AI avatar got sand sculpture virus
Chapter 60 Praising Childlike Innocence
Xia Ge and Ah Jiu murmured for a while, and Chen Xiaonian came over after temporarily contacting the matter at hand. Looking at the appearance of the two of them, he suddenly remembered what Mr. Li said just now.
He suddenly felt a little uneasy, "What are you talking about?"
Xia Ge had a smirk on his face: "Hey hey..."
Ah Jiu grinned.
Chen Xiaonian: "...Could it be that you plan to do something dangerous?"
Xia Ge quickly waved his hands, "Where is there, there is no danger at all! We just want to go downstairs to play, Chen Xiaonian, come together?"
Chen Xiaonian is not a playful person, but he is really worried that they will go by themselves, so they must follow.
Ten minutes later, the three stood together downstairs in the apartment building.
There is a green garden in front of the apartment building, with many plants and flowers planted, as well as some places for people to rest, walk, and do sports.
Because it was still early, I could still see a few young people playing football.
Xia Ge deliberately borrowed a video camera from Chen Xiaonian, held it in his hand, and followed Ah Jiu, looking very serious.
Chen Xiaonian followed them neither far nor near, always feeling that something was wrong.
After a while, Ah Jiu and Xia Ge murmured and selected a lucky player.
Ah Jiu walked over first, and greeted a boy who seemed to be tired from playing and was resting alone on a bench.
"Hello, can I hold you for 3 minutes?"
The boy looked like a student, with a straight face and sweating profusely. When he was approached, he glanced at them and skillfully refused, "No height increase, no class registration, no shopping, no promotion."
Xia Ge: "..."
Ah Jiu got stuck, and said seriously, "No, we are making an interactive game video, can you please cooperate?"
Xia Ge raised the camera behind and added, "I promise it's not a scam! I just want to get popular~"
The boy saw that the camera was indeed on, so he believed it, "What game?"
Ah Jiu looked a bit paralyzed, but because he was pretty and honest, the boy put down his guard for the time being.
"It's a small test related to English. How is your English?"
"It's okay, don't test me too hard, it's hard to take a vacation."
The boy looked distressed and wanted to run away a little.
"It's not difficult."
Ah Jiu held a microphone in his hand and handed it over, "Do you know how to say peace in English?"
"...Peace?"
"So, what about the English language for war?"
"War. I'm familiar with this, it's the word in the game I play." The boy smiled.
"So, discovery, what about the past tense of the word?"
"Find...Found?"
"That's right, your English is really good."
Ah Jiu was still expressionless, so that people couldn't feel anything wrong, "Then can you please say these three words together? Peace, war, discovery——"
"Peace War Found?"
The boy was puzzled, "What's wrong with this?"
"Can you speak again sooner?"
At this moment, Xia Ge used a little duck toy beside him and let out a 'pooh' sound.
Boy: "Peacewarfound...Peacewarfound...screw me... shit! You're kidding me!!!"
Doesn't this really mean 'I let the shit go'! ! !
The boy opened his eyes suddenly, jumped up on the spot and rushed over.
"run!"
When it was too late, Xia Ge dragged Ah Jiu and ran away.
Chen Xiaonian: "???!!!"
what's going on? !
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha—"
"Ha ha!"
The rampant laughter of Xia Ge and Ah Jiu, accompanied by a young man cursing and panting, sounded one after another in the small garden.
Chen Xiaonian didn't know what happened, and stood a little far away, but it was too late to explain the matter, and he was also dragged away by Xia Ge, and even stuffed the camera into his hand, holding his mouth while running, "Keep shooting! "
"Stop you bastards!!!"
The boy was not very old, and suddenly he was posed and photographed. He didn't want to give up immediately, and chased them for several laps in a daze.
Some grandpas and grandma who went downstairs for a walk saw this scene, and laughed hahaha, "It's so good to be young~"
"stop--!!!"
In the end, because Chen Xiaonian couldn't run any longer, the three of them stood still together with the little boy, ending the chase for an unknown period of time.
In the middle of the garden, four people were panting while laughing—two of the androids were pretending to be panting.
The boy was already exhausted. He was tired from playing ball for a long time today, and he was even more out of breath at this moment. He pointed at them and his hands were shaking, "You, you, how many, big, big, big Scoundrel! Dare, dare, play me!"
