Boyfriend bought dried fish as a gift

Seeing Shen Xiaoyu shivering under the blanket, Shen Qianfan couldn't help laughing.

He couldn't remember exactly what kind of virtue he had when he was a child, but judging from Zhu Yin's headache whenever he mentioned the past, Shen Qianfan was also very lively and mischievous when he was a child, just like Shen Xiaoyu.

Every time the little cat makes trouble, his brother also likes to scare it with the nine-tailed sky fox.

The story of the nine-tailed celestial fox is widely spread, playing the role of "grandmother wolf" in the human world, and there are hundreds of horror stories about eating children derived from it.

In the human world, there are legends about sacrificing boys and girls in order to live forever.Correspondingly, in the rumors of the demon world, the reason why the nine-tailed sky fox can have a boundless lifespan is said to be due to a sorcery that devours demon cubs.

Legend has it that he eats a hundred cubs a year, which is truly terrifying!

Although no one has ever seen what the legendary nine-tailed sky fox looks like, the working people have always been the most intelligent and imaginative.

From childhood to adulthood, Shen Qianfan has heard many stories about the nine-tailed fox and seen many scribbled illustrations.Although there are slight differences in the descriptions, the thoughts they want to express are generally the same - the nine-tailed sky fox is terrifying!

Growing up under the indoctrination of these ideas, Shen Qianfan inevitably had stereotypes in his mind.

It seems that the legendary nine-tailed sky fox should be a ferocious beast with green face and long fangs. Its teeth are as sharp as elephants, its hair is as hard as steel needles, and it smells like blood.

Shen Xiaoyu, like all cubs, was very afraid of being taken away and eaten, so he decisively hid in the quilt and pretended to be dead.

But Shen Xiaoyu couldn't even hide cats and cats well, so he stuffed his head under the quilt and it was over. It was pure deception, and his snow-white tail and one small foot were still exposed outside the quilt.

Shen Qianfan reached out and fiddled with Shen Xiaoyu's exposed tail, helping it straighten out the mess.That fluffy little tail was not as thick as his little finger, like a young and tender white dogtail.

When he was a child, his mother cat also liked to help him tidy up his tail.In the cognition of the little cat demon, the tail can only be touched by people who are very close.

If an adult kitten is willing to let you touch its tail, it means it likes you very much.

Gently flicked by Shen Qianfan's fingertips, the "white dog's tail grass" flicked slightly to the sides, and the phantom split into two and three again in a flash.

It seems that Shen Xiaoyu is happy, it likes to play hide-and-seek with Shen Qianfan.

Shen Qianfan also pretended that he couldn't see it, and sat on the edge of the bed and said, "Ah, where is Shen Xiaoyu?"

The few "dogtail grasses" growing under the quilt trembled more joyfully.

Shen Xiaoyu seemed to be addicted to playing peek-a-boo, Shen Qianfan waited for a while, and saw that it didn't seem to come out yet, but more and more tails were hanging out from his buttocks, shaking into a mess.

Shen Qianfan was afraid that this silly boy would hide himself in the quilt all the time and suffocate, so he lifted the quilt and brought out the stupid Shen Xiaoyu.

"Mi!" Shen Xiaoyu's neck was strangled by fate, and she immediately went limp.

Shen Qianfan gently put it on the pillow.

Back then, Shanhai Hospital had just been established, and Zhuyin was so busy every day that she didn't have time to take care of her two younger brothers, so she threw them to Lao Wu.

Lao Wu is the most lazy, always only playing peek-a-boo with them, and playing the one who hides every time.

Relying on the fact that the kitten can't dive, every time it plays games, it quietly hides in the mud at the bottom of the pond to sleep.

Once it happened to be late autumn, when Lao Wu was playing hide and seek with them, he accidentally hibernated and passed out directly under the mud pond.

The well-behaved and sensible kitten waited by the pool for a day and a night, thinking that Lao Wu had drowned, sat by the pond and cried out snot bubbles, and set up a broken tombstone for Lao Wu while crying.

In the spring of the second year, when the old bird woke up and crawled out of the pond, he found himself very angry—the news that a tortoise was drowned in the pond occupied the front pages of major newspapers last year headlines.

In front of the tombstone erected by the little cat, many people came to visit and sent flowers to commemorate the unfortunate tortoise.

Lao Wu keenly seized the business opportunity, sold tickets, flowers, and firecrackers on his grave, and made the first windfall in his life, which has been out of control ever since.

......

"Mi." Shen Xiaoyu yawned a little.

Shen Xiaoyu played in the garden all morning today, and learned how to bark with Erbaiwu's puppies, he was tired from playing.

It hugged its tail obediently, and shrunk its small body into a ball.

Shen Xiaoyu wants to take a nap.

Shen Qianfan stared at its sleeping face for a while, then gently helped it put on the blanket, and went out.

Shen Xiaoyu is quite cute when he's not making trouble, it's really like when he was a child.

Shen Qianfan turned back into a cat body, and as soon as he walked up the steps, he faintly smelled a familiar fragrance.

It's fried fish!

The kitten jumped down from the steps in three steps at a time, almost turning into a white phantom, and gliding into the kitchen.

Chu Xingzhou was standing in front of the stove, with small fish frying in the pot.

