When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder

Everyone: Small tricks?

These are all fucking tricks, so what's their name?

Everyone looked at Wuyou in horror, "Master Wuyou, you must be the chosen one! How did you do it? Teach us!"

"It's actually very simple, just practice swordsmanship for ten years." Wuyou said indifferently.

Crowd: ...

"You have practiced swordsmanship for ten years?" Wen Haoxin obviously didn't believe it.

"No, my Buddha is merciful and doesn't move swords." Wuyou Shi Shiran made a one-palm salute, and he really looked like a calm and calm eminent monk.

"Master Wuyou, where did you go to become a monk? I will go with you too!" Wen Haoxin said impulsively.

"Hey! Do you take us girls seriously? We are on a blind date show, and you guys are discussing about becoming a monk. You are slapping us in the face!" Miao Qingqing said.

Lulu and Hai Xiaoxi: "That's right, it's too much!"

"Didn't you just say you want to become a monk with Wuyou? Since you want to become a monk, let's all go out together! How can you become a monk when you are in love? A monk can be as good at martial arts as Wuyou, and he can go to the Olympics and the Spring Festival Gala. Is it okay to be in love?" Wen Haoxin questioned his soul.

Crowd: ...

Wuyou couldn't help laughing, he laughed freely and openly, and then recited a sentence of Amitabha.

Fu Junheng: ...

"Such a beautiful snowman, please don't come out of the sun again, I don't even want to let him melt." Hai Xiaoxi looked at the snowman carved by Wuyou again and again, with a surprised face, "Xiaoyou, this person you carved Who is it? Is there a prototype? Could it be yourself?"

"Xiaoyou is not a real monk, how could it be him."

Wuyou said: "This is an old friend of mine."

"So it's your monk friend. Which temple did he become a monk?" Lulu asked curiously.

"Do you want to become a monk?" Wuyou asked slightly raising her eyebrows.

When Lulu was questioned, Hai Xiaoxi said, "This must be an expert, we can organize a group to see it."

"Forget it, I think you guys have taken a fancy to this handsome young monk. If you go, you will definitely be reluctant to leave. Besides, this monk is just a young man. If he is really an expert, how could he be so casual?" I will meet you casually, the masters live in seclusion outside the world, that's why they are called the masters outside the world."

Wen Haoxin was like a chatterbox, constantly retorting nonsense.

Fu Junheng glanced at Snowman, and then at Wuyou, this is the old man he mentioned?

"There is still half an hour before the snowman competition is over. Hurry up if you haven't finished it." The director urged.

"After seeing the worry-free snowman, I don't even want to pile it up. Anyway, I can't compare it anyway. I'd better lie down like a salted fish!" Miao Qingqing found a very reasonable excuse for her laziness.

"I think I can still save, at least I can't be the last one." Wen Haoxin said.

Fu Junheng stood in front of the big snowball he had made, thought for a while, and put a head on the snowman, and then used cedar branches for his hair.Then use the same method to sculpt eyebrows, eyes and lips, unexpectedly he did it well.

Although there is no worry-free refinement, it is by no means bad, and it is full of three-dimensionality.

"I'll go! Brother Fu, you will too?" Wen Haoxin opened his eyes wide, "What kind of invincible combination are you guys? One or two are so powerful."

"I learned a little bit of painting and sculpture before." Fu Junheng said.

"Wow, Brother Fu, you and Wuyou are really versatile, a match made in heaven." Miao Qingqing also blew rainbow farts with crooked eyebrows.

Wen Haoxin: "Is this how heaven made it work?"

Fu Junheng: "I've only learned superficially, so I'm not very good at it."

Wen Haoxin: "I came to this show to prove how useless I really am?"

"You doubt, you are a waste!" The three female guests began to tease him again.

After the competition, the director excitedly posted this paragraph online as a trailer.

If he doesn't release such a wonderful snow sculpture to the audience, he won't be able to sleep well.

Sure enough, not long after the program group released the video, they felt unprecedented enthusiasm.