Chen Xiaonian stepped back at the right time, backed up again, raised his hands, "I don't know anything."
So the trembling hand pointed precisely at Ah Jiu and Xia Ge.
Xia Ge covered his entire face with a smile.
Ah Jiu looked at him expressionlessly, and then showed a big stiff smile, as if welcoming guests.
The boy cursed and slammed the chair, "Don't think I'll let you go if you pretend to be an android!"
Ah Jiu stopped laughing and looked at the sky and the earth silently.
"Oh."
The boy stared at him as if guilty, looked at the face that didn't dare to smile at all for a few seconds, then looked at Xia Ge next to him covering his face, finally endured it for a while, endured it again and again, couldn't hold it back, and burst out laughing , angry and laughing, "Fuck...you are all bored! What a prank!"
"Mmm, I'm sorry!"
Xia Ge actively apologized and patted Ah Jiu, so Ah Jiu also nodded and lowered his head, "I'm sorry, I won't dare next time."
"It's...not that exaggerated,"
Seeing how serious they were, the boy felt a little embarrassed, "Shooting a video, right? I don't blame you for not being angry, but I have one condition."
Ah Jiu asked, "What conditions?"
"Delete the video! Don't post it on the Internet!"
"Cough cough..."
Next to him, Chen Xiaonian could hardly hold back his laughter.
The joke itself is really not so funny that it is particularly exaggerated, but after being chased for so long for this, it is really too outrageous, so outrageous that I want to laugh.
"Okay, I promise you~"
Xia Ge clasped his hands together and talked to the boy before he was let go.
The boy still wants to continue playing. Before playing, he has to buy water to drink. Before leaving, he repeatedly told him, especially to Ah Jiu. Every time he wanted to scold something, his words softened when he saw that innocent and beautiful face. come down
"Even if you have to post it online, remember to code it! Do you know? Tsk, I'll fool my brother later..."
Ah Jiu repeatedly nodded in agreement.
After a while, the boy went back and forth, with a few more bottles of water in his hands, and threw each of them a bottle,
"Forget it, even if you don't code it, you have to post it at least a month later! Otherwise, I will be asked to meet you next time."
Ah Jiu took the bottle of water and whispered thank you.
The boy finally left, Xia Ge took the camera, and Ah Jiu looked at the recorded content inside, couldn't help laughing for another 10 minutes.
"In this way, one of my wishes has come true~" Xia Ge announced happily.
Chen Xiaonian: "What wish?"
Xia Ge: "Make a prank video!"
It's really very simple.
Xia Ge remembered that he had wanted to do such a thing for a long time, but he was afraid that passers-by would be really angry if the prank was too powerful, so he didn't dare to do it, and there was no chance to do other pranks.
What's worse is that in his previous life, he didn't have his own video camera at all, so he could only watch other people play these games and take videos every time, looking very happy, even if he was being chased, he still thought it was fun.
This time, he finally made it!
Chen Xiaonian shook his head, he ran too fast, his legs were still sore and limp, he simply slumped on the chair,
"So that's it, you said that you want to let Ah Jiu experience the ingenious way of being treated like an ordinary human being, it's a prank..."
What a surprise.
That's right, it's all a prank on other people's heads. No matter how strange and dull the reaction is, it will only be regarded as "wanting to pretend to be a bionic man to escape the wrath of others".
Chen Xiaonian thought for a long time, but still laughed out loud. If he had known that he would not follow, maybe the two of them could escape successfully.
Beside, Ah Jiu remained silent, holding the bottle of water in his hand, and looked down for a long time.
Xia Ge had already gulped down a big gulp, it was sweet and very happy, and Chen Xiaonian next to him also took a gulp, it was still unopened, so there was no problem.
Ah Jiu didn't have the need or ability to drink water, so he never opened the bottle, but he refused to let go, just holding it carefully, distinguishing the words on it.
"It's... peach flavored, sparkling water."
"Yes, yes," Xia Ge nodded, "Mine is pear-flavored, Chen Xiaonian, what about yours?"
Chen Xiaonian raised his hand, "Lemon ones."
"It's like a gift. Why did he give us a gift when we played a prank on him?" Ah Jiu showed that smile again,
"If it's not a gift, it's just out of concern for others. After exercising, it's fine to drink mineral water, but if you give a drink with flavor, it's not out of the other party's needs, but 'your own heart', right? ?”
