When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

As a freshman, not long after he was admitted to university, his parents had a car accident. His mother was fine, but his father was in a coma in the hospital and needed a lot of medical expenses.His family was not very well-off, and the deposit was quickly filled in. The money borrowed by his mother from relatives and friends was about to be used up. Sun Zheng really had no choice. I heard that doing this job made money , was introduced into the entertainment city.

When they arrived at the gate of F, Sun Zheng bid farewell to them, Shen Hang stopped him and gave him his own mobile phone number: "Xiao Sun, don't do this again in the future. How much money do you need, send the bank card number to my mobile phone , I'll call you."

"Boss Shen! You are really a good person!" Sun Zheng's eyes were red, and he was about to kneel down to Shen Hang when his legs gave way.Shen Hang hastened to support him: "It's rare to know each other, we are friends. Don't worry about such small things between friends." But he couldn't help laughing at himself, good man?I am afraid that in Yang Aodong's heart, he is not even as good as a bad guy!He doesn't care what others think of him, but Yang Aodong...

After sending Sun Zheng away, Luo Yu turned around and asked again: "My lord, where are you going?"

"Go to my house."

"Hey, you said you wanted to invite me to Bolan for dinner!" Du Lizhi said, "Mr. Shen still insists on going back on what he said?"

"First of all, it was he who said that I wanted to invite you to dinner, not me;" Shen Hang glanced at him, and said lightly, "Secondly, Bo Lan was the one who said it yourself, we only said that I wanted to invite you to dinner. In the refrigerator at my house There are also two tomatoes and an egg, you can use my kitchen to scramble a tomato egg yourself."

Du Lizhi: "..." He didn't really want to eat Shen Hang's meal, but he became curious about Yang Aodong and wanted to dig something out of Shen Hang.So he quickly opened up the conversation: "That Mr. Yang...what does he do?"

Shen Hang glanced at him: "I won't tell you."

Du Lizhi: "..."

Shen Hang said: "So... you are not his boyfriend? I said he has a boyfriend, why did he come out with a boyfriend. Are you... dating?"

Du Lizhi followed the example and glanced at Shen Hang: "I won't tell you."

Shen Hang: "..."

Du Lizhi recalled Shen Hang's words just now: "Yang Aodong...does he have a boyfriend?" It's a pity.But knowing that he has a boyfriend, this Boss Shen is still chasing after him, it's really...

Shen Hang: "I lied to you."

Du Lizhi: "..."

Shen Hang: "He doesn't have a boyfriend, but he has a husband. He was married abroad." It means you don't want to get Yang Aodong's idea.

Du Lizhi smiled: "Then Mr. Shen, the unpopular little girl, is really top-notch!"

Shen Hang: "..."

Not long after arriving at Shen Hang's residential area, Shen Hang really invited him to his home and opened the refrigerator: "Whatever you want to eat, make it yourself."

Du Lizhi: "..."

In fact, there are quite a lot of things in the refrigerator. There are always about a dozen tomatoes, at least seven or eight catties of eggs, cabbage, carrots, celery, green peppers, cauliflower, garlic moss... There are vegetables in the winter vegetable market, Shen Hang's big refrigerator There are basically all of them in the freezer, there are several chickens, a few catties of beef and pork, and two bags of fish balls.

Du Lizhi didn't eat dinner at all, he was really hungry at the moment, so he didn't hesitate to disassemble the chicken, made a pot of chicken soup, stuffed a pot of rice, and fried two more dishes, tomato eggs and shredded pork with garlic moss.

Shen Hang spent the whole night drinking with him, and basically didn't eat much. Although Luo Yu didn't drink, he didn't bother to eat. Now he smelled the aroma of the food, his index finger moved, and he sat down unceremoniously and wolfed it down.By the time Du Lizhi tidied up the kitchen a bit and came out, most of the two dishes had been wiped out.

Du Lizhi: "..." The co-author is not inviting him to dinner, it is simply inviting him to do part-time work, or the kind that does not pay.

Du Lizhi had no choice but to cook and stir-fry two dishes and serve them up. Shen Hang patted his stomach while drinking the chicken soup and said: "The stir-fried dishes are good!"

