Difficult movements such as squatting inevitably stretched his stomach, Yang Aodong felt the thing inside happily stretching his waist, and his whole body became stiff immediately.
But in front of Shen Hang, Yang Aodong didn't want to reveal any clues, so he only froze for a moment, then straightened up calmly, shaking the listening device in his hand.
Shen Hang took it in doubt, and opened his eyes wide after a while: "This..."
Yang Aodong pulled the tablecloth, and the tableware and tea sets on it fell to the ground, crackling and breaking into a symphony: "Who said that he was penniless, crying and begging me to take care of him? How dare you lie to me? Are you brave enough?" Ah... Get lost!" Yang Aodong picked up the instruction manual and slammed it on Shen Hang's face with a "slap".
Shen Hang was at a loss, and Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out. He pulled the instruction manual off his face and was about to ask, when suddenly he was blessed: "I'm wronged, this is the wife's book that my parents saved for me. It was only two days ago. Give it to me, before I could submit it to His Majesty, I found out that the contract had been replaced by someone else. I forgot about it when I was in a hurry."
"Really?"
"With a hundred guts, I dare not lie to Your Majesty."
"... Let's put this matter aside for the time being," Yang Aodong's mouth twitched slightly, "How is the matter with Hongguang going? Have you found the bastard surnamed Ning?"
"No, he has sold the house and fled," Shen Hang said in a low voice, "but don't worry, I have hired someone to find out his whereabouts."
"Why don't you call the police?"
"No, don't scare the snake away. When I have collected enough evidence, I will do a one-hit kill. Even if the bastard surnamed Ning is caught now, he may not necessarily confess to Luo Yu."
"Well," Yang Aodong nodded, "Let's put the phone together, and use it as long as it works."
Shen Hang: "..." Having done enough acting, he had no choice but to pick up fragments of the mobile phone all over the floor and put them together. After a minute, he said in frustration, "I can't turn on the phone..."
So the two "regretfully" threw the wreckage of the mobile phone into the trash can, and then Shen Hang was instructed to go out to buy groceries, and "by the way" threw the trash out.
"Dongdong, did I perform well just now?"
"You want to listen to the truth?" Yang Aodong commented mercilessly, "It's a bit fake."
Shen Hang: "..." In fact, he himself felt that it was a bit fake, but he is not a professional actor, so this is considered extraordinary performance.
"Find a way to check Luo Yu's call records," Yang Aodong said, "He has ghosts in his heart, even if he suspects, he will probably take action."
Shen Hang nodded: "Dongdong, thanks to you this time. How do you know..."
There was an unclear smile on the corner of Yang Aodong's lips: "It was your friend who told me."
"Sun Zheng? He..."
"Don't be too happy, he didn't show up, he just left a unique comment under my article. Unexpectedly, he is still my old reader, and the monthly ticket rewards are thrown away in a row. This is what he got in exchange for selling himself Monthly ticket, it’s really not easy.”
Shen Hang: "..."
Speaking of which, it was thanks to Shen Hang who made him abandon his account and start over again. If it weren't for this, he wouldn't find the cuteness of readers, wouldn't be addicted to reading comments, and it would be even more impossible for him to be attracted by a negative rating and thus find Sun Zheng hint.
It was a super high-rise building with more than 100 floors, and it was pushed to the front page every 2 minutes. It was difficult for Yang Aodong not to notice.The reason is that the reader with the nickname "sz" not only gave a negative score, but also blatantly despised the author's rp and IQ, and criticized the whole article as worthless, which attracted countless brain-dead fans to scold the poster below, plus black fans Passers-by and passers-by rushed in one after another, and the building was in full swing.
Yang Aodong had already been scolded out of the state in the previous national scolding incident. He happened to have nothing to do after typing the characters. He watched the [-]-character ginseng rooster from beginning to end with great interest, and found that this person was long-winded and cursing. Summarize it. One meaning: "Since Mr. System is so powerful, as long as a bugging device is installed on Xiaoshou, those ridiculous misunderstandings can be completely avoided. The author is smart, and the appraisal is complete."
Yang Aodong: "..."
If he understood correctly, it was Luo Yu who installed a bugging/listening device on Shen Hang?So he knows all the movements of Shen Hang like the palm of his hand?So his baby daddy's secret will be revealed?
So who is this person who left a comment?
Knowing Luo Yu's movements like the palm of his hand, and secretly prying corners... Yang Aodong thought about it, and found that only one person could meet this requirement, and with the two bright capital letters in his nickname, he was definitely Sun Zheng.
Sun Zheng tried his best to write such a long review with a negative score, and gave him such a hint in such a tactful manner, he must not be playing with him.
So where will the bugging/listening device be installed?Clothes will be changed and accessories will be changed. The only thing that will be carried on the body anytime and anywhere is the mobile phone.
