[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!
Chapter 26 The deformation meter is being staged next door
Look, poor children, they are all tossed by the program group that constantly refreshes the lower limit, and they all have conditioned reflexes.
No, it's rare for the program team to show kindness. The first reaction is not to believe it, and then it is determined not to believe it.
Dog plotting, not being human, eating jujube pills.
Facing the unanimous doubts raised by Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren, the chief director couldn't laugh or cry.
"You are still children. Proper exercise is good for your physical and mental health, but too much exercise is not enough." The chief director appeared in front of the camera and fooled Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren with an intimate uncle tone. "For your own good, I asked the old village chief to borrow the means of transportation that Xiaxi Village has been working for more than ten years. Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren will be very satisfied when the three of you meet."
The three children from the city reconciled in just one night.At this time, after hearing the chief director of the program group speak so grandly, they immediately looked at each other, and each gave a particularly meaningful look.
But, it seems that Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren chose to believe in the kindness of the chief director of the program group, so they followed the chief director to meet the old village head without saying a word, and then...all of them were confused.
Yan Ying, who was watching the show, was very skeptical. Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren were all in a daze with the screen, which had already been screenshotted and made into emoticons by excellent netizens.
No, just as Yan Ying was so skeptical, the next moment she saw Wang Xiaoshu send an emoticon pack of [All members are confused.JPG] to a friend with her mobile phone.
Yan Ying: "..."
The child Wang Xiaoshu is narrower than Wang Xiaohua, and more intelligent.Although he is also nostalgic for the affluent life in the city, at least Wang Xiaoshu understands that it is better to rely on his own efforts and get out of the mountains by himself than to stay in the city.
Yan Ying shook her head and laughed, her attention shifted from Wang Xiaoshu to the TV.
Aunt Wang was sitting next to Yan Ying, unlike Yan Ying who kept watching the show quietly, she was laughing and laughing, and whenever she saw an exciting scene, she would gossip with other aunts and daughter-in-laws who were also eight-year-olds. talk.
Including Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua, they were all the objects of discussion in their mouths.
I really couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for the two poor little ones who had only received love from their grandma in words.
Tsk, it's because of the amazing self-control of Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua that Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua can grow up to this point.
"Tut tut tut tut tut tut tut!"
Obviously thinking not to make any noise, he tried his best to ridicule.In the end, the pattern was too rough, and the idea was just to break it. The 'noise' in Yan Ying's mouth made Wang Xiaoshu not in the mood to watch the show, so he turned his head to look at her quietly.
Yan Ying blinked at the fox trick disapprovingly, and looked back at Wang Xiaoshu expectantly with beautiful eyes.
In fact, Wang Xiaoshu's facial features are very good, compared with Wang Xiaohua's rough appearance, they are very delicate.It's just that it's too dark, and the clothes tend to be plain. He wears a school uniform all year round, which leads to the general impression of outsiders that Wang Xiaoshu is dark, thin, tall, and not very good-looking.
In fact, Wang Xiaoshu is really good-looking, and can be called the second most beautiful in the entire Xiaxi Village.The number one beauty naturally belongs to Yan Ying, there is no comparison between the two of them.
"Little tree!" Yan Ying snorted and asked softly. "Do you have any question?"
Wang Xiaoshu looked away silently, and stared at the large TV without saying a word.
At this time, the sixth episode of "XX Deformation Meter" was played, and it was coming to an end.In the program, Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren can say that the old-fashioned tractor provided by the old village head that can carry people and loads is a mess.
Taking it and taking mountain goods to the nearby small town market is more tiring than walking.In the end, when the goods were sold out, Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren were exhausted, and they didn't even have the energy to complain.
Seeing this, the villagers sitting around the spacious yard of the old village chief's house laughed together.
"Oh, the director of this program really lacks great virtue. How could he tease the children like this. Just the dilapidated old-fashioned tractor in our village was specially repurposed to pull livestock 800 years ago. It's bumpy and bumpy, old bones If you sit on it and fall apart, it will be difficult for three children from the city to die."
Right, not only Yan Ying despises the old-fashioned tractor in the village that is old enough to be called an antique, but the aunts, aunts and daughter-in-laws in the village also despise it.On weekdays, the dilapidated old-fashioned tractor is placed in the village committee, and its main purpose is to pull pigs, cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks and geese.
Although it is cleaned frequently on weekdays, there is no peculiar smell, but whoever sits on the old-fashioned tractor knows the feeling of bumps and bumps.
As soon as Yan Ying thought of this, she couldn't help but stand on the same front with the aunts, aunts and daughters-in-law, and despised the lack of virtue in the program group of "XX Deformation Meter".It's not easy for children in the city. How can they be so frustrating (sick) (sick) and crazy (beautiful) for the effect of the program.
"Hey, but the program of MG Satellite TV is really good, as expected of a city person." A woman who is not very old, about 30 years old, suddenly sighed: "That's right, the eyes of officials are not very good. , Just like that time in that singing competition show, the selected singers were uglier than the other, and I didn’t want to see that person, who wants to hear ghosts crying and wolf howling again.”
"Singers mainly value their voices, not their appearance." Aunt Wang said in a very profound way: "Like Luovasige, who is five feet thick, looks stronger than a strong man who weighs [-] pounds. You guys Dare she not be a great singer."
As soon as Luovasige's name came out, no one would dare to fight.All the uncles and aunts present have gone through an era without listening to her songs.Even the younger generation, like Yan Ying, Wang Xiaoshu, and Wang Xiaohua, are very familiar with Luo Wasige under the influence of the elders in the village.
Born in an army art troupe, after becoming famous for her natural voice, she has been active in the front line of earthquake relief. She is a contemporary top singer who is not beautiful but has a beautiful heart.Anyway, for Yan Ying, she admired Luovasige very much.
The aunts, aunts and daughter-in-laws continued to chatter, even though the sixth episode of "XX Deformation Meter" had finished playing, they had no intention of leaving.It was Yan Ying and Wang Xiaoshu who left the old village chief's house one after the other.
On the way, Wang Xiaoshu stopped Yan Ying. "Sister Yan Ying, I think I am very smart, but after seeing Sister Yan Ying's performance, I know what it means to be smart and be mistaken by cleverness."
Yan Ying clasped her arms around her chest, her movements seemed sharp, but because of her slightly loose bun, she looked lazy. "Which way?"
Wang Xiaoshu: "This is what people in the city think."
"No, I never think that people in the city are superior to others, and people in the countryside are inferior." Vaguely guessing Wang Xiaoshu's knot, Yan Ying turned into a confidant big sister at this moment, and she was rare and gentle, and said word by word: "In my opinion It turns out that nobility comes from the heart, and the same is true of lowliness. Who can guarantee that people in the city who are well-dressed and beautiful will be the same on the outside? Could it be that they can't be as rich as gold and jade?"
Wang Xiaoshu looked down at his toes, and the silence began to spread.
After a while, Wang Xiaoshu said quietly: "I just realized now that Sister Yan Ying is very good at pouring chicken soup."
Yan Ying: "It's not poisonous anyway, just drink it."
"I don't have any problem, it's just..." Wang Xiaoshu continued to look down at her toes, but this time instead of playing silent, she paused and said, "Where is Xiaohua? A fancy name."
Yan Ying raised her eyebrows: "Compared with my name, it really doesn't sound good."
However, Wang Xiaoshu only mentioned Wang Xiaohua and did not mention himself. Does it mean that Wang Xiaoshu is very satisfied with his name?But judging from Wang Xiaoshu's daily confusing behavior, this is not the case.