Du Lizhi: "...Thank you."

"But it's still a little worse than me."

"..." Du Lizhi, "Boss Shen, you really have a thick skin."

Shen Hang: "Thank you!"

Du Lizhi: "..."

Luo Yu was sent to wash the dishes after dinner, Du Lizhi was not in a hurry to leave, he chatted with Shen Hang while knocking sideways to find out some news about Yang Aodong.Originally, Shen Hang believed that Yang Aodong had a boyfriend, but it was a pity that he added superfluous words about having a husband later on. Du Lizhi immediately believed that Shen Hang was lying.So hope was kindled in Du Lizhi's heart again, it's always good to get some news, especially it's quite challenging to get news from his rival.he likes!

It's a pity that Shen Hang's so many years in the entertainment industry are not for nothing, a set of Tai Chi can be said to be watertight.Du Lizhi spent a long time talking and talking, but he didn't get any effective news.Before leaving, Du Lizhi stretched out his hand: "What about the heavy reward promised by Mr. Shen?"

Shen Hang said to Luo Yu: "Go! Take out the piggy bank in my bedroom!"

So Du Lizhi opened his eyes wide and watched Luo Yu move out a huge pig from Shen Hang's bedroom, shaking it and making a tinkling sound.Du Lizhi was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth for a long time.

Shen Hang took the piggy bank and stuffed it into Du Lizhi's hand: "Mr. Du, you take it. Is this reward enough?"

Du Lizhi only felt his hands sinking, and he was almost pushed to the ground.It was thanks to his mental preparation, otherwise he would definitely have to fall into the mud with this pig.This time he really convinced Shen Hang, the corner of his mouth twitched and said: "Mr. Shen's treasured things in the bedroom are obviously beloved things. How can Du Mou win people's love?"

Shen Hang: "I, Shen Hang, have always kept my word and put integrity first. Since I promised to pay Mr. Du a lot, how can I go back on my word? Mr. Du insists on refusing to accept it. Is it because he wants to trap me in injustice?"

Du Lizhi: "..." He finally knew what it was like to shoot himself in the foot with a rock.He had no choice but to bid farewell to the huge pig with both hands, and squeezed into the elevator.

It was fine for everyone in the elevator to salute him in unison, but as soon as he stepped into the elevator, the damn elevator issued a "beep" overweight reminder.Du Lizhi had no choice but to exit unhappily under the unfriendly eyes of all the passengers and Luo Yu's mocking eyes, and took the stairs instead.

When he managed to carry the pig down to the first floor, Luo Yu and his car had long since disappeared.Du Lizhi: "..." I was tricked again.

Du Lizhi looked at the pig in his hand, okay, it was finally moved down, and it would be a pity to throw it away.This piggy bank is so heavy, there are at least a few thousand coins in it, Du Lizhi shrugged, at least enough for him to play online games for a month.

Du Lizhi finally returned home exhausted after receiving the attention of countless passers-by and a slap in the face by the taxi driver.

But when he opened the piggy bank, he was immediately dumbfounded.Where are the coins inside?Slowly, a jar of steel balls was lined up to welcome him in a very neat manner.

Du Lizhi: "..." I am such a pig!

Du Lizhi's side was so pitted that he was completely weak, Yang Aodong's side was typing in darkness, when he finished typing, when he changed into his pajamas, he touched his pocket, and found the business card that was announced that the next stop would be the trash can was still inside.

Du Lizhi... Du Lizhi... Du Pear Juice... Interesting.Yang Aodong glanced at the QQ account, logged in - search.As soon as I entered the QQ number and clicked the [Search] button, I was immediately pissed off.

The QQ nickname displayed on it was [Messenger of Justice].In view of the fact that there are many people using the same nickname on QQ, I opened the blacklist and took a look. The QQ account is not bad, it is that scumbag!Scum, scum, scum!How dare this scumbag show up! ! !Pretend to be innocent! ! !Hold! ! !Disgusting! ! !See if I don't punish him to death! ! !If Laozi is not dead, his surname will not be Yang! ! !Mom's! ! !