When Yang Aodong thought of this, he called Shen Hang to ask him to come back, and as soon as he entered the door, he found fault and dropped his mobile phone - the bug/hearing device was indeed installed inside.
After listening to Yang Aodong's explanation in a few words, Shen Hang's first thought was...Suddenly wanted to kill the swollen Sun?
How dare you slander my baby Dong like this!
but……
"Dongdong, you are too good! You can see the hint in an inexplicable long comment?" Although Shen Hang is used to flattering the kind, but these words are sincere.
"That's not it..." Yang Aodong didn't pour cold water on him, "A month ago... the day after you had sex with Sun, I also received an inexplicable comment."
"I didn't have sex with him..."
"Don't always emphasize it, it will get darker and darker."
Shen Hang: "..."
Yang Aodong dug out that comment and pointed it out to him——
【网友:sz评论:《每天刷后台都被口口口口的作者你真的伤不起!!!》打分:-2发表时间:2024-4-2709:27:23所评章节:188】
WTF?This has been done?Obviously nothing happened.
Yang Aodong explained: "I wrote a chapter about meat that day."
Shen Hang: "..."
Although I have learned that Yang Aodong is very indifferent, but is it really okay to say that I have written a chapter so calmly?really good?And it took such a crazy title!Although Shen Hang later found out that Yang Aodong had changed his vest and was writing again, and even though the works he had read about "Disregarding the Cold Winter" were not very fresh, he was still overwhelmed by his tough title for a while.
Seeing his expression, Yang Aodong couldn't guess what he was thinking?He lowered his head to Shen Hang's ear, and said with a light smile, "What? You can 419 people, but I can't write meat?"
"Do not……"
"I also wrote about [-] rounds of fighting and receiving in one night. I don't know how Mr. Shen felt when he watched it late at night?"
"...How do you know I've seen it?"
"I haven't read how to refute those comments that slander me one by one with reason and evidence? I can't see that Mr. Shen is quite capable of being a debater."
Shen Hang: "..." What should I do if the mother's secret is leaked?What should I do if Dongdong finds out that I secretly read his novel?Ask for help, urgent!Wait online! qaq
"Let's be honest, where did Mr. Shen find the shooter? You can't write it in two, right? How long are you going to keep it from me? Huh?"
Shen Hang felt Yang Aodong's breath on the base of his ear, and his whole ear became hot immediately.Yang Aodong has always worn an ice mask in front of him to keep people away thousands of miles away, so he can be cheeky and play tricks and do everything he can, but...how can he not play cards according to common sense?
Yang Aodong looked at his ears that were slowly turning red, thinking that he seemed to have discovered something extraordinary...
Boss Shen, who is like brown sugar, turns red when he is teased?Fuck, it's so much fun, I want to play it five, six, seven or eight times every day, why is it swollen?
Yang Aodong stretched out his hand and licked Shen Hang's earlobe: "Hey, why are your ears so red? Could it be that you suddenly feel refreshed when you think of the meat I wrote?"
Shen Hang: "!!!" He felt a "stab" on the part of his ear touched by Yang Aodong, and a small spark came out, his body was like an electric shock, numb all the way from his ear to his heart, he jumped up suddenly, His head hit Yang Aodong's chin with a "bang".
Yang Aodong narrowed his eyes: "How dare you bump into me?" Actually it didn't hurt much, but he just liked to see Shen Hang flustered and at a loss.
He used to think that Shen Hang was just a naughty face, and he could open a huge dyeing workshop by giving him some color.
Only now did he realize that if he was given more color, not only would the dyeing workshop not be able to open, it would even lose two layers of skin.
Really funny!
Yang Aodong couldn't help laughing, the bun in his belly seemed to feel his emotions, and he danced and danced twice, before his smile broke, his face turned dark: "I still don't confess!"
Shen Hang had no choice but to put an advertisement in his chapter because he was not pleasing to the eye, and later caused him to give up his pen name. He regretted it very much, so he asked Lan Qing to hire two gunmen for him at a high price. Ten confessed to Yang Aodong.
"You don't like me?"
"No, it's just that time. No, no, it's just my illusion, it's too pleasing to the eye."
Yang Aodong ignored his criticism: "That's a coincidence. I also don't like you."
Shen Hang: "..."
"And I don't think it's an illusion, and even now it's not very pleasing to the eye."
Shen Hang: "..."
"Now that you're bankrupt, you still have the money to hire a gunman? Could it be that you really have the guts to trick me into taking care of you?"
"No, no, really not." Shen Hang was sweating profusely, and quickly explained, "Those two people used to be unappreciated, no matter what they wrote, they were so cold that they were dying, but being gunmen gradually became popular, with more comments and more subscriptions, so they wrote in your The author advertised his original pen name in something to say, which attracted many readers. As a thank you, they have confiscated my money for two months.”
