[Rebirth] is not the savior

"Escape without return is a felony." The man withdrew his gaze from Ai Xiao, looked at his swollen left hand and the remaining shoe prints, and frowned slightly.

"I, I signed a contract, a contract with human beings... my lord." The stupid dog lowered his head and looked down, not even daring to meet the man in front of him.

Ai Xiao couldn't comprehend the situation in front of him, squatted down/stretched out an index finger and poked the stupid dog from a distance.The stupid dog glanced at him, but immediately returned to the previous posture. Ai Xiao was deeply stimulated by the disgusting look of the stupid dog. Nima, is he being disgusted by his pet?

"Stupid dog, explain to me what's going on! How can you become so big? And why can you talk?" Ai Xiao asked madly as "Roaring Emperor" holding the head of stupid dog in both hands.

"Don't make trouble..." Stupid Gou opened and closed his mouth, his childish voice seemed a little nervous, and his eyes kept glancing at the man sitting on the ground.

"Why haven't you let out a fart for so many years since you can talk? Does the old man know? Could it be that you are hiding it from me together? Every day you... um, um..."

Ai Xiao's lips were tightly glued together suddenly, he let go of the hand holding the stupid dog in horror, pointed at his own mouth and looked at the person and the dog suspiciously.

There was a look of sympathy in Stupid Dog's eyes, he secretly glanced at the man, then quickly lowered his head again.

"Noisy." The man frowned to comment on Ai Xiao, stood up slowly, and asked, "Water?"

The stupid dog realized it, and immediately stood up and trotted all the way to show the man the direction, "This side can be cleaned."

The man let out a "hmm", pushed open the bathroom door and walked in.

Ai Xiao couldn't open and close her lips, she was sweating anxiously, and kept "woo woo" at the stupid dog.

Stupid Dog sighed helplessly, and said, "You can't help me, it's him... Your Excellency thinks you are too noisy."

Then what should I do?Ai Xiao looked at the stupid dog with embarrassing eyes, and pointed to his mouth.

The stupid dog understood his eyes, looked back at the closed bathroom door, and said softly: "Be quiet, maybe when the lord is in a better mood..."

my lord!What kind of grown-up is he!I'm still his uncle!Ai Xiao was irritable, with a fierce gleam in his eyes.

Seeing that Ai Xiao looked uneasy and wanted to rush into the bathroom, Stupid Dog hurriedly jumped in front of him to block him, "Don't get excited! Don't get excited!"

The door opened from the inside with a "squeak", and Ai Xiao, who was jumping angrily, looked at the person who came out of the bathroom, and couldn't help being stunned.

The visitor had a fair complexion but was not feminine, with sword-shaped eyebrows slanting to his temples, slender and dark eyes, and thin lips pursed with a faint disdain for the world. A pinch of uninhibited tilting, it looks natural and elegant.

A word echoed in Ai Xiao's mind, "Xiao Xiao Su Su, bright and clean".

It was once when I went to a town with the old man for business, and it happened that there was a cultural event in the town, and an old man set up a stage to tell stories.That's what the old man said when he described Ji Kang, and Ai Xiao said at the time, "What does it mean to be so polite?"

The old man replied, "The demeanor is unrestrained and serene, and the temperament is calm and elegant."

At that time, Ai Xiao only thought that what he said was better than what he sang, but now when he saw the man coming out of the bathroom, these eight words appeared in his mind.

It turns out that there is really someone who can interpret that kind of elegance.

Ai Xiao was still immersed in the transformation of the man's appearance, and forgot to find someone to settle the score for a moment.

When the man saw the dumbfounded eyes of a person and a dog in front of him, a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes.Just as he opened his lips to speak, the man suddenly felt dizzy and fell straight down.

Ai Xiao heard a "plop", and then recovered from the shock of the ugly duckling turning into a swan.Looking at the man lying on the ground with closed eyes, Ai Xiaoqing rushed over and patted his face lightly, "Hey! Why are you dizzy again...Eh? I can talk again!"

Ai Xiao looked at the stupid dog in surprise, but the stupid dog just leaned in front of the man and sniffed, and found that he really passed out, so he asked, "What should he do?"

Ai Xiao pushed aside the bangs on the man's forehead, thought for some reason, and said, "What can we do? Throw him down from the sixth floor?"

