Port Mafia executives have something to say

If God gives me another chance——

There are too many things that I regret, right?

First of all, the first thing is why I knew Osamu Dazai, an expert in matryoshka _(:з」∠)_

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『To Your Excellency Mori Ogai:

Sincerely, Guian.

Hello, I am Suohhuan, a friend of your son Fukami Kyo's.

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(Omit the long speeches such as "I miss my good friend QAQ so much", "Please let him out to play (≧≦)" and even complaints with various facial expressions)

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…………As agreed, I will notify the address here before I go on time at [-]:[-] pm, and I will pick you up to attend Yinglan’s spring dance.

Please rest assured, there is also a professional medical team on standby 24 hours at our member's home.In addition, everyone in the host department who will get along with Kyota is very kind and friendly, please leave him to me with confidence (≧▽≦)/

Suo ring

yours truly"

……

The hand holding the phone trembled slightly.

What should I do in this situation?What should I say?With JOJO's standing posture and tone, can you say "As expected of you, Ring"?

If you have the courage to send this kind of harassment-like email directly to the mobile phone of the head of Mafia at the port, let this young master know what he can do.

And what kind of nonsense are they talking about... and "Young Son"?Also "Please rest assured to hand him over to me"?These are all bullshit words, am I waiting to be proposed by you?Even if you're not half-French-Japanese, you still have to learn Japanese for me, at least be careful with your words!

I have never encountered this kind of situation. Suddenly there is an extra father and someone unilaterally announces something. I am full of complaints but I can’t spit it out. Not only because this is in front of the person concerned, but also because he is indeed legally My father, bah, my guardian.

"……leader."

Now my brain is as chaotic as a ball of wool entangled with a cute kitten - I can't swear, but the messy consequences have to be cleaned up by the shit shoveling officer.

In a trance, I could only hear my own extraordinarily difficult voice squeezed out of my throat, "Huan... Xu Wang Huan him, I didn't mean to offend you."

The leader shook his head, "No, I don't care about that."

It's great that he didn't pursue this matter. Before I breathed out a sigh of relief, I heard him continue:

"In other words, if Jing Jun, who is a member of the port mafia, can build a good relationship with the next head of the Suo family, it will be considered a good move in economic strategy."

"..."

"Are you asking me to use my Mafia identity to contact... Ring?"

I subconsciously resisted, because Huan's naturally romantic and overly gentle and pure personality is not suitable for contacting the too cruel and iron-blooded residents in the other world.

Like an expensive, exquisite, crystal clear crystal glass, it was born to hold the same expensive red wine.

If you put heavy and cold iron on it, it will only crush it, which is too fragile, and finally leave harsh residues and memories on the floor.

However, if it is the leader's order...

I raised my head and looked at the leader who was staring at me. His eyes were also complicated that I couldn't understand.As expected of Dazai's teacher, that misty and deep expression is surprisingly similar.

Then, his eyes suddenly filled with a smile, and that slightly cold hand, which is very suitable for a scalpel, gently placed on my head, and gently rubbed it twice.

"If that was the case, I wouldn't be here today."

"Hey?"

That's right, if the eldest sister was provoked by Dazai and came to Xingshi to inquire about her crimes, and Mr. Nakaya followed her to try to save the situation, then why did the leader of the daily affairs suddenly appear here alone?

After all, if he wants me to carry out the task, he can give it to me through the eldest sister.

"Dazai-kun said, you don't want your friends to feel that you are a poor little boy who is not loved by your family, although I don't think so—"

Halfway through the leader's words, after seeing my bewildered expression, he immediately fell silent.

Then he closed his eyes as if a little tired, and sighed helplessly at the magnificent view of Yokohama outside the floor-to-ceiling windows.

"really."

……

Shen Haijing, one of the many orphans adopted by the current president of Morita Club and the famous philanthropist Mori Ogai since childhood.

Due to physical reasons, she cannot go to school, so she can only invite a tutor named Koyo Ozaki to provide her with homework tutoring.

Then the people present, as well as those who have already joined the work, are also the adopted brother, Nakahara Chuya.

My mind went blank.

too

宰

Treatment

you

dead

Constant

了

These are all shameful character settings...! ! ! !

You really want me to call the leader Daddy, no wonder Dazai, who always loves to make trouble, didn’t show up at the scene today, he definitely couldn’t say “Father” or something!