The delicious little fish has removed scales, tail fins and viscera, and is wrapped in a thin layer of flour. It is constantly rolling in the golden hot oil, and the whole kitchen is filled with the smell of cat appetite.

Shen Qianfan swallowed, jumped onto the table, squatted obediently and waited for the meal.

There was a slight sound in the kitchen sink beside him, Shen Qianfan pricked up his ears and looked over curiously, it turned out to be some small live fish.

After eating dried small fish for so many days, it was the first time he saw what this small fish really looked like.

These small fish are about the length of a finger, their scales are reddish gold, and their caudal fins are pure golden yellow.

The small fish in this pond can't see any variegated colors on their bodies, they are so beautiful that they look like fake fish painted with spray paint. With the refraction of water ripples, when they swim under the sun, they shine brightly, and they are brighter than colorful tropical fish. dazzling.

It's hard to imagine that such a beautiful little fish is used for eating, it seems a bit reckless.

Shen Qianfan thought for a while, took an empty glass fish tank over, and put it at Chu Xingzhou's feet.Some gravel, fake grass blades and rockery-like stones are deposited on the bottom of the transparent fish tank.

"Meow." Shen Qianfan bent his head and looked up at him.

can i have a small fish

Chu Xingzhou glanced down at the little cat and the small fish tank, as if he understood what it meant immediately, picked up the small fish tank, helped it fill half of the tank with water, and put in two small golden fish .

Those small fish drooped their tails half-deadly as soon as they got out of the water, and became quick-witted as soon as they entered the water. They swam around in the small fish tank, shuttled back and forth between the green grass blades and rockery, and the grass blades in the bathtub also It swayed with the swing of the fish's tail.

Shen Xiaoyu must like this!

Shen Qianfan took the small fish tank, pushing and biting, and struggled to get the fish tank upstairs.

——Of course, this is purely a pretense for Chu Xingzhou to see.

As soon as he was out of President Chu's sight, Shen Qianfan immediately changed back to the appearance of a human boy, bent down to pick up the bathtub with ease, and carried it into the room.

......

The lazy cat Shen Xiaoyu slept until it was almost dark today before waking up.

After waking up, he saw the glass fish tank and the small fish on the window sill, but Shen Xiaoyu blew up with a "beep", jumped three feet high and hid in Shen Qianfan's arms, refusing to come out.

Once bitten by fish, ten years afraid of well rope.

"Mi. QnQ"

Shen Xiaoyu is afraid of the little goldfish.

The cat cubs are full of curiosity, exploration and fear of the small goldfish that invaded their territory.

But in the end, curiosity prevailed, and Shen Xiaoyu couldn't help approaching the small fish tank.

Closer, closer.

This kind of little goldfish is beautiful, but it looks stupid and has no attack power.

Shen Xiaoyu approached cautiously a few times, and without being beaten, he became more courageous.

It stretched out its claws to make trouble, frightened the goldfish, and tried to pick it up, but the silly little goldfish didn't resist.Let it pick itself up.

This is different from Shen Xiaoyu's expected trick of "fleeing and chasing, we can't fly"!

Shen Xiaoyu had never seen such a stupid goldfish, so frightened, he quickly threw the little goldfish back into the fish tank, and jumped onto Shen Qianfan.

"Shen Xiaoyu!" Shen Qianfan was sitting on the bedside reading a book on his mobile phone, when Shen Xiaoyu suddenly sat down on his hand.

Shen Qianfan was so absorbed in watching it, he pretended to spank its butt to teach it a lesson, and casually took Shen Xiaoyu aside.

After not having to work part-time, Shen Qianfan suddenly had a lot more free time.

He looked back at the past and thought about what he was doing in the past few years—it seemed that he had been busy working part-time to pay off his mortgage, living between home and work every day, fishing at work and continuing to fish after get off work, wasting his time.

If you want to ask him what meaningful things he has done, Shen Qianfan really can't tell.

Shen Qianfan learned from the painful experience and decided to do something serious and read some books.

So he opened the most popular book in the reading software on his mobile phone: "Tongjian of Monsters" (uncut edition).

In view of the large-scale content mentioned in this book, it is not suitable for children, so there are actually two versions that are most widely circulated on the market, one is the children's version, which is specially read for underage little monsters, and the other is the uncensored version. of the original.

Shen Qianfan watched the children's version when he was a child, but when he grew up he was busy with part-time jobs, so he didn't have time to watch the adult version.

He had never known the difference between the children's edition and the uncut edition until he opened the book.

Opening the first volume, it was still the familiar "Demon God Chapter", and it was still about the nine-tailed celestial fox.

But there are some references to shocking kittens in the original, un-neutered book.

For example, the nine-tailed celestial fox family is romantic and lustful by nature, good at housework, and often turns into handsome men and beautiful women to seduce people, leaving behind many erotic stories.

——It is said that the same is true of the legendary demon god.As a vixen for thousands of years, he is also fond of masculinity, and likes to lure beautiful little boys from the demon tribe to sleep with him.

Shen Qianfan, a beautiful little boy from the demon tribe, read a few chapters bravely, and closed the book with a blushing face.

Why does it feel more outrageous than eating children to practice.

I'm afraid this book is not made up randomly.

Shen Qianfan thought to himself, it's fine to describe the pheasant as a phoenix. What a good demon god, why would you seduce a little boy when you have nothing to do?