[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!

The scorpion spirit was not impatient - he took off the monk's clothes, let alone his own.The reason why his clothes are disheveled is because... the little monk was shy and tried to dodge the scorpion spirit, throwing himself into his arms, and ended up with... the reason.

In this way, Xie Zijing called Yan Ying and Shu Fang to serve the guests quickly, which brought a little bit of anger from embarrassment.

——How could, how could he... be so incomprehensible?

Yan Ying was too lazy to have the same knowledge as the scorpion spirit who was "regretfully unsuccessful", and brought out a bowl of plain noodles and a bowl of chicken shredded noodles with the doctor, and gave them to the little monk and the one who would guide the little monk. A human guest on Death's Road.

This guest is not ordinary, in the eyes of reality, he looks quite human, in essence...

Yan Ying clicked his tongue twice, and saw the scorpion spirit running to the backyard with a sigh, killing the big red rooster to vent her anger.

And getting rid of the "claw" of the scorpion spirit, the little monk who could see the reincarnation of the golden cicada heaved a sigh of relief, and started eating plain noodles in big mouthfuls.

Soon after the bowl of plain noodles was finished, the little monk began to chat with the guests. The young monk and the human guests successfully established friendship with each other.I am ready to rent a fishing boat and row across the Liusha River by myself when the weather is good.

"I've never seen such a deadly person." Yan Ying sighed. "At this time, there should be Api shouting infatuatedly, what can I do to save you, my love!"

"Pfft!" Now even Shu Fang couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing. "You~" Shu Fang scolded with a smile: "Be careful, Api heard it, calling you a narrow-minded ghost."

Yan Ying didn't care at all, she just rolled her eyes as an answer.

"That guy has been confused by 'true love'. He can't even see such an obvious situation. Can he listen to my sour words?"

Yan Ying slandered again and again, but when Xie Zijing asked the chicken how to do it, she turned and walked to the backyard.And by such a coincidence, Yan Ying almost collided with Yang Jian head-on.

Yan Ying patted her chest in panic, looking extremely shy.

"Zhenjun Erlang, did the little girl offend you?"

Yang Jian folded his arms around his chest, and a faint smile appeared on the face of the handsome handsome man in the Three Realms. "Princess Yumian thinks so!"

Yan Ying was not at all surprised that Yang Jian would know her identity. After all, when her father Long Live the Fox King was alive, he was a well-known number one figure, and no one in the Three Realms knew it.As the only daughter of the Long Live Fox King, she is naturally well known by the Three Realms.

It's just that with the death of the Long Live Fox King, Yan Ying also kept a low profile and gradually disappeared.

The only commotion was that he joined forces with Xie Zijing, Hanba, and Gu Diao to beat up the Bull Demon King and a few bald donkeys who wanted to rectify the "discipline" of Xiniu Hezhou.

Well, everyone in the Three Realms must have known about this.

Not to mention a few bald donkeys, as far as the Bull Demon King is concerned, he is also a rising star closely related to Western Buddhism.

If something happens, can everyone know about it?

"Little girl doesn't understand what Zhenjun Erlang means." Yan Ying smiled fakely, almost forcing the words out of her throat. "If True Monarch Erlang thinks there is something wrong with the little girl, he might as well point it out openly."

"No problem." Yang Jian smiled.

Let’s say that Yang Jian’s character is arrogant and disdainful of his relatives, but he has a very good relationship with the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor. Tianjia Ying walked the dog, took the six Meishan brothers to hunt, and sometimes even joined the Yaochi party and the Lingxiao Temple party if they could not participate, completely carrying forward the "obedience to the tune but not to the propaganda" to the extreme.

It's hard to describe such a Yang Jian as romantic and free.

Yan Ying was depressed, not because she didn't want to be tough, but mainly because she didn't have any deep hatred, and she was tough... Yan Ying couldn't help it.So, Yan Ying turned her mouth away, and ran to Xie Zijing's side to help chop the chicken. By the way, she showed her cooking skills and cleaned up a pot of ginseng stewed chicken soup.

Well, it's quite unexpected that the scorpion, who has five poisons, actually likes to eat chicken. At least Xiao Tiangou, a dog monster, was stunned.

On the contrary, Yang Jian is very calm, the world is full of wonders.

Look at Yan Ying who can ignore the toxicity of the scorpion spirit and befriend the scorpion spirit, isn't she just a wonderful flower slowly blooming.

