When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder
Chapter 117
As soon as Wuyou stepped onto the podium, he said that there was a burst of noise.
"Grandmaster!"
"husband!"
"Ahhhh!"
The atmosphere of the whole scene was unprecedentedly lively. Zheng Shan, who is also the host of this program part-time, said with a smile: "Mr. Wuyou's popularity is really unfounded. The fans who performed the best on stage were not so enthusiastic."
"Amitabha, floating names are just external things." Wuyou responded.
"Shanshan's mentality is bad, she should learn more from Master Wuyou, and don't be so utilitarian." Another host teased.
Zheng Shan: "I'm a vulgar person to begin with, of course I can't avoid vulgarity. If I had the state of mind of Teacher Wuyou, then I would have died long ago."
"How did it end?"
"Mr. Wuyou can be so indifferent to fame and wealth, and can stand on this stage and say that the floating name finger is something outside of the body. It is because Teacher Wuyou has reached the point where no one can beat him in all aspects. It's different, so he said this out of humility. But for ordinary people like us, it's definitely pretending to be struck by lightning." Zheng Shan raised her eyebrows playfully.
The audience burst into laughter, and a host and guests on stage also laughed. The atmosphere was harmonious, and no one noticed that there was a person behind the stage who was not on stage.
Knowing that the male host noticed that a male guest was missing, he asked, "Hey, who else is not up?"
"Susu!" The soda fans in the audience reminded.
"Oh, and our teacher Su Wenyan, please invite Su teacher to come on stage!"
Su Wenyan made his finale appearance amidst the cheers of soda powder.
"Susu, husband!"
These cheers all came from the soda powder, while the rest of the passers-by reacted more calmly, applauding symbolically.
Now all the guests are standing on the stage, the host, ask them to find a place to sit down, and they will play games in groups later, and each of them needs to find a partner.
Zheng Shan immediately ran to Wuyou's side, "I want to be in the same group as Teacher Wuyou, so that I can get a taste of the Buddha, and maybe someday I'll get enlightened too."
"Then you are also ordained ordained?" Wei Xiaoyu answered with a low mouth.
He and Han Wei were also present today. After they got the contact information of the director of the program last time, they asked the director if there were any guests.
If someone is willing to appear on the screen with zero pay, that would of course be great, and Wei Xiaoyu and Han Wei have not been considered lazy in the past year, and both have gained some fame.But of course the program team won't let them get zero pay, just give them a slightly lower price.
Zheng Shan was teased by him, pretending to be angry, and was about to fight on stage, Wei Xiaoyu quickly apologized with a smile.
Everyone on and off the stage laughed like crazy.
"Shanshan, your ladylike image, you can't do it like this. When your side is exposed, you will really become a monk." The male host said with a smile.
Wuyou smiled and helped out: "Buddhism is extensive and profound, and studying Buddhism is also a kind of enjoyment. There are all kinds of life, and you don't have to talk about marriage. Buddhism also has a lot of great wisdom, which can make people live more open-minded. "
"Xiaoyou, it's better if you speak nicely. If you don't marry me in the future, then let's find a mountain to become a monk together!" Zheng Shan said immediately.
"Why don't you look for a temple, but a mountain?"
"Don't all the temples grow on the top of the hill?"
"The place where Master Wuyou became a monk is a temple, Shanshan, the place where you are going to be a nun is a nunnery."
"I don't think your purpose is pure, Shanshan."
"Sister Shan, just give up, so that I can become a monk with my senior." Wei Xiaoyu is very good at finding opportunities to intervene.
There was a lot of laughter on the stage.
"Why do you all have to become monks? Are we here to become monks today? What's so good about being a monk? We are here to sing and dance today and enjoy life." Su Wenyan asked.
The laughter gradually subsided.
Han Wei said: "Actually, I also think it's good to be a monk. It's not easy to get married now, and you may leave after getting married. If you become a monk, there will be fewer disputes."
"Hahaha, Han Han can't do that. We have to actively respond to the national policy and have three children. How can we just follow Teacher Wuyou to become a monk like this? Do you have the understanding of Teacher Wuyou? If not, just be obedient Be a layman!"
"It's too tiring to get married and have children, and you have to buy a house to raise children."
Su Wenyan couldn't get into their topic at all, and always felt that they were very boring, and they talked about such boring topics only to please Wuyou.
Fortunately, this topic didn't last long, and it was time for the show.
The first warm-up program is a duet duet by Han Wei and Wei Xiaoyu. Both of them are from the talent show. Their CP fans, the two handsome guys singing duet on stage are also very eye-catching.
After the hot concert, two performances by other guests were inserted in the middle. Su Wenyan's singing and dancing segment was arranged in the fourth. Today he sang a popular song and danced a standard male group hot dance.