Yang Aodong glanced at the phone number on the business card again, the work unit, put the thin piece of paper into the bookshelf, closed his eyes and thought for a while, a sneer appeared on his lips.

Du Lizhi, it's fine if you don't show your face, but you want to hit the gun, it's no fault of me!But there was one thing he was relieved at last, Yang Aodong caressed his still flat belly, Du Lizhi was not bad looking, and if he could be a photographer of a famous fashion magazine, his IQ would definitely not be too low.In this case, the baby in his stomach will definitely not be too ugly when it is born.

Good!

☆, 23 was raped?

Since he said he wanted to play online games, he might as well start with online games, and let him vent his anger first.I don't know if the "power leveling" "helped" him level up these few days. If he is still at level 92, he just happens to practice leveling or something by the way, and he will fall down when he reaches level 100.

The number thief seemed to have disappeared out of thin air, and his character level was still at level 92 as before.But no matter what, there are only eight levels left. No matter how bad he is at online games, he can always reach level 100 after playing for two months.

So Yang Aodong leveled slowly while waiting for someone to go online.That Qinglan who was as disgusting as Shen Hang was not online, Yang Aodong was happy and quiet, and teased each other with [Forever Lost My Love] who had been sitting on the roof of the gang watching the sunrise, the sunset, the stars and the moon. [Forever Lost My Love] With that snail's typing method, Yang Aodong won a big victory, feeling refreshed.

Du Lizhi lay on the bed for half an hour before he recovered, and just about to get up, he sneezed several times in a row.Could it be that he sweated profusely and took off his clothes too quickly just now, and caught a cold?Du Lizhi sniffed, but couldn't feel any signs of a cold. Remembering the QQ invitation when he said goodbye just now, he excitedly turned on his computer and logged in to QQ.While casually playing the hot-blooded rivers and lakes online game, he waited for Yang Aodong to join him online.Glances to the lower right almost every two seconds—nothing, nothing.Why is there still no movement?There is still no movement!

When he was accidentally swept by a monster for the nth time, his teammates finally got impatient.

【Team】

[Sweeping the world]: What happened to you today?

[Dragon War Blood Xuanhuang]: That's right. The monster at level 80 and the fighter at level 102 actually died several times in a row.Damn, are you f*** deliberately slowing down?

[Blood all over Tianshan]: Brother Zheng, are you in a bad mood?

[Justice Messenger]: I'm sorry.

As soon as Du Lizhi finished typing these three words, he was kicked out of the team by the captain [Dragon Zhanxuexuanhuang].A group of 80-level monsters next to him flickered, and [Justice Messenger] lay dead on the ground very forcefully.

Du Lizhi: "..."

Du Lizhi felt bored and quit the game.A thought flashed in my mind, thinking of the newly released game "Da Jing Meng Hua Lu", since I can't wait for Yang Aodong to join QQ, why not apply for an account first to get familiar with it, maybe I can meet Yang Aodong.By the way, what is Yang Aodong's ID in the game?I'm a shemale?Ha, really enough personality.

Yang Aodong did business tasks for a while, and with a heartbeat, he returned to the gang. [Forever Lost My Love] Sure enough, it is still on the roof, it was just sitting like a statue, and now it is lying like a corpse.

【secret language】

[I'm a shemale]: Do you want to kill someone?

[Forever Lost My Love]: thinking, dreaming

[Forever Lost My Love]: I want to.

[Forever Lost My Love]: Depressed

[Forever Lost My Love]: There is nowhere to vent.

[Forever Lost My Love]: But I

[Forever Lost My Love]: This level, this combat power...

[Forever Lost My Love]: Cut, murder?

[Forever Lost My Love]: only level 0

[Forever Lost My Love]: Level 1 and Level 2

[Forever Lost My Love]: Can kill

[Forever Lost My Love]: If unfortunately

[Forever Lost My Love]: This level 0 is level 1

[Forever Lost My Love]: or Level 2

[Forever Lost My Love]: Novices have a

[Never Lost My Love]: High-level friend

[Forever Lost My Love]: I just can’t eat

[Forever Lost My Love]: Going around

[Forever Lost My Love]: I am afraid that in this life

[Forever Lost My Love]: They are all pure white.

