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Jiang Yunian used his pen to calculate on the draft paper, writing like the wind, and a storm raged in his mind.But within 2 minutes, a little enlightened light came into his eyes, and his outstretched hand brought out an afterimage, and his index finger pressed option C on the top of the phone screen.

correct answer.

The [-]th question of this week.

He fell back and stretched in a relaxed posture. The dark computer screen in front of him reflected the young man's beautiful eyebrows, eyes and jaw.

His thin arms rested lazily on the armrest, shaking them from time to time. The young man's flirtatious peach blossom eyes were slightly closed, and his sharpness was drawn away. The warm light of dusk covered his whole body. raptor.

This is an Internet cafe.

"A group of unreliable people." The young man snorted leisurely.

Jiang Yunian originally made an appointment with his cousin Han Ju and others, but no one came. Instead, he was tickled by the latest set of questions released by the learning software, and it took him two hours to do it.

What a joy it is to write a question, but there seemed to be a quarrel next door 10 minutes ago, and it may have risen to the point of a group fight.

"Brother Yun didn't want to argue with you at first. He bet three games with Han Ju and the others, and he was about to win. You fucking want to interfere and spoil a good thing. Are you cheap?"

"I've caught you today, let's see how I deal with you for Brother Yun."

"Bah! Li Cheng, what are you..."

"Damn it! This dead ladyboy bit me!"

Jiang Yunian closed his eyes, hearing the louder and louder noises from the next door, his brows and eyes were filled with restlessness.

"Tsk." Who would dare to cause trouble in his place without long-sightedness?

After straightening up, Jiang Yunian was not in a hurry to go out to clean up the people. With a flick of his fingertips, he first touched the phone with the screen turned off.

On the screen of the phone, in the 1v1 fighting room, the little girl with whom he had been fighting had been silent for half an hour.The letterbox icon lit up, clicked on the dialog box between the two, and the message the other party left for him was written by Jiang Yunian in a soft-girl tone——

If I were Emperor Qing in the future: Hey, it’s so comfortable to have a full-body spa in the sea of ​​questions.Let me tell you, the function finale question ([-]) is really amazing!Come on, little bear sister!I'll open a room and wait for you.

Jiang Yunian calmly skipped this sentence, and watched the latest news from the other party below.

Hug Bear: I have encountered a little trouble, and I will come when I solve it.

The time showed 10 minutes ago, when he was immersed in the sea of ​​questions, he probably didn't hear the vibration of the phone.

The slender and skinny index finger stretched out, and touched the head of the cuddling bear to caress.Her profile picture is that of a frigid cartoon girl holding a furry teddy bear tightly in her arms, with her chin resting on the bear's ear full of attachment, which looks quite childish.

After a long while, Jiang Yuqing smiled and withdrew his hand, and typed a reply.

If I were Emperor Qing in the future: Then I will stop writing and keep the vacant room alone for Sister Xiong, you must remember to come back.

Jiang Yunian took a closer look, he was pitiful and charming, simply perfect.

Satisfied, he put the phone back into his pocket, then got up and walked towards the increasingly lively next door.

Across the half-covered door, Jiang Yunian heard a mess of tinkling bells and dirty scolding voices inside, some of which he seemed to have heard somewhere.

"When Han Ju was here before, why didn't you dare to take the lead? You couldn't afford to lose in two games, and a group of bullying cubs relied on the number of people to show off their prestige."

"Fuck, hold this shemale down for me first! By this time, beep beep, your mother can't figure out the situation. Today, I will help your parents teach you how to write the three words 'knowing the current affairs'."

At this time, the interior of the box was in a mess, with seats, keyboards, and mice overturned and scattered, and there was even a stream of blood dripping on the ground.

A few young men with dyed hair and tattoos and skeleton short-sleeved ripped pants gained the upper hand and controlled the two people in the uniforms of No. [-] Middle School. Superiority.

"Have you sent a message to Brother Yun? That's fine, let's leave it alone for now." Li Cheng nodded, and looked at the other person with unclear eyes, "As for this monster... hiss!"

