My days as a landlord in Gotham

(one)

It was the first time Li Lei encountered a robbery since he got the landlord system and came to Gotham City.

Of course, if we take the experience of the previous owner of Li Lei as an example, the number of robbery incidents will be more. After all, this is Gotham City with simple folk customs.

In fact, it is not just Gotham City. In many cities in the United States, armed robbery is a matter that bothers the public and the police. There is a standard set of coping strategies, and this set of plans has also been recognized by the robbed party and the robbed party, and it is even written in the instructions for immigrants and tourists.

This set of plans is, when facing a robbery, obediently present your cash and watch; the robbed promises not to take your life and other items in the wallet.

Li Lei actually followed this plan. After all, he really only had $5 in cash in his wallet, and the rest was his driver's license and a few bank cards; as for his watch, it was a watch designed by Hamada Hiroshi for spying. , communication spy tool, and was directly copied by Hamada Hiroshi in the appearance of a custom model of Patek Philippe.

Although the robbers would want a watch, they would not dare to ask for a million-dollar luxury watch. First, the identity of the owner of the watch is definitely not easy. Second, such an expensive watch is not easy to sell at all. Get into trouble.

The robber wanted Li Lei's watch and wallet so blatantly, either he was just a rookie or did it on purpose.

A rookie will never be alone when he comes out to rob, and a veteran will not rest assured that he will take guns. After all, robbery and homicide are crimes of two worlds.

"Brother, I only have $5 in cash in my wallet, what do you want my wallet to do?

And my watch, can you sell it if you take it away?

Judging from your appearance, it is the first time you come out to find a job, right?

I advise you in a word, you have to be smarter in this line of work to live longer. "

Li Lei was almost sure that the little gangster in front of him should be sent by someone to mess with him.

If he is forced to do it himself, then the fact that Li Lei, who is the actual head of the Special Biology Management Office, is a special creature cannot be hidden from the public.

Maybe everyone doesn't mind Li Lei being a special creature in his community, but it is very debatable to have a special creature lead the special creature management office.

Li Lei's threat made the gangster hesitate, and Li Lei took the opportunity to let the Red Queen take over all the monitoring equipment nearby. In case of emergency, Li Lei even activated the electromagnetic pulse generator on the watch.

This generator can disable all electronic equipment within a radius of 1 kilometer around the wearer, even military equipment.

After activating the electromagnetic pulse generator, Li Lei knocked the gun in the gangster's hand to the ground with a wave of his palm, then grabbed the gangster's hand and threw it over his shoulder, then fixed the cross to lock the gangster on the ground.

After a complete set of professional joint skills, the little gangster only felt that his arm was about to break.

After Li Lei took out the handcuffs and locked the gangster aside, he called Director Gordon, who was silent for a while and said, "I'll let Captain John Jones come over to take over this man.

Don't worry, I will give you an explanation. "

It has to be said that even though Director Gordon is an innocent policeman, he is still familiar with the way the police handle cases.

Director Gordon doesn't believe that there are still underground forces in Gotham who don't know Li Lei. As long as there is no personal grievance against Li Lei, no family or gang will dare to provoke Li Lei.

So Director Gordon also felt that there should be a mastermind behind this little gangster.

"Mr. Li, I didn't expect that we would meet under such circumstances."

In less than 10 minutes, John Jones drove his police car and appeared at the entrance of the alley where Li Lei was.

John Jones looked at the little bastard who was groaning at the side, and then checked his injuries, "Very beautiful joint skills, and a very standard treatment plan, even the strictest lawyer can't find Mr. Li to do it evidence of harm."

Captain Jones waved his hand, and naturally his subordinates put the little bastard on the line.

Captain Jones lit a cigarette for himself, and then asked, "Has Mr. Li offended anyone recently? It's not easy."

"I seem to have offended a lot of people recently."

Li Lei replied with a smile, "But it doesn't matter, in most cases, I can handle them all.

This time I don't embarrass this kid because I hope to let some rumors out through him. It's best not to provoke me if it's okay.

Next time, next time I won't be so kind. "

Li Lei left after speaking, while Jones smoked silently there.

