When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

Anyone who has played this game knows that the monsoon in the Asaihan Desert is followed by a group of desert bandits who come and go with the wind without a trace. So thick that even the emperor would be willing to bow down—of course, it would not be uncommon for the emperor to stand in a row of 30 fish and wild goose. =_=

Closer to home, let’s not talk about gossip, this "stuffed eagle" is a hurdle to get the "Yuelao Temple Entrance Ticket". Most players stumbled on this hurdle and lost the qualification for free love, and a few stepped on the threshold My son was also stumbled by "stuffing the eagle".All in all, this leader of the desert bandit is a disaster. If there is a list of the most unpopular NPCs, "Eagle on the Stuff" will definitely top the list.

But now, this group of idiots who were innocently involved in the monsoon in the Asaihan Desert because of "the enemy's 'reincarnation' place is too frustrating", are all sitting in a row in the desert bandit camp and eating fruit.From the player's point of view, the leader of the desert bandit, who occupies the first seat, is leaning on the chair in a particularly pretentious and elegant posture, with an evil, charming, wild and unbearable smile on his lips: "It's rare that my 598 The ladies are all present... but I am lucky enough to cultivate my body and mind recently, so... the fruit will be scattered after I have used it."

Feng Zizhen: "..." It's really fucking sitting in a row eating fruit. =_=

As one of the SBs who were lucky enough to step over the threshold and obtain a marriage permit, [Forever Lost My Love] was naturally stuffed with the other two SBs and hung on the flagpole like a silkworm chrysalis, floating in the wind, far away. From afar, he watched that heartless [Lan Canglang-2] well-dressed and high on the seat, flirting with the guy on the plug, exchanging cups and laughing at Yanyan.

Although he knew [-]% of the plot was going on, Feng Zizhen still couldn't calm down.He knew that it was completely unreasonable for him not to be calm, but he still felt very uncomfortable looking at the picture, and had the urge to reach into the computer screen and pull out his "sister-in-law" to ravage him.

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: What are you doing so sweetly with Saishang Yingxiao?

[Lan Canglang-2]: Huh?

[Forever Lost My Love]: Those who didn't know thought there was some adulterous affair between the two of you.

[Lan Canglang-2]: Huh?

While Fengzi was in a state of insanity, the large group of women stuffed with eagles all dispersed after eating the fruits. Every time they passed under the flagpole, they would stop and pay attention to the silkworm chrysalis above, waiting for [Forever Lost Me] Ai] The white eyes received can be filled into a basket and sold as mare's milk raisins, and the surroundings are considered to be quiet.

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: What did he tell you?

[Lan Canglang-2]: Who?

[Forever Lost My Love]: ... stuffed Ying that bastard!

[Lan Canglang-2]: Greetings, and some messy secrets about the world.

[Forever Lost My Love]: ... Follow the plot?

[Lan Canglang-2]: It seems to be... It's not quite like it, because my operation skill bar is bright.

[Forever Lost My Love]: Then can you take me away?

[Lan Canglang-2]: OK, let me try.

Finally, there are three more words, no longer the rigid "OK", Feng Zizhen thought.

The two NPCs sitting high on the seat walked towards the gate of the village side by side, one in black with black hair and smiling charmingly, the other in white with fluttering belts, it was pleasing to the eye.As they got closer, the dialog box above their heads gradually became clear——

Lan Canglang: "Thank you, Lord Village Master, for your kind hospitality. Please stay. There is no repayment for saving your life. In the future, the Village Master will ask for something, and Lan will not hesitate to die."

Plug Shangying: "Commander Lan is very polite. It's just a trivial matter. Commander Lan is willing to visit the humble house, which makes the small village flourish. What's more, Commander Lan has an outstanding temperament and extraordinary conversation... It makes me very heartbroken. If you don't dislike it , let’s make an appointment for the next year, let’s talk about wine, and we won’t return if we don’t get drunk?”

Lan Canglang: "Where, the village master is a fairy-like figure, which makes people forget the commonplace. If there is a chance to talk with the village master at night by candlelight, I will be very happy."

Plug the eagle: "Then it's a deal. How about the Mid-Autumn Festival next year?"

……

Feng Zizhen didn't finish a conversation, and almost spat out a mouthful of blood, which covered the entire screen.Who the hell came up with such a fucking dialogue?And that look, that gesture, it's really adulterous.Stuffed eagles, you old bastard wife can pile up a bunch of them into mountains, and you still come to provoke my clean little Canglang, you are really shameless, you know?

Feng Zizhen suddenly had a very magical idea...

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: Is the skill bar still on?

[Lan Canglang-2]: Yes.

[Forever Lost My Love]: You said you would play with me tonight, right?

[Lan Canglang-2]: Yes.What's wrong?

[Forever Lost My Love]: Then will you listen to me?

[Lan Canglang-2]: Tell me.Who do you want me to kill?

As soon as this sentence came out, the people in front of the computer screens at both ends of the network cable were stunned.Yun Zhi had been in class for a whole day, and was already very tired of correcting homework at night. He had spent a little energy on operating the skills just now, and now he was almost half asleep and half awake. Seeing the other party's questioning, Subconsciously typed this line and pressed the Enter key.At the same moment, he suddenly woke up, and stared at that sentence in a daze.

That was definitely not his style of speaking.But at that moment just now, he seemed to know what the other party was going to say, feeling...there was a very familiar person on the other end of the network cable, which made him very relaxed and agreed to the other party's somewhat unreasonable request in a helpless tone.