Yan Ying squinted slightly, and then put the question behind her, since it has nothing to do with her anyway, so it's not worth spending more time guessing.
"Change it if you want, need to be so entangled?" Yan Ying yawned gracefully, concealing her impatience and said, "Is there nothing else to tell me? Then I'm going home, and I have to get up early tomorrow to go to the mountains to collect Some mountain goods!"
Wang Xiaoshu shook his head, indicating that he had nothing to say, so Yan Ying turned around decisively and walked quickly towards home.Wang Xiaoshu followed, after all, the Wang family and the Yan family were only separated by a courtyard wall.But I don't know why Wang Xiaoshu was worried, and kept a few steps away from Yan Ying.
Even though Yan Ying took the lead in opening the courtyard door and dodging into the house, Wang Xiaoshu still walked a few steps slower and entered the next door Wang's house.
On Yan Ying's side, as soon as she entered the house, she went straight to the kitchen to boil water and prepare to wash. There was a faint quarrel in the Wang's house separated by a courtyard wall.
It was Wang Xiaohua who was arguing with Wang Xiaoshu who just came back.
He deliberately controlled the volume, but if he listened carefully, he could still hear the general idea.
Basically, it was Wang Xiaohua who was making the noise, and Wang Xiaoshu felt too lazy to talk to Wang Xiaohua, and only said a few words as if he was annoyed by Wang Xiaohua's noise.
Yan Ying listened quietly for a while, feeling more and more bored, and then went straight out of the kitchen after washing up, and went back to sleep.
It was another night without dreams, and in the morning... well, Yan Ying, who had nothing to do, didn't get up at all in the morning. It was almost noon, when the sun's rays half hidden in the clouds evenly fell on the entire yard, and Yan Ying was sleepy. He pushed open the door, stood in the yard and stretched in the sunshine and breeze.
"Ah~~ah~~ah~~~"
Yan Ying hung her throat for a while in an extremely yin and yang tone, and then she stopped in satisfaction, jumped into the kitchen, and began to prepare lunch.
Didn't I say that guy Wang Kaicheng ran away from home?
Wang Kaicheng took an overnight flight and arrived in the capital city of Xiang Province in the morning after flying all night.
After getting off the plane, Wang Kaicheng didn't even have time to eat breakfast, so he took a taxi and went straight to Xiaxi Village.
However, the mountain road is difficult to walk, with nine twists and eighteen bends, and Wang Kaicheng did not arrive at Xiaxi Village until it was completely dark and Yan Ying had eaten and drank enough to go back to the nest to 'hatch eggs'.
After not eating for a day, Wang Kaicheng was so tired, hungry and thirsty that he didn't even have the strength to knock on the courtyard door.
Fortunately, martial arts practitioners have sharp ears and eyesight, even in her previous life, Yan Ying was third-rate in martial arts and first-rate in Gu skills.But it seems that he has been hit by the forgetfulness Gu, and he can only pick out third-rate martial arts and re-learn, but to be honest, in peaceful times, third-rate martial arts are simply legendary masters to ordinary people.
Even if Wang Kaicheng actually knocked on the door with a force beyond his life, Yan Ying heard it. The difference lies in whether Yan Ying wants to open the door or not.
Want to open the door?Don't want to open the door?
The answer is definitely not!
But to be honest, Yan Ying is coquettish and pretentious, but she is not a very bad or bad woman in essence. At best, she is just a small-minded, self-centered, self-confessed scumbag cousin of the new era. She really can't make up her mind. Tired, hungry and hungry, Wang Kaicheng nestled at the door for a night.
Even if Wang Kaicheng is ridiculously stupid and cute, he is definitely a colorful retard.
Yan Ying walked out of the room helplessly, opened the courtyard door, and let Wang Kaicheng, who was holding his stomach and seemed hungry, roll in.There was also a bowl of cold porridge in the kitchen. The weather was hot, and Yan Ying didn't have the heart to warm it up, so she brought it out for Wang Kaicheng to eat quickly.
When Wang Kaicheng's eyes filled with tears, holding a large coarse porcelain bowl, and gulping cold porridge into his mouth, Yan Ying directly closed the courtyard door, blocking the curious gazes of most of the villagers.Except for Aunt Wang's family who are separated by a wall, they cannot be 'isolated' at all.
Aunt Wang, that gossip old woman, had already heard the dog barking and leaned against the wall, her eyes were bright and she looked at her.
Yan Ying was speechless, "Ma'am, you... are so tired lying on the wall, do you want to come over, let's have a good chat?"
Aunt Wang was keenly aware of Yan Ying's displeasure, and she couldn't help slandering Yan Ying in her heart because she was an out-and-out rural person, but she was even more delicate than some urbanites.
"No, I can't get over the courtyard wall with my old bones."
Aunt Wang smiled mischievously, and then she descended the wall neatly, without any sign of "you are too old to climb over the courtyard wall" in her words. It can be seen that Aunt Wang has been consistent in her words and deeds, and has realized the true meaning of the essence of drama.
—As long as I pretend not to know, things don't happen.
Looking at Aunt Wang's disappearing figure in the blink of an eye, Yan Ying realized for the first time what it means to be helpless.
"People are fine, people are fine, old people become smart, the ancients never deceived me." Yan Ying sighed again and again, and then turned around to meet Wang Kaicheng's ugly face that could always see the essence of stupidity for some reason.
Yan Ying: "..."
The brat is looking for SHI, right?
Yan Yili rolled his big eyes in relief, and ordered: "Remember to wash the bowl after eating."
Wang Kaicheng put down the bowl, hesitant to speak, and Yan Ying said bluntly: "It's getting late now, it's best not to say anything on your mind right now, sleep well for a night, wait Let's talk tomorrow."
After finishing speaking, Yan Ying yawned and walked towards the room.But as soon as he reached the door of the room, he stopped.
Yan Ying seemed to think of something, and added: "The room next door is still the same, I believe you should be used to living in it. I usually sleep deeply, if something happens at night, you can solve it yourself One can solve it, if it can’t be solved, it will pass after a night of patience.”
Wang Kaicheng: "...be patient, let's pass?"
Wang Kaicheng stared dumbfounded at Yan Ying humming an incomprehensible ditty before entering the room, and as soon as the door was closed, the dim light was also turned off.Wang Kaicheng stood on the spot with his hands on his cheeks and thought for a moment, then turned around in a polite manner and went into the kitchen to wash the dishes.
Then Wang Kaicheng went to the room where Mrs. Yan lived in the dark, and fell asleep soundly as soon as he lay down.
This night, Yan Ying and Wang Kaicheng, who were sleeping in different rooms, slept exceptionally soundly.On the contrary, Ji Qingxuan, who always dreamed intermittently and basically forgot about the dream after waking up, couldn't sleep at all this night.
This guy Ji Qingzhang is probably a soulful bastard with a strong desire for control.
Why do you say that, because Ji Qingzheng is not a human being, and actually installed nano-monitoring in Wang Kaicheng's mobile phone in advance.
That is to say, through Wang Kaicheng, Ji Qingzhang can see Yan Ying clearly, and by the way, he can clearly hear the conversation between Yan Ying and Wang Kaicheng.
Yan Ying's attitude towards Wang Kaicheng was very rude, but from the side view, Wang Kaicheng was different from ordinary people and very special to Yan Ying.
And thinking of this possibility, Ji Qing's throat felt like a lump in his throat, his whole body seemed to be thrown into the icy polar region, his body and soul were chilly.
Is it because of jealousy?