"What happened to the little bastard on the way home?"

As soon as I got back to the apartment, I heard Hiroshi Hamada's nervous greeting, "I obviously set up enough monitors nearby, how did this little bastard sneak in?

You must know that our face recognition system is very advanced, and our criminal database is not only connected to the federal database, but also connected to the databases of Canada, Mexico and even Interpol.

How did he escape our monitoring?

It's incredible! "

"Actually, nothing is impossible."

Li Lei calmly poured himself a glass of iced mineral water with lemon slices, "Can't we just find a clean gangster?

There are not too many children who are willing to work for the Sopranos or gangsters.

And there might be kids from some public schools among them, whose backgrounds are, of course, clean.

Give them a little brainwashing, teach them to shoot a few shots, and then throw them out as cannon fodder.

Very basic operation. "

"You don't seem very worried about these things?"

Hamada Hiroshi looked at Li Lei suspiciously, "You already have a plan?"

"From the time I started clearing those magical creatures, I have already realized this.

I am not a big star or a public figure, and I insist on appearing in front of the public every day.

In the future, I will just take the black tiger when I go to the company or office. With the defensive ability of the black tiger, you should have nothing to worry about, right? "

Li Lei said with a smile.

"Don't worry, I will apply to the office for the qualification to wear a gun. Although it may not be as strong as the opponent's firepower, it at least gives me the right to shoot."

"Okay, since you've decided that way."

Hamada Hiroshi nodded and said, "I'm going to strengthen Heihu's armor, how about replacing it all with Zhenjin?

By the way, I recently used Mandela metal and glass to make a special alloy glass. It only needs to be about 15 mm thick, which can resist rocket|rocket|cannon close-range attacks without affecting the transmission of light at all.

And I will add a 'fortress mode' to the black tiger. Once switched to the fortress mode, the vibrating gold shield outside the car window will also fall, and the wheels will also be retracted into the car.

Unless you are thrown directly near the explosion core of the Tsar Hydrogen | Bomb. "

Tsar Hydrogen mentioned by Hamada Hiroshi | Playing "Big Ivan"

It can be regarded as the most powerful weapon manufactured by human beings, and the manufacturer was naturally the mighty Soviet Union back then.

When this hydrogen | bomb exploded in the air, the entire Eurasian continent was pushed south by 9 millimeters.

Of course, the Soviet Union produced only one hydrogen bomb.

Moreover, the power of this hydrogen | bomb not only successfully frightened the United States, but also frightened the Soviet Union itself, so the follow-up development plan was naturally put on hold.

"In 'Fortress Mode' you can use the anti-gravity system to move.

However, our anti-gravity system is not particularly good in terms of propulsion, so the speed will be limited to about 120 kilometers per hour.

how do you feel? "

"Xiaohong, all I can say is that it's so cool!"

After reading Hiroshi Hamada's design proposal, Li Lei didn't know how to evaluate it.

In fact, the black tiger itself is not weak in combat power. The existence of the two big killers, the positive electron gun and the super electromagnetic gun, is enough to make Li Lei proud of all war weapons when driving the black tiger.

But now Hiroshi Hamada has to strengthen his defense, and the future Black Tiger is worth looking forward to.

After receiving Li Lei's confirmation, Xiao Hong went to reform Black Tiger, while Li Lei was discussing a problem with Ted.

"Isn't there any relevant equipment for detecting the ultimate gem on the committee?

I can't just test my luck and wait for the gems to come to me, can I? "

Ted shook his head, "The ultimate gem quest is a task that the committee can't get involved in, and even this quest is meant to test the luck of the quest participants.

If you're unlucky, you deserve to be intercepted by someone else.

And to some extent, the host has been lucky.

On the one hand, your gem box can shield other gem owners from sensing you, but on the other hand, it does not interfere with your sensing to other gem owners.

As long as you don't use the gem's abilities at will, other gem owners may not know that you have gems for the rest of their lives.

If you insist on showing off everywhere, then I can't help it either. "

"I understand what you mean.

If I were to experiment with the abilities of gems, I'd go to the ruins of Atlantis. "

Li Lei said.

