My days as a landlord in Gotham

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Although Li Lei didn't take Western magic classes systematically, there was such a cheating device as a system, so Li Lei still had some understanding of spiritual magic and spiritual magic in Western magic.

The English word corresponding to spiritual magic is Soul, so it can be seen at a glance that this kind of magic acts on the human soul.

According to the definition of the magical world, the human body and soul can be separated, and the soul is the most essential existence of human beings.

For example, cloning technology can perfectly copy a person, but it cannot perfectly copy a person's soul.

Or in philosophy, it means that people are "self"

The soul is the "self"

Therefore, any magic that acts on the soul is actually irreversible to people, so most spiritual magic is regarded as black magic.

Correspondingly, spiritual magic corresponds to the word Mind, which can be simplified as "consciousness"

Without consciousness, the body is just walking dead; without the body, consciousness has nothing to rely on.

Soul and body are united but independent; consciousness and human body are united and inseparable.

However, using the language of the magic world to briefly describe the difference between spiritual magic and spiritual magic really tested Li Lei's understanding of magic.

Li Lei thought for a while, and finally replied: "The result of spiritual magic is just to make '1' into '2' or '3'; but spiritual magic can make '1' into 'A' or 'A'."

Professor Snape was educated in human elementary school, so he still has some concepts about numbers and letters.

He thought about Li Lei's answer, and finally had to admit: "Although it is a bit opportunistic, it does capture the essential difference.

So Mr. Li, let's start the semester with the simplest spell.

You don't think we'll get to Occlumency in our first class, do you? "

Although Snape agreed with Li Lei's answer, he continued to sneer unforgivingly.

The flow rate of time in the meditation room is different from that of the dimension time, so Li Lei can seize the time to learn magic in the meditation room.

Professor Snape is indeed not a magician suitable for being a teacher. He has no patience for questions that are too naive or basic; especially when it comes to the most basic mistakes wizards make, he can't help but be harsh.

But if he encounters that kind of groundbreaking problem or a problem that even he needs to think about for a while, then his interest will come.

It's no wonder that in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Snape's commentary on the Advanced Potions textbook is as unorthodox as it is effective.

If the wizarding world of Harry Potter also has primary, secondary and university education, then Professor Snape is really suitable to be a teacher of higher education, and preferably a postgraduate tutor.

Fortunately, Li Lei also went to college in the real world, and he also finished his doctorate course. Therefore, after adapting to Snape's teaching method, the two people's progress immediately accelerated a lot.

It has to be said that although Snape is a somewhat mean person, he is quite responsible in teaching. In order to make sure that those potions can be used in this dimension, he asked Li Lei to exchange for him a copy of "Plant, Animal Encyclopedia of Ore and Ore According to the system, all known plants, animals, and ores in this dimension are included in this book. As for whether they can be used in potions, research is required.

And Professor Snape was able to read the entire book while teaching and at the same time correct his own potion to ensure that Li Lei could make and use it smoothly in this dimension.

"The essence of magic is exchange. We sacrifice our magic power to obtain magical effects."

Professor Snape said slowly, "Therefore, the more complicated the spell, the more advanced magic power is required to support it, so in a magic duel, the simpler the magic is, the more effective it is.

First of all, simple spells do not require much magic power to support them, which is undoubtedly the greatest news for wizards, because at all times, remember to leave yourself the magic power to cast escape magic.

Second, simple enchantments don't require too much incantation, so we can shorten the casting time to increase the frequency of casting.

Finally, the simpler spells are the better for wandless and silent spells.

Before I start teaching offensive enchantments, I hope you can master these two simplest defensive enchantments as soon as possible.

Remember, mastering, not learning.

Learning them only requires the level of an ordinary Hogwarts graduate, but mastering them is something that even the most experienced Aurors can hardly do. "

Snape waved his wand, and the incantations and casting instructions of these two spells appeared on the blackboard, "That's right, it's the 'Hindering Curse' and 'Armor Charm'.

Obstacle spells can deal with all physical attacks, whether it is giants or orcs wanting to jump at you, or wizards throwing swords or stones at you, as long as you are fast enough and the magic is strong enough, you can use obstacle spells to attack you. Defense against it all.

