Leader Zai Fengping was killed

My life in the Armed Detective Agency was so ordinary, boring and boring.

Well, on a daily basis, it's actually quite enjoyable.

Because no one—except Ranpo-san—knows that I am not the real Dazai-kun in this world, a reliable member of the Armed Detective Agency (self-proclaimed), so whether it is Kunikida-kun, Atsushi-kun, or Kokageka, etc. People, they all treat me the way they treated Dazai-kun.

This kind of contrast is interesting from a certain point of view, and coupled with the excitement brought by the "identity swap" itself, it is not really that boring.However……

Thinking of Dazai-kun who took my place, I can enjoy Sigma's crab dishes every day.On the other hand, I can only use Kunikida-kun's card and have chazuke with Atsu-kun.

I didn't mean to say that ochazuke is not delicious, but the other one for comparison is crab meat dish!crab!Meat!material!reason!

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Dazai-kun, not only has Sigma's crab meat dishes to eat, but also a native slug to play with... He can even sleep until he wakes up naturally every day!

On the other hand, in order to show that "I am really a member of the Armed Detective Agency, Dazai-kun", I have to get off work from [-] to [-] and commute on time...

Maybe not so on time!Arriving late and leaving early are basic operations, but at least it is true to go to work every day.

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Although, compared to the former leader of Dazai, who was comparable to Ango's animal life, the life of Mr. Dazai of the Armed Detective Agency can be regarded as relaxed and happy.

However, I didn't just jump off the roof of the PortMafia building and come directly to play Mr. Dazai!

I have enjoyed a more relaxed and enjoyable salted fish life than this, and now I am no longer the Dazai Ango Zhiji I used to be!

Woohoo, I just want to live a free life of being taken care of by Chuya~ If Chuya doesn't want to, Miss Yangzi is also fine!

Fortunately, whether Mr. Fyodor, the Green King, or President Fukuzawa of the Armed Detective Agency, none of them have any symptoms of "procrastination".

Especially at this moment when the Yokohama game has entered a critical juncture, everyone is in a hurry.

Thanks to this, I didn't experience much of Dazai-kun's nine-to-five life, and soon received the task of "going to Tokyo" from President Fukuzawa as my own identity in this world.

As Dazai-kun of the Armed Detective Agency, my partner is, as always, the trusted and reliable Kunikida-kun.

The term "going to Tokyo" is obviously too broad.The specific task is to ask Kunikida-kun and I to go to the Gopillar Tower under the jurisdiction of the Non-Shiin Temple, ask to see the King of Gold, Tsuneji Daikaku, and ask the strongest king and ruler of the earth about the problems Yokohama is facing today. .

The Sword of Damocles of the Green King may fall in Yokohama under Fyodor-kun's calculation, and further, the confrontation between "capable" and "non-capable" in Fyodor-kun's plan , of course all of these must be informed to the King of Gold.

In any case, the King of Gold, who is the second king, must know the situation of the king better than these superpowers in Yokohama.Moreover, such a major event as the "fall of the sword of Damocles" that may cause tens of thousands of deaths, it is impossible to leave the King of Gold, the actual power holder who has dominated the entire country for decades.

In addition, from the mouth of "Suspected that the five declines of heaven and man were created by the "book" based on Dazai's image", Fyodor-kun has a page in his hand and is using this "book" to try to Although it is impossible to confirm whether the news of various troubles in Yokohama is true or not, I still need to inform the King of Gold, and ask about the specific information of the "book" body by the way.

This "suspected Arisu created by the "Book" based on the image of Dazai through the five declines of heaven and man" is actually me.And those news are absolutely true and can be trusted.On this point, I, as Mr. Arisu, can also testify for myself.

It's a pity that since I'm wearing the identity of Dazai-kun now, I can't say this testimony after all.

I secretly sighed in my heart for Mr. Arisu who was deeply misunderstood, but on the surface, I maintained the maturity and stability of an adult, and took over the task of President Fukuzawa very reliably as Dazai-kun.

Wow, I really grew up!Myself!

"...Hey Dazai... Dazai? Tai-zai!"

"Hey——Kunikida-kun!" I was taken aback by the huge human male face in front of me, "What are you doing so close all of a sudden!"

"It's obvious that you yourself are too distracted!" Kunikida-kun gave me a look, with a serious expression like a dean in middle and high school in the present world, "Such an important task, give me a correct attitude!"

"Okay, okay..." I responded repeatedly, and in Kunikida-kun's "too perfunctory" accusation, I shook the envelope in my hand, "Kunikida-kun~ I have time to preach here, so I should leave earlier Wouldn't it be better to go to Tokyo?"

Following my words, Kunikida-kun's expression gradually became strange.

Hmm, I can understand it!

Kunikida-kun's feelings at this time are probably—"I still want to continue preaching", "It's not enjoyable at all", "But what Dazai said makes sense", "It's important", "I really want to continue"—— Such a complex and contradictory mood!

