Leader Zai Fengping was killed

One thing is clear to me.Sooner or later, Nakaya will eventually find out that I am lying.

Ah, I mean "something Mr. Mori forced me to do".

In fact, if you think about it carefully, you will soon find that something is wrong.Fundamentally speaking, it seems very strange to associate "forced" with "Dazai Osamu"-I am not boasting, just for the image of Dazai Osamu in this world.

Secondly, for his own selfish desire, Mr. Mori forces a precious anti-alien ability user who can barely be regarded as his disciple... This is no longer a problem that does not meet the "optimal solution". If one day Mr. Mori really does this, it is probably with Like the predecessors who were assassinated by Mr. Mori, their brains were broken when they got older, and they were completely lost.

Hey, did I say something I shouldn't know?Tsk, quickly forget and forget.

Closer to home, let's get back to this matter.

I am very clear that Chuya will eventually figure out that I was lying to him just now, and I also know that there is a high probability that I will be beaten after this.

But even if I told Chuya the truth about how I frightened Mr. Mori, I guess he would still be beaten, right?Now at least I have played with the little slugs, and the income and expenditure are still satisfactory.

In short, I was mentally prepared, and I would not be surprised whether the deception was exposed or beaten up.But I really didn't expect that Chuya actually sensed something was wrong by virtue of this——

"Wait." Chuya, who had changed his complexion several times, cast a suspicious look at me as if he had finally thought of something, "But the leader, doesn't he only like girls of Miss Alice's age?"

what--

Chuya, you seem to have said something serious!

I blinked and showed a cute and cute silly smile at Zhong Ye: "Hey, I was discovered."

""Hey" what is it and "Hey"! " Zhong Ye was furious, "You bastard mackerel, you have to have a limit when you tease others! "

"Hey, but I didn't play tricks on "others"! "I'm so innocent, "Chuya is obviously just my dog—"

"Bastard Dazai! Go to hell!"

Chuya's "Little Fist of Love" arrived even though it was late.

Hey, it hurts so much.

However, I really didn't expect that Mr. Huansen's innocence turned out to be the attribute of "lolicon"!

This really makes people don't know what to say. "Because Mr. Mori only likes loli, so he won't force you"——In a sense, Chuya is really amazing.

"It hurts, Chuya." I looked at Chuya pitifully.Actually, it's okay, compared to the punch Dazai gave this world when we first met, it's really nothing.

Perhaps this is the preferential treatment of the "port mafia boss"?Even if he was going to be hit, would it be relatively light?

"Shut up." Zhong also drove the car, staring ahead, not giving me any attention.

"Zhongye~"

"Hey, are you ignoring me?"

"Do you really ignore me?"

"Zhongye..."

"Chung Ye?"

Damn it, they really ignored me.

I don't know if it's because I've been teased by me again, or because I've lied to the respected leader, Mr. Mori.Anyway, Chuya seemed really angry.I'm not sure how long it will last, but I called Zhong Ye several times in a row, but Zhong Ye didn't answer me.

"It's so lonely..." I sighed, feeling depressed, "If you're too lonely, you'll die."

"That's a rabbit." Chu also squeezed out the words between his teeth.

"Chuya!" I recovered, "Have you finally decided to end the Cold War?"

Zhong didn't answer, just gave me a "shut up" look.

Hey, what a nuisance.

"Chuya..." I covered my heart, "Are you really going to snub me? I know it can't last long, because I am not qualified to be happy. I always want to steal every day, just like that I lied to myself... Unexpectedly, in just a few days, I got tired of it..."

Speaking of sadness, I burst into tears unknowingly.Sobbing softly, from time to time cast a resentful look at Zhong Ye.

I absolutely can't believe that Zhong can turn a blind eye to this utterly resentful woman's attitude that makes my skin crawl.Little slugs don't have such concentration!

"Shut up, Dazai!"

The sports car that drifted suddenly showed the driver's restless heart, and Chuya glared at me viciously, but the tips of his ears that turned red unknowingly made his anger not very convincing.

"Because I was left out in the cold by Zhongye, I'm so sad, so I can't control myself for the time being!" I said sincerely.

Uwah, I saw an incredible expression on Chuya's face.

It feels like the little slug is about to explode... Huh, huh, horrifying.

"It's so fierce, Chuya." I looked at Chuya in horror, "I'm so scared that I want to cry!"

"Huh?!" The veins on Chuya's forehead began to dance, "You bastard, do you really want to be crushed by gravity?"

I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!

Even if you really want to die, the death method of "crushing by gravity" is too painful, absolutely not.

But... well, then again, because of the passive ability of "Disqualification in the World", gravity actually has no effect on me.

But Zhongye's physical skills are also terrible.

Of course, I knew that Zhong was just being angry with me and talking harshly.If you expose Chuya at this time, you may really be beaten-in view of the fact that I only enjoyed Chuya's "love's little fist" not long ago, let's forget it today.

