[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!

It was dark, the moon was high, and I was flustered.

In the empty and abandoned suburban hospital, there was a sudden sound of messy footsteps.

It was someone running, running extremely fast.

In a panic, the girl running at the front suddenly slipped and fell heavily to the ground.

Her companion only hesitated for a second, then left her and ran away without hesitation.

The girl who fell was in disbelief, and the next moment, she was thrown down by a huge black shadow and swallowed up in one bite.

"I fuck your mother!"

With a roar that blurted out, Yan Ying finally got rid of the nightmare and sat up on the bed.

Big drops of sweat flowed down her cheeks, her hair wetly stuck to her scalp, and Yan Ying looked around blankly.

This is a very dilapidated bedroom, the white plaster has peeled off and the mottled walls are exposed. The walls are stained with rust and seem to emit a musty smell.

Not psychological, but real.

The first time Yan Ying came back to her senses, she smelled the musty smell, which made her want to gag.

Strangely, the old friend who fell asleep on the iron frame bed across the way showed no signs of waking up, even though Yan Ying blurted out a curse word earlier.

Yan Ying was puzzled, so she turned over and got out of bed, found out the toiletries that belonged to the original owner, and went to the bathroom to wash her body with cold water.By the way, I accepted the memory of the original owner, this time I was lucky, and got the memory of the original owner without any disturbance.

The original owner was also named Yan Ying, a third-year student who was studying in a third-rate school and was about to graduate from university.

Unlike the college students who became social animals after graduation, the original master had been forced to marry by his parents since his junior year.From Monday to Sunday, she arranged blind dates with different men for seven days.

Sometimes the original owner shirks that there are classes to be busy, and the original owner's mother just complains, both inside and out, talking about how hard she has raised the original owner, why the original owner can't be considerate of her parents, try to obey her parents, and listen to her parents Get married early.

To paraphrase a catchphrase that was very popular in the past, it is really a roaring dog.

Well, Yan Ying, who got the memory of the original owner, especially wanted to sterilize Teddy at home at this very moment.

One and two are mentally ill, whether the original owner can't get married or not, and after the original owner turned 20 years old, they began to bombard the original owner repeatedly and brainwashed takeaways.

Every time the original owner came home, those seven aunts and eight aunts would spontaneously start saying that a woman who does a good job is worse than marrying well, and the original owner is so beautiful, it would be a pity not to marry sooner.

After hearing all kinds of brainwashing words, the original owner gradually felt that what the family said was true, that the greatest promise of a woman is to marry.

So, from now on, the original owner's mind is like a wrong string. From the beginning of resisting the blind date, to now he is not tired of it. The original owner doesn't even feel at ease in the last year of the university. Every day, he thinks about dressing up beautifully. Meimei, meeting and dating with various types of men arranged by the family.

"It's really hot." Yan Ying cursed.

Yan Ying no longer worries about why she just happened to have a nightmare when she came to this plane world, and that nightmare can be as weird as it can be. Anyway, the most important thing now is to get herself out of the "blind date madness" Pulled out of the abyss.

Otherwise, just like the original owner, she will be harassed by her family's relatives who make different phone calls every day, who seem like she will die soon if she doesn't marry soon, and then rack her brains to figure out how to sneak out of school and meet the blind date man.

Oh my god, as soon as Yan Ying thinks of this scene, she wants to grab a machine gun and deal with the blind date man first, then herself.

"What kind of resentment is this?"

Yan Ying sighed, speeding up the action of washing her body.Soon, the soap bubbles all over the body were washed away with cold water.Yan Ying put on her underwear in the toilet cubicle, then put on a half-wet cotton nightgown, and walked out of the bathroom with disheveled hair, carrying a bucket.

At this moment, Yan Ying vaguely saw a shadow flashing in front of her eyes, very ethereal and illusory, like the light from a firefly, faintly visible.

