When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

...uh, here's the list, please check it out. "

Shen Hang glanced at the dense list of dozens of pages, feeling a little dizzy.Lan Qing, Lan Qing, if it's not my own money, I can't spend it like this. I've treated you well these past few years. You can't use my money to find a sense of existence.Although Shen Hang doesn't care about money, he saw so many useful and useless things, including eyebrow pencils and lipsticks, bras and sanitary napkins, baby diapers, baby milk powder, baby carriages, baby toys...etc. , I was stunned for more than ten seconds.He really wanted to stab Lan Qing with a knife.

But this time Shen Hang really wronged Lan Qing, because Shen Hang pushed too hard, in order to save time, Lan Qing went directly to the supermarket manager and said: "You can choose a similar one for household daily necessities." Said After paying the deposit, we left.

The manager also looked puzzled, looking at the six characters on the order, he wished he could break them apart and see the words through the cracks.A typical family should be a family of three, husband, wife and children.Judging from Lanqing's age, the child should have just been born or is about to be born.Then get one for men, one for women, and one for babies.In daily life, toothpaste, toothbrush, soap, laundry detergent, towels and so on must be indispensable. Pots and pans should also be counted. Let’s eat, if it is easy to break, let’s forget about it. Induction cooker, soybean milk machine and major appliances... belong to daily life or not? Woolen cloth?The manager struggled for a long time to choose a few "everyday" small appliances.

Shen Hang thought that this was decided by Lan Qing, and it would not be good to return it, so he had no choice but to swipe the card with a dark face.Yang Aodong looked at the empty living room like a high-end garbage dump, and couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Shen has too much money to spend, are you going to use the corset as a sun hat?"

Yang Aodong seldom smiles, and Shen Hang has never seen him a few times. Shen Hang stared blankly at his smile, unable to take his eyes off: "As long as you think it's fun."

"Yeah, I can just open a grocery store."

"Do you want to open it? I'll set up a shop for you downstairs."

Yang Aodong only felt a dull pain in his temple: "Within 10 minutes, all these things must disappear!" Then Yang Aodong watched Shen Hang jump up from the ground to open the multifunctional folding locker, and stuffed all the things on the ground into it very quickly .

Yang Aodong: "..."

Shen Hang finished loading things in seconds, turned his face and smiled at Yang Aodong: "The task is completed. Please give instructions."

Yang Aodong lost his temper and waved his hands: "Get lost!"

Shen Hang: "How many laps? How many laps can you get rid of your anger? I'll roll right away."

What's more difficult than brown sugar?It is invulnerable brown sugar. =_=Yang Aodong had no choice but to spread out and said, "You like me? Want to chase me?"

Shen Hang was eager to mention the core topic, so he nodded quickly: "Yes, yes."

"How long is the cycle for Mr. Shen to like someone?"

Shen Hang was stunned by this question: "Cycle? What cycle?" It's true that there is a cycle in the operation of funds. Do you like this thing?

Yang Aodong leaned on the sofa, closed his eyes slightly, and sneered softly: "Let's put it in a simple way, how long did it take Mr. Shen from chasing someone to abandoning him? Two months?"

Shen Hang almost spat out a mouthful of blood.Wrong!He has never pursued anyone in his life. TAT Otherwise, it would be impossible for him not to pursue anyone. This situation is full of misunderstandings: "I have never pursued anyone in my life. Yang Aodong, you are the first."

Shen Hang said this very seriously.Yang Aodong raised his eyelids slightly in surprise, does it mean that to start an entertainment company, one must first be a superb actor?Or is this person not telling lies, and the others are all after him?For example, Feng Zizhen who chased after Shen Hang and then threw him off?If this is the case, Shen Hang is really pitiful, but a poor person must have something to hate, this person looks like a dog on the surface, could it be that he has some personality flaws? (Mr. Shen, you are so pitiful o(╯□╰)o)

Naturally, Shen Hang didn't know about Yang Aodong's mental activities, at the moment he thought that Yang Aodong had been softened a little by his sincerity, so he changed the subject when he saw it: "Dongdong, are you hungry? Let's go out for dinner."