When Yang Aodong was almost gasping for breath in reality due to the panting of "Forever Lost My Love", the words of "Never Lost My Love" finally finished.Yang Aodong managed to straighten out the messy sentence with punctuation marks and sentence breaks, and found that the long-winded thing only expressed one meaning - "No one can kill", Yang Aodong almost vomited blood.

【secret language】

[I'm a shemale]: I'll give you a chance to kill someone.

[I am a shemale]: Absolutely pure white 0-level rookie.No friends, no brothers, no relatives, the absolute "three noes" are good newcomers.You can go round and round, how about that?

[Forever Lost My Love]: Really?

[I am a ladyboy]: Naturally it is true.But I have a request, you have to rotate him for at least a week.

[Forever Lost My Love]: ...

[Forever Lost My Love]: You confess

[Forever Lost My Love]: You and this person

[Forever Lost My Love]: Mo Fei

[Forever Lost My Love]: Is there a revenge for killing his wife?

[I am a shemale]: ...

[Forever Lost My Love]: That is

[Forever Lost My Love]: Hate for taking your husband?

[I am a shemale]: ...

[Forever Lost My Love]: Wrong again?

[Forever Lost My Love]: Let me think about it...

[Forever Lost My Love]: Mouth

[Forever Lost My Love]: Ah! ! !

Yang Aodong was nearly collapsed by the "Ah" in [Forever Lost My Love], just took a sip of his saliva, and saw the even more shocking second half of [Forever Lost My Love]: "Could it be that you were killed by him?" Are you strong?" Yang Aodong fed the LCD monitor with a sip of water, coughing so hard that he didn't bother to reply.

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: Ah! ! ! ! !

[Forever Lost My Love]: Mo Fei

[Forever Lost My Love]: Am I right? ? ? ! ! !

[Forever Lost My Love]: Are you really

[Forever Lost My Love]: Being raped? ? ? ! ! !

[I am a ladyboy]: No.

[Forever Lost My Love]: No

[Forever Lost My Love]: I want to hide it

[I am a shemale]: ...

[Forever Lost My Love]: Hehehe~

[Forever Lost My Love]: I think back then

[Forever Lost My Love]: Me and my wife

[Forever Lost My Love]: also from

[Forever Lost My Love]: It started with rape

[Forever Lost My Love] Speaking of this, I mourned for myself.A love that started with a rape similar to □, the ending really... Sigh!

Ten thousand grass-mud horses galloped and roared past Yang Aodong's head, I'm so angry, who wants to start with that Du Li?It would be good if I didn't kill him, so let's start?But from this point of view... [Forever Lost My Love] His wife is really good-tempered, and she will accept it when she is raped.Damn, is there really such a cowardly Virgin in the world?

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: No way

[Forever Lost My Love]: He

[I am a shemale]:? ? ?

No!Shen Hang likes Yang Aodong so much, how dare he blatantly rape him? !Besides, Shen Hang's account is at least level [-]. How can he be an opponent with a third-level trumpet?While Feng Zizhen was thinking, he typed with his only remaining right hand with difficulty, and he was shocked when he came back to his senses halfway through typing.That's right, [Forever Lost My Love] is Feng Zizhen. He has been playing this game for a long time. He was so angry with Shen Hang and Yang Aodong in the Asaihan Desert, and later accidentally discovered Shen Hang's secret.Feng Zizhen stopped typing, and tapped on the table with his only remaining right hand.Why don't you just tell Yang Aodong Shen Hang's secret? ...Forget it, after all, Shen Hang is still his boss now, it would be bad if he was kicked out and replaced in a fit of anger. He still likes the TV series "I see your face every day when I wake up".But... If Yang Aodong hadn't been raped by Shen Hang, it would be even worse.Yang Aodong, who is so noble and glamorous like an iceberg and snow lotus, how could he be raped? !If it develops according to the normal procedure, Yang Aodong hates the rapist to death, that's fine, but if the brain circuit is distorted, it will be bad.Shen Hang has to be vaccinated in advance.