But what qualifications does he have, what right does he have to be jealous?
What's more, the object of jealousy is his cousin. Judging from the relationship between Yan Ying and Wang Kaicheng, in fact, when you think about it deeply, it is the daily relationship between the squeamish cat owner and her stupid and cute shit-shoveling officer.
Whose shit shoveler doesn't kneel and lick his own cat master?
Ji Qingzhang slowly relaxed his body, allowing his entire body weight to be placed on the sofa.
Those long and narrow eyes, which were always judged to be too cold and heartless, rarely showed emotions other than indifference.It's very complicated, as if suddenly made a decision...for example, to grab one's mind, if someone bumps into it at this moment, they will definitely be shocked.
Obviously like a robot, living step by step every day, how come... have the thoughts of a man, no, a beast?
Yan Ying, who was sleeping, suddenly felt itchy nose, and sneezed several times in succession.
"The big curse is launched!"
Not knowing what Yan Ying dreamed about, she rubbed her nose, and then fell asleep again.She didn't sense the so-called woman's strong sixth sense at all, and the premonition hints given to her, so that after Wang Kaicheng stayed at her house for a few days, one morning, Yan Ying stretched her waist and saw when she opened the courtyard door as usual. Ji Qingxuan, who looks stern and serious, and is full of dominance, is undoubtedly confused.
The two fox tricks stared straight away.
Yan Ying: "..."
"Who are you!" Yan Ying, who had regained her senses, patted her chest in shock, her heart trembling along with it. "I was standing at the door early in the morning. Those who didn't know thought that I went to Shaanxi to bring the terracotta warriors here, in order to suppress the restless and kind demons and monsters?"
It's good to be cynic and sarcastic, that slightly upturned child always seems to be full of affection, but the condescending fox trick is full of bitterness.
Yan Ying herself is not an easy person to get along with. Even if she wakes up automatically in the morning after a good night's sleep, she will actually be angry when she wakes up, but don't expect Yan Ying to have a good attitude towards strangers who don't like her.
"I'm Ji Qingzhang, Wang Kaicheng's cousin."
After a moment of silence, Ji Qingzheng spoke with Wang Kaicheng as a breakthrough point.
This is a good starting point, at least Yan Ying didn't think too much about it, she just took a fixed look at Ji Qingxuan, and then raised her voice to call Wang Kaicheng to get up.
After a while, Wang Kaicheng yawned, just like those idle old men in the village, he walked out of the room shirtless, wearing big underpants and a pair of slippers.
"Sister Ying, what's the matter?" Wang Kaicheng rubbed his eyes, and the next moment he saw an unexpected domineering president who exuded 'I'm cool, handsome and rich' standing in the yard..." Brother, why are you here?"
Wang Kaicheng came back to his senses in an instant, looking left and right in horror.When Wang Kaicheng found out that only Ji Qingzhang was 'looking for', and his parents, mothers, aunts and other relatives did not come, Wang Kaicheng immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"I'm fine here, the people here are funny and nice, I don't know how happy I am to be here."
The ending sounds even a little arrogant, which shows that Wang Kaicheng was very shy when he came to Xiaxi Village to be a colorful dog licker.But yes, Xiaxi Village is poor even if it is poor, but it is rich in products, and even if it has no money to live in the village, it does not worry about food and drink.
Coupled with the beautiful scenery and good air, since the broadcast of MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter", from the first episode to the end, the old village head has received many calls one after another to inquire about the housing and resettlement in Xiaxi Village. reason.
And from the tone of voice, they are all of a certain age.It is conceivable that many urbanites are optimistic about Xiaxi Village, thinking that it is a good place for leisure and retirement.
Wang Kaicheng naturally feels the same way now, without the difficult constraints of the "XX Deformation Meter" program group, when he returns to Xiaxi Village again, Wang Kaicheng is like a monkey in the forest, calling himself king all day long.It's only been a few days since he came here, and he's making a fuss about begging Wang Xiaoshu for help, completely unaware that Wang Xiaoshu is talking to him because Wang Xiaohua is always shy and timid, so he doesn't have to be disgusting.
It's far away, in short, Wang Kaicheng is very embarrassing at the moment, thinking that the reason why Ji Qingzhang came to him in person is that he finally realized the importance of him, and felt that he was indispensable as a cousin.
But is that really the case?
Anyway, as far as Yan Ying looked at it from the perspective of a bystander, the cold Ji Qingzhang probably wanted to stuff Wang Kaicheng into the toilet and wash his mind with the toilet cleaner.
Because Wang Kaicheng is stupid, cute, and has no brains.
"How happy?"
It was still Ji Qingzhang, the overbearing boss who was full of cool guy style, who spoke in a chilly way, piercing the heart and lungs.
But I don't know if it's because Wang Kaicheng's brain is congenitally lacking in tune, or he's used to his cousin releasing air-conditioning from time to time. In short, he didn't feel Ji Qing's unhappiness at all. .
"Cousin, I suspect that you are old and suffer from dementia!" He said just now that the people in Xiaxi Village are humorous and funny, and he didn't know how happy he was to stay here, but he died within a few minutes. forget.
Wang Kaicheng shook his head full of regret. He is already 30 years old, and he has indeed reached the age when he should get Alzheimer's.
Yan Ying: "...Pfft."
Yan Ying always knew that Wang Kaicheng was very funny, but never thought that he could be even more funny, so she was so happy that she couldn't straighten her waist.
Ji Qingxuan looked at her sideways, and unconsciously, his eyes became very soft.No matter how long Yan Ying smiled, he just looked at Yan Ying like this.Sometimes blindfolded, and sometimes with outrageously strong intuition, Wang Kaicheng was the first to discover something was wrong.
——Ji Qingxuan's cousin, it seems... not because of him, but...
——Convex (艹盘艹)! ! !
——Cousin bastard, you actually really thought about it and wanted to defile his fairy lady.
Wang Kaicheng was furious, like an angry bull whose private territory had been touched, glaring at Ji Qingzhang viciously.
"Shameless." Wang Kaicheng gritted his teeth and scolded.
Yan Ying: "???"
Yan Ying came back to her senses, her thoughtful eyes swept over Wang Kaicheng first, and then focused on Ji Qingxuan.
After a long while, Yan Ying let out a 'tsk', and went straight into the kitchen without saying anything.Wang Kaicheng imitated the example, he also gave a 'tsk', and followed into the kitchen, and when Yan Ying was cooking rice, she was familiar with the fire.
Ji Qingzhang stood in the middle of the yard, silently in a daze.
After a long while, he smiled calmly, as if confirming something, the original coldness and indifference disappeared, replaced by human gentleness.
Don't doubt that when a man faces true love, he will be ashamed.
For example, Ji Qingxuan, originally, was a domineering president, but once he was sure that Yan Ying was the person he was looking for, he was even more shameless than Wang Kaicheng.Even though Yan Ying sternly refused to enter the house, she spent a lot of money to buy a piece of land near Yan Ying's home, and recruited an engineering team to work overtime overnight to repair the small villa.
Yan Ying: "..."
Feeling that she was just waiting to die, bah, Yan Ying, whose leisurely retirement life was completely disturbed, did not give Wang Kaicheng, especially Ji Qingzhang, who had a cold appearance and could not show any emotions, a good face for several days in a row.
It doesn't matter if Wang Kaicheng is stupid or cute, and it doesn't matter even more to Ji Qingzhang who really has evil intentions.
As a cat owner, if you lose your temper once in a while, you just need to be coaxed.Since you want to raise a cat, you have to understand what a cat is like.