After being harassed by the doorbell all morning, it's time for dinner.Yang Aodong said indifferently: "Let's do it at home. Mr. Shen didn't say that flying in the sky swims in the water and grows on the ground. Can you make me whatever I want to eat? It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day. Just today. Let me experience Shen As for the general craftsmanship, Mr. Shen has always promised everything, so I think he will not refuse." I ate a lot in the morning, and now I am starving again, baby, are you an idiot?While thinking, Yang Aodong caressed his lower abdomen indiscriminately.

Shen Hang choked on these words and broke out in cold sweat.This time, he understood what it was like to dig a hole and jump by himself, and lift a rock to hit his own foot.If you say it or not, you will definitely be despised by Yang Aodong. In order not to let Yang Aodong despise you... let's bite the bullet.

Shen Hang has been single for so many years, and he dare not say anything too complicated, but he still knows how to cook some simple home-cooked dishes.Although the taste is not guaranteed =_=, but it can't kill people after all.

As expected, the gas stove started to fight against him again, and when the three dishes and one soup were served, Shen Hang was almost exhausted and paralyzed.There was nothing wrong with it, the main reason was that Yang Aodong was standing with folded arms at the door of the kitchen, and he was under too much psychological pressure.

Shen Hang was afraid that Yang Aodong would be dissatisfied if it was too salty, old, tender, but when Yang Aodong finished his third bowl of rice and went to the pot for the fourth bowl, Shen Hang finally couldn't calm down.Nima, are the meals he cooks so delicious?The steamed carp is obviously old, and some of the fish-flavored eggplants are raw...Yang Aodong is really not picky about food.It's a good thing not to be picky about food, but Nima's appetite is too big, right?Such a big appetite and still so thin, can't it be a problem with the digestive system?

Thinking of this, Shen Hang startled himself.Take some time to take Yang Aodong to have a physical examination. It seems that the last time I met Yang Aodong in the hospital was because of a stomach problem?

But now Yang Aodong wanted to eat, and he couldn't stop him. He watched Yang Aodong finish the fifth bowl before he put down his chopsticks contentedly: "Those who achieve great things in ancient and modern times must start well and end well, so... since Mr. Shen cooks the meal Yes, Mr. Shen should wash the bowl too."

Shen Hang: "..." Is it necessary to wear such a big hat?But this tone is really... really... how domineering and domineering.Shen Hang has almost seen his own bleak prospects as a professional male nanny.No, I must fight if I have the opportunity in the future!But for now... let's do the dishes.

Since people can't drive him away, Yang Aodong doesn't plan to drive him away right now.Shen Hang was still washing dishes in the kitchen, so he turned on the computer.Yang Aodong's rage smokes, and he can't change his irrational problem when he smokes. Last night, his brain pumped out a bunch of words that broke the limits of human beings. He has a good idea of ​​what the consequences will be today.The pseudonym that has been painstakingly managed for so many years will be scrapped if it is said to be scrapped, and he doesn't feel bad for a new account.

When he logged into the backstage, Yang Aodong was still happy. He didn't know how many negative ratings scolded the author for being a stupid SB. He didn't want to admit that he still had a little expectation in his heart. He didn't know if there were any unconventional scolding methods.But the moment he opened the backstage, Yang Aodong: "..."

There are two lists of backstage articles. The first article is quite satisfactory and has been processed by him, and the title of the second article suddenly becomes "The author who brushes the backstage every day is □□□□, you really can't afford it!" ! ! ".

Four □ lined up together really TM**!

Yang Aodong clicked on [Comments I Received], and then - completely petrified.

Article [-]:

【网友：“春”天在哪里评论：《每天刷后台都被□□□□的作者你真的伤不起！！！》打分：2发表时间：2024-01-08所评章节：1】

Greatly Gaga Gaga Come on!By the way, it’s the first time I’ve read this type of article, it’s so good~~~~(>^w^<)

1L: So handsome, so handsome!Come on (^o^)/~

2L: LS you are wrong.How cool is this article?It's just... so handsome!

