Little bunny, he can't raise cubs
Chapter 40 Extra Story 1 False Pregnancy
Jiang Tan found that something was wrong with his little rabbit recently.
The day before yesterday morning, he was sleepy at the dining table and almost knocked his chin into the porridge bowl. Last night he wanted to get close to the little rabbit, but he was rejected by the other party because he was too tired from work. After dinner today, he came directly to give him an ultimatum, saying I'm going to sleep alone today.
Jiang Tan thought about it for a long time, and the more he thought about it, the colder he became, could it be that the little rabbit was already tired of him?
Although their time together is far from the seven-year itch, the little rabbit already has memories of the previous life, and they did spend a long time together at that time.
Thinking about Jiang Tan, he couldn't stay any longer. He was afraid that he would continue to wait at home for the little rabbit's divorce agreement. While reflecting on whether he had made any mistakes recently, he called Huo Lin and asked him to accompany him out for a drink. .
In the middle of the night, with a gust of cool wind, Huo Lin was dragged out of the warm blanket by several life-threatening phone calls. Even if the caller was Jiang Tan, when he arrived, he still had an unlovable face.
"Mr. Jiang, you have a little beauty to warm your bed, but I'm still a lonely person, so please be considerate to those who are lonely."
Huo Rin didn't say anything, but when Jiang Tan said it, he thought about how the little rabbit had ruled him out these days, his lips almost pursed into a line, and he drank a few cups of bitter wine in silence.
It was only then that Huo Lin realized something was wrong, ordered a glass of wine and leaned lazily next to Jiang Tan.
"Why, the little rabbit let you sleep on the cold bed?"
There was no sound at the other end, and Huo Lin knew that what he said was inseparable.
"Did you quarrel? Who told you to like to tease your family when you have nothing to do? You are always easy to blow up."
Jiang Tan glanced at him: "I haven't provoked him recently."
Although I don't know if the two people's understanding of provocation is the same, but since Jiang Tan has emphasized so much, then the problem is probably not in it.
"If it doesn't work, just ask directly." Huo Lin didn't understand what was going on.
Jiang Tan rubbed his fingers along the wall of the glass, brows tightened.
This indecisive look is really strange. Huo Lin couldn't stand it anymore, so he made another move: "Why don't you hide and see what he does when he's alone? Maybe he just wanted to prepare some surprises for you and didn't want you I know, you are too nervous."
If it was a surprise, Jiang Tan found out in advance that it ruined the surprise.
However, compared to the lost sense of surprise, he was more worried about whether there was something wrong with the little rabbit's body. After all, he had gone to bed early these days, and he still looked like he didn't get enough sleep when he woke up in the morning.
Kind of like... Pregnant?
This idea suddenly popped up from some corner, and quickly occupied Jiang Tan's brain.
However, in the past few months, he has kept his own law and did not make any outrageous actions. Logically speaking, he would not.
After thinking about it, another guess popped up again.
He swept away the gloom, asked Huo Rin to settle his bill, and immediately left the bar.
For no reason, Huo Lin was caught and used as a trash can, and at the end of the day, he had to lose his money, so he was taken advantage of.
Jiang Tan was in a hurry on the road, but when he got home, he didn't dare to make any noise.
Because the little rabbit said he wanted to sleep alone, he happened to have some things to deal with, so he said that he would sleep in the study today.
He left the study light on when he went out, and it was on the same floor as the bedroom. When Jiang Tan walked to the door of the study, he found that the light in the bedroom hadn't been turned off, and there was still a gap in the door to let out light.
He held his breath slightly, stopped when he reached the bedroom door, and leaned into the gap to look in.
After seeing no one, Jiang Tan was bolder, pushed the door open silently, and stood behind the screen at the door.
The little rabbit was faintly visible lying on the bed, not knowing what to do, completely unaware that there was already a big living person in the room.
Jiang Tan focused slightly, and after seeing the picture on the bed clearly, his breathing sank for a moment.
Nan Huai's upper body was only covered with a large black shirt. After covering the key parts, two thin white legs overlapped and rested obediently on the black silk satin. Even his ankles were hung with a black shirt. Tie, looks like it was kicked there mischievously.
