[Rebirth] is not the savior
Chapter 24 Witch Gu Master
Ai Xiao received a call from Fan Siyuan and went downstairs, just in time to see Fan Siyuan grabbing a twig and squatting by the flower bed to smash an ant nest, still muttering.
"Brother Fan, what are you doing?" Ai Xiao stepped forward and patted Fan Siyuan on the shoulder.
"Uh, it's nothing. My old man caught me stealing the task and got beaten up. Fortunately, I won't let go, or I will have to hand it in." Fan Siyuan threw away the branch in his hand, and when he looked back, only Ai Xiao was alone. Can't help asking: "Why are you alone? Didn't you say that you will go to the Alliance Personnel Department to register the situation of your branch today?"
"Well, my senior brother is sick, so I let him rest at home." Thinking of Yan Su who was coiled on the bed after eating and not moving, Ai Xiao had no choice but to make up a reason.
"Why are you sick all of a sudden?" Fan Siyuan clapped his hands and straightened his clothes, and said pleasantly, "By the way, where's your puppy who can only jump into schoolbags by itself? Why didn't you see him coming?"
"Dead." As soon as he mentioned the stupid dog, Ai Xiao was full of anger. The little bastard, who was ungrateful for profit, just stood aside when he saw Yan Su started to practice. What kind of cats and dogs? He has raised them like a wolf with a blank eye for so many years!
"Ah? Dead?! Didn't you be fine yesterday?" Fan Siyuan exclaimed.
"Uh, no, I'm just kidding! Isn't my senior brother sick? I'll just keep it at home and watch it." Ai Xiao changed his mouth.
"Haha, look at what you said, do you think your dog is a snail girl? She also takes care of the sick..." Fan Siyuan only took Ai Xiao as a joke, "But I think your puppy is quite spiritual."
Ai Xiao gave two "hehe", which was worth the thousand words he wanted to say to the stupid dog.
When mentioning the stupid dog, Fan Siyuan suddenly thought of something, tilted his head and said: "Last night, I seemed to be dreaming about it. It became a giant dog in a second and could talk, hahaha! Quite rich! If I had been admitted to the Chinese Department of University A back then, I might be a great writer now!"
"Yes, yes, great writer." Ai Xiao looked away guiltily, and said, "If a stupid dog can really talk, I don't have to look for a job. I take it out for a walk every day, let it perform human speech, and it doesn't take a while. Guaranteed to make a lot of money every year!"
"Good idea!" Fan Siyuan put his arms around Ai Xiao's shoulders, "When the time comes to make a fortune, don't forget me, brother!"
"sure."
When Ai Xiao heard Fan Siyuan talk about "Juxian Hall", he always subconsciously thought of it as the style of the heroes' meeting in martial arts novels.Don't talk about antiques, the location should be in the suburbs with few people, right?Various secret passages are installed, and internal tokens are required to enter and exit.
But when Ai Xiao stood at the entrance of the hall of Juxian Hall, his jaw almost dropped in shock.
A "superstitious organization" was set up under the municipal building in the city center? !
Well, although you need to enter your fingerprints and go down the hidden elevator, you have to go through the security room review.
But is such a high-tech underground organization called "Juxiantang" really a real man?
"What are you still doing in a daze? Come in!" Fan Siyuan turned his head and saw Ai Xiao standing outside the door in a daze, and couldn't help waving at him.
Only then did Ai Xiao wake up, and stepped into the revolving door into the hall paved with bright marble.
"This is the mission hall, and the missions that can be accepted will be scrolled and displayed on this LED wall. The grades are divided according to the difficulty of the missions, the lowest is E-level, followed by D, C, B, A-level, and the extremely difficult level S-level Task. Of course, the higher the difficulty, the higher the corresponding reward." Fan Siyuan introduced to Ai Xiao as he walked.
"Who formulated this? Have you read too many fantasy novels? Are you engaged in mercenaries?" Ai Xiao immediately felt that fantasy novels had a very strong visual sense.
"Just treat it as a fake mercenary! In recent years, there have been frequent anomalies, and the alliance will use the task reward system to motivate everyone to solve them, right? It's beneficial to others and yourself, and it's a double win!"
"You are going to hand in the task of Ren Fang? How much is the bonus?" Ai Xiao rubbed his fingers at Fan Siyuan.
"Fuck, I'm so angry when I talk about this! This time I really lost money!" Fan Siyuan frowned, and began to complain endlessly: "I originally came here to secretly pick up a task to earn some pocket money because money is a little tight recently. I chose this D-level one from left to right. I thought I was sure, but I almost lost my life! After working hard, I can only get a D-level reward. At least this can be considered a C-level task. Alright? You have to go to the suggestion book to make suggestions, and you have to pay for such an overfulfilled task..."
