Dressed as a palace cat butler

After the emperor's Qianqiu birthday, as usual, the whole country would have to rest for another two days, although Pei Ye felt that this day was neither serious nor light, and there was no need for the whole country to rest at the same time.

But the rules have always been like this. If he changes it rashly, even if he intends to be diligent, it will be annoying. Pei Ye's foundation is not stable now, and he doesn't want to do such a thankless stupid thing.

But in addition to discussing politics and reviewing memorials in the court, he usually read policy exams, practiced swords and exercised his body. alright.

The emperor looked down at the kitten in his arms, and was about to ask it something, when he suddenly heard the kitten's stomach growl.

The voice was so soft that Pei Ye almost thought he had misheard, but the next moment, the sound was repeated again, and it was much louder than the last time.

This time the emperor heard the truth, he stretched out his hand and lightly poked the kitten's belly: "Hungry again?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the kitten curled up immediately, and hurriedly used its two front paws to block its defenseless soft belly: "Meow!"

The emperor was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he had accidentally poked the itchy flesh of the kitten, and then he scratched the little raccoon slave's chin with a half-smile: "Are you ticklish?"

When Fang Tishuang saw his expression, he felt that something was wrong, and was about to turn over to escape, but Pei Ye quickly grabbed his two cat paws.

The little cat frowned immediately, and began to bark its teeth and threaten him: "Meow!" Let go!

Pei Ye was not afraid of him, so he folded the two paws and squeezed them into his right hand, and stretched out an index finger in the other free hand.

Fang Tishuang: "!"

The next moment, Pei Ye moved his fingers, and poked him twice inhumanely. It was very interesting to see the kitten curl up its stomach and shrink its hind legs with itching.

"Do you still dare to flirt with Gu in the future?" He slightly stretched his tone and asked calmly.

Seeing that his fingers were about to fall down again, Fang Tishuang's scalp tightened immediately, and she blurted out: "Oh!"

Both of his paws were restrained, only his two hind legs could move, so he subconsciously moved his two hind legs, trying to kick the emperor away.

Pei Ye glanced at his pair of hind feet, and then said calmly: "Kick, one kick will buckle two bags of dried fish, and two kicks will bring that dog from Qingning Palace to the cattery to accompany you. "

The little cat didn't dare to move immediately, Xiaoyu was detained for a small job, he could still go to Concubine Yun to ask for it, if he really recruited that dog master, how will he live in the future?

Then he shook his head sensibly: "Meow meow!"

He promised not to dare again in the future.

Pei Ye was very satisfied, so he repeated the old trick again: "Do you want to learn etiquette and behave well in the future?"

The little cat nodded again hastily.

One person and one cat confronted each other like this for a while, Pei Ye saw his sincere eyes, so he finally let go.

As soon as Fang Tishuang was free, she immediately turned over, turned her head and turned against him, and rushed over to make a gesture, intending to bite Pei Ye's finger for revenge.

As a result, when he looked up, he saw that the man looked at him with that half-smile look again, and stretched out his finger to him, which was kindly brought to the little cat's mouth.

Although he was speechless, Fang Tishuang felt that if he opened his mouth, what he would say would be "Try to bite me"?

The little cat's face changed, and his actions suddenly changed from vicious to flattering. He first rubbed his head against Pei Ye's wrist, and then licked his fingertips flatteringly, expressing that he loved his fingers very much and would never There is no evil thought to bite it.

Pei Ye's eyes moved, and he was about to withdraw his hand, but saw the kitten suddenly pounced on him again, biting his cuff gently to vent his anger.

After avenging his revenge, he shrank his head back again, and then ran away immediately in a cowardly manner.

The warmth that had just floated up in Pei Ye's heart was instantly bitten off by him.

Qi Chunye, who was standing beside the emperor, saw that the emperor's sleeves were wet by the kitten, and was afraid that he would get angry, so he hurriedly said: "Saint, my servant is waiting for you to change clothes..."

He didn't want to but saw that there was no anger on Pei Ye's face, he just said: "Don't bother, just take a silk cloth and wipe it dry."

"Yes." Qi Chunye responded.

"You don't want to suffer at all," Pei Ye raised his hand to ask Qi Chunye to wipe his cuffs for him, and said to him, "That's good, so you don't have to be bullied by others."

The little cat said in his heart that you, the emperor, said something nice, and he was the only one who dared to bully him.

After such a fuss, Fang Tishuang suddenly felt that he was even hungrier. Every time he got hungry, he felt that his whole cat was going to be bad.