He danced heartily and ecstatically, and when the lights of the stage hit him, he felt as if he had become the center of the stage.
The soda fans in the audience also screamed again and again, shouting hoarsely for their idols, and their voices once overwhelmed Su Wenyan on the stage.
By the time Su Wenyan finished dancing this song, the soda fans in the audience had already arrived at **, and they waved their support cards, which was particularly eye-catching in the whole scene.
After Su Wenyan, Wuyou appeared on the stage. The lights on the stage became dim. Wuyou sat in the center of the stage alone, holding a guqin in his arms. .
The audience was quiet, and Zheng Shan changed into a stage dress and danced lightly in the light and shadow.
Time seems to go back to the distant past with the sound of the piano, and the mountain fairy and goddess live a leisurely life in the fairy mountain.
Wuyou sits upright, but his movements of playing the piano are confident and unrestrained, and the sound of the piano is simple and pure.
And in the audience, Lan Xiu was elbowing the person next to him, "So Xiao Wuyou can play the guqin? I'm fucking wondering what the hell has changed about this guy now, why can he do everything?"
"It's you who's useless." Fu Junheng glanced at him, and quickly returned to the stage.
Kang Jingwu, who was sitting on the other side of Fu Junheng, said: "The treasure boy in the entertainment circle, this title is not something you just get casually."
At the end of the song, the audience applauded.
The host came to the center of the stage and asked Wuyou some questions: "Mr. Wuyou, how many years have you learned Guqin? This is also very good."
"That's right, senior is really hiding it. I didn't even know that senior was so good at talking about Guqin. If I had known earlier, I would have worshiped you as my teacher and learned Guqin from you." Wei Xiaoyu also looked like a fan .
"I always thought that Mr. Wuyou was playing sports. It wasn't until I saw him talk about guqin that I realized that some people are born with no weaknesses and are geniuses in all aspects."
"Xiaoyou, tell me quickly, how did you become a talent in all aspects?"
Everyone's rainbow farts came one after another, wondering when Wuyou learned the guqin.
Worry-free smiled, "Everyone appreciates the prize, it's not worth mentioning, I just know a little about these aspects, I really can't be called a master."
"Mr. Wuyou, you are too modest. If I want to have the ability like you, I will just walk sideways."
Han Wei really walked around the stage sideways while speaking, making everyone laugh.
Su Wenyan looked at Wuyou who was surrounded by everyone, and the smile on his face was a little stiff. He never thought that Wuyou could play a piece of music casually, and everyone would praise him one after another. Today, he Their singing and dancing performance was so good, but their reaction was so flat.
Just a bunch of snobs.
But Su Wenyan's idea can only be rotten in his heart. In fact, it's no wonder everyone is snobbish. Originally, this episode of Wuyou is their trump card, so the program team must praise Wuyou more.
Wuyou was the most talked about. As for Su Wenyan, he did dance well tonight, but it was only good.
"High School Musical" was originally a variety show that focused on singing and dancing, and they invited some stars with singing and dancing backgrounds in the entertainment industry for each episode.
Most of Su Wenyan's singing and dancing abilities were blown out by fans, and compared to those powerful singers in the entertainment industry, they were not even a little bit worse.As for the stage, every time the little fresh meat came up, they would dance the men's troupe, and the audience was already tired of watching it, so the reaction to Su Wenyan's singing and dancing was mediocre.
It's just that Su Wenyan didn't realize his own shortcomings, and thought it was because everyone was crowding him out.
After this episode of the show was recorded, everyone had a great time, only Su Wenyan smiled a little fake, and even almost lost control of his expression in several shots.
After the recording ended, Fu Junheng went backstage to pick up Wuyou, and happened to be seen by Su Wenyan again.
Fu Junheng helped Wuyou get a lot of gifts from fans, and Wuyou also took photos with fans backstage.
Su Wenyan looked at them, feeling more and more depressed, and couldn't help mocking in his heart: "Pretend to be hypocritical."
He obviously looks like a fascination fan. Fans post up and ask for a group photo, so he takes a group photo of each one. If he is really indifferent to fame and fortune, this person should directly refuse. To put it bluntly, he is not trying to coax fans.
And the man next to Wuyou...
Seeing the man's maintenance of Wuyou, Fu Junheng thought of Fei Xiuyuan.Fei Xiuyuan used to wait for him in the backstage like this, to attend every performance he had, but now...
Su Wenyan felt dazzling, and hurried away with a cold face, and the few fans who wanted to see him were afraid to come forward.
After taking photos with fans, Wuyou left with Fu Junheng.
Fu Junheng approached him and said, "Ayou is really responsive to them, can you treat me better, I am also your husband's fan."