Xia Ge was stunned for a moment, feeling that what he said made sense, nodded and said, "Yes!"
Ah Jiu touched the water bottle, her smile did not fade, "My master, once, also gave me something."
"What is it?"
"It's a golden hourglass."
Ah Jiu said with a smile, "At that time, I didn't understand why the owner gave me this thing. It was useless, worthless, and it couldn't be a part of my body. It could only be placed there to watch. Later, the owner said, this is A gift, he likes me very much."
"Hourglass."
Xia Ge imagined the appearance of an hourglass, looked at the sky and said, "The hourglass is really fun."
"Later I learned that gifts are things that only humans will give to humans. Facing machines, other people will only give 'needed' things and 'decorations'."
Ah Jiu fell into the memory and read intermittently, "My gift is only the hourglass from the master, and Xiaoxia, you gave me the bookmark. Today, I received the third gift. I am very happy, thank you you."
"You're welcome."
Xia Ge suddenly remembered that there was no hourglass in Ah Jiu's cloth bag, maybe it was lost or broken, so he didn't ask, "There will be more gifts in the future."
Just like him, he also received lollipops from classmates, hats from classmate Chen, and so on... It can already fill a box.
Ah Jiu: "I only know now that my wish...is this."
It’s not about being mistaken for a human being, but imagining being a human being, reliving the feeling when the owner was still there, the feeling of receiving a gift, being watched like that, with the warm eyes that only look at people.
Like when his master watched him.
Xia Ge sat among them, clapping one shoulder with one hand, "Ah Jiu, what do you want to do next?"
Ah Jiu said seriously, "I want to go to the amusement park."
Xia Ge said happily, "I also want to go to the amusement park!"
Chen Xiaonian held his chin next to him, "There seems to be an amusement park that adults go to. My family has a wild amusement park under construction. It hasn't officially opened yet, but it's just a few days' work."
Xia Ge: "It's so convenient!"
Chen Xiaonian smiled slightly, "Didn't you want to play bungee jumping and rock climbing before? Did I know a good place? This is what I said. It is built against the mountain. Because it has not been opened to the public, it will not be seen by outsiders. You can reserve the venue."
Xia Ge: "Is there such a good thing?!"
Chen Xiaonian made a gesture of surrender, "I won't participate in the bungee jumping, I just watch."
He suddenly felt a little uneasy, "What are you talking about?"
Xia Ge had a smirk on his face: "Hey hey..."
Ah Jiu grinned.
Chen Xiaonian: "...Could it be that you plan to do something dangerous?"
Xia Ge quickly waved his hands, "Where is there, there is no danger at all! We just want to go downstairs to play, Chen Xiaonian, come together?"
Chen Xiaonian is not a playful person, but he is really worried that they will go by themselves, so they must follow.
Ten minutes later, the three stood together downstairs in the apartment building.
There is a green garden in front of the apartment building, with many plants and flowers planted, as well as some places for people to rest, walk, and do sports.
Because it was still early, I could still see a few young people playing football.
Xia Ge deliberately borrowed a video camera from Chen Xiaonian, held it in his hand, and followed Ah Jiu, looking very serious.
Chen Xiaonian followed them neither far nor near, always feeling that something was wrong.
After a while, Ah Jiu and Xia Ge murmured and selected a lucky player.
Ah Jiu walked over first, and greeted a boy who seemed to be tired from playing and was resting alone on a bench.
"Hello, can I hold you for 3 minutes?"
The boy looked like a student, with a straight face and sweating profusely. When he was approached, he glanced at them and skillfully refused, "No height increase, no class registration, no shopping, no promotion."
Xia Ge: "..."
Ah Jiu got stuck, and said seriously, "No, we are making an interactive game video, can you please cooperate?"
Xia Ge raised the camera behind and added, "I promise it's not a scam! I just want to get popular~"
The boy saw that the camera was indeed on, so he believed it, "What game?"
Ah Jiu looked a bit paralyzed, but because he was pretty and honest, the boy put down his guard for the time being.
"It's a small test related to English. How is your English?"
"It's okay, don't test me too hard, it's hard to take a vacation."
The boy looked distressed and wanted to run away a little.
"It's not difficult."
Ah Jiu held a microphone in his hand and handed it over, "Do you know how to say peace in English?"
"...Peace?"
"So, what about the English language for war?"