It's normal to be cloudy or sunny. Occasionally, a little temper will give you a paw, that's a very normal thing.
Obviously, Ji Qingzhang has a comprehensive understanding. It can be said that he is jumping repeatedly on the verge of death, and whenever Yan Ying provokes people so much that he wants to beat him to death, he immediately stops.Little did they know that the more Ji Qing was like this, the more Yan Ying became... angrier and wanted to be a shark.
"Wang Kaicheng, get out of here, get out of here."
Another day, Yan Ying, who felt that she was about to explode in place, finally couldn't help but explode.She caught the obedient Wang Kaicheng and cursed him all the time.
As for Wang Kaicheng, when he realized that his cousin was not a human being and that the old grass wanted to eat tender cattle, he began to lay the groundwork for his youth that had not yet died. He was like a seaweed that babbled all day long and forgot how to dance with the waves, sighing.
She was very angry when she saw her, especially today, Yan Ying was even more angry.I almost exploded my liver with anger, okay!
Wang Kaicheng was caught and scolded out of the blue, feeling aggrieved and wanting to cry for no reason.
"Sister Ying, can I explain that I didn't recruit my animal-like cousin?" It's obviously Sister Yan Ying, you are born beautiful and hard to give up on.
Yan Ying put her hands on her hips and sneered. "You didn't bring it on, you were just an excuse."
Wang Kaicheng felt even more aggrieved, and almost couldn't help but shrink into a ball.
"The beauty of my old lady is my own business, who is in the way?" Yan Ying sneered, and said very bluntly: "Why? I am ugly, and I blame others for being beautiful, so I can't control myself."
Gouzi specifically refers to Ji Qingzhang.Wang Kaicheng understood the metaphor this time, and immediately stopped pretending to be wronged, and laughed.
"Yes, yes, yes, Gouzi doesn't learn to be a human being, he must be educated."
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Kaicheng keenly felt the strong air-conditioning.
Subconsciously turning his head to look, he happened to see his dog-like cousin standing there in a suit and leather shoes.
Wang Kaicheng: "..."
Wang Kaicheng was so frightened that the dull hair on his forehead didn't even move.
"Sneaky, you make no sound when you walk." Wang Kaicheng imitated Yan Ying directly, and even raised his orchid fingers, patting his chest in a very artificial way, expressing that he was greatly frightened.
At this moment, Yan Ying said that she was also frightened, and Wang Kaicheng's extremely contrived actions, which could not even be called a mother, seriously hurt her pure and innocent heart.
Yan Ying's face twitched violently, as did Ji Qingzhang.Moreover, Ji Qingzhang was not as restrained as Yan Ying, and directly showed his manly side, grabbing his collar with his hands, and mopping Wang Kaicheng to throw it out the door.
Wang Kaicheng: "..."
"Cousin, you dare to throw me away. I must sue my aunt."
Wang Kaicheng was so angry that he jumped up and down, chattering again and again.Ji Qingxuan ignored it, and only looked at Yan Ying, who looked like she was watching a play with her arms crossed.But before she could speak, Yan Ying smiled and pointed at the door. "And you, please get out of my house."
Ji Qing was stunned. Obviously, as the overlord, he had never met such a woman who ignored his overlord's charm and bluntly told him to go away.
At this moment, even if it is vulgar, Wang Kaicheng, who was deeply hurt by his cousin before, wanted to add a line, the exclusive line of the overlord—oh, woman, you have successfully caught my attention.
Yan Ying immediately turned her head to look at Wang Kaicheng, this idiot actually said the voice-over that she wanted to dub without knowing it.
"You, and your cousin, get out of here. I'm impatient to play tricks on you."
Yan Ying hummed angrily, then slammed the door and entered the room, and did not leave the room until night.
Yan Ying has been sleeping, she has a bad habit, whether she is in a good mood or a bad mood, she will sleep with her head covered, sometimes it is entirely possible to sleep for a whole day.
Wang Kaicheng knew about Yan Ying's problem a few days after he came here, and Ji Qingzhang had already learned about it through Wang Kaicheng.So while Yan Ying was sleeping with her head covered, neither Wang Kaicheng nor Ji Qingxuan bothered her.
Only in the evening, Ji Qingzhang specially hired a three-star Michelin chef to prepare a sumptuous dinner. Ji Qingzhang changed into casual clothes, walked into Yan Ying's house and knocked on the door of Yan Ying's room, calling Yan Ying to get up to eat.
In the room, Yan Ying turned over and continued to sleep soundly, completely ignoring Ji Qingxuan's intentions.
Ji Qingxuan was helpless, and once again understood why cat slaves complained, "The cat master is not good at serving Balabala, what a sweet burden".
"Aying." Ji Qingzhang knocked on the door of the room again.
"Get out!" Yan Yingteng sat up from the bed, then got out of bed very violently, opened the door of the room, and almost pointed at Ji Qingxuan's nose and cursed. "Do you know that disturbing people's dreams is a heinous crime?"
"It's time for dinner."
Ji Qingzhang looked condescendingly at Yan Ying, who was a full head shorter than him, only on the chest.She said it in a calm tone, but she didn't know that he was like this, Yan Ying was even angrier.
Yan Ying was about to die of anger, okay, she's so tall, if she wanted to hit someone, she just jumped up, so Ji Qingzhang dared to resist.
I don't know why, Mingming Ji Qingzhang is very strange to her, but she just has an intuition that no matter what she does, Ji Qingzhang will only be helpless enough to be happy.
This attitude is very similar to King Nie, but who is King Nie like?
Ex-boyfriend?It seems to be, but what makes Yan Ying feel unbelievable is that she can't even forget what her ex-boyfriend looks like and what his name is.The only thing I remember is that after I heard that he died, I accidentally bumped my head into the bronze mirror the next moment, and then crossed... and crossed...
When it came to the bronze mirror, Yan Ying squinted her eyes and waved her paw, trying to disfigure Ji Qingxuan.
Ji Qingxuan turned his face slightly and avoided it.
"It's time to eat." A smile flashed across Ji Qingzhang's deep eyes. "There is your favorite dried fish!"
Yan Ying: "...Get lost, you little fish."
Yan Ying was furious like thunder, who the hell likes to eat small fish?
Well, the dried fish is served with porridge, and the pancakes are particularly delicious, but she is generally not a picky eater, and picky eaters are unusual.
"And your favorite English pie."
Ji Qingzhang continued to recite the recipes, only getting Yan Ying's humming.
Apparently, the typical feline tantrum had struck again.
Ji Qingzhang still maintained a faint smile, and seemed to have a good temper, which made Yan Ying even more depressed.
Yan Ying pushed away the tall, masculine Ji Qingzhang, and then rushed out to the imposing three-story western-style building newly built by Ji Qingzhang in Xiaxi Village.
Ji Qingzhang pursed his lips and showed a faint smile, and then quickly followed, like a bodyguard waiting for the holy driver at any time, staying close to the left and right.
The "XX Deformation Meter" filmed in Xiaxi Village has finished playing, and now the "XX Deformation Meter" broadcast on MG Satellite TV is a new episode.In this issue, Director Wang, the chief director of the show that was submitted by each of the bad ideas, appeared in the behind-the-scenes for the first time. The children and seven children from the countryside, a total of [-] children, came to a unique summer tour.
Not to mention the howls Wang Kaicheng uttered when he saw this, Yan Ying was quite upset anyway.Because Director Wang never forgets the outstanding Xiaxi Village, he actually planned to set the filming location of "Xri Youth School" in Xiaxi Village.