Besides, if Miss Hongye, who is the "tutor", can cover up my academic problems, then why is there a need for the role of "brother" to appear?It's purely just his bad taste of wanting to trick his partner!

Look!Mr. Nakaya's face is completely dark now, and he can even faintly see the crimson gleam of the supernatural power flickering dangerously!

Thinking back carefully, it was definitely that chaotic neutral who purposely used vague words to irritate the elder sister, so that Mr. Chuya also came along with worry, and now he fell into his trap perfectly——

Ugh, what should I do now, although the leader doesn't seem to care about being called father at all, but Dazai must have installed cameras and monitors in some corner, so I don't want to leave such an embarrassing and embarrassing handle in his hands superior.

Want to ask why do I know?

Because if I encounter this situation, I will definitely do the same thing.

Not to mention that there is Mr. Nakaya, his opponent, my idol, if I don’t record a few G videos, I’m sorry for such a painstaking layout—although for him, this level may be just Random pranks.

……

Faced with this situation of being about to recognize a father for myself, Mr. Nakaya and I kept our eyes on each other for a long time without making a sound. It's strange that the leader didn't find out.

"It's so cold, you two."

He looked at us with a good temper, and finally said with a hurt expression, "Well, if it's just a guardian, you don't have to call me father, right? Just like Dazai-kun before, call me Mr. Mori 'How about it?"

I:"……"

Mr. Nakaya: "..."

Yi, still can't say it out!I had no choice but to turn my head and silently stare at Mr. Nakaya who said "I want to kill Osamu Dazai".

At this time, quickly show me your majesty as a senior, don't you have the heart to watch your cute junior and fan be embarrassed to death?Come on, idol!I believe that you are definitely more reliable than that Dazai Osamu who eats crabs all day and eats himself to crumbs (?)!

"!!!"

Mr. Nakaya angrily mouthed "Die to me", struggled and still opened his mouth in pain,

"...Mr. Sen, Mr. Sen."

This "Mr. Mori" is hesitant and timid, which makes people silence and silence—well, it's not like his usual tough style.

Immediately, the other two people, except me, turned their heads and looked over in unison after hearing the sound. Being stared at by these powerful gazes, even the Mafia combat power ceiling board at the port immediately moved back uneasily. half a step.

But in the end, Mr. Nakaya firmly maintained his character as a rock and roll tough guy. Although he looked like he wanted to leave here immediately to find Dazai and knock his teeth out with a punch, he still bit the bullet and stumbled. changed the title,

"Cough, Mr. Mori, I'm really sorry for wasting your time fooling around with this brat. I'll teach him a lesson in the future."

The leader looked like he wanted to laugh, but he held back, "Don't mind Zhongye-jun, it's not a bad thing to relax like this after work."

"Nujia... I also think it's very interesting to act like this,"

Although Sister Hongye who sits on the mountain and watches tigers fight always covers her lips and smiles, in this case, she seems to be the one who smiles the happiest—even if Mr. Chuya can't do anything to her, "Then When will the young master of the Weixuwang family arrive... Ah, should it be better to call him young master here?"

"Please be sure to call him by his first name. As for the time, according to the email, it is sixteen o'clock—"

"Master Jing, you have two visitors registering downstairs, their names are Mr. Xu Wanghuan and Mr. Feng Jingye."

The nurse's voice sounded at the door.

"..."

"..."

grass! ! !I immediately jumped three feet in place, and subconsciously asked for help from the most trusted person present:

"Mr. Chuya, Mr. Chuya!!! What should I do in this situation now! I haven't finished memorizing the character design written by that bastard Dazai! Big sister, no, at what age did Hongye teacher come to teach me at home? of?"

Mr. Nakaya was frantically trying to remove the spiked collar from his neck that was cool today but didn’t look like a good person at first glance. Hearing this, he immediately cursed loudly, "Calm down! Been taking care of you since you were three—"

Leader: "That's not right, Mr. Zhongye, I should have adopted Mr. Jing from the orphanage when I was three years old."

Eldest sister: "Ah, what do you mean by that, Nakaya... I'm only six years older than Jing."

"No, no big sister, I'm absolutely not disrespecting—"

One can tell at a glance that Mr. Nakaya does not hang out with internal forums all year round. No matter what age group women are, they are most taboo about others talking about her age.