But...with Shen Hang's impulsive personality, would he do something irreversible?Feng Zizhen thought about it, and then called Shen Hang.

When Luo Yu and Du Liyi left, Shen Hang's strong aura was completely released.He buried his face in his hands, despised himself, and complained, and when he raised his face, he found that both palms were full of water.

Depend on!I didn't cry!This is drool!

Thinking of this, Shen Hang was disgusted by himself, went to the bathroom and washed his hands, the eyes of the person in the mirror were still a little red, but it didn't matter, it would be fine if he didn't stay up late in the future.

Shen Hang was deceiving himself and doing mental construction for himself, when the cell phone in the living room rang.Shen Hang hurriedly wiped his face and dried it, and the caller ID jumped up and down, showing the words "Monster Bandit".

Feng Zizhen?Didn't he break his arm and rest at home?What are you calling now?

When he picked up the phone, the first sentence the other party said made him slip, and he was almost on par with Feng Zizhen in body.

Feng Zizhen said: "Shen Hang, did you rape Yang Aodong?"

It is more credible that Yang Aodong strengthened him than he strengthened Yang Aodong, right?No, Yang Aodong doesn't bother to force him at all, it's so fucking pathetic!As for him forcing Yang Aodong?Shen Hang admits that he is not a gentleman, he really thought about it, but he strangled it in the cradle at the first sign.With Yang Aodong's character, Shen Hang believed that if he really raped Yang Aodong, Yang Aodong might castrate him.Shen Hang would not do such a thing with high risk and low return.

However, the key question is - was Yang Aodong raped? !

Feng Zizhen said a word, but there was no sound from the other side for a long time.Feng Zizhen's heart skipped a beat: "You...really raped Yang Aodong?"

"..." Shen Hang said, "How is it possible? Feng Zizhen, tell me clearly, what happened?"

Feng Zizhen recounted the conversation with Yang Aodong and Yang Aodong's performance in the online game just now, and Shen Hang was half settled, because with Yang Aodong's character, if he was really raped, it must not be just playing tricks on people in the online game It's so simple, and even though Yang Aodong is cold but has a big temper, it's impossible for him to play online games and talk to Feng Zizhen so calmly after being raped.But there is still half of my heart hanging, since Yang Aodong didn't deny it at the moment, does it mean that... he and that person are adulterous?

The half of Shen Hang's heart that had just been let go immediately hung up again.Could it be... that Du Li was the one she had raped with?Yang Aodong half pushed and half did it and regretted it?

Shen Hang's heart hung in the air several times, and he almost had a heart attack. Just as he was about to ask Feng Zizhen what he thought, he heard Feng Zizhen's voice: "I won't tell you anymore. .I'll hang up first. Your queen will be in a hurry later."

Yang Aodong typed several rows of question marks in a row, but there was no response from the other side. [I will never lose my love] I agreed. Although these words were inexplicable, Yang Aodong didn't pay much attention to them. He directed the characters to do several cheating main quests. After opening the plug-in, when the task is completed, I look at the experience bar, it is empty, and then look at the level, level 93.

yeah!It's good to be leveled, but how can you enjoy leveling up yourself?Yang Aodong's depression from Shen Hang tonight and the anger of knowing that scumbag dared to come to him again tonight were swept away. Only now did he realize that the private chat channel was "lost my love forever" and gasped. Brushed into a river.

The author has something to say: Please forgive me if there are typos. TAT really doesn't have time to check.

☆、24 He is your son

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: Nothing

[Forever Lost My Love]: I typed wrong

[Forever Lost My Love]: I promise you

[Forever Lost My Love]: Nature will do it

[Forever Lost My Love]: If I

[Forever Lost My Love]: The depression has not gone away.

[Forever Lost My Love]: I will round him for a month

[Forever Lost My Love]: Maybe.

[Forever Lost My Love]: Don't worry!

[Forever Lost My Love]: I will replace you

[Forever Lost My Love]: Revenge!

……

[Forever Lost My Love]: Huh?What about people?

[Forever Lost My Love]: Yaoyao?

