"Jingjun, where are you now?"

The moment I heard that familiar tone, if it weren’t for the fact that the mango cake in this dessert shop is still as delicious as it was two years ago, I would have thrown my phone far away to the other side of the whole shop Forget it.

After all, this person is not a peer of other parallel worlds, but a bad friend who has been with me for two years and knows each other well.

Well, it's been four years now, and maybe it's not as... well-know as it used to be.

Having said that, even when we were working together, I couldn't figure out what was going on in Dazai's mind.

Normally, I would just stand aside and watch him play tricks for a long time, and then say "that's how it is" in a mysterious way, and then start to arrange us fighters to do those weird and shameless things, but in the end every time A task that can come in handy.

But at least now I know that when he made this phone call, he probably has already started to prepare all kinds of conspiracies and tricks that are as difficult as Dazai himself, and even if all his hair falls out, he can't think of a way to deal with them. Follow me.

"I'm in Yokohama right now,"

I am different from Mr. Nakaya, who became more and more courageous and frustrated, and finally always [Understanding.jpg], I clearly understand that with my own brain, I can never match that blue and white in terms of strategies and tactics. fish.

If I want to deceive him, I can't think of a perfect excuse for a while, not to mention that my plan itself has no need to "deceive Osamu Dazai".

So he simply told him honestly, "It's in the dessert shop I usually like on the seashore boulevard near the Ferris wheel."

"You're right there waiting for me,"

Immediately, there was the sound of violent friction against the floor when the chair was pushed away, and the familiar man's roar of "Where are you skipping work, bastard?!" for a moment, followed by the sound of the door being opened,

"I'm going over there now—"

"No."

I immediately interrupted his words, and at the same time quickly cleaned up the rest of the mango cake on the plate, "Um... Really, Dazai, I'm going to finish eating the cake and leave soon."

When I said this, I choked on the cake because I ate it too fast, "You have this time, so you should plan for yourself...Miss, this side pays the bill."

This time coincides with the lunch break and evening meal time of the white-collar workers. In such a busy working day, few people in a fast-paced port city like Yokohama have time to sit down and savor afternoon tea.Therefore, my bill came quickly.

I just don’t know why, but the clerk who handed me the bill looked like she had too much to drink.Her delicate face was blushing, her eyes were erratically peeking at me, her voice was so low that she could hardly hear clearly,

"One, the total is [-] yen, thank you for your patronage."

"No need to look for it, thank you."

"Jing Jun...!"

He probably also heard the voice of my conversation with the clerk, after all, I didn't intend to cover it up.

But Dazai deserves to be Dazai.

He quickly adjusted the anxious tone that I heard only for a moment, and changed it into the frivolous and careless tone that I am most familiar with in the past, with a little bit of the soft tone when he was malicious and cute in the past. , coquettishly with the ending sound raised, "It's too ruthless for you to be like this."

"ruthless?"

"After all, it's been so long since you left last time, don't you want to see me?" He said pitifully, "I really miss you, Jingjun."

"Do not want to."

I grimly refuse.Especially when Dazai, the leader of the parallel world, tormented him to the point that he didn't even look like a human being (...), now I hear his childish and coquettish words, it's really a shadow in my heart.

There is not even a bit of compassion left, and I just want to vent all the grievances I received there on him, "I really don't want to see you Dazai at all."

"..."

"Besides," I said softly, blaming my innocent old friend, and walked out of the store while pulling the suitcase, "You obviously only wanted to get from me after hearing the tip-off from that guy Orihara Rinya. Is the cliché correct? In essence, it is because my words made Dazai uneasy, right?"

"Jing Jun..."

"Are you still planning to refute?"

In the eyes of outsiders, I may be getting more and more angry in the quarrel, but only I know that this wonderful anger is like a sharp knife, dividing me into two completely unrelated strangers.

at this time.As if half of my soul had come out of my shell, I listened indifferently to what I said to the phone sentence by sentence, which were mean, vicious and cold words that had never been seen before.It's like pouring all the resentment of watching two friends die one after another in front of him during this period of time, pouring it all on Dazai, who is obviously very innocent and even a victim,

"Dazai doesn't really want to see me at all, does he?"

"..."

The person on the phone fell silent for a moment after hearing my words.

But his silence seemed to be the connivance and catalyst for my hatred and malice.

"What are you doing now without saying a word? According to the way you used to treat the enemy... Could it be that you are secretly locating my mobile phone, and then plan to send one or two assassins to test the water?"