Isn't it just that the scorpion spirit likes to eat chicken?It can't be said that the scorpion spirit often eats chicken, and can ignore the oppression brought by race, and it can't be said that he will face Lord Uri Xing in the future...

"I'm afraid I can only be a dead scorpion to Shang Maori Xingjun." Yan Ying sighed, and bit her ear with Shu Fang. "Although Uri Xingjun looks frustrating, the body is said to be a big red rooster seven or eight feet tall. How big a pot would it take to cook it. And it is the nemesis of all poisonous insects in the world. Api, no matter how high she is , race restricts her. Just like me, it is obviously the blood of the nine-tailed sky fox, but as a result... TM is congenitally defective, which restricts my future."

Shu Fang: "...that Ah Ying, I am here."

Yan Ying: "???"

Yan Ying: "..."

Yan Ying was so frightened that she took three steps back, confused and puzzled.

How could it be Yang Jian who was patted on the shoulder by her "good brother", her true eyes?Fuck, the art of transformation is amazing, even her real eyes didn't see why for a while.

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Yang Jian, who had unknowingly transformed into Shu Fang's appearance, returned to his original appearance very calmly.

"Ginseng stewed chicken tastes good." Yang Jian said: "But I have a small question, this ginseng smells like the breath of the king of medicine (ten thousand years of ginseng)."

Yan Ying's eyes were falsely aimed, and she was very guilty and did not dare to look at Yang Jian.

Yang Jian said again: "The King of Medicine disappeared 500 years ago. Before he disappeared, in the land of Hezhou, Xiniu, it happened that the Long Live Fox King had a fight with the Four Great Protectors of Buddhism and the Eighteen Arhats..."

Yang Jian didn't say anything later, but everything was kept silent.It’s nothing more than the fact that the Long Live Fox King was beaten by the four great guardian kings of Buddhism, the eighteen arhats, and the five hundred arhats under Tathagata’s seat, and then he fell to the root of his disease. Here comes the bowl.

Yan Ying suddenly restrained her guilty conscience, scooped up a bowl of ginseng chicken soup and drank it slowly.

Yang Jian ignored Yan Ying's 'avoidance' attitude, and waited until Yan Ying finished a bowl of chicken soup slowly, before saying: "Because of the disappearance of the medicine king, the Heavenly Court dispatched [-] heavenly soldiers and generals to find the medicine king. It has been a hundred years, but it is a pity that there is no trace of the medicine king anywhere in the world."

Yan Ying: It has been dismembered by five horses a long time ago, so it's strange to find it!

Yan Ying: "...Oh, that's pretty miserable."

"Someone said that they saw traces of the King of Medicine in the Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain." Yang Jian added with a smile. "Well, now I have also seen the trace of the medicine king."

Yan Ying: "Oh, that's really miserable."

Shu Fang, who was staying at the side, somehow felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, so he couldn't help but move his feet and let out a haha. "I'll go see what Xiao Diao and Xiao Ri (Gun Gun) are doing." After speaking, he ran away without a trace.

Only Yan Ying and Yang Jian were left, oh, and there was a roaring dog with big eyes to small eyes.

After a while, Yan Ying spoke first. "Hey, the medicine king you want is here, and his corpse is still in the kitchen pot. As for me, I will show mercy and give the corpse to you, Zhenjun, and Zhenjun will bring it back to the heaven to return to life."

Yang Jian suddenly laughed. "The beard of the medicine king? It is indeed a corpse."

——She has [-] MMP sentences that she doesn't know whether to say or not.

——What's wrong with her eating the things left by her father as a matter of course?

——You must know that she didn't know her friends. When she practiced according to the "Fairy Cultivation Manual", she almost gnawed on the ten-thousand-year ginseng as a carrot.

——Don't say it, that stuff is really good.

——At least her current cultivation can keep up with her age.

Yan Ying sighed: "Hey, I really don't know if it's a beard or not. After all, I'm a congenitally defective fox, and I don't respond to anything I eat."

——How did you say those shameless words?

——Stewing wild pheasant with the beard of the medicine king is really not something that ordinary goblins can do.

Yang Jian lowered his head, and saw that he was dizzy after drinking a bowl of soup at his feet, like a drunken roaring dog, and suddenly couldn't say anything.

"The effect of the medicine is good, let's continue to exert it next time."

Yang Jian picked up the golden bow and silver bullets on the table, and with a flash, he disappeared.

It took Yan Ying half a beat to recover, and she couldn't help muttering: "Next time? And next time? Go ahead and dream."