"It's really a good option there, and under the system-enhanced landlord privileges, no one should be able to enter."

Ted said, "But for the use of gem abilities, I still have to remind the host to use them with caution."

"Okay, you should go back too.

I don't know who the new tenant is this time?

By the way, I haven't had a female tenant come here for a long time. "

"The female tenant is here, so you don't have a chance?"

Ted stabbed Li Lei silently, "He will only stay with you for five days, do you think you can sublimate your relationship in just five days?

Of course, if it's just physical communication, I think it's still possible.

But remind the host, don't kill people, otherwise they will be found by the time bureau! "

"Fuck off!

Do you think I'm such a vulgar person?

I've gotten rid of the low-level interests. "

Li Lei looked like a sage.

Ted fell down suddenly after making a joke. Li Lei was no stranger to Ted's strange way of leaving the body.

He took the teddy bear doll that had lost the soul of the lamp to his bedroom upstairs, and Ted's bedroom was in the closet of Li Lei's bedroom.

As the relationship between the two heated up, Li Lei deliberately emptied a large part of the closet for Ted's bedroom.

After placing Ted in place, Li Lei went back to the living room downstairs to wait for the new tenant to arrive.

When the floor-to-ceiling antique clock in the living room struck twelve midnight, there was a knock on the wooden door of the living room.

Li Lei got up and opened the wooden door, and then a very tempting scent of roses came over the surface.

In front of Li Lei, a very attractive woman stood there, dressed in luxurious palace attire.

Seeing Li Lei's dazed eyes, the woman seemed to have gotten used to it, she smiled lightly and said, "Mr. Landlord, shouldn't I invite my servant to come in?

The outside is more exposed, and the servant is weak. "

Li Lei remembers someone saying a controversial saying, that is, "The word 'Yao Ji' is the biggest criticism and the biggest compliment to women."

Before seeing this woman, Li Lei thought that this sentence was just a chicken soup sentence similar to a famous Weibo quote.

But when he saw the woman in front of him, Li Lei realized why he was with the "Demon Girl"

The attributive before the noun is often "disaster for the country and the people"

The.

There is Helen in the western world, while the woman in front of you in the eastern world is Daji.

"I was abrupt."

Li Lei led Daji into the room.

Li Lei has already checked the information. This Daji is not the Daji in the history books, but the Daji in "Fengshen Yanyi", and it is also the Daji who has been possessed by the nine-tailed fox.

"I didn't expect the famous Nine-Tailed Fox to come to me."

In the world of monsters in China, the nine-tailed fox Su Daji is not a powerful monster. After all, Su Daji was suppressed by Nu Wa in the end, and then beheaded by Jiang Shang.

But in the world of monsters in Japan, the nine-tailed fox is the ultimate boss.

Even Abe Seimei, the most powerful onmyoji in Japanese legends, can only suppress it with his life, and can't kill Nine-Tailed Fox at all.

Li Lei had an idea in his mind, that is, he didn't know who was stronger, himself or Daji.

As if seeing through Li Lei's mind, Daji smiled lightly and said, "Mr. Landlord is an interesting person. I came to your house as a guest, but you want to drag me to compete. Wouldn't it be disappointing to the night like water?

In such a good time, you and I should have a good glass of wine, and then talk about our lives.

I don't know if the landlord can have good wine and food here? "

"Naturally there is no shortage of good wine, and of course there is no shortage of delicious food."

Li Lei replied with a smile.

Since the girl took the initiative to invite her to drink, how could Li Lei persuade her in person?

Soon Li Lei found a bottle of self-brewed rice wine in his wine cabinet, which was not strong enough, and combined with the brewing process of Japanese sake, he added some cherry blossom petals.

It's a pity that Hamada Hiroshi teased that it's good to use this wine to please girls, but I'm afraid few men like it.

Since Su Daji mentioned it, then it is just a matter of borrowing flowers to present Buddha.

As for the delicacies, it is not difficult to cook a few side dishes immediately with Li Lei's income.

Soon, on the table in the restaurant, more than a dozen plain white bowls and plates were placed.

