Dressed as a palace cat butler

Fang Tishuang soon realized one more thing——

He is barely naked now, except for a small light yellow shawl hanging around his neck.

This small shawl was just right for the cat's body, but now that it was hanging around his neck like this, it couldn't cover anything, so it seemed a bit nondescript.

Immediately afterwards, he felt something strange on the top of his head, and when he touched his head, he was surprised to find that besides the hair, there were two fluffy things on the top of his head, which looked like cat ears.

Suddenly, something lightly brushed against his calf again, Fang Tishuang was startled and almost didn't cry out.

But upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a snow-white cat tail!

If it's just naked|naked, there is a high probability that people will only be regarded as a shameless pervert, but with this pair of cat ears and a cat tail, isn't that something only monsters have?

Fang Tishuang was terribly flustered, for fear that someone would suddenly open the door and step into this room.

Sometimes when Wan'er wakes up at night, she will come to this room to see him... If it happens that she comes again tonight, then how should I explain it?

The point is that he can't stay naked like this all the time. Someone will come in after dawn.

At that time, the palace people in the cattery will definitely surround him naked... Help!Just thinking about Fang Tishuang makes her want to find a hole in the ground and get in first.

Fang Tishuang tried her best to mobilize her thoughts, and finally came up with a barely feasible solution.

Then he took the blanket from the kitten's nest, and wrapped himself around the deadly part first.

Afterwards, he walked to the door of the house, made enough mental preparations, and then pushed the door open a small crack, revealing one eye, and observed the situation outside furtively.

It was dark outside the house at this time, light snow was blowing in the cold wind, the moonlight was dimly shining in the black sky, and there was not even a single person in the courtyard, which made Fang Tishuang slightly relieved.

The cold wind coming in through the crack of the door made Fang Tishuang, who was only covered by a thin velvet blanket, shiver from the cold.

Fang Tishuang summoned up her courage in the room, opened the door, and rushed out lightly.

In the winter night, the snow outside had just started to fall, Fang Tishuang was stunned at this time, shivering from the cold wind, and got into the courtyard where the eunuchs lived in the cattery with ease.

Fortunately, he has lived in this cattery for a long time, and he can clearly see every corner and nook inside, so he easily let the cat into the eunuch's house.

There were a few eunuchs in the house who were grunting loudly, accompanied by the sound of grinding their teeth and a few indistinct dreams from time to time. Fang Tishuang leaned on her body, and secretly carried away one of the palaces they put aside. Pack.

After carefully changing his clothes, Fang Tishuang stole another clever man's hat, which could barely cover the two ears on top of his head, and then he found a pair of boots from the row of boots on the ground. Fits barely.

But before he could fully put it on, suddenly another eunuch in light sleep raised his eyelids slightly on the bunk, and muttered something in a low voice, as if asking him if he was going to the latrine.

Fang Tishuang was so frightened that she didn't dare to move, she stopped putting on her shoes at that moment, and didn't continue to put on her boots until she heard another snoring sound in the room.

Finally, he stole a small bronze mirror from the house, quietly walked out of the house, and took advantage of the moonlight to shine on his face outside. Although he was not very clear, at least he could see that what was in the mirror was still his original self. The face did not grow cat eyes, three-petal mouth or the like.

Fang Tishuang breathed a sigh of relief.

It wasn't until she relaxed a little at this time that Fang Tishuang realized that her feet were almost frozen and numb when stepping on the ground, and it took a long time for her to recover.

Fang Tishuang walked out of the yard in a little confusion. He had been thinking day and night about turning back into a human, but now that he really turned back into a human, he didn't know what to do.

After thinking about it, he still planned to go to Cao Silang first, take this opportunity to explain to him quickly, and let brother know that he is not dead.

Fang Tishuang didn't stop on her feet, lowered her head slightly, and rushed to Cao Silang's residence in a hurry.

Fang Tishuang took a shortcut because she was afraid of bumping into the courtiers and nobles in the imperial city and causing trouble.

Unexpectedly, just a few steps into the Furong Garden, he caught a glimpse of a figure behind a budding wintersweet tree. Fang Tishuang really didn't expect that someone would stay up late at night and stay in the Furong Garden Looking at the scenery, Dang even was startled, turned around and wanted to run.

He had just turned half of his body when he heard the man in front say coldly, "Stop."

The moment he heard his voice clearly, Fang Tishuang's mind suddenly went blank, and even his consciousness went blank for a moment.

Why does this person's voice sound so... like Pei Ye?

"Which palace are you from?" Pei Ye's voice was very close now, as if he was beside him.

Fang Tishuang bit the bullet and turned around. He looked down at the tip of his shoe, and could only catch sight of the golden hem of the person in front of him embroidered with water foot waves... It was undoubtedly the little emperor.

"Why didn't you answer?" Pei Ye glanced at him, only to see that the little eunuch in front of him estimated that it had grown to his chest. The palace robe on his body was obviously too loose for him, and the hem was covered with snow on the ground. wet.

It looks like someone is wearing the wrong clothes.

Fang Tishuang was busy imitating the appearance of the palace people, and saluted Pei Ye in front of him, but he didn't dare to make a sound.