At this time, Xiao Gun Guncai jumped out to find a sense of presence, hugged Yan Ying and got up.

——Miss Sister, Miss Api is going fishing for Kaizi.

Yan Ying: "??? What are you talking about, Xiao Ri?"

Xiao Gungun let go of Yan Ying's leg, thought for a while, lay flat on the ground, put his left paw on his chest, his right paw covered his mouth, crossed his legs tremblingly, and posed in a particularly alluring posture.

Yan Ying: "..."

"Okay, I see. Where is Api, I'll find her and teach her on the spot."

It's really hard for Xiao Gungun to pose in such a magical and ghostly posture, it's just like a wolf and a tiger, which makes people collapse.Yan Ying didn't need to look for the scorpion spirit to guess her plan to seduce the little monk, and it would definitely fail.

——It's so embarrassing to be a goblin, I didn't expect that I would actually work as a procuress once I traveled through time.

——I have to add money, and I have to ask the scorpion spirit to add money to her.

Thinking of this, Yan Ying, led by Xiao Gungun, aggressively went to find the scorpion spirit.

Scorpion Jing had just finished Xiao Gun Gunbao's magical and ghostly appearance, and was holding a horn comb, feeling sorry for himself in the mirror.

Yan Ying: "..."

Yan Ying pushed the door open and walked in without thinking too much. At this moment, regret began to spread crazily.Why can't you think about it so much, just a scorpion like a scorpion, hey, it's unlucky for a little monk.

"The little monk has already followed the human being to cross the Liusha River. If you don't do it again, be careful that the little monk's soul will return to the underworld and reincarnate again."

Xie Zijing buckled down the bronze mirror, and asked earnestly and solemnly, "Ah Ying, tell me, what is the chance of success if my old lady overlords her bow?"

Yan Ying didn't expect Xie Zijing to ask this question, and immediately became serious and serious. "Well, I haven't forced myself on anyone, I can't give you accurate data on the probability of success."

"The night is dark and the wind is high, it's a good time to strike."

The scorpion spirit made a few gestures, and finally finalized the three ABC plans to defeat Jin Chanzi's reincarnation.

The first thing to implement is plan A. Scorpion disguised herself as a weak woman who was hunted down by gangsters, and successfully mixed into the Liusha River crossing team composed of young monks and pure humans.

It went very smoothly, very smoothly, so the BC plan to throw down Jin Chanzi's reincarnation was naturally abolished.

Yan Ying, who played the role of the gangster chasing and killing the "weak woman", wanted to hide her merit and fame and retire after success, but before she had time to leave, the scorpion split her fork.No, to be precise, the Drifting Monk suddenly jumped out from the bottom of the Quicksand River, causing him to split his legs.

"……puff."

The scorpion's waist is so twisted that it is about to reveal its original shape, and it is difficult to throw itself into the arms of the little monk. Isn't it a famous scene that makes people laugh?

No, Yan Ying laughed 'haha', so happy that she almost couldn't straighten her waist.

And Yan Ying's laughing scene naturally revealed that the fact that the scorpion spirit was hunted down and desperately wanted to cross the river to live in Xiniu Hezhou was a lie.

That is actually one of the incarnations of the Arhat, a pure human who was only to guide the reincarnated little monk of Jin Chanzi to be buried in the belly of the Drifting Monk...

Why didn't he see that the scorpion spirit is not human?

Arhat fell into deep thought, unable to recover for a long time.

At this time, one of the good Ji friends in the society appeared, and together with the scorpion spirit, they defeated the Drifting Monk who wanted to drag the little monk into the water to eat.

Drifting went mad, and the four skulls hanging around his neck shone coldly, which caught the little monk's eyes straight, and he was about to walk into the choppy river as if in a daze.Luckily Yan Ying laughed enough, saw this scene and shot directly, no, she made a tail long, wrapped around the little monk and threw it to the shore.

And maybe Yan Ying's movements were not gentle enough, when the little monk was thrown to the shore by his tail, there was a 'bang', and his head fell to the ground first.

It happened to be such a collision that made the little monk get rid of the daze. The whole body was in a cold sweat, and he looked at the vicious-looking Drifting Monk who was constantly stirring up wind and rain and fighting with Shufang and Scorpion Jing with lingering fear.

"This... is the monster that is causing trouble in the Liusha River. Why does it look like a human?"

"Originally, human beings are transformed into immortals. Even if they are demoted to the mortal world, they cannot become animals." Yan Ying folded her arms around her chest and approached the young monk, and looked at the young monk seriously and carefully, until Seeing the little monk was extremely uncomfortable, so he withdrew his scrutiny.

