Dressed as a palace cat butler

In the afternoon of the next day, just as Jiang Yanchan arrived at the side hall, Fang Tishuang trotted after her, stuck to her side and asked in a low voice, "Sir, the weather is so sunny today, why don't we go outside to gather freshwater?"

Jiang Yanchan glanced at him. Fang Tishuang doesn't like to move on weekdays, let alone take the initiative to go to paint outside the palace. The last time he was bitten by a mosquito bag by the river, her ear I never had a leisurely time, and listened to him complaining for a long time, until he promised him that he would not go to the river next time, the child stopped talking.

"If something goes wrong, there must be a demon," Jiang Yanchan smiled, "If you have anything to do, you might as well just say it."

Fang Tishuang shook her arm from side to side, coquettishly said: "I have something to do outside the palace, but I promised His Majesty yesterday that I will not go outside again, and I will leave today, he is afraid that he will scold me."

Jiang Yanchan smiled at him meaningfully, and joked in a low voice: "What? These days when the saint is away, you have a housewife outside the palace?"

"No," Fang Tishuang frowned in distress, and explained to her in a low voice, "I lost the jade that His Majesty gave me when I went out to play yesterday. If he finds out, I will definitely make a fuss again. You have to go outside and find it quickly."

Jiang Yanchan was a little embarrassed: "Then if he finds out that you didn't go with me, what if he wants to blame me?"

Fearing that she would not agree, Fang Tishuang quickly patted her chest and promised: "I found the jade pendant, and I will go to find my husband right away. Don't worry, sir. If the matter comes to light, I will say that I forced you."

Jiang Yanchan couldn't help but smiled: "Just like you, who are you forcing? You don't even make up a lie—well, it's just this once."

Fang Tishuang nodded hurriedly, then swung Jiang Yanchan's arm sharply, her eyes bent into crescents, and she smiled brightly: "Sir, you are the best."

Jiang Yanchan glanced at him helplessly, and then pretended to be in pain: "I twisted my hand!"

Fang Tishuang let go of her hand immediately, and then squeezed her arm obediently: "No twisting, no twisting, let's go to the palace to collect babies, it will be too late."

"Mr. is older, not as old as you," Jiang Yanchan rubbed that arm, "I'm about to twist my hand when I shake it this time."

She paused for a moment, and then said in a tone of voice: "It's risky to take you out this time. If it works out, it won't do any good. But if it doesn't work out, I'm afraid that your majesty will kill you." My husband's monthly salary has been fined."

"He dares!" Fang Tishuang blurted out subconsciously, and then realized that her voice was a bit too high, so she lowered her voice and said mysteriously, "It's good, I still have a box of gems he gave me Pigment, I'll bring it to Mister!"

Jiang Yanchan hurriedly grabbed his wrist, chuckled and said: "Hey, come back, Mr. Xinyi has taken it, just to tease you, between us master and apprentice, what are the advantages and disadvantages?"

Fang Tishuang was still in a daze, so she gave him another hand: "Let's go."

Jiang Yanchan brought Fang Tishuang to Pei Ye. As usual, he said that he would take him away from the palace to collect freshmen. Since she said it herself, His Majesty didn't doubt it. He just pointed to a few Qianniuwei and followed them. go together.

As soon as Fang Tishuang came out of the palace, he went straight to the palace, and told the Qianniu guards that there was something on his way, and that the person living in the palace was the younger brother of the current emperor, so they didn't say anything to stop him .

"Pei Yi!" Fang Tishuang walked through the wall of the palace, ignoring the words of the servants asking him to wait in the side room, "Prince Huai!"

It was the first time that the servants heard that someone other than the emperor dared to call their master by their first name, they were frightened out of their wits and rushed to the main courtyard where Pei Yi lived.

Pei Yicai had just woken up, put on some clothes and came to the main hall. Outside the main hall were black tiles, pillars, and a brick platform, and inside the main hall stood a man like a wicker, stepping on the terrazzo floor tiles, stomping his feet anxiously.