"..." Ai Xiao looked at Fan Siyuan's eloquence, wiped the spittle from his face, and restrained his urge to stuff his mouth with a stinky sock!
The next moment someone did it for him, although it used an apple.
"I heard you chirping from afar." A nice male voice sounded from beside me.
Ai Xiao turned his head and saw a gentle man wearing metal-rimmed glasses, staring at Fan Siyuan with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Ah bah!" Fan Siyuan quickly took the half-gnawed apple from his mouth, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand in disgust, "Xi Chen, are you fucking disgusting! Put the leftover garbage into my mouth too!! ! Am I a trash can?!"
"My ears are buzzing from your calls, and I only have one apple at hand, so..." Xi Chen rubbed his ears with his hands and shrugged.
"I'm not talking to you! Don't you want to hear it, don't you know how to get away?" Fan Siyuan threw the apple back into Xi Chen's hand angrily, pulled Ai Xiao away and walked forward.
Xi Chen didn't care at all, chuckled, straightened his eyes on the bridge of his nose, looked at Fan Siyuan's back, picked up the apple and put it back into his mouth, just took a bite.
Mmm, so sweet.
"Who is that?" Ai Xiao asked curiously.
What Fan Siyuan got was an angry answer: "The enemy!"
Ai Xiao immediately understood and stopped asking.
After the task is handed in, the relevant department needs to conduct an investigation and verification, and the reward will be automatically credited into the account of the person who completed it after confirmation.
Ai Xiao's eyes lit up after he learned that ordinary D-level tasks basically cost tens of thousands of yuan.
This is much more cost-effective than doing ordinary trivial matters with the old man!Although if you are unlucky, you will encounter a leapfrog task like Fan Siyuan this time, but as long as you pay more attention to research in advance, is it just around the corner to buy a house? !
Seeing that Ai Xiao kept asking him about the reward, Fan Siyuan thought he was implying the distribution of the reward for this mission, and immediately said seriously: "This time Ren Fang's case is all up to you, and we will only pay you four or six cents." , you are six and I am four."
"Hehe, how can you be so embarrassing?" Ai Xiao felt a little embarrassed when he heard Fan Siyuan being so polite, and said "five or five is fine".
In the end, Fan Siyuan said with a shy face: "But I'm short on money recently. When the money comes back, you can lend me your six. The next task will be yours, how about it?"
Ai Xiao: "..." Doesn't that mean you didn't say anything?
"Oh! The Personnel Department is going to be off work. After you register your identity and enter the system, I won't have to bring you here every time." Fan Siyuan looked up at the wall clock on the wall, and pulled Ai Xiao's wrist in haste. start running.
"Isn't it just after four o'clock? Just get off work?" Ai Xiao ran out of breath.
"It's the weekend bro, I'm off work at 04:30."
"Oh... Ouch!" Just as Ai Xiao nodded, a figure rushed out from the left and bumped into him.
"Fuck." Ai Xiao got up from the ground, swung his sore arm and cursed secretly, before he could see the perpetrator clearly, a sharp female voice rang in his ear.
"You don't have long eyes when you walk? You run so fast in the hall, rushing to reincarnate?" The speaker was a small girl, about eighteen or nine years old, with a pair of big watery eyes under Qi Liuhai, looking very human and animal Harmless, of course, under the premise of not speaking.
She is wearing a long dress with national flavor, and exaggerated but not obtrusive jewelry on her ears, neck and hands, which is simple but more charming.The silver bells on both hands jingled "jingling" between waving hands, as if to accompany the master's quarrel with the rhythm.
It could be heard that the person's tone was not kind, and Ai Xiao didn't intend to show a good face.
"The villain will sue first, right? We have been shouting 'Please let me go' all the way, and you suddenly jumped out from the side without saying a word, you..." Before Ai's joke was finished, a soprano screamed interrupt.
"Ah - my baby! My Xiaoqing!! Why did you die so badly!!!"
Ai Xiao took a closer look, and saw that the little girl was squatting on the ground, holding a squashed black-haired, blue-and-black striped bug crying.
"..." Ai Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth, he seems to have been running into mentally ill people recently...
Fan Siyuan watched the time pass by every minute and every second, and it was getting closer and closer to the time when the personnel department got off work, so he gave Ai Xiao a smile beside him, signaling him not to dawdle and leave quickly.
As soon as Ai Xiao raised his leg and wanted to leave, someone hugged his right leg.
"You killed my Xiaoqing, and you still want to run away? No way! You can't leave unless you make an agreement!"
