Dressed as a palace cat butler

Another five years of Lixia, the hawthorn tree finally bloomed, and the small snow-white flowers were close together. Just looking at the flower, the little cat thought of the red fruit that would grow after that.

So from the day when the hawthorn tree bloomed, he often squatted under the tree to swallow his saliva.

After the flowers are in full bloom, swarms of bees and butterflies come to smell the fragrance, but most of them are attracted by the delicate and beautiful flowers in the garden, and seldom come to visit the hawthorn tree that the kitten personally takes care of.

The little cat was not happy at that time. The palace people in charge of the flower garden told him that after the fruit tree bloomed, if there were no bees and butterflies hanging around, it would not bear fruit at that time.

So he jumped and waved his claws, trying to drive those bees and butterflies to the hawthorn tree he raised.

It's a pity that these bees and butterflies refused to be obedient, and were scared away by his paw, and they didn't go to the hawthorn tree. They hovered in the air for a while, and then stopped on another pear tree.

Not reconciled, the little cat continued to wave its paws and tried to drive the other bees and butterflies below him. Unexpectedly, the bees and butterflies failed in the end, and he was stung on the cheek by a ferocious bee.

The kitten's face was hurting, and it was about to cry. It tucked its tail aggrievedly, and planned to run to the main hall to talk to Pei Ye.

But halfway through, he felt overwhelmed again, and turned back to fight to the death with the bee that stung him just now.

Unexpectedly, the bees looked the same in his eyes, and the kitten couldn't recognize who was his enemy at all, so he provoked another group of bees indiscriminately, and got stung on the other half of his face The package is symmetrical.

So, the unfortunate little cat finally ran to the main hall, intending to let Pei Ye join him in scolding the bee who didn't know what to do.

Pei Ye raised his head and glanced at him from a distance, a little surprised: "Where did you go just now? What did you eat again? Why..."

How did it grow into a steamed bun all of a sudden?

But he didn't say this, for fear that the kitten would scratch his clothes in anger.

When the little cat heard his voice, he immediately felt extremely wronged, and unconsciously rolled down a few tears, then sobbed and rubbed against Pei Ye's arms.

Seeing his appearance, His Majesty felt a little distressed, and saw a bee needle on his cheek, so he stretched out his hand to massage him.

Seeing this, the little cat immediately jumped away: "Meow!"

"Did you get stung by bees and bugs outside?" Pei Ye saw that the cheeks on both sides of the little raccoon slave were getting bigger and bigger, and his pair of blue crystal-like round cat eyes were squeezed down. It really looked like him this morning. I just used the steamed stuffed bun, so I couldn't help smiling.

The little cat was shocked, and was very angry that Pei Ye not only didn't comfort him, but even laughed at him, so he turned around, turned his tail towards him, and nestled angrily into the tufts on the ground.

Pei Ye hurriedly ordered someone to invite Imperial Physician Qin to come over, then put down the ink pen, walked behind the kitten, and asked again: "Did you get stung by a bee in the courtyard?"

The little cat opened its mouth, feeling that its face was so swollen that it was difficult for it to scream, so it could only sigh weakly: "Meow~"

Pei Ye knelt down, smoothed his fur to comfort him, and then taught him: "If you don't provoke that bee, it won't sting you for no reason. In a few months, you will also be at Zhixue Zhixue. It's been a year, and it's a big cat anyway, it shouldn't be so playful anymore, right?"

The little cat flicked his tail unhappily, and "meowed" at him several times enduring the pain.

"Hmm..." Pei Ye tried hard to guess the meaning of his meowing words. Although the two of them got along for a long time, he probably didn't have much talent, and he still hasn't been able to learn this "foreign language". It does make some sense.

At the same time, the little servant outside led Imperial Physician Qin in: "Saint, Imperial Physician Qin has arrived."

"Please." Pei Ye hurriedly got up, and became that elegant and polite emperor again.

Qin imperial physician is now the imperial physician in Daming Palace, and he is on duty in Daming Palace on weekdays, so he came very quickly.

He walked into the hall slowly, then bowed to the emperor according to the rules, and then began to look at the kitten nestled on the tuanpu.

Although Pei Ye didn't say anything just now, he felt a little distressed in his heart. Seeing that Imperial Physician Qin seemed to have a dignified expression, he couldn't help asking: "Is it important? His injury? Don't be stung by a wasp."

"Please rest assured, Your Majesty, it's not a wasp, the stinger is still there," Imperial Physician Qin said flatly, "I'll pull out the stinger in a while, and then apply some plaster on the wound, but..."

"Just what?"

Imperial Physician Qin said slowly: "It's just that Master Cat's cheeks are so swollen, I'm afraid it will be difficult to eat in the past two days."

Pei Ye glanced at the poor kitten, and felt a little funny in his heart, but when he was in front of people, he was always arrogant and reserved, so he just said in a deep voice: "It's okay, this kitten is in pain. If you want to eat, you can’t starve him.”

When Imperial Physician Qin was about to remove the kitten's sting needle, he gave Pei Ye a wink and asked him to avoid it for a while.

The emperor quickly understood, turned around and went outside the hall.

When the Imperial Physician Qin came over with the scalded copper tweezers, the little cat looked around first, but did not see Pei Ye's figure, and the tears in his eyes immediately stopped.

Doctor Qin has treated him quite a few times, and now he is well aware of this kitten's temper, as long as Pei Ye is here with him, it will definitely make trouble.

