Leader Zai Fengping was killed

I seem to have time-traveled.

After realizing this, I felt a little panic in my heart.

Not because "I have crossed", but because I seem to be in a kind of...

Although I knew that I didn't mean it, I was indeed in a state of trespassing.

It's not that I'm sorry!However, in some countries, homeowners can shoot the intruder directly with a gun.Although there are still many restrictions, there is a possibility of being shot. Killed.

It's not that I'm afraid of death.It’s just that if you are shot and killed by the homeowner because of sudden crossing, which is considered “illegal trespassing into a private house”, this kind of death seems a bit too funny, and people don’t like it very much.

However, just in terms of "possibility", in fact, as long as you are in a country where guns are legal, you may be killed even if you walk on the road.

Thinking of this, the little panic in my heart disappeared instantly.

oh but seriously

I really don't understand why this happens.

time travel?Just go downstairs and cross?

Compared with time travel, it is obviously more likely that I was "xiu" moved from my home to another house in a coma, which is where I am now.

If I didn't lose consciousness during the confirmation period and just took off the bandage, I might really think so.

Really, it's incredible to think about it.It's too perfunctory to walk through the stairs!There is no sense of ritual at all!

Compared to this, I would rather believe that it was due to other reasons, such as the clothes my father kept asking me to wear...

But that is also very strange!Wearing a set of clothes will time travel?

Ah, what a hassle.

Now, the best case scenario is that the homeowner is not home at this time so I can sneak away and act like nothing happened.

What to do after slipping away?

Well, let's talk about it if we can really slip away!

I made up my mind, lightened my steps, and quietly walked downstairs.

First order, second order, third order...

When reaching the fourth staircase, a person suspected of being the owner of the house appeared.

"you guy"

The suspected homeowner who appeared at the stairs was a man who looked like a teenager because of his height.

Orange hair, blue eyes, and my ordinary black hair and black eyes are really different. There is also a black leather collar around his neck. He looks like a guy with a story!

only……

That strange little black hat on the head, tsk, the taste is worrying.

"Well... let's make a statement first. Although I don't seem to be convincing when I say this, I'm really not an illegal trespasser?"

Due to being suspected of being caught by the homeowner, my plan to "sneak away" was helplessly declared a failure.So planb played

I decided to show my weakness and sincerely express my friendliness to avoid getting hit...well, avoid getting shot!

"Huh? Illegal trespasser?" The little Mr. Hat frowned, "What are you talking about! Come down quickly, Dazai!"

Dazai?

Hey, what's the situation now?

He seems to have mistaken me for a guy named "Dazai".

At this time, in fact, it should be wrong.Just say a word of perfunctory, and then leave as soon as possible, so that you can successfully slip away!

Mingming clearly knew in his heart that he should do this, but for some reason, his mouth was uncontrollable and he spoke against the will of his brain: "But why should I listen to the little dwarf?"

Bad, bad!

What's going on, it's horrible!

I quickly covered my mouth, trying to pretend nothing happened.

"Sorry, you didn't hear anything just now, did you?"

"How could I not hear it!" Mr. Hat glared at me angrily.

However, other than that, there was no other reaction.From the looks of it, he and that "Dazai" probably had this kind of mutually damaging way of getting along. "Come down quickly, Dazai!"

"Ah, that..." Out of apologies for accidentally telling the big truth that should be kept in my heart, I decided to be honest with Mr. Hat, "My surname is actually not "Dazai" okay? "

Ah, he showed quite a surprised look!

"Aren't you Osamu Dazai?" Mr. Hat looked at me suspiciously.

I replied without guilt: "I am not!"

"Then what's your name?"

诶

Another Mr. Hat appears!

They have the same orange hair and blue eyes, the same black leather collar, the same strange little black hat, and of course the same height and appearance, standing together is like a mirror image.

A little differently, this Mr. Hat who appeared later had a long dark red scarf around his neck.

I looked at the dark red long scarf, and found that it was very similar to the one on me.

But this one on me was bought by my father, could it be that...

I decided to try out the second Mr. Hat.

"Although my name is "Ji", my surname is Mori! "

Well, be serious, don't laugh, at least don't laugh!Hold back!very good!

Maybe...the expression is not so innocent.

But I did my best, really.

"Sen?!"

The two Mr. Hats looked at me together and exclaimed.

"Yeah, it's not Dazai, you've got the wrong person!" Keep up the good work, keep going! "Speaking of which, are the two gentlemen twins? They look exactly alike."

"You are... what's wrong?" Mr. Hat No. [-] looked me up and down, "Is it pretending? You also pretend to be a little bit, what's the matter with the surname Sen?!"

"What "pretend"? "My eyes widened, and I couldn't understand what Mr. Hat No. [-] said, "My surname is really Sen, because my father's surname is Sen!"It’s been this name since kindergarten.”

"What's the name?" Mr. Hat No. [-] sneered, ""Senji"? "

"Wow, how did you know!" I was taken aback, "Could it be that you are actually an acquaintance of father or something?"

"Sorry, my mackerel seems to be a bit broken."

Unlike Mr. Hat No. [-], Mr. Hat No. [-] didn't move his hands or speak. He grabbed my collar and dragged me down the stairs.