Ai Xiao looked at the girl holding his right leg under his feet, let alone in front of so many people, he really couldn't kick his feet, so he had to put his feet back on the ground again, "What the hell are you talking about, girl? I'm really I'm in a hurry, see, people are still waiting for me!"
"I don't care what's going on with you! The most important thing now is that you killed my baby!!!" The girl stood up with a "bass", grabbed Ai Xiao's sleeve with one hand and crushed the worm in her palm The object was sent to Ai Xiao.
A strange smell that smelled like stinky but not stinky immediately rushed into Ai Xiao's nose, coupled with the visual impact of the worm body with its internal organs squeezed out, Ai Xiao almost couldn't hold back his vomit.
Suppressing the nausea in his chest, Ai smiled and said, "Your taste in keeping pets is too weird..."
"You are the pet! Your whole family is a pet!!" The little girl glared angrily, "Xiaoqing is not my pet! She is like my sister, she is my relative!!"
"Is the caterpillar your relative? Girl, you still place your feelings on your real relatives. No matter how bad you are, you can raise a dog or a cat. If you raise such a disgusting bug, your parents are not afraid of your mental deformity?" Ai Xiao looked at Looking at the girl who is still young and has a serious face, she can't help but persuade her earnestly and earnestly.
"You are mentally deformed! My parents want me to raise a bigger and stronger one! Now tell me, you killed my Xiaoqing, how do you plan to compensate?!" The girl refused to let go.
Fan Siyuan watched as the door of the Personnel Office close at hand closed with a bang, and the minute hand pointed to 04:30.I had no choice but to shrug my shoulders at Ai Xiao and watch the battle from the sidelines. Cheng Yaojin broke out halfway and said that this is the current situation...
"Compensation?" Ai Xiao snorted coldly, "I haven't asked you to pay for wasting my time? You want insects, right? There are rows of trees on the roadside, go up the trees and catch them yourself!"
"Xiaoqing is the point where I squatted in Qingshi Mountain, Yunnan for half a month with untold hardships last month, until it crawled out of the five-poison cocoon, and it took 30 years to produce a five-poison insect, okay?! You give me Go outside and catch me from the tree!" Seeing that Ai Xiao said it easily, the little girl's voice increased sharply, full of resentment, and people not far away turned their heads frequently.
"Are you a voodoo master?" Fan Siyuan asked in surprise after hearing the girl's words, and looked at her carefully again.
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"Brother Fan, what are you doing?" Ai Xiao stepped forward and patted Fan Siyuan on the shoulder.
"Uh, it's nothing. My old man caught me stealing the task and got beaten up. Fortunately, I won't let go, or I will have to hand it in." Fan Siyuan threw away the branch in his hand, and when he looked back, only Ai Xiao was alone. Can't help asking: "Why are you alone? Didn't you say that you will go to the Alliance Personnel Department to register the situation of your branch today?"
"Well, my senior brother is sick, so I let him rest at home." Thinking of Yan Su who was coiled on the bed after eating and not moving, Ai Xiao had no choice but to make up a reason.
"Why are you sick all of a sudden?" Fan Siyuan clapped his hands and straightened his clothes, and said pleasantly, "By the way, where's your puppy who can only jump into schoolbags by itself? Why didn't you see him coming?"
"Dead." As soon as he mentioned the stupid dog, Ai Xiao was full of anger. The little bastard, who was ungrateful for profit, just stood aside when he saw Yan Su started to practice. What kind of cats and dogs? He has raised them like a wolf with a blank eye for so many years!
"Ah? Dead?! Didn't you be fine yesterday?" Fan Siyuan exclaimed.
"Uh, no, I'm just kidding! Isn't my senior brother sick? I'll just keep it at home and watch it." Ai Xiao changed his mouth.
"Haha, look at what you said, do you think your dog is a snail girl? She also takes care of the sick..." Fan Siyuan only took Ai Xiao as a joke, "But I think your puppy is quite spiritual."
Ai Xiao gave two "hehe", which was worth the thousand words he wanted to say to the stupid dog.
When mentioning the stupid dog, Fan Siyuan suddenly thought of something, tilted his head and said: "Last night, I seemed to be dreaming about it. It became a giant dog in a second and could talk, hahaha! Quite rich! If I had been admitted to the Chinese Department of University A back then, I might be a great writer now!"
"Yes, yes, great writer." Ai Xiao looked away guiltily, and said, "If a stupid dog can really talk, I don't have to look for a job. I take it out for a walk every day, let it perform human speech, and it doesn't take a while. Guaranteed to make a lot of money every year!"