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Article [-]:

【网友：呜呜节操不见了评论：《每天刷后台都被□□□□的作者你真的伤不起！！！》打分：2发表时间：2024-01-08所评章节：2】

I was drawn in by the four cunts of that fuck what can I say?

1L: LZ shakes hands!I was going to pick up the monthly list to find articles, but when I saw the sexy four □□, my soul escaped in an instant, and when I returned to the shell, I finished reading both chapters TAT ​​good article!

2L: +1

3L: +2

4L: +10086

5L: The four □ who organized TAT have magical powers, it must be.Before I knew it, it was already in my favorites. o(╯□╰)o

6L: LS hugs.Me too... well, although this article is a bit challenging to the old paper's three views...but...but...it's too cute.Author bacteria V5!

7L: ...

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Yang Aodong thought he had entered someone else's backstage, but it was obviously his own. =_=This is not scientific!Her Lady Queen, who had always been calm, roared in her heart: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!This unscientific! ! !The text I wrote with all my heart is TM dead, and such an unlimited mess——

Times have certainly changed.

But in the eyes of Shen Hang who just came out of washing the dishes, Yang Aodong stared at the screen very seriously and turned the mouse wheel very calmly.A sacrosanct expression on his face.So Shen Da Cowhide Tang's footsteps unknowingly eased.

Dongdong's family is engaged in creation.

☆, 36 kick the ball (most of the tour)

Since that day when I played the book together with [Lan Canglang] but encountered the worst plot reversal in history, Feng Zizhen spent two days healing himself.On the third day, I finally mustered up the courage to board the game, only to find that Lan Canglang was not there.

very good.An agent NPC is still TM offline! ! !But it doesn't matter, Feng Zizhen has long been used to it.I just took this opportunity to train the number five. [Lan Canglang] Although the thighs are thick, they obviously have a cheating +100 attribute, so it's better to fight monsters and do tasks by yourself to save worry and trouble.

When I went offline last time, I was in the "Iron-Blooded Imperial Guard" dungeon, but this time I went online—it was still in the "Iron-Blooded Imperial Guard" dungeon.Damn, does this dungeon have no clearance time limit?This unscientific! o(╯□╰)o

Feng Zizhen commanded [Forever Lost My Love] to go to the exit of the dungeon, but! ! !He found he couldn't get out! ! ! =_=Four guard NPCs knelt in a row in front of him, blocking the gate of the imperial guards tightly, and a dialog box popped up above the guard's head: "Lady Lan, please stay!"

Feng Zizhen was stunned by these three words again, and he manipulated the character to slash at him with a big knife.

[System Prompt]: "Sorry, this is a safe zone, the attack is invalid!" [System Prompt]: "Dear player [Never Lost My Love], you attack NPC for no reason, hatred value +1."

Feng Zizhen: "..." Can you play games any more?Who can tell him how a "duplicate" suddenly became a "safe zone"?Well, in the future, it will save trouble for the player to brush the dungeon, and just stare at the NPC and BOSS in the dungeon.Moreover, Nima has already "attacked invalid", and the hatred value is added. Isn't this TM too ridiculous? !

The guard was under attack, and the other imperial guards naturally would not sit idly by, so Feng Zizhen was "kidnapped" by a group of people to Vice Commander Jiang.The NPC said righteously: "Mrs. Lan, Commander Lan entrusted his wife to my subordinates before setting out the mission. I have been entrusted by others to be loyal, and I also hope that my wife will respect herself. Come, send Madam Lan back to her room!"

Nima, this is illegal!No respect for human rights!Feng Zizhen roared wildly in his heart, manipulating the characters to slash the door. [System prompt]: "Dear player [Forever Lost My Love], because you deliberately damaged the property of the Imperial Guard, the NPC hatred value +2."

The system, you have a grudge against me! Damn it!