The restrained young man lay dormant for a long time. When he heard the scolding, his expression was cold. He turned his right wrist to release the restraint, and then punched Li Cheng hard in the abdomen.

Li Cheng was suddenly punched hard, his facial features twisted and convulsed in pain, and his internal organs seemed to be displaced: "Ah! Hiss, you fucking..."

The young man only had time to add another kick, but he was hurriedly restrained by the dog leg, who scolded angrily and gave him a few times, no matter how hard it was.

Xuan Lin gritted his teeth tightly, blood gurgled from his wrist, but there was no trace of pain on his face, he only turned to Li Cheng and said, "Try if you dare to touch him."

His tone was calm and cool, even though he was once again controlled by those bad boys, his ice-like eyes fixed on Li Cheng firmly, like a lone wolf that could get angry at any time.

Li Cheng covered his stomach, walked to another person in school uniform with a grim face, and stretched out his foot as if to step on that person's head: "Why don't I dare? I'll just do it right in front of you..."

at this time--

"boom!"

The sound of kicking the door was like thunder.

"Fuck, who is it?"

The people inside were taken aback, and the gangster who was "the boss of the sky, my second child" just now looked at the door in surprise.

The door panel was kicked wide open, but there was no mark on it, and the door kicking skills alone were all top-notch.

The young man was tall and slender, retracted his legs unhurriedly, moved his peachy eyes, glanced into the box, and smiled: "Li Cheng?"

Li Cheng could recognize his face even if it was burnt into relics. In an instant, 'Damn it' was written all over his face, and his back broke into a cold sweat.

"Jiang...Jiang Yunian?"

When the insider heard this name, he fell silent for a moment, and his head could not be lowered any lower.But there are also a few stunned youths who were overjoyed when they saw the credits delivered to their door.

"Brother Cheng, who is this guy? He has a bad temper, and he dared to kick in the door, wanting to make trouble?"

"Isn't it because you want to show off to Xu Lin? If you want me to say, we beat him together!"

The delinquent boy who had just been with Li Cheng for a while was overjoyed. After a few words, he was already like a hyena smelling meat, and surrounded Jiang Yunian viciously, completely ignoring Li Cheng's extremely ugly face behind him.

Xuan Lin looked towards the door, and was startled when he saw the person leaning lazily by the door frame.

The enemy had already surrounded, Jiang Yunian lowered his eyebrows and yawned.

A group of people walked in a flimsy posture, pretending to be fierce, and their faces were sunken with extremely hot eyes.He could already tell that these were bad young men who had just been with their Brother Yun for a short time, their bodies had been hollowed out by tobacco and alcohol, and they couldn't understand any tricks.

When the person approached and stepped within three meters, Jiang Yunian narrowed his eyes slightly and moved his back away from the door frame.

He looked calm, eating and drinking like usual, but when he saw the mess on the ground, there were draft papers and exercise books covered with densely written papers, and there were also black and black footprints, he was extremely angry .

who is it!How dare you throw sacred knowledge under your feet!

Li Cheng's mind buzzed, and he said eagerly, "Call me back..."

The unscrupulous teenagers didn't know if they heard this part of the sentence. With a passion, they bravely and fearlessly charged at Jiang Yunian, showing their fists and kicks.

The moment the attack came, Jiang Yunian felt a sense of enlightenment, and he remembered the math problems he had done before.

It was like a movie played in slow motion in front of my eyes, and there was no way to hide any offensive flaws.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yunian established a coordinate system with his feet as the center of the circle without hesitation. The arms and legs of the enemy stretched out were line segments piercing the center of the circle, and the avoidance path was the gap between those line segments.

Establishing lines, shifting, swinging fists and hitting faces, whipping legs to attack birds, side kicking numb tendons...

The movements are like flowing clouds and flowing water, neat and crisp, and done in one go.

In just 5 minutes, several unscrupulous teenagers who attacked aggressively lay on the ground in disorder, clutching their sore spots and howling.

They will never know that the great power of mathematics defeated them.

Jiang Yunian slowly pulled down the folded sleeves, smoothed out the folds, glanced lightly at the screaming shrimp soldiers and crab generals on the ground, and then returned to Li Cheng: "I haven't seen you for a year, I'm promising."