"War. I'm familiar with this, it's the word in the game I play." The boy smiled.
"So, discovery, what about the past tense of the word?"
"Find...Found?"
"That's right, your English is really good."
Ah Jiu was still expressionless, so that people couldn't feel anything wrong, "Then can you please say these three words together? Peace, war, discovery——"
"Peace War Found?"
The boy was puzzled, "What's wrong with this?"
"Can you speak again sooner?"
At this moment, Xia Ge used a little duck toy beside him and let out a 'pooh' sound.
Boy: "Peacewarfound...Peacewarfound...screw me... shit! You're kidding me!!!"
Doesn't this really mean 'I let the shit go'! ! !
The boy opened his eyes suddenly, jumped up on the spot and rushed over.
"run!"
When it was too late, Xia Ge dragged Ah Jiu and ran away.
Chen Xiaonian: "???!!!"
what's going on? !
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha—"
"Ha ha!"
The rampant laughter of Xia Ge and Ah Jiu, accompanied by a young man cursing and panting, sounded one after another in the small garden.
Chen Xiaonian didn't know what happened, and stood a little far away, but it was too late to explain the matter, and he was also dragged away by Xia Ge, and even stuffed the camera into his hand, holding his mouth while running, "Keep shooting! "
"Stop you bastards!!!"
The boy was not very old, and suddenly he was posed and photographed. He didn't want to give up immediately, and chased them for several laps in a daze.
Some grandpas and grandma who went downstairs for a walk saw this scene, and laughed hahaha, "It's so good to be young~"
"stop--!!!"
In the end, because Chen Xiaonian couldn't run any longer, the three of them stood still together with the little boy, ending the chase for an unknown period of time.
In the middle of the garden, four people were panting while laughing—two of the androids were pretending to be panting.
The boy was already exhausted. He was tired from playing ball for a long time today, and he was even more out of breath at this moment. He pointed at them and his hands were shaking, "You, you, how many, big, big, big Scoundrel! Dare, dare, play me!"
Chen Xiaonian stepped back at the right time, backed up again, raised his hands, "I don't know anything."
So the trembling hand pointed precisely at Ah Jiu and Xia Ge.
Xia Ge covered his entire face with a smile.
Ah Jiu looked at him expressionlessly, and then showed a big stiff smile, as if welcoming guests.
The boy cursed and slammed the chair, "Don't think I'll let you go if you pretend to be an android!"
Ah Jiu stopped laughing and looked at the sky and the earth silently.
"Oh."
The boy stared at him as if guilty, looked at the face that didn't dare to smile at all for a few seconds, then looked at Xia Ge next to him covering his face, finally endured it for a while, endured it again and again, couldn't hold it back, and burst out laughing , angry and laughing, "Fuck...you are all bored! What a prank!"
"Mmm, I'm sorry!"
Xia Ge actively apologized and patted Ah Jiu, so Ah Jiu also nodded and lowered his head, "I'm sorry, I won't dare next time."
"It's...not that exaggerated,"
Seeing how serious they were, the boy felt a little embarrassed, "Shooting a video, right? I don't blame you for not being angry, but I have one condition."
Ah Jiu asked, "What conditions?"
"Delete the video! Don't post it on the Internet!"
"Cough cough..."
Next to him, Chen Xiaonian could hardly hold back his laughter.
The joke itself is really not so funny that it is particularly exaggerated, but after being chased for so long for this, it is really too outrageous, so outrageous that I want to laugh.
"Okay, I promise you~"
Xia Ge clasped his hands together and talked to the boy before he was let go.
The boy still wants to continue playing. Before playing, he has to buy water to drink. Before leaving, he repeatedly told him, especially to Ah Jiu. Every time he wanted to scold something, his words softened when he saw that innocent and beautiful face. come down
"Even if you have to post it online, remember to code it! Do you know? Tsk, I'll fool my brother later..."
Ah Jiu repeatedly nodded in agreement.
After a while, the boy went back and forth, with a few more bottles of water in his hands, and threw each of them a bottle,
"Forget it, even if you don't code it, you have to post it at least a month later! Otherwise, I will be asked to meet you next time."
Ah Jiu took the bottle of water and whispered thank you.
The boy finally left, Xia Ge took the camera, and Ah Jiu looked at the recorded content inside, couldn't help laughing for another 10 minutes.