[Forever Lost My Love]: Yaoyao?

[Forever Lost My Love]: Yaoyaoyaoyao?

[Forever Lost My Love]:? ? ?

[Forever Lost My Love]: Are you okay?

……

[Forever Lost My Love]: You let me replace you

[Forever Lost My Love]: Wheelman

[Forever Lost My Love]: You have to tell me

[Forever Lost My Love]: Who is that person?

……

After dragging the mouse for a long time, Yang Aodong: "..."

【secret language】

[I'm a shemale]: I'm fine o(╯□╰)o

[I'm a ladyboy]: I just went to the toilet.

[I'm a shemale]: Don't get me wrong, I didn't fall into the toilet.

[Forever Lost My Love]: ... (If you are in the mood to make a joke, it proves that Yang Aodong is in a good mood? Then Shen Hang is really in danger o(︶︿︶)o scum, you can ask for blessings. )

[Forever Lost My Love]: You haven't told me yet

[Forever Lost My Love]: Your enemy's

[Forever Lost My Love]: Where is the ID?

[I'm a shemale]: Uh.He hasn't applied yet. Probably.

[I'm a shemale]: I'll tell you when I apply.

[Forever Lost My Love]: ...

Yang Aodong continued to upgrade the task. Not long after, a system prompt box popped up: "Dear [I am a shemale], [Messenger of Justice] requests to add you as a friend. 1. Agree; 2. Reject."

I'm so crazy!This scumbag is really shameless, playing online games without even changing his ID, and dares to swagger through the market with this incomparably hypocritical and ironic name.

Yang Aodong clicked to accept, and then typed a line in the [Secret Words] box: "I have something to do, I'm sorry. Let's make a copy together another day O(n_n)O~" and sent a message to [Forever Lost My Love], explaining that the other party ID and location, it will be offline.

Du Lizhi finally applied for an account, installed the client, waited for the game to finish buffering, filled in the ID, selected the gender identity, etc., searched for [I am a shemale], and saw that the other party was online, he was suddenly pleasantly surprised, and quickly posted friend requests.The other party quickly accepted, and the [Secret Words] chat box lit up almost immediately.

Du Lizhi felt his heart beating wildly. He clicked on the chat box after swiping the mouse a few times, but he only saw the sentence "I have something to do, I'm sorry. Let's do a dungeon together another day O(n_n)O~", [I am a shemale 】The ID is black.

Du Lizhi: "..." You really don't feel sorry for your little friend who was played around all night and then thrown aside o(╯□╰)o.Du Lizhi felt that his depression was heavy again.But it was obvious that his bad luck had not yet come to an end. He had just commanded the character to complete a main mission when he saw a third-level trumpet rushing towards him, slashing at him without saying a word.

[System prompt]: "Dear [Messenger of Justice], you have been killed by [Forever Lost My Love], and your experience value has been reduced by 233. You can choose: 1. Resurrect immediately (requires a Resurrection Pill); 2. Return to the city Resurrection (free)."

System Nima!My dear?What's going on here, Xinshou Village was killed before it even left?As soon as Du Li moved the mouse to the [City Return and Resurrection] button, he saw himself standing up on the screen.

[System Prompt]: "Dear [Messenger of Justice], you have been resurrected by [Forever Lost My Love], and the other party consumed a resurrection pill." [System Prompt]: "Dear [Messenger of Justice], you have been resurrected by [Eternal Lost My Love]. Lost my love] kill, the experience value will be reduced by 18, you can choose: 1. Immediate resurrection (requires a Resurrection Pill); 2. Return to the city to revive (free of charge)."

Du Lizhi: "??..."

Huh?It's gone so quickly?Feng Zizhen checked the attributes of [Messenger of Justice], and sure enough... character level: 0; experience value: 0.Feng Zizhen: "..."

Sure enough, he is a newbie who can't be newer, Nima, this is too new, Yang Aodong didn't lie to him just now, he really just applied o(╯□╰)o.Feng Zizhen rolled his eyes, so let's say... this [Messenger of Justice] must have a private connection with Yang Aodong, just now!Shen Hang, you are in danger hehehe [smirk].

