My days as a landlord in Gotham

(four)

"Macro, revise our destination."

After reading the information, Li Lei ordered, "Our destination is changed to the White House in Washington DC."

Then Li Lei called out the Red Queen again, "Hacking the communication system of the White House, I hope to get in touch with the current President, Mr. Donald immediately.

By the way, synchronize my call with him to the Office of the Secretary of Defense, the Office of the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and the Office of the Director of National Intelligence in the Pentagon for broadcast. "

"Are you going to make big news today?"

Hiroshi Hamada is driving the Poseidon and has already started to take off, "not only to chat directly with the president, but also to let these military leaders and intelligence chiefs see.

Our identities are semi-public, aren't you worried that they will send two F-22s over and blow up our apartment?

I don't like having agents and spies outside our apartment. "

"Don't worry, even if they have the courage to nuke Gotham City, I can ensure that our apartment will be safe and sound."

Li Lei said with a smile.

And at this moment, the Red Queen reminded Li Lei that she had completed the task just now.

So Li Lei started talking to the president who is considered to be the most reckless and stupid in American history, "Mr. Donald, I think you will be surprised by my sudden appearance.

But I want to remind you that you have no time to be surprised by my presence, because you will be even more surprised by the news I bring.

Given the importance of these messages, I will take them directly to the White House to explain them to you.

In order to ensure that you fully understand what I have said, I recommend that you notify your Secretary of Defense, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, National Security Advisor, Director of National Intelligence, Director of CIA, Director of the FBI, and NSA right now. Director, and your foreign affairs adviser.

Of course, if you think it is necessary, you can also notify your vice president, secretary of treasury and secretary of state to attend the meeting together.

I can assure you that an unprecedented war has begun! "

"Sir, I don't know who you are!

If you take this as a good joke, I promise you, you will spend the rest of your life in the toughest prison in America! "

Donald did not expect that when he was preparing to tweet at the White House, a strange voice suddenly invaded his communication system.

What annoyed Donald the most was that the White House's security system was helpless against the intrusion. Not only could it not track down the source of the interference, it couldn't even block the intrusion.

As a bossy business tycoon and the leader of the free world, it was the first time that Donald felt that someone was more powerful than himself. Can this be tolerated?

Absolutely unbearable!

You have to know that I am the standard male protagonist model of Long Aotian, Zhao Ritian, and Ye Liangchen written by the writers of those little and aristocratic families. As the most popular male protagonist in the male channel, how can he be bullied by an inexplicable homosexual in the female channel?

So Donald began to summon the old man, but the reality gave Donald a big slap. Although the old man existed, he did not belong to him.

Then Vice President Mike, who was actually a grandfather, walked in. He saw his presidential baby sitting behind the president's desk with a flushed face.

As one of Donald's so-called friends, he understands that this is the president's "unhappy baby"

Emoji.

But Mike can't go over to his president and say, let me comfort you with a hug.

Fortunately, Mike already knew what happened, and he asked, "Do you want to notify the military and the Secret Service?"

"No!"

Donald shook his head unhappily, "They'll think I'm a coward.

I'm going to be the greatest president in the history of the United States, and I can't give in to this little hack.

By the way, I am the champion of the eight consecutive Trump Cup shooting competitions in New York City, and I will use my pistol to teach this little hacker a lesson!

I'm going to take a photo with a hand|gun and tweet it.

Michelle, you contact the NRA and say that I am willing to take a rifle and tweet that I want to defeat hackers from Russia. How much are they willing to sponsor me for?

Then contact those rifle manufacturers, whoever pays more for advertising, I will use his rifle.

Also, get my image stylist and PR director in right away, and we're going to do some hacker-facing looks.

By the way, let my exclusive photographer also get ready to take pictures of my glorious and heroic appearance! "

"Hong, during the last presidential election, you didn't vote for this president, did you?"

Unbeknownst to Donald, his voice had been broadcast simultaneously in the Pentagon and the Office of the Director of Intelligence through Red Queen's relay.

Li Lei, who advocated contacting the president, already felt that his IQ was being humiliated. He thought it would be better to go home and have a good sleep.

"This is your president of the United States?"

Just when Li Lei decided to forget the news that he was going to meet the president, Ying Zheng suddenly spoke.

"With such an IQ, he can also be president?

You are not an electoral system, are you all idiots? "

"American citizens have never been eligible to directly elect their president. The so-called 'democracy' slogan is for those fools."

Hamada sarcastically said, “Every state has a so-called Electoral College, and they vote for the president on behalf of the citizens of the state.

It should be noted that these electors are not responsible for the opinion of the constituency in which they were elected.