However, he is obviously a stranger who has played with him a few times, and he doesn't even know whether it is long or short, round or flat.

What happened?

Yun Zhi fell into deep confusion, and Feng Zizhen was not much better.He looked at the helpless and tolerant gentleness on the screen but not lacking in domineering (no, this is all your imagination, believe me =_=), thinking that this is still the one who can only say "ah?" "Okay" and "thank you", would you seriously say "killing people is wrong" in the game?He always felt that this person was very similar to Yun Zhi, but now he felt a subtle difference.In fact, there is nothing wrong with Yunzhi, it’s just that he is too weak and drifts with the flow. The attitude of resignation and never resistance makes him very helpless—he never actively expresses his feelings, and the only time he said “I love you” was Feng Zi. Zhen forced herself on the bed, stuttering and blushing, making it impossible for Feng Zizhen to guess his intentions.

So this subtle difference almost surprised Feng Zizhen.The surging desire to take the other party as his own just now is gradually becoming a firm belief.He felt that he had found a treasure, and he was reluctant to let it go.

【secret language】

[Forever Lost My Love]: Mrs., kill that black-skinned bastard in front of you for me, okay?

[Lan Canglang-2]: Hei... You said stuffed eagles?

[Forever Lost My Love]: Uh huh.

[Lan Canglang-2]: ...

Yunzhi finally discovered the magical effect of these six points. It can express speechlessness, helplessness, and nothing to say... There are countless meanings in it and the beauty is beyond words. Anyway, in short, if you don’t know what to say, you must express When there is no disconnection =_=, it is right to mark these six points.Of course, it can also be six full stops.

Yun Zhi glanced at the skill bar, and a click of the mouse was a "Picking Leaf Flying Flower".Feng Zizhen stared at the six points speechless for a moment, then saw Lan Canglang in white on the screen wave his hand—the willow leaves on the oasis were like peach blossoms, flying and spinning with Lan Canglang's gesture, and then suddenly Suddenly, the sky is full of flowers and rain, and arrows are flying towards...

Damn you are going to murder your husband!Depend on!D! TAT

Feng Zizhen watched helplessly as the peach blossom arrow lancet whizzed over, the rope was cut, and the three silkworm chrysalis on the flagpole plopped and fell to pieces—of course, before that, they had three layers of silkworms on them. The ropes on the outer three layers were also cut off, and those green willows and red peaches infused with true energy were still powerless, and penetrated their bodies very conveniently.

So... It was actually the corpses of the three of them who fell all over the place.

Looking at the big and small "Blood Plum Blossoms" on "Myself", Feng Zizhen's mood at this moment is simply indescribable.Before he could figure out what to do next, he saw a line pop up from the [Secret Words] channel——

[Lan Canglang-2]: I'm sorry, I didn't know that "Plucking Leaves and Flying Flowers" is so powerful.

Seeing this sentence, Feng Zizhen became quite angry for no reason, and was about to straighten himself up and then find a place with a wide view to watch the fun, when Lan Canglang's second sentence jumped out— —

[Lan Canglang-2]: But I remember you have 300 Resurrection Pills, which is enough to chew peanuts.

bad guy!Bad bad bad... bad guy! TAT At this moment, Feng Zizhen's expression can't be described in words, just like Columbus who discovered the New World suddenly swallowed a rotten egg, um, in fact, the rotten egg is boiled first, then marinated in a pot, and it is quite fragrant, it is the egg yolk It was a little big and choked on it.

At this moment, Yun Zhi's fingers were fluttering, he had already got involved with Sai Shangying, and he didn't care about his little comrade-in-arms at all, so those two sentences were just a few words of apology and comfort in accordance with his usual style of life, As for typing a few words... I didn't think about it at all, it was all based on intuition.

If you pay attention to the dialog box above the heads of the two players, you will find a very strange phenomenon——

Lan Canglang blows out a "Yellow Spring Gang Wind", blowing up yellow sand all over the sky, and the gang wind carries sand and stones and rolls towards the eagle in front of the plug.At this time, a dialog box popped up above his head: "Then it's settled. When the plum blossoms bloom next year, I will be in the capital listening to Xue Xiaozhu warming the wine."

Plug Shangying hurriedly made a handprint to seal it, his face was like ice and his long hair was flying, but his lips were not right and he said: "Okay, it's a deal. I will definitely live up to the king's promise."

Lan Canglang raised his hand and made a "Shocking Thunder Slash", which caused the thunder of the Nine Heavens to descend from the sky, and exploded on the top of the eagle's head: "I heard that the village master's sword dance is extraordinary... I wonder if I will be lucky enough to watch it then?"

The eagle on the plug didn't dare to bear it hard, and retreated sharply: "I heard that Commander Lan is good at playing the piano, I don't know..."

Lan Canglang didn't want to accept it, and mercilessly used the move "destroy the world": "Okay, then I will burn incense and play the piano, and dance the sword for the village master. How about it?"

Sai Shangying retreated in embarrassment, and at the same time took the opportunity to return a move of "Long River Sunset", forcing Lan Canglang to jump up to avoid it: "It couldn't be better!"

Feng Zizhen, who finally regained his composure and came to watch the excitement from the sidelines: ...

When NPPC", who can win?

The author has something to say: The scumbag author is lucky to come back alive, so... this is an update TATsorry