Cold sweat drenched his back, and when the cold air conditioner blew, Li Cheng shivered and quickly apologized: "Brother Nian, these are newcomers who are not sensible. I will teach them a lesson when I get back. I apologize to you. Don't worry about it."

Jiang Yunian nodded indifferently, his eyes fell on the two people who were restrained, and the mess on the ground, he smiled suddenly, and his peach blossom eyes that set off the curves became more passionate.

"Li Cheng, what do you think is going to end today?" Jiang Yunian looked at the two people in school uniforms. The delinquent boy who restrained them seemed to be burned, and quickly let go of his hands. "Both of them are the distinguished VIPs of Tiansheng Internet Cafe. Who told you to break in and be rough on them? Come here and make trouble under my nose, you are too tired of living. "

After the last sentence was finished, it seemed that there was still a chill in the air that would linger for a long time.

Li Cheng's vigilance was at its highest level, and his mouth was bitter. He didn't expect that when he came here today, he would hit the muzzle of this King of Hades.

Back slowly arched, Li Cheng put his posture very low: "Brother Nian, you can also tell that these are all newcomers. They have not been around for a long time and don't know the rules. They didn't come here on purpose to cause trouble. What do you want? Nothing else."

Jiang Yunian ignored him, walked straight up to Xilin, squatted down and aimed at the other's wrist, grabbed the uninjured one, and pulled him up, feeling the slippery and cold touch passing over his fingertips.

Li Cheng gritted his teeth, and continued: "Brother Nian, look, his wrist has been cut quite a bit just now, and it is still bleeding, I will pay double the medical expenses to apologize to the two classmates, and immediately put this Get it cleaned up..."

"Thank you."

The young man in front of Jiang Yunian whispered, and as he stood up, the clear and pleasant breath floated to his nose, Jiang Yunian finally saw his face, and the surrounding silence instantly.

The young man is cold and fair-skinned, with a clear face, just like white porcelain soaked in ice water, as if hissing and breathing cold air, because the breath is too indifferent and cold, and the sense of alienation and distance is very strong.

He has always been reticent, and the short words of thanks came out of his mouth, but it would not make people feel perfunctory.

Jiang Yunian's eyes moved down, focusing on his bloody wrist: "Thank you, you are implicated by Han Ju and the others, so I can't just ignore it. Classmate, go deal with the wound?"

Xi Lin lowered his eyes to look at the wound, without any expression on his face, nodded and went to wash it. A pine-like figure entered the bathroom in the private room, and then there was the sound of running water.

Another student with long hair and shawl got up by himself. There was no obvious injury on his body, but the wig was already in jeopardy, so he simply took it off, revealing a short short hair. This is also a boy.

Only then did Jiang Yunian turn his attention back to Li Cheng, he didn't hear what Li Cheng said just now.

Li Cheng was stared at stiffly, so he said bravely, "Do you think this is possible?"

"Write another [-]-word self-criticism, and tell Chu Yun when I go back. I will settle the matter with him after I have two days to spare."

This means not ready to let go.

"Brother Nian..."

Li Cheng showed embarrassment, if because of today's incident, Jiang Yunian brought someone to Brother Yun, it would be no wonder he had to be peeled off.

Jiang Yunian smiled, "Don't want to write?"

"Want to write, want to write!"

Jiang Yunian was skeptical about their study attitude: "Do you really want to write?"

Li Cheng showed a smile that was uglier than crying: "We are all voluntary to write, not forced."

Jiang Yunian nodded.

Despondently, Li Cheng directed his ten younger brothers to pick up the guy and tidy up the box.

The high school student sitting in front of the computer turned around and smiled. Just now Li Cheng ridiculed them for being ignorant of current affairs. Now that Feng Shui is turning, it is Li Cheng's turn to be in this situation. Sure enough, he is more aware of current affairs than they are.

When Xi Lin came back after cleaning the wound, what he saw was this scene.