"Good idea!" Fan Siyuan put his arms around Ai Xiao's shoulders, "When the time comes to make a fortune, don't forget me, brother!"
"sure."
When Ai Xiao heard Fan Siyuan talk about "Juxian Hall", he always subconsciously thought of it as the style of the heroes' meeting in martial arts novels.Don't talk about antiques, the location should be in the suburbs with few people, right?Various secret passages are installed, and internal tokens are required to enter and exit.
But when Ai Xiao stood at the entrance of the hall of Juxian Hall, his jaw almost dropped in shock.
A "superstitious organization" was set up under the municipal building in the city center? !
Well, although you need to enter your fingerprints and go down the hidden elevator, you have to go through the security room review.
But is such a high-tech underground organization called "Juxiantang" really a real man?
"What are you still doing in a daze? Come in!" Fan Siyuan turned his head and saw Ai Xiao standing outside the door in a daze, and couldn't help waving at him.
Only then did Ai Xiao wake up, and stepped into the revolving door into the hall paved with bright marble.
"This is the mission hall, and the missions that can be accepted will be scrolled and displayed on this LED wall. The grades are divided according to the difficulty of the missions, the lowest is E-level, followed by D, C, B, A-level, and the extremely difficult level S-level Task. Of course, the higher the difficulty, the higher the corresponding reward." Fan Siyuan introduced to Ai Xiao as he walked.
"Who formulated this? Have you read too many fantasy novels? Are you engaged in mercenaries?" Ai Xiao immediately felt that fantasy novels had a very strong visual sense.
"Just treat it as a fake mercenary! In recent years, there have been frequent anomalies, and the alliance will use the task reward system to motivate everyone to solve them, right? It's beneficial to others and yourself, and it's a double win!"
"You are going to hand in the task of Ren Fang? How much is the bonus?" Ai Xiao rubbed his fingers at Fan Siyuan.
"Fuck, I'm so angry when I talk about this! This time I really lost money!" Fan Siyuan frowned, and began to complain endlessly: "I originally came here to secretly pick up a task to earn some pocket money because money is a little tight recently. I chose this D-level one from left to right. I thought I was sure, but I almost lost my life! After working hard, I can only get a D-level reward. At least this can be considered a C-level task. Alright? You have to go to the suggestion book to make suggestions, and you have to pay for such an overfulfilled task..."
"..." Ai Xiao looked at Fan Siyuan's eloquence, wiped the spittle from his face, and restrained his urge to stuff his mouth with a stinky sock!
The next moment someone did it for him, although it used an apple.
"I heard you chirping from afar." A nice male voice sounded from beside me.
Ai Xiao turned his head and saw a gentle man wearing metal-rimmed glasses, staring at Fan Siyuan with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Ah bah!" Fan Siyuan quickly took the half-gnawed apple from his mouth, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand in disgust, "Xi Chen, are you fucking disgusting! Put the leftover garbage into my mouth too!! ! Am I a trash can?!"
"My ears are buzzing from your calls, and I only have one apple at hand, so..." Xi Chen rubbed his ears with his hands and shrugged.
"I'm not talking to you! Don't you want to hear it, don't you know how to get away?" Fan Siyuan threw the apple back into Xi Chen's hand angrily, pulled Ai Xiao away and walked forward.
Xi Chen didn't care at all, chuckled, straightened his eyes on the bridge of his nose, looked at Fan Siyuan's back, picked up the apple and put it back into his mouth, just took a bite.
Mmm, so sweet.
"Who is that?" Ai Xiao asked curiously.
What Fan Siyuan got was an angry answer: "The enemy!"
Ai Xiao immediately understood and stopped asking.
After the task is handed in, the relevant department needs to conduct an investigation and verification, and the reward will be automatically credited into the account of the person who completed it after confirmation.
Ai Xiao's eyes lit up after he learned that ordinary D-level tasks basically cost tens of thousands of yuan.
This is much more cost-effective than doing ordinary trivial matters with the old man!Although if you are unlucky, you will encounter a leapfrog task like Fan Siyuan this time, but as long as you pay more attention to research in advance, is it just around the corner to buy a house? !
Seeing that Ai Xiao kept asking him about the reward, Fan Siyuan thought he was implying the distribution of the reward for this mission, and immediately said seriously: "This time Ren Fang's case is all up to you, and we will only pay you four or six cents." , you are six and I am four."
"Hehe, how can you be so embarrassing?" Ai Xiao felt a little embarrassed when he heard Fan Siyuan being so polite, and said "five or five is fine".
In the end, Fan Siyuan said with a shy face: "But I'm short on money recently. When the money comes back, you can lend me your six. The next task will be yours, how about it?"
