Leader Zai Fengping was killed

After some friendly exchanges, Zhong Ye and I finally reached a consensus on the personal settings of both parties.

Um?How about communication?

what……

Very friendly, very peaceful, kind of non-violent at all.

There is no such thing as a three-hit combo of the little slug "Roaring Little Fist Gravity Ball"!

In fact, it's almost time.No matter how noisy, ah, no, if we continue to communicate, it is very likely that the date will change from the "day version" to the "night version".

It's not that you can't have a night date!

Just, now?I'm afraid it's still a little early.

Chuya and I set today's settings as "lively and lovely female high school students" and "mature and stable male college students", which are very basic settings.

Because it is the first time, so I will not challenge too high difficulty for the time being.

After confirming the character settings of both parties, we began to formally discuss the content of the date.

"Speaking of dates, I want to eat crepes with Chuya!" I suggested enthusiastically, "Because I used to buy them alone and bring them back to eat. If I'm on a date, I want to eat them together on the spot!"

"Let's... eat...crepes together." Zhong also wrote the words "Let's eat crepes together" on the paper, "What else?"

"Also, add a little here."

I crossed Chuya, took the pen from him, and added the word "live" next to "eat crepes together". "Ah, I don't have dating experience, so I can't figure it out! I'll think about it next time!"

"It seems that I have experience."

Zhong also muttered in a low voice.

"Tsk, then..." He snatched the ballpoint pen from my hand, "Go ride the Ferris wheel together? "Coosclock", it seems... I heard that it is very popular among couples. "

"Okay." I rubbed Chuya's hair with my chin, "I haven't sat down anyway."

wow, ferris wheel

As expected of a little slug, she is as innocent as ever.

"It's your turn." Zhong also tapped on the paper, "Hurry up and talk."

I thought for a while: "How about going to Leibo Street to have a look?"

"Huh? Leibo Street?" Zhongya looked at me with puzzled eyes, "Why do you suddenly want to go there?"

"Because it's the place where Chuya and I met for the first time!" I explained, "It's probably the feeling of "checking in the place where we first met""

"...Forget it." Zhong also sighed helplessly, "You also do something that fits the character setting for me! Ordinary couples go to Leibo Street, can they still escape unscathed?"

"Ah, that's what I said."

I don't know why, but there seems to be something like "regret" in my heart.

If "checking in at the first meeting place" doesn't work, what else can you do?

Yeah, there's no way.

I really have no experience.

I thought I was good at this kind of thing, even if I hadn't dated before, I could do it well for the first time.However, in fact, I was wrong.

The first time is really just the first time.

With the proposal rejected, I had to continue to think about the third part of the date.

"If you really want to go, wait until next time..."

Probably because I didn't speak for too long, which caused Zhong Ye to misunderstand.

"Let's go to Leibo Street when you change to another identity setting!"

He said so.

It seems to be awkwardly expressing "Okay, I promise you, don't be unhappy anymore".

"Eh?"

I am a little surprised.

how to say

Although, when taking care of me as the leader of the port mafia, Chuya was indeed meticulous and appropriate.But my impression of Zhongye is more of "a silly and fun little slug who bursts out with a poke".

It's rare for him to be so considerate.At least it is for me.

but.

Who would say no to pies falling from the sky!

Indeed, I would not expect the pie to fall.However, when the pie really fell into my hand, I would definitely not throw it out!

"Okay, let's go together next time!" Now, I am satisfied, "Then write this item too! Just note "next time" and that's it!" "

Chuya then wrote on the paper "Let's go to Leibo Street together next time".

After he finished writing, he didn't know what came to his mind, he turned his head and looked at me: "Does the word 'next time' refer to when Dazai is dressed as a girl? "

"It's not impossible!" I didn't mind much, "But it depends on who can get the reward first."

"I will work hard!"

Ah, the little slug suddenly became full of energy.

I didn't expect Zhongye to look forward to my women's clothing so much!

Is Ms. Zhizi making an appearance?

No, "Zhizi" is too directional.

Let's change the name!

Speaking of names...

"Chuya, the girl from Chuya, what's your name?" I asked, "If we go on a date together, what should we call Chuya?"

"Name..." Zhong also seemed to be stumped by my question, and fell silent for a while.

"This question is very important." I solemnly said to Zhong Ye, "Otherwise, would you want to have a "honey" or "darling" at a time? "

That's too meaty!

Zhong also trembled when I said it.

"Dazai..." He looked at me with a complicated expression, "Give me a little control over myself!"

"I'm sorry." I sincerely apologized, "I also think it's a little too much."

Really, I also feel that some are too nasty and uncomfortable.

As if frightened by my "honey" and "darling", Nakaya quickly came up with a name Yangzi in a hurry.

Why is it called this name?

Because the pronunciation of Yangzi "youko" is very similar to Yokohama's "yokohama", even if I don't say it, I can guess it

There aren't too many names that sound like Port Mafia, thank you so much!

Love Yokohama, love Hong Kong black, what a good slug!

嘁

What a disappointment.