"Hey, what are you going to do! Wait, why suddenly... Ah, let go! Don't pull the collar, this is too embarrassing for us!"

I strongly resist...

But it didn't help.My resistance in front of Mr. Hat No. [-] is like my father's coquettishness in front of Alice.Although it looks like it's working hard, it's actually not working at all.

Hey, I can't help it, because I'm just such a weak and ordinary person with no strength to restrain a chicken!

"Don't pull it, don't pull it...it's really too tight, I can't breathe..."

"It's not such a big difference, you bastard!"

"Hey, it's more than twenty centimeters."

"It's enough to lift your hand up, you bastard mackerel!"

Mr. Hat No. [-] grabbed me by the collar and dragged me to a small corner where no one was around.

Hey... scary!

What are you going to do to me!

Mr. Hat No. [-] pushed me to the wall with a "boom", and a wall dong that was not very standard because of the height restriction came: "Did you really forget?"

"Eh? What?" I tried my best not to be completely attracted by the collar on Mr. Hat's neck, "I'm pretty sure that my memory has been intact since I was a child, you guys are really mistaken!"

"You can fool him, but you can't fool me." Mr. Hat frowned unhappily, and suddenly approached me, "Smell of bastard mackerel all over your body, don't pretend, you still have business to do!"

"I wanted to ask before, what is mackerel?"

Faced with such idealistic subjective accusations, of course one has to refuse to admit and continue playing stupid!

"This gentleman, I'm sorry that I suddenly appeared between you and you... By the way, is it elder brother? Or younger brother?"

"Not brother or brother!"

Mr. Hat grabbed my collar again, and almost stuck my whole body on it. Hey, I always feel like I should be on tiptoe.

Must be on tiptoe, right?It's so small, how can you reach it without tiptoeing!

"Enough, Dazai, we can almost stop here!"

"So, it's really not..."

"Did I play too lightly last time?"

He interrupted me.

"It is indeed a little bit." I nodded and admitted honestly, "To be honest, I thought it would hurt a little bit more! It turned out that I didn't feel it at all."

"That's because your fever has just gone down!" Zhong Ye gave me an angry look, "Next time I won't let you off so easily!"

"Wow, this sentence really seems familiar"

I'm not panicking at all now.Not only did he not panic, but he even wanted to make a fuss further.

"I seem to have heard it many times before, huh, is it the nurse sister?"

"Kill you!"

I don't know if it was to avoid being heard by the other Chuya, Chuya lowered his voice, almost yelling at me angrily.

But you know, the sound of anger... is not deterrent.

No, saying "no deterrence" is being polite.

I couldn't help it.

He stretched out his sinful hand, hooked one finger on the leather collar on Chuya's neck, and pulled "biu" towards him.

Probably because he didn't expect that I would do this, so he was completely unprepared, and Chuya suddenly lost his balance and hit me directly.

"What are you doing, you bastard!"

Angry little slug is fresh out of the oven

"No, it's been dangling in front of my eyes, I can't help it..." I blinked innocently at Zhongya, "It's all because Chuya got too close! It's Chuya's fault!"

"Huh?!" Zhong also seemed surprised by my wonderful reason, "How did you come to this conclusion?"

"Yeah, it's normal for the little slug to not understand, after all, it's a little slug." I rubbed Zhongye's hair reassuringly, "It's okay! It doesn't matter if the dog is stupid! I won't dislike him!"

After saying this, I received a small fist of love from Zhong Ye who is particularly strong.

After the fight, Chuya was still angry, still frowning with an "I'm not happy" look.

"Dazai, you seem to be in need of a beating today." He looked at me with a searching look, "Did something happen?"

"Ah... so obvious?"

Well, it seems a little too excited.

"Of course! Although I usually owe a lot of beatings, but today it is completely double, no, I owe a lot of beatings!"

because I found something

Knowing that I will recover my memory soon, I am still willing to play with me in a state of amnesia...

I'm afraid it's not completely used.

"Yeah, I'm still so unhappy."

no way!I can only use a trick!

"I have a photo of the beautiful big sister here! Do you want to see it too? Don't be angry after seeing it."

"Why did I promise you such a thing!"

"Because it's really pretty! Besides, it's a picture of my mother, so Chuya really isn't interested in it."

"...Mother?" There was also a moment of stunned, "You bastard, you also have a mother..."

"Of course! After all, I'm a "human being" too! "

What is meant by "it turns out that there is also a mother", this sentence sounds so strange.

"Tsk." Zhong also curled his lips, turned his head slightly, and said pretending to be reserved, "If you want me to read it, then take a look!"

"Okay!" I took out my phone from my coat pocket, "But Chuya first promised me that after reading it, no matter what, you can't continue to be angry!"

"So, why did I promise you such a thing!"

"Because I shared my mother's photos with Zhongye, and Zhongye was the first one to see it!"

"Okay, okay...I promise you that's it!"

Um!In the end, he agreed awkwardly!

Very good, I am relieved.

I turned on my phone and clicked on the photo album

The author has something to say: Chief Jae: I lost my memory!

Among the cadres: Do you really lose your memory?

Among the leaders: Definitely pretending.

感谢在2020091321:31:402020091422:31:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: xxxx19 bottles; 9 bottles from the idle dreamer; 1 bottle from the if leader;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!