Ai Xiao: "..." Doesn't that mean you didn't say anything?
"Oh! The Personnel Department is going to be off work. After you register your identity and enter the system, I won't have to bring you here every time." Fan Siyuan looked up at the wall clock on the wall, and pulled Ai Xiao's wrist in haste. start running.
"Isn't it just after four o'clock? Just get off work?" Ai Xiao ran out of breath.
"It's the weekend bro, I'm off work at 04:30."
"Oh... Ouch!" Just as Ai Xiao nodded, a figure rushed out from the left and bumped into him.
"Fuck." Ai Xiao got up from the ground, swung his sore arm and cursed secretly, before he could see the perpetrator clearly, a sharp female voice rang in his ear.
"You don't have long eyes when you walk? You run so fast in the hall, rushing to reincarnate?" The speaker was a small girl, about eighteen or nine years old, with a pair of big watery eyes under Qi Liuhai, looking very human and animal Harmless, of course, under the premise of not speaking.
She is wearing a long dress with national flavor, and exaggerated but not obtrusive jewelry on her ears, neck and hands, which is simple but more charming.The silver bells on both hands jingled "jingling" between waving hands, as if to accompany the master's quarrel with the rhythm.
It could be heard that the person's tone was not kind, and Ai Xiao didn't intend to show a good face.
"The villain will sue first, right? We have been shouting 'Please let me go' all the way, and you suddenly jumped out from the side without saying a word, you..." Before Ai's joke was finished, a soprano screamed interrupt.
"Ah - my baby! My Xiaoqing!! Why did you die so badly!!!"
Ai Xiao took a closer look, and saw that the little girl was squatting on the ground, holding a squashed black-haired, blue-and-black striped bug crying.
"..." Ai Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth, he seems to have been running into mentally ill people recently...
Fan Siyuan watched the time pass by every minute and every second, and it was getting closer and closer to the time when the personnel department got off work, so he gave Ai Xiao a smile beside him, signaling him not to dawdle and leave quickly.
As soon as Ai Xiao raised his leg and wanted to leave, someone hugged his right leg.
"You killed my Xiaoqing, and you still want to run away? No way! You can't leave unless you make an agreement!"
Ai Xiao looked at the girl holding his right leg under his feet, let alone in front of so many people, he really couldn't kick his feet, so he had to put his feet back on the ground again, "What the hell are you talking about, girl? I'm really I'm in a hurry, see, people are still waiting for me!"
"I don't care what's going on with you! The most important thing now is that you killed my baby!!!" The girl stood up with a "bass", grabbed Ai Xiao's sleeve with one hand and crushed the worm in her palm The object was sent to Ai Xiao.
A strange smell that smelled like stinky but not stinky immediately rushed into Ai Xiao's nose, coupled with the visual impact of the worm body with its internal organs squeezed out, Ai Xiao almost couldn't hold back his vomit.
Suppressing the nausea in his chest, Ai smiled and said, "Your taste in keeping pets is too weird..."
"You are the pet! Your whole family is a pet!!" The little girl glared angrily, "Xiaoqing is not my pet! She is like my sister, she is my relative!!"
"Is the caterpillar your relative? Girl, you still place your feelings on your real relatives. No matter how bad you are, you can raise a dog or a cat. If you raise such a disgusting bug, your parents are not afraid of your mental deformity?" Ai Xiao looked at Looking at the girl who is still young and has a serious face, she can't help but persuade her earnestly and earnestly.
"You are mentally deformed! My parents want me to raise a bigger and stronger one! Now tell me, you killed my Xiaoqing, how do you plan to compensate?!" The girl refused to let go.
Fan Siyuan watched as the door of the Personnel Office close at hand closed with a bang, and the minute hand pointed to 04:30.I had no choice but to shrug my shoulders at Ai Xiao and watch the battle from the sidelines. Cheng Yaojin broke out halfway and said that this is the current situation...
"Compensation?" Ai Xiao snorted coldly, "I haven't asked you to pay for wasting my time? You want insects, right? There are rows of trees on the roadside, go up the trees and catch them yourself!"
"Xiaoqing is the point where I squatted in Qingshi Mountain, Yunnan for half a month with untold hardships last month, until it crawled out of the five-poison cocoon, and it took 30 years to produce a five-poison insect, okay?! You give me Go outside and catch me from the tree!" Seeing that Ai Xiao said it easily, the little girl's voice increased sharply, full of resentment, and people not far away turned their heads frequently.
"Are you a voodoo master?" Fan Siyuan asked in surprise after hearing the girl's words, and looked at her carefully again.
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