The first is because he doesn’t know how to answer Pei Ye’s question, and the second is because... since he became a human, he hasn’t had a chance to say a word. He even has cat ears and a tail on his body. Could it be meowing?

Isn't it a crime of disrespect to meow at the emperor when he is questioning him?

"Are you dumb?"

Fang Tishuang lowered her head and nodded in panic.

Pei Ye narrowed his eyes slightly, obviously not believing it at all: "Are you really dumb? As far as Gu knows, this palace will not allow a dumb person to work in the palace."

He said so, but Fang Tishuang still lowered his head and refused to say a word, Pei Ye suddenly admired his courage.

"Raise your head for Gu to see." He said again.

Fang Tishuang raised her head obediently, Pei Ye looked at it carefully for a moment, her face looked unfamiliar.

Willow eyebrows and almond eyes, small lips and nose, porcelain white as snow, hair as dark as ebony, very thin, but with two slightly bulging milk fats on his cheeks.

Such a beautiful person, once seen, will never be forgotten. Pei Ye has a good memory, he clearly remembers that he has never seen this face before.

However, there are too many palace people in this palace, and it is impossible for him to see all of them.

This kid doesn't look very old, he should be a newcomer who just entered the palace in the last batch. Pei Ye had seen older ones before, and when he suddenly bumped into him, he was at a loss and didn't dare to speak. What's more, what about this child who still looks childish?

"Forget it, you can accompany Gu for a walk."

His words once again exceeded Fang Tishuang's expectations, but he didn't dare to disobey, so he could only nod his head, and followed silently.

At night, the Furong Garden is also deserted.

Fang Tishuang followed Pei Ye step by step, and suddenly only the sound of their footsteps, the cold wind passing by the treetops and branches, and the extremely subtle sound of falling snow rustled were left in her ears.

What came out of the shop was the incense on Pei Ye's robes, the main tone was like the smell of burnt sandalwood, mixed with a little bitterness of medicinal fragrance, and seemed to contain the cold fragrance of pine and cypress.

Fang Tishuang had never smelled such a fragrance on anyone else.

Maybe because he is the emperor, Fang Tishuang couldn't help thinking, so even the incense must be unique.

Pei Ye didn't speak, and neither did he.

In this way, the two passed through one wintersweet tree after another, walking aimlessly and slowly in this snowy night.

Until Pei Ye stopped by a small lake, Fang Tishuang saw him squat down suddenly, stretched out a pale hand from his sleeve, and tapped the water in the lake.

Fang Tishuang was very curious, so she followed his example, rolled up her wide sleeves, and poked the calm water surface with her fingers.

At this moment, Pei Ye suddenly turned to look at him.

Fang Tishuang thought that she had accidentally broken the rules again, so she quickly put her hands back into her sleeves, then got up in a hurry, and put on a gesture of apology.

"It's okay." Pei Ye didn't have any anger on his face, but only a calmness and indifference that didn't match his age. "Studying is also an advantage."

"There are hot springs at the bottom of this small lake, so even in the cold winter, the lake here will not freeze." Pei Ye didn't know who he was talking to, "The entire landscape of Furong Garden was designed by the late emperor himself. of."

"The courtiers and officials criticized him face-to-face for his enjoyment of pleasure and his neglect of state affairs. In private, literati and students always sighed, 'Poor night at the front table, don't ask the common people and ask the ghosts and gods'【Note】." Pei Ye suddenly tilted his head when he said this Looking at Fang Tishuang, "What do you think? Do you think he is a good emperor?"

Fang Tishuang didn't know about these court affairs, but only knew that the war caused his grandpa to never return. He died on the Liaodong battlefield, and even his bones could not return to his hometown.

All he knew was that his mother took him to Chang'an alone to join his uncle. On the way, he had to eat and sleep in the open, so he didn't have enough to eat and couldn't wear warm clothes.

It's the same when I'm at my uncle's and aunt's house, life is still tight, and now I think of it, there is only one word "bitterness" that can't be said enough.

Fang Tishuang didn't want to lie, nor would she know how to lie, so she shook her head slightly.

"You child, you are not very old, but you are very courageous."

Fang Tishuang wanted to say in her heart, you are not much older than me, why are you barking like a child.

But just thinking about it, even if he could speak at this time, he didn't dare to speak at all.

He obviously didn't say anything, but Pei Ye's attitude towards him seemed to have softened compared to before.

"In this palace, there are many smooth people, but honest people are rare." Pei Ye said lightly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Tishuang saw a lot of palace people holding lamps in the distance, shouting intermittently: "Saint..."

Pei Ye raised his index finger at him, then suddenly reached out to touch his waist, Fang Tishuang couldn't help but dodge back.

Pei Ye fumbled for nothing, showing some doubts on his face, this little eunuch didn't even wear a belt badge.

Seeing that the palace people had already come here, Pei Ye returned to the indifferent look when he first met, but whispered in his ear, and said in a commanding tone: "Come here again tomorrow night."

Fang Tishuang was still in a daze with just such a sentence, but the others had disappeared.

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[Note] From "Jia Sheng" written by Li Shangyin in the Tang Dynasty.

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