"In this way, one of my wishes has come true~" Xia Ge announced happily.
Chen Xiaonian: "What wish?"
Xia Ge: "Make a prank video!"
It's really very simple.
Xia Ge remembered that he had wanted to do such a thing for a long time, but he was afraid that passers-by would be really angry if the prank was too powerful, so he didn't dare to do it, and there was no chance to do other pranks.
What's worse is that in his previous life, he didn't have his own video camera at all, so he could only watch other people play these games and take videos every time, looking very happy, even if he was being chased, he still thought it was fun.
This time, he finally made it!
Chen Xiaonian shook his head, he ran too fast, his legs were still sore and limp, he simply slumped on the chair,
"So that's it, you said that you want to let Ah Jiu experience the ingenious way of being treated like an ordinary human being, it's a prank..."
What a surprise.
That's right, it's all a prank on other people's heads. No matter how strange and dull the reaction is, it will only be regarded as "wanting to pretend to be a bionic man to escape the wrath of others".
Chen Xiaonian thought for a long time, but still laughed out loud. If he had known that he would not follow, maybe the two of them could escape successfully.
Beside, Ah Jiu remained silent, holding the bottle of water in his hand, and looked down for a long time.
Xia Ge had already gulped down a big gulp, it was sweet and very happy, and Chen Xiaonian next to him also took a gulp, it was still unopened, so there was no problem.
Ah Jiu didn't have the need or ability to drink water, so he never opened the bottle, but he refused to let go, just holding it carefully, distinguishing the words on it.
"It's... peach flavored, sparkling water."
"Yes, yes," Xia Ge nodded, "Mine is pear-flavored, Chen Xiaonian, what about yours?"
Chen Xiaonian raised his hand, "Lemon ones."
"It's like a gift. Why did he give us a gift when we played a prank on him?" Ah Jiu showed that smile again,
"If it's not a gift, it's just out of concern for others. After exercising, it's fine to drink mineral water, but if you give a drink with flavor, it's not out of the other party's needs, but 'your own heart', right? ?”
Xia Ge was stunned for a moment, feeling that what he said made sense, nodded and said, "Yes!"
Ah Jiu touched the water bottle, her smile did not fade, "My master, once, also gave me something."
"What is it?"
"It's a golden hourglass."
Ah Jiu said with a smile, "At that time, I didn't understand why the owner gave me this thing. It was useless, worthless, and it couldn't be a part of my body. It could only be placed there to watch. Later, the owner said, this is A gift, he likes me very much."
"Hourglass."
Xia Ge imagined the appearance of an hourglass, looked at the sky and said, "The hourglass is really fun."
"Later I learned that gifts are things that only humans will give to humans. Facing machines, other people will only give 'needed' things and 'decorations'."
Ah Jiu fell into the memory and read intermittently, "My gift is only the hourglass from the master, and Xiaoxia, you gave me the bookmark. Today, I received the third gift. I am very happy, thank you you."
"You're welcome."
Xia Ge suddenly remembered that there was no hourglass in Ah Jiu's cloth bag, maybe it was lost or broken, so he didn't ask, "There will be more gifts in the future."
Just like him, he also received lollipops from classmates, hats from classmate Chen, and so on... It can already fill a box.
Ah Jiu: "I only know now that my wish...is this."
It’s not about being mistaken for a human being, but imagining being a human being, reliving the feeling when the owner was still there, the feeling of receiving a gift, being watched like that, with the warm eyes that only look at people.
Like when his master watched him.
Xia Ge sat among them, clapping one shoulder with one hand, "Ah Jiu, what do you want to do next?"
Ah Jiu said seriously, "I want to go to the amusement park."
Xia Ge said happily, "I also want to go to the amusement park!"
Chen Xiaonian held his chin next to him, "There seems to be an amusement park that adults go to. My family has a wild amusement park under construction. It hasn't officially opened yet, but it's just a few days' work."
Xia Ge: "It's so convenient!"
Chen Xiaonian smiled slightly, "Didn't you want to play bungee jumping and rock climbing before? Did I know a good place? This is what I said. It is built against the mountain. Because it has not been opened to the public, it will not be seen by outsiders. You can reserve the venue."
Xia Ge: "Is there such a good thing?!"
Chen Xiaonian made a gesture of surrender, "I won't participate in the bungee jumping, I just watch."
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