And he was surrounded by his own clothes, he seemed dissatisfied with such contact, the person on the bed rolled over and buried himself in the pile of clothes, still grabbing a piece of pajamas and rubbing vigorously.
Nan Huai only cared about her own comfort, and didn't realize that the danger was approaching at all.
After dazedly feeling that something was wrong, he subconsciously turned his head to the side, and the person standing next to him bumped into his eyes. He had been standing there for an unknown amount of time, and was looking at him with an incomprehensible smile.
Nanhuai's two red eyes stared wide open, she was so frightened that she only knew how to get into the pile of clothes, and even forgot to change the shape to reduce the size.
As a result, the upper body got in, but the lower body was lost, and was pulled back by Jiang Tan's slender ankle.
When he was pulling, the black shirt was rubbed up and slipped up. Jiang Tan frowned, pulled the clothes down, and then sat on his lap with the little rabbit, and then sat on the head of the bed, looking like he was about to be tortured. look.
Nanhuai began to pretend to be a quail, pressing her forehead firmly against the opponent's chest and refusing to lift it up, forcing Jiang Tan's hands to intensify the force, until the person's face turned red from rubbing before raising the white flag to surrender.
Jiang Tan thought it was funny, pinched the little rabbit's hot half face: "Why are you avoiding me these days, huh?"
As he spoke, he looked at the pile of clothes on the bed again, and said in a drawn out voice, "Little... rabbit, what are you doing with my clothes?"
When Jiang Tan gets excited on the bed, he likes to talk nonsense, and he especially likes to see the little rabbit's reaction after hearing it. Now that Nan Huai heard him spit out that word, smoke came from his head, and he went to block it. The man's mouth.
The verbal coercion didn't work, so Jiang Tan had no choice but to lure her into action.
The vast sea water began to roll in the air, wrapped around the little rabbit forcefully, and flowed slowly.
The little rabbit was hooked and couldn't help but move around in Jiang Tan's arms. He pressed the person, but his eyes suddenly focused on a certain place, and he stopped still, as if he saw something unbelievable.
In order to prove what he thought in his heart, Jiang Tan took advantage of the person in his arms not paying attention, joined his index finger and middle finger, and carefully pressed it on the slightly damp cloth.
Immediately, he encountered an extremely violent resistance, and was pushed to the back. The little rabbit looked at him with his hands on his chest in horror, as if some shocking secret had been discovered.
Jiang Tan rubbed the wet touch with his fingertips, his eyes were heavy, and his voice was very low: "Ah Huai, come here."
"I don't want it." Nan Huai shrank back as she said.
"Hey, let me have a look." Jiang Tan coaxed, and wanted to reach forward.
Immediately, the little rabbit groaned in grievance, and spelled out a sentence intermittently: "No... no, it's swollen."
Jiang Tan saw that his face was flushed, and deliberately coaxed him: "A Huai, are you... pregnant?"
"I...yes...I'm pregnant..." Nan Huai drowsily seemed to grasp some important clue, while repeating it to take advantage of the short emotional gap to pretend to be fierce Warn someone who is watching from the opposite side, "So you can't touch me!"
"Okay, I won't touch you." Jiang Tan put his hands behind his back, showing his sincerity, "But the baby needs my pheromone, Huai, what are you going to do?"
Nan Huai's bewildered little head was dizzy from the pheromone, and she froze for a while while snapping her fingers, before crawling towards Jiang Tan hesitantly.
The wide open neckline was swaying in front of Jiang Tan's eyes, he had to bite the tip of his tongue to maintain his crumbling sanity.
Little Rabbit was not the only one who fainted, but in order to control the situation in his own hands, Jiang Tan couldn't faint with someone right now.
After moving to a dangerous position, Nan Huai reconfirmed that the other party didn't look dangerous, so she found a comfortable position, squinted her eyes and curled up in Jiang Tan's arms.
Nanhuai hasn't cut her hair recently, and her black hair has already hung past her ears.
Jiang Tan tucked the lock of hair behind the ear, revealing the round and small earlobe, and took a small bite of it.
