Dressed as a palace cat butler

"Saint, it's getting late," Qi Chunye looked at Pei Ye's expression, and then reminded him in a low voice, "Master Kitty thinks it's time to go back."

Fang Tishuang remained calm, but nodded his head in his heart: let him go back to the cattery quickly, Pei Ye would have to scare him from time to time staying here.

"Let Su Jing take it back." Pei Ye said.

Qi Chunye nodded: "Yes."

Su Jing, the Zhonglang general who was waiting outside, longed for the opportunity to hug the kitten, so when Qi Chunye brought Fang Tishuang to him, Su Jing immediately agreed happily.

While gently stroking the warm fluff of the kitten's body, he carried him steadily towards the cattery.

When they got to the place, Su Jing reluctantly let Fang Tishuang through the small door that only kittens could pass through. Fang Tishuang went into the courtyard, and saw that his room was still lit from afar.

So he quickened his pace, clawed open the crack of the door with his front paws, and squeezed in.

The door squeaked, waking up Wan'er who was dozing off at the table. She turned her head to look at the kitten with sleepy eyes: "It's already this hour, why did the master come back?"

Fang Tishuang jumped onto her lap, and then complained helplessly: "Meow!" Don't mention it!

Wan'er hugged him tightly, and said in a low voice: "I haven't seen you come back after waiting all night. I'm really panicked. You just cultivated into a human body yesterday. I think it's because your cultivation is not diligent enough. If you accidentally make trouble in front of the emperor Once a big change comes to life... I really dare not even think about it!"

Fang Tishuang: ...

What does it mean to have cultivated into a human body, and what does it mean to not be diligent enough?He's just a human, okay?What on earth has Wan'er been thinking about all day?

She paused, and then continued: "It is said that it is on duty, but there is no way for the kitten to be on duty to this point..."

Fang Tishuang took this very seriously, and immediately nodded her head.

"In my heart, I was afraid that the master accidentally appeared and asked the saint to be killed secretly. I was so scared that I was so sleepy that I didn't dare to close my eyes." After she finished speaking, she yawned with tears in her eyes.

"Meow meow meow." You go back to sleep.

Wan'er is sleepy, but more is the curiosity of Fang Tishuang: "So you can't become a human every night? Is this something you can control yourself?"

Fang Tishuang shook her head.

Wan'er's face suddenly mourned: "That's over, if one day you are in front of the emperor..."

When she said this, Fang Tishuang was shocked immediately.

He didn't even think about this - if one day when he was on duty, he suddenly transformed into a human body again, and he still looked like a rascal without clothes... Bah, it really wasn't the biggest problem that he was wearing clothes at that time .

Anyway, if that day really comes, Pei Ye will definitely not let him go!

Worrying is nothing but worrying, but Fang Tishuang's worrying about it is very limited. He has always been an optimist. For things that have not happened yet, he feels that it is not worthwhile to feel pain in advance.

When the pain is over, if you find that the bad thing did not happen in the end, you will spend a good time worrying in vain, and if the bad thing does come true, there is no need to worry about that time, anyway, there will be no ending What a substantial change.

Since you can't resist, you might as well let nature take its course.

Fang Tishuang thought wildly like this, and fell into a deep sleep again.

It was early morning.

Today is a ten-day holiday, so it is rare not to have to go to court, but Pei Ye's habit of getting up early is hard to change for a while. After getting up early and practicing swords, the emperor will go to Qingning Palace to pay his respects to the queen mother as usual.

Pei Ye slowly boarded the sedan chair, and when the guard of honor took a few steps, he seemed to suddenly recall something, and turned his head to ask Qi Chunye: "Is this the way to the cattery?"

"If Your Majesty is going to greet the Empress Dowager, it will not be on the way. I think it will take some effort and more detours."

"Then let's go there too," Pei Ye said, "Don't tell that fat cat to stay lazy and sleep, if this continues, I'm afraid it will become a pig."

Qi Chunye couldn't help but responded with a smile: "Yes—the saint is going to take the two sons and masters to Qingning Palace to pay his respects?"

The people sitting on the sedan chair were noncommittal, and after a pause, they said slowly: "With that little fat cat around, it will be more lively."

"Your Majesty said yes."

At the same time, Fang Tishuang, who was still sleeping in the nest, didn't know that she was being missed again, but the tip of her nose suddenly itched, and the kitten subconsciously turned her head to the side and sneezed.

After a while, Wan'er and Ze Huan came in hastily from outside with breakfast and warm water.

Wan'er helped the little cat rinse her mouth and wipe her face, and said, "Just now someone passed on the other side, saying that the saint will stop by to pick you up later, and he wants us to feed you breakfast as soon as possible, so as not to starve you." .”

After she finished speaking, she turned her head and said to Ze Huan: "Don't get in the way here anymore, go and remind them that they must dress neatly today, and the snow in and out of the courtyard has been swept away, ready to welcome His Majesty."

Ze Huan hurriedly withdrew to inform the others, while Fang Tishuang ate lazily on the small table, her movements were frizzy, and she stained her freshly washed face again.

Wan'er didn't pick up the driver, she was already flustered, and seeing him so mischievous, she said angrily: "You, the sage came to pick up the master in person, that's an honor that no one else can ask for, you are welcome, And so lazy."