Eh?

"Why do you know this kind of thing so clearly?"

Ahhhhh, because I have seen many of them in Nakaya!This kind of complicated emotion should be commonplace for the partner of "Osamu Dazai".

Whether it's a small slug or Kunikida-kun, they are all very caring and serious types of things.It is precisely because of this that every time I put on the posture of "business matters", their only choice is "compromise".

Although, it may not be very willing.

Hey~ This kind of serious person who resists emotionally but has to obey out of reason is the most fun to play with!

The choice of Masato Kuni Kida-kun was not unexpected. Facing my suggestion of "Leaving for Tokyo earlier", he only hesitated for a few seconds, then gave up "Continue to preach to Dazai" and chose the task.

Unlike the last time Mr. Arisu borrowed PortMafia's helicopter to fly directly to Tokyo, Dazai-kun and Kunikida-kun from the Armed Detective Agency drove to Tokyo.Of course, the reliable Kunikida-kun was driving the car, and I was the one who was carried along with the luggage.

On the one hand, it is because the image positioning of the two organizations is different. On the other hand, it is true that the Armed Detective Agency is not as rich as PortMafia.

But the main reason is that the situation was urgent last time. If you don't hurry up, Mr. Shishu might lose too much blood and die.Otherwise, even PortMafia would not use helicopters for the journey from Yokohama to Tokyo.

"After arriving at the Imperial Pillar Pagoda, you must never use such a loose attitude again!"

Kunikida-kun, who was in the driver's seat, continued the previously interrupted "Dazai Lecture" while driving.

"In front of that "King", you must restrain your usual frivolous attitude... Hey Dazai!What are you doing "

"Eh?" I raised my head and met Kunikida-kun's suspicious gaze through the small rearview mirror, "Nothing!"

While announcing this loudly, he quietly hid the phone.

""Nothing"?So what were you doing just now? "Undoubtedly, Kunikida-kun was not easily fooled by me, "Is that a mobile phone?"I said, Dazai, are you listening to me? "

Kunikida-kun seemed dissatisfied with my attitude.

But I've already figured out how to deal with it.

Let me put it this way, if I don't want Kunikida-kun to find out about my "hiding the phone", Kunikida-kun will never find out.I still have this confidence!

"Ah, Kunikida-kun, do you know?" I corrected my expression, "Scientific research has proved that the possibility of a car accident will be greatly increased if the driver communicates with others while driving, right?"

"What, what?" Kunikida-kun was surprised when he heard me say this, mixed with doubts of "Dazai is not lying" and "If this is true, then it was very dangerous just now". Scared.

"It's true! Say one more word, and the chance of a car accident will increase by 4%!" I nodded and said seriously, "I was reading this report just now, and I heard Kunikida-kun who was driving said that Too many words, it's too scary!"

"This, this is indeed a great hidden danger..." Kunikida-kun's expression also became serious.

"Kunikida-kun! You're still talking!" I was taken aback and reminded repeatedly, "Stop talking, the chance of a car accident has risen to 40%!"

"!!!" Kunikida-kun's pupils shrank suddenly, and he quickly pursed his lips and stopped talking.

"There's nothing I can do this time, and you must be careful when driving in the future!" I put on a gesture of generosity and forgiveness, and persuaded me gently, "Remember to write it down in the manual!"

Kunikida-kun moved his lips, remembering that he couldn't speak, so he nodded in response to me.

From Kunikida-kun's gaze, I can feel that he has fully listened to my words.

"Speaking a word while driving will increase the possibility of a car accident by 4%", although there is no way to record it in Kunikida-kun's "ideal" handbook immediately because he is driving, but Kunikida-kun Kida-kun must have remembered it in his mind.

This is good, very good.

I was very relieved, and my face, which had been tense and serious before, relaxed, revealing a smile of pure joy.

"Kunikida-kun!" Kunikida-kun and I met each other's eyes through the small rearview mirror, "That one just now was a lie~"

After three seconds.

"Dazai, you bastard and frivolous man!"

With a "click", Kunikida-kun, who was deceived, stopped in anger, turned around from the driver's seat, grabbed my shoulder, and yelled viciously: "There must be a limit to joking, you bastard!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Believe it~"

Kunikida-kun was very angry.I don't understand why he is so angry. Isn't this kind of thing common for "Dazai Osamu's partner"?I can't believe Dazai-kun hasn't done this before.

Since Kunikida-kun is now my partner, out of the friendship of a temporary partner, I thought about it and decided that it would be better to comfort him.

"Oh, Kunikida-kun, don't be angry~ You should get used to this kind of thing long ago! Well, since Kunikida-kun is not used to it yet, then I will continue to work hard to help Kunikida-kun adapt to "being played with"! "

"Click-"

The steering wheel, which was just cracked a crack before, was completely declared dead.