The man in his arms snorted softly.
Through the clothes, Jiang Tan put his hand on the little rabbit's flat belly, stroking it every now and then.
"Ahuai, do you know that there is a special situation when a rabbit is pregnant?"
The man in his arms snorted, which seemed to show that he was listening.
Jiang Tan let out a low laugh, and leaned into his ear: "I heard that rabbits have two places for babies, so while you have one now, let's put the other one as a baby too?"
"Won't it hurt another baby?" The little rabbit raised its head in his arms, blinked uneasily, and became a silly rabbit who thought he was pregnant.
"No." Jiang Tan suppressed a smile.
Nan Huai only felt that the man's hands were dishonest when he laughed, so he slapped the thief's hand off in anger after being rubbed.
The light in the bedroom was on most of the night, and it didn't turn off until it was almost dawn.
The little rabbit was crying and fussing, his voice was hoarse from the back, and he didn't know when he was re-tucked into the bed, but Jiang Tan had several dense red marks on his back.
When he was leaving, Jiang Tan specifically told him to bring the food up, and not to disturb the little rabbit at other times.
When he came back at night, what he encountered was a locked door gift bag, so he had no choice but to go through the door directly.
Two pillows came oncoming, followed by throw pillows, paper towels, clothes, socks, in short, all non-destructive objects that could be used to vent were smashed to the ground.
Jiang Tan walked in while dodging, the little rabbit had already hid under the quilt again, staring at him tremblingly.
He did play a bit hard yesterday, so he passed the things in his hand first, and then distanced himself from the bed.
"It reduces swelling. If it still hurts, it will make you feel better if you apply it."
After a few seconds of stalemate, the ointment was snatched into the quilt by the little rabbit, and Jiang Tan still refused to see his whole face, his eyes seemed to say "Why do you still have the face to stay here".
I thought it was just a small episode in ordinary life, but I didn't expect that after a while, the two of them learned of an unexpected surprise.
Jiang Yuhuai is indeed going to have a younger brother or younger sister.
The author has something to say: Who would have thought that I have been craving this stalk since the beginning of the article (light a cigarette)
The day before yesterday morning, he was sleepy at the dining table and almost knocked his chin into the porridge bowl. Last night he wanted to get close to the little rabbit, but he was rejected by the other party because he was too tired from work. After dinner today, he came directly to give him an ultimatum, saying I'm going to sleep alone today.
Jiang Tan thought about it for a long time, and the more he thought about it, the colder he became, could it be that the little rabbit was already tired of him?
Although their time together is far from the seven-year itch, the little rabbit already has memories of the previous life, and they did spend a long time together at that time.
Thinking about Jiang Tan, he couldn't stay any longer. He was afraid that he would continue to wait at home for the little rabbit's divorce agreement. While reflecting on whether he had made any mistakes recently, he called Huo Lin and asked him to accompany him out for a drink. .
In the middle of the night, with a gust of cool wind, Huo Lin was dragged out of the warm blanket by several life-threatening phone calls. Even if the caller was Jiang Tan, when he arrived, he still had an unlovable face.
"Mr. Jiang, you have a little beauty to warm your bed, but I'm still a lonely person, so please be considerate to those who are lonely."
Huo Rin didn't say anything, but when Jiang Tan said it, he thought about how the little rabbit had ruled him out these days, his lips almost pursed into a line, and he drank a few cups of bitter wine in silence.
It was only then that Huo Lin realized something was wrong, ordered a glass of wine and leaned lazily next to Jiang Tan.
"Why, the little rabbit let you sleep on the cold bed?"
There was no sound at the other end, and Huo Lin knew that what he said was inseparable.
"Did you quarrel? Who told you to like to tease your family when you have nothing to do? You are always easy to blow up."
Jiang Tan glanced at him: "I haven't provoked him recently."
Although I don't know if the two people's understanding of provocation is the same, but since Jiang Tan has emphasized so much, then the problem is probably not in it.
"If it doesn't work, just ask directly." Huo Lin didn't understand what was going on.
Jiang Tan rubbed his fingers along the wall of the glass, brows tightened.
