When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

Being disgusted by "Mr. Long, Mr. Short", Du Lizhi, who was about to hang up the phone, suddenly remembered that he hadn't told Lin Miao's name, and the alarm went off in his heart—how could he know my name? The man's magnetic chuckle came from the other side of the microphone, "Don't be nervous, I don't mean anything malicious. If you want to know how I know who you are, come out and have a meal."

Threat? Thanks to the fact that he said "appreciation" and asked "whether I'm honored" just now, the nature of a rogue and bully will be exposed in a few words. Du Lizhi sneered, and just about to refuse, he heard the other party add, " Afraid that I might poison the food, "

One of Du Li raised his eyebrows, "I'd like to see how you poison it! Arsenic or Crane's Crown Red?" Only after saying a word did he realize that he had fallen into the trap of the other party, and he frowned slightly when he heard Lin Miao talking on the phone. With a deep smile on her head: "Qinghua."

"Huh?" Du Lizhi didn't react.

"I said, I don't have arsenic or crane crown red, I only have love flowers," Lin Miao looked at the reminder box [Are you sure you want to delete this ID] that popped up on the monitor, and clicked the mouse on [Yes], "Then It's a deal, I'll wait for you at Bolan Building on Friday night. Don't make excuses, I know you have time." After speaking, he hung up the phone easily.

He knew that Du Li's temperament seemed gentle, but there was a kind of arrogance in his bones, he could not be underestimated by the other party, and he would not allow any uncontrollable factors in his life, for example-he seemed to be interested in this "accidental" acquaintance on the Internet. He knows his existence like the palm of his hand.

So he predicted that Du Lizhi would definitely appear.

Du Lizhi stared at the phone that had been silent after two beeps, and frowned slightly. He always felt that Lin Miao said the word "love flower" in a slightly teasing and frivolous tone, as if... Never mind, even if If Lin Miao didn't invite him out, he would ask someone to dig up this guy's bottom.Of course, before that, he didn't mind meeting this "familiar stranger", and it would be even better if he could have a meal by the way.

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Yang Aodong really wanted to throw Shen Hang out of the window, after he sent a bunch of maternity supplies at 1 and knocked on the door to disturb him from conceiving the plot.The so-called heart is not as good as action, Yang Aodong stood up and smiled at Shen Hang: "Mr. Shen, please open the door for me, please?"

Shen Hang had never seen such a gentle Yang Aodong, his tone was obviously as warm as a spring breeze, but it made his hairs stand on end as if he had fallen into an ice cave, and cold sweat broke down his back.But Dongdong's words are the imperial decree, so Shen Hang Pidianpidian ran over and opened the door: "Dongdong, please!" Yelling, ruthless and unmoved, in the end Yang Aodong had no choice but to let him.

Yang Aodong smiled and walked slowly, until he walked in front of Shen Hang.After weighing the angle from which to exert force so as not to affect the abdomen too much, he kicked Shen Hang out of the door neatly, and then looked at Shen Hang with a smile on his buttocks, who fell backwards flat on the sand and falling into the wild goose: " Mr. Shen, do you know what it means to dig a hole and bury yourself?"

Shen Hanglai refused to get up on the ground, wrinkled his nose and looked aggrieved: "Dongdong, you are so cruel!"

"Really?" Yang Aodong raised his eyes slightly, "I regret it."

Before Shen Hang's grievance turned into excitement, he heard Yang Aodong say indifferently: "Just now I shouldn't have asked you to open the door, I should have asked you to open the window."

Shen Hang: "..."

Yang Aodong said with a half smile but not a smile: "It seems that his feet are really comfortable enough. Mr. Shen plans to take a nap on his pillow? Next time Mr. Shen comes to the humble house, remember to call an ambulance first." There was a "bang" Hit the door.

Shen Hang finally felt something was wrong, raised his eyes and glanced up, and caught a glimpse of a tube of straight suit pants.Then a polite male voice with a smile came from above his head: "If you don't mind, can 'Mr. Shen' take a lunch break?"

Shen Hang: "..." He has encountered a lot of embarrassments in his life, but all of them together are not as good as today's.He got up from the ground awkwardly, trying to maintain his demeanor: "Sorry, I thought it was a step."

The slender man in a straight suit with wide shoulders and narrow waist smiled and responded, "It's okay. My leather shoes are pretty hard."

Shen Hang: ...

Shen Hang was ready to go downstairs and go home, when he caught a glimpse of the man taking the key and entering the door opposite Yang Aodong, turned twice, and the door opened with a "click".Shen Hang couldn't help saying: "Do you live here?"

It's not that he's busy, but he knows very well that there's a "savage" living here—his money-grubbing assistant sternly refused to run errands for him to deliver things to Yang Aodong, and allowed him to coerce and lure me to stay still. The reason is that Yang Aodong There is a Shennongjia savage living opposite the door. It is too scary. If you don’t know, if you go there again, my ass will fall off. My family doesn’t know where to stab it.Shen Hang had no choice but to personally send this to that, so he did not miss that hairy head.

Hearing the words, the other party looked back at him: "Yes. Is there any problem?"

Shen Hang: "Your family...that..."

The person opposite smiled: "You mean that rough man who lives here?"

"Ah."

"I sent him back to Shennongjia."

Shen Hang: ...

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Feng Zizhen finally saw what it means to be "invincible", and enjoyed the majesty of "seeking defeat alone". [Lan Canglang] That guy disappeared for three months, but his skill has increased instead of falling, and he has soared to level 165 like a huge cheat.The plot explained that Commander Lan fell into a valley after repeated missions and fell into a valley, but it was a blessing in disguise to meet a master and learn advanced internal skills.