Feng Zizhen was trapped in the dungeon and wanted to cry without tears.What?When will you come out?Just wait, didn't Vice Commander Jiang say that he had to wait for "Commander Lan" to come back from a mission.When will you come back from the mission?It depends on when the luckiest player and unluckiest NPC in history will be online.Judging from that person's habit of disappearing like a ghost, it doesn't take ten days and a half months for [Forever Lost My Love] to not come out at all, no, maybe he won't be able to come out TAT in this lifetime.

[Lan Canglang] Sure enough, he lived up to his expectations, his profile picture was gray for two consecutive days.On the third day, Feng Zizhen came up and stayed for less than half an hour before getting ready to go offline.At this moment, the gang channel suddenly became lively.

【Guild】

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Here comes the newcomer la la la la la~~~

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Dear friends, come out and welcome newcomers! ! !

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: It means peekaboo la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la .

[Bored to circle]: 69 What's your name?Didn't you see that everyone was busy fighting the boss?

[Chun Mian Bujuexiao]: Ah!It's been a long time since there's been a newcomer!Welcome welcome, warm welcome (^o^)/~hehe~

[I am a big big bird]: Onlookers o(≧v≦)o~

[Justice Envoy]: Hey, everyone, my name is [Justice Envoy].

Feng Zizhen rolled his eyes, your ID is on your forehead, okay?As long as you are not blind, everyone will know that you are called [Messenger of Justice], cut!Wait, Messenger of Justice?This name is so familiar, isn't it the one who seems to have raped Mrs. Shen's family Queen, and was rounded by him all night?

Enemy's road is really very narrow. o(╯□╰)o

【Guild】

[Forever Lost My Love]: Hello everyone,

[Forever Lost My Love]: My name is 【Evil Messenger】.

Du Lizhi was just dragged into the guild by [Please call me in the next 69 style] to say hello, the guild channel in the lower left corner suddenly disappeared, before he had time to be surprised, [system prompt]: "You have been [forever lost my love] by the guild leader. 】Please join the guild."

Du Lizhi really wanted to smash the keyboard.

Don't be surprised, [Forever Lost My Love] is indeed the leader.There are all kinds of guild leaders in this game, some are ambitious and intend to dominate the martial arts world, some are arrogant and just want to experience the thrill of being a leader, and some are just curious to spend money to build a guild and do it by themselves The polished commander o(╯□╰)o, and others like Feng Zizhen, who are so low-key that they wish they could just go down to the dust, no, they go down to the bottom of the earth =_=, help everyone It is almost impossible to think that there is such a person as the leader in the world o(╯□╰)o.So some time ago, when Lan Qing came up for leveling, he led a group of people to brush up dungeons and fight the boss. It was a superfluous act, and he seemed to be the actual center of power.

What was [Forever Lost My Love] doing at that time?Cough, he is lying on the roof looking at the stars and the moon, ready to see the end of the world...

When I first entered this game, Feng Zizhen did missions to clear dungeons, and I also concentrated on playing for a while, but establishing this guild was purely boring, through a bunch of unreliable (cough, in fact, there are also a few reliable mistakes) Aboard the Thief Ship) player's application for membership is even more because they are so boring that their hair grows. o(╯□╰)o

It is definitely the first time to kick out [Messenger of Justice] by using the power of the guild leader in the true sense.

【Guild】

[Chun Mian Bujue Dawn]: Huh, what happened?I seem to have seen the legendary gang leader?

[I am a big big big bird]: Hehe~

[Bored to circle]: Bird, you have been infected by hehe.

[I am a big big bird]: o(╯□╰)o no.I just didn't feel used to it, so I made it up for him.

[Bored to circle]: ...

[Please call it in the next 69 formula]: Dear, the boss kicked out my darling baby, you just have this attitude TAT

[Bored to turn around]: He is the boss [shrugs]

[Chun Mian Bujuuxiao]: Wait!Did I hear what?Chiguoguo's rape. Is there any love?Hehehehehe~~~~~~

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: I will never lose my love, come out and fight!

[I'm a big big bird]: Ah, it's exciting to watch!applaud! ! !