This indecisive look is really strange. Huo Lin couldn't stand it anymore, so he made another move: "Why don't you hide and see what he does when he's alone? Maybe he just wanted to prepare some surprises for you and didn't want you I know, you are too nervous."
If it was a surprise, Jiang Tan found out in advance that it ruined the surprise.
However, compared to the lost sense of surprise, he was more worried about whether there was something wrong with the little rabbit's body. After all, he had gone to bed early these days, and he still looked like he didn't get enough sleep when he woke up in the morning.
Kind of like... Pregnant?
This idea suddenly popped up from some corner, and quickly occupied Jiang Tan's brain.
However, in the past few months, he has kept his own law and did not make any outrageous actions. Logically speaking, he would not.
After thinking about it, another guess popped up again.
He swept away the gloom, asked Huo Rin to settle his bill, and immediately left the bar.
For no reason, Huo Lin was caught and used as a trash can, and at the end of the day, he had to lose his money, so he was taken advantage of.
Jiang Tan was in a hurry on the road, but when he got home, he didn't dare to make any noise.
Because the little rabbit said he wanted to sleep alone, he happened to have some things to deal with, so he said that he would sleep in the study today.
He left the study light on when he went out, and it was on the same floor as the bedroom. When Jiang Tan walked to the door of the study, he found that the light in the bedroom hadn't been turned off, and there was still a gap in the door to let out light.
He held his breath slightly, stopped when he reached the bedroom door, and leaned into the gap to look in.
After seeing no one, Jiang Tan was bolder, pushed the door open silently, and stood behind the screen at the door.
The little rabbit was faintly visible lying on the bed, not knowing what to do, completely unaware that there was already a big living person in the room.
Jiang Tan focused slightly, and after seeing the picture on the bed clearly, his breathing sank for a moment.
Nan Huai's upper body was only covered with a large black shirt. After covering the key parts, two thin white legs overlapped and rested obediently on the black silk satin. Even his ankles were hung with a black shirt. Tie, looks like it was kicked there mischievously.
And he was surrounded by his own clothes, he seemed dissatisfied with such contact, the person on the bed rolled over and buried himself in the pile of clothes, still grabbing a piece of pajamas and rubbing vigorously.
Nan Huai only cared about her own comfort, and didn't realize that the danger was approaching at all.
After dazedly feeling that something was wrong, he subconsciously turned his head to the side, and the person standing next to him bumped into his eyes. He had been standing there for an unknown amount of time, and was looking at him with an incomprehensible smile.
Nanhuai's two red eyes stared wide open, she was so frightened that she only knew how to get into the pile of clothes, and even forgot to change the shape to reduce the size.
As a result, the upper body got in, but the lower body was lost, and was pulled back by Jiang Tan's slender ankle.
When he was pulling, the black shirt was rubbed up and slipped up. Jiang Tan frowned, pulled the clothes down, and then sat on his lap with the little rabbit, and then sat on the head of the bed, looking like he was about to be tortured. look.
Nanhuai began to pretend to be a quail, pressing her forehead firmly against the opponent's chest and refusing to lift it up, forcing Jiang Tan's hands to intensify the force, until the person's face turned red from rubbing before raising the white flag to surrender.
Jiang Tan thought it was funny, pinched the little rabbit's hot half face: "Why are you avoiding me these days, huh?"
As he spoke, he looked at the pile of clothes on the bed again, and said in a drawn out voice, "Little... rabbit, what are you doing with my clothes?"
When Jiang Tan gets excited on the bed, he likes to talk nonsense, and he especially likes to see the little rabbit's reaction after hearing it. Now that Nan Huai heard him spit out that word, smoke came from his head, and he went to block it. The man's mouth.
The verbal coercion didn't work, so Jiang Tan had no choice but to lure her into action.
The vast sea water began to roll in the air, wrapped around the little rabbit forcefully, and flowed slowly.
The little rabbit was hooked and couldn't help but move around in Jiang Tan's arms. He pressed the person, but his eyes suddenly focused on a certain place, and he stopped still, as if he saw something unbelievable.