In the box, the keyboard, mouse, and seat are back in place, the windows are clear and clean, there is not a speck of dust on the ground, and the lights are almost reflective.

The ink in the stomachs of a few gangsters is not enough to add up to two taels. They are wearing pain masks and leaning against the wall to write a confession. A group of people wrote with constipated faces.However, Jiang Yunian stood idly by the side, raising his eyelids from time to time to glance at him, not to be lazy and fool around.

A red-haired man was struggling to write Gou Climbing, and he walked up to the person: "This grammatical structure is wrong, don't worry, you slipped through the nine-year compulsory education, and I picked you up again. It’s not too late, you learn on the spot and correct it on the spot until you get it right. Do you dare to come out and fight with people when you write wrong sentences?”

"Why do you only write half of the words? You are not sincere, and you don't want to go out of this door?"

Hongmao: If I fucking sincerely learn, how can I be bullied by you like this?

Sitting in front of the computer, the long-haired student in the school uniform of No. [-] Middle School couldn't help shaking his shoulders, apparently restraining his smile.

The wig has been firmly put on, and he now looks like a sweet high school girl, only the obvious Adam's apple indicates his gender.

Seeing that Xi Lin came back from the bathroom, the wound on his wrist had been cleaned, and the water was dripping, Tao Ke reached out and shook the phone: "I just placed an order for the courier brother to deliver the medicine, and it will arrive in 10 minutes."

Jiang Yunian finally showed mercy, instead of pointing behind the gangster, he walked over and looked down at the cold white and thin right wrist, the scratches were deep and abrupt, and he frowned slightly.

Su Lin noticed his gaze, and subconsciously covered her hands back.

"How's the wrist?"

"It just looks serious, and it will be fine in a few days after applying the medicine."

Jiang Yunian nodded, took out his mobile phone and signaled, "I'll transfer the medical expenses just paid to you."

Xi Lin took the mobile phone from the computer desk, and then he saw the message someone sent him not long ago, and he paused.

After transferring the money, Jiang Yunian glanced at the books that were properly placed on the computer desk, and then looked at Xuanji, feeling a little bit of appreciation and sympathy from his fellow friends.

He raised his hand and patted Xuan Lin's shoulder, saying that I am not alone.

Xi Lin paused in place, with a puzzled expression on his face.

After that, Jiang Yunian was free again, standing by the door to prevent people from going out, looking at the progress of the dog crawling pictures on the left and right from time to time.

Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, the volume was not loud, and it was very clear in the quiet box. A few unscrupulous teenagers scratched their ears and scratched their heads when they heard the sound, and looked over reflexively.

Jiang Yunian looked back blankly, and the group of people shrank their necks like quails to speed up their writing. When he lowered his head and lowered the volume, he realized that someone was looking at him from the computer.

He didn't pay much attention, his eyes were full of the message displayed on the floating window, and Hugging Bear replied to him.

Hug Little Bear: It's done, Your Majesty has been waiting for a long time.

If I were Qing Emperor in the future: What did little sister Xiong go to deal with just now?It's the first time I've seen you in such a hurry.

The next second after the transmission, a clear mobile phone notification sounded again in the room.

"Deng Deng."

Jiang Yunian raised his head in surprise, this time it wasn't him who made the noise, the source of the sound was in front of him, when he took a closer look, the person who coughed and made a silent sound suddenly came.

This coincidence was a bit scary, Jiang Yunian's heart skipped a beat when the movement was heard just now.

Jiang Yunian was leaning against the wall, and from the corner of his eye, he inadvertently saw that Su Lin seemed to be on the chat page, and smiled, maybe he was chatting with his girlfriend just like him.

Hug the Bear: Breaking things.

If I were the Qing Emperor in the future: Don't spoil your mood because of those things, if you don't like it, just punch back hard.Having said that, sister Xiong, you are in a very low mood today, so here is a hug and sticker for you!If it's convenient, you can tell me what bothers you.

The other party is typing...

Jiang Yunian turned his head abruptly, and stared coldly at the delinquent boy who was peeping nearby.

"Brother Nian, I didn't intend to see it, I really didn't see anything!"