Yan Ying stopped in her tracks, let out an indistinct snort at the next moment, and continued to return to the dormitory with a bucket in her hand as steadily as Mount Tai.

At this time, the bedroom lights were on.The roommate Lin Fangfei who lived in the same room woke up at some point and was sitting on the bed and yawning non-stop.Seeing Yan Ying coming back from the shower, he waved his paw in a good temper and said good night to Yan Ying.

Yan Ying froze on the spot because of this.

There is no other reason, only because Lin Fangfei's paws are real paws, fluffy, like the paws of some kind of canine, no, no, no, some kind of cats, the sharp nails are hidden in the soft pads Inside, the cold light flickered.

Yan Ying: "I had nightmares at night, and I was covered in stinky sweat. I was not used to waking up, so I wanted to take a shower to wash off the stink."

Lin Fangfei rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Yan Ying, I didn't mean you, you are so stinky and hypocritical."

Yan Ying smiled and said nothing, and sat down on the bed opposite Lin Fangfei as if nothing had happened.That was her bed, I don't know if it was because of Yan Ying's sensitivity, or what, Yan Ying always felt that her bed was filled with a bad smell.

It's not very strong, but it makes Yan Ying want to gag.

Yan Ying covered her mouth, and finally suppressed the desire to vomit.

Lin Fangfei spoke again. "Yan Ying, you still have a blind date tomorrow."

Yan Ying shook her head, "No, I don't feel well, I will rest in the dormitory tomorrow."

It means that I don't even want to go to class.

Lin Fangfei understood very well.But just because she understood, Lin Fangfei was very unhappy and couldn't help blurting out. "I understand that you don't want to go on a blind date. Anyway, they are all crooked melons and dates. I don't know how your relatives found them out for you. Don't go to class. Hey, Yan Ying, what do you mean? Bancao is not good enough for you?"

Yan Ying looked at Lin Fangfei in bewilderment, not knowing what she was talking about.

Is there class grass in their class? Why doesn't she know?

Yan Ying inexplicably felt the pain of having no eggs, she was silent, and finally couldn't help but said: "Lin Fangfei, you should sleep out of your mind. There is no class grass in our class, only class flowers. And Banhua is me, do you think I will be so narcissistic that I even love myself?"

Lin Fangfei was dumbfounded, she obviously didn't know why Yan Ying, who usually looked gentle and gentle, and looked like a lady like a lady, would get angry at a disagreement.

Unexpectedly, after Yan Ying had a nightmare, she had already changed the core, and she felt that something was wrong with Yan Ying.Unknowingly, a fluffy tail protruded from the back, exactly the same as the orange cat's dirty orange tail.

Yan Ying: "..."

"You... how come you have a crush on yourself."

In a blink of an eye, Lin Fangfei didn't have any cat's paws or cat's tail at all, she just stared round and round, looking extremely angry.

"Why are there no boys in our class? Isn't Xie Chonghe a boy, and Liu Shanjiang, Wang Yu, and Liu Jing aren't boys?"

Yan Ying let out a 'huh', and said something extra special. "I forgot. In addition to 35 girls, there are four boys in our class. But Lin Fangfei, there are only two of us living in the dormitory now. We have to tell the truth and make sense. Think carefully about Xie Chonghe, Liu Shanjiang, Wang Yu, Liu Jing and the others are qualified to be called handsome grass, are you sure they are not dogtail grass?"

Lin Fangfei: "... is not qualified, but you can't despise Xie Chonghe, Liu Shanjiang, Wang Yu, and Liu Jing. There are only four males in our class. Rare animals need to be protected, understand?"

"I don't understand. Instead, I just think I'm rare enough. It's the first time I've done... rare animals. Why should I protect them instead?"

Where did the fallacy come from?Just because there are 35 girls in a class and only four boys, why do you treat four crooked boys like princes?Yan Ying finally understood why an occasional girl in the IT major, even if her face was like a pork chop, would be called a department girl.

As for rarity, Yan Ying understands!But the problem is, people as beautiful as her are rare, so why let them?