Even, any physical attack of the other party on you can bounce back and cause damage to himself.

Similarly, the armor spell can defend against any known spell attack, provided your magic power is strong enough.

To put it simply, the Avada Kedavra Curse of Harry Potter is just an armor curse for Principal Dumbledore to resist.

Of course, if it were me, I might have bounced the spell back to teach him a lesson.

Now, memorize spells and casting matters! "

As Professor Snape said, these two spells are actually not complicated, and any student who graduated from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry can use these two spells smoothly.

However, it can be tricky to master.

At least Li Lei's Obstacle Curse was helpless against the army of ghouls summoned by Professor Snape. It only blocked it for a few seconds before the ghouls broke through the line of defense.

"Focus!

Improve your concentration!

"Snape said coldly after dispelling the army of Infernal corpses,"

If it was a real army of Inferi just now, I don't think I can even find your corpse now.

According to my estimate of your ability, I thought you could last at least 10 minutes.

It seems that I still overestimated your concentration. In my opinion, you are another person who is wasting your talent!

The source of magic power determines the upper limit of a wizard's potential, but the upper limit of a wizard's ability is his concentration and willpower.

The more focused the wizard, the more he can ensure the strength of his magic; the more determined the wizard, the more he can ensure the speed of his magic.

what about you?

Mr. Lee!

I only saw a foolish wizard who started fooling around and thought he was invincible, ignorant and fearless, facing the army of ghouls; and when the actual combat power of the ghouls exceeded his estimation, he became a man who wanted to run away all the time. Cowards!

If possible, I think you should be thrown into the real army of ghost corpses, because anyone who wastes talent can die! "

After Professor Snape finished his poisonous tongue, he handed a bottle of blue potion to Li Lei.

"Drink it, and we will continue to test your obstacle spell in 10 minutes.

I hope you don't disappoint me too much this time! "

Li Lei took the medicine and drank it in one gulp.

It has to be said that Snape is worthy of the "Master of Potions"

Title.

Even a simple energy recovery potion, the effect of Snape's configuration is stronger than the effect sold in the system mall.

Not only is the recovery speed extremely fast, but there are no adverse reactions at all.

Li Lei decided to try to configure this potion after he left the meditation room, which was very important for a person like himself who took the mage career route.

And for Hamada Hiroshi, a technical nerd who often stays up late to develop, it is also one of the best energy supplements.

In 10 minutes, Li Lei reappeared in front of Li Lei's group of unconscious corpses who were thirsty for flesh and blood again.

Yin corpses are human bodies that have been deprived of their souls and consciousness, and these bodies have been subjected to more magical transformations, which have greatly improved their speed and strength.

Since they are all dead, the dark wizard can abandon all defenses and only focus on their attacks when transforming them.

Therefore, infernal corpses are the most terrifying and powerful means of attack for dark wizards in any era.

It is only because of the excessive cruelty of the production method of the ghoul, coupled with the need for a large number of fresh corpses, that the Ministry of Magic listed the production of the ghoul as "the most evil magic method"

one.

Any Dark wizard who makes an Inferi must be "kissed" by a Dementor in Azkaban

But even so, there are still a few dark wizards who secretly create necromancy.

When facing the Yin Corpse again, Li Lei increased his concentration.

Maybe it's really because he regards this world as a game world too much, so Li Lei is a little slack about many things.

But he also understands that if he really dies here, there is absolutely no way to send him back to the original world according to the current ability of the Dimensional Management Committee.

In order to survive, it seems that I really can't take it off.

Professor Snape waved his wand, and the corpse army rushed towards Li Lei as if they had lost control.

Li Lei immediately released the Obstacle Curse.

Compared with the first time, Li Lei's Obstacle Curse had a wider range; and the ghosts who were rushing forward unconsciously seemed to be blocked by an invisible high wall.

The high wall is so strong that there is no way they can break through it.

Relying on the residual wisdom and instinct, the Yin corpse built a human ladder, trying to climb over this invisible high wall.