Turning around and seeing Pei Yi finally come out, Fang Tishuang rushed forward and complained, "Why did you come?"

"Grandfather," Pei Yi said with a wry smile, "it's time for a nap now, my king didn't let the slaves beat you out, and even climbed up from the bed with difficulty to see you, already I value you very much."

He paused for a while, then asked again: "It's noon, what are you doing here to see me? Brother Huang has already returned, and he still allows you to come out to play?"

Fang Tishuang had no choice but to briefly describe the cause and effect, and then said: "My jade pendant must have been lost in that brothel, please take me there again soon."

Hearing what he said, Prince Hua almost pouted out of anger: "Are you still addicted to whoring? Brother Huang said that if this prince dares to take you there again, he will force me to marry quickly and drive me to the fiefdom." ——Did you see this bruise on the corner of this king's mouth, it was beaten by Su Jing that day."

"There is still the buttocks," Pei Yi mourned, "I also got kicked by the emperor, and it still hurts now. His Majesty also fined me half a year's salary. If you still have a conscience, you'd better not come looking for it in the future." This king is playing."

Fang Tishuang soaked softly and hard for a while, but Pei Yi refused to take him any more.

Fang Tishuang thought about it, then raised her head and said, "Forget it, I'll find it myself."

"You still dare to go?" Pei Yi asked him with staring eyes, "Did the emperor not punish you when he went back? If you are still so flamboyant, the jade pendant will be thrown away as soon as it is lost. Why don't you ask His Majesty to give you another one?"

"What do you know?" Fang Tishuang said with annoyed face, "That jade pendant is unique."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and ran out of the palace. Pei Yi hadn't woken up yet, but he turned his head back and warned him seriously: "Don't talk too much and tell Your Majesty, you know? I found it."

Pei Yi nodded obediently, but as soon as he left the mansion, he immediately sent someone to the palace to report a small letter to Pei Ye.

A moment later, in Pingkang Square.

That brothel has probably never seen anyone who came to whoring in the blue sky and broad daylight, Gui Nu took a look at him, and felt that this person was like a crown of jade, with a fairy appearance, he had never seen him since working in the brothel Which benefactor has a face like this, and still wants to pay for whoring.

So he hurried in and called out the fake bustard, the bustard floated out, seeing Fang Tishuang, her face turned down a little: "I said nobleman, please go back, I broke into it last time The nobleman who came in said, if we dare to let you in again, we will flatten our shop and let us close down."

This old bustard has become a genius, of course he knows that the gentleman that day must not be an ordinary nobleman, so he refuses to let Fang Tishuang in again no matter what.

Fang Tishuang was in a hurry: "I know you are in a difficult situation, but I lost my pendant. I haven't been anywhere for the past two days. I can't find it at home. Maybe it was left with you."

The madam didn't want to have anything to do with him again, so she hurriedly replied: "Where is your jade pendant? We have already cleaned up those rooms. If someone picks up your jade pendant, no one will dare to hide it. "

With a bitter face, Fang Tishuang begged her: "Good lady, just let me go in and look for it. If I can't find that jade pendant, I will die."

He yelled at the door for a long time, and finally a young man heard the sound, he didn't wear makeup during the day, he looked much more handsome than that at night, Fang Tishuang almost didn't recognize him.

"Mom, I'm going out to have a word with this young man," said the young man Shi Shiran, "I'll be back in a while."

The fake mother-in-law gave him a sideways look: "It's up to you, just don't send someone into prison again, I can't afford that money to redeem you, Mom."

The two found a small teahouse outside, ordered two plates of dim sum and a cup of tea, and sat down by the entrance.

Fang Tishuang was still thinking about the jade pendant, she didn't even move the pastry on the table, she just asked the young lady straight to the point: "What do you want to say to me? Did you pick up my jade pendant?"