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: You guys! ! !You guys... TAT

[Bored to circle]: 69 Are you TM a man?Are you crying?Aren't you the deputy gang leader?If you add it in, you won't have to.

[Forever Lost My Love]: How dare you!

[Please call in the next 69 formulas]: Deputy gang leader?Yes, why didn't I think of pinching?

The above two sentences are ranked in no particular order, and they were written almost at the same moment.After the last sentence came out, all the members fell silent. Mr. 69, you just added people in, okay?Only the guild leader and deputy guild leader have this right, right?Don't tell us that you didn't realize that you are the deputy gang leader TAT until now.God will cry.

【Guild】

[Bored to the point of spinning around]: Which SB turned this guy into a deputy gang leader?

One sentence spoke out the aspirations of all members of the gang, but——the attribute of unlimited IQ is undoubtedly contagious, and the only person who can appoint a deputy gang leader is obviously the gang leader.Dear [Never Lost My Love], congratulations, you got shot. ╮(╯﹏╰)╭

【Guild】

[Forever Lost My Love]: I appointed it, what's the matter? !

Mr. Feng Zizhen, who was lying on the gun, was smoking above his head, and his typing speed with one hand reached an unprecedented high. He actually uttered a complete sentence, including two punctuation marks to strengthen the tone! o(╯□╰)o

【Guild】

[Bored to the point of spinning around]: Not much. [Shoulders Shrugging] Our gang is really weird. The leader of the gang brings his own invisibility medicine, but the vice-leader is just the opposite. He forgot to bring his brain pills.

[I'm a big big big bird]: Oh, classic!Circle is so handsome!

[Chun Mian Bujue Xiao]: It's so lively in the guild today~ Yes, it's so lively~ Hehehe~

[Please call the next 69 formula]: Dear, I added Xiao Zhengzheng into it!

This game is so fucking irritating, Du Lizhi was about to quit, so he might as well change to another game, [system prompt]: "You have been invited to join the guild by the deputy guild master [please call in the next 69 style]." A line popped up in the guild channel Words, [System Prompt]: "You have been invited out of the guild by the guild leader [Forever Lost My Love]." Before Du Liyi breathed out, [System Prompt]: "You have been asked by the deputy guild leader [please call me in the next 69 formula] ] Please join the guild." [System Prompt]: "You have been asked to leave the guild by the leader [I will never love you]."...

Du Lizhi really couldn't help smashing the keyboard this time, are you two playing football? Nima! ! ! ! !

【Guild】

[Chun Mian Bujue Dawn]: Wow!Are you two playing football?Hehe~

Comrade Du Li will be very grateful if he hears it, because you have spoken out Comrade Du Li's aspirations.

【Guild】

[I'm a big big bird]: That's right.Can I ask Lord Gang Leader where is your real body?Could it be that it was really hit by the circle of circles, that it brought its own invisibility medicine...

[Forever Lost My Love]: TAT

[Forever Lost My Love]: You TM

[Forever Lost My Love]: I only bring my own invisibility medicine!

[Forever Lost My Love]: I was trapped

[Forever Lost My Love]: In the dungeon

[Forever Lost My Love]: Can't get out! ! ! ! !

[I am a big big big bird]:?

[Bored to circle]:?

[Chun Mian Unaware]:?

[Chacha]:?

A series of question marks without aesthetic feeling, the last one is obviously a little strange.then--

【Guild】

[I'm a big big big bird]: Circle circle, hurry up and welcome!Your guy is here↖(^w^)↗

[Bored to the point of spinning around]: The little rookie, go away!Oh, why haven't I seen you?

[Chacha]: Uh... I haven't played the game for a long time.At that time, there were only me and the gang leader in this gang. I didn't expect it to be so lively now.Hehe~

Another string of uninspiring ellipses.Occasionally, there was an infighting in the gang, but unexpectedly, a newcomer would be blown up. Unexpectedly, this newcomer was not a newcomer, but an old veteran who couldn't be older! o(╯□╰)o

After molesting the "veteran", the topic returned to the original point again.Everyone asked what "trapped in the copy" meant.Feng Zizhen was too lazy to talk to her, but that didn't mean no one wanted to talk to her.