But Li Lei's magic power supported a higher obstacle wall, blocking the actions of the corpses.

But because this is a magic test, the number of yin corpses is endless, and in the end Li Lei was swallowed up by the tide of yin corpses.

At the moment when he was swallowed by the tide of corpses, Li Lei couldn't help but slander the system for making the pain of the corpse eating his own body so real. Don't you know that the pain should be reduced when designing the game?

"The performance this time was a bit beyond my expectation."

Snape, who was able to end the corpse experience ahead of schedule, watched Li Lei being gnawed by the corpses until he lost all his bones before ending the corpse attack.

"The reason why many wizards look down on the barrier spell is that they think the power of the barrier spell is too weak, because the barrier wall they support may be similar to the fence of their garden.

On the contrary, you have built up an obstacle wall like the Great Wall of your home country. With this alone, your mastery of the obstacle spell can be regarded as an introduction.

However, the Obstacle Curse is not only used to impede the opponent's actions and block physical attacks, it can also rebound the opponent's physical attacks.

Mr. Li, this is very important!

Because you can use one spell to block the opponent's physical attack and at the same time feed back a physical attack to the other party, this is to achieve two effects with one spell.

No matter how good you are at silent spells or wandless magic, or how fast you cast spells, it's not as good as one spell making two spells.

Alright, this is the end of the teaching of the first class, get out with the energy recovery potion!

I hope to see you make greater progress in the next class! "

Li Lei, who was kicked out of the meditation room by Snape, was still holding the energy recovery potion, while Ted was watching him outside, as if he had something very important to do.

After Li Lei put away the energy recovery potion, he looked at Ted and asked, "Do you need to find me?"

"Master host, don't you realize that today is already Sunday?

According to the regulations of the system, I will leave you again soon.

Don't you have any questions to ask me before I leave you?

Especially when a spaceship from Krypton is heading towards Earth and trying to do Earth a disservice. "

Ted asked sadly, with a "quickly ask me"

Looking at Li Lei with a straight face.

"We already knew about the Kryptonian spacecraft, and don't we have Superman from Krypton?"

Li Lei didn't understand why Ted asked this.

According to the plot setting in the movie, Superman killed General Zod and his entourage on the Kryptonian spacecraft at the cost of smashing half of New York State.

And this time not only Superman participated, but Batman also pulled up the Justice League to call Superman.

The current Justice League still lacks Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg, and other founding bosses have joined in.

What's more, I also specially made Transformers and Gundam, isn't it just to deal with that spaceship.

Seeing that Li Lei was not interested in his own question, Ted had no choice but to reveal the answer himself.

"The Kryptonian spacecraft is not the one you said you knew, and General Zod and others have also been strengthened."

Ted said in shock, "The host should not underestimate them."

"What the hell did you do with your crappy committee?

Doesn't the timeline of this dimension have been messed up?

Then why do you add so many uncertain factors?

If you all decide to play this dimension badly, I will join forces with Riddle now and kill this dimension in seconds, okay? "

Li Lei was furious, he grabbed Ted and shook him wildly.

"Host, calm down and listen to my explanation!"

Ted finally calmed Li Lei, who was on the verge of going berserk, "The strengthening of the invading Kryptonian spacecraft has nothing to do with the committee!

It is because the timeline of this dimension is too chaotic that the system automatically strengthens the strength of the Kryptonian spacecraft.

You also know that if a story or game wants to organize the timeline the best way is to 'reboot', of course our dimension is not suitable for this method.

In addition to the 'restart', it is also a very good way to eliminate some characters on a large scale.

When some characters are eliminated, their timelines will naturally be interrupted, so the number of timelines and associated nodes in the entire dimension will also decrease geometrically.

So, this is the system self-help measure of this dimensional world.

This measure cannot be stopped or interrupted by the council. The only guarantee they can give you is that the landlord privilege is still in effect.

That is to say, you are absolutely safe in your apartment, which is regarded as the welfare care given to you by the system. "

No matter how Ted promised that the committee would ensure Li Lei's safety, Li Lei now just wanted to ask if the chairman of the committee was Ma Boyong.