He only had two rounds, and he was depressed that he hadn't sent out half of it yet, so continue to round!To put it bluntly, we have to continue the round!

[System Prompt]: "Dear [Messenger of Justice], you have been resurrected by [Forever Lost My Love], and the other party consumed a resurrection pill." [System Prompt]: "Dear [Messenger of Justice], you have been resurrected by [Eternal Lost My Love]. Lost my love] kill, the experience value will be reduced by 0, you can choose: 1. Immediate resurrection (requires a Resurrection Pill); 2. Return to the city to revive (free of charge)."

[System Prompt]: "Dear [Messenger of Justice]..."...

……

Du Lizhi: "!!!"

【nearby】

[Messenger of Justice]: Are you crazy?

[Messenger of Justice]: Did I provoke you?

[Messenger of Justice]: Besides, I am white, why don't you wash your hair?

[Messenger of Justice]: Shenjing Bing!madman!

[Forever Lost My Love]: You

[Forever Lost My Love]: Turtle bastard!

[Forever Lost My Love]: let you grab

[Forever Lost My Love]: Old lady!

[永失我爱]：不揍死你！

[Forever Lost My Love]: I swear not to be human!

[Messenger of Justice]: ... You got the wrong person, right?

[Forever Lost My Love]: You are Hua

[Forever Lost My Love]: Become ashes, so does Lao Tzu

[Forever Lost My Love]: I recognize you!

[Forever Lost My Love]: Dare to do but not to be

[Forever Lost My Love]: You fucking

[Forever Lost My Love]: or not

[Forever Lost My Love]: Man? **

[Forever Lost My Love]: Was it eaten by a dog?

[Jiangdong Talent]: Stealing someone's wife is not a big deal, dare to do it or not, brother, you are really worthless!

[Love me China]: +1

[Forever Lost My Love]: You snatched

[I am a horse]: Yo, there are a lot of things going on in Xinshou Village recently.

[Forever Lost My Love]: If I don’t say anything,

[Jiangdong Talent]: Brother, don’t be angry, no matter how angry you are, you can’t always press Enter o(╯□╰)o

[Forever Lost My Love]: also interrupted

[Forever Lost My Love]: Lao Tzu's Arm

[Forever Lost My Love]: Damn how dare

[Forever Lost My Love]: Don't admit it? !

[Jiangdong Talent]: ... in reality?

[Jiangdong talented scholar]: ... to take revenge online?

[Love me China]: ...

[Messenger of Justice]: I don't know you at all!Neuropathy! NC!

As soon as Du Lizhi went to make a glass of milk and came back, he saw that the panting man had distorted the facts to such an extent, and took the blame for him.And it's still on the [Nearby] channel, if there is someone who has something good to say on the [World] channel, he won't be able to mess around in this online game.Du Lizhi was so angry that he swears a few dirty words, and just about to use his ability to choke people to death without swearing, when he saw the strong man with a big knife standing next to his "corpse" "Whoosh!" "The land is gone.Du Li's resentment was stuffed in his chest, and he hammered the keyboard frantically in front of the computer. After he punched it twice, he found that the keyboard was broken.Du Lizhi: "..."

But Feng Zizhen didn't do this on purpose, because in his friends channel, the "NPC" [Lan Canglang] who hadn't been online for two days went online!Feng Zizhen checked the coordinates, which happened to be where he went offline two days ago.It was only when he was in a hurry that he realized that the most unlucky NPC in history and the player with the strongest cheat in history [Lan Canglang], was still lying on the ground in a corpse state just like when he left two days ago, even his The dazzling array of footprints on the shabby novice's white clothes are still lifelike o(╯□╰)o.

Feng Zizhen: "..."

When Yang Aodong went offline, he looked at the time in the lower right corner, it was already 11:20 in the evening.Just now I didn’t feel angry or refreshed and excited, but now I turned off the computer and immediately started to feel sleepy. I almost fell asleep in the middle of brushing my teeth, and I didn’t know when I hit the pillow.I slept until the sun was three poles before waking up. When I woke up, I looked at my watch, it was 11 o'clock.

