[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!

Chapter 20 The deformation meter is being staged next door

"Brother Wang Wu, go slowly."

Yan Ying took the bucket, poured it into the water tank, covered the water tank tightly with a wooden lid, and pressed the water tank with bricks to ensure that the frogs just poured into the water tank would not jump out. Then he returned the bucket to Wang Wu and sent him to the door.

When Wang Wu reluctantly left, Yan Ying immediately closed the door and went back to sleep.

There was no dream all night, and in the early morning, there was still a louder than one rooster'clack', waking up the sleeping folks and elders.

Yan Ying yawned and came out of the room with hazy eyes.

Coincidentally, Wang Kaicheng, who was sleeping in the room on the left side, was wearing a messy colorful chicken coop, walking fluffly, and almost bumped into Yan Ying head-on when he came out.

"Did you become a thief at night?"

Knowing that the photographer hadn't installed a camera in her home yet, Yan Ying didn't want to hide her nasty nature of being a vicious tonguer, and raised her chin slightly to bury Wang Kaicheng.

In fact, it's not surprising that Yan Ying complained about whether Wang Kaicheng was a thief. The main reason is that at this moment, apart from his sloppy gait, Wang Kaicheng's dark circles are so thick that they are comparable to American treasure pandas.

The point is, the national treasure giant panda is born with dark circles, is Wang Kaicheng's image of a colorful bird worthy of comparison with the national treasure giant panda?

Wang Kaicheng pursed his lips aggrievedly.

His temper is actually very bad. When he gets along with his classmates on weekdays, as long as he says something wrong, Wang Kaicheng may get angry and directly go to JIO to beat him up.But now facing Yan Ying's flourishing beauty, does Wang Kaicheng dare to have a temper?

Obviously not.

Although Wang Kaicheng's hair is not full, and his head is green, but his eyes are not blind, can he lose his temper with a little fairy who is as beautiful as a painting when she rolls her eyes?

Moreover, Yan Ying's words were like a knife piercing his young heart.Woohoo, he didn't sleep well last night, he might as well not go to sleep to steal cows.

"Miss, last night when I slept, I always felt that the wind was blowing, and there was movement in the yard, as if... there was a ghost talking in my ear."

Wang Kaicheng, who considered himself very courageous, even picked out several haunted houses in the city, could only cry at this moment.

This unlucky look only made Yan Ying's mouth twitch.

"Can you kill chickens?" Yan Ying asked suddenly.

Wang Kaicheng was taken aback for a moment, thinking that Yan Ying wanted to eat chicken at noon, so he said quickly. "I'm not very good at it, but I can learn it."

"Yes, you can learn."

Yan Ying agreed with Wang Kaicheng's words very much, so she took Wang Kaicheng directly to the kitchen without seeing anything out of the ordinary. "I cook, you kill the frog in the tank."

Wang Kaicheng: "..."

Wang Kaicheng: "???"

Is there a connection between killing frogs and killing chickens?

Wang Kaicheng couldn't figure out the connection here, so he wanted to be strong and say no, but facing Shang Yanying's smiling eyes full of fragrance and gentle "please", Wang Kaicheng couldn't say anything to refuse , I had no choice but to roll up my sleeves and stare at the frog in the water tank in a daze.

——He has to think about killing chickens, how to kill frogs!

Just at this time, the staff of the program team came to Yan Ying's house with a camera on their shoulders.As soon as Wang Kaicheng looked up, he was stunned by the camera.

"What are you doing?"

Startled, Wang Kaicheng's Northeast accent came out of his mouth.

At this time, the live broadcast had just started. Seeing Wang Kaicheng's image, netizens first swiped a row of 2333, and then neatly asked Wang Kaicheng what this colorful roaring bird was doing in front of the water tank.

The staff asked questions for netizens. "Wang Kaicheng, what are you squatting here for?"

It is not without reason that Wang Kaicheng is called the colorful roaring bird.First of all, his colorful hair of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, his clothes at the forefront of fashion, as well as his green hair that can rise and fall with the ups and downs of his tone at any time, caused a great sensation when he appeared.

Especially the scene where he quarreled with He Yating, the great elder of the Burying Love Family, and Lu Jiaren, the proud man with glasses, made the netizens who watched the live broadcast so happy to death.

The reputation of the colorful roaring bird has since fallen on Wang Kaicheng.

Fortunately, after participating in the program, all electronic devices such as mobile phones were turned in, otherwise, according to Wang Kaicheng's irritable temper, after seeing the message, he would become angry and argue with the majority of netizens.