Actually preparing the "Great Meteor Summoning Technique" because the story can't go on

Kill all the characters directly to force the end.

However, after Li Lei stormed away for a while, he still forced himself to calm down and asked, "How much data has been modified on the Kryptonian invaders?

If the system automatically enhances them, how big is the enhancement? "

"The host shouldn't be too excited. Just like the committee, the system itself has no way to cheat directly."

Ted replied, "For example, it is impossible for the system to improve the combat effectiveness of General Zod himself or simply turn the alien spaceship into an alien fleet.

In fact, didn't the host feel the modification of the system now?

Why is there no response to warnings from you or S.H.I.E.L.D.?

This is why the system used some alien lurkers to intervene in your actions, so that the human government can relax the alien invaders, so that General Zod and the others can fight a "blitz".

In addition, the system has relaxed the restrictions on Zod and others in the new environment of the earth, which means that they can adapt to the earth almost immediately when they come to the earth, which means that their combat effectiveness will only be higher than that of Superman.

And the system has also lowered the aura of the protagonists of you guys and lifted the aura of wisdom of General Zod and others. Don’t expect General Zod to force Superman to surrender first. They came to the earth to transform the earth and colonize the earth. Kill Superman. "

"If you don't give the villain the 'Aura of Lowering Wisdom', how will you let the protagonists live!"

Li Lei couldn't help sighing.

"It's meaningless for the host to complain now. Anyway, the system has made such a happy decision. The host should think about how to continue playing happily with the system."

Ted had an expression of enjoying it since he couldn't resist, "But don't worry too much about the host, the system has his Zhang Liangji, and the committee also has its own wall ladder.

Especially your Dimensional B&B system, which is recognized by both the committee and the system.

What kind of tenant is here, isn't he cheating openly? "

"You guys are too shameless!"

Li Lei couldn't help but jumped up.

If the tenant is controllable, the committee can arrange for Thanos to send the six infinite gems.

With the biggest cheater in the Marvel Universe, Li Lei is still worried about the Kryptonians in the DC Universe?

Exile General Zod to the edge of the universe every minute, and mine there for the rest of his life.

"It's good that the host is clear in his heart!

Don't tell me if you see through! "

Ted immediately jumped up and covered Li Lei's mouth.

"Of course, the host shouldn't expect to be able to send overly powerful helpers, not to mention that the system in this dimension will have capacity limitations, but how many of those powerful people must obey the host?

Or is it a friendly attitude towards the host? "

So Li Lei turned black again, no one guarantees that the tenant must obey the landlord's order.

And no one can guarantee that the relationship between the tenant and the landlord must be friendly. After all, most of the time, the tenant and the landlord are not familiar with each other, and it is just a passerby relationship.

So Li Lei didn't expect a real powerful person to come, because these powerful people are too proud people, how can they save face and help others?

Although the protection of the landlord's privileges can ensure that Li Lei will not be harmed by the tenant, the occasional visit by the tenant is enough to make Li Lei sick.

Therefore, Li Lei also gave up on the tenant. Suddenly, a member of the Celestial Group or the Titans came to kneel and lick him, and then helped him beat General Zod to ashes.

So, everything still depends on yourself!

"The host is too sad. Anyway, Superman can still defeat General Zod in the end, it depends on how much the earth has lost."

Ted comforted Li Lei, "Okay, this week is almost over again, and I have to go back to the committee again.

The host must gain more popularity in this dimension. As long as the importance of the host in this dimension rises, the committee's benefits will be more. "

"You go, anyway, you are also a good-looking guy."

Li Lei waved his hand, indicating that Ted could leave.

After chatting with Ted, Hamada Hiroshi found that Li Lei's face was not particularly good-looking, so he came to ask why.

In this dimensional world, Hamada Hiroshi is the person who knows Li Lei's secret best.

Not only did he know that Li Lei had a system mall that could exchange almost everything, but he even knew that there was an existence behind Li Lei that was above everything in this world, so he was not at all surprised by Li Lei's foresight.