【Guild】

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Dear who has lost love forever, you are not still in that copy, are you?

There is gossip!

【Guild】

[I'm a big big bird]: 69 Do you know what's going on?Speak quickly!

[Please call it in the next 69 style]: Just the copy of the Imperial Guard. Yesterday I took our little Zhengzheng to brush it, but was stopped by the guard o(╯□╰)o

[Chun Mian Bujuexiao]: Huh?

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Then this love-lost pro came out from inside and attacked me and Xiaozhengzheng TAT

This is almost catching up with the legendary drama Nima!Everyone has a hidden heart of gossip, even Mr. Quanquan, who has always been relatively stable, is not exempt. =_=

【Guild】

[Bored to circle]: Then?

[Please call the next 69 formula]: Of course I can't sit still and fight back.

[Bored to circle]: The result?

[Please call the next type 69]: In the end, I was given a second TAT by a large group of imperial guards

The gang channel was silent for a while.Everyone is being forced to rebuild their understanding of the cheating nature of this game.After a few seconds—

【Guild】

[Bored to circle]: The invisible lord triggered a hidden mission?

[I'm a big big bird]: Yes.should be.Pfft, why do you think this sentence...

This is already the best explanation they can think of.but--

【Guild】

[Chun Mian Wujue Xiao]: After finishing the hidden mission, it will be finished. How could you be trapped in it?Hehe~

When Feng Zizhen saw this sentence in front of the screen, he almost cried.He was trapped by this inexplicable hidden mission, because the NPC was not online, and the NPC disappeared TAT Is there anyone more unlucky than him in the world?I was stuck in the dungeon and couldn't move the game because the NPC went out to play soy sauce, and the return date was uncertain o(╯□╰)o.

【Guild】

[I love ladyboys]: Wow!It’s so lively in the gang today (^o^)/~

[I love ladyboys]: Yaoyao~Yaoyao~Yaoyao, are you there?

[I'm a big big big bird]: Brother Ai, you are finally here!We waited until the flowers withered and the birds laid eggs.Hurry up, team up to brush up dungeons, I want experience! [wretched laugh]

***

Yang Aodong was basically invulnerable when he started writing. Shen Hang stood, sat, and stood on the sidelines. From being impatient to staring at Yang Aodong's serious side face, he almost drool o(╯□╰)o .It was already five o'clock in the afternoon when Yang Aodong finished coding and stretched.

Shen Hang: "Let's go. I'll treat you to dinner."

Yang Aodong seemed to see him only now: "Why haven't you left yet?"

Being disliked by TAT, how could Shen Cowhide Tang get discouraged so easily: "I'm waiting to invite you to dinner. Let's go, you are tired from writing, just go out for a stroll." Actually, I was waiting to show someone to see the real estate, but Life and death did not find a chance. =_=

Yang Aodong didn't refuse either, he went out for a walk and had dinner, and Mr. Brown Sugar followed him back home again.

"Mr. Shen, if you don't want to leave, I don't rule out calling 110 for help."

Shen Hang turned a deaf ear and began to wipe the table, after cleaning the table and mopping the floor, after mopping the floor... He came over and glanced at Yang Aodong's computer, the mouse was fixed on the shortcut of "Dajing Menghualu", the master didn't know what he was thinking.

Yang Aodong seemed to sense his gaze, without looking back: "Is Mr. Shen playing this game?"

Shen Hang: "Call me Shen Hang. Or Hang. Hey, Mr. Shen sounds like a lot of people."

Yang Aodong turned his head and stared at him without saying a word, only then did Shen Hang realize that he had lost focus and nodded hurriedly.

Yang Aodong: "Is the level high?"

Shen Hang touched his nose: "It's not bad."

Yang Aodong: "Then help me get an account number. You snatched away that Du Lizhi the day you were drunk, with the game ID 'Justice Envoy'."