I immediately had an idea, "Master, don't be angry, Mr. Chuya didn't mean that you appear to be very independent at all, he just said that you are very mature."

"... How dare you say it, Jing."

Me: Damn it’s the other way around_(:з」∠)_

……

"Beijing-------"

At any time, the blond boy, who is so dazzling that he shines like an angel descending from the earth, pounces on him enthusiastically like a big golden retriever (no derogatory meaning) who has just reunited with his master after a long absence.First, I had a French veneer ceremony with me, and then hugged each other affectionately and turned around half a circle-why can the ring lift me up?What the hell is this guy eating so much?Did he grow taller again?

I was also very happy to see him in good spirits, I stood on tiptoe and patted his shoulder, "Long time no see, Huan, you are still very energetic."

"It's really been a long time! The last time we met was this season last year! How is your health recently? I heard from your brother that you are currently trying to overcome a special psychological dependence code-named 'Mango and Slug'. This is really That's great Kyo, please keep going, I'm happy for you too—"

Before I could react, "What dependence?" "Why quit mangoes?" "Slugs?!" Like an heir, he bowed gracefully to the leader.

"You must be Kyo's father, Mr. Mori Ogai, right? I'm Suohuan. It's the first time we meet. Please take care of me."

"No, this is it. My children have made you worry."

The leader wearing a white coat in disguise will only look more elegant, pure and harmless than the archangel-like ring.He even greeted Feng Jingye with a smile and cordiality when he just walked into the apartment:

"Presumably this is Lord Jing Ye from the Feng family, please send my regards to your father."

"Yes, this is the third male mirror night. Even in Tokyo, I have heard of your name, Mr. Mori. It is a great honor to see you today." The third young master of the Feng family who came late also said calmly. Return a gentle smile and greeting.

I don't have much contact with this ring friend, but compared to the young master who was nervous towards me as a mafia when we first met two years ago, now he is also facing the leader of the Mafia at the port. A person who can not change his face - although he found that Huan had already begun to show courteousness to the elder sister, he still showed a speechless and a little worried expression.

... time really makes people grow.

"Hey Jing, what's the matter with this guy?"

After saying hello, Mr. Nakaya pulled me to the corner with an awkward face, frowning tightly and pointing to my chin to take out a red rose from nowhere, and began to chant, "Sure enough, only you who are full of beauty like you Only a loving woman can guide such a lost lamb like Kyo..." and gazed affectionately at Miss Hongye's ring.

This is nothing, after all, Huan's appearance is a boy who can be described as "beautiful", and it is not a bad thing to be praised by such a person.

Besides, his hobby is being a host who makes women feel happy, and I think it is very possible to say something nice to make the elder sister happy.

.........But if you really try to hook up with Miss Hongye...

Leaving aside the issue of failure, just having this idea requires double preparations to face gravity and the Mariana Trench.

"Isn't your way of making friends too strange? Didn't you say that the other party is the young master of a Chinese family? No matter how you look at it, this is a clone of Dazai."

Hey what are these words? ?

"It's too rude, Mr. Chuya, even you, you can't insult my friend like that."

I sternly retorted:

"And when it comes to vision, Dazai doesn't care first. You and Huan are both simple, gentle and lovely, and they are also my most important relatives and friends. This is enough to prove that I have a very good vision."

"Why suddenly...!"

Mr. Nakaya immediately let go of my hand like an electric shock, and pressed the hat with some embarrassment after being praised, "I'm sorry, I'm just...not right! Who are you talking about who is innocent, gentle and cute?! You Does this guy use this kind of words to describe seniors in his heart?!"

hey~

The orange-haired gravitational force is like a cat with fried hair, and it flew me several times, which are neither serious nor serious, and make people feel cute and want to silence the noise, before coughing dryly and continuing the topic just now.

"And then again, don't you think they both sound alike?"

"Eh?"

I carefully recalled Dazai's arrogant and tired black mud voice, "No?"

Mr. Nakaya was a little anxious, and he hinted at me in various ways with a look of "baby dad is very disappointed in you", "Listen carefully again, it's not Dazai at work, but he is usually nervous, that is, when he is pretending to be crazy and acting stupid. It's a stupid look that is alive and kicking!"

Dazai who is alive and kicking...?

live?Dazai?bounce?jump?

I recombined these words:! ! !