He will even take the initiative to understand the future development trend so that he can better adapt to the needs of the times when designing equipment.

After listening to Li Lei's explanation, Hamada Hiroshi couldn't help but smile bitterly, "This is really a not-so-smart but very effective method, and it conforms to the simple and direct principle."

Hamada Hiroshi knows that unlike human judgment, which is disturbed by emotional factors, the judgment of a machine is absolutely rational, so the suggestions given by the machine are often absurd in the eyes of humans, but they are very effective when you think about it carefully. .

But as a human being, who can turn a blind eye to the massacre?

Just as Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi looked at each other speechlessly, zero o'clock came quietly, and there was a gentle knock on the door.

Hearing the knock on the door, Li Lei knew that the tenant must have come from ancient times before the Industrial Revolution. After all, with the urbanization effect brought about by the Industrial Revolution, doorbells became more and more common.

Since he is an ancient man, it seems that he has no effect on the Kryptonian invaders.

Although Li Lei was a little regretful, he still opened the door very politely.

Standing outside the door was a monkey in cassock with a thunderous face.

Just when Li Lei was a little surprised, the monkey took the initiative to chant the Buddha's name, "The poor monk is the one who defeated the Buddha in the Western Ultimate Bliss World.

This time I went down to earth to trouble Tanyue, I hope Tanyue is not to blame!

The poor monk came from afar, I wonder if I can give up a cup of tea? "

"Sun Wukong?"

Li Lei was so frightened that he didn't know what to say.

For people in the Chinese cultural circle, Sun Wukong's influence on them is no less than that of Superman and Batman on people in the Western cultural circle.

If you want to vote for a superhero in China, Monkey King is definitely the undisputed No.1; while in the West, supporters of Superman and Batman may have to fight for it.

It's just that the monkey in front of him, which seems to be dying of old age, does not fit Li Lei's imagination of the unruly saint who is making troubles in the sky?

Li Lei really couldn't associate this polite monk with the arrogant Monkey King.

"Are you really Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven of Huaguo Mountain in the Aolai Country of Dongsheng Shenzhou?

Why is it nothing like it? "

"Oh?

Tanyue actually knew the poor monk? "

Sun Wukong laughed rather self-deprecatingly, "The title of 'Monkey King' is a nickname given by the poor monk when he was young, which made Tan Yue laugh.

Since learning scriptures from the Western Paradise, the poor monk has been conferred the title of Fighting Victory Buddha in the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss.

The poor monk usually just recites the Buddha's name and reads the scriptures, but his mood has been a little uncertain these few days, so he encountered a "dimension homestay system".

Since it is fate, the poor monk came here to have a look.

I didn't expect that there are people who know the past name of the poor monk in the world countless thousands of worlds away from my planet. It seems that the poor monk really has a predestined relationship with Tanyue. "

The monkey in front of him only said that he was fighting against Buddha, as if he wanted to completely cut himself off from the title of Monkey King.

Although Li Lei didn't understand why, Li Lei still silently avoided the topic.

He brought Sun Wukong to the living room, and made a cup of Tieguanyin.

Although it is called "Iron Goddess of Mercy"

But Li Lei thought it was just an ordinary oolong tea from China.

To drink authentic famous Chinese tea in western countries, one needs contacts, but Li Lei does not have such contacts.

But Sun Wukong didn't dislike it, took a sip, and said: "There are such fragrant teas beyond thousands of mountains and rivers, so this trip is worthwhile.

Dare I ask Tanyue, where will the poor monk be placed tonight?

The place doesn't need to be very good, as long as the poor monk has a place to sit.

It would be even better if there is a place where the poor monk can wash his hands and wash his hands. "

Li Lei took Monkey King to the guest room, and then explained to Monkey King the various facilities in the room and how to use them in great detail.

Sun Wukong just listened quietly, only raised his eyebrows occasionally, but soon returned to his calm appearance.

After Li Lei finished his introduction, Sun Wukong thanked him again: "Thank you Tanyue.

Unexpectedly, beyond thousands of mountains and rivers, the life of the human race is so convenient.