——RI damn it, she can't avoid the fucking "xx Deformation Meter", right?
No, it's rare for the program team to show kindness. The first reaction is not to believe it, and then it is determined not to believe it.
Dog plotting, not being human, eating jujube pills.
Facing the unanimous doubts raised by Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren, the chief director couldn't laugh or cry.
"You are still children. Proper exercise is good for your physical and mental health, but too much exercise is not enough." The chief director appeared in front of the camera and fooled Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren with an intimate uncle tone. "For your own good, I asked the old village chief to borrow the means of transportation that Xiaxi Village has been working for more than ten years. Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren will be very satisfied when the three of you meet."
The three children from the city reconciled in just one night.At this time, after hearing the chief director of the program group speak so grandly, they immediately looked at each other, and each gave a particularly meaningful look.
But, it seems that Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren chose to believe in the kindness of the chief director of the program group, so they followed the chief director to meet the old village head without saying a word, and then...all of them were confused.
Yan Ying, who was watching the show, was very skeptical. Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren were all in a daze with the screen, which had already been screenshotted and made into emoticons by excellent netizens.
No, just as Yan Ying was so skeptical, the next moment she saw Wang Xiaoshu send an emoticon pack of [All members are confused.JPG] to a friend with her mobile phone.
Yan Ying: "..."
The child Wang Xiaoshu is narrower than Wang Xiaohua, and more intelligent.Although he is also nostalgic for the affluent life in the city, at least Wang Xiaoshu understands that it is better to rely on his own efforts and get out of the mountains by himself than to stay in the city.
Yan Ying shook her head and laughed, her attention shifted from Wang Xiaoshu to the TV.
Aunt Wang was sitting next to Yan Ying, unlike Yan Ying who kept watching the show quietly, she was laughing and laughing, and whenever she saw an exciting scene, she would gossip with other aunts and daughter-in-laws who were also eight-year-olds. talk.
Including Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua, they were all the objects of discussion in their mouths.
I really couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for the two poor little ones who had only received love from their grandma in words.
Tsk, it's because of the amazing self-control of Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua that Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua can grow up to this point.
"Tut tut tut tut tut tut tut!"
Obviously thinking not to make any noise, he tried his best to ridicule.In the end, the pattern was too rough, and the idea was just to break it. The 'noise' in Yan Ying's mouth made Wang Xiaoshu not in the mood to watch the show, so he turned his head to look at her quietly.
Yan Ying blinked at the fox trick disapprovingly, and looked back at Wang Xiaoshu expectantly with beautiful eyes.
In fact, Wang Xiaoshu's facial features are very good, compared with Wang Xiaohua's rough appearance, they are very delicate.It's just that it's too dark, and the clothes tend to be plain. He wears a school uniform all year round, which leads to the general impression of outsiders that Wang Xiaoshu is dark, thin, tall, and not very good-looking.
In fact, Wang Xiaoshu is really good-looking, and can be called the second most beautiful in the entire Xiaxi Village.The number one beauty naturally belongs to Yan Ying, there is no comparison between the two of them.
"Little tree!" Yan Ying snorted and asked softly. "Do you have any question?"
Wang Xiaoshu looked away silently, and stared at the large TV without saying a word.
At this time, the sixth episode of "XX Deformation Meter" was played, and it was coming to an end.In the program, Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren can say that the old-fashioned tractor provided by the old village head that can carry people and loads is a mess.
Taking it and taking mountain goods to the nearby small town market is more tiring than walking.In the end, when the goods were sold out, Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren were exhausted, and they didn't even have the energy to complain.
Seeing this, the villagers sitting around the spacious yard of the old village chief's house laughed together.
"Oh, the director of this program really lacks great virtue. How could he tease the children like this. Just the dilapidated old-fashioned tractor in our village was specially repurposed to pull livestock 800 years ago. It's bumpy and bumpy, old bones If you sit on it and fall apart, it will be difficult for three children from the city to die."
Right, not only Yan Ying despises the old-fashioned tractor in the village that is old enough to be called an antique, but the aunts, aunts and daughter-in-laws in the village also despise it.On weekdays, the dilapidated old-fashioned tractor is placed in the village committee, and its main purpose is to pull pigs, cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks and geese.
Although it is cleaned frequently on weekdays, there is no peculiar smell, but whoever sits on the old-fashioned tractor knows the feeling of bumps and bumps.
As soon as Yan Ying thought of this, she couldn't help but stand on the same front with the aunts, aunts and daughters-in-law, and despised the lack of virtue in the program group of "XX Deformation Meter".It's not easy for children in the city. How can they be so frustrating (sick) (sick) and crazy (beautiful) for the effect of the program.
"Hey, but the program of MG Satellite TV is really good, as expected of a city person." A woman who is not very old, about 30 years old, suddenly sighed: "That's right, the eyes of officials are not very good. , Just like that time in that singing competition show, the selected singers were uglier than the other, and I didn’t want to see that person, who wants to hear ghosts crying and wolf howling again.”
"Singers mainly value their voices, not their appearance." Aunt Wang said in a very profound way: "Like Luovasige, who is five feet thick, looks stronger than a strong man who weighs [-] pounds. You guys Dare she not be a great singer."
As soon as Luovasige's name came out, no one would dare to fight.All the uncles and aunts present have gone through an era without listening to her songs.Even the younger generation, like Yan Ying, Wang Xiaoshu, and Wang Xiaohua, are very familiar with Luo Wasige under the influence of the elders in the village.
Born in an army art troupe, after becoming famous for her natural voice, she has been active in the front line of earthquake relief. She is a contemporary top singer who is not beautiful but has a beautiful heart.Anyway, for Yan Ying, she admired Luovasige very much.
The aunts, aunts and daughter-in-laws continued to chatter, even though the sixth episode of "XX Deformation Meter" had finished playing, they had no intention of leaving.It was Yan Ying and Wang Xiaoshu who left the old village chief's house one after the other.
On the way, Wang Xiaoshu stopped Yan Ying. "Sister Yan Ying, I think I am very smart, but after seeing Sister Yan Ying's performance, I know what it means to be smart and be mistaken by cleverness."
Yan Ying clasped her arms around her chest, her movements seemed sharp, but because of her slightly loose bun, she looked lazy. "Which way?"
Wang Xiaoshu: "This is what people in the city think."
"No, I never think that people in the city are superior to others, and people in the countryside are inferior." Vaguely guessing Wang Xiaoshu's knot, Yan Ying turned into a confidant big sister at this moment, and she was rare and gentle, and said word by word: "In my opinion It turns out that nobility comes from the heart, and the same is true of lowliness. Who can guarantee that people in the city who are well-dressed and beautiful will be the same on the outside? Could it be that they can't be as rich as gold and jade?"
Wang Xiaoshu looked down at his toes, and the silence began to spread.
After a while, Wang Xiaoshu said quietly: "I just realized now that Sister Yan Ying is very good at pouring chicken soup."
Yan Ying: "It's not poisonous anyway, just drink it."
"I don't have any problem, it's just..." Wang Xiaoshu continued to look down at her toes, but this time instead of playing silent, she paused and said, "Where is Xiaohua? A fancy name."
Yan Ying raised her eyebrows: "Compared with my name, it really doesn't sound good."
However, Wang Xiaoshu only mentioned Wang Xiaohua and did not mention himself. Does it mean that Wang Xiaoshu is very satisfied with his name?But judging from Wang Xiaoshu's daily confusing behavior, this is not the case.