"Ah?" The stupid dog was frightened.

Ai gave it a white look with a smile, pulled the man's arm around the back of his neck, and moved him to the bed with difficulty to lie down.

Sitting on the stool, resting his chin, looking at the man on the bed who has a changeable aura and always faints suddenly, his curiosity scratches Ai Xiao's heart like a cat.

"Stupid dog!" Ai Xiao turned to look at the little black dog on the ground and turned back to the original, with a bad tone, "Don't you need to explain what happened today?"

The stupid dog scratched the tip of his nose with his paw, looked away, and said vaguely, "This...that..."

"Are you going to say it or not!" Ai Xiao roared angrily.

Startled by Ai Xiao's roar, Stupid Dog turned his face to meet his gaze, and lost his temper: "Don't say it!" Humph!I was frightened and aggrieved today, but now I have to be tortured!Really like a dog [? 】No human rights!

"Oh! Who just knelt there like a coward and yelled 'big, big man'! Now it's standing upright in front of me?" Ai Xiao shrank his hands and imitated the stupid dog's cowering appearance just now.

Seeing Ai Xiao's appearance, Stupid Dog's little self-esteem was severely damaged, and he became angry from embarrassment, "Since ancient times, the strong have been respected, so I will be cruel to you! ╭(╯^╰)╮"

"You! You! I have fed you for nothing all these years, right?!" Ai Xiao pointed at the stupid dog's nose, wanting to grab its head and dig out the beef jerky it ate tonight.

"I didn't ask you!" The stupid dog turned his face away from him, his childish voice matched his small body and arrogant expression, just like a little boy playing a temper tantrum.

Ai Xiao took off the slippers under her feet and threw them at the stupid dog fiercely, climbed onto the bed two or three times, pushed the man to the other side, and lay down angrily.

Stupid Dog deftly avoided Ai Xiao's attack, and also "hummed", jumped onto the cabinet, stepped on the remaining quilt a few times, found a comfortable position, and lay down too.

"oops--"

Ai Xiao groaned/groaned the next morning, wanting to stretch her body.But he found that the right side of his body was entangled and unable to move.

Turning his head, he saw a delicate face facing him. It turned out that after he fell asleep last night, the tall man slowly moved over and hugged Ai Xiao like a child. His arms and long legs are also curled up to hold down Ai Xiao's right leg, and he is still sleeping soundly!

Even though I had been looking at this face for a long time yesterday, such a close observation still made Ai Xiao a little dazed.

Ma Dan's eyelashes are so long, like a fan.Why is the nose so straight!Ai Xiao touched his nose subconsciously, a little jealous.

"Hmm—" The man's eyelashes fluttered, and a comfortable hum came out of his nose, and he was about to wake up.Ai Xiao remembered his cold appearance last night, and immediately turned his face away and quickly closed his eyes to pretend to be asleep.

Feeling the weight on his body lighten, the bed on the right side sank a little bit, Ai Xiao knew that the man should have sat up.

Will this man suddenly lose his temper again?Ai Xiao guessed the man's thoughts in his heart, and planned to keep the enemy indifferent, so as to respond to all changes with the same.

But time passed by every minute and every second, and there was still no movement around him.

Uh, who is yelling at me, oops, what scratches me so itchy!

Ai Xiao felt a warm breath spit on his face, and then a handful of hair-like things swept across the tip of his nose.Unable to bear the itching, Ai Xiao opened her eyes "shua", but met a pair of clear eyes.

"Why are you yelling at me so early in the morning? You are sick!" Ai Xiao felt a little hot from the man's stare, raised his hand to push the person lying on top of him away, and immediately turned over and stood up.

The man who was pushed away by Ai Xiao seemed to be frightened, shrank back a bit, hugged his knees, blinked and looked at Ai Xiao aggrievedly, just like a young daughter-in-law who has been bullied.

Ai Xiao looked at the man's weird reaction, her jaw almost dropped in shock.

What is this and what?Last night, he had the expression of looking down on the world, the whole world is full of ants, and today he looks like a mentally retarded child. Could this damn person be schizophrenic and have multiple personalities?

The author has something to say: I fell in love with cats recently, so cute~

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