In order to prove what he thought in his heart, Jiang Tan took advantage of the person in his arms not paying attention, joined his index finger and middle finger, and carefully pressed it on the slightly damp cloth.
Immediately, he encountered an extremely violent resistance, and was pushed to the back. The little rabbit looked at him with his hands on his chest in horror, as if some shocking secret had been discovered.
Jiang Tan rubbed the wet touch with his fingertips, his eyes were heavy, and his voice was very low: "Ah Huai, come here."
"I don't want it." Nan Huai shrank back as she said.
"Hey, let me have a look." Jiang Tan coaxed, and wanted to reach forward.
Immediately, the little rabbit groaned in grievance, and spelled out a sentence intermittently: "No... no, it's swollen."
Jiang Tan saw that his face was flushed, and deliberately coaxed him: "A Huai, are you... pregnant?"
"I...yes...I'm pregnant..." Nan Huai drowsily seemed to grasp some important clue, while repeating it to take advantage of the short emotional gap to pretend to be fierce Warn someone who is watching from the opposite side, "So you can't touch me!"
"Okay, I won't touch you." Jiang Tan put his hands behind his back, showing his sincerity, "But the baby needs my pheromone, Huai, what are you going to do?"
Nan Huai's bewildered little head was dizzy from the pheromone, and she froze for a while while snapping her fingers, before crawling towards Jiang Tan hesitantly.
The wide open neckline was swaying in front of Jiang Tan's eyes, he had to bite the tip of his tongue to maintain his crumbling sanity.
Little Rabbit was not the only one who fainted, but in order to control the situation in his own hands, Jiang Tan couldn't faint with someone right now.
After moving to a dangerous position, Nan Huai reconfirmed that the other party didn't look dangerous, so she found a comfortable position, squinted her eyes and curled up in Jiang Tan's arms.
Nanhuai hasn't cut her hair recently, and her black hair has already hung past her ears.
Jiang Tan tucked the lock of hair behind the ear, revealing the round and small earlobe, and took a small bite of it.
The man in his arms snorted softly.
Through the clothes, Jiang Tan put his hand on the little rabbit's flat belly, stroking it every now and then.
"Ahuai, do you know that there is a special situation when a rabbit is pregnant?"
The man in his arms snorted, which seemed to show that he was listening.
Jiang Tan let out a low laugh, and leaned into his ear: "I heard that rabbits have two places for babies, so while you have one now, let's put the other one as a baby too?"
"Won't it hurt another baby?" The little rabbit raised its head in his arms, blinked uneasily, and became a silly rabbit who thought he was pregnant.
"No." Jiang Tan suppressed a smile.
Nan Huai only felt that the man's hands were dishonest when he laughed, so he slapped the thief's hand off in anger after being rubbed.
The light in the bedroom was on most of the night, and it didn't turn off until it was almost dawn.
The little rabbit was crying and fussing, his voice was hoarse from the back, and he didn't know when he was re-tucked into the bed, but Jiang Tan had several dense red marks on his back.
When he was leaving, Jiang Tan specifically told him to bring the food up, and not to disturb the little rabbit at other times.
When he came back at night, what he encountered was a locked door gift bag, so he had no choice but to go through the door directly.
Two pillows came oncoming, followed by throw pillows, paper towels, clothes, socks, in short, all non-destructive objects that could be used to vent were smashed to the ground.
Jiang Tan walked in while dodging, the little rabbit had already hid under the quilt again, staring at him tremblingly.
He did play a bit hard yesterday, so he passed the things in his hand first, and then distanced himself from the bed.
"It reduces swelling. If it still hurts, it will make you feel better if you apply it."
After a few seconds of stalemate, the ointment was snatched into the quilt by the little rabbit, and Jiang Tan still refused to see his whole face, his eyes seemed to say "Why do you still have the face to stay here".
I thought it was just a small episode in ordinary life, but I didn't expect that after a while, the two of them learned of an unexpected surprise.
Jiang Yuhuai is indeed going to have a younger brother or younger sister.
The author has something to say: Who would have thought that I have been craving this stalk since the beginning of the article (light a cigarette)
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