"You monks eat fast and recite Buddha's name every day, and pay attention to compassion. In the end, you forget why you have to eat fast and recite Buddha's name, and why you have to be 'compassionate'." Yan Ying said very politely. "Little monk, you insist on accompanying that guy to cross the quicksand river because you want to cross the quicksand river and eat the monsters passing by."

The little monk nodded, affirming Yan Ying's statement.

Yan Ying: "This kind of monster who eats people like snacks, you Buddhists still pay attention to 'put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately', but it is really compassionate. But little monk, have you thought about a problem, this cannibalism All the monsters became Buddhas immediately because they put down the butcher's knife, so what about the people who are eaten by monsters, they deserve to be eaten by monsters? Just to fulfill the Buddhist mantra of "put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately"?"

The little monk stared blankly at Yan Ying, and for a moment the Buddha's heart began to waver.But in the end it was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi who had been a vegetarian since her mother's womb. The Buddha's heart was only shaken for a while, and then became firm again.

"The benefactor, don't talk nonsense. You must know that those who can put down the butcher's knife have experienced the transformation from evil to good. There is a saying in Buddhism: the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and when you turn back, you will become a Buddha." The little monk clasped his hands together and declared A Buddhist name.

Yan Ying laughed lightly. "Little monk, you are sophistry!"

The little monk showed a startled expression again, obviously he did not expect Yan Ying to say such a thing.

"Female benefactor..." The little monk tried to argue, no, he was defending the true meaning of Buddhism, but Yan Ying shook her head and refused. "Don't quibble, I have an enmity with the Tathagata of the West, no matter what you quibble about, I will not believe in your Buddhist truth."

"Have a grudge?"

The little monk was even more stunned. Although there was a bump on his forehead, it was true that Yan Ying saved him.

Since there is a grudge, why did Yan Ying save him?

"Because Api likes you." Yan Ying said with a smile: "I and Api are sisters. She likes you, so I naturally want to save you. It has nothing to do with whether you are a Buddhist or not."

The little monk was silent, and unconsciously let go of his clasped hands.

Yan Ying said again: "Little monk, I think you don't look like an idiot. Why didn't you think that it was a coincidence that you happened to hear that there were monsters making trouble in the Liusha River, just to make you..."

While speaking, a thunderbolt suddenly appeared, interrupting Yan Ying's words.

It's not the ghost of Xiao Tiandao in the world of this dimension, but... that Arhat pretends to be a pure human who wants to cross the Liusha River.

Yan Ying's real eye only failed on Yang Jian, but she had already seen through the true identity of a pure human being.

One of the Western Arhats, tsk, before Yang Jian left, he said that in addition to the four guardian kings, there were also eighteen Arhats who fought against the Long Live Fox King...

How could he not avenge the murder of his father since he had the opportunity.

Yan Ying squinted her eyes, and instantly unleashed her spirit sword, slashing towards the Arhat who had revealed her disguise like a rainbow.

In fact, arhats belong to the rotten street in the Western Buddhist world. There are five hundred arhats under Tathagata alone.And the Eighteen Arhats are considered to be the best among the five hundred Arhats. Anyway, as far as Yan Ying knows, only the Eighteen Arhats have a golden body protection, which is invulnerable.

And the arhat in front of him is just one of the members of Namo Five Hundred Arhat Bodhisattvas.

There should be no... golden body armor.

In fact, Yan Ying really expected it.

The reason why Tathagata sent Arhat to approach the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi was just to guide Jin Chanzi's reincarnation to die in the mouth of Drifting Monk.

Liusha River has a dangerous terrain since ancient times. It is ten thousand miles long and eight hundred miles wide. There are eight hundred quicksand boundaries and three thousand weak water depths.The way to cross the river is to get together nine scripture learners, that is, the heads of the ninth generation before Jin Chanzi was reincarnated as a Tang monk, and turn them into nine palaces, and then put the gourd given by the Bodhisattva in them, and you can cross the river as steadily as a light boat. Sand River.

Now Drifting has collected the heads of four Buddhist scriptures, which means that the little monk is the fifth reincarnation of Jin Chanzi.

Without the intervention of Yan Ying, Xie Zijing, Shu Fang and other gods, the Arhat who pushed the little monk to his death would have completed his mission and returned to the west to return to his life, and then waited for Jin Chanzi's sixth reincarnation.