I shouldn't have said that.

"Aren't you too careful Dazai? It's just a small matter of locating the address. I don't need to lie to you. Anyway, we are old friends who have known each other for so long. Even if we haven't seen each other for so long, You still have to give me this level of trust, right?"

This is clearly intentionally hurting him with words.

"Oh, by the way, if you are sending assassins, remember to choose the younger and more pitiful children first. In this way, I can guarantee that at least one life will be saved for them - in the name of 'friend' On face."

Dazai...wouldn't he feel sad when he heard these words?

"Jing Jun..."

"I'm just joking, Dazai," I couldn't tell if he was sad now, but I could tell the swelling malice in my heart, and said slowly, "It doesn't matter how many people come, or what kind of people come. , I will kill every one of them."

The other side finally stopped being silent, and whispered pitifully, "Are you still angry?"

Is not this nonsensical?

But since it is nonsense, there is no need to pay attention to it.I ignored Dazai's question and continued to give him "Analysis of Candidates to Assassinate Fukamikyo",

"...Why don't you send Chuya-san over to try it out? Didn't Dazai always want to know who would win in a fight between the two of us? This time, I can guarantee that I won't hold back at all."

"There is no assassin and there is no Zhongye." He ran to the other side of the phone and brought up the whirring wind, "I am the only one looking for you."

"Are you really going to come?" I deliberately asked in a worried tone, "You will die."

I knew I was venting my anger.

I know I'm doing it wrong.

But I don’t know why, even if I was pressed face to face by the thoughtful leader Dazai from the parallel world, with all kinds of coercion and lure to cut my flesh with soft knives, I could still be in extreme panic, relying on my understanding of [Dazai Osamu] The intimacy and familiarity of people seize the opportunity and fight for a chance.

But when I met this old friend, I couldn't calm down.

In fact, the best way to deal with it now is to directly hang up the mobile phone that is still on the phone, and then follow the plan I made before to get ready.After all, although I am still very confident in my plan: Even if ten Dazai Osamu gather together, they can't think of a way to destroy this plan.

But who knows if he will do something to me in the middle.

After all, mackerel itself is the epitome of slippery hands, and this one is extraordinarily smart.

Although I already know the so-called optimal solution, I just want to provoke him, stimulate him, and complain to him about the grievances I have suffered during this period.In particular, most of these grievances are caused by Dazai and his teacher who went too far with each other and swept innocent others into the tail of the typhoon.Even the remaining ones are inseparably related to this guy who yells about committing suicide every day...!

He caused so much trouble for me, so what if I stabbed him back twice in a grotesque way?

Is he, Dazai Osamu, as delicate as a flower in the whole world?

...and speaking of flowers.

I wanted to... visit Xingsuke and the others, and I also wanted to bring a long-lasting souvenir to my eldest sister, so I turned around and walked into the open flower shop next door.

The frowning store owner was obviously not in the mood to entertain customers at the moment, and after he said "Welcome" listlessly to me who opened the store door, he continued to turn his head to face the urgently interrupted news announcement on the TV. He sighed.

I also glanced curiously.

"... Some experts believe that this time the crustal changes may cause a large submarine earthquake, which will form a large-scale tsunami. In terms of neon, the affected area will probably be some cities in Kanagawa Prefecture..." The expression of the hostess on the TV looked like the frowning face of the flower shop owner.

However, when she was about halfway through her speech, the scene on the screen suddenly switched to a government official in a suit and leather shoes with a dignified face.

"According to the Earthquake Administration's estimate, the first tsunami wave will reach Yokohama in one hour. Citizens are requested to cooperate with the military and police arrangements to evacuate."

……

Holding a large bouquet of free flowers from the store owner who was eager to close and flee, I sat on the deserted coast and began to weave a daisy wreath.

One, two... five.

I didn't know where Kosuke and the others were buried after their death, so I had to put all the garlands on the stone steps sheltered from the wind on the shore, and lined them up neatly.

After adjusting the position of the last garland, I touched the pink baby's breath that was specially decorated on it, and remembered the little girl who would blink and hug her legs and act coquettishly, just to play for a while longer in [V] , I can't help but feel a little depressed,

"You won't be alone for long."

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Dazai: Huh.

感谢在2020-07-1723:25:35~2020-07-2018:06:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 fruit;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Xiaofu; 3810360910 bottles; 5 bottles of map mother-in-law;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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