So he stood up on his hind foot, and then raised his paw to pat his stomach: "Meow~" I'm hungry.

The person on the seat clearly understands, but still pretends to be confused, pretending to be confused: "Why, I just stabbed you in the stomach alone?"

The little cat glared at him, then chased him and pulled his hem: "Meow meow~" Hungry, hungry, starving to death cat.

At first, Pei Ye was sullen and didn't want to respond, but after being annoyed by his meowing, he bent down and pinched his face: "What are you calling again? Didn't you just eat it in the morning? What time is it now?" ?It's still early for lunch."

Thinking of this little cat makes me feel wronged, all the masters in this palace are rich and well-fed, presumably as their "boss", the emperor will not be short of money, why should he deduct his food?

Besides, what happened to the kitten getting fatter?It doesn't bother anyone, the extra flesh on his face shows that his food is not for free. Isn't raising him more cost-effective than raising those who can't get fat?

"Your diet has already been seen by Imperial Physician Qin. The portion is not lacking, and it is richer than the standard food for the group of cats raised by the former emperor. You must be content and don't be gluttonous. Imperial Physician Qin said Fat will make you sick, if you let it go on, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand up soon."

Fang Tishuang thought that Qin Taiyi's words were too exaggerated, and felt that Pei Ye's words were somewhat embellished. How could a cat eat herself so much that she couldn't stand up?

Besides, he is still a human being after all, and he must be more measured than ordinary cats in his heart.

But thinking about it carefully, Pei Ye doesn't know his identity, and it's normal to have some misunderstandings about his food intake, but now he really feels that he is going to be hungry, and if he continues like this, he thinks that he may be so hungry Died.

So with a kick on his hind foot, he jumped onto the emperor's table again, then lay down, and began to roll around begging for food.

Pei Ye looked at him helplessly: "The imperial doctor said, even if you act coquettishly and pretend to be pitiful, you can't soften your heart. It's all for the sake of your body. Eating too many kittens will shorten your life."

Fang Tishuang was stunned when she heard this sentence.

He still regretted his life, especially since he drowned that day, he understood the beauty of life more and more, so he thought for a moment, gritted his teeth again, and decided that he might as well just endure it until lunch.

In order to forget the feeling of hunger, the kitten started to run around in the hall, touching here and there, but the hunger did not diminish at all, but became more intense.

Fang Tishuang couldn't stand it any longer, so she planned to sneak out of Daming Palace and go to Concubine Yun's to beg for some food.

But just as he reached the door, Pei Ye suddenly said, "Stop."

The little cat froze, and heard him ask again: "Where are you planning to go?"

The emperor sighed, fearing that the kitten would run to dig worms and catch butterflies to eat when he was so hungry, so he finally let go and said, "Forget it—Chun Ye, let the cattery kitchen cook for the kitten again." Bring some food, not too much."

When Fang Tishuang heard it, she immediately became happy again, Teng Teng Teng rushed back from the gate of the hall, and then threw herself into Pei Ye's arms without any buffer.

Pei Ye was growing his body now, and he only cared about stretching, but he didn't grow much flesh. He was hit by the big fat cat lightly and hard, which made his chest hurt.

He stretched out his hand and rubbed the kitten's head, and said helplessly: "Gu now thinks that the story of you trampling Fang Tishuang to death is not their nonsense."

When the little cat suddenly heard his name, his movements froze for a moment, but he quickly returned to normal.

However, the moment of astonishment had already been keenly captured by Pei Ye, and he asked, "Do you know him?"

The little cat shook his head hastily. This subconscious action seemed to be trying to cover up, but it aroused the emperor's suspicion even more.

He knew how smart this little cat was, sometimes it was too smart, not like a lizard slave, but like a child.

It's a pity that he didn't even want to give these raccoons and cat officials a glance before, and he really didn't know much about this kitten.

Moreover, since the death of the first emperor, the people who served him died, and the guards kept the spirit. There are even fewer people in this palace who are really familiar with the kitten.

Even if they asked people in the cattery on the sidelines, they all looked dazed. When talking about their master, they all thought that it had never been so smart than a cat, and said that the late emperor used to treat this kitten master as a little doll. to raise.

After hearing these words, Pei Ye had no choice but to think that this kitten was really talented, so Pei Ye usually didn't treat him as a kitten.

So now he thinks the cat's reaction to the name "Fang Tishuang" is really strange.