Not to mention crying, making troubles and hanged themselves three times, but they also have to cry and sell themselves miserably, or run around, jumping over the eaves and walls, and in the end they may have to dispatch Qianniuwei generals to catch them. It usually takes half an hour to make such a fuss passed.

Sure enough, seeing that Pei Ye wasn't here, the little cat became much more docile. It only looked around a few times at the beginning, but when it didn't find anyone, it calmed down.

Fang Tishuang has always acted coquettishly and lost her temper with people who are close to her. Doctor Qin and others are considered acquaintances, but they are definitely not close.

After he pulled out the needle and applied the medicine, Pei Ye walked in from the outside, and at a glance, he saw tears welling up in the eyes of the kitten, and when he approached, he saw his tears falling down on the scene immediately. .

Seeing his appearance, Pei Ye felt extremely distressed, and hurriedly leaned down and hugged him, and asked Imperial Physician Qin: "Is there any taboo for his injury?"

Doctor Qin then said slowly: "Don't eat cold or meaty food, eat light food, it will be cured within two days."

After Imperial Physician Qin left, Pei Ye carried the kitten into the dormitory, and asked him as he walked, "Do you know it hurts? Are you going to provoke that bee in the future?"

The kitten turned its head away and refused to pay attention to him.

"Shaking face for Gu Zhe again," Pei Ye was a little unhappy when he refuted his face, "It's not you who is Gu Zhe, why are you so angry with Gu Zhe?"

Fang Tishuang still held a "steamed bun" face proudly, refusing to look at him.

Pei Ye felt that if he had turned into a human form now, he would say bitterly again: "Your Majesty, I'm angry with you! I won't talk to you for three days!"

The image was like a revolving lantern, flowing vividly in His Majesty's mind.

The little cat was angry with Pei Ye, waiting for him to coax him with a pair of cat paws, but he didn't listen to the words to coax the cat, but suddenly heard His Majesty who was holding him whispered a smile in his ear.

Annoyed in his heart, he was about to get angry, but found that the low smile didn't seem like gloating, so he was stunned again.

The next moment, he felt that Pei Ye suddenly came over, blew lightly on one of his cheeks, and finally asked him: "Does it still hurt?"

The kitten's cheeks are still stinging and stinging, but it is much better than when it was stung just now, and it is not unbearable.

But he just likes to see Pei Ye worrying about himself, and he is not willing to let him go to the main hall to approve the memorial, so he called out pitifully: "Meow~"

He is in pain.

Sure enough, Pei Ye's heart ached, he carried him back to the crib, and played him for a while, until he coaxed the kitten to sleep before leaving.

The kitten slept on its back for an unknown amount of time, and then woke up from hunger.

He raised his cat's paw to caress his belly, and then carefully touched his cheeks. He didn't know if it was his illusion, but he always felt that his cheeks were swollen higher after he slept.

It doesn't matter, anyway, Doctor Qin said that it will be cured in two days.So he collapsed back to the small bed that belonged to him, stared at the ceiling and began to wander in a daze.

This little bed was only separated from the dragon bed by a screen. Last year, when the emperor woke up one morning, he suddenly said that he would sleep in a separate bed with him.

Anyway, it took the kitten a long time to get used to his little bed.

After a while, Wan'er came in with a food plate, although she had heard about the kitten being stung by bees and insects just now, but now she saw it with her own eyes, she was still very surprised.

"How could it be so swollen?" Wan'er suppressed a smile, and then put the food plate on his small table as usual, "Can I still eat? The sage specifically told me to make it for you today." All of them are chewy meals.”

The little cat leaned over and took a bite of the fish porridge. After taking a bite, half of it came out. It was really hard to eat.

Wan'er hurriedly ran to tell Pei Ye about the matter, the emperor thought about it, and then went outside to the garden and broke off a bamboo branch of moderate size, and came back, cut off the corners with a dagger, and asked Wan'er to bring it to the kitten Son.

The little cat quickly understood, and first pushed back Wan'er, and then hid in the bed with ease and turned into a human figure. After changing his clothes, he took the bowl of porridge and sucked it with the hollow bamboo tube. Have porridge.

This trick really worked, Fang Tishuang finished the bowl of porridge in just two strokes.

After filling his stomach a little, Fang Tishuang became more energetic, so he planned to go to the main hall to play with Pei Ye.

He originally wanted to go in from the main hall, but after a second thought, he went around to the apse again, planning in his mind to sneak into the main hall from the back, and then suddenly frighten the emperor.

According to the plan, Fang Tishuang first sneaked into the apse without making a sound, and then approached His Majesty on the throne secretly from behind the dragon chair.

Seeing that she was about to succeed, Fang Tishuang couldn't help showing a tricky smile on her face, but this smile accidentally hurt the bulge on her cheek, and Fang Tishuang unconsciously "hissed".

The sound was not loud, like mosquitoes and flies, but Pei Ye turned his head sharply: "What are you doing?"

Fang Tishuang pulled her face and said dejectedly: "Every time you find out, can't you let me scare you once? You are too stingy, Your Majesty."

After finishing speaking, he squeezed towards Pei Ye as if no one else was there, and then subconsciously looked at his desk, only to see that what was placed on the table was not a memorial, but a pile of portraits piled up one after another.

Inside each portrait is a picture of Yishui's beauty, and there is a line of teeny-headed lower script on the side to mark the woman's identity, name, and age.

"The eldest daughter of the Kou clan, Minister of the Ministry of Officials," Fang Tishuang paused, looking at the emperor sitting there, "Nineteen years old."