The corners of Feng Zizhen's mouth twitched when he saw this plot. This game designer must have traveled from the last century. How did he come up with such an old-fashioned plot? Damn it!

But it was really cool!Feng Zizhen watched Lan Canglang slap out, and the people who rushed to find trouble fell one after another like the crops after autumn. The feeling of looking down on all living beings who will fight for the front...it's so cool!Even if he is the fox following the tiger, he still has the joy of being a fox.

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: All right, you!

[Lan Canglang]: Not me.

[Forever Lost My Love]: ...

[Lan Canglang]: It's really not me.

This [Lan Canglang] is born with a loyal and reliable aura, Feng Zizhen believes that he will not lie, so... is it still going on the plot?I just don't know where the plot will end.Anyway, idle is idle, Feng Zizhen couldn't help but want to tease him at the moment.

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: Xianggong, who are you?

[Lan Canglang]: Now I can't move the mouse, and I can't control what the characters do.So it's really not me.

Feng Zizhen's expression in front of the computer screen: =_=.

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: My husband, do you love me?

[Lan Canglang]: I don't know.That's how it's set up in the game.

[Forever Lost My Love]: ...I asked you, not Lan Canglang.

[Lan Canglang]: Huh?Lan Canglang is your husband-in-law, not me.What you asked just now was "Sister-in-law, do you love me?" So you asked Lan Canglang.

[Forever Lost My Love]: ...

Quotations from Feng Zizhen: Never try to tease an honest person, because they all have a strong heart that can answer jokes as reasoning questions. =_=

Just when Feng Zizhen was about to carry the molestation to the end with the spirit of not hitting the south wall and not looking back——

【secret language】

[Lan Canglang]: I'm going to sleep.have to work tomorrow.

[Lan Canglang]: You also go to bed early.good night, see you tomorrow.

The other party's profile picture instantly turned gray, and Feng Zizhen silently deleted a large paragraph of words in the input box, swallowing a mouthful of blood gushing up his throat and a galloping and roaring grass mud horse by the way.It's like preparing the most exciting play with painstaking efforts, only to find that the audience is empty and there is no audience.In fact, this is nothing, what is really - the plot line is stuck again.

However, this kind of thing has been encountered in Fengzizhen's card dungeon for three months, and the card is a little bit of nothing every day.Looking at the three characters "see you tomorrow" in the standard small four-size Song typeface on the screen, Feng Zizhen's mood couldn't help but turn from cloudy to cloudy, and he was resurrected in half a minute, and he happily turned off the computer and went to wash up.

But Feng Zizhen was not the only one stuck this time.Quite a few senior players of Dajing Menghualu sat in front of the computer and experienced an unforgettable scene—the domineering "stumbling block" Lan Canglang who looked down on the world suddenly disappeared out of thin air.Then a strange scene appeared—whether it was the one rushing forward and slashing wildly with a knife, the one who fell in embarrassment after being swept by Lan Canglang's palm, or the one who was watching from the sidelines...all found that their screens were stuck.

Yes.its stuck.Like the ancient city of Pompeii, which was instantly buried by volcanic ash, all the characters maintained the movements and expressions of the moment Lan Canglang disappeared—even if his feet were off the ground at that time, he hung in the air as if he had broken free from gravity. =_=

The game company's 24-hour customer service calls were almost blown up.The company held an emergency meeting early the next morning and discovered that this was a bug left by the player NPC for the first time. They simply advanced the server merge that was being prepared, issued an emergency server merge announcement, and suspended the service for 24 hours so that the programmers had enough time to fix it. BUG.Recently, all kinds of porn games have sprung up like mushrooms after the rain. As the first online game "Dajing Menghualu" dominated the world, the era of dominating the world has passed. The number of players on each server is constantly decreasing, and server merging is already in progress. on the agenda.This time it was only a temporary advance.

However, Feng Zizhen didn't know about these.He had a good night's sleep, and returned to filming with the restarted crew refreshed.Because it was too early, I even took a detour to Shen Hang's place to beat the autumn wind to find some snacks or something.From a long distance from the office, I heard Shen Hang swearing inside.

People like Feng Zizhen who have the excitement to watch the excitement, and who want to create the excitement when there is no excitement, will definitely not miss such a good show.But when he peeped in from the window, he found that Shen Hang was the only one in the office. o(╯□╰)o

Shen Hang is on the phone.

It seemed that he was very angry, and he slapped the table and shouted: "I promised them that it would be good to choose the leading role! But there are so many actors in the world that are not enough for him to choose? Do you have to..."

—— "He is my daughter-in-law, I don't know who knows?"

——"Contract? Fuck the contract! I won't agree even if I break the contract and go bankrupt!"

The phone fell to the wall and fell apart.

Feng Zizhen was taken aback, but based on the principle that life is precious and clothes are more expensive, and both can be thrown away if it is to watch the excitement, he pushed the door in without fear of death to find out, only to find that Shen Hang was sitting upright. At the desk: "What's the matter?"

If it weren't for the dead body of the mobile phone still lying in the corner, Feng Zizhen would have thought that he was hallucinating just now.

The author has something to say: Dear friends, I am back.The next update will be on the 14th.The author's chicken blood state is over, and the code word returns to the snail. In the future, there will be a list to follow, and if there is no list, it will be the next day.I will ask for leave if something happens.