Yang Aodong: "..."
The world is full of wonders, there are all kinds of new things.
But in front of Shen Hang, Yang Aodong didn't want to reveal any clues, so he only froze for a moment, then straightened up calmly, shaking the listening device in his hand.
Shen Hang took it in doubt, and opened his eyes wide after a while: "This..."
Yang Aodong pulled the tablecloth, and the tableware and tea sets on it fell to the ground, crackling and breaking into a symphony: "Who said that he was penniless, crying and begging me to take care of him? How dare you lie to me? Are you brave enough?" Ah... Get lost!" Yang Aodong picked up the instruction manual and slammed it on Shen Hang's face with a "slap".
Shen Hang was at a loss, and Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out. He pulled the instruction manual off his face and was about to ask, when suddenly he was blessed: "I'm wronged, this is the wife's book that my parents saved for me. It was only two days ago. Give it to me, before I could submit it to His Majesty, I found out that the contract had been replaced by someone else. I forgot about it when I was in a hurry."
"Really?"
"With a hundred guts, I dare not lie to Your Majesty."
"... Let's put this matter aside for the time being," Yang Aodong's mouth twitched slightly, "How is the matter with Hongguang going? Have you found the bastard surnamed Ning?"
"No, he has sold the house and fled," Shen Hang said in a low voice, "but don't worry, I have hired someone to find out his whereabouts."
"Why don't you call the police?"
"No, don't scare the snake away. When I have collected enough evidence, I will do a one-hit kill. Even if the bastard surnamed Ning is caught now, he may not necessarily confess to Luo Yu."
"Well," Yang Aodong nodded, "Let's put the phone together, and use it as long as it works."
Shen Hang: "..." Having done enough acting, he had no choice but to pick up fragments of the mobile phone all over the floor and put them together. After a minute, he said in frustration, "I can't turn on the phone..."
So the two "regretfully" threw the wreckage of the mobile phone into the trash can, and then Shen Hang was instructed to go out to buy groceries, and "by the way" threw the trash out.
"Dongdong, did I perform well just now?"
"You want to listen to the truth?" Yang Aodong commented mercilessly, "It's a bit fake."
Shen Hang: "..." In fact, he himself felt that it was a bit fake, but he is not a professional actor, so this is considered extraordinary performance.
"Find a way to check Luo Yu's call records," Yang Aodong said, "He has ghosts in his heart, even if he suspects, he will probably take action."
Shen Hang nodded: "Dongdong, thanks to you this time. How do you know..."
There was an unclear smile on the corner of Yang Aodong's lips: "It was your friend who told me."
"Sun Zheng? He..."
"Don't be too happy, he didn't show up, he just left a unique comment under my article. Unexpectedly, he is still my old reader, and the monthly ticket rewards are thrown away in a row. This is what he got in exchange for selling himself Monthly ticket, it’s really not easy.”
Shen Hang: "..."
Speaking of which, it was thanks to Shen Hang who made him abandon his account and start over again. If it weren't for this, he wouldn't find the cuteness of readers, wouldn't be addicted to reading comments, and it would be even more impossible for him to be attracted by a negative rating and thus find Sun Zheng hint.
It was a super high-rise building with more than 100 floors, and it was pushed to the front page every 2 minutes. It was difficult for Yang Aodong not to notice.The reason is that the reader with the nickname "sz" not only gave a negative score, but also blatantly despised the author's rp and IQ, and criticized the whole article as worthless, which attracted countless brain-dead fans to scold the poster below, plus black fans Passers-by and passers-by rushed in one after another, and the building was in full swing.
Yang Aodong had already been scolded out of the state in the previous national scolding incident. He happened to have nothing to do after typing the characters. He watched the [-]-character ginseng rooster from beginning to end with great interest, and found that this person was long-winded and cursing. Summarize it. One meaning: "Since Mr. System is so powerful, as long as a bugging device is installed on Xiaoshou, those ridiculous misunderstandings can be completely avoided. The author is smart, and the appraisal is complete."
Yang Aodong: "..."
If he understood correctly, it was Luo Yu who installed a bugging/listening device on Shen Hang?So he knows all the movements of Shen Hang like the palm of his hand?So his baby daddy's secret will be revealed?
So who is this person who left a comment?
Knowing Luo Yu's movements like the palm of his hand, and secretly prying corners... Yang Aodong thought about it, and found that only one person could meet this requirement, and with the two bright capital letters in his nickname, he was definitely Sun Zheng.
Sun Zheng tried his best to write such a long review with a negative score, and gave him such a hint in such a tactful manner, he must not be playing with him.
So where will the bugging/listening device be installed?Clothes will be changed and accessories will be changed. The only thing that will be carried on the body anytime and anywhere is the mobile phone.