Yan Ying squinted slightly, and then put the question behind her, since it has nothing to do with her anyway, so it's not worth spending more time guessing.
"Change it if you want, need to be so entangled?" Yan Ying yawned gracefully, concealing her impatience and said, "Is there nothing else to tell me? Then I'm going home, and I have to get up early tomorrow to go to the mountains to collect Some mountain goods!"
Wang Xiaoshu shook his head, indicating that he had nothing to say, so Yan Ying turned around decisively and walked quickly towards home.Wang Xiaoshu followed, after all, the Wang family and the Yan family were only separated by a courtyard wall.But I don't know why Wang Xiaoshu was worried, and kept a few steps away from Yan Ying.
Even though Yan Ying took the lead in opening the courtyard door and dodging into the house, Wang Xiaoshu still walked a few steps slower and entered the next door Wang's house.
On Yan Ying's side, as soon as she entered the house, she went straight to the kitchen to boil water and prepare to wash. There was a faint quarrel in the Wang's house separated by a courtyard wall.
It was Wang Xiaohua who was arguing with Wang Xiaoshu who just came back.
He deliberately controlled the volume, but if he listened carefully, he could still hear the general idea.
Basically, it was Wang Xiaohua who was making the noise, and Wang Xiaoshu felt too lazy to talk to Wang Xiaohua, and only said a few words as if he was annoyed by Wang Xiaohua's noise.
Yan Ying listened quietly for a while, feeling more and more bored, and then went straight out of the kitchen after washing up, and went back to sleep.
It was another night without dreams, and in the morning... well, Yan Ying, who had nothing to do, didn't get up at all in the morning. It was almost noon, when the sun's rays half hidden in the clouds evenly fell on the entire yard, and Yan Ying was sleepy. He pushed open the door, stood in the yard and stretched in the sunshine and breeze.
"Ah~~ah~~ah~~~"
Yan Ying hung her throat for a while in an extremely yin and yang tone, and then she stopped in satisfaction, jumped into the kitchen, and began to prepare lunch.
Didn't I say that guy Wang Kaicheng ran away from home?
Wang Kaicheng took an overnight flight and arrived in the capital city of Xiang Province in the morning after flying all night.
After getting off the plane, Wang Kaicheng didn't even have time to eat breakfast, so he took a taxi and went straight to Xiaxi Village.
However, the mountain road is difficult to walk, with nine twists and eighteen bends, and Wang Kaicheng did not arrive at Xiaxi Village until it was completely dark and Yan Ying had eaten and drank enough to go back to the nest to 'hatch eggs'.
After not eating for a day, Wang Kaicheng was so tired, hungry and thirsty that he didn't even have the strength to knock on the courtyard door.
Fortunately, martial arts practitioners have sharp ears and eyesight, even in her previous life, Yan Ying was third-rate in martial arts and first-rate in Gu skills.But it seems that he has been hit by the forgetfulness Gu, and he can only pick out third-rate martial arts and re-learn, but to be honest, in peaceful times, third-rate martial arts are simply legendary masters to ordinary people.
Even if Wang Kaicheng actually knocked on the door with a force beyond his life, Yan Ying heard it. The difference lies in whether Yan Ying wants to open the door or not.
Want to open the door?Don't want to open the door?
The answer is definitely not!
But to be honest, Yan Ying is coquettish and pretentious, but she is not a very bad or bad woman in essence. At best, she is just a small-minded, self-centered, self-confessed scumbag cousin of the new era. She really can't make up her mind. Tired, hungry and hungry, Wang Kaicheng nestled at the door for a night.
Even if Wang Kaicheng is ridiculously stupid and cute, he is definitely a colorful retard.
Yan Ying walked out of the room helplessly, opened the courtyard door, and let Wang Kaicheng, who was holding his stomach and seemed hungry, roll in.There was also a bowl of cold porridge in the kitchen. The weather was hot, and Yan Ying didn't have the heart to warm it up, so she brought it out for Wang Kaicheng to eat quickly.
When Wang Kaicheng's eyes filled with tears, holding a large coarse porcelain bowl, and gulping cold porridge into his mouth, Yan Ying directly closed the courtyard door, blocking the curious gazes of most of the villagers.Except for Aunt Wang's family who are separated by a wall, they cannot be 'isolated' at all.
Aunt Wang, that gossip old woman, had already heard the dog barking and leaned against the wall, her eyes were bright and she looked at her.
Yan Ying was speechless, "Ma'am, you... are so tired lying on the wall, do you want to come over, let's have a good chat?"
Aunt Wang was keenly aware of Yan Ying's displeasure, and she couldn't help slandering Yan Ying in her heart because she was an out-and-out rural person, but she was even more delicate than some urbanites.
"No, I can't get over the courtyard wall with my old bones."
Aunt Wang smiled mischievously, and then she descended the wall neatly, without any sign of "you are too old to climb over the courtyard wall" in her words. It can be seen that Aunt Wang has been consistent in her words and deeds, and has realized the true meaning of the essence of drama.
—As long as I pretend not to know, things don't happen.
Looking at Aunt Wang's disappearing figure in the blink of an eye, Yan Ying realized for the first time what it means to be helpless.
"People are fine, people are fine, old people become smart, the ancients never deceived me." Yan Ying sighed again and again, and then turned around to meet Wang Kaicheng's ugly face that could always see the essence of stupidity for some reason.
Yan Ying: "..."
The brat is looking for SHI, right?
Yan Yili rolled his big eyes in relief, and ordered: "Remember to wash the bowl after eating."
Wang Kaicheng put down the bowl, hesitant to speak, and Yan Ying said bluntly: "It's getting late now, it's best not to say anything on your mind right now, sleep well for a night, wait Let's talk tomorrow."
After finishing speaking, Yan Ying yawned and walked towards the room.But as soon as he reached the door of the room, he stopped.
Yan Ying seemed to think of something, and added: "The room next door is still the same, I believe you should be used to living in it. I usually sleep deeply, if something happens at night, you can solve it yourself One can solve it, if it can’t be solved, it will pass after a night of patience.”
Wang Kaicheng: "...be patient, let's pass?"
Wang Kaicheng stared dumbfounded at Yan Ying humming an incomprehensible ditty before entering the room, and as soon as the door was closed, the dim light was also turned off.Wang Kaicheng stood on the spot with his hands on his cheeks and thought for a moment, then turned around in a polite manner and went into the kitchen to wash the dishes.
Then Wang Kaicheng went to the room where Mrs. Yan lived in the dark, and fell asleep soundly as soon as he lay down.
This night, Yan Ying and Wang Kaicheng, who were sleeping in different rooms, slept exceptionally soundly.On the contrary, Ji Qingxuan, who always dreamed intermittently and basically forgot about the dream after waking up, couldn't sleep at all this night.
This guy Ji Qingzhang is probably a soulful bastard with a strong desire for control.
Why do you say that, because Ji Qingzheng is not a human being, and actually installed nano-monitoring in Wang Kaicheng's mobile phone in advance.
That is to say, through Wang Kaicheng, Ji Qingzhang can see Yan Ying clearly, and by the way, he can clearly hear the conversation between Yan Ying and Wang Kaicheng.
Yan Ying's attitude towards Wang Kaicheng was very rude, but from the side view, Wang Kaicheng was different from ordinary people and very special to Yan Ying.
And thinking of this possibility, Ji Qing's throat felt like a lump in his throat, his whole body seemed to be thrown into the icy polar region, his body and soul were chilly.
Is it because of jealousy?
But what qualifications does he have, what right does he have to be jealous?