"Grandmaster!"
"husband!"
"Ahhhh!"
The atmosphere of the whole scene was unprecedentedly lively. Zheng Shan, who is also the host of this program part-time, said with a smile: "Mr. Wuyou's popularity is really unfounded. The fans who performed the best on stage were not so enthusiastic."
"Amitabha, floating names are just external things." Wuyou responded.
"Shanshan's mentality is bad, she should learn more from Master Wuyou, and don't be so utilitarian." Another host teased.
Zheng Shan: "I'm a vulgar person to begin with, of course I can't avoid vulgarity. If I had the state of mind of Teacher Wuyou, then I would have died long ago."
"How did it end?"
"Mr. Wuyou can be so indifferent to fame and wealth, and can stand on this stage and say that the floating name finger is something outside of the body. It is because Teacher Wuyou has reached the point where no one can beat him in all aspects. It's different, so he said this out of humility. But for ordinary people like us, it's definitely pretending to be struck by lightning." Zheng Shan raised her eyebrows playfully.
The audience burst into laughter, and a host and guests on stage also laughed. The atmosphere was harmonious, and no one noticed that there was a person behind the stage who was not on stage.
Knowing that the male host noticed that a male guest was missing, he asked, "Hey, who else is not up?"
"Susu!" The soda fans in the audience reminded.
"Oh, and our teacher Su Wenyan, please invite Su teacher to come on stage!"
Su Wenyan made his finale appearance amidst the cheers of soda powder.
"Susu, husband!"
These cheers all came from the soda powder, while the rest of the passers-by reacted more calmly, applauding symbolically.
Now all the guests are standing on the stage, the host, ask them to find a place to sit down, and they will play games in groups later, and each of them needs to find a partner.
Zheng Shan immediately ran to Wuyou's side, "I want to be in the same group as Teacher Wuyou, so that I can get a taste of the Buddha, and maybe someday I'll get enlightened too."
"Then you are also ordained ordained?" Wei Xiaoyu answered with a low mouth.
He and Han Wei were also present today. After they got the contact information of the director of the program last time, they asked the director if there were any guests.
If someone is willing to appear on the screen with zero pay, that would of course be great, and Wei Xiaoyu and Han Wei have not been considered lazy in the past year, and both have gained some fame.But of course the program team won't let them get zero pay, just give them a slightly lower price.
Zheng Shan was teased by him, pretending to be angry, and was about to fight on stage, Wei Xiaoyu quickly apologized with a smile.
Everyone on and off the stage laughed like crazy.
"Shanshan, your ladylike image, you can't do it like this. When your side is exposed, you will really become a monk." The male host said with a smile.
Wuyou smiled and helped out: "Buddhism is extensive and profound, and studying Buddhism is also a kind of enjoyment. There are all kinds of life, and you don't have to talk about marriage. Buddhism also has a lot of great wisdom, which can make people live more open-minded. "
"Xiaoyou, it's better if you speak nicely. If you don't marry me in the future, then let's find a mountain to become a monk together!" Zheng Shan said immediately.
"Why don't you look for a temple, but a mountain?"
"Don't all the temples grow on the top of the hill?"
"The place where Master Wuyou became a monk is a temple, Shanshan, the place where you are going to be a nun is a nunnery."
"I don't think your purpose is pure, Shanshan."
"Sister Shan, just give up, so that I can become a monk with my senior." Wei Xiaoyu is very good at finding opportunities to intervene.
There was a lot of laughter on the stage.
"Why do you all have to become monks? Are we here to become monks today? What's so good about being a monk? We are here to sing and dance today and enjoy life." Su Wenyan asked.
The laughter gradually subsided.
Han Wei said: "Actually, I also think it's good to be a monk. It's not easy to get married now, and you may leave after getting married. If you become a monk, there will be fewer disputes."
"Hahaha, Han Han can't do that. We have to actively respond to the national policy and have three children. How can we just follow Teacher Wuyou to become a monk like this? Do you have the understanding of Teacher Wuyou? If not, just be obedient Be a layman!"
"It's too tiring to get married and have children, and you have to buy a house to raise children."
Su Wenyan couldn't get into their topic at all, and always felt that they were very boring, and they talked about such boring topics only to please Wuyou.
Fortunately, this topic didn't last long, and it was time for the show.
The first warm-up program is a duet duet by Han Wei and Wei Xiaoyu. Both of them are from the talent show. Their CP fans, the two handsome guys singing duet on stage are also very eye-catching.
After the hot concert, two performances by other guests were inserted in the middle. Su Wenyan's singing and dancing segment was arranged in the fourth. Today he sang a popular song and danced a standard male group hot dance.