I literally expressed my fear.

He cried out simply and neatly.

It's definitely not the kind of tears that are unaesthetically pleasing, and there is no crying.

When I was in middle school, I specially practiced "How to shed a tear full of beauty" for a cosplay skit. Now I don't need to do this. After all, I was only fake crying, and I also knew that I was fake crying.But it is still necessary to maintain the basic sense of beauty, not to cry too ugly and embarrassing.

"Hey! Dazai!"

Unlike before when I was mistakenly thinking that I was forced by Mr. Mori and therefore suppressed crying, at this time, Chu also showed no concern because of my crying... He looked as if he was simply annoyed.

"Stop fake crying!"

This time I ignore him.

"Stop crying!"

I continue to beep.

——Of course this is just an adjective, that’s not how I cry.Alas, it's not a cute little girl, it's too strange to really cry "嘤嘤嘤".

"Dazai!"

He covered his face and hummed.

"Hey, bastard mackerel!"

Ah, Chuya, I need to teach you the truth that "cold violence is not good".

Refusing to communicate is also very bad.

Uh-huh, just like me now, responding to Chuuya's words with errands, regardless of what Chuya said...

It's a bad feeling, right?Ah, I also felt bad just now.

"Bastard, what do you want to shut up obediently!" Zhong Ye seemed to give up on himself, "Hurry up and tell me so I can do it!"

Give up, Chuya.

In fact, for this kind of situation, violent suppression is more appropriate. The so-called "retreat one step at a time", once a concession is made, the other party may gain an inch.

But Zhong Ye... ah, he is really easy to understand.

"Zhong also promises not to be cold and violent to me in the future." I still covered my face and whispered in a crying voice.

"I didn't treat you coldly and violently!" Zhong also seemed to subconsciously refute my words.

Hearing this, I started to fake cry again.

"Ah, ah, yes, I promise you!"

Ahhhhhh, Chuya is really easy to deal with.

"It can't always be domestic violence." I stopped crying and continued to make my own demands.

"Hey, I told you...wait, wait, don't cry! Can't I promise it!"

"Go home early every day."

"Don't you think your words are getting weirder?"

"Submit your salary card."

"...It's really weird, bastard Dazai!"

"So Chuya, do you agree or not?" The hand covering his face moved down, revealing the upper half of his face.I stared at Chuya, ignoring the upward arc of the corner of the mouth—anyway, the little slug couldn't see it even if it was covered by my hand. "If I don't agree, I may be too sad again..."

"Don't push yourself too hard, Dazai!" Chuya glared at me angrily, "Who do you think you are?"

I blinked my eyes: "Master Zhongye?"

"Ah, Dazai." Chuya's voice sounded extremely ferocious, "You really want to die, don't you? So urgently begging me to give you a ride!"

"No." I shook my head and put my hand down, "Chuya is acting like a spoiled child again. "Give me death", Chuu couldn't do it no matter what. "

"Huh?" Zhong also looked at me in displeasure, "Why are you so confident, bastard!"

"Ah, I don't need to say this kind of thing~" I pretended to be shy, "Chuya knows it~"

"What do I know!" Chuya roared angrily.

"Yeah~ Even though Chuya looks fierce and has a bad mouth, he actually likes me very much in his heart~"

"Huh?! There is no such thing at all!"

"At least you trust me in your heart?"

"Why would I trust a Dazai! After all, no one would trust a Dazai!"

"Oh, it hurts. But the Armed Detective Agency trusts me, the "I" of this world. "

"That's the Armed Detective Agency." Chuya's voice suddenly calmed down, and his cold tone had a feeling of repelling people thousands of miles away, "If you feel envious, you can also go to the Armed Detective Agency and see if they will accept you." you."

The atmosphere in the car suddenly became stagnant.

I didn't answer, and Chuya fell silent.

"...Anyway," after a while, Chuya broke the silence, "Your superhuman ability is "disqualified in the world"... Even with Dazai, the Armed Detective Agency probably wouldn't reject a second person with anti-paranormal abilities Bar. "

"I'll forget it." I sighed, "It's impossible for me...ah, forget it, anyway, Zhong doesn't have to worry about me going to the Armed Detective Agency. I won't leave Chuya!"

"Who, who is worried about this!" Zhong Ye glared at me angrily, "Don't be so sentimental!"

"Speaking of which, Mr. Mori asked me to help today! He asked me to help Chuya when he needed "disqualification in the world"..." I smiled at Chuya, "So, I will be Chuya for the time being "Emergency partner". "

"Huh?" Chuuya was stunned by my words.

"But there are conditions! If you ask me for help, you have to put on the posture of a young lady, and say "please" to me in a coquettish tone, so that I will agree! "

"You better get out, Dazai!"

Yay, another impotent and furious little slug!slightly slightly ~

#2 "The Leader and Heir of PortMafia" Finale