the door panel, Dick squatted in front of the trash can. He picked out the marker pen thrown in, "Do you think he knows he has a turtle on his face?"

"He must not know," Damian sneered, "otherwise he would wake up when we drew the second one, and we drew three."

Jason resent the photo to the family group that didn't have Tim, "I hope the first person he meets when he goes out is the beautiful girl who loves Mr. Wayne."

831.

I tore off the chair and stool and sat down neatly.

The man eating pasta in the rest area looked up at me, "I won't give you my pasta."

"Who wants to eat your food." I raised a middle finger, "Where is my wife?"

"I won't tell you," the man pointed his middle finger back while eating pasta, "Go and be a widower."

I'm too lazy to communicate with this shriveled fox cub.You can't expect beasts to have human morals and ways of thinking.

Kyuubi has been the top batch of monsters since he was born, and he is also the one with the best blood in a large group of Ninetails.He was not born to reason.

I raised my hand, and my father was watching us not far from the rest area, making sure we were within his sight, "Where are Bai Qiang and Wen Hemei, aren't they on a mission to hunt you down?"

"I just want to go abroad, I'm making a fuss." Jiuwei snorted coldly, "I used some tricks to detour them away, and now they are chasing my foxtail clone to other places."

"Where did you take them?"

"Go to Glenring Island and catch seals with the Eskimos."

"..."