In other words, his constituency may be against Donald, but as long as he is persuaded by Donald's policies or charisma, he can vote for Donald regardless of the public opinion in his constituency.

And according to the electoral system, except for a few three states, the electoral votes of the remaining states are all 'winner-take-all' systems.

For example, in our state of New Jersey, there are a total of 15 electoral votes.

If Donald got 8 votes and his opponent got 7 votes, but in the actual statistics, all 15 votes belonged to Donald.

Therefore, if you can win the three major votes in California, Texas and Florida, even if you only win one vote, basically the president is yours.

So in fact, presidential elections are operational.

For example, Texas and Florida are very typical conservative states. As long as you advocate anti-immigration, anti-abortion, but the ban on guns, and finally shout a few words that you want to protect the domestic industry, then Texas and Florida will basically be stable. Tickets for several other old industrial states are also yours. "

"So that's it, this is the American democratic system."

Ying Zheng showed a clear expression, "To put it bluntly, these systems are designed to deceive the middle and lower class people who have a little money and a little knowledge but are not at the bottom?

Those who are really rich have already participated in this game called democracy; and those who are really wise have already seen through this hypocritical trick, and either simply out of sight and out of mind, or participate in in.

But even so, it's too childish to elect a fool as president, isn't it? "

"His Royal Highness, do you think Americans are smart?"

Hamada Hiroshi asked, "The vast majority of Americans do not know how to do mental arithmetic with hundreds or even ten digits; many Americans think that the world is only the United States and Canada, and there may be some Americans A little smarter also knows Mexico and England.

If you look at American baseball games, there are only American teams and a few Canadian teams, so people dare to call it the 'World Finals'.

Except for a few elites, Americans have long been ruined by the easy life and the so-called 'no one left behind' absolute egalitarian education system. "

"Indeed, I also looked at the education in your world.

I admire you for being able to face so much knowledge, but I despise your attitude towards studying.

You have to know that in my time, if I could read a book, it was almost a month or even a few months of happiness.

This is not the feeling of the poor family. Even though I am the king of Qin, I am eager for knowledge.

Mr. Landlord, do you believe that even if you want to assassinate me, if you have knowledge that I don't have, I'm still willing to worship you as my teacher.

It's just that when I meet you, I will make my guards be a little more vigilant. "

The King of Qin said, "But you not only don't respect these knowledge, but you actually want to be happy while learning.

Learning knowledge is actually a kind of practice, which is a kind of behavior against the sky.

Because only smart people can stand at the top of all the people. If you want to be the top person, you must suppress all your desires and study hard.

Can this be happy?

joke! "

Amidst the discussions, the Poseidon quietly appeared on the back lawn of the White House in an invisible form.

When Hamada Hiroshi came into contact with the stealth status of the Poseidon, the alarm system of the entire White House was activated immediately.

Then I saw countless heavily armed soldiers surround the Poseidon, even the Apache circled on the back lawn, and the fighter jets scrambled to the White House.

Surrounded by soldiers, Donald appeared with the rifle provided by the sponsor.

Ahead of him, jittery gaffers and cameramen struggled to capture Donald's heroic side.

Donald first posed a few poses, and then took out a mobile phone sponsored by South Korea's Four Star Company to take a photo.

But while uploading, the phone suddenly exploded.

The sudden explosion of the four-star mobile phone made everyone nervous, and Donald was crushed by the soldiers.

Donald paddled his hands and feet angrily, but no one noticed.

"Should I be glad that my own nationality is not your American?"

Li Lei looked at Donald and asked Hamada Hiroshi.

"There are only so many great presidents in the United States, and the rest are dumber than the last.

However, the emergence of President Donald also caused a problem. There will be no more stupid president than him in the future. "

Hamada Hiroshi replied calmly, "But how do you think we should go on?

There are helicopters and fighter jets on the head, and special forces are all around, and the rhythm of falling into a box. "

"Haven't the U.S. military been showing off their battlefield command system?

Why don't you teach them how to behave? "

Li Lei asked with a smile, "After you control their command system, let the fire control systems of those helicopters and fighter jets be automatically locked.

Then I go down and use imitation to make their weapons completely useless.

By the way, Jason, here's a little character for you.

Keep President Donald in check, but don't hurt him or those around him.

After Li Lei gave his orders, the helicopters and fighter jets circling in the sky immediately realized that they had completely lost contact with the command center, and at the same time, their fire control systems and friend-or-foe identification systems were all faulty.

At this moment, they didn't dare to force manual fire at all, because without a fire control system, they couldn't be sure what they would hit.

And the absence of an identification friend or foe system means that other armed forces of the US military will recognize them as "unidentified persons"

And once you fire, it will automatically adjust to "enemy"

it's over