[Fuck!Could this video be pressing a shortcut key?If I didn't look at the facial expressions and conversations of the people next to me, I would have thought that the video was at double speed, worry-free, my treasured husband, every time you appear, you will bring me unexpected surprises]

【What?Someone can carve a snowball into a human?Ah, it turned out to be worry-free, it’s normal, it’s just a trick]

[Okay, I learned two more words today: a small trick, I learned a lot]

[The big guys pretended to force me to kneel, please continue to pretend, I like to watch the big guys' performances]

[At the beginning, I thought our family Lulu was pretty good, cute and cute.Until I saw Wuyou making a snowman, I finally knew why everyone called him Master Wuyou, this master deserves the name]

【I've forgotten that I was watching a love show. You are apprenticed to masters to show off your small skills in the show, but you just don't fall in love】

[Hahaha, all members are pulling weeds, all members are collapsed, all members are sand sculptures, are you sure this is not a sketch]

[When will it be officially broadcast?I can not wait any more! 】

Netizens are full of enthusiasm, and they are all looking forward to the early broadcast of this program. There are also many netizens who are urging the program group to release more material. It is best to broadcast live 24 hours a day, so they can continue to watch.

However, it is impossible to live broadcast the whole process. This time, the guests are open-minded, it is too easy to reveal a lot of big news, and after the live broadcast, who will watch the edited variety show?

It's the best to just hang the audience's appetite like this.

However, when whetting the appetite of the audience, you can also give them a little sweetness, provided that they also complete the task.

So the program team released a promise that the video hit 12 million before 500:[-] noon, and that it would broadcast live for half an hour in the afternoon.

Unexpectedly, the program group looked down on fans too much. Half an hour later, the sideshow video released by the program group directly exceeded 500 million views.

Fans and program crew are all happy.

In the afternoon, there was still thick snow in the yard, and the originally planned projects could not be photographed. They could only go around the house and the yard.

The program team arranged a new task for them, that is, snowball fights.

Wen Haoxin was the most unlucky, being chased by three female guests, with snow on his head and neck.

Fu Junheng's aura is too strong, and he is usually very cold, so they dare not pull him.But Wuyou has always been very gentle, so they were not afraid, so they took Wuyou to play together again.

Wen Haoxin counterattacked, throwing a snowball at Wuyou, who dodged leisurely.

Wen Haoxin said: "You all target me, it's so boring. I'm just a rookie, and you don't have a sense of accomplishment when you hit me. Qingqing, I think it's better than this! Let's deal with Wuyou together, isn't he an expert? We See if you can hit it."

"Xinxin, you still want to bully Wuyou, do you want to become the public enemy of all female compatriots?"

The three female guests bombarded Wen Haoxin again.

Wuyou stood aside and looked at Wen Haoxin's embarrassed appearance, and leisurely recited "Amitabha".

Wen Haoxin ran behind Wuyou looking for an opportunity, and said to the three of Miao Qingqing, "You smash it!"

Wuyou bent down, picked up a pile of snow, and squeezed it into a snowball. Seeing this, Wen Haoxin jumped away and was chased by three female guests.

Wuyou didn't join their battle, but aimed at Fu Junheng who was standing not far away. A snowball drew a beautiful arc in the air and hit Fu Junheng's shoulder.

The snowball scattered and scattered some snow onto Fu Junheng's neck, making him shiver from the cold.

Fu Junheng looked towards Wuyou.But he saw Wuyou smiling brightly at him.

Fu Junheng laughed and chased after him.

But Wuyou couldn't possibly stand still and wait for him to chase, and ran away leisurely. Fu Junheng chased after him again, and also picked up a handful of snow and sprinkled it on Wuyou.

Wuyou ran away, picked up another snowball by the way, and started throwing it with Fu Junheng.Fu Junheng threw a big snowball over, but Wuyou didn't deliberately dodge it, the snowball scattered, and a lot fell on his face.

Fu Junheng saw that his white face was covered with scattered snow, and a lot of it fell on his neck. Afraid that he would catch a cold, he ran over to check the situation and helped him shake the snow off his neck.