The young man smiled at him gently, then untied the purse, and returned the jade pendant to him: "Your lord was left in the wing room that day, so I took it away for you first."

He lied a little. That day, he saw that he would not be able to become this young man who went whoring, and he was afraid that he would be scolded by the madam for not getting any money, so he grabbed the jade around his waist and walked away. Got under the pillow.

That's why when he was taken into prison that day, the jade pendant was still lying in the wing of the brothel, and it wasn't found by them when they searched.

But after being put back, he hurriedly found the jade pendant, took a closer look at the quality of the jade pendant, and knew that he had caused trouble. There are more than enough brothels like this.

He had been terrified all day, and today when he heard Fang Tishuang's voice, he jumped up from his chair in fright.

Fortunately, it was this little man who came, not the old man that day.

Fang Tishuang didn't doubt that he was there, so she quickly took the jade pendant, looked at it carefully for a moment, and was relieved to see that it was unharmed.

"Thanks to you," Fang Tishuang grabbed a piece of silver from her small purse, and then put it in front of the young man, "This is the reward."

After speaking, he got up immediately, lest Pei Ye would know that he came to see this young man again, so he didn't even dare to take a sip of tea, so he wanted to go out: "I have something to do..."

"Wait," the young man suddenly stopped him, and then stuffed a strange booklet into his hand, with a somewhat ambiguous tone, "This is for you."

Fang Tishuang casually turned a page, didn't dare to look at it at all, just glanced at it briefly, and then hid the hot picture album into the painting box in her hand.

He glanced outside and saw that the Qianniuwei were not looking directly at them, so he sat down again, smiled shyly at the young man, and asked almost inaudibly: "What is that?"

"I don't know what it is, but you dare to accept it?"

Fang Tishuang replied in a low voice: "I like all the good paintings."

The young man smiled lightly, and explained to him: "The painting is called Spring|Palace Picture, and the booklet is called Spring Painting Collection. It's not easy to buy outside. We people have quite a few of them."

Fang Tishuang nodded, then hesitated to speak, looked at him several times, but was still ashamed to speak.

The young man saw his embarrassment at a glance, and pointed him out with a single word: "Your Majesty, if you want to ask anything, just ask. I will answer with all my heart after taking your money."

"That's, that," Fang Tishuang hesitated, staring at the lacquered piece on the edge of the table, "Lang Jun and Lang Jun, how are you going to have a life... just an ordinary couple on the bed... "

When he stumbled and said this, his cheeks were already flushed, and he really couldn't continue talking.

But the young man had already understood it, and waved to him with a light smile: "Come closer."

Fang Tishuang looked around like a thief, but seeing that no one was looking at him, she hesitated and rubbed her head away.

Every time he said a word, Fang Tishuang's cheeks became more red, and at the end of the young man's words, he had turned red from his cheeks to the base of his neck, as if he had been steamed in a steamer, so red that he was about to drop Blood.

The young man seemed to think it was fun to lead such a simple child, and the smile on his face became more and more obvious: "Is that the gentleman from that day? I'm afraid he won't be too gentle on the bed for such a big man." , if he wants to touch you, remember to apply the plaster on the back first."

Fang Tishuang stammered and asked, "How... how to use it?"

"Your Majesty, go back and try it yourself," the young man said with a smile, "If this slave wants to teach you himself, that nobleman must skin the slave."

He thought of the innocence of being imprisoned that day, and now he couldn't help but tremble in his heart.

Then, as if he suddenly remembered something, he asked softly: "That day and night, I seemed to see the top of your head..."

When the young man said this, he suddenly stopped talking. He remembered the warning from the prison that day, and he knew very well that protecting his own life is the most important thing right now.

Fang Tishuang pretended to be confused, pretending to be confused, and asked him, "What did you say? What day and night?"

The young man hurriedly shook his head: "It's nothing."

Fang Tishuang had heard too many great things today, and she still couldn't digest them right now, so she said goodbye to the young lady hastily, then took her small painting box and ran away.