When Yang Aodong thought of this, he called Shen Hang to ask him to come back, and as soon as he entered the door, he found fault and dropped his mobile phone - the bug/hearing device was indeed installed inside.
After listening to Yang Aodong's explanation in a few words, Shen Hang's first thought was...Suddenly wanted to kill the swollen Sun?
How dare you slander my baby Dong like this!
but……
"Dongdong, you are too good! You can see the hint in an inexplicable long comment?" Although Shen Hang is used to flattering the kind, but these words are sincere.
"That's not it..." Yang Aodong didn't pour cold water on him, "A month ago... the day after you had sex with Sun, I also received an inexplicable comment."
"I didn't have sex with him..."
"Don't always emphasize it, it will get darker and darker."
Shen Hang: "..."
Yang Aodong dug out that comment and pointed it out to him——
【网友:sz评论:《每天刷后台都被口口口口的作者你真的伤不起!!!》打分:-2发表时间:2024-4-2709:27:23所评章节:188】
WTF?This has been done?Obviously nothing happened.
Yang Aodong explained: "I wrote a chapter about meat that day."
Shen Hang: "..."
Although I have learned that Yang Aodong is very indifferent, but is it really okay to say that I have written a chapter so calmly?really good?And it took such a crazy title!Although Shen Hang later found out that Yang Aodong had changed his vest and was writing again, and even though the works he had read about "Disregarding the Cold Winter" were not very fresh, he was still overwhelmed by his tough title for a while.
Seeing his expression, Yang Aodong couldn't guess what he was thinking?He lowered his head to Shen Hang's ear, and said with a light smile, "What? You can 419 people, but I can't write meat?"
"Do not……"
"I also wrote about [-] rounds of fighting and receiving in one night. I don't know how Mr. Shen felt when he watched it late at night?"
"...How do you know I've seen it?"
"I haven't read how to refute those comments that slander me one by one with reason and evidence? I can't see that Mr. Shen is quite capable of being a debater."
Shen Hang: "..." What should I do if the mother's secret is leaked?What should I do if Dongdong finds out that I secretly read his novel?Ask for help, urgent!Wait online! qaq
"Let's be honest, where did Mr. Shen find the shooter? You can't write it in two, right? How long are you going to keep it from me? Huh?"
Shen Hang felt Yang Aodong's breath on the base of his ear, and his whole ear became hot immediately.Yang Aodong has always worn an ice mask in front of him to keep people away thousands of miles away, so he can be cheeky and play tricks and do everything he can, but...how can he not play cards according to common sense?
Yang Aodong looked at his ears that were slowly turning red, thinking that he seemed to have discovered something extraordinary...
Boss Shen, who is like brown sugar, turns red when he is teased?Fuck, it's so much fun, I want to play it five, six, seven or eight times every day, why is it swollen?
Yang Aodong stretched out his hand and licked Shen Hang's earlobe: "Hey, why are your ears so red? Could it be that you suddenly feel refreshed when you think of the meat I wrote?"
Shen Hang: "!!!" He felt a "stab" on the part of his ear touched by Yang Aodong, and a small spark came out, his body was like an electric shock, numb all the way from his ear to his heart, he jumped up suddenly, His head hit Yang Aodong's chin with a "bang".
Yang Aodong narrowed his eyes: "How dare you bump into me?" Actually it didn't hurt much, but he just liked to see Shen Hang flustered and at a loss.
He used to think that Shen Hang was just a naughty face, and he could open a huge dyeing workshop by giving him some color.
Only now did he realize that if he was given more color, not only would the dyeing workshop not be able to open, it would even lose two layers of skin.
Really funny!
Yang Aodong couldn't help laughing, the bun in his belly seemed to feel his emotions, and he danced and danced twice, before his smile broke, his face turned dark: "I still don't confess!"
Shen Hang had no choice but to put an advertisement in his chapter because he was not pleasing to the eye, and later caused him to give up his pen name. He regretted it very much, so he asked Lan Qing to hire two gunmen for him at a high price. Ten confessed to Yang Aodong.
"You don't like me?"
"No, it's just that time. No, no, it's just my illusion, it's too pleasing to the eye."
Yang Aodong ignored his criticism: "That's a coincidence. I also don't like you."
Shen Hang: "..."
"And I don't think it's an illusion, and even now it's not very pleasing to the eye."
Shen Hang: "..."
"Now that you're bankrupt, you still have the money to hire a gunman? Could it be that you really have the guts to trick me into taking care of you?"
"No, no, really not." Shen Hang was sweating profusely, and quickly explained, "Those two people used to be unappreciated, no matter what they wrote, they were so cold that they were dying, but being gunmen gradually became popular, with more comments and more subscriptions, so they wrote in your The author advertised his original pen name in something to say, which attracted many readers. As a thank you, they have confiscated my money for two months.”
Yang Aodong: "..."
The world is full of wonders, there are all kinds of new things.
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