Fang Tishuang didn't bother, and while eating porridge, she thought to herself: Bah, what kind of honor is that?

Pei Ye came to pick him up early in the morning. It was the weasel's New Year greetings to the rooster. It's not a good thing to appoint—don't take him to visit the Nanyu Garden on a whim. That fierce lion made him do it last night. A night of nightmares.

Not long after Fang Tishuang had breakfast, the emperor's mighty guard of honor outside had already arrived in front of the cattery.

Before Wan'er and the others heard the movement, they hugged the kitten and waited at the door of the cattery to be greeted.

Although they moved to Daming Palace, the palace servants in the cattery had little chance to see the emperor on weekdays, so most of them were too scared to even raise their heads when Pei Ye came.

As soon as the guard of honor approached, the palace people saluted in that direction tremblingly.

"waived."

"Mian—" Qi Chunye repeated the emperor's words in a sharp voice, so that each of them could hear clearly.

The people on the sedan chair condescendingly looked at the little palace maid kneeling in front, paused for a moment, and then said, "Wan'er?"

"Your servant is here." Wan'er, who was named in vain, jumped in her heart, and raised her head in response. Seeing Pei Ye stretching out her hand, she obediently handed over her master.

Until the guard of honor left in a hurry, Wan'er's heart was still beating.

The young emperor had a pair of extremely beautiful red phoenix eyes, with long and dense eyelashes, which added a bit of "softness" to his slightly sharp facial features, and his well-defined eyebrows slanted into his temples, giving him a clear and unrestrained temperament. .

Apart from the distinct coldness in his eyes, and the unique coldness all over his body, which gives people a sense of distance that is aloof and difficult to get close to, Wan'er can hardly find any flaws in his appearance.

She had never seen him before, but he remembered her name, which made Wan'er feel a sense of novelty and excitement.

At this time, Fang Tishuang, who was nestled in Pei Ye's arms, was once again enveloped by the familiar scent of incense from the emperor.

Every time he entered Pei Ye's arms, he didn't dare to be active again, like a dead cat, motionless.

The whole cat on this "noble two-legged mount" was dumbfounded and tight, and it would have been better to walk around on the ground!

The emperor's sedan chair soon arrived in front of Qingning Palace, Pei Ye raised his hand slightly, and softly called to stop.

He was still young and strong, if he swaggered in a sedan chair to pay his respects to the Queen Mother, he would inevitably fall for the truth, so he had no choice but to get out of the sedan chair and walk to the Queen Mother's bedroom in person.

This Fang Tishuang of Qingning Palace was more diligent than Daming Palace before, and there are his enemies here, so the kitten pricked up his ears as soon as he came in, wanting to know if the dog is still there today.

Fast-forwarding to the Empress Dowager's bedroom, Fang Tishuang's ears twitched suddenly - he heard that very annoying voice again.

He immediately turned his head and saw that the vicious dog was tied to a stone pillar under the eaves.

When a pair of enemies met for the first time, they naturally bared their fangs.The vicious dog still remembered the last time the kitten threw a dead mouse to scare it, and when it saw him, it was so angry that it gritted its teeth, so it preempted the cat and let out a fierce voice: "Wow!"

Fang Tishuang was not to be outdone: "Meow!"

He was being held in the arms of the emperor now, and he was a bit arrogant, arrogantly making an ugly face towards it.

The dog on the other end looked like a firecracker that had been set on fire, and suddenly rushed towards Fang Tishuang recklessly, but unfortunately, halfway through the run, it was caught by the dog's rope.

It had no choice but to pluck up its breath and bark wildly towards Fang Tishuang: "Woof! Wang! Wang!"

Fang Tishuang hurriedly retorted: "Meow! Meow! Meow!"

Probably because he felt that meowing like this was very imposing, so Fang Tishuang changed his tune and began to bark like a dog: "Wow woof woof! woof! woof!"

The vicious dog bared its teeth again, and continued to respond to him with its tail upright. The cat and the dog were arguing like hell.

Pei Ye, who was on the sidelines, had a headache from their quarrel, so he simply put the kitten on the ground: "If you want to quarrel with it, stay here and be with it."

As soon as Fang Tishuang fell to the ground, she immediately panicked.

Taking a closer look, the rope that ties the dog doesn't seem to be that strong... The dog is so strong, it might break the rope and rush over to bite him to death.

Fang Tishuang weighed the pros and cons, and finally the cowardly cat came behind Pei Ye, and then wailed and coquettishly: "Meow meow~"

Immediately afterwards, he rubbed the emperor's brand new boots obsequiously.

When Pei Ye picked him up, the little cat immediately regained its fighting power, turned its head and fired at the vicious dog again: "Wow, woof!"

Pei Ye gave him a cold look: "Are you still arguing?"

Fang Tishuang gave up immediately, and snorted softly and softly: "Meow~" Stop making noise.

Seeing that the kitten stopped barking, Pei Ye hugged him and stepped into the Queen Mother's bedroom amidst the terrifying barking of dogs.

The author has something to say:

Kitten backed by the emperor: "Wow, woof!" (toes up)

Kitten with no support: "Meow meow meow~" (poor)