The bad boy hurriedly begged for mercy, but his mind was full of the scene he just saw. Is this boss so soft towards his girlfriend in private?

No, why are they trying so hard to write a self-criticism here, but he, Jiang Yunian, is there doing two things, being a whip-throwing supervisor and falling in love? !

The unscrupulous boy became more and more angry, and almost burst on the spot.

Hearing the two thumping sounds, Li Cheng cried out in his heart that it was not good, it was obvious that Su Lin and Jiang Yunian were talking about something as if no one was around.

What are they plotting together?

Glancing quietly, Jiang Yunian and Xiu Lin smiled subtly, Li Cheng's heart sank to the bottom of the valley, and he felt that the smile was extremely eerie.

Hug Bear: It's nothing, there was a fight just now, and I didn't have time to reply.

If I were the Qing Emperor in the future: It doesn’t matter when you read the news and reply, sister Xiong, are you not injured?

Hug Bear: No... It was a friend of mine who got cut on his wrist.

The corner of Jiang Yunian's mouth stopped smiling, his eyelids lifted, he glanced at the young man with his back turned away, and then typed a reply.

If I were Qing Emperor in the future: I don’t worry that sister Xiong is fine, are you home now?After finishing the remaining 30 questions, we can go out of this room and go!

Hug Bear: We're home, let's continue.

After nearly an hour, the delinquent boy was almost done writing. Li Cheng gathered it up neatly and handed it over to Jiang Yunian for review: "Brother Nian, it's all collected."

Jiang Yunian was immersed in the sea of ​​questions, and didn't raise his head when he heard the words. After a quick glance, he pardoned the world: "It's okay, let's send it."

This is a pass.

The unscrupulous teenagers invariably breathed a sigh of relief, feeling relieved as if their daughters-in-law had become mothers-in-law for many years, and they were about to flee when they heard Jiang Yunian laugh with great interest: "Come and stand in a row, hold the confession letter on your chest, and I'll take a commemorative photo for you. "

Li Cheng was dumbfounded: "Brother Nian..."

You didn't say just now that there's another one coming out.He didn't dare to say this, he could only slander in his heart angrily.

Jiang Yunian raised his eyebrows: "You don't want to go out anymore?"

A group of delinquent teenagers held their confession books in front of them, like elementary school students holding awards for a group photo, with their heads raised on their necks, and their whole bodies were like straws with their spines bent.

Tao Ke cheered up, patted the back of Xiu Lin's chair, and asked him to watch along with him.

"Come on, have a laugh." Jiang Yunian's phone camera focused and took a picture of this scene.

The white light flashed and flashed, until the bad boy's self-esteem was on the verge of collapse, and he was mercifully let go.

It is indeed very memorable, and they are afraid that they will never forget this day.

Li Cheng took the lead, and the shrimp soldiers and crabs smeared the soles of their feet and slipped away without daring to turn their heads.

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During his lifetime, Xiangliting was a half-hearted philosopher, a pleasure criminal who was hated by everyone.

Due to his excellent potential, he was bound by the fast travel system after death.

System: Welcome to the villain department!The scum is rampant in the billions of small worlds, all you have to do is give them a merciless baptism!Their pain is our carnival!

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No matter what kind of adversity he is in at the beginning, he can always stand at the peak that the world can't even hope to reach.

Note: The character of the male protagonist is like the name of the text, and he is not a kind of chaotic camp.

The tentative world is as follows.

70s: The tool man brother who unconditionally dedicated to his younger brother

Traditional Xianxia: The Substitute of Tuan Chong Junior Brother and the Tianlinggen Container

Entertainment Desert: The ruined original creator who was plagiarized by the Reborn

Unlimited Survival: The abandoned cannon fodder mage in the tower defense game

Oriental fantasy: the vicious and selfish little uncle who retired from marriage

Real Modern: Disabled Veterans Struggling to Make a Living by Delivering Food

Overhead ancient times: the poor scholar who was robbed of his family wealth by Mary Su's face

Rich and powerful family situation: the real young master who is bothered by the real and fake parents

abo world: the mediocre beta without rights that was robbed of omega