Bah, now Yan Ying understands why the original owner wants to sneak out of school tomorrow to date all kinds of men, and doesn't want to stay in school and attend classes honestly. A toad who forgets everything, always tries her best to disgust her during class.

"Go to sleep. I don't want to argue with you right now."

Yan Ying flicked her long half-dry hair, thinking that sleeping with half-dry hair like this would definitely cause her head to hurt the next day, so she simply sat cross-legged on the bed that she always thought had a strange smell, and exercised her inner strength and mental skills skillfully .

Yan Ying actually had a premonition that the world in this dimension must be so weird beyond her imagination.

So, if you are not sure when you will be able to successfully refine Gu insects to ensure safety, it is better to use martial arts to be safer.Although she has a smart mind, she just has no talent in martial arts, no matter how good her internal skills are, she can only reach the level of third-rate.

Well, I have successfully regained the feeling of practicing martial arts in this life, and I guess the final result is also hovering in the third rate.

Fortunately, this is a modern society, even if it is really a supernatural plane as she guessed, it should be enough for her to run rampant and commit crimes with beauty.

Yan Ying slowly opened her eyes as the last wisp of aura was digested and absorbed along her inner strength and mind.

There is a faint layer of gray stains on the surface of her skin, which are impurities in the body.It can be seen that this person has excellent physical talent, but it is a pity to meet Yan Ying who is perfect in everything and is a third-rate guy who is not good at martial arts, so he has no hope of successfully standing on the top of the world by practicing martial arts.

Yan Ying stretched her waist, yawned lazily, then picked up the toiletries, and carried the bucket to get out of the dormitory to take a bath in the public bathroom.When passing by the bed where Lin Fangfei was sleeping, Yan Ying glanced subconsciously, then staggered and almost fell off.

Lin Fangfei was gone, and on the bed was a frank, naked orange cat.

Sure enough, Lin Fangfei is a monster, but... wait, frankly, revealing? ? ?

Yan Ying's body froze, and it took her a long time to come back to her senses. Immediately, her eyes showed a fierce look, and she glared extremely fiercely at Lin Fangfei who blatantly dared to "turn a male cat into a girl" and sneak into the girls' dormitory to be her roommate.It was simply too hateful, as long as she thought of how many times she changed clothes in front of this orange cat spirit, Yan Ying wished she could cut his balls and his penis with a knife.

Yan Ying didn't care to wash off the dirt all over her body. She looked around and found a pair of scissors on the desk by the window. Yan Ying quickly jumped over, grabbed the scissors, and approached step by step lying on the bed. In the room, the orange cat with its balls open, breasts exposed, and an extraordinarily heroic sleeping posture...

At this time, the dormitory door, which was ajar, was suddenly pushed open, and Lin Fangfei walked in wearing a green seaweed mud mask.

Seeing that Yan Ying was actually holding up the scissors, and was about to do something to her younger brother, she was startled, and hurriedly said: "What are you doing, what are you trying to do, he is still a child."

Yan Ying glanced at Lin Fangfei, who was so startled that even the cat's ears popped out of her head, let out a cold snort, and said coolly: "Help him with the sterilization operation, I haven't heard a word that the dormitory where girls live must be connected. Every mosquito is female."

Lin Fangfei: "..."

Lin Fangfei rushed forward, hugged the orange cat who was still sleeping soundly on the bed, and howled. "Yan Ying, you bad woman, if you want to hurt him, you can only pass through my dead body."

Hugged vigorously by Lin Fangfei, the orange cat, who had been sleeping in a heroic posture, woke up long ago. He meowed and slammed his paws on Lin Fangfei's face with all his might.In a short time, Lin Fangfei's face changed beyond recognition.

Fuck, cat claws are indeed the best weapon to quickly disfigure every cat owner.

Yan Ying was dumbfounded, then rubbed her chin with one hand, and assumed the pose of a meditator. "How old is your brother?"