Mr. Arimori is enough for a person who wholeheartedly contributes to Yokohama and Hong Kong!Why add a Zhongye!

As for whether this way of writing is nostalgic for the "sheep" organization, I'd better not think about it for the time being.

……hateful.

Those who were able to pick up the newborn Chuya, who have had this trump card, the "sheep" for a long time, are too lucky.

But anyway, "Rare Limited Edition Sailor Suit Little Slug" finally has a name.

"Yangzijiang, let's go on a date together!" I took the paper with three lines written on it from the table, "Although, I only think of two projects now, but you can think about it while dating!"

It's going to be dark anytime soon.

Hurry up and go out together!

Miss Yangzi's eyes fell on the paper in my hand.

"What's the matter?" I blinked my eyes, still hesitating while not understanding.

Could it be that it's time to go out that I finally feel a little embarrassed about "women's clothing"!

"Can I add another one?" Chuya asked.

"Hey, yes." I handed him the paper again, "What do you want to add?"

"Go to the bar." Naruto looked at me.

Although I handed him the paper, Nakaya didn't write directly on the paper.

"Before you jumped off the roof of the Port Mafia building, you went to a bar."

I don't know what my expression looks like at this time.

I expect myself to be in good control, and I hope everything will go unnoticed.

But has it really been done?

Since there is no mirror in front of me, I cannot confirm.

"Ah... Zhong also knows."

"Of course I will know!" Zhong said angrily, "The secretariat has records, how could I not know!"

"The record is true, but..."

If you don't see it, you won't know.

It's not about being assassinated or murdered, and there is no question of "revenge for the leader".I decided to die by myself, I should have made it very clear to Dun Jun.

There is really no need to pay attention to a former leader who has died or committed suicide!

"Don't say anything that you think I won't read." As if sensing my thoughts, Chuya said in a warning tone, "Dazai...you should know that such a thing is impossible."

"Because..." I asked tentatively, "After all, is the leader who has been protecting the leader seriously for so long?"

Zhong also let out a displeased "tsk".

"So, the bar you went to that day." He didn't answer my question, and directly changed the subject, "I want to go together today, can I?"

"It can be..."

lupine bar?

I never said we couldn't go together.

Perhaps for the "self outside the book" and any Osamu Dazai who has spent many beautiful nights in lupin that cannot be repeated, lupine will be a very special place.

Ah, of course it is very special to me too.

But... maybe not that special.

For me, lupine bar is not a "can't share with other people" kind of place.

At least, it's okay to be with Chuya.

"It's just that high school girls, it's not good to go to bars, right?" I pointed out the question in Chuya's words, "I haven't reached the legal drinking age yet!"

"Huh? This kind of thing doesn't matter to the Mafia!"

When I joined the port mafia and received my first salary, I boldly bought a bottle of red wine to drink. Faced with the reminder that I am not allowed to drink until I am under the legal drinking age, I was blown away as it should be.

"Besides, I'm 22 now! I'm way past my age!"

"But yoko-chan is still a girl high school student." I imitated what Chuya said before, "Chuya does a little bit of things that fit the character setting! Ordinary high school girls go to bars, can they still not be punished by the school? "

"You bastard..." Zhong also glared at me angrily.

I return a friendly smile.

Finally, he and I looked at each other for a long time, and finally ended in Zhongye's defeat.

"Then it's alright if I don't go drinking?" Little Slug said unhappily, "There is no rule that female high school students can't enter the bar to drink soda!"

"That's not there."

In fact, "I" used to go to lupin, not necessarily for drinking

"Then I wrote it?" Zhong also looked at me, "You are not using the drinking age to reject me, are you?"

"That's not true, Chuya is too suspicious!" Unhappy, I snatched the ballpoint pen from Chuya's hand, leaned over and wrote "Let's go to Lupin together" on the paper, "Okay! Write it down , can we go on a date now?"

Facing my second invitation, the reserved Miss Yangzi finally agreed.

The author has something to say: Happy National Day!Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!happy holidays!

Triple

In other words, I saw a joke in the circle of friends today that is very unfriendly to a single dog like me.

Here, ask Zai Zai and Zhong Ye.

"National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival are together, when will you two be together?"

Zai Zai: I am not jealous!I am not jealous!I'm not jealous!

There are many names that can be pronounced "youko"

Yoko, Yezi, Yoko, Sakurako, this is really a surprise, etc. etc.

However, when I saw "Yangzi", I resolutely decided to be it!

In fact, it’s a nameless dog trying to think of a name qwq

Thank you "Osamu Dazai" for the deep water torpedo >3

When thanking, there is always an illusion of thanking Zai Zai.

"It's the candy that was released recently, so Zaizai is very satisfied and swiped Zhongya's card to give me a reward." This feeling ww

感谢在2020093020:16:482020100117:15:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦

Thanks to the little angel who cast the deep water torpedo: Osamu Dazai 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：太宰治58瓶；七月13瓶；悦悦5瓶；我想产粮2瓶；葡萄不带籽1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!