Pei Ye continued to ask: "Someone mentioned him to you, didn't you?"

Fang Tishuang immediately shook her head, and stretched out her claws to grab the sachet hanging from his waist, trying to divert his attention.

But Pei Ye didn't like this, he slapped his paw away, and asked again: "Or did someone deliberately ask you to step on his foot?"

The little cat pulled his face, and quickly slid under the table, his face soon showed a dumb look that could not understand human words, he may not know other things, but he is very good at pretending to be stupid .

He swept his tail towards Pei Ye, then turned his back to him and began to lick his paws and comb his hair. No matter how Pei Ye called him, he refused to answer.

Seeing this, Qi Chunye said, "Your Majesty, our cat master has no grievances with that child. Why did the master step on him on purpose? It seems to be just a coincidence, but the mischievous misstep of the master caused a lot of trouble." It's just an accident."

Pei Ye was afraid that it was instigated by someone with a heart, but after thinking about it carefully, he also felt that his guess was groundless and somewhat unreasonable.But he was still sure that this little cat must know Fang Tishuang.

After a while, a little eunuch brought a deboned steamed fish into the palace, and the kitten that had been nesting under the table for a long time suddenly came back to life.

At this moment, he suddenly understood people's language again, Pei Ye only said a word, and he immediately got out from under the table.

The emperor glanced at the steamed fish and asked, "Have you picked out the fish bones?"

The eunuch responded immediately: "It's all shaved, the kitchen is for the cat master, I dare not neglect it."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Fang Tishuang recognized him. The person who came was Ze Huan. The little cat only looked at him, but didn't want to go up to greet him.

When he put the snack fish down, the little cat swaggered straight to the food plate.

Just as Ze Huan withdrew, another unexpected visitor in the eyes of the little cat came outside. An eunuch bowed into the palace to report: "Saint, Prince Huai is here."

"Please come in," Pei Ye said.

The kitten who was about to eat fish suddenly became vigilant. He still remembered that Prince Hua was a very shameless ugly man. He wanted to touch his tail and butt with a wretched face when he was with Concubine Yun. , It is really hateful.

Sure enough, as soon as Prince Huai entered, his eyes were fixed on him.

Then he went up to pay homage to the emperor, and sat down next to him. With a strange light in his eyes, he opened his mouth and asked, "Brother emperor, why did you bring it to the imperial court? Didn't you hate these cats and dogs the most?" son?"

Pei Ye turned the pages of the book: "Knowing that Gu doesn't like it, why don't you send a broken-billed parrot?"

Prince Huai quickly smiled: "My brother never thought that you would bring this parrot to the imperial court - it's only been a day since I've seen you, why are you so dull in green clothes? Don't be bullied by this bad cat." go."

After he finished speaking, he looked at the cat. Seeing that someone was finally willing to speak up for him, the parrot muttered again: "Bad cat, bad cat!"

Now that the little cat knows that Pei Ye is still the closest to him, he is not willing to bother with it, and the most important thing is to eat fish to fill his stomach.

"Who's going to bully you, Broken Mouth Parrot? Our Shuang'er is clearly very well-behaved and sensible." Pei Ye himself likes to tease the kitten, but he doesn't allow others to talk about it.

"Brother Huang, are you too defensive? You are an unusual kitten, you are so favored by my brother?" He smiled at Fang Tishuang.

Little Mao'er's mind was full of Pei Ye's words just now, and he was inexplicably moved, thinking that Pei Ye was the most understanding person in the world.

Moreover, he clearly said "Our Shuang'er", which obviously put him in his own camp.

Then Prince Huai smiled again and said: "Brother Huang, you don't know how good this envoy in green is."

After he finished speaking, he asked the palace servants to take down the birdcage, then quickly opened the cage, and shouted to the inside: "Go!"

The parrot fluttered its wings and flew around the main hall a few times, and then Prince White blew the whistle again, the bird came back to rest on his shoulder, and immediately rubbed its head against his cheek.

Prince White handed it a grain of special food as a reward, and then said to it: "Good boy in green clothes, go to the saint."

The bird flew up, circled over Pei Ye's head, then stopped on his shoulder, and finally rubbed Pei Ye's left cheek affectionately.

The little cat was eating fish leisurely, but when it suddenly saw the parrot's behavior, the hair on the top of its head exploded with anger——

He hasn't posted Pei Ye's face yet, why did he let the shameless bird bred by this shameless person get ahead of him!

Damn it, it's really too hateful!