It’s no wonder that Tanyue’s family no longer worships the Buddha, and there’s no need to recite the Buddha’s name in such a life…”

After leaving this thoughtless sentence, Monkey King closed the door.

Li Lei didn't understand Monkey King's words, but it was rare for him to think too much, so he went straight to the basement to find Hiro Hamada.

When Hamada Hiroshi asked about the tenant's name, Li Lei said Monkey King's name without thinking.

After hearing the name, Hamada Hiroshi's hands trembled, and he asked: "Who did you just mention?

Sun Wukong?

Is it the Monkey King in "Journey to the West" or the Monkey King in "Dragon Ball"? "

As a Japanese descendant, Hiroshi Hamada also heard the story of "Journey to the West" and read the comics of "Dragon Ball" when he was a child, so he is no stranger to the name Monkey King.

Therefore, when he heard the name of Monkey King, Hamada Hiroshi also had a feeling of "seems like an old friend".

a feeling of.

"It is the Monkey King in "Journey to the West", and it is also the Monkey King after the successful Journey to the West."

Speaking of this, Li Lei couldn't help sighing, "Do you think it's really happy for a monkey to be canonized as 'fighting and defeating Buddha' by Tathagata?

Back then, the monkey was the king who occupied Huaguo Mountain in a carefree way, robbed the Dragon Palace, made trouble in the underworld, stole flat peaches, and fought against heavenly soldiers and generals. Now I see him so quiet and peaceful like an old monk. Say hello to me, I suddenly feel good heartache.

Monkey shouldn't end up like this. Shouldn't he be suppressed by the Tathagata for 500 years before attacking the Paradise of Paradise? "

"Didn't someone say that Monkey King after the 'True and False Monkey King' in Journey to the West was actually replaced by a six-eared macaque?"

Hamada Hiroshi said, "Because Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva found that Sun Wukong was really disobedient, even if he put on a magic spell.

Simply let the six-eared macaque who is more obedient and obedient to them replace Monkey King naturally.

After all, in Difu Di Ting, Di Ting means that there is a higher existence preventing it from telling the truth.

Who can make the entire underworld compromise? "

Just when Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi were talking about Monkey King, Monkey King also smiled wryly in the guest room.

In the past few days, his state of mind really couldn't calm down, and he didn't know what was going on.

Logically speaking, I have practiced Buddhism for tens of thousands of years, and my state of mind has long been like a pool of stagnant water.

But now, Monkey King really doesn't know what other Buddhist scriptures can suppress the turmoil in his heart.

He sat up from the bed, took a deep breath, and opened the curtains to look at this strange city.

Although Monkey King doesn't know where Gotham City is and what it represents.

But the smell of depravity and corruption in the air of Gotham City still reminds Monkey King that this place is probably full of all kinds of evil.

If it was Tang Seng, I'm afraid he would give up his life to preach to influence those bad guys who don't know what to do?

A cold sneer appeared on the corner of Sun Wukong's mouth.

Sun Wukong doesn't like the Buddhist scriptures "put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately"

And I prefer the "Heaven's Retribution is Unhappy" in the human world

Since the heaven has established the underworld and the six realms of reincarnation, what reason do Buddhists have to interfere with the reincarnation of the heaven?

Good people must suffer in exchange for possible happiness in an unknown afterlife?

And the wicked can get rid of the fate of falling into the realm of animals, hungry ghosts and asuras as long as they repent before dying?

Among all the Buddhas, the only one Sun Wukong likes is the "hell is not empty, and he will not become a Buddha".

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

Although like other Buddhas, the ideal of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva also carries the "white lotus"

like "holy"

breath, but he is a Buddha who really practiced his ideals.

His stay in hell is worth a few yuan.

The sea of ​​blood in the underworld is not a place where ordinary monks can stay. Sun Wukong himself will be infected by the breath of the sea of ​​blood and become extremely violent after staying near the sea of ​​blood for a few days.

But Ksitigarbha can recite scriptures day after day at the edge of the sea of ​​blood, just looking for a chance of relief for those ghosts who have fallen into the Asura realm.