"I'm going to help Miss Fairy." Wang Kaicheng replied casually, and then stared at the staff with a good eye.The bright eyes made the staff carrying the camera a little uncomfortable.

"You know how to kill chickens... no, kill frogs. Quickly teach me how to kill them?"

"Kill the frog?" The staff was a little confused, never expecting Wang Kaicheng to say this when he opened his mouth.

Wang Kaicheng nodded one after another: "Yes, kill the frogs. Miss Fairy asked me to kill these frogs. Hey, when did I do such a thing? Miss Fairy is watering the vegetable field in the backyard, and when she comes back to see me You'll be disappointed if there's no movement."

The reaction of the staff and the netizens who were watching the live broadcast was the same. At this moment, they were "I never expected that you are such Wang Kaicheng", "I promised to be a colorful roaring bird for the rest of my life, but it turned out that it was not a licking dog, or Colorful licking dog' and other words swiped the screen.

"That." The staff organized their words and refused: "Do your own things. Since Wang Kaicheng promised your fairy sister to help with things, you can't seek foreign aid."

Wang Kaicheng stared at him with his hands on his hips.

The staff kept silent, and continued to carry the camera, taking pictures of the entire kitchen.

Don't look at the rough appearance of the kitchen, but the area is not small.There are two connected stoves inside, a large iron pot is placed on one stove, and a round pot for cooking is placed next to the smaller stove.

Clean and tidy, facing the stove is a wooden chest of drawers, on which are placed oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, as well as several large and rough porcelain bowls and several delicate small porcelain with beautiful patterns on it. bowl.

In addition, there is a table, two stools, and two water tanks in the corner.One of the water tanks was filled with darkness, and frogs kept trying to jump out of it.

On the live broadcast platform, netizens began to brush up the words '2333' again, and the staff in charge of the camera were also quite '2333', because as Yan Ying returned to the yard with a bucket, Wang Kaicheng As if frightened, he quickly grabbed a frog and swung the knife cruelly.

There was a 'bang', that was the sound made by the kitchen knife swinging into the air and falling to the ground.

The frog jumped out of Wang Kaicheng's hands with a 'croak' sound, and hopped all over the yard, causing the frogs in the water tank to start screaming one after another.

Yan Ying: "..."

"Will not kill?"

Yan Ying tilted her head slightly, with a look of 'I knew it', which made Wang Kaicheng blush instantly.

Wang Kaicheng was very embarrassed, and without knowing why, he suddenly pointed at the staff member carrying the camera and said, "He will kill, he said he would kill."

Yan Ying followed the direction of Wang Kaicheng's finger and looked over.

The staff member carrying the camera: "..."

Why do you feel a lot of pressure for no reason?

The little brother carrying the camera glanced at another staff member's mobile phone, and found a series of bullet screens that read '2333', 'Well, I am speechless for the beautiful eyes of the little fairy',' Hurry up and sing "Conquer" to Miss Fairy on her knees, she sighed suddenly.

"It seems that today's schedule can be changed to how to kill frogs."

Yan Ying pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Hey, if you don't know how to kill, you won't kill. Anyway, it was sent by someone else, so it doesn't matter if you eat it or not at noon."

The little brother felt a little guilty for no reason.Soon, several staff members started discussing in a place away from the camera, and finally decided to help Yan Ying kill all the frogs.While they were discussing, Yan Ying had already proficiently and familiarly yelled at Wang Kaicheng to clean up herself.

Wang Kaicheng felt shy.

"That...Miss, I forgot to bring my toiletries."

Yan Ying always kept smiling, but her words were not as beautiful as her smile. "Did you see the willow tree planted by the wall outside the courtyard?"

Wang Kaicheng looked at the courtyard wall blankly and subconsciously, and the goal he saw was a big willow tree fluttering in the breeze.

At this time, Yan Ying said: "You know? In the past, people used willow branches to rinse their mouths. They didn't bring any toiletries, so they went to pick willow branches and used them."

Wang Kaicheng was dumbfounded after hearing Yan Ying's words.You can use willow branches as a toothbrush to rinse your mouth, but what about washing your face?It is impossible not to wash it.

Yan Ying glanced at Wang Kaicheng, who had unconsciously said what was in her heart, and went directly to the room to take out a clean towel and throw it to Wang Kaicheng.

Here, they like to give guests towels no matter it is a wedding or a wedding.Before and after, Yan Ying and the deceased Mrs. Yan participated in many weddings and weddings. There were a lot of towels piled up in the closet at home, and it was nothing to give up one for Wang Kaicheng.

After all, the program team paid her 1 yuan for him.

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