What's more, the object of jealousy is his cousin. Judging from the relationship between Yan Ying and Wang Kaicheng, in fact, when you think about it deeply, it is the daily relationship between the squeamish cat owner and her stupid and cute shit-shoveling officer.
Whose shit shoveler doesn't kneel and lick his own cat master?
Ji Qingzhang slowly relaxed his body, allowing his entire body weight to be placed on the sofa.
Those long and narrow eyes, which were always judged to be too cold and heartless, rarely showed emotions other than indifference.It's very complicated, as if suddenly made a decision...for example, to grab one's mind, if someone bumps into it at this moment, they will definitely be shocked.
Obviously like a robot, living step by step every day, how come... have the thoughts of a man, no, a beast?
Yan Ying, who was sleeping, suddenly felt itchy nose, and sneezed several times in succession.
"The big curse is launched!"
Not knowing what Yan Ying dreamed about, she rubbed her nose, and then fell asleep again.She didn't sense the so-called woman's strong sixth sense at all, and the premonition hints given to her, so that after Wang Kaicheng stayed at her house for a few days, one morning, Yan Ying stretched her waist and saw when she opened the courtyard door as usual. Ji Qingxuan, who looks stern and serious, and is full of dominance, is undoubtedly confused.
The two fox tricks stared straight away.
Yan Ying: "..."
"Who are you!" Yan Ying, who had regained her senses, patted her chest in shock, her heart trembling along with it. "I was standing at the door early in the morning. Those who didn't know thought that I went to Shaanxi to bring the terracotta warriors here, in order to suppress the restless and kind demons and monsters?"
It's good to be cynic and sarcastic, that slightly upturned child always seems to be full of affection, but the condescending fox trick is full of bitterness.
Yan Ying herself is not an easy person to get along with. Even if she wakes up automatically in the morning after a good night's sleep, she will actually be angry when she wakes up, but don't expect Yan Ying to have a good attitude towards strangers who don't like her.
"I'm Ji Qingzhang, Wang Kaicheng's cousin."
After a moment of silence, Ji Qingzheng spoke with Wang Kaicheng as a breakthrough point.
This is a good starting point, at least Yan Ying didn't think too much about it, she just took a fixed look at Ji Qingxuan, and then raised her voice to call Wang Kaicheng to get up.
After a while, Wang Kaicheng yawned, just like those idle old men in the village, he walked out of the room shirtless, wearing big underpants and a pair of slippers.
"Sister Ying, what's the matter?" Wang Kaicheng rubbed his eyes, and the next moment he saw an unexpected domineering president who exuded 'I'm cool, handsome and rich' standing in the yard..." Brother, why are you here?"
Wang Kaicheng came back to his senses in an instant, looking left and right in horror.When Wang Kaicheng found out that only Ji Qingzhang was 'looking for', and his parents, mothers, aunts and other relatives did not come, Wang Kaicheng immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"I'm fine here, the people here are funny and nice, I don't know how happy I am to be here."
The ending sounds even a little arrogant, which shows that Wang Kaicheng was very shy when he came to Xiaxi Village to be a colorful dog licker.But yes, Xiaxi Village is poor even if it is poor, but it is rich in products, and even if it has no money to live in the village, it does not worry about food and drink.
Coupled with the beautiful scenery and good air, since the broadcast of MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter", from the first episode to the end, the old village head has received many calls one after another to inquire about the housing and resettlement in Xiaxi Village. reason.
And from the tone of voice, they are all of a certain age.It is conceivable that many urbanites are optimistic about Xiaxi Village, thinking that it is a good place for leisure and retirement.
Wang Kaicheng naturally feels the same way now, without the difficult constraints of the "XX Deformation Meter" program group, when he returns to Xiaxi Village again, Wang Kaicheng is like a monkey in the forest, calling himself king all day long.It's only been a few days since he came here, and he's making a fuss about begging Wang Xiaoshu for help, completely unaware that Wang Xiaoshu is talking to him because Wang Xiaohua is always shy and timid, so he doesn't have to be disgusting.
It's far away, in short, Wang Kaicheng is very embarrassing at the moment, thinking that the reason why Ji Qingzhang came to him in person is that he finally realized the importance of him, and felt that he was indispensable as a cousin.
But is that really the case?
Anyway, as far as Yan Ying looked at it from the perspective of a bystander, the cold Ji Qingzhang probably wanted to stuff Wang Kaicheng into the toilet and wash his mind with the toilet cleaner.
Because Wang Kaicheng is stupid, cute, and has no brains.
"How happy?"
It was still Ji Qingzhang, the overbearing boss who was full of cool guy style, who spoke in a chilly way, piercing the heart and lungs.
But I don't know if it's because Wang Kaicheng's brain is congenitally lacking in tune, or he's used to his cousin releasing air-conditioning from time to time. In short, he didn't feel Ji Qing's unhappiness at all. .
"Cousin, I suspect that you are old and suffer from dementia!" He said just now that the people in Xiaxi Village are humorous and funny, and he didn't know how happy he was to stay here, but he died within a few minutes. forget.
Wang Kaicheng shook his head full of regret. He is already 30 years old, and he has indeed reached the age when he should get Alzheimer's.
Yan Ying: "...Pfft."
Yan Ying always knew that Wang Kaicheng was very funny, but never thought that he could be even more funny, so she was so happy that she couldn't straighten her waist.
Ji Qingxuan looked at her sideways, and unconsciously, his eyes became very soft.No matter how long Yan Ying smiled, he just looked at Yan Ying like this.Sometimes blindfolded, and sometimes with outrageously strong intuition, Wang Kaicheng was the first to discover something was wrong.
——Ji Qingxuan's cousin, it seems... not because of him, but...
——Convex (艹盘艹)! ! !
——Cousin bastard, you actually really thought about it and wanted to defile his fairy lady.
Wang Kaicheng was furious, like an angry bull whose private territory had been touched, glaring at Ji Qingzhang viciously.
"Shameless." Wang Kaicheng gritted his teeth and scolded.
Yan Ying: "???"
Yan Ying came back to her senses, her thoughtful eyes swept over Wang Kaicheng first, and then focused on Ji Qingxuan.
After a long while, Yan Ying let out a 'tsk', and went straight into the kitchen without saying anything.Wang Kaicheng imitated the example, he also gave a 'tsk', and followed into the kitchen, and when Yan Ying was cooking rice, she was familiar with the fire.
Ji Qingzhang stood in the middle of the yard, silently in a daze.
After a long while, he smiled calmly, as if confirming something, the original coldness and indifference disappeared, replaced by human gentleness.
Don't doubt that when a man faces true love, he will be ashamed.
For example, Ji Qingxuan, originally, was a domineering president, but once he was sure that Yan Ying was the person he was looking for, he was even more shameless than Wang Kaicheng.Even though Yan Ying sternly refused to enter the house, she spent a lot of money to buy a piece of land near Yan Ying's home, and recruited an engineering team to work overtime overnight to repair the small villa.
Yan Ying: "..."
Feeling that she was just waiting to die, bah, Yan Ying, whose leisurely retirement life was completely disturbed, did not give Wang Kaicheng, especially Ji Qingzhang, who had a cold appearance and could not show any emotions, a good face for several days in a row.
It doesn't matter if Wang Kaicheng is stupid or cute, and it doesn't matter even more to Ji Qingzhang who really has evil intentions.
As a cat owner, if you lose your temper once in a while, you just need to be coaxed.Since you want to raise a cat, you have to understand what a cat is like.
It's normal to be cloudy or sunny. Occasionally, a little temper will give you a paw, that's a very normal thing.