Although Li Lei is a complete atheist, he still has a little respect for religious believers.

After all, for those loyal believers, they are one of the few idealists in this materialistic society.

Li Lei somewhat looked down on idealists, but he had to admit how terrible it would be if there were no idealists in society.

In order to take care of the eating habits of Monkey King, a Buddhist, Li Lei used a lot of fruits and vegetables for breakfast, and also used a very healthy cooking method with less salt and no oil.

You must know that Li Lei is from Hunan, and Hunan cuisine with heavy oil, salt and pepper is Li Lei's favorite.

Monkey King came to the dining table after washing up and saw the vegetarian breakfast, clasped his hands together and said, "Tan Yue has a heart."

"Master Sun, there is no need to thank you. It is good for your health to be a vegetarian once in a while, even if we don't believe in Buddhism."

Li Lei said.

"If you have a Buddha in your heart, you can see the Buddha with your eyes. Tanyue doesn't need to pay too much attention to his skin."

Sun Wukong and Li Lei played a game of wit.

After breakfast, Sun Wukong said that he was going to go around and said that he didn't need to follow him.

Regarding Monkey King's request, Li Lei had nothing to worry about.

With Sun Wukong's cultivation base, there should be no one in this dimension who can hurt him, right?

As for his appearance, do you think Sun Wukong's 72 changes are just Jolin Tsai's album?

So Li Lei briefly introduced several famous landmarks in Gotham City, and let Monkey King walk around at will.

After Monkey King left, Li Lei turned on the TV to watch the news.

Generally, the TV programs at this time are either morning news programs or daytime talk shows. The morning news programs mainly focus on life information, such as what new electrical appliances are on the market, where are the harvests of fruits and vegetables, or entertainment and sports news, in short. are some relatively "soft"

The news is mainly aimed at housewives.

As for the daytime talk shows, they are the housewives' favorite, and they are just short discussions among parents.

Although both are talk shows, late-night talk shows are generally satirical about current affairs, while daytime talk shows are filled with a sense of warmth.

Either Oprah said in tears that she would give a house to a certain single mother, or Ellen handed a big check to the grassroots inspirational people who had been choking for more than ten minutes on the show.

Watching this kind of talk show too much seems to think that the United States has entered the world of Datong, where everyone has true affection and true love everywhere.

As long as you have a dream, you can make a fortune in the United States; it doesn’t matter if you can’t get up for a while, Ellen, Oprah, Dr. Phil and other chicken soup masters will bring villa keys, car keys and Citibank checks to help you A helping hand.

In this regard, Li Lei can only hehe.

I think it would be better to watch more evening talk shows to learn about the real America.

However, today’s morning news seems to be a bit different. The live news room, which used to be full of handsome men and beautiful women and decorated with bright names, has been replaced by an exclusive news room for the flagship news programs of major TV networks, and the news that appeared on the screen The anchors are all the anchors of the major TV networks.

Especially the "breaking news" on the news mirror

and "live"

The words also indicate that the current news is extremely important.

"According to the news just released by the North American Aerospace Defense Command, just half an hour ago, an unknown alien spacecraft broke into the Earth-moon orbit and is currently parked in the geostationary orbit.

Now let's connect with the reporter at the Observatory to see if there is any latest news. "

The anchor said with a serious face, and then the screen cut to a certain observatory.

The Atlantis News Network, which reported the alien spacecraft in advance, ushered in a frenzy of ratings. Today's program simply broke the previous arrangement and management, and all of them were "special reports".

and "breaking news"

format to broadcast.

Since the Atlantis News Network has all the pictures of alien spacecraft from entering the solar system, plus they also have conclusive evidence that the alien spacecraft may come from Krypton and have a close relationship with Superman, so Atlantis News No matter the completeness of the information and the accuracy of the comments, the news programs of the Internet are several streets ahead of other TV networks.

Some foreign TV networks, such as the BBC, Al Jazeera, and TV Network, simply bought the signal of Atlantis News Network to rebroadcast.

However, our news program only aired for half an hour, and suddenly everyone found that their TV signals were interfered.

like america