Wuyou pursed her lips and looked at him with a smile, seeing how nervous he was, couldn't help but smile.

His skin is fair, and now because of his activities, there is a little bit of peach blossom-like pink, which makes people feel distracted.

"Are the clothes inside wet? Is it cold?" Fu Junheng asked.

Seeing his concerned face, Wuyou thought it was funny, and after teasing him for a while, he said, "It's too cold."

"Sorry, I didn't mean it, why don't you go into the house and change it?"

"It's still filming, I don't want to go in alone."

"I'll accompany you."

Fu Junheng took Wuyou's hand and led him to the room.As a result, he didn't take two steps, and suddenly there was a chill in his neck.

When he turned his head, he saw that Wuyou still had snow left on his other hand, and he was smiling brightly at him.

Then, the culprit let go of his hand and jumped away with a smile.

Fu Junheng looked at the man's sly smile, pursed his lips, then ran over and pushed him into the snow, "Ayou, you've turned bad!"

"This is called soldiers never tire of deceit."

"It seems that my concern is feeding the dog." Fu Junheng grabbed his hand, "See how I deal with you."

"If Young Master Fu has the strength, come here!"

After Wuyou finished speaking, he turned over and directly pushed Fu Junheng back under him.

A group of marmots screamed in the live broadcast room:

【Ahhh!Is this something I can watch for free? 】

[Ah ah ah!My husband is so handsome, he finally counterattacked! 】

【What are you doing in broad daylight!You really don't treat us as outsiders! 】

[I feel that Wuyou and Fu Junheng are a small world of their own, and no one else can get in.]

[These two people really don't treat the rest of the people as human beings, so they are playing counterattack in this ice and snow field]

[Sure enough, the biggest conflict between the two is who is on top]

Fu Junheng is of course unwilling to be inferior or to admit defeat. He is taller than Wuyou, and he has also learned taekwondo, judo, wrestling, etc. Although he is not proficient in everything, he is a serious person, and he also learned these skills. Not bad.It's just that I didn't expect to use it here when I don't usually use it.

Relying on his figure, Fu Junheng quickly put Wuyou under him again. Both of them were covered with a lot of snow, but no one paid any attention to it, they just wanted to compete.

Wuyou is not an easy person to deal with, Fu Junheng can't be careless, first control his two hands.Fold Wuyouduo's two wrists together and put them on top of Wuyou's head, so as not to give him a chance to fight back.

Wuyou couldn't move his hands, so he didn't plan to do it. As a Buddhist who has practiced for many years, even if he didn't have hands, others couldn't do anything to him.

Wuyou exerted force on his legs, and took the opportunity to hook Fu Junheng with his legs so hard that Fu Junheng couldn't move.

The barrage in the live broadcast room has gone crazy:

[Fuck!This is not a car for kindergarten! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hhhhhh Hhhh Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

【This posture is perfect, ahhhhhh, I'm really afraid that they will do it next step】

【Satisfaction with a fangirl】

[I must have accumulated a lot from my ancestors, which made me fall in love with such a beautiful cp]

[We have reached this point, if you don't continue, it will be really difficult to end! 】

[Brother Fu, are you not good enough? Wuyou is like this, why don’t you hurry up]

[I mistakenly thought that I went to some late night scene]

Fu Junheng is actually very uncomfortable now, Wuyou's legs are wrapped around him, making him unable to move at all.

And this guy's strength is not small, Fu Junheng was a little hurt by him, but he would definitely not show it even if he died of pain, he just lay on top of Wuyou, and said provocatively: "I didn't expect Ayou to be so enthusiastic about me."

Wuyou smiled slightly, and a gleam flashed in his eyes, "Then Fu Shao must bear this enthusiasm."

"Ayou's enthusiasm, I will bear it even if I die."

As soon as Fu Junheng finished speaking, he felt numbness and pain in his legs. He was tortured by this tortured monk, and he couldn't stabilize his upper body, and fell directly.

He and Wuyou were originally in a position of leaning over and lying flat on the ground, but when they stumbled, his lips just fell on Wuyou's lips.

One hit, one unsuspecting kiss.