Obviously, Ji Qingzhang has a comprehensive understanding. It can be said that he is jumping repeatedly on the verge of death, and whenever Yan Ying provokes people so much that he wants to beat him to death, he immediately stops.Little did they know that the more Ji Qing was like this, the more Yan Ying became... angrier and wanted to be a shark.
"Wang Kaicheng, get out of here, get out of here."
Another day, Yan Ying, who felt that she was about to explode in place, finally couldn't help but explode.She caught the obedient Wang Kaicheng and cursed him all the time.
As for Wang Kaicheng, when he realized that his cousin was not a human being and that the old grass wanted to eat tender cattle, he began to lay the groundwork for his youth that had not yet died. He was like a seaweed that babbled all day long and forgot how to dance with the waves, sighing.
She was very angry when she saw her, especially today, Yan Ying was even more angry.I almost exploded my liver with anger, okay!
Wang Kaicheng was caught and scolded out of the blue, feeling aggrieved and wanting to cry for no reason.
"Sister Ying, can I explain that I didn't recruit my animal-like cousin?" It's obviously Sister Yan Ying, you are born beautiful and hard to give up on.
Yan Ying put her hands on her hips and sneered. "You didn't bring it on, you were just an excuse."
Wang Kaicheng felt even more aggrieved, and almost couldn't help but shrink into a ball.
"The beauty of my old lady is my own business, who is in the way?" Yan Ying sneered, and said very bluntly: "Why? I am ugly, and I blame others for being beautiful, so I can't control myself."
Gouzi specifically refers to Ji Qingzhang.Wang Kaicheng understood the metaphor this time, and immediately stopped pretending to be wronged, and laughed.
"Yes, yes, yes, Gouzi doesn't learn to be a human being, he must be educated."
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Kaicheng keenly felt the strong air-conditioning.
Subconsciously turning his head to look, he happened to see his dog-like cousin standing there in a suit and leather shoes.
Wang Kaicheng: "..."
Wang Kaicheng was so frightened that the dull hair on his forehead didn't even move.
"Sneaky, you make no sound when you walk." Wang Kaicheng imitated Yan Ying directly, and even raised his orchid fingers, patting his chest in a very artificial way, expressing that he was greatly frightened.
At this moment, Yan Ying said that she was also frightened, and Wang Kaicheng's extremely contrived actions, which could not even be called a mother, seriously hurt her pure and innocent heart.
Yan Ying's face twitched violently, as did Ji Qingzhang.Moreover, Ji Qingzhang was not as restrained as Yan Ying, and directly showed his manly side, grabbing his collar with his hands, and mopping Wang Kaicheng to throw it out the door.
Wang Kaicheng: "..."
"Cousin, you dare to throw me away. I must sue my aunt."
Wang Kaicheng was so angry that he jumped up and down, chattering again and again.Ji Qingxuan ignored it, and only looked at Yan Ying, who looked like she was watching a play with her arms crossed.But before she could speak, Yan Ying smiled and pointed at the door. "And you, please get out of my house."
Ji Qing was stunned. Obviously, as the overlord, he had never met such a woman who ignored his overlord's charm and bluntly told him to go away.
At this moment, even if it is vulgar, Wang Kaicheng, who was deeply hurt by his cousin before, wanted to add a line, the exclusive line of the overlord—oh, woman, you have successfully caught my attention.
Yan Ying immediately turned her head to look at Wang Kaicheng, this idiot actually said the voice-over that she wanted to dub without knowing it.
"You, and your cousin, get out of here. I'm impatient to play tricks on you."
Yan Ying hummed angrily, then slammed the door and entered the room, and did not leave the room until night.
Yan Ying has been sleeping, she has a bad habit, whether she is in a good mood or a bad mood, she will sleep with her head covered, sometimes it is entirely possible to sleep for a whole day.
Wang Kaicheng knew about Yan Ying's problem a few days after he came here, and Ji Qingzhang had already learned about it through Wang Kaicheng.So while Yan Ying was sleeping with her head covered, neither Wang Kaicheng nor Ji Qingxuan bothered her.
Only in the evening, Ji Qingzhang specially hired a three-star Michelin chef to prepare a sumptuous dinner. Ji Qingzhang changed into casual clothes, walked into Yan Ying's house and knocked on the door of Yan Ying's room, calling Yan Ying to get up to eat.
In the room, Yan Ying turned over and continued to sleep soundly, completely ignoring Ji Qingxuan's intentions.
Ji Qingxuan was helpless, and once again understood why cat slaves complained, "The cat master is not good at serving Balabala, what a sweet burden".
"Aying." Ji Qingzhang knocked on the door of the room again.
"Get out!" Yan Yingteng sat up from the bed, then got out of bed very violently, opened the door of the room, and almost pointed at Ji Qingxuan's nose and cursed. "Do you know that disturbing people's dreams is a heinous crime?"
"It's time for dinner."
Ji Qingzhang looked condescendingly at Yan Ying, who was a full head shorter than him, only on the chest.She said it in a calm tone, but she didn't know that he was like this, Yan Ying was even angrier.
Yan Ying was about to die of anger, okay, she's so tall, if she wanted to hit someone, she just jumped up, so Ji Qingzhang dared to resist.
I don't know why, Mingming Ji Qingzhang is very strange to her, but she just has an intuition that no matter what she does, Ji Qingzhang will only be helpless enough to be happy.
This attitude is very similar to King Nie, but who is King Nie like?
Ex-boyfriend?It seems to be, but what makes Yan Ying feel unbelievable is that she can't even forget what her ex-boyfriend looks like and what his name is.The only thing I remember is that after I heard that he died, I accidentally bumped my head into the bronze mirror the next moment, and then crossed... and crossed...
When it came to the bronze mirror, Yan Ying squinted her eyes and waved her paw, trying to disfigure Ji Qingxuan.
Ji Qingxuan turned his face slightly and avoided it.
"It's time to eat." A smile flashed across Ji Qingzhang's deep eyes. "There is your favorite dried fish!"
Yan Ying: "...Get lost, you little fish."
Yan Ying was furious like thunder, who the hell likes to eat small fish?
Well, the dried fish is served with porridge, and the pancakes are particularly delicious, but she is generally not a picky eater, and picky eaters are unusual.
"And your favorite English pie."
Ji Qingzhang continued to recite the recipes, only getting Yan Ying's humming.
Apparently, the typical feline tantrum had struck again.
Ji Qingzhang still maintained a faint smile, and seemed to have a good temper, which made Yan Ying even more depressed.
Yan Ying pushed away the tall, masculine Ji Qingzhang, and then rushed out to the imposing three-story western-style building newly built by Ji Qingzhang in Xiaxi Village.
Ji Qingzhang pursed his lips and showed a faint smile, and then quickly followed, like a bodyguard waiting for the holy driver at any time, staying close to the left and right.
The "XX Deformation Meter" filmed in Xiaxi Village has finished playing, and now the "XX Deformation Meter" broadcast on MG Satellite TV is a new episode.In this issue, Director Wang, the chief director of the show that was submitted by each of the bad ideas, appeared in the behind-the-scenes for the first time. The children and seven children from the countryside, a total of [-] children, came to a unique summer tour.
Not to mention the howls Wang Kaicheng uttered when he saw this, Yan Ying was quite upset anyway.Because Director Wang never forgets the outstanding Xiaxi Village, he actually planned to set the filming location of "Xri Youth School" in Xiaxi Village.
——RI damn it, she can't avoid the fucking "xx Deformation Meter", right?
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