"Six years old." Lin Fangfei gritted her teeth to calm down the orange cat brother who almost lost her egg and avenged her, and answered Yan Ying's question without thinking.Then he rounded his eyes. "How do you know that little chrysanthemum is my younger brother?"

Yan Ying: "...Little Chrysanthemum is his name?"

Lin Fangfei nodded vigorously: "Yes, I took it, it sounds nice."

"It sounds good." Yan Ying bit her lips, and suddenly lost interest in having the orange cat sterilized. After all, she is still a child, and she can't vent her anger on the child no matter how upset she is.

Lin Fangfei didn't know how to accept it as soon as she saw it, and with an ugly face that was scratched full of blood, she said with righteous indignation: "Since you know that little chrysanthemums are so beautiful, how can you... put down the scissors immediately, and I will tell you how beautiful it is." Ying..."

"Shut up, Lin Fangfei." Yan Ying slammed the scissors, and said very bluntly: "I was at BBB early in the morning, you frankly treat you as a pea shooter, let me tell you, don't force me." I'll beat you, I'll be ruthless, and I'll just peel you and your brother and stew them, making a pot of orange cat hot pot."

Lin Fangfei estimated that it was only at this time that she realized that Yan Ying was completely different from before, and she was immediately blocked and speechless.

After a while, Lin Fangfei was rescued by the sound of walking in the corridor. Yan Ying glared at Lin Fangfei resentfully, and walked out of the dormitory carrying her toiletries and bucket.

Lin Fangfei stared blankly at Yan Ying's arrogant and limitless back, and after a while, her paw was slapped by her younger brother Xiao Juhua.

"Ah, bastard brother, my mother is going to kill you, so you give me back my pretty face."

Yan Ying, who had just walked to the public restroom, paused, then rolled her eyes.

"You're pretty. I've never seen a... goblin as ugly as you. I don't know where the face came from."

Yan Ying muttered softly, and went into the public restroom.It's big inside, about the size of an ordinary classroom.The place next to the door is the place for washing clothes and fetching water. There are a row of faucets and water tables covered with white tiles. On the opposite side are small cubicles like public toilets, with doors and hooks.

Those who are too lazy to go to the bathhouse to take a bath on weekdays will take a bath in the public toilet when hot water is supplied at a fixed point.Yan Ying was very lucky. Just in time for the hot water supply, she filled a bucket with half a bucket of hot water and another half bucket of cold water. After mixing it into hot water, she entered the cubicle and began to scrub her body.

Even if it is a low hand in martial arts, it is something to be proud of drawing Qi into the body in one night.

Yan Ying quickly scrubbed her body well, and while she was getting dressed, there was a movement from the cubicle. It was a female student in the same class, named You Jiali, who was good-looking.

"Yan Ying, why is Lin Fangfei crying and howling this morning?" You Jiali asked suddenly, presumably sensing that Yan Ying was next door.

"Her younger brother, an orange cat named Xiaojuhua occupied her bed and scratched her face." Yan Ying said slowly: "It's really sick, to actually call an orange cat my brother, tsk , isn’t it raised as a son/grandson?”

You Jiali was silent, and suddenly burst into laughter. "Oh, my mother, the Lin family is so talented that they actually named an orange cat Little Chrysanthemum."

Yan Ying hummed, and suddenly stopped when she was getting dressed. "That Youjiali, please take a leave of absence for me, I don't want to go to class today."

You Jiali: "What? Going on a blind date again."

Yan Ying: "No. My mother didn't call me today, and I just suddenly didn't want to go to class. I was afraid that seeing those four strangely shaped plants would make me want to change departments again."

"Transfer?" You Jiali's voice was inconceivable: "Now I'm in the second half of my junior year, and I'm graduating soon, Yan Ying, are you crazy, you want to change your department?"

Yan Ying sighed: "That's right, the idea of ​​changing departments is indeed a bit crazy."