He danced heartily and ecstatically, and when the lights of the stage hit him, he felt as if he had become the center of the stage.
The soda fans in the audience also screamed again and again, shouting hoarsely for their idols, and their voices once overwhelmed Su Wenyan on the stage.
By the time Su Wenyan finished dancing this song, the soda fans in the audience had already arrived at **, and they waved their support cards, which was particularly eye-catching in the whole scene.
After Su Wenyan, Wuyou appeared on the stage. The lights on the stage became dim. Wuyou sat in the center of the stage alone, holding a guqin in his arms. .
The audience was quiet, and Zheng Shan changed into a stage dress and danced lightly in the light and shadow.
Time seems to go back to the distant past with the sound of the piano, and the mountain fairy and goddess live a leisurely life in the fairy mountain.
Wuyou sits upright, but his movements of playing the piano are confident and unrestrained, and the sound of the piano is simple and pure.
And in the audience, Lan Xiu was elbowing the person next to him, "So Xiao Wuyou can play the guqin? I'm fucking wondering what the hell has changed about this guy now, why can he do everything?"
"It's you who's useless." Fu Junheng glanced at him, and quickly returned to the stage.
Kang Jingwu, who was sitting on the other side of Fu Junheng, said: "The treasure boy in the entertainment circle, this title is not something you just get casually."
At the end of the song, the audience applauded.
The host came to the center of the stage and asked Wuyou some questions: "Mr. Wuyou, how many years have you learned Guqin? This is also very good."
"That's right, senior is really hiding it. I didn't even know that senior was so good at talking about Guqin. If I had known earlier, I would have worshiped you as my teacher and learned Guqin from you." Wei Xiaoyu also looked like a fan .
"I always thought that Mr. Wuyou was playing sports. It wasn't until I saw him talk about guqin that I realized that some people are born with no weaknesses and are geniuses in all aspects."
"Xiaoyou, tell me quickly, how did you become a talent in all aspects?"
Everyone's rainbow farts came one after another, wondering when Wuyou learned the guqin.
Worry-free smiled, "Everyone appreciates the prize, it's not worth mentioning, I just know a little about these aspects, I really can't be called a master."
"Mr. Wuyou, you are too modest. If I want to have the ability like you, I will just walk sideways."
Han Wei really walked around the stage sideways while speaking, making everyone laugh.
Su Wenyan looked at Wuyou who was surrounded by everyone, and the smile on his face was a little stiff. He never thought that Wuyou could play a piece of music casually, and everyone would praise him one after another. Today, he Their singing and dancing performance was so good, but their reaction was so flat.
Just a bunch of snobs.
But Su Wenyan's idea can only be rotten in his heart. In fact, it's no wonder everyone is snobbish. Originally, this episode of Wuyou is their trump card, so the program team must praise Wuyou more.
Wuyou was the most talked about. As for Su Wenyan, he did dance well tonight, but it was only good.
"High School Musical" was originally a variety show that focused on singing and dancing, and they invited some stars with singing and dancing backgrounds in the entertainment industry for each episode.
Most of Su Wenyan's singing and dancing abilities were blown out by fans, and compared to those powerful singers in the entertainment industry, they were not even a little bit worse.As for the stage, every time the little fresh meat came up, they would dance the men's troupe, and the audience was already tired of watching it, so the reaction to Su Wenyan's singing and dancing was mediocre.
It's just that Su Wenyan didn't realize his own shortcomings, and thought it was because everyone was crowding him out.
After this episode of the show was recorded, everyone had a great time, only Su Wenyan smiled a little fake, and even almost lost control of his expression in several shots.
After the recording ended, Fu Junheng went backstage to pick up Wuyou, and happened to be seen by Su Wenyan again.
Fu Junheng helped Wuyou get a lot of gifts from fans, and Wuyou also took photos with fans backstage.
Su Wenyan looked at them, feeling more and more depressed, and couldn't help mocking in his heart: "Pretend to be hypocritical."
He obviously looks like a fascination fan. Fans post up and ask for a group photo, so he takes a group photo of each one. If he is really indifferent to fame and fortune, this person should directly refuse. To put it bluntly, he is not trying to coax fans.
And the man next to Wuyou...
Seeing the man's maintenance of Wuyou, Fu Junheng thought of Fei Xiuyuan.Fei Xiuyuan used to wait for him in the backstage like this, to attend every performance he had, but now...
Su Wenyan felt dazzling, and hurried away with a cold face, and the few fans who wanted to see him were afraid to come forward.
After taking photos with fans, Wuyou left with Fu Junheng.
Fu Junheng approached him and said, "Ayou is really responsive to them, can you treat me better, I am also your husband's fan."
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