The dishes in the bowls and dishes are excellent only in terms of color and aroma. Even Su Daji, who had enjoyed wine pools and meat forests in the harem of King Zhou of Shang Dynasty, was also attracted by this table of small dishes.

After Li Lei asked Daji to take a seat, he divided the rice wine he brewed into a small blue and white porcelain wine bottle.

The vial was placed in a small basin with water, which was placed on top of a red peat stove.

The raging flame in the charcoal stove has already heated the water in the basin, and the heat is slowly and continuously heating the blue and white porcelain jug through the warm water.

Seeing that the aroma of the wine had been forced out by the heat, Li Lei picked up the jug and filled his and Daji's glasses.

"It's such a beautiful wine, the color alone is not inferior to Yaochi fine wine."

Su Daji sighed.

The ancient wine-making process is actually not particularly good, especially when there is no major breakthrough in the purity and alcohol content of the wine.

For example, the so-called "green ant wine" that was still popular in the Tang Dynasty

In fact, the impurities in the wine were not filtered out; as for the three bowls of the Song Dynasty, in fact, even now, people with a little drinking experience can keep three bowls.

And Li Lei's brewed rice wine is extremely clear. Although cherry blossoms and other things were added later for the taste, the color of the wine is only a touch of crimson, and the taste is still extremely long.

After Su Daji finished drinking, she thought about it carefully, and then said, "It really is good wine!

Mr. Landlord is really sincere. "

"If the guests come to the door, if you don't even have good wine, wouldn't you let down the beauty of this beautiful day?"

Li Lei laughed.

Looking at Li Lei's pure eyes, Su Daji suddenly said, "You know what?

You made me sound like an old friend.

For practitioners like me, worldly desires are just passing clouds, and I have long since forgotten them.

But he was different. When he appeared in front of me, my Dao heart, which had been cultivated so immovably as a mountain, actually moved.

Whether it is a demon or a fairy, it is the most terrifying thing to touch the heart.

But I told myself, if he also likes me, I will take him to the ends of the earth to wander.

Even if Empress Nuwa wants to beat me to death in the future, I don't care.

Because, I like him!

However, he escaped...he didn't reject me, because I knew that he also liked me in his heart, he could deceive himself but he couldn't deceive my eyes.

He said that I am the king's woman and he is not qualified.

What qualifications do you need to like someone?

If he likes it, he likes it, but he dare not!

Why is the guy I like a coward?

Even if he said, 'I like you, but I'm sorry. 'I'll feel better too.

But, he didn't, he just avoided me besides avoiding me.

He even hinted to the king that he hoped the king could stop me.

What do you think I ended up doing? "

Li Lei probably guessed who that man was, and his end was really not a good one.

However, as an excellent listener of stories, Li Lei still asked with some face, "How did you treat that man in the end?"

"I told Wang that he was trying to do something wrong to me.

The king became angry and killed him. "

Su Daji said lightly, "But this is hard to understand. I only hate him, so I asked someone to chop him into a meat paste and make steamed cakes for his father.

His father is said to be a god-man who can predict world events and understand the past and present.

But that's all, he couldn't even tell the difference between the steamed cakes made from his son's meat.

He ate two steamed cakes and praised the chef's skill.

I really laughed to death! "

Having said that, Su Daji gently wiped the corners of her eyes.

"I'm not crying, I'm just laughing until tears come out.

Do you think this story is funny? "

"We should drink to this story of laughter and tears!"

Li Lei filled himself and Daji with wine and raised his glass.

"Yes, the story does deserve a drink."

Su Daji also raised her wine glass, and took a gulp.

"Miss Daji, in fact, I have always been puzzled, maybe only you can know the answer."

Li Lei asked suddenly.

"What answer do you want to know?"

After Su Daji drank several glasses of wine in succession, her cheeks had already turned red.

"Have you thought about what to do next?

After you complete the task, do you think Jiang Ziya will let you go? "

Li Lei said.

"Anyway, I'm also a big monster under the seat of Empress Nuwa, so what can he do to me as an abandoned disciple of human race teaching?"