Yang Aodong: "..." When did he fall asleep like this?

Got up to wash up, casually tossed some eggs and milk for "breakfast", as expected (=_=) After vomiting, Yang Aodong went to make a glass of lemonade and drank it, and tossed some eggs and milk again After eating (=_=), I finally stopped vomiting this time.After eating, I went out for a short walk and came back, sat in front of the computer refreshed, typed another [-] words, took a deep breath, stood up and stretched.Although the old stalks are used this time, the names of the dynasties and all the characters have been changed. The style of writing used to be eloquent and eloquent, but this time I try to be dignified.If it has to be named, it can probably be called the main drama style of joy and sorrow supplemented by joy?

Yang Aodong wandered around between the living room and the kitchen for a few times, hesitating for 5 minutes between going to Yang Xu's house for a meal, going out to buy food, and making something for himself, and finally decided to do it himself.Opening the refrigerator, there is still a lot of stock in it. Is it fried fish-flavored eggplant or shredded pork with green pepper?After thinking about it for 5 minutes, the result is - fry both. (-_-|||)

Just like this for 5 minutes and 5 minutes, when Yang Aodong ate his lunch, it was already 03:30 in the afternoon.Wandering back and forth at home after eating, I always feel as if I have forgotten something, but I can't remember what I forgot for a while.Yang Aodong's memory has never been very good, it's hereditary.By the time he finished wandering and sat in front of the computer, it was almost four o'clock.

With a glance at the shortcut to the online game, the long-lost memory came back to my brain with a bang.At 02:30 on Saturday afternoon, I had a date with [I Love Shemale] Qinglan at Zhuli Teahouse, and it was already an hour and a half late. (-_-|||)

But...better late than never.Such a fun date, he couldn't bear to let it go to waste.I just hope that guy named Qinglan (poor assistant =_=) has a little patience.

Yang Aodong called Yang Xuhe, explaining that there was a date with a netizen, and he didn't know if the other party was reliable, so he asked Xiao Jin to help him meet.When Yang Xuhe conveyed the words to Jin Yuan, the tall and big boy frowned impatiently: "What's the matter with me?"

"He is your son, why has nothing to do with you?"

"My son..." Can I give birth to such a big son? o(╯□╰)o

"Even if you are a stepfather, you can't be irresponsible."

"Later..." Looking at Yang Xuhe's expression, Jin Yuan knew that his baby was serious, so he could only compromise, "Okay."

Seeing Xiao Jin's promise, Yang Xuhe immediately beamed with a smile: "Try to find out more about each other, don't just look at the surface. Appearance is important, but personality and outlook on life and the world cannot be ignored. Family background, parents, relatives and friends, including education experience are best. Lean out. Take the camera, remember to take a few photos and come back. By the way, where is the recording pen? Recording..."

Jin Yuan's long, handsome eyebrows were almost drawn together, but he interrupted him helplessly: "Honey, I'm not going to be a spy, nor a reporter."

"Okay," Yang Xuhe shrugged slightly, reluctantly compromising, "Then don't take the recording pen...but you must retell us the entire conversation!"

Jin Yuan: "...I'd better take the recorder."

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☆, 25 You ask for more blessings

Lan Qing's patience has always been very good, but it doesn't mean that he is waiting for someone to drink up two pots of tea, go to the toilet four times, and the other party who came two hours late has an even more impatient expression than him Sometimes, patience gets better.

It really wasn't Yang Aodong.Yesterday morning, Shen Hang gave a lot of instructions, if it is really Yang Aodong who came (of course, the possibility is almost zero), then tell him the truth, but what should be said and what should not be said Lan Qing, you are so smart and capable Know how to grasp it (what a big hat!); if it’s that gold ingot that comes, try to find out as much as possible, it’s better if you can tear people apart and eat them (-_-|||), you can play to your heart’s content You are an annoying specialty (=_=).Take a few photos and come back, and tell me the whole process verbatim (every word is emphasized), otherwise your salary will be deducted!

Lan Qing took the recording pen automatically and consciously without being reminded, and the salary is a big deal.