"T-really Mr. Yasakaya! What to do! I'm going to let the ring record now and say 'I'm the world's biggest idiot', or 'I'm an over-salted mackerel'? Oops, this time I want him to talk too much, but I don't know what to do!"

"Idiot, calm down first."

Mr. Nakaya showed a dignified expression. As expected of a man with the highest combat power in the mafia, he can still be so calm in the face of such a severe situation...

"Let him cry for a while first."

...and made the most reasonable...judgment?

"Mr. Nakaya," I tasted the answer, and felt that I couldn't put it into words, "Leaving aside that he is my friend... so you want to hear Dazai... being made to cry?"

"..."

He immediately felt nauseated, but immediately said patiently, "I'd rather hear the sound of that guy screaming and begging for mercy when he was tortured. But that's your friend, this method won't work, right?"

I am star-eyed.

Faced with this kind of "temptation", he can still sit still (?), Mr. Nakaya is really a super good man!Super touched!I feel like I'm even more fan of him today!

... Is my request too low?

In the end, we tentatively drew up three positive energy declarations centered on "anti-suicide, anti-problem, and being an individual" as a sample for recording, and tried to succeed in disgusting Dazai even if we would be shot to death.

And the heavy task of collecting similar sound sources for comparison is handed over to Mr. Nakaya as a partner...it feels like a very difficult task.

……

"Mr. Jing."

The leader beckoned me over, so I had no choice but to reluctantly suspend the seminar with Mr. Nakaya on the details of "taking a ring to go skydiving and bungee jumping to record his screams".

"head……"

As soon as I exited, I suddenly remembered something was wrong, and before I could correct it, Huan moved over.

His eyes, which were always radiant, were even more shining now, and it looked like he had a very pleasant conversation with the eldest sister just now, and the following words also confirmed this.

"Uncle, I heard from Ms. Hongye that your company is engaged in personnel security and trade work? There are also places in my family's industry that need security work. If it will develop in Yokohama in the future, please take care of it. "

"Oh, I really dare not take care of you." The leader responded with a smile.

No, if you don't dare to be, no one in Yokohama will dare to be, super hypocritical adult dialogue, old father...

... Huan, what did you call him just now?

I quickly imagined the scene after I joined their conversation——

Huan (cheerfully): Uncle~

Me (expressionlessly): Mr. Mori.

... No matter how you look at it, it won't work!

……

"Father, did you call me?"

I looked at the leader in despair and suddenly smiled (?) and even showed a moved look in his eyes, "It's a pity that Alice-chan didn't see this scene." What the hell, do you still want Lori to look at me ashamed?

Let me die, let me die, let me die, let Dazai be buried with me by the way......

The author has something to say:

This most precious treasure supports his broken soul at all times.

Evolved from Jingjiang to Jing, Zaiha has mastered new attack skills:

A rebellion against my Duanli idol!

It is indeed growing well, Jing [comfortable face]

Today's small theater is everyone's opinion of Beijing in this article, ladies first——

Hongye: Cute cub.

Zhong Ye: You can boil, cough... cub.

Mori: (Able to do this kind of thing, that kind of thing) Cute cub.

Didn't appear on the stage and didn't have a high position] Dazai: (In short, we can't let others...) Useless cub.

[The radical Beijing chefs in front of the screen stared at him]

Ring: Sweet kid!Although he is not in good health and can't go to school, he will shatter when he touches the wind (it doesn't), but he is still my important close friend!

Jing Ye: To become a quasi-cadre of the port mafia at such a young age must be a man with a very high risk factor.

【The only normal person is Kagiya-kun】

感谢在2020-04-1204:14:07~2020-04-2405:26:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Dawn Sky 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: lilitas, Mr. Lei's star, wow ha ha, wow la la? , It’s Gu Xianyi one;

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: 3 Luo Tang Meows;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：鱼籽40瓶；哇哈哈，哇啦啦？30瓶；幻想×通行25瓶；菡云、lilitas、团子20瓶；石榴18瓶；Yeah-ah、黄jier、洛愔、为野犬干杯、无间奶糖、雪音10瓶；铁锤妹妹8瓶；清河7瓶；青犀6瓶；十集册、白鹇、妈氏黑暗料理、宵屿5瓶；黑心汤圆、木迟、一行2瓶；陌上花开人不归、南山来君、肩上梅枝1瓶；

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