Daji said disdainfully.

"Conferring the gods is originally a matter of the three religions of their human race, and our demon race is just helping them.

Besides, without the consent of Renjiao and Chanjiao, Empress Nuwa would definitely not have the courage to make this decision. "

"You even dare to criticize Empress Nuwa."

Li Lei did not expect Su Daji to be so courageous.

"Hehe, you are not a place where she can know, why should I be afraid if I speak my heart?"

Su Daji said indifferently, "During the Lich War, if she could stand up, then the Yaozu wouldn't end up like that.

In order to fight for the last time, Donghuang used his life to ring the Chaos Bell.

As long as she can appear at that time, with her cultivation base combined with the Chaos Clock, coupled with the remnant Zhoutian Starlight Array of the Monster Race, it is not that our Monster Race has no chance of turning the tables.

It's a pity, for the sake of her saint's dignity... She created the human race and ignored the human race. As a result, she got nothing but the title of "human mother".

Later, she gave up on the Yaozu at a critical moment. How many of the Yaozu are willing to listen to her now?

If she hadn't held the 'Demon Calling Banner' refined by the Demon Emperor back then, do you think the three of us would have obeyed her call?

So, it wouldn't surprise me if I ended up being dropped by her.

From beginning to end, all she thought about was her title of saint. After all, she even gave up on her own brother back then. "

"Since you clearly know your own destiny, why do you still choose?"

Li Lei didn't understand.

"Didn't I say that?

I am not voluntary. "

Su Daji sighed, "Do you think that thing calling the demon banner is just calling us?

You are wrong, that is the magic weapon refined by the Demon Emperor with the whole clan as an oath.

As long as you are a demon, you cannot escape the control of the demon banner.

If I refuse, then as long as the person holding the demon banner has a thought, I will be destroyed immediately.

Unless I can also become the immortal saint, I cannot refuse any order from the owner of the demon banner. "

Li Lei accompanied Su Daji to drink until after four o'clock in the morning, and Su Daji, who was finally overwhelmed by alcohol, returned to her room under Li Lei's guidance.

Li Lei told Su Daji how to use the facilities in the room and where the clothes were, and then turned around to leave.

"Actually, it's okay if you don't leave tonight."

Su Daji said flatteringly.

I have to say that Su Daji is worthy of being a nine-tailed vixen, and Li Lei almost wanted to stay just because of her appearance just now.

Fortunately, the system stopped Li Lei in time, and Li Lei said awkwardly: "Miss Daji, can't you use your spells?"

"If your Dao heart is strong, my spells will be useless at all."

Daji said with a smile, "But you can resist in the end, which also proves that your heart for the Tao is far better than ordinary people.

Ok, I'm going to take a shower and go to bed. "

"Then I wish Miss Daji a good dream."

Li Lei said goodbye with a smile.

Back in his room, Li Lei also took a shower. After all, he was cooking and drinking just now, so the smell was not so pleasant.

Li Lei, who was soaking in the bathtub, began to recall what Su Daji had said to him. As expected, "Fengshen Yanyi" was not that simple.

It's a pity that I don't need to manage the world of "Fengshen Yanyi", so how dark that world is has nothing to do with me.

Li Lei submerged himself in the bathtub. In the warm water, he couldn't hear anything.

On the contrary, the sound of his heartbeat was so clear, and as his body floated, Li Lei could still hear the sound of water sloshing.

After taking a bath, Li Lei wiped it clean and lay down on the bed, ready to sleep with his eyes closed.

Too many things happened in the past two days, and I became the target of public criticism all at once, maybe this is what one must bear to become a leading actor?

There is a woman singing far, far away beside my ear, "You must know how to let go, learn to be brave, learn to bear, and learn to grow up..."

"This is Li Lei's apartment, but his apartment has very strict security measures. More importantly, he has also set up many magic traps and magic defenses."

In the dark, one person was talking to another.

"He can also do magic?

Since he knows magic, why does he still deal with us?

Is he crazy? "

said another.

"It's not clear, but it's impossible to sneak into his house and assassinate him."

"Okay then, let's retreat first."