"I think you are driven crazy by those four strange grasses." You Jiali turned into a Tang monk and muttered, "I understand you. If I was chased and beaten by the four strange plants, the idea of ​​transferring It will become crazier every time. I guess you go out on blind dates every day because you really can't stand the four of them."

In the same class, there are only four boys, none of whom are not only handsome but also have weird ideas.It's really not a toad spirit, otherwise why have I always dreamed of eating swan meat?

"Okay. I'll ask for leave for you today." You Jiali agreed bluntly, but also said: "But you'd better not be in the dormitory. Just in case, I said just in case, Xie Chonghe, Liu Shanjiang, Wang Yu, Liu Jing and the others formed a group of four to visit you."

Thinking of this possibility, Yan Ying twitched her mouth, trying to hold back the desire to vomit. "I understand what you mean, don't worry, if they dare to come, I dare to use a knife to pierce peach blossoms on their faces."

——It's not your fault that you look special, but it's your fault that people disgusting people, especially me, are disgusting!

Yan Ying quickly got dressed, thanked You Jiali again, and went back to the dormitory.

Lin Fangfei was still in the dormitory, but what was strange was that Yan Ying didn't see any phantoms of cat ears, cat paws, or cat tails on Lin Fangfei, only saw Lin Fangfei mourning with bloodstains on her face, but forgot to go to bed. medicine.

Yan Ying felt a little strange. Ordinarily, Lin Fangfei cried so terribly that she should have heard it in the outer corridor, but Yan Ying didn't hear it until she entered the house. This made Yan Ying suspect that the place where she and Lin Fangfei lived The room is isolated from the outside and self-contained.

This is so weird, it really gets weirder the more I think about it.

Yan Ying stabilized her mind and looked at Lin Fangfei again. There were still no cat ears, cat paws, cat tails, etc., which were related to cats and orange cats. Lin Fangfei cried more and more miserably. What if crying disfigures her face?

Yan Ying was silent for three seconds, then suddenly said, "Where's your little chrysanthemum?"

Lin Fangfei felt aggrieved and pointed to the bed where Yan Ying was sleeping on the opposite side. On it was an orange cat sleeping on its back, with its balls and butt exposed.

Yan Ying exploded immediately, "Mom, I don't want to live anymore, do I?"

As a character with a cat-like temper, don't expect Yan Ying to have a good impression of the "similar". On the premise that the "similar" offends her, fried orange cat is a very suitable dish.

First of all, you need to use a lot of strength to grab the orange cat that is full of eggs and eggs, and shake it vigorously, until the orange cat is dizzy and has no consciousness of resistance, and then it starts to shave, and then... one is gone. Little Shaggy's hairless cat was born.

Yan Ying was still smiling like a flower, carrying the hairless cat, and threw it out of the dormitory regardless of his owner's shocked look.

Then, under the screams of the hairless cat, Yan Ying looked at the cat's owner viciously—"Lin Fangfei, immediately, immediately, quickly disassemble and clean my bed, or I don't care whether you are What a monster, I have to peel off your skin, constrict your tendons, and stew it into a pot of cat meat hot pot."

Lin Fangfei gulped her saliva with a 'gulp'.After a while, Lin Fangfei came to her senses and said, "Yan Ying, you are bullying."

"What's the matter with bullying you?"

Originally, I wanted to spend a day in the dormitory thinking about life, but now...

Unhappily, Yan Ying picked up the original owner's somewhat expensive bag, put on her mobile phone, and left the dormitory with a big swagger, and then left the school with even more swagger.Anyway, it's a third-rate school, so numb, you have the ability to expel me, even the security guard at the gate has a dog's head, it's just too much! ! !

Fortunately, not only is the air fresh outside, Yan Ying lost her hallucinations as soon as she came out.And when Yan Ying was standing at the intersection of heavy traffic, thinking about whether to go to the Internet cafe